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My beloved husband died after 18 months of chemo. That evening friends just came over to spend time together. I had been asked by the funeral home to bring clothes for him to wear before cremation !! After a few drinks, and consoling each other I grabbed one of his ugliest pants. Off white corduroy, I gave everyone a sharpie and we all wrote a message on the pants. In our sorrow this was such an uplifting exercise. We laughed and cried for a few hours. When I brought the pants to the funeral home, employees came out of the woodwork to check out the pants. Again lots of laughs and tears.12 years and I still think of him every day, with a pinch of sadness and memories of love and kindness.
That's really beautiful. I'm glad you had those friends to be with you and contribute to that memory. Sorry for your loss :(
What a unique post. It was hilarious and also heart felt. I am so sorry you had to say goodbye to your husband. Take care of yourself. Life is for the living.
My dad always wore an old golf shirt and ratty sweater with holes when he was home. Mom said she wanted him to be comfortable so his open casket was dad wearing makeup for the first time in his life and dressed like a homeless man. It made mom happy.
GENIUS
That's a great idea!
We buried my mom in soft, flannel pajamas with little pink hearts on them!
She would've loved it! 💕💞
Awww, that is sweet.
Same with my mom. 💞
Sorry about your Moms....we just used a large slingshot and launched mine to what my cousin "Becky" thought may be a pasture or a pig farm.
That's so sweet!
EXCELLENT!! New note for my kids.
After my Father passed away I did get a phone call from his phone number. The display showed Dad and I thought - Wow, that’s really long distance.
Same. I also got a LinkedIn alert from my dad, after he passed away, saying “you might know this person.. blank is looking at you”. Gave me chills
Also; good reception underground ;)
(j/k :P)
😂
Really??
Same. ❤
Jim has quietly become one of the best standup comics ever to take the stage. He has a completely unique style and delivery. His material is consistently good. He can make us laugh without profanity - from what I have been told, a tall order - and he makes us want to hear his best bits over and over. Those are the marks of a legend, folks.
I want a stand up comedian at my funeral. No sad music, no sad eulogy.
I definitely want dark humor. 😂😂😂
I wonder if it’s too early to book Jim for mine!😺
And have everbody come up and tell their favorite story of how I fkd something up!
Jim is bout the only Comic that never disappoints.
Brian Regan is on that short list.
@@citizensays6438absolutely
Thank you for not calling him a "clean comic".
I’ve seen a Jim Gaffigan troll commenter before 🫨🤨 it was disgusting.
After working customer service for well over a decade, I think working on dead, quiet people would be an upgrade.
I was in customer service for a decade as well. Now I work in a hospital, the place that works to keep those assholes alive...
I work in customer service, and I’m also in mortuary school. The dead folks aren’t the ones you have to worry about, it’s the living 😂
7 years in customer service and I'd kill to get away from our worst customers
@@aaa84gt same.
No necromancers
Cremation:
Your last chance for a smokin' hot body!
Jim so good at being clean and uncomfortable at the same time.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 When did grandpa start wearing eyeliner? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I remember that at my father’s funeral I leaned into my brother and asked “when did Daddy start wearing Autumn Blush lipstick!” He was not amused. I certainly was! 🤣🤣
@@monkeygraborange Very funny, I think. I guess it's sometimes hard to find humor at such sad times though, so I definitely don't fault your brother.
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I live in Oregon and here you can be composted. I like that idea, then when they say I'm pushing up dasies they would be right! =)
“Bury me in pajamas.” Lol. I cracked up at this. My grandma insisted on being buried in her PJs. “I’m laying down in my final resting play. Of course I’d rather be dressed for bed.”
‘I’m sorry,’ and ‘I apologize’ mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
"Pimp my corpse"! Love it!!
It's cool watching Jim evolve in to an elder statesman of comedy.
It ain’t a show but the pimp my corpse style funeral is a real thing. And growing.
One of the weirdest experiences of my 20s was not only having to deliver the eulogy for my PawPaw (what f***ing idiot had the balls to ask me to do that?) but also seeing his dead body with blush on his cheeks and clothed in a suit. The man was a farmer who wore overalls anytime he wasn’t sleeping! What is this madness?!
(Grandma??)
This makes me wonder if Jim didn't also binge watch "Ask a Mortician" over the pandemic.
That's a thing to watch? Alright.
Omg, that is was a show? I think we are near the end of civilization.
That is a great youtube channel
When husband died of cancer, we had wake before he died. And it was Halloween decorated with a tombstone cake.
Friends came from several states around. Live music, games, lots of talking, and a guest book to leave art and notes for him, which he treasured that last month.
Wonderful ❤. Very sorry for your loss
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OMG! As a severely lapsed Catholic, I go to wakes. kneel by the body and instantly draw a blank. I can never remember the prayers I grew up with, and I usually just think how much like a mannequin the deceased looks. Now Jim's given me the one Mississippi idea. Thank you!🤣
Been there!
Well, instead of spouting some meaningless rote memorized thing, have an actual conversation with God and ask for God's peace for the family. Just a thought.
@@jaythor70seriously. why do people make talking to God so complicated and weird?
I am Catholic. We don’t kneel by the coffin here.
@@jeanniemainzer8551 Well, every funeral I've ever been to has the kneeler by the coffin. Even at Baptist funerals, because Catholics might show up.
I want a FUN funeral. Those kettle drums? 'TOMORROW' 🎶 and 'I'll fly away' 🎶 no flowers, helium baloons that say 'Cogratulations!' I'm going to Heaven hope to see you there!
I just read where the family put old white pants out for their loved one to be buried in and everyone wrote their message in sharpie sharing a message to the departed. THAT sounds like fun and a good way to achieve closure. I know one family member that needs to tell me off. Good time and way to do it. My answer would be to get over yourself and forgive. Proverbs 3:5,6.
Hot pockets at a funeral!!!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Your version of your funeral is “Weekend at Bernie’s”, lol. 😂😂 Love you Jimmy G! 💕💕
I was thinking more like 'Deadman On Campus', you?
I want kazoos and popcorn snacks at my funeral.
I have been a mortician for thirty years. Trust me, it wasn't my childhood dream. lol!!! Lot's of people get buried with comfortable clothes, and favorite blankets. However, it is nicer to see people in dressy clothes because they are often bedridden and wearing pajamas for weeks or more, before they pass. Jim is always funny but the cutting into the grandma cake kind of disturbed me. lol!
My cousin was a mortuary cosmetician. She said it helped to know she was preparing someones loved one and doing their hair the correct way. She said the only time it was hard was when she had to do someone young.
Your right, funerals are weird, especially open casket. Let's all have family reunions, laugh
and tell stories instead while we're above ground.
I’m a mortuary student, pursuing embalming specifically, and Jim Gaffigan is one of my fav comedians. This bit had me laughing out loud.
“That couldn’t have been the goal!!”
Jim, thank you for showing my wife that someone can make money from the funny riffs she thinks I take to far.😂 living vicariously through you, Jason!
I never want to see a dead person
"He passed out at an office Christmas party" 🤣🤣🤣
I don't want any obituary or anything. If you don't notice I'm gone, I wasn't very important in your life in the first place.
Lazy boy casket for Jim
Jim’s still got it. Best comedian this century I reckon
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I feel so bad for watching this headed to a funeral 😩
Aww don't feel sad! I don't blame you! I mean I would want to lighten the mood
ROFL - Dead or Cake - I would so watch that!!
My sister got a Facebook friend request from my Dad about a month after his funeral. I guess the cemetery has good wifi.
This is my favorite bit from Dark Pale !!😂❤🤣🤭😹🙊😂😆🤪😁🤣
This is hilarious. I can really imagine him wearing pj's at his own funeral! LOL.
The funeral bit is the funniest I have ever heard from Jim Garrigan
I added lipstick in a bright red to my Mom's face in her casket and that is absolutely the weirdest thing I've ever done. But she had on her favorite red dress and the glowy pink lipstick they chose was totally wrong!
Tell me you threw that lipstick away right afterward! Also, sorry for your loss.
Always got your momma's back. That is so sweet!
Gross story.
Aww, that's so sweet! I'm sure she would appreciate that.
@@allisonhoff5805 why would you throw it away?
Jim you have the wonderful comedy I love.
At 2:25. This reminds me of when people stand next to an open casket and say the deceased looks nothing like they did when alive.
This is hilarious. Classic Jim. What a character!
Jim, you're the best! If you can get us to laugh about funerals, you are really funny! 😂😮😅
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I went to a Vietnamese friend's funeral, and in the Buddhist tradition, at the end they wheeled the casket onto a conveyor belt where it went into the fire. It was horrible! I am not mocking the religion; it's just that almost everyone in attendance was not Buddhist so had no idea this would be happening, and there was a collective scream of horror. I wish I could un-remember that it ever happened.
Hilarious …and as it turns out my mom’s land line, after being disconnected for several weeks after her passing, began to ring one late evening as we were up watching… The Twilight Zone…true story…the cable of the phone was unplugged. But yet it rang persistently until I walked over and answered… “Hello?”… silence😅
Whoa! Crazy timing tho!!!😮
Such a clever comic! He is simply the BEST!!!
I laugh at his comedy specials more than anyone else’s by far. He cracks me up. Hilarious.
Whoa, this is waaaay better than his older stuff. I’m glad I still listen with an open mind. Genius!
That's it Gaffigan just came up with the next reality show, Pimp my Corpse, tonight at 7pm.
"Stop looking at that filth on the internet", is what my dead family, relatives, and friends would probably say to me.
I'm happily old . Jim slays me. His talent is above anything else I have heard in decades. Smart comedy ❤
it's been a while since I last laughed that hard. Maybe I am old enough now to really get this.
"Maybe it's Maybelline, if you wanna look drop dead gorgeous" 😂😂😂
Stay healthy Jim things are getting worse and we need you around
I told my kids-wind me in a COTTON sheet! I’m allergic to LINEN! DON’T MAKE ME AN ITCHY GHOST!!!
Dark indeed. Jim went there and still crazy funny.
When my friend died his family dressed him in his favorite jeans, favorite Hawaiian floral shirt, & his custom colored cowboy boots. The "viewing" was at a small, private reception hall.
Guests and loved ones were encouraged to dress, in Summer Casual attire. Shorts, beach wear, flips flops, etc. (My buddy was a real joker in LIFE.) At his request & known by his wife, his final wish was to be "propped up", and not be inside of a casket. His body was presented upright and casually resting. (reclining?) Not quite sitting, either. There was a low riser, this was staged upon, so we weren't looking down, on him. His friends, we're all Artists and Musicians, with open minds, but we all agreed it was (really weird). Certainly memorable.
This came out right after my mom passed. I love Jim but I had to skip ahead 😂
He’s hilarious.,
Open casket really? What a sick idea.
Anyone that has attended a funeral for a real old person or someone with Alzheimer's, people are relieved and not sad.
Jim is awesome, as always.
This had me choking laughing lmaoo
Jim there is no other comic or mind quite like yours
Jim is gold. 😂
Dark ‘Death Humor’. Reminds me of some of those ‘commercials’ from the HBO series Six Feet Under.
great show, great ending
I love that show 6 ft under
Party like a Rock star...live fast,,,die young...leave a Good looking Corpse...
We're all gonna go : )
This bit is a classic!!! I thought he was going to say one of his cousins pulled out the hotdogs and marshmallows to roast after he burst into flames! Haha!
"a tiskit a taskit" look who's in the casket!
Drop dead gorgeous 🤭👍
Dead or cake! 😂😂
I want to be sitting up...lolllllll😂
My grandpa was buried in his flannel shirt, vest, trucker hat.
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Still got it. Favorite special since Obsessed
lmao he is spot on with the one-mississippi prayer
I'm a licensed embalmer. The Mabaline joke made me do a spit take. 😂
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I want to be filled with beer and preserved as such.
Stan Laurel penned before his funeral that if anyone cry's at his funeral he will never speak to them again. bless all clowns.
Ok, so we’ve determined that Jim is the next Weekend at Jim’s film 😂
So good 😂😂😂 pimp my ⚰️ - 😆😆😆 his dead voice 🤣🤣🤣
Jim Gaffigan for President!!!
You truly are the funniest man in the world and the world definitely needs more laughter. ❤😂😊
The last thing I want is anyone looking at my dead body. Nope.
That's why I have pre-paid for my cremation and a final helicopter ride over the ocean.
You ever seen a corpse? That’s exactly what happens to everyone. But you’re dead, so you don’t care.
I think…
Me too. Not going to happen.
Your awesome!
Or Maybe It's Maybeline 😂😂
So true.
Definitely a dark special 😂😂😂
Happy New Year! Happy Life, Jim!!! 💕 💕
I mean...they might call. After my grandmother died, I seem to remember us accidentally calling someone from her phone while we were transferring off all her pictures.
Too good.
When did Grandpa start wearing eyeliner?
It was the 80s. Everyone was in a band.
Long Live Grampie "Bass-Strangler" 🤘😎🤘
This one is kind of sick....I like it.
He’s not wrong about the Catholic part. No one taught me what I was supposed to do at that time, so I would kneel there and count the seconds.
Gotta love him!
Aye yoo I'm in cracking tfu he gotta stop this laughing gas
This is the best part of this act I've seen so far, really funny. I guess I hadn't looked at the description before, I could just watch the whole show at once.
When my mom was an alive, she was invited to do roasts of friends on their birthdays or retirements. So, for her funeral reception, she instructed that a comic be hired to roast her. The comic met with us and divided up the stories between a couple family members & friends, and she shared our stories. Anyway, it was crazy and funny and weird all at once, and when my husband asked the comic if she’d ever do another funeral she said a definite no.
*Best Bit* Mr. Gaffigan!!
I can also relate to the text change part! 🤣🤣🤣🤣. 😬😬😳😳😳😳
lol genius funny 😂😂😂 and consistent like awesome observations