Kingsman | The Secret Crack
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- čas přidán 1. 11. 2017
- "And thank you for such a.... Happy Meal."
• Watch in HD + headphones for a maximum of fun !
• First time making a crack video, I blame my love for Colin Firth and his suits for the creation of this monster. I had way too much fun while making this, especially while making the Hartwin moments ! ♥ It's not perfect my editing skills are a bit rusty, but I hope you'll enjoy this video :D
►Information:
• FANDOM: Kingsman: The Secret Circle
• SONGS: There are too many, but you can ask me in the comments !
• SOFTWARE : Sony Vegas Pro 13
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Manners maketh meme.
Meme maketh man
@@Panzer_Runner maketh meme man😂
Jack And Miller 610th Like Cause this is hilarious as hell
@@kaz3824
Man maketh meme.
Manners maketh meth meme man
"OH NO HE'S HOOOOOOOT!"
I'm. freaking. Dead.
I'm glad it made you laugh :D
Thank you for your comment !
TannaKota LMAOOO I WAS WAITING FOR IT
@@GlassesComplex
Me: 2:47
I realize Im kind of off topic but do anybody know a good place to stream new movies online ?
Eggsey: oh mark me down as scared AND horney
LMFAO
I mean, the look on his face was pretty self-explainatory ! He must have had the weirdest boner of his life XD
GlassesComplex lol yasssss so true
Time?
E G G S E Y
@@lunaathaya2177 1:12
“Mark me down as scared AND horny” me too Eggsy me too
I think we were all Eggsy after seeing that fight !
Who knew Colin Firth could fight like that ? (* A * )
@@GlassesComplex he's Colin firth
He can do anything.Hehe.Hes perfect
As Merlin said: F**KING SPECTACULAR
Oh my >///< Thank you so much !!! You made my day !! (Also quoting our favourite tech wizard, that got my heart burst with mixed happiness and grief
Clikkie hello yes
2:18 *thinks of Kingsman 2*
*cries* 😭😭😭😭
Yes, I was a bit teary myself when I made this :'<
I might never recover from his death... Rest in peace, you beautiful good boy.
I cried, I wish I could've fly magically and glitch through my screen and save the pug, roxy, and many more.
Me: hey i wonder what this video is
Me:-accidentally falls into a new fandom- well shit. Guess im stuck now
Welcome to the familly ! I'm glad you joined because of my silly video ! The Kingsman fandom is such a great fandom
4:15 "One does not use fitting room 2, when one is popping one's cherry." WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT HAR-
The tailor knooooooows ! The look on his face means everything ! He knows that Harry means this in every single possible way.
And it was at this exact moment that Hartwin became canon to the fans !
Yuki Tori15 HE BE POPPIN' EGGSYS CHERRY LOL
The biggest "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
*OMFG*
I LOVE THIS VIDEO
I LOVE TARON
I LOVE COLIN
I LOVE KINGSMAN
Awww thank you so much !!
But do u like MEME
I'm sorry Lancelot but "I'm not half the man I used to be" really got me HAHAHHAHAHA
Even though he's on the older side,
HARRY IS HOT OKAY?
aND THAT IS OKAY CAUSE WE ALL FEEL THAT WAY
Eggsy: its so beautiful out here
Harry: yea i know its just me you and the moon
Moon *merlin*: HEY! U TWO SHOULD KISS!!!
merlin is such a shipper
That's some quality crack right therr
10/10
Thank you so much ! :D
0:50 The fact that it's this sort of thing that always makes me laugh out loud leads me to believe that I may have a dark sense of humour. Anyway, if for nothing else, this one deserves a like.
Being able to appreciate dark humour is a gift ! Or at least that's what I tell myself when people judge me for my humour, haha.
I'm glad this silly joke made you laugh :D and thank you for your comment and the like !
That's some weak dark humour
1:37 that is definitely one of my favourite scenes
Le lip biting tho👌🏻
That's a very sensual lip biting if you ask me !
Time stamp?
Lyra Invisa 3:37
Omg I just teared up at the J.B edit WHYYYYYYYYY
I was so sad while making that part ;_; our poor little J.B. !
What’s the voice of girl thing call?
King KevinKo It's called "You're my Honeybunch Sugarplum" :)
Ikr
OMG YES THIS IS TEN OUT OF FRICKING TEN
AAAAAAAAH THANK YOUUUUU !!!!
4:03 he's so pleased with himself for making that stupid pun sksksk
I’m living for this Hartwin content
Same
What's hartwin
@@markjosephmorales6807 (harry)hart+(eggsy un)win
@@barbara9315 ohhhh ok Thanks wait is that a fanfic?
@@markjosephmorales6807 no,it's their ship name.Kind of like bradjelina,brad pitt and anjeline jolie.
“ So hail Satan and have a lovely afternoon. “ = Me 😂
I remember watching this for the first time at the movies. Everybody had a crush on Eggsy. And I was the only one to fancy Harry instead.
You can't imagine how hard I cried when he got shot-I nearly got kicked out of the room 😂😂😂.
I knew he wasn't gonna die.But still was scared because at first he wasn't shown in the 2nd movie,but then the trailer came and I was yeah I knew.Hehe
I actually fancied merlin
@@hayleey2273 me too! Mark Strong is awesome!
"Suddenly I'm not half the man I used to be" got me. Good vid btw
Y'know I first discovered Colin in Nanny McPhee..Then I watched him in Pride and Prejudice and started to see how good he looked in a suit..Then Kingsman entered my life and I never knew I needed to see Colin walking around in a suit with an umbrella fighting people.
These rocketman and kingsman cracks makes me laugh and happy when I'm stressing about school
Taron is literally soo cute
MHMM MHMM GOOD SH I T RIGHT THERE RIGHT TH E R E
Mythical Beast AAAAAH THAAAAANKS !! ❤️
1:28 works more than it has any right to AND I FUCKING LOVE IT
4:22 I feel ashamed that I recognised this "Oh my" XD
But y
4:26 BEST ONE 10 OUT OF 10 👌🏻
1:59 OMG I CANT XDD
John Laurens This joke was one of the first I had thought about ! I just had to put it here ! Eggsy was literally Mulan 😂 Also who doesn't love some good old Disney songs ?
GlassesComplex yes, disney songs are definitely the best! and i love eggsy-mulan 😂❤
0:50 I LOST IT
I'm glad it made you laugh ! I felt so bad to make that joke but it's still the one I am the most proud of XD
It brought back memories of marco Face
Merlin: HEY YOU TOO SHOULD KISS!
Best thing ever
THESE ARE SOME HD MEMES BLESS YOU
Bless YOU for your comment
4:26 to 4:33 😂😂😂😂 so trueeeeee
It would have been a crime not to make this part ! XD He is so good looking !
I know right !!! he's 57 now and the more Colin ages the more freaking handsome he gets !!!
I discovered the Kingsman franchise via a fandom video and was like : damnnnnn this movie looks dope and who's that smooth completely badass guy kicking the bad guys asses 😂😂😂
And of course it was out dear Harry Hart aka Colin Firth and now I can't get enough of him and Taron #hartwin #firtherton
Yes, yes, yes ! I agree to everything you said !
Colin is like a fine glass of whiskey, the more he ages, the better ! He was cute when he was younger, but he is undeniably hot right now !
And I think I've discovered Kingsman in a very similar way, on tumvlr I saw gifs and I thought "If I don't watch this movie, I'm sure I will regret it all my life !", can't say I was disappointed, the man knows how to fight and it's even better to know that he made like 80 to 90% of his stunts ! Especially the Church scene !
And Taron is such a cutie, he is like a human sized puppy ! He fits the part of Eggsy so well and the fact that he gets along so well with Colin is just
OMG THIS IS G O L D
Petra Kovács OMG thank you so much ❤️
OMG...I love it!!! Also, 4:50-4:55 ME!!!
Awwww thank you so much !
shows eggsy: YOUR ARE SOOOO CUTE!!
One of the most underrated movies
Eggsy and harry is so canon
"Sadly, i'm not half the man i used to be"
I’m upset that I haven’t seen this sooner because it was hilarious and I had to stop myself from laughing loudly at 2am
Please do more of these. This video is a masterpiece. 😂😂😂
Thank you so much, I'm glad you liked my video ! :D
I'm actually planning everything for a second video right now ! I just need some time for the whole editing process, but don't worry ! It wiil come soon, my friend :)
2:23 I just love this part I-
It's not fair I'm 2 years late to this masterpiece. BEST👏🏻CRACK👏🏻VIDEO👏🏻EVER👏🏻
you’re my cutie-pie
you’re my cuppycake
gumdrop
SNIGKMSPIKMMS
Oh shit. He actually says 'When Popping One Cherry' I though we made that up!
1:12 AHAHAHA SAME
Came for the movie, stayed for the Hartwin ship.
The lip biting 🤤
Eggsy knows what he is doing, subtly seducing good old Harry with his body language !
(Let's be honest, if we were in his shoes we would do the same haha !)
Time stamp?
4:25 to 4:33 was enough to knock me down! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THIS IS SO GOOD DUDE
tyler joseph THANK YOU SO MUCH ! ❤️ I'm super glad you liked it !
i loved it honestly it made me laugh after having a bad day :D
I'm so happy to learn that ! Knowing that my video made your day a bit brighter literally made my day :D
0:50 caught me COMPLETELY off guard because i was NOT expecting Beatles music but i am NOT COMPLAINING
the best 1000000/ 1000000
OMG thank you soooo much !!
Charlie: probably seen enough of them
Eggsy:bloody wanker
3:32 * HE LOOKS AT ME. AND I LOOK AT HIM*
Min 4:25-4:33 ??? I loved it
isabel luaces It was probably the funniest thing I made in the video ! Moving the words around was hilarious!
I'm glad you like it :D
you have do to more crack of kingsman, that was gold !
I will probably make some more soon :D stay tuned ! And thank you so much for your comment ! ❤️
0:29
*OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T*
“Sir, he fucking died omg”
2:59 that part with the song killed me
1:37 is gold. Straight GOLD
I love this, well done, it’s amazing and funny.
This is the best thing to ever happen wow Bless,,
Alexandra Lauren Oh my god, thank you so much ! I'm happy you liked it ❤️
the soundtrack kingsman DESERVES
Love this!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Awesome editing, music and voiceovers.
That's some good content right there! Thanks so much for making it!
Thank YOU so much for your comment
It's so well made. Love it
2:37 😂😂😂😂😂😂
JustARepublicTrooper I don’t remember that clip in the movie thoo
4:41 - 4:43 ME
Im glad that im welcome and late to this fandom-
"So hail Satan, and have a lovely day, ma'am"
If my husband is not Eggsy...I'm never gonna get married GOD THAT MAN IS HOT AAAAND CUTE AT THE SAME TIME IS LIFE TF ASGDKABBABKSSDJ
2:47 uno reversed card
1:30 ok that was pretty hot
Kingsman the secret fan service
I laughed harder than I should have
I lost it at "oh no he's hot" 💀💀
The first 5 seconds already killed me
Bruv. JB is sooo cute!!!
Love the MPGIS one!
"Who the Fuck are you?"
"Who the FUCK are you?"
"I asked you first!"
"I asked you second!" 😂
"That's some good shit right there!" Aggressively pointing at Harry intensifies
Perhaps i show you fitting room 3 while you wait
Me & the fitting room guy: 4:23
0:49 I knew where this was goibg and im still dead from laughing
Its been so long since I last saw a crack vid that made me laugh this hard. (Four months counts since the season finale of Final Space counts as a long time right?)
3:56 MOOD
LIKE I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A HEAD OR SOMETHING SKSJSKSJSK
That last clip is a great segway into the next movie
OMG you're right !!! 😳
4:25 - 4:33 I love that, it's so funny XD
4:41 - 4:44 Eggsy is so cuite :3
Amazing, A M A Z I N G job, congratulations.
OMG ! Thank you so much
YOU REALLY DID IT
I LOVE THIS FILM! ITS MY FAVE ALSO I LOVE THIS CRACKS!! (My favourite person in the film is valintine lol)
Wolfy EX Thank you so much for your comment !! I'm super happy you like my crack vid !!
Valentine was a gem ! His character was so funny, it didn't feel the same without him in The Golden Circle, I mean, Samuel L Jackson !! This guy's awesome !
GlassesComplex aww thx for replying maybe we can become friends cause this video was so funny and well made! Thx for liking it! I'm actually watching the golden circle right now!😝 :)
GlassesComplex ima give you a shoutout! I'll try and make a Kingsman crack but it's gunna be rubbish quaillity😭😝
GlassesComplex also pls go to my channel and watch a video called shoutout
Wolfy EX, I must thank you for your shoutout video, that was the sweetest thing ever ! I never thought someone would do something like this for me one day. It was so unexpected, I'm really touched
Love THIS
Okay but I LOVE this 😂
I love crack videos but this is the best
I still want the "black Jewish boyfriend" to be Idris Elba x'D
I NEED THAT
Yes, Harry, you are too hot. Too hot, you are.
Stop it.
Save my soul.
I'm also in need of saving. Has too hot goddammit
Me encanto. ♥
Mia Cortes Muchas gracias ❤️
OMG YOU USED A BEATLES SONG!!! YOU USED YESTERDAY!!! I love you omg
so love this video it so cool and sweet
4:04 this is that kind of part when I decide for this girl who broke my heart if I decide who loves me or she’ll live or dies it’s just a figure of speech there not really real but it still broke my heart of course.
Are you excited they are making another kingsman Movie! It's called Kingsman :The Great Game! Can't wait! February 14, 2020!
I laughed so fucking har(t)d at this. Thank you for making my day!