Berlitz German Coastguard

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  • čas přidán 28. 10. 2013
  • Bates United Postproduction - Offline and Online. Dir. Nic&Sune

Komentáře • 244

  • @ChefVegan
    @ChefVegan Před 5 lety +475

    We may never know what they were sinking about.

    • @stanssoapbox
      @stanssoapbox Před rokem +9

      Lol

    • @Arcana888
      @Arcana888 Před 8 měsíci +5

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Killa_Zman20
      @Killa_Zman20 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Legend has it we still don’t know what they were sinking about.

    • @diegolamilla9760
      @diegolamilla9760 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Maybe they were thinking about how not to die when the boat is thinking.

    • @hashimawad3760
      @hashimawad3760 Před 5 měsíci +6

      They were sinking about dying

  • @Danieljordan2
    @Danieljordan2 Před 10 měsíci +182

    Every aspect of this commercial is pure gold: the story, the actors, the joke, the music. A masterpiece!

    • @marcmarc1967
      @marcmarc1967 Před 10 měsíci +4

      And perfect timing. Always most important.

  • @TheSwedishLad
    @TheSwedishLad Před 10 lety +557

    One of the best commercials ever made.

    • @mk9391
      @mk9391 Před 9 měsíci +3

      still true

  • @Kaftannn
    @Kaftannn Před 10 lety +341

    At one point - one of the funniest promotional videos of all time.
    On the other hand... so damn true...

    • @robertwetzel355
      @robertwetzel355 Před 8 lety +47

      I refuse to believe sis, we do not sound like sat at all!

  • @Hilblock
    @Hilblock Před 3 lety +253

    As a German I can confirm that this is accurate

  • @realeques
    @realeques Před rokem +36

    0:09 the way he flexes his shoulders like "i got this" gets me every time

  • @AnnyongRings
    @AnnyongRings Před 10 lety +194

    I can't handle this commercial, kills me every time

  • @yminic55
    @yminic55 Před 9 lety +161

    This is, by far, one of the funniest videos. The young nervous coast guard newbie and his boss slapping his back on the way out. Too funny! The best part of this for me personally is the video came to my attention via the German woman who has been my ESL student. When she had me watch it the first time I roared.

    • @keldealmeida5768
      @keldealmeida5768 Před 2 lety +9

      I totally agree with you. Both of the guys acted so authentic. I love this commercial.

    • @t-778
      @t-778 Před rokem +5

      it shows that learning german instead of english saves lives!

  • @hanspeter2210
    @hanspeter2210 Před 10 lety +165

    I'm thinking I'm sinking

    • @hanspeter2210
      @hanspeter2210 Před 10 lety +6

      google translation to german is pretty accurate

    • @luclafor
      @luclafor Před 4 lety +1

      @@hanspeter2210 - I'm sinking to you

  • @stefanfarrar2631
    @stefanfarrar2631 Před 10 lety +51

    When he says hello this is the German coast guard I can't even breathe

  • @gpk40
    @gpk40 Před 10 lety +184

    You guys need to stop sinking so much!

  • @hereiam5797
    @hereiam5797 Před 3 lety +58

    Damn this actor played it so perfectly !!! Hahah.

  • @Kidlat432
    @Kidlat432 Před 6 lety +50

    I could watch this over and over!

  • @whatever
    @whatever Před 10 lety +248

    Haha this was awesome! :)

  • @Killa_Zman20
    @Killa_Zman20 Před 8 měsíci +10

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!😆 Everything about this is pure gold!

  • @yaizaaurorabermejomartin1182

    Literally couldn't stop laughing today in the phonetics practical session

  • @bakhirun
    @bakhirun Před 2 lety +15

    The "master-touch" is the Beethoven finale.

  • @Andreas-yi7uz
    @Andreas-yi7uz Před měsícem +2

    Hello from Austria, I always enjoy coming back to the video for a hearty laugh. The editing, the story behind it, the actors, the facial expressions, the pace, the music - everything is just right and brings tears to my eyes every time. Perfect

  • @clarkartist
    @clarkartist Před 8 lety +27

    BEST COMMERCIAL EVER!!!!!

  • @the81kid
    @the81kid Před 8 lety +178

    Hey but he got the preposition right!

    • @polskiisapegasus6062
      @polskiisapegasus6062 Před 6 lety +2

      German prepositions are not my friend.

    • @peka2478
      @peka2478 Před 5 lety

      but the dangling opposition! Would get the Grammar Nazi killed!

  • @FastLifeEntTV
    @FastLifeEntTV Před 4 lety +34

    Im in tears 😂 this is masterpiece thanks

  • @darcooper3551
    @darcooper3551 Před 7 lety +33

    Funny - especially being apart of the US Coast Guard - I have to appreciate the humor !! especially with everything going on in todays world !!

  • @brucesmith9917
    @brucesmith9917 Před 10 lety +22

    Lol he sells it so good

  • @edwinmartens7459
    @edwinmartens7459 Před rokem +6

    I remember this from television, hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @toboinetsu
    @toboinetsu Před 10 lety +18

    I laughed so hard how he slapped him so hard on the back.

  • @wheelwatcher
    @wheelwatcher Před 10 lety +348

    They should make a follow up commercial with the Japanese guy who was put in charge of supplies, so he hides behind corners and yells "SUPLIES!"

    • @samfriend2987
      @samfriend2987 Před 10 lety +15

      Ah yes, add in some gratuitously mild racism, good idea.

    • @YooToobBaller
      @YooToobBaller Před 10 lety +120

      Sam Friend ...so it's racist when Japanese are involved but it's not when they're German?

    • @pramienjager2103
      @pramienjager2103 Před 10 lety +46

      YooToobBaller DUHH cant be racist against white people.
      (obviously I am kidding)

    • @SadSevensHut
      @SadSevensHut Před 10 lety +40

      Sam Friend
      I don't understand why some people say everything is racism. I have nothing against Japaneses, neither wheelwatcher I think, it's just a funny joke about a stereotype...

    • @Renegade917
      @Renegade917 Před 10 lety +28

      Sam Friend Japan is a country, not a race. It's racist to think something making fun of the Japanese is racist, because you're essentially lumping the Asian race in with all Japanese people. There are black Japanese people, there are white Japanese people. Yes, a majority of Japan are Asian, but not every Japanese person is. So, I reiterate: "Japanese" isn't a race. It's a heritage. Making fun of the Japanese accent isn't racist because it isn't making fun of the Asian race, just one country's accent. That is all.

  • @werewolverine1
    @werewolverine1 Před 9 lety +59

    I speak england very best, what are you sinking about?

  • @theleonicoshow7389
    @theleonicoshow7389 Před 9 lety +5

    Never heard something so funny in my LIFE 😂

  • @DB7driver
    @DB7driver Před 10 lety +15

    I loved that joke when the Muppets did it in 1979, and I love it still!

  • @kingghidorah102
    @kingghidorah102 Před 3 lety +10

    SS Californians radio operator when receive Titanic's emergency signal:

  • @Ruweisat
    @Ruweisat Před 2 lety +4

    I was just "sinking" that this was hilarious!

  • @terieldavis
    @terieldavis Před 9 lety +12

    So freaking hilarious! Love it!

  • @keaganweis5569
    @keaganweis5569 Před 7 lety +6

    really funny...I've watched this like 10 times by now...

  • @BingNedRyerson
    @BingNedRyerson Před 9 lety +9

    Love this one!

  • @WithAllMySoul
    @WithAllMySoul Před 11 měsíci +2

    Hahahahahahahahaha, this is hilarious!! Made my day! Thanks for posting

  • @martixy2
    @martixy2 Před 10 lety +7

    I laughed way harder than I should have...

  • @almostrandom1935
    @almostrandom1935 Před 3 lety +1

    Top 5 favorite videos!

  • @Insperato62
    @Insperato62 Před 10 lety +14

    I'm English and I found this bloody funny. Had completely forgotten that Germans (sometimes) have a problem with "th" ... It's easy. Stick your tongue out just a little, close your teeth, and blow! There you go. No more drowned sailors. As for "squirrel" ..... well that's quite different! Still love Carling Black Label + RAF Dambusters ad. doesn't sound politically correct but it is very funny.

    • @montanus777
      @montanus777 Před 6 lety +16

      the problem is, that for us germans the 'th'-sound is considered as having a lisp. so, when young german children make these sounds (while learning their native language), they're told to avoid that at all costs - after all you don't need that sound when speaking german. and when we later learn english a lot of us are still 'programmed' to never ever make these sounds. :)

    • @kaiwieland5011
      @kaiwieland5011 Před rokem +4

      So you can say Eichhörnchen ? ✌🤣

    • @Ramnokri
      @Ramnokri Před rokem

      We besser speaking Englisch Gut bevor someone drauns aut sere

    • @ElonHusky
      @ElonHusky Před 8 měsíci +1

      ​@@kaiwieland5011 Eich horn chen, But Who's this Chinese guy chen

  • @TheHomebusinessideas
    @TheHomebusinessideas Před 10 lety +4

    Very well done. Well chosen video.

  • @locust76
    @locust76 Před 10 lety +4

    I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!

  • @sharkie-boo
    @sharkie-boo Před měsícem

    still the funniest shii ever
    I am waiting for the sequel

  • @243atlpac
    @243atlpac Před 8 lety +2

    Most Excellent !

  • @janeulloa8165
    @janeulloa8165 Před 9 lety +3

    it cracks me up EVERY time lol aaaahhhh TGIF ... means Saturday works is easier...

  • @EllieTheBerryx
    @EllieTheBerryx Před 3 lety +7

    this is great

  • @muddydawn
    @muddydawn Před 10 měsíci +4

    I sink about siz ad

  • @Silaya1
    @Silaya1 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Ich liebe es😂😻

  • @Robloxian_ryla
    @Robloxian_ryla Před 10 měsíci +2

    Me laughing every time I see this 😂😂

  • @panzerkampfwageniv.5590
    @panzerkampfwageniv.5590 Před 3 lety +3

    Finally found it

  • @br549inMT
    @br549inMT Před 10 lety +6

    Still funny after all these years.

  • @sayantanpramanik2492
    @sayantanpramanik2492 Před 11 měsíci

    Great illustration of Voice of Customer concept

  • @Jackad7
    @Jackad7 Před 10 lety +2

    This is a really old video the original is called lost in translation....

  • @Yana.-_-.
    @Yana.-_-. Před 7 měsíci +1

    You laughed, he ask what they're sinking about and you laughed

  • @doggonemess1
    @doggonemess1 Před 7 lety +3

    I laugh at this every time I see it.

  • @CircumCrippledTV
    @CircumCrippledTV Před 5 lety +2

    GENIAL!

  • @viveviveka2651
    @viveviveka2651 Před 8 měsíci

    There are some great philosophical implications.

  • @LE672AJ
    @LE672AJ Před 2 lety +4

    Absolute classic haha!

  • @FacelessBeanie
    @FacelessBeanie Před 10 lety +2

    Hahaha holy shit I'm still cracking up!

  • @rolanddunk5054
    @rolanddunk5054 Před 4 měsíci

    A German has just told me this story while I am on holiday.

  • @masteroftetris
    @masteroftetris Před 9 lety +1

    The 3000th thumb up from me! :)

  • @PelczarTomasz
    @PelczarTomasz Před 4 lety +2

    Both good and tasty idea...

  • @JoeOvercoat
    @JoeOvercoat Před 9 lety

    You got me, there. LOL.

  • @WildBillCox13
    @WildBillCox13 Před 9 lety +4

    About the best transcultural bit I've heard/seen in years.

  • @elouanlahougue
    @elouanlahougue Před rokem

    Excellent

  • @ishgarod4107
    @ishgarod4107 Před 9 měsíci +1

    There is a german saying:
    "Be smart, act dumb"

  • @topoyiyo2022
    @topoyiyo2022 Před 6 lety +2

    I could not stop laughing

  • @bankrupt4808
    @bankrupt4808 Před 9 měsíci +2

    And people say germans are bad at jokes

    • @chris.poland
      @chris.poland Před 3 měsíci

      They arent.they are just hard to please with jokes, because they have a high bar...

  • @UnknownZerggling
    @UnknownZerggling Před 10 lety +1

    singing the hit song wrecking ball

  • @cameliamarkham5200
    @cameliamarkham5200 Před 10 lety +3

    Haha good one! It's been awhile since I've heard a good joke with German guy:-D

    • @t-778
      @t-778 Před rokem

      then you haven't heard many jokes.

  • @aabb-yz7vo
    @aabb-yz7vo Před 2 lety +2

    森田鉄也先生「基礎英文法講座」から。日本人コメント少ないな。

  • @PiterburgCowboy
    @PiterburgCowboy Před 3 lety +4

    What was he sinking about though?

  • @Hacker4748
    @Hacker4748 Před měsícem

    Oh, I've always thought he says "what are you SINGING about?"...

  • @84bagge
    @84bagge Před 10 lety

    best ever

  • @DatDangThong
    @DatDangThong Před 10 lety +1

    he is a good actor lol

  • @divyasanil7490
    @divyasanil7490 Před rokem +1

    omg ! this is hillarious

  • @bumblejett
    @bumblejett Před 9 lety

    Exan approves this message!!

  • @HesseJamez
    @HesseJamez Před 4 lety +3

    Better not sink about it

  • @germanwatcheskorea
    @germanwatcheskorea Před 7 lety

    yes

  • @Tophattio
    @Tophattio Před rokem

    "Helloe zis is ze german coast gard, was are u zinking about"

  • @ye69er
    @ye69er Před 9 měsíci

    POG!!!!

  • @SiamKor
    @SiamKor Před 10 lety +1

    I don't sink this is funny.

  • @hnobody
    @hnobody Před 10 lety +1

    s tuet mir leid, aber ich finds soooooooooo luschtig, äifach genial...

  • @shaneobrien1934
    @shaneobrien1934 Před 10 lety +1

    Lol my geography teacher showed me this year's ago

  • @kennarajora6532
    @kennarajora6532 Před rokem

    1.6 Million views, 9 years old but only 197 comments? What happened?

  • @eabjj
    @eabjj Před 10 lety +3

    i didnt see that coming:D

    • @MultiLolgasm
      @MultiLolgasm Před 10 lety +13

      you weren't sinking hard enough

    • @eabjj
      @eabjj Před 10 lety

      Will Mono ahahahahaha :D

  • @daksh_agrawal
    @daksh_agrawal Před rokem +2

    My Professor shared this video to demonstrate the importance of communication

  • @shadowmello
    @shadowmello Před 10 lety

    Totally Todd from Breaking Bad

  • @FlashTek95
    @FlashTek95 Před 10 lety

    @Twonkie Minyoymie: Freude schöner Götterfunken

  • @Linnik_Gameplays
    @Linnik_Gameplays Před rokem

    I saw this in the book "Fluent Forever" page 44. Lol

  • @deetz_exe3506
    @deetz_exe3506 Před 3 lety +1

    I still pronounce the as za still

  • @triplevvv3570
    @triplevvv3570 Před rokem

    I remember this! Haha

  • @Stoyan0ff
    @Stoyan0ff Před 10 lety

    Thats older than the internet XD

  • @leosmithonbass
    @leosmithonbass Před 9 měsíci +1

    klasser

  • @eltfatihmehmethanvatan4803

    This was first Bruh Moment video i bet.

  • @jakolu
    @jakolu Před 3 lety +1

    But Mayday was only said twice...

  • @jasong4460
    @jasong4460 Před 10 měsíci

    As an accurate, I can confirm this is German

  • @tmichalak1969
    @tmichalak1969 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Pissed myself laughing! Ze Germans are ze best 😂

  • @DominoPianomusic
    @DominoPianomusic Před 10 lety

    Hehehe ... funny !

  • @sagoloborodko
    @sagoloborodko Před 2 lety +7

    Ukrainian coast guard: What are you thinking about, cruiser Moskva?

  • @derblaue
    @derblaue Před 2 lety +1

    They were probably sinking about a big hole in their ship.

  • @fun6247
    @fun6247 Před 10 lety +1

    this is hillarious :D hahahaha