BAPTISTE ... For Noobs
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- čas přidán 5. 08. 2024
- Hero #30: Baptiste. Is he here to once and for all end GOATS or will he make them stronger? I don't know, but I can tell you how to play Baptiste, if you'd like.
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My Intro song is "For a While" by DJ Quads
Thanks to @odanistherapper for being Baptiste
#Baptiste #Overwatch #Macro - Hry
He has a Twitter, Boi
Please follow me L8er Boi
My twitter is good enough for her
@themacroshow
One skaty boi
Idk if it was calculated but when you translate the lyrics of the transition music, it means : « Daddy, where are you Daddy ? ». Since Baptiste is an orphan it’s pretty funny
Mah boi
xanteros yeah I’m French too
xanteros non pas du tout...
Community: So hes a healer?
Blizzard: Well yes, but actually no
Bring back aoe rez
Overpowered
I see him as a mediocre Soldier 76 in terms of healing
Like a Soldier 54
...genius
Well No, but actually y e s
"He's a healer, but like, a DPS"
Basically what happens to Overwatch characters after patches.
Everyone: is he a healer?
Jeff: *Yes, but actually no*
*Soldier 76 has joined the chat*
pretty much every healer is a dps, except for Mercy (which is why nobody picks her anymore) and Moira (who heals for damage dealt so she's more like an irritation than a killer)
“His DPS isn’t that good...” *Does more damage than soldier*
SNGaming not anymore :]
@@MarvelousButter init
SNGaming ?
Wait they nerfed my boi?
aland723 ye
“Honestly the goats meta is getting really annoying”
*role queue comes out*
macro: Shouldn’t have said that.
I should NOT have said that.
Yeah, I was gonna say in hindsight-
Open queue be like: bru-
Didn't you know that zenyatta has a disengage?
Is called KILLING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT... with peace and tranquillity.
yeah peace for you and you and you
Peace’s of children
Facts, I could play mccree and I'd get killed in like 2 shots from zenyatta's balls
Peace in your after life
ALSO his ult
Baptiste: an orphan
Macro, an actual savage: uses a song that goes along the lines of "where are you, dad?"
ADAHSKCYMYKYKNY
ayyy Stromae ‘papoutai’
Is black too
Yes I was just about to comment that! XD
Yeet
@FBI fornites better
I'm going to see how fast my opinion gets deflected
Zenyatta disengages enemies by solo ulting...
Santiago Restrepo-Castillo lol
Santiago R. Castillo or just by being JJonak and murdering them
@@finnormond9364 You don't need to disengage when there's no one to disengage from.
Frudi Chan *modern problems require modern solutions.*
This character made me start playing overwatch again
Same......but mainly cause he's Haitian 🤣
My healer main
@@pathetictadpole9369 my healer main is him and locio
I have always played the game never got bored of it
What made you stop playing?
Zen has a way of disengaging enemies
He kills them
He simply puts them in a state of permanent tranquility
Say it with me: Zenyatta for noobs
sad :(
(R.I.P Noob Zens)
Well, he heas Trans
MateyPit 13 solo ult
Jeff: lets make a healer that does a ton of damage, can heal in a radius, and has a passive ability that lets him get to high places.
Lucio wants to know your location
Lmao
Oh and let's not forget who has a gun that fires in bursts!
I forgot to add that they both have an ability that stops people from dying
And they can both say the n word
he doesn't do "a ton of damage". he has potential high dos but hitting stuff with him is hard af
imagine a bastion with damage boost from mercy shooting throw a baptiste's amplification matrix
you forgot while being nano boosted and with Orisa supercharger.
No that's broken. Almost everyone would go down in one hit with all the damage buffs
Why not deadeye? It does like 1500 damage if charged up
@@riddimboi3819 yeah but that slllllőòöóôôõøwwww as hell to charge up.
@James true
Who wants skater boi 2 the full song?
Kukle Mapsz
Ahem...
*_Sk8er Boi_*
Ok
meh
(thats me)
Now baptisms are going to be easy
Oh wait wrong topic
WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI!!!
@@masoncartier945 WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY SHIT HEAD?
@@user-nz2vk9rq6y 0-0
I was scheduled to have one last week actually
When you know the French song
Papaoutai represent
went right to the comments after that
yeah, love Stromae, he's sick
I hate that song
Dad where are youuu!!!!
Ou tés papaoutai
Since nobody else is a Sombra main I guess I have to inform you that Sombra can target and hack the immortality field with the normal hack as well as the emp.
@@keysmash_roa Yeah she still can lol
Am sorry for saying this
*Fitzy has joined the chat*
@@xxprologancool3538 still?
@@doodooman9353 If you hack Immortality Field now it'll break it.
me, a baptiste main that just recently started to try to be good at him : aiming is definitely hard, especially for heals on console but the heal is a sort of grenade and baptiste does lotta damage by himself nor counting the ult which makes baptiste op
I have made another way to play baptiste and I call it:battle baptiste, all you need to do is flank the enemy team and ult behind them and try to kill the squishy heroes then the tank heroes. If you have good aim you can get POTG everygame
NOTE: I dont suggest doing this in comp
If sk8ter boi is so good, why isn't there a sk8ter boi tw-
*Wait a second*
blizzard is two staircases ahead of you....
*F R O G G I S K 8 R B O I I*
TheMasterKrook I liked the remake better than the original fro once
*lucio has joined the chat*
TheMasterKrook what are YOU doing here
@@cybercider6620 yosh
7:22 just a full minute of baptise hyperventilating while enemies ult
Baptiste is Haitian not French, French is a part of the language spoken there.
No.
@@prequall Yes, créole is different than french.
@@prequall yes
King Dane i dont care
They speak french
Baptiste: YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOMAN?
That’s all I thought when I first saw him
holy shit its demoman from tf2 with a healing grenade launcher
I play tf2 but with a scout
@@patriktissauer hand me a jumper and a spoon
junk rat is demoman
@@nancymarquardtokeefe8336 true
BS. I see no booze anywhere. He can’t be demo man
"i mean like, that's a whole mei you have to kill"
*shows picture of mei brushing her teeth*
Ok?
Ok?
funny were?
Ok?
Ok?
Are you serious for the tromae song??!
I love it xD
I'm a baguette.
Ur a french baguette just like me ?
Yey
It's stromae
Vous êtes vraiment stupides, seulement savoir dire baguette et oui oui c’est triste
@@poubelitobabelito6257 Oui, tu as raison
Nate Draws C'est très triste
So he's a demoman with good-boy grenades?
WhAt MaKeS ME a GoOd DeMoMaN?
If i WaS a BAd deMomAn, I wouLdNt be SeaTin HeRE, DiscussinG herE nOW woUlD I?
Yeah I guess so yeah
@@CaityisPog *disappears*
The only weapon i am good with demoman i the lost cannon
Well yes but actually no
Macro overwatch has many good changes
*BREAKING NEWS JEFF KAPLAN BEING HELD HOSTAGE*
It's absolutely hilarious to whatch those jokes about French accent, names and even the song for transition XD
C'est pas trop mal, Macro, pas mal du tout
Did that say perfectly unbalanced, as all things should be
Blizzard: Omnic crisis
Finally a macro video again
Hoi me to
The French speaking artist he is playing throughout the video is called Stromae. He has some catchy music. My favorites are Papaoutai, Tous les memes, and Formidable. Check him out on CZcams!
Woah nobody knew about this wow
I love the use of "Papaoutai" as transition music! i used to listen to that song so much in 5th and 6th grade
Macro: I wish they added his old hair back
2019 archives: I GOT YOU FAM
If you haven’t played in a while it is the talon skin
Demoman from TF2 BUT , now not drunk all the time ( coz game is family friendly ) , not Scottish and has a support point . The Ash's "Force-o-Nature" was like « Meh , fine ya can have it » . The story is pretty familiar , the eye patch is on the other eye but fine , the sticky jumps are just charge jumps and grenade launcer like weapon with healing pills . Sweet . Just straight up " Noice "
Mccree cigarette:Wut?
I can officially say I’ve been baptized
Love your content Macro!
your little skits are so cute especially your songs
That voice. It's beautiful.
you should cover more songs
MACRO PAPA OUTE TRANSLATES TO WHERE ARE YOU FATHER BAPTISTE LOST HIS PARENTS THIS ISN'T GOOD
Baptise: ohoho, mon ami, baguette, oui oui
Spy: A man of culture, I see
8:11
keebler elf: *LITERAL MOLTEN LAVA CANT HURT HIM, MAYBE THIS HAMMER WILL!*
Baptiste is not French, he is haitian... Just saying
Haiti is a French island in the Caribbean
Angela Soiferman was a French island now they speak haitian
@@nashsoiferman5426 It WAS a French colony. But unlike most of the american countries (including U.S.A.) the people who fought against their colonizer wasn't the descendents of white colonists who wanted to have the same rights and opportunities than the people that have born in the european country (and didn't want unffair tea taxes either), no, in Haiti the slaves where the ones who fought the oppresion and won! So their language, Créole, has so many african in it that it has to be considered an independent languague, not French.
@@simonditomasso9868 What? No they speak French
Damani Miles it’s similar, but it’s not the same language, I’m a French native speaker and I can’t understand Haitian, even though I can catch some words
The immortality field can be thrown like caps shield
Ok, imma just say, it is legendary that he added the Papa French song in the vid, I kinda love the song
New to this channel keep up the great videos i subbed.
0:10 close Your eyes and watch this
How am i surposed to watch if my eyes are closed
@@bendiknilsen5016 idk
lmao
Confused
You are dirty minded
DID WE ACCIDENTLY KILL BAPTISTE IN UPRISING EVENT????!!!!
Nah, it seems like he split from Talon a bit after Retribution.
Yeee. No
0:11 close your eyes and just litsen
Lmao
Intense moan
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
0:12
I was shitting while watching this video and my brother knocked on the door and told me to finish quickly, idk if he meant to nut quicker or shit quicker
I like that you put papaoute in the background during transitions 👍
YES MORE MACRO JUST TO MAKE MY LIFE EVEN BETTER
WE LOVE YOU MACRO
The french music you've put... is belgian xd
Papaoutai?
@@joshuaphelps4189 singer's belgian. Song is French
1:19
The whole french culture rapped up in some words
This video single-handedly made me want to play Baptiste
When I watched the initial sketch I expected a tf2 related thing, lmao
"Help me help you"- Thomas Alva Edison said to Albert Einstein
I am for sure going to use the Mr. President comp when he comes out for consoles
Your skits are the best
6:07 i aprove this comment
He’s just a skater boi
Said see you later boi
He wasn’t good enough for her
Now he’s a youtuber making some
*WooOOoooOoooOoOooooooOaaAaaaHhhhhhHHh*
Love the Papaoutai you put there.
Can we appreciate the skater boi song? That was fire
Man, I love Haitian Healer Demoman!
8:21 you forgot to include soldier 76's ult
Intro: Exists
CZcams Demoniztation: I’m bout to end this mans whole career
I love how at 8:05, if you look closely at reaper for a frame, he’s secretly dancing.
1:51 why Polish overwatch? ANSWER ME
OW is my life I think
Nice inventivity blizzard :
Just take the AMP wall from Titanfall
Ad a kindred ulti in LoL
When he was walking back I like how he was limping one one leg then acts like the healed one is the other one
teh immortality field reminds me of darth plagueis the wise
it can save other but not itself from certain death
This game is back baby!!!
Legends never duy
You mean die?
1:30 STOP THAT
If you keep the immortality field out of los of Bob then it can save you and if you time it I think it saves you from a sigma gravity pull
My Mans Baptiste is TOO OVERPOWERED
I did not know there was people who are a noob at baptising their child.
This video has one of my favorite Macro intros
The skater boy opening is the best thing I've seen in a long time
He is a healer for junkrat mains who have some accuracy
9:39
“Immortality shield”
Honestly the "french accent" made me laugh so hard. We sound like that apparently now 🤣
the neighbors i bet were like: oh macros making a for noobs vid i wonder on what topic
Did you chose papaoutai because he’s an orphan
U got it
Ikr
Sightgel I didn’t know if it was on purpose or he just picked a popular French song
@@jakenight517 well now you know
I subbed
8:24 Oh this? This is where Bastions become gods.
@@Just_Some_Dude73 Mercy boost
I might be late but can we just appreciate that Marco probably plays or main every character and probably spends hours on this.
Yoo new hero and best part he’s not a dps
Talon in Filipino means jump
filipino is not a language
Note on the Pro Tips, Immortality Field doesn't work through walls, like pretty much every support, it requires LoS, so if you put it next to a doorway you have to fire from that doorway to get the effect, even though the effect looks like it reaches through the wall.
He’s my favorite support, I even got him the tactical skin :D
"I am the best baguette"
Wtf
Can you do d.va for noobs please ♥️♥️♥️❤️ you are the best
This is coming from a person who has watched every single for noobs this is vid had the best skit ever
Is started maining Baptiste so I went back to watch this and I got saw when I heard the music
can you do a Racisism for noobs?
I want 2 SKINS FOR BAPISTE : Young Bapiste with that lit hair andddd Talon Bapiste , only 2 SKINS BLIZARD !!
Archives is coming up boi
Just noticed that some aspects of Baptiste remind me of Pip from Paladins, more specifically the high jumps and lobbed heals
Look mercy and demonan from TF2 had a baby
Just think of the combos I can do
Bangalore for noobs pls from apex legend
1:46 And the 30th hero is A Baguette!
Bro my favorite song from stromae is in your intro
0:22
Hey, Lifeline doesn’t have a French accent, and he’s not a guy
uhh wrong videoo palllllll
@@alecc2335 uhh wrong, it's a joke pallll
@@ApokR I know, but it was such a bad joke and also he said "HE'S not a guy" And this is no place to make an Apex Legends reference, and Macro was trying to do a joke but he made a bad joke on the joke that doesn't need another joke