History According to Try Not to Laugh

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  • čas přidán 25. 04. 2024
  • Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Smosh's Try Not to Laugh taught your history class? Well, wonder no more! Here's every historical bit that's appeared on TNTL so far. (I really hope you guys enjoy this. I literally re-watched all 93 episodes in order to make it.)
    You can watch all the original TNTL episodes on this playlist from Smosh Pit: • Try Not To Laugh!
    You can watch more Try Not to Laugh edits here: • Smosh Try Not to Laugh...
    Here's a playlist of all my Smosh edits: • All Smosh Edits
    Contents of this video:
    00:00 Diphtheria medication (TNTL 27)
    01:56 King Arthur (TNTL 5)
    02:27 The JFK Assassination (TNTL 8)
    03:08 Red October (TNTL 13)
    03:27 The Abraham Lincoln Assassination (TNTL 14)
    04:06 Amelia Earhart (TNTL 16)
    04:43 Thomas Jefferson (TNTL 25)
    05:38 Princess Diana (TNTL 28)
    06:38 Archduke Franz Ferdinand (TNTL 34)
    07:33 The Hindenburg (TNTL 35)
    08:36 Aboard the Mayflower (TNTL 29)
    09:16 The Challenger Disaster (TNTL 29)
    09:34 Beethoven Mom and Beethoven Dad (TNTL 31)
    10:26 Sophisti-Caveman (TNTL 42)
    10:51 How Australia was named (TNTL 44)
    11:21 Virginia Woolf (TNTL 50)
    12:13 Plague Doctor (TNTL 50)
    13:05 Privileged Prince (TNTL 50)
    14:00 Benjamin Franklin (TNTL 54)
    14:33 Edgar Allan Poe (TNTL 59)
    15:04 RuPaul’s Drag Race: 30,000 B.C. (TNTL 68)
    16:17 Einstein’s Theory of Relativity (TNTL 73)
    17:28 I was onboard the Titanic… (TNTL 74)
    18:04 Arresting Archduke Franz Ferdinand’s murderer (TNTL 80)
    18:46 Boneless and Y2K (TNTL 81)
    19:08 The Chosen and the Declaration of Independence (TNTL 81)
    19:52 The Titanic: Jack and Rose (TNTL 81)
    20:50 The Great Emu War (TNTL 81)
    21:41 John Hancock (TNTL 81)
    22:23 You may continue signing the Declaration of Independence (TNTL 82 & 83)
    23:45 The US Presidents (TNTL 86)
    24:14 The New World (TNTL 87)
    24:58 Teddy Roosevelt and Ramses (TNTL 92)
    25:51 Now presenting the USA… (TNTL 92)
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  • @bloodyjody
    @bloodyjody Před 2 lety +6190

    The line "I was eating dutch fries cuz France hadn't been invented yet" Is criminally underrated, it always cracks me up

    • @smallfedoraproductions743
      @smallfedoraproductions743 Před rokem +38

      I absolutely agree

    • @dialena4418
      @dialena4418 Před rokem +78

      that bit in general is phenomenal

    • @ATFprdepartment
      @ATFprdepartment Před rokem +77

      “In the year 40-06” Legendary.

    • @arthurbekaert1274
      @arthurbekaert1274 Před rokem +67

      Fun fact fries were invented by the Belgians from Belgium where they speak Dutch, French and in a small part of the country German. American soldiers ate fries when they were in the Ardennes of Belgium where most people speak a variation of French. They didn't know they were Belgians because they couldn't hear the difference and called it French Fries even though they were from Belgium.

    • @jayjohnson8403
      @jayjohnson8403 Před rokem

      @@arthurbekaert1274 we know. thats why we r saying its an underrated joke.

  • @courier6960
    @courier6960 Před rokem +2047

    The Abraham Lincoln bit is actually funnier considering John Wilkes booth had accomplices. I like to imagine this is how originally brought them into his plans

    • @phia8_177
      @phia8_177 Před 7 měsíci +18

      and he was an actor

    • @arkardomx
      @arkardomx Před 5 měsíci +5

      If only he'd gotten the play right

    • @rebeccaernette1749
      @rebeccaernette1749 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@phia8_177I forgot about that 😂😂😂

  • @ThatWeirdCreator
    @ThatWeirdCreator Před 2 lety +1080

    Tim’s delivery on, “The Hindenburg!” Fucking kills me.

    • @harleysims8287
      @harleysims8287 Před rokem +64

      Literally -- he's like "The Hindenburg?!" It's like an unspoken question mark at the end

    • @callme_king_251
      @callme_king_251 Před 10 měsíci

      I'm the 666th like

  • @violatyrant
    @violatyrant Před 2 lety +1799

    the pharaoh high bit with Roosevelt is unbelievably multifaceted like it’s a sequel to a pre existing bit and works as both a night at the museum joke AND a clone high joke

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 Před 2 lety +3385

    I always Shayne's Sophisti-Caveman bit because it's the only one that genuinely made Flula spit water.

    • @trevormay101
      @trevormay101 Před 2 lety +23

      For reaaalllll

    • @VERY_TALL_MAN
      @VERY_TALL_MAN Před 2 lety +138

      You always… WHAT??? Please tell us what you mean!

    • @bodkie
      @bodkie Před 2 lety +96

      I too always that bit, for the same you said.

    • @BlazeReborn2
      @BlazeReborn2 Před 2 lety +62

      The "oog" instantly got me.

    • @snarevox
      @snarevox Před rokem +3

      durka durka i always durka.

  • @kyleredding4956
    @kyleredding4956 Před 2 lety +1361

    I always love how when Damian says the date 5:48 Jack immediately knows the punchline

  • @klausoshaunacey8429
    @klausoshaunacey8429 Před rokem +474

    I’ll never get over the Big Bird Challenger joke. The timing was so good

    • @djwilson1993
      @djwilson1993 Před 11 měsíci +29

      “Oh, Ian responds to _dark_ humor? Bet…”

    • @thenerd5992
      @thenerd5992 Před 7 měsíci +10

      Considering how close it came to actually happening

    • @709mash
      @709mash Před 2 měsíci +1

      Elyse has great comedic timing that always seems to sneak up on ya 😂

  • @emilystark8293
    @emilystark8293 Před 2 lety +2407

    My favourite part of Tommy’s Beethoven family is that he sings Mozart for the dad not Beethoven

    • @andrewadami3920
      @andrewadami3920 Před 2 lety +43

      Cuz even Beethoven was a simp

    • @accelsy
      @accelsy Před 2 lety +3

      good catch

    • @monarags2494
      @monarags2494 Před rokem +4

      Glad I’m not the only one who was bothered by that 😅

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 Před rokem +30

      It's important to note that he's "Beethoven Dad" not "Beethoven's Dad". Very important distinction.

    • @ZeldaboyOG
      @ZeldaboyOG Před 10 měsíci +2

      Yeah that was the Turkish March right?

  • @orionishere
    @orionishere Před rokem +385

    Genuinely used “oh look, a teenager!” For a history final

  • @asosa6542
    @asosa6542 Před 2 lety +3092

    Love the dedication that went in finding all these, now someone has to put this in actual cronological order, like historically

    • @epicheroineedits
      @epicheroineedits  Před 2 lety +574

      I thought about it. But after having already spent hours on it between the compiling and editing I was like...nah. It's a fun idea though.

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy Před 2 lety +35

      where do you put 4006

    • @hgdellinger
      @hgdellinger Před rokem +41

      @@QuikVidGuy At the beginning, where it belongs 😂 4006 is ahistorical

    • @itwasidio1736
      @itwasidio1736 Před rokem +77

      Start with RuPaul 30,000 BC slaying before written language existed, Sophisticaveman being the earliest sign of Ben Shapiro, King Arthur discovers buttplugs, Privileged Prince is a baby, Pharaoh High School (*Teddy Roosevelt traveled through time or there's just a really fit Egyptian guy in high school during his presidency named after Ramses.*), Plague Doctor does mom psuedoscience, Beethoven drops out of high school, Edgar Allan Poe writes horny fanfiction, Mayflower sea shanties, New World sex parties, Alexander "The Chosen" Hamilton accidentally tears the Constitution, Frickboy John Handcock finds said tear, Revolutionary Messenger removes his balls, Benjamin Franklin is sad because a musical wasn't written about him, Abraham Lincoln sees Pippin, Diptheria Medication, Virginia Woolf is an alien who thinks she's a werewolf apparently, Titanic but Jack is a lesbian, Theory of Relativity made from emotional abuse, Archduke Franz Ferdinand taxes a completely normal taxi, the Hindenburg doesn't crash, Red October, Emu War soldiers get future Wi-Fi, Amelia Earhart is poorly cast, JFK took improv classes, Big Bird attends the Challenger Disaster, Princess Diana takes an equally normal taxi, Y2K as told by Boneless, and current day USA commiting atrocities as always.

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 Před rokem +24

      @@itwasidio1736 Well done, but in Diptheria Medication France hadn't been invented yet. It can't fall after Abraham Lincoln. Plus, Ramses would be *way* before King Arthur unless this takes place in the time of TR in which it would be after Lincoln.

  • @ajmarsh99
    @ajmarsh99 Před rokem +340

    I like the cab driver bits because they imply that the cab drivers are also time travelers or multidimensional beings that act as the welcoming committee for new time travelers

  • @jesoko6724
    @jesoko6724 Před rokem +296

    I love Jack in the background of the Princess Diana bit. Because his reaction means that he either remembered what happened on that date or he was smart enough to know if Damien mentioned a specific date, something bad happened. Jack is a dark humor icon.

  • @volpe7436
    @volpe7436 Před 2 lety +794

    Ramses and teddy Roosevelt sounds like a joke that would be in clone high and i'm all for it

    • @enderjammer5035
      @enderjammer5035 Před rokem +30

      Well..... I want you to bring me those pictures of Spider-Man by tomorrow!

    • @Dani_marie_
      @Dani_marie_ Před rokem +1

      Onggg

  • @salemmaxwell570
    @salemmaxwell570 Před 2 lety +882

    Still can’t get over how Macaulay Culkin caught the water in his hand and then just. Rubbed it into Tommy’s shoulder

    • @michaelcamp804
      @michaelcamp804 Před rokem +22

      And tommy shrugged away… effing cringe culkin 🤦‍♂️

  • @sleevescakes5524
    @sleevescakes5524 Před rokem +82

    I love how when Tim says “the Hindenburg” it sounds just as exasperated and surprised as the group feels

  • @ScatterplotOfficial
    @ScatterplotOfficial Před 11 měsíci +130

    ive rewatched this so many times but noahs “oh no a wave” gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME

  • @roykoopa4real
    @roykoopa4real Před rokem +58

    i love how the Princess Di one spawned a whole series of similar skits

  • @Thomas-hh2yu
    @Thomas-hh2yu Před rokem +273

    I love that Tommy's Beethoven parents bits had NOTHING to do with Beethoven other than the wig

  • @someloser2847
    @someloser2847 Před 2 lety +279

    I love how Ramses and teddy Roosevelt is also a night at the museum bit

  • @caleblim6890
    @caleblim6890 Před 2 lety +725

    Honestly Lasercorn had an absolutely KILLER turn on the Gauntlet, it was AMAZING and I really wish he got to do more before he left Smosh

  • @JYang0602
    @JYang0602 Před 2 lety +572

    God watching that first “Dyptherium Medication” skit makes me miss Smosh Summer/Winter games and the OG Smosh Games crew

    • @liamengram6326
      @liamengram6326 Před 2 lety +36

      You mean the Smosh Games crew that actually enjoyed playing games in their free time? In the recent "Who Meme'd It" they talked about how the video game videos don't get views any more. It's because:
      1. They play the same crappy games over and over.
      2. They don't do them Game Bang style anymore.
      3. Shayne and Damien seem to be the only ones who actually like games and they don't even try because the others are so inept.
      The same happened to Board AF. When they had people there that actually like tabletop games they had epic series like HeroQuest, Colt Express, Zombiecide, Goblins and Mechs, the Hero Clix games, etc... now they just pick whatever games you can learn the rules of in 3 minutes and it's basically turned in to a show where they play what 14 year old girls would play at a sleepover. They don't actually showcase any cool new games with cool mechanics anymore. And they only seem to make a new Board AF now when Exploding Kittens makes an entirely new game with all the same mechanics as the past 15, but with one new card.

    • @TenderbitsGames
      @TenderbitsGames Před 2 lety +9

      Lasercorn still occasionally posts videos with a bunch of that old crew

    • @brent8407
      @brent8407 Před rokem +19

      @@liamengram6326 you made some very good points there. I really do miss game bangs with the old games crew even tho that was mainly in the defy era. At least smosh games were actually...games. Now smosh games and smosh pit have become this weird hybrid of eachother where you often don't even know on which of the 2 channels you are untill you go check. That's not to say that I really like some of the new content as well like who memed it and beopardy and especially tntl but as far as games go it's a bit lackluster.
      But hey in the end I just want them to be able to create what they prefer. If they aren't really into playing video games or board games with complicated rules then that's absolutely fine. As I said I enjoy the new content, but sometimes I do wonder if they should keep this separation between pit and games when there is basically no point anymore.

    • @liamengram6326
      @liamengram6326 Před rokem +15

      @@brent8407 Yeah, I have nothing against the new content. Was mostly giving my take on why their gaming content likely isn't pulling as many views these days. If people wanted to watch people just play video games they'd go watch people who are good at those video games, or are experienced at doing let's play content.
      What made Smosh Games' video game content unique was the large tournament style with a twist format of Game Bang, or the story telling of series like Maricraft. They were also more apt to go out and find silly indie games that weren't as well known at the time (games like Brawlhalla and Gang Beasts got huge boosts from Smosh playing them).
      And with Board AF, I know it's a pain in the ass to learn more complicated games, but those games _WORK_ for Smosh because of how much the cast like to get in to a character. They don't have to be super involved games like Gloomhaven or Scythe, but it would be nice to see one every now and then that's a little more complex and offers some chances for storytelling. Like, Mice and Mystics isn't overly complicated but would still allow the players to develop a character and tell a story. That game is _maybe_ as "complicated" as Colt Express which I think is one of the best games they've ever done on Board AF.

    • @brent8407
      @brent8407 Před rokem +5

      @@liamengram6326 yeah very true, but yeah I feel like the people who cared the most about that style board game or just video games in general have all left.
      Shayne and Damien are indeed the only ones left who would still love to play more video games but yeah compared to their other content it would almost be a waste of time to create. Probably even if they would bring the old game bang concept back the videos wouldn't do as good anymore now. They already gathered a new audience around tntl by now.

  • @marist1079
    @marist1079 Před 8 měsíci +26

    The Hindenberg Joke is always my favorite because of the delivery of the punchline
    “AKA…THE H I N D E N B E R G”

  • @ryebread196
    @ryebread196 Před 2 lety +236

    25:35 , omg that switch from Teddy Roosevelt to J. Jonah Jameson was absolutely seamless. I fucking loved it!

  • @hulk_sm0sh
    @hulk_sm0sh Před 2 lety +385

    This and puppet history are the only way I will learn history from now on

  • @michaelroy6630
    @michaelroy6630 Před 2 lety +150

    I like how some of these are actual historical events, and the rest are just normal skits with "Beethoven Mom" or something thrown in there

  • @DanielLecoqRooster
    @DanielLecoqRooster Před rokem +36

    Never saw the second part of the princess Diana bit before. It's now canon that Diana and her driver went back in time to save Franz Ferdinand.

  • @Emily-tv1iz
    @Emily-tv1iz Před 5 měsíci +10

    I love when they open with the exact date and you can *see* the moment it dawns on the person not laughing where this is going.

  • @cam-mercy
    @cam-mercy Před 2 lety +208

    Forgot about Laser's bit from SSG:A but I'm so happy that it's first because I'm never forgetting "diphtheria medication" and "municipal sausage" again.

  • @caleblim6890
    @caleblim6890 Před 2 lety +134

    the next compilation should be a “…we now return to…” compilation

  • @lunasthemoth7774
    @lunasthemoth7774 Před 2 lety +410

    This is a genius premise. I want more of the exact date and time of disasters bit!

  • @Fuzunga
    @Fuzunga Před 2 lety +153

    Sophisticaveman is seriously underrated.

  • @eternalfable8975
    @eternalfable8975 Před rokem +93

    The fact that Jack knew what was happening the moment damien said the date

  • @drawingisdifficultlol2536

    Love the standard format of *sit down* "*talk talk talk* TODAY BEING- *INSERT DATE*"

  • @fynntasticmovienight
    @fynntasticmovienight Před 2 lety +73

    The amount of dead presidents bits lmao

  • @docplays6508
    @docplays6508 Před rokem +36

    The transition from Teddy Rosevelt to J Jonah Jameson was fucking amazing and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight

  • @lawrencefosterjenkins8216

    “AKA… THE HINDENBURG” always gets me. Tim is a legend

  • @andrewstump6138
    @andrewstump6138 Před rokem +60

    Jeremy's trumpet fanfare at 25:51 is literally the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, just that alone destroys me every single time😂

  • @AtomicFlounder42
    @AtomicFlounder42 Před rokem +62

    Sophisti-Caveman is such a genius character, I could already imagine that character in a show like regular show

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi Před 2 lety +20

    "Cotton gin still," is such an underrated li e

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 Před rokem +52

    I can completely agree that if Big Bird was in the challenger, every child would have been put on Suicide watch and the entire country would just crumble into dust

  • @meganfaith4052
    @meganfaith4052 Před 9 měsíci +6

    Princess Diane immediately followed up with the alternate timeline of the Archduke is really a one-two punch

  • @threeleggedcat
    @threeleggedcat Před rokem +42

    My favourite thing with the Hindenburg bit is Shayne getting what it is just from the date and spitting so hard hh

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy Před 2 lety +18

    I love "municipal sausage" like it's a public utility

  • @yuhh8999
    @yuhh8999 Před 2 lety +95

    i'll gladly listen to this version of history

  • @joejackson4202
    @joejackson4202 Před 2 lety +35

    The factual accuracy is on point.

  • @MartiniBlankontherest
    @MartiniBlankontherest Před rokem +11

    "eating dutch fries, cause France hadn't been invented yet"
    I spat toothpaste all over my phone😂

  • @sid0946
    @sid0946 Před 2 lety +18

    Pharaoh highschool and Challenger big bird are the best two

  • @piewright5756
    @piewright5756 Před 2 lety +19

    i will never get over diptherium medication, definitely one of my favorite bits ever from tntl

  • @yb6038
    @yb6038 Před 2 lety +32

    How have I completely forgotten about lasercorns bit

  • @Xecoda
    @Xecoda Před 2 lety +18

    Big bird and the Challenger disaster sent me like it sent Ian! Like wtf 😂

  • @aelindusk6205
    @aelindusk6205 Před 2 lety +22

    You know its gonna be a good video when it starts with Lasercorn and diphtheria medication.

  • @boomgirlbucko
    @boomgirlbucko Před rokem +28

    With the "sure is a nice day for a drive" Courtney should've done the final one with JFK

  • @gryphon0468
    @gryphon0468 Před 2 lety +47

    That's some serious dedication. Respect.
    Edit: OMG i fucking love the Sophisticated Caveman bit.

  • @piewright5756
    @piewright5756 Před 2 lety +12

    shoutout to the editor of this for time stamping each w the episodes they were from-you are the homie

  • @robertbuth
    @robertbuth Před rokem +18

    I'm just more surprised at how everyone knew the event and what was happening just by the dates alone. I'm over here like..."what happened on that date?"...just waiting for the punchline lol

  • @charlotter.1374
    @charlotter.1374 Před 2 lety +104

    this is such a clever idea for a compilation, well done :)

  • @ohhowkeni8709
    @ohhowkeni8709 Před 2 lety +17

    I got so confused and concerned during Tim’s bit because he was saying “on the 6th of May” and that’s what today is 🤣

  • @glarcier4398
    @glarcier4398 Před rokem +8

    I feel like you only need to endure the first wave of madness in olivias bits, after that she gets burnt out and doesn't know how to follow up

  • @robjohnsonmusicandgaming
    @robjohnsonmusicandgaming Před 2 lety +12

    "The password is FUCK!" Lol that got me

  • @jackier.187
    @jackier.187 Před 2 lety +29

    this is already very incredible but i think it would be really neat if all the clips had the estimated year/date it was set in and in chronological order. smosh cinematic universe timeline!! but that’s just an idea lol and ik that would be a lot of work. v nice compilation 10/10

  • @crispyliza7050
    @crispyliza7050 Před 2 lety +18

    Love this parallel universe

  • @Maietsu
    @Maietsu Před rokem +8

    Teddy Roosevelt quickly devolved into JK Simmons as soon as i heard him speak. glad he said the line lol

  • @KCMMFB
    @KCMMFB Před 2 lety +18

    holy shit it's been a hot minute since I last saw L-Corn

  • @HeartlessKairi42
    @HeartlessKairi42 Před 2 lety +9

    I actually watched the Sam O'Nella vid on the emu war right before I saw the bit and it felt so good to be in on the joke 😂

  • @miguelsantos1868
    @miguelsantos1868 Před 2 lety +82

    So much love to you for compiling this AND indicating which episodes each bit came from. Keep up the awesome stuff!

  • @gilly_axolotl
    @gilly_axolotl Před rokem +6

    My favorite moment is jacksfilms immediately knowing that Damien was referencing princess diana

  • @mitziekat9987
    @mitziekat9987 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Jacksfilms' reaction to hearing the date will always be my favorite part of that clip 😂

  • @marcuscallahan4645
    @marcuscallahan4645 Před 2 lety +25

    We need celebrity impressions next

  • @codywrzesinski6877
    @codywrzesinski6877 Před 2 lety +12

    19:20 I’d love to join the revolution if this ever happened

  • @hunterballard67
    @hunterballard67 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I love that Tommy was the only one to crack MC

  • @screenplaya4562
    @screenplaya4562 Před 2 lety +15

    I wanna live in the bullshit future in where Ms. Chnandler Bong is our supreme ruler. Could I BE any more excited?

  • @emilywhitaker9404
    @emilywhitaker9404 Před 2 lety +9

    I’m using this to prepare for the AP world test next week

  • @hollirichards
    @hollirichards Před 2 lety +11

    I can't believe shayne didn't laugh at Olivia. that had me rolling

  • @ninan271
    @ninan271 Před 2 lety +6

    tommy's beethoven mom and dad bits r too good man

  • @racheld8920
    @racheld8920 Před rokem +8

    I love the history bits so much. They are always my favorite.

  • @arthurbekaert1274
    @arthurbekaert1274 Před rokem +23

    How did they know that it was the Hindenburg disaster as soon as he entered the room? Some immediately started to laugh.

  • @bellaschaps9351
    @bellaschaps9351 Před 2 lety +28

    This is awesome. I have a suggestion bc I know there’s plenty of material for this: Shayne (or smosh) tntl bits but them talking to/yelling at inanimate objects.

  • @ikindadrawstuff
    @ikindadrawstuff Před 8 měsíci +5

    I can't find the comment but someone said it would be funny if someone put them all in order so here it is if you're curious (including dates and time stamps)
    10:26 - Sophisti-Caveman (about 2.5 million years ago)
    15:04 - RuPaul's Drag Race (30,000 BC)
    8:36 - Aboard the Mayflower (August 3, 1492)
    24:14 - The New World (October 12, 1492)
    12:13 - Plague Doctor (16th century-17th century)
    4:43 - Thomas Jefferson (April 13, 1743-July 4, 1826)
    21:42 - John Hancock (January 23, 1737-October 8, 1793)
    22:23 - You May Continue Signing The Declaration Of Independence (August 2, 1776)
    19:08 - The Chosen and The Declaration of Independence (August 2, 1776)
    14:00 - Benjamin Franklin (January 17, 1706-April 17, 1790)
    9:34 - Beethoven Mom and Dad [Beethoven’s lifespan (December 1770-March 26, 1827)]
    10:51 - How Australia was Named(December 1817)
    14:33 - Edgar Allan Poe (The Raven was written around the Summer of 1844)
    3:27 - The Abraham Lincoln Assassination (April 15, 1865)
    24:58 - Teddy Roosevelt and Ramses (October 17, 1858-January 6, 1919)
    16:18 - Einstein’s Theory of Relativity (1905 and 1915)
    19:52 - The Titanic: Jack and Rose (April 14, 1912)
    17:28 - I Was Onboard the Titanic… (April 14, 1912)
    6:38 - Archduke Franz Ferdinand (Assassinated June 28, 1914)
    18:05 - Arresting Archduke Franz Ferdinand’s Assassinator (assuming June 28, 1914)
    3:08 - Red October (October Revolution of 1917)
    20:50 - The Great Emu War (November 2, 1932-December 10, 1932)
    7:33 - The Hindenburg (May 6, 1937)
    4:06 - Amelia Earhart (June 1, 1937)
    11:21 - Virginia Woolf [lifespan (January 25 1882-March 28,1941)]
    2:27 - The JFK Assassination (November 22, 1963)
    9:16 - Challenger Disaster (January 28, 1986)
    5:38 - Princess Diana (Assassinated August 31, 1997)
    18:46 - Boneless and Y2K (New Year’s, 2000)
    No dates:
    1:56 - King Arthur (not a real person but depicted in 5th century-6th century)
    13:05 - Privileged Prince
    23:45 - The US Presidents
    25:51 - Now Presenting the USA (assuming 1906 or after since that's when the Statue of Liberty fully oxidized and the hat is oxidized)

  • @mmbaszak5028
    @mmbaszak5028 Před rokem +6

    Gotta love Damien for bringing up Mileva Marić (Einstein first wife) and her history

  • @singulipugnarecumbitus1252

    I desperately want a full Edgar Allan Poe poem that’s a continuation of 14:54

  • @alexvallejo1780
    @alexvallejo1780 Před 5 měsíci +2

    12:50 shayne's entrance and the look on his face, pause, open mouth, it's all just so fucking hilarious. I broke the same time as tomithy

  • @darkreflection9087
    @darkreflection9087 Před rokem +10

    This would definitely be an interesting timeline

  • @hannahjones7359
    @hannahjones7359 Před 2 lety +31

    Honestly, I now want a book about the revolution just being Americans as humans escaping tyranny from British vampires.

  • @raychipsd
    @raychipsd Před 2 lety +7

    beethoven mom and dad is one of tommy's best bits omg

    • @samuelturner6076
      @samuelturner6076 Před rokem

      I don’t get the joke but I really want to, could you explain it to me.

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata Před rokem +6

    The Sophisti-caveman voice!
    I want to hear more from Sophisti-caveman!

  • @Vermicularchive
    @Vermicularchive Před rokem +2

    Elyse w/ the Challenger Disaster bit always gets me.

  • @pascallethinks
    @pascallethinks Před rokem +8

    Props for doing this man, such great work !!

  • @GoingOnAStreak
    @GoingOnAStreak Před 5 měsíci +6

    RIP Matthew Perry; did not remember that joke 7:30

  • @quinnlee-newbury9003
    @quinnlee-newbury9003 Před rokem +2

    I need more "Aaaand we're off..." bits

  • @xx_ethereal_autumn_xx
    @xx_ethereal_autumn_xx Před 5 měsíci +1

    the princess dian bit will always be my favourite i just wasnt expecting it lmaoo

  • @WhatAreHandlesFor
    @WhatAreHandlesFor Před rokem +3

    Absolutely top notch opening there lol Forgot Laser still had himself some humor.

  • @daniellewis1789
    @daniellewis1789 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I love the Big Bird Challenger bit, that nearly happened.

  • @danieelle6100
    @danieelle6100 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Damien's princess diana bit will always be iconic😭

  • @jisooturtlerabbitkim949
    @jisooturtlerabbitkim949 Před rokem +1

    Thank you because these bits are gold

  • @rachelrussell293
    @rachelrussell293 Před rokem +2

    The Chosen as Alexander Hamilton is hilarious 😂

  • @ianstewart7927
    @ianstewart7927 Před 5 měsíci +6

    Oh, the One World government has fallen. RIP Matthew Perry

  • @kaylaponchot6226
    @kaylaponchot6226 Před 2 lety +8

    Love this edit!

  • @ZaiZager
    @ZaiZager Před 2 lety +7

    25:10 u will laugh for sure
    Also my favorite

    • @shinyhero306
      @shinyhero306 Před rokem

      Shayne is TRYING SO HARD to not laugh at his own joke
      It’s so funny

  • @goremagala8288
    @goremagala8288 Před 2 lety +4

    7:03 the Archduke was killed on my B-day, so... Ye I know dis

  • @DovahkiinMaster172
    @DovahkiinMaster172 Před rokem +1

    I love Tim’s delivery “aka……..the HINDENBURG???”