Film Theory: Was SpongeBob ADOPTED?! (SpongeBob SquarePants)
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SpongeBob SquarePants is quite the odd character. A yellow pant-wearing sponge with an unmistakable laugh. The lovable son of two… well… different looking parents? Are we EVEN sure those are his parents? There’s only one way to find out Loyal Theorists! Time to buckle down for some good old biology to solve this once and for all!
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Ok sooooo my science teacher literally used this episode as a lesson
they deserve a raise
Wow cool teacher
I'm soo freaking jealous
wait- so your class had to go through the part where he talks about sexual reproduction between sponges 💀😀
It's either this person has a cool teacher or this person is making stuff up probably making stuff up
Matpat: "and no he isn't the son of two cookies"
me: "oh..."
I thought his parents were used sponges and that's why the don't have color and lost their square shape
@@janiriuszine1769 same
@@janiriuszine1769Same i thought that too
He said even if his parents are two cookies
They aren’t cookies they are old used sponges
I always thought, that the reason for Spongebob's parents being round and brown was because the're old and used up (because they're sponges and you see Spongebob several times being used as a kitchen sponge). If you use the same kichten sponge for about 50 years I think it's pretty plausible, that it'll change colour and shape over the decades
You are actually right. They are old, there is episode with their younger looks. But this also proves that Bob is adopted, they are already old while he s just a baby...
Thats a good thought tbh
I thought it was because that was more accurate to how actual sea sponges look.
For real life
But his grandfather is old too but he is still yellow and square
Fun fact: Sea sponges were actually used as dish sponges before the dish sponges we know of today.
Wait so we're talking about this when there's Pearl and Mr. Krabs?!
Burnt Orange fr
Burnt Orange Her father was revealed to be in jail.
Burnt Orange she's probably an orphan as well
It is too stupid
Also we don't know the dad
*RIP Stephen Hillenburg...*
*R.I.P STEPHEN HILLENBURG*
He died the day before my birthday
#(
oof I'm rlly saaad! Literally. ;-;
He died?
0:45 spongebob doesnt seem to have much skeleton in his closet
Alex bale: let me introduce myself
Wasn't there an episode where they defined SpongeBob's parents as older sponges who have started to shrivel up and have been discolored over time?
I know I'm replying very late but in one episode Spongebob is shown as a baby in his mothers stomache.
@@Lord.ViraakThis video clearly shows that part was SpongeBob’s imagination. He’s still not an orphan, but that part wasn’t possible.
@@Mr.-the-Mr.-Mr.Yeah, SpongeBob certainly isn't an orphan. There are many sea sponges in his family that look like him, like cousin Stanley and his grandfather and his eyes look exactly like his mother's eyes.
me when finds out spongebob’s parents aren’t cookies: *impossible*
Ikr
WHAAAAAAAT!?!??!?!?!
Ikr
LOL
Is you memelord you're majesty?
People with six fingers are probably nice people. They don't have middle fingers
Kim Dalton they do
Doesn't have to be the middle finger, could always be the third finger from the left or from the right
All they have to do is put down there extra finger and put up the middle finger DOI
@Terry 20 people with six fingers could combine their two middle fingers, now they have double the power
actually the thumb isn’t a finger so they are the only ones with middle fingers
LOL 11:40 THE MEM AT THE END "I swear, It's not what it looks like😳..." I HOPE IT'S NOT LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
"Spongebob doesn't seem like it has any skeletons in there closet" *looks at the hundred of dark theories on spongebob*
*when I was 6 I convinced my cousins that spongebob's mom was actually a cookie and they called her a cannibal because she made cookies a lot*
*k bye*
Same
Lol. That funny
?𝖔𝖗 𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖙¿
🀄️🃏🀄️🃏🀄️🃏
Lol
Idk man I think Mr. Krabs having a whale daughter is a bit more concerning
Mack Things lmao true
Mack Things he's clearly a sugar daddy not genetic
Mack Things
I know right?
If she's not adopted, then that would've been some wild sex
yes that is true
I like how he went into detail while I was like mmmmmm either mom cheated or he’s just adopted… I blame the society I grew up in.
Same.
The intro was hilarious 0:01
MatPat is that substitute teacher that you want to replace your actual teacher with
Everywhere I go, I see your face
Everywhere i go i see you lol
:0 he’s here
@@casualcarl8978 yes he will magically give u mustaches when ur older
Well, my Biology teacher is actually pretty cool so
MatPat: Hey, I should do a SpongeBob theory about genetics!
Also MatPat: *ignores Pearl and Mr. Krabs*
Dominic Quist do you really need a theory for that? Its pretty obvious pearl is adopted.
TheKing maybe Mr. Krabs is her sugar daddy? I need answers
Dominic Quist krabs is too cheap for that
there was an episode where he found her alone somewhere as her mother died or something so I don't think that needed an explanation
Dominic Quist yeah how the fuck do you get a whale out of a crab
Another thing that was COMPLETELY ignored is the fact that spongebob in terms of facial features looks very similar to his mother
He has her blue eyes her nose and dimples
I've learned more watching this channel than I did in 6th grade.
He looks like his mom though, what you really should've done is make a video about how mr krabs has a flipping whale as a daughter haha
Just Chilin its obvious, he adopted her
You sir, just ruined my childhood
its not so obvius, in one episode she says that she thinks all step parents are mean
Her real father is in jail. If you watched jailbreak and when you see a whale. I'm assuming that.
Damn...I never realized this😂
“. . . Or yellow”
*food theory laughs in the distance*
I hope somebody likes one more, you’re at 99-
266, new comment
Now 291 as I am posting this
360!!!!!
@@ktj1635 plus the likes you have
4:50 :000 bigender sponges!!
Sponge bob drowns underwater
Sponge bob makes fire underwater
Sponge bob drinks water underwater
Don't question sponge bob... Just don't
How does it not make sense to drown underwater? How does it not make sense to drink underwater.
@@Sendittothemoon they drown in the water that is underwater
They drink water in a cup while underwater
Well I may sound like a nerd, which I am, but there is an existing ocean that can kill fish, so this does sorta make sense to drown underwater.
Actually fire can be made under water it's called a class b fire. Watch matpats gametheory on fire type pokemon
That one episode were he drowns is in goo because it’s goo lagoon
Me: Couldn’t someone just have dropped a sponge and it sank to Bikini Bottom?
Matpat: goes off in his world of research and facts.
Not coming at you but i dont think it would come alive after it was dropped again not coming at you
Jordan Gonzales- People have said before that Bikini Bottom is based on Bikini Atom, a place to test nuclear weapons, maybe the radiation somehow mutated the sponge and have it life?
Funtime gamer-sorry i didnt know about that
@@lavender_flannel9237 Somehow I doubt radioactivity animates non living things.
@@lavender_flannel9237 sponge gar disproves that.
I was very upset you didn't reference Princess Bride until 7:34 and I was relieved that you remembered the infamous Six-Fingered Man!
9:22 who knew that a show from your childhood was actually setting you up for mendel's laws of inheritance
Mat:"That's a very safe for advertisers joke"
*video shows no ads*
Cicelia The Introverted u spelled ad wrong
Banana Dork - Gaming oh thanks
Cicelia The Introverted np
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Cicelia The Introverted 69th like!
i always thought spongebobs parents were cookies when i was little.
Lily Kleinschmit uhhh ok?
Lily Kleinschmit Shut up let people die
Lily Kleinschmit Stop
Same 🤣
Lucarn Anderson same-
this seems more like a homework than a theory
i’d like to sincerely thank mat pat i watched this when i was 11 and now when i’m in high school my biology class was a breeze cause i alr learned half of it from this
What about MrCrabs having a fucking whale as a daughter?
Are we all just going to ignore that?
Wasn't it established that she was adopted? Or at least obvious?
I mean he does always talk about her mother but because of this I always assumed that her mother was like a family friend or something that died either giving birth or young and he adopted her daughter. But now that we did mention it that's probably the theory we should have had today
Mr. Crabs is her sugar daddy that's why she calls him daddy and always asks for money
Mr. Krabs is Pearl's sugar daddy, because she only calls him daddy and always asks for money from him
Eva I was literally thinking about that during the whole video
I just want to point out that, if Spongebob and his family were humans, he'd be called HumanBob
Huigh mahn bob
I miss ten seconds ago when I didn’t see that
stop stop stop stop stop
Just BOB
Kulik 1 well you'd think so, but the point is that there's a sponge before the Bob. And he is a sponge. It's a bit sad if you can't get that
This is funny cause I had a genetics lab for science a month ago and it was literally about SpongeBob 😂
MatPat: "Think back to sixth grade"
Me currently in sixth grade: "I just learned this"
Ok Matt I get it but are we not gonna talk about how pearl the WHALE is Mr. Krabs’ the CRABS daughter.
Go Away well I mean, Pearls mother was a whale soo
Krab’s*
No one ever said Mr. Krabs is her biological father. Clearly, she is adopted.
Go Away his name is Eugene Krabs, and it would be Krabs'
it could be her sugar daddy since all she wants is money 🤷🏻♀️
No hate, but you realize you're adding logic to a show that has underwater fire and drowning fish
Dude those things were put in as jokes and yeah y not thats the fun of theories
Fish can drown irl
Mdoggyhood a you're about 5 years late
Both of those things can actually happen irl... gas fires don’t go out underwater and a pure concentration of water with no amount of air mixed in actually can drown a fish
Mdoggyhood it is hating and no one asked u and that's why I think the hole thing is in patches head and his suffering from deppresion
This after him leaving just hits different
Real bro
Same😔
Its Feb 2024 and ever since MatPat announced his retirement, I've been binge watching all old episodes especially the ones that still use the into theme song. We will miss you MatPat!
When a CZcamsr talking about spongebob explains genetics better than your AP bio teacher.
LITERALLY
Mood
why its so true
no lol bc he uses the prosecutors fallacy i think is what its called
TGEN YOU TEACHER IS USE-
Matpat, you literally taught me the Punnet Square years before we discussed this at school. You are the best Science teacher ever😂😂
Maxine Tumarao same
Same no one but me in my class knows what a pundit square is
same but when we studied it at class I had no idea on how to do it
Because of eLearning we have an online test with 3 questions and I now realize the past week of studying genetics was useless. I could have just watched this video and passed ; - ;
Maxine Tumarao same!
I just thought SpongeBob’s parents were old used up sponges and that’s why they looked like that while SpongeBob is a young sponge so he still looks normal
MattPatt: There is no dark to spongebob
The Evolution Theory: Am I a joke to you?
Im more interested in knowing why mr Krabs has a whale as daughter
Same
hahahahah lmao ikr 😂😂😂😂
Adopted or Sugar daddy... you decide.
Logan Smith sugar daddy probably a milfhunter
vickytubbie Obviously because he fucked a whale
“Think back to sixth grade”
Me currently learning this in 10th Grade:
We're learning this right now in 9th and I came back to this video in hopes of understanding it better
@@bee8632 SAME
I learned about it in 7th grade
me learnig in 2nd grade and getting in 3rd grade:
Me learning it in 6th (well I already knew because i watched this but yknow): 😎
"SpongeBob doesnt have a lot of skeletons in his closet"
Alex Bale: Hi How are you?
"The idea that spongebob would have actual memories dating back to before he was born is just as ridiculous...."
Excuse you lol! I actually have a couple memories from in the womb-- I was very confused and felt very cramped as to what was happening-- and I remember being born. It's VERY rare for someone to remember being born. I remember it being dark and cramped. It was my first memory. I didn't know what was happening so I went back to sleep. The next time I "woke up" or consciously came to, I was confused again, and then I looked to my left and there was a bright light.
For the longest time, I thought it was the norm that everyone remembered being born until I talked to my family about it ; and none of them remember being born and all have memories from later on in life when they were kids as their first memory.
Actually, in one episode, Spongebob and Patrick look for Squidward's long lost brother, then see his mom, who tells them that he never had a brother. Spongebob and Patrick then decide to get adopted by Squidward's mom so that Squidward can have a brother.
Basically, Spongebob is adopted, it's canon.
very good my child
Funky Fresh Fellow f
Funky Fresh Fellow . Yggg ttc
#1 Comment
tropical gamer Yeah I wanna know too
No one can avoid having a theory not even spongebob
Years later, I still think this is one of your best episodes.
Nice video bro keep up the good work 👍
I thought that his parents were brown and round because, you know, they’re supposed to be kinda wrinkly and old. I mean, Spongebob is already an independent adult with his own job and home, so it’s also possibly that his parents could just be elderly at this point, or certainly close to it. That woould explain why their yellow skin with darken over time, and the shapes of their bodies would sag and wrinkle a bit. I mean, while his mother doesn’t look old, his dad already had glasses and has a grey mustache. That would also explain why his body shape is more round than his wife and his skin is darker.
It’s possible Mrs SquarePants just ages a bit slower than her husband
my science teacher showed this to us in class. I love her.
Bleach sorry for drinking you a sec ago
U got a shit school 😂
@@omarsukar4342 nah that person has a lit school or just a lit teacher
I should suggest that to my teacher when we go over it this year. Or I think were going over it this year as I haven't been over it yet. She always shows us lots of videos, maybe I can convince her to show this one. I probably wont cause she's pretty strict, but if I get a couple friends maybe I will
No she really didn’t
Oh... i thought his parents were old used sponges.
They are lol
Same
Guange Enterprise anemone
Lol
donny haasnoot I thought that they were cookies and he was adopted, but I was pretty little when I watched sponge bob
We were learning about punnet Squares today, and this episode came to mind. Thanks for teaching me this
Matpat: SpongeBob Is Adopted
Pearl The Whale: Am I A Joke To You
Me:
*watches the video*
*gets 87% on test*
Me:thank u mattpat
Only 87%? *Disappointment intensifies*
Yes it does
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, that's pretty bad.
@@JianCB2 depends what country you are from. In Malaysia, 87 is A-
an 87% is a c in my school so 😖
that or spongebob's mom had a little fun with a different man
or well different sponge
Itay Yakobowitz I thought spongebobs parents were potatoes xD
Itay Yakobowitz I bet she had too much fun......(One night stand)
Lmfao
The milkman
7-8 years ago I had a science teacher use your old barrel roll video. Good too see teachers are still using your vids.
How is it that Stan has 5 fingers, like everyone in his family, but Ford has 6 fingers. Is Ford adopted or something?
Matpat : Alright team we need ideas!!!!!!
Person 1: Ooh! Ooh! How about a theory on Pearl's biological mom???
Matpat : I sleep
Person 2 : Pffft. Here's a better idea. Is Spongebob adopted???
Matpat : *REAL SHIT?!?!?*
yeah
Person 4: Pearl is actually dead
MatPat: *A S C E N D E D*
Person 3: IS SQUIDWARD CIRCUS BABY?
MatPat: WOKE
Person 5: Patrick is *GOD*
MatPat: *WORLD ANNIHILATION*
oh god fucking Comment award shit tiers memes are spreading
stop beating a dead horse you fucks
Matpat : “Sponges don’t have wombs”
Me : Yea good point. Funny how they faces and can talk and have their own cities and language and schools and jobs and currency. I always get a laugh out of that when I go swimming. A spectacular world down there
Lol
@FandomKween13❎ ?
based
@Jenna Farley so inspirational
“Sponges don’t have wombs” but in matpats logic they have eyes and mouths and speek
I don’t usually comment on videos but MY TEACHER USED THIS FOR A GENETICS CLASS IT WAS SO COOL
The film theory:is spongebob adopted?
Me: *chillin in the bikini bottom next to the ocean with my bonfire* nah
Wait, if we are underwater how can there be a fir- (fire unlights)
me: *chilling in bikini bottom in the rain* I agree spongebob isn’t adopted
is this DHMIS
@@theamazingcatwizard3654 wizard surprisingly enough it's actually possible
This comment makes me want to listen to James Blunt
Do one on mr crabs and his daughter
Anonymous Bob Either mr.Krabs dick is bigger than we thought or pearl is adopted
Mike Gans 😂😂😂😂
Mosese Sofa King Savage wait, really? How do u know?
Pearl was obviously adopted - Eugene is a Crustacean, and Pearl is a Mammal
Anne Marie Ever notice how whenever Krabs is suprised, he says "Mother of Pearl!"
Both my parents have brown hair. One had brown eyes, the other blue. My older brother meanwhile has bright red hair and blue eyes. Yes tones of people have asked if he’s adopted, no, he is not actually adopted.
matpat: "i don't see many theories in sponge bob..."
alex bale: hah
For years I thought they were cookies.
Grammar Police Same
fricking same.
Grammar Police me too...
Me too
There just some old ass sponges
I thought SpongeBob's parents looked like that because they were old and lost their color and shape
Super Squad like wrinkled, I thought that too
If that was the case, his grandfather shouldn't be square and yellow
When I was taking biology in middle school, they handed out these SpongeBob-themed worksheets, and one of them was based around genetics. The first scenario involved drawing up a hypothetical Punnett square for SpongeBob and SpongeSusie, a girl he apparently met at some sort of sponge dance, in order to determine whether their offspring would be square or round, given that the gene for being square is dominant, SpongeBob is heterozygous for his square shape, and SpongeSusie is round.
When we did this, I remember thinking that SpongeBob's parents were both round, which, if this were true, would make it biologically impossible for them to have a square child.
some cartoon that doesnt have lore: exists, matpat: oh no you dont
I always thought SpongeBob's father looked like a potato, his mother looked like a chicken nugget, and his grandmother looked like a chocolate chip cookie. But that's just me.
Potato + Chicken Nugget = Sponge
A well-balanced meal.
@@morshulinton4112 Put that in a Rebus Bubble and meme it.
Nah that's not just you-
But that's just me
Sometimes I wonder where he gets these theories from..
NEXT THEORY : HOW HARRY POTTER IS RELATED TO BAMBI AND HOW BAMBI IS RELATED TO TRANSFORMERS
Cavvie The Artist Hahahah. Lmaooooo
😂😂😂😂
I’m gonna right this shit down
It’s brilliant
I can actually make a theory/see how you could relating Harry Potter to Bambi...........
Bcuz Bambi is a transformer and can transform into a hippogriff and Bambi’s transformed name is buckbeak
THEORY CONFERMED!
but in the new episodes spongebob remembers eating krabby patties in his mother's stomach
bruh did you rlly watch the video?💀
Hi MatPat! Love your vids! My science teacher is watching this video tomorrow!
I just always thought they looked like that because they were old
Shawn McMillan me too
We all did, we all did....
Same though lmao
Great the cake is a lie and so is my childhood
Yeah I thought they were like old sponges
If anyone was adopted it was Mr Krabs's daughter Pearl.
Sounds like a roast
Anthony Gives Up obviously haha
Tru, and i think we see her real father in jail in that one episode.
This video was made 5 years ago today. Happy birthday
3:30 i thought your kid friendly
Who’s here after Stephen Hillenburg died😭😭😭😭😭
cupcakelover _775 yep on the 26 of November by an sicknesses
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Krish Bb57 so sad 😞😢
Krish Bb57 me😭😢r.i.p. Stephen Hillenburg
Hey! Stop talking about me and start talking about *Pearl* and Mr *Krabs* I don't know what it is but something doesn't add up there.
Spongebob himself. Do you remember that badass-cowboy familiar of yours?, pretty sure you do!
SO TRUE
Spongebob Squarepants Krabs is really Pearl's sugar daddy
Spongebob Squarepants holy shit
Are you a orphan
There’s an episode where you can see when SpongeBob comes into the ocean so he doesn’t have parents. He’s a kitchen sponge.
Hello Film Theory, I love and fear your channel, it's so good to not only learn new things but also get a good scare during the month of October, yes I do agree with you about sponge fish unable to raise their young fish in the wound but didn't you say in another video that SpongeBob could have been mutated to wear he is now, so is it possible that his parents were mutated before SpongeBob came into existence and were able to raise SpongeBob in the wound years after they were mutated, so they developed human like qualities like the TNMT.
Ok, you can explain the heritage of Spongebob, but explain Pearl and Mr. Krabs. That's the real theory
pearl is adopted.
maybe mr krabs used to be a whaler and killed pearl's mom and then adopted her......watched spongebob from its debut and still do occasionally now and only just thought of that as i read your comment
MrReifer Yeah, and Pearl was still a baby when Mr Krabs adopted her.
I would say it but it would probably get taken down
You have the perfect profile picture.
Teacher: how many fingers do you have
Child with 6 fingers: 12
Other children: what
Rodney Iseminger k
:0
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If they had six fingers why would they say that they have 12??
I legit have 6 and a half fingers total
I actually wasn’t taught about genetics in 6th grade. I had earth/space science that year. I was taught in biology in my freshman year (this year)
my mom: "watch an educational show!"
me: "bet."
**important reasearch going on the planet**
Matpat = *_IS SPONGEBOB ADOPTED_*
-MatPat>Important research-
Matpat=important research
Or maybe all sponges are yellow and square, and they just become round and brown as they age, like wrinkling or getting grey hair. With the exception of grandpa squarepants (who we only see in imagination), all of the yellow square sponges are young. Or at least pictured young when we see them. And all of the brown sponges are old. It seems to be a pretty big coincidence for you to leave out. Especially since sponges in the real world do the exact same thing, they lose their vibrant colors as they age.
RosekiSommers Cousin Black Jack is round and was always brown
This is exactly what I’m thinking
That can be true
Cousin Blackjack has a medical issue preventing him from maturing properly, who knows how that would effect his aging process. But even if that weren't the case, it's more likely that he is adopted, than Spongebob is.
But you see his grandpa is yellow and square
When I was a kid, I thought his parents were cookies. I was so confused until I saw real wild sponges.
Scientist literally found a sponge that look just like SpongeBob a couple years not with the starfish that look just like Patrick became a major meme
Do a theory:
Who is Pearl's father?
Why I'm asking this is because, there is an episode in Spongebob where Plankton is in jail and he has a friend that looks like Pearl. What if Pearl's Father was a criminal thats why Pearl's Mother left her to Mr. Krabs?
LuCCian YES
LuCCian yes
LuCCian YES
No!!!
Lol jk YESS
maybe crabs just impregnated a whale then got pearl, after its just fiction that is also related to science in someways :)))
Question:
What is squidward?
Because of his name we assume he’s a squid. But think about this,
He may have the six tentacles of a squid but he has the round head of an octopus.
Not only that but in the episode Patrick the game he said he was an octopus. So which is it?
@Subscribe To me for no reason THAERY COEMING SOON
He's an octopus
@@trollsbroppy5543 Well here at The Film Theorists we tend to take cartoons more
series then it should be. But i see what you mean,
75% of the ocean is unexplored there could be another animal out there like that. No judge btw.
I say genetic mutation
Squids have ten tentacles. To longer ones for grabbing prey.
this vid helped me out with my science lesson lol
I mean the fact that his surname is Squarepants is a bit of a give away. These are sponges living in a society, and in society surnames often develop based on an attribute of an ancestor, it might be a father's name, like Johnson, an occuptation, like Smith, or their appearance, like Fairchild. Squarepants sounds like a surname that comes from appearence, telling us that squareness runs in SpongeBob's paternal family.
Why is one of my favorite parts at the begining-
"Are ya ready kids?"
"No"
"I can't hear you"
"NO!"
"Maybe now?"
"I SAID NOOOOO!"
I'm more concerned about Pearl and Mr.Krabs? and possibly what happened to Mrs.Krabs.
Haru Yanto YEEEEES
She is definitely his daughter
He fucked a whale.
yeah she was a whale, A WHALE OF A GOOD TIME! *raises hand* UP TOP!.....no? Ok ill see myself out...
There is à theory about that, that since sponge bob is symbolizing the major sins, Mr krab being greed , it may touch on other prohibited things and according to the theory pearl is his sugar baby not his daughter, that's why she spends his money and calls him daddy
matpat to every fictional character ever ''i diagnose with orphan''