Atari Sports (Atari 2600) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
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- The Nerd takes a look at a variety of sport-themed games made for the Atari 2600, including football games, baseball games, boxing games, soccer games, and golf games. This is Angry Videogame Nerd episode109
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"Football.
Not this Madden Shit!
Just plain-ass normal, every-day, no question about it, no N.F.L. no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish,no quarterback, dime back, nickle back, simple ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal-clear, as frank as frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOMB,
one compound word!
It's motherfucking goddamn, sonsabitchen, fuck, Fuck, FUCKIN' FOOTBALL!!!
UNNGH!!!"
Is now my favorite AVGN quote!
I cry everytime.
best quote of all time really
Yes yes
recently Angry Joe is pissed towards Madden 15, because of it's "new" features, such as tackling, defense, and many more.
Me too.
R.I.P. John Madden, he gave us Madden 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003
Rip
2004,2005,2006,2007.....3007,30008,400000,5000000
@@joedirtbag6662don't forget Madden (Null)
Madden 100 B.C
Madden 08
"No quarterback, dimeback, *Nickleback* "
My brain: *"LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!"*
It is something that makes me laugh
LOOK AT THIS GRAPH 📈
@@Elias___ Look at this giraffe.🦒
@@number1musichater430*ahem* GRAPH!
”Maybe, somehow, in our own ways, we’re all nerds”. All these years and that line still warms my heart so much
It is a very sweet line.
Honestly i don't see how crazed sports fans arent nerds. Remembering all those names, scores, scandels and player team transfers
Cesar Gonzalez don't forget all the stats.
Yesterday's El Clasico was a 2-2 draw. For Barcelona, Luis Suarez and Lionel Messi scored. For Real Madrid, Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz ninja pie
Cesar Gonzalez and a lot of sports games require math for score and skill of players. So I agree HOW aren’t they nerds
I used to play Baseball and Football in Elementary, and now I'm one of the biggest nerds I know.
3:00 after all that speech... "aaaand it's one of the worst game I ever played in my life". Love this guy lol xD
As blunt as an atom *BOMB*
yup, good set up
Fuck fuck FUCKIN FOOTBALL
best over hype ever
@@afinnishfishnet7366 *_BEEEEE SCHEVENTEEEN BAWMBER_*
Not sure why “this was before circles were invented.” Always gets me
The Atari ball sprite is only a single pixel (square). Very limited technology
It's a cool reference to his Pong Games episode, too!
@@electrictroy2010 So, it's still before circles were invented...
... For video games.
“Football is the sport that makes people act like maniacs”
That is true, my dad broke his foot on my toy cause he kicked it when the giants didn’t win the super bowl some time ago.
What do ya know. Football can be a drug in a way.
Mustve been a long time ago they won their last two superbowls
Must’ve been 2001 because that was the last time and the only time they lost a super bowl
It’s the same for my dad but with hockey and when the jets lost in the playoffs last year he threw an ashtray at the tv and broke the screen it was a CRT tv too it was a heavy ashtray
Small world
"Maybe, in our own ways, we're all nerds." - AVGN
I agree with this statement so much :D
*insert Ninja Sex Party song "Danny Don't you Know"*
NerdyRulerz ok
*Don't You Forget About Me starts playing* The Breakfast Club
Yeah me too. Im a nerd for life.
It's funny how accepted being 'nerdy' is these days. I always like to think just how much of a hypocrite that guy who kicked other kid's asses for playing duh vidya gaems back in the 80's is, or for collecting pokemon cards in the 90's.
These dumbfucks are probably playing COD while they wait on Pokemon GO right now.... XD
Or drinking themselves blind while beating their children for not making varsity. Either case, they're pretty pathetic. >__>
“You’re a square, pushing a smaller square towards another *s q u e e e h* ”
**insane lauhg**
**insane luagh**
The Nerd's football rant is so relatable it makes it that much more hilarious. Easily one of the best episodes.
I don't understand why there are so many hockey games, football, soccer .. either.
@@louistournas120because people buy them every year even if they're garbag, they'd be throwing away money not releasing them yearly
"Who the fuck is John Madden anyway?!" I've said that so many times when I was searching for new games at the store. xD
I thought even nerds knew that.
I say that and then proceed to say oh wait; he's that gold medal figure skater just to get a rise out of people. We all live once so make it count. I have no regrets.
@yabuturtle nice avatar :)
AEIOU
@@joshlight6892 Apparently not the video game nerd. xD
7:37 "What is this? Geodude fighting Mr. Game & Watch in the middle of a baseball field?"
I died.
same😂😂
Never knew James Rolfe knew a little bit of Pokémon when he made this video.
Wafflekingdor better than Doug who insults it without giving it a try
Such a great analogy!
I'd play that.
"as blunt as an atom BOMB"
I don't know why that makes me laugh so much. I think it's the close up when he says "bomb".
bEEEE sevenTEEN bOmBeRrrrr
RIP John Madden, who passed away today at the age of 85.
Rip goat
4:40 the man behind the slaughter
I CANT UNHEAR IT.
DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUEHEDUDUD
James has the right Fucking idea. Next time you play Madden with a friend, Just plop on a Sports Fan Helmet and when you get a Touchdown just Bum Rush the television and go fucking apeshit
Danny Caracciolo lol I've got to remember that one
Something similar happened years ago when playing Fifa with my friend, my mate scored a goal pulled his t-shirt up over his head like you see players do sometimes and ran right into the corner of the open door and split his head open XD
Better yet, strip naked and run around the room. There's always gotta be a streaker
Now i need a friend....
And madden
"Get Metallica in there!"
FINALLY!!! SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME FOR THE HALF-TIME SHOW!!!
Just Michael Actually pop is dying to lack of innovation.Metal and rock are fine. Forget about hipster "indie rock" bands, nobody who is not on xanax like them.
Collin Squires SLAYER!!!!
Iron maiden would be sweet or slayer.
Collin Squires
I feel him
Even though I’m not into that kind of music, It fits in a lot more than shitty pop songs. And I thought the super bowl was supposed to be intense.
9:35 Came here because of Pelé's passing
RIP Pelé
R.I.P. John Madden.
Madden '91, Madden '92, Madden '93, Madden '94, Madden '95, Madden '96, Madden '97, Madden '98, Madden '99, Madden 2000, Madden 2001, Madden 2002, Madden 2003!
All of the best games!
Don’t forget 08
What about 08 the objectively best one
Madden 06 and 10 for me
O yes. Totally original. Not complete copies of each other
3:00 that is probably James' best writing and performance
Then the immortal video arrives.
The best delivery in the series.
Best moment with the john madden thing. :')
I like that episode 200 references this moment
Nah
3:01-3:35 is my favorite AVGN moment.
As Frank as Frankenstein as blunt as an atom bomb
No Quarterback,
Dime-back,
*NickelBack!*
Great Moment it is :)
Just plain ass, normal everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the refrees, pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback, SIMPLE, ORDINARY, UNINBELISHED, UNMISTAKEABLE, CRYSTAL CLEAR, AS FRANK AS FRANKENSTEIN, AS BLUNT AS AN ATOM BOMB, ONE COMPOUND WORD, ITS MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMN, SONS OF BITCHES, FUCK FUCK FUCKING, *F O O T B A L L !*
Annnnnnnd it's one of the worst games I've ever played.
"not named after the referee's pet gold fish"
Damn 😂🤣😂🤣
watching this instead of the super bowl because this is actually something that interests me
2020 was still better than 2019. At least 2020 didn't make any promises to another fanbase that they couldn't fucking keep.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz
This is the only instance someone’s said 2020 is a better year
@@scooterwearssocks Oh course it was dr. Doofenshmirtz
The last Super Bowl was very close. It kept me wondering who would win. (But I mainly watch for the million-dollar games.)
2:44 - 3:35 Most badass moment ever in AVGN history
Holy crap how did I get so many likes?!?!
@@zombies4evadude24 no
@@zombies4evadude24 72 likes is nothing, dude.
HWL Gaming it is if you don’t comment much
HWL Gaming I know. I have a comment with 617 likes but thank you.
"GET METALLICA IN THERE"
FINALLY SOME ONE AGREES
We should get some ZAO in there
No, Thats too low.
We NEED DEATH METAL! THAT WILL SHOW THE REAL TESTOSTERONE OF THE FOOTBALL
Throw on some Party Cannon when you play man!!!
*c o p i e d*
Should get DEICIDE in there, i want to watch those audiences reaction
👌
This popped in my mind after hearing about John Madden’s death. RIP
4:08 my dad when his favorite football team wins
I do the same thing 😂
That's me when the 49ers win.
I do the same thing lol
When they lose he either chucks his beer bottle or a ashtray at the tv and that’s why I’m my family we have a completely different tv to watch it on that’s a CRT but he still managed to break the screen with a beer bottle last year
Mine too everybody's does
3:15
"no quarterback, no dimeback, no nickelback"
I'm literally dying XD
You literally aren't
*LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH*
No pennyback
... Why? They're all football positions.
@@keithrichards8526 They were probably thinking Nickelback the band and didn't know nickel back is an actual football position.
9 years ago? Heh, only for a couple more weeks. Happy 10th anniversary to one of my personal faves of the series.
Today is the day! And it still says 9 years ago for me
@@loganstewart7105 Give it another day.
@@lizardguyNA ok now it say 10 years
avgn actually started in 2005, even before youtube
these are just higher-res reuploads
@@sebastiangorka200 Trust me, I know, I was just looking at this specific version's upload date.
This video came to my mind today after John Madden's passing.
R.I.P.
Years later this is still the funniest episode of AVGN in my opinion
I agree
It's ironically one of my favourites considering I'm no where near athlete material or a sports enthusiast.
Seamen
@@dan78789 it's called an opinion
Together with Tiger Electronic Games I definitely agree!
Nerd: I know the story of the Legend of Zelda, and the secrets in the games
Jock: I know the score of this one game, what happened to one of the players, and that one scandal.
They’re both nerdy, in their own ways
AND MORE
Me who's both
Came back here for John Madden. RIP 💔
4:08 one of the funniest moments ever cant ever stop laughing when I watch it 😂😂
I agree Metallica should be at the halftime show
+Dillon Lord or Slayer \m/ 8^D
Why not get the entire big 4 to play!? (Megadeth, Metallica, Slayer, and Anthrax)
yup
+Dillon Lord Mercy House or Poets of The Fall should do the next Super Bowl half time show.
GWARRRRRRRRRR RULES!!! \m/
love watching James freak out over Madden
ziljin you're everywhere...
Qcam2004 haha yep. I marathoned AGVN last month but stopped for some reason. marathoned the whole thing this month. and You Know What's Bullshit, and Board James. Love watching Cinemassacre videos. Guess next will be the movie reviews and casual Let's Plays. Godzillathon being my favorite for the movie reviews.
RYAN MEAH yep. someday I will have watched all of cinemassacre videos. but so far mostly watched James scripted videos.
ziljin me too its fuxking hilarious
You mean Mike?
R.I.P. John Madden 12/28/21
2:22 I relate to this so much
"what is this, Geodude fighting Mr. Game'n'Watch in the middle of a baseball field?"
why, yes, yes it is!
I can't even believe he knew who Geodude is.
top 10 anime fights
This episode is a good example of what I really like about the nerd. I really enjoy the jokes but I also like that he is both over the top and very down to Earth.
Him knocking over all his games and crushing that beer can against his head always makes me laugh.
9:35 He just died at 82, RIP Pelé
He will be missed. Not just by Brazilians either, but by the entire footballing world.
RIP John Madden(1936-2021)
3:03 This whole scene is edited brilliantly. The quick cutting and whatnot add to the intensity.
This man is a delight.
A national fucking treasure.
Johnny Blaze He's not just a national treasure, he's a worldwide treasure.
His humor and charisma will never die.
Johnny Blaze He's not just a treasure. He's a wonder of the world.
Johnny Blaze You CANNOT Ignore The Face He Makes, One In 11:30!
+Johnny Blaze hes not just a national fucking treasure, he's also a treasure fucking national
10 years later, this is still one of my favorite Avgn episodes. The Nerd's football rant still ranks up there
"Stomping around like les claypool or angus young"
I don't know why but that analogy is hilarious to me
I typed this with my nose
I don't even play video games, but this is the best channel I've ever discovered on CZcams.
Then you found a good find👍
james rolfe is cool, very knowledgeable and talented
You don't play vidya gayms? What planet are you from?
Horny Fruit Flies vidao geams
Horny Fruit Flies bideo goamz
7:37 pure gold. And the best thing is that he's absolutely right
RIP John Madden! Dang 2:00 hits differently now! He'll forever be part of NFL History
I think we can all agree that the best baseball game ever is OBVIOUSLY Ninja Baseball Batman.
Ninja Baseball Batman :)
Fixed
Ive never herd ov it.
Kyle Reese James made a video of it. Check it out!
Nah, the best baseball game ever has to be
OH, THAT'S A BASEBALL!
3:02 one of my favorite Nerd moments.
Lol yes XD
Yep
***** i agree XD
i played it on 1.5 speed lollololol XD
+Sly Cooper Damn them close ups.
RIP Pele and John Madden-sports legends.
I gotta say, this has to be the most wholesome ending to an AVGN episode I've ever seen.
what about contra ep
3:00 - 3:35 is true art!
Lizpaht should be a Super Bowl Comercial
Somehow I know the speech back to front and love it ! :D
Best run on sentence ever! And that slam!
ive ruined many n64 cartridges doing that lol
Still a legendary video after 10 years.
2:01 This hits differently now
One of the ONLY times the Nerd or James Rolfe himself has made a Pokemon reference.
I approve.
Slightly.
***** Yes he did. And if you dig WAY DEEP into the past, two of James Rolfe's "Movie Quotes of the Week" were both from Pokemon: The Movie.
i wonder why. he must have played at least played red/blue. its one of nintendos biggest franchises. easily number 2 or 3. and its not like its new, it came out on gameboy while the n64 was still the most recent console. thats easily in retro gaming territory.
+Sam Diamond POKEMON WALKIE TALKIES
PokeFan 001 YEEEAAAAHHHHH
As do I. I go crazy whenever anyone mentions Pokemon.
"Not this "Madden" shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, un-embellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound
word: It's *MOTHERFUCKIN', GODDAMNED, SONS-OF-BITCHIN', FUCK-FUCK-FUCKING FOOTBALL*!!!!!" - AVGN Sports, 2012
"...And it's one of the worst games I've played in my life."
Here like everyone else after John Madden’s passing…
Yep
Tuning in after the passing of John Madden. RIP
1:56
The most true thing I have ever heard. A million thumbs for you, sir.
Metallica has an excellent business strategy: Their fans are all deaf by now so they don't notice how shitty their music is
DracoHandsome Please learn to respect other peoples' music opinions.
SuperMarioWorld91 I do; Metallica isn't music
DracoHandsome What a clear demonstration that you don't respect jack shit.
From what anime is your picture from?
3:18 this should be the new intro to Monday Night Football
HELL YEAH!
Tremz Hoi! 3:15 ROFLMFAO
Wtf, you can't even leave THE FUCKING NERD alone?
Everywhere you go, Football Football Football!
Yeeaaahhh,you are right...it will make sense.
“I’d say play this...or the latest Madden.” Knowing that this episode came out the same year as Madden 13, I’d say James just made a cardinal sin of a suggestion.
9:35 Hits different now RIP Pele
He will be missed. By the whole footballing world.
"Not named after the referee's pet goldfish", funniest line in the video. I died.
I played that card for no clear reason, not even i know
It's football island. In other words, Hell.
I couldn't agree more
im pretty sure hell is in michigan
That far? We have a Route 666 in Pennsylvania and yes, I drove on it. Funny there's this tiny town called "Endeavor" near the western end of it.
Austin Lucas lol
Cleveland
I've been to hell recently. Only a few miles from my school.
4:04 one of the funniest moments ever, i keep coming back for that lol
R.I.P John Madden. Each year he got his name etched into a game.
"what the hell's different this time?!" is he talking about angry birds?
***** CoD works too.
Furby Man Or every MOBA game ever?
Furby Man Or Pokemon?
But the gameplay barely changes. I don't know how people can stand it game after game.
I guess, but at least those don't come out as on game for the price of two or three.
1:06
Look carefully and you’ll see the LJN logo
i found you
After this halftime show, I couldn’t agree more. Get METALLICA!
AGREED!!!
They would steal the show too much - they need the halftime show to get people's testosterone down as low as possible for the second half (explains the acts in my headcanon)
Agreed
"Stompin' around like Les Claypool" killed me lol
Maybe the reason NES Golf was so popular was because Atari's golf games were so atrocious that NES Golf seemed cutting-edge in comparison
Or because Mario was in it. Well, it IS Mario if you ask an American. In Japan, it's some other guy named Ossan.
Ossan = Uncle.
Deep_wolf Mario is the uncle of every Japanese person. Duh.
4:08
TOUCHDOWN! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
*attacks camera like a psycho*
AAAAHHHHHH!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
When Banjo gets in smash
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
my mom in a nutshell
RIP Pele and John Madden
Now we've lost two sporting legends mentioned in the video. And that's terrible.
@@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 And this episode came out 10 YEARS AGO
2:00 this scene now hits so differently with John Madden dead
"Just plain ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOMB, one compound word, it's motherfucking, goddamn, sons of bitchin, fuck fuck fucking football!"
-AVGN, 2012
"aaand it's one of the worst games I've ever played in my life."
This episode propably has the best AVGN ranting ever.
R.I.P. John Madden
For an 8 year old video, the resolution has held up so well. One of my favorite AVGN videos, I remember when this one came out
In the spirit of your chronologically confused video, you gotta admit the Madden series is pretty consistent.
There isn't much to do in order to be consistent.
But every game is released a year too early by name.
Except madden 25
It's the same game every year.
@@Sovietghostdivision It's as much of the same game as all of the different Pokémon games and other similar franchies. Clearly you've never really played them
4:08 best moment ever XD
Hank Wimbleton TOUCHDOWN!!! *goes apeshit*
+ProJirard the Finishist this is my PICTURE ON CZcams *YEEEAAAAH*
+ProJirard the Finishist ye btw good profile pic
7:30 the sun looks more like pac-man than the actual atari pac-man
Rip John Madden
edit: I love how a lot of us came here to post his sad death this quickly. There are gamers out there who enjoy the game of football
rip pele too
I almost died at 7:36 when you said “what is this? Geodude fighting Mr. Game and Watch on a Baseball field” 😆 man I freaking love your videos.
"Football, don't even get me started!"
1:27
And yet we got him started at 2:03
RIP John Madden, i wish Nerd know about you now
"As blunt as an atom BOMB!!!" Man avgn holds up
the outtakes on the "Madden Madden Madden" scene must be fun.
@Brian The Explorer nah fam, John madden Is still alive
@Brian The Explorer yeah I see why one would think that, he's pretty darn old so its no stretch to think that
2:22-2:45 best shit I've seen on an avgn episode
Debatable. AVGN episodes always have good quotes
FUCKIN MANIACS *smashing* GWUAAAH
Thats a fucking speech!
"Who the fuck is John Madden anyway!?!"
It starts at 2:00 already. I love the Madden part.
John Madden passed away today RIP
And now we have lost yet another sporting legend mentioned in the video. Namely, Brazilian football legend Pelé.
In memory of John Madden.
"I love that you're dribbling a square ball... yeah this was before circles were invented" James' low-key jokes are the best
Named after the referees pet goldfish. I'm dead
Plot twist: the pet goldfish of the referee is called Madden
good
R.I.P Pelé 9:35
He will be missed. Not just by Brazilians, but by the entire footballing world.
7:37 "What is this, Geodude fighting Mr. Game & Watch in the middle of a Baseball field?" 🤣🤣🤣
He forgot madden 2004, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12, 13, and. . . 25. . . Yeah. 25.
?
25th anniversy! lets name it MADDEN 25! GREAT IDEA!
I still can only wonder what the hell they plan on doing when the real Madden 25 comes up, numerically after Madden 24. Because I can't foresee a reason they'd stop making the games in the next 11 or 12 years unless football goes extinct.
***** apparently they're just gonna number on from there. so 2014 is madden '26, 15 is '27 and so on. fucking stupid, but they're all the same anyway, so who what ever. right?
***** oh math. . . i fucking hate it.
"Football, DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED!"
LOL idk why but that part is hilarious cause its so true
Anyone else here after hearing of John Madden's death?