Unintentional ASMR 📺 Björk takes her TV apart (Icelandic accent)
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- čas přidán 26. 05. 2017
- Original video: • Bjork Takes apart her TV.
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Random fun fact. She describes the projector in a cinema as 'the machine that throws the picture' because the icelandic word for projector is 'skjávarpa' which literally translates to 'picture thrower'
Bruh
That’s so cute
That's literally the original meaning of the word "Projector" in Latin as well - it's derived from the verb "proiacere" ("to throw forward"). Most fancy-sounding English nouns ending in "-or" are derived from such Latin verbs that have mundane meanings.
I didn't need this but for some reason I did
The word "projector" itself is Latin and means "forward thrower". There you go. Edit: Ah, just saw that someone already wrote that... ;)
What I learnt from this video:
1. Icelanders are gay during Christmas.
2. Old TVs have entire cee-te's inside of them.
3. I shouldn't let poets lie to me.
4. Television will hypnotise you
5. TV can put you in weird cee-2 ations.
Three and a half minutes and I've already learnt more than one day at school.
Deniz Metinoğlu T. Gay means happy just in case you didn’t know
hhahahah the most wonderful time of the year right
“a little mødel of a ceetee” this accent is amazing
It sounds so cute idk whyy
it made me sleep
lmfão
I got an orgasm with that "ceetee"
a leetle modelle off a ceetee
The virgin Icelandic poet VS The chad danish book
I like that the book itself is the chad, not the danish author
Lmao nice
Nah the virgin every other nordic vs the chad SUOMI
I love the rest of you guys 🇫🇮❤️🇸🇪🇳🇴🇩🇰🇮🇸
high tier
She's talking like she knows exactly what she's saying but somehow not at the same time
English probably isn't her first language which would make it hard for her to describe what she's thinking
Jake Schumer Icelandic is probably her first language
I thought she was Japanese
Jake Schumer english isn’t her first language, she is Icelandic
@@maggiebee5060 you realize he said "isn't" right?
Mic guy: "You'll never know i'm there."
"Am I in the shot? I'm not in the shot right? I'll take your lack of response as a sign that everything is good."
I didn’t really notice until you pointed it out to be fair 😂
He appears to be overly excited to be present for this.
😂
Where is he
The way Björk described the inner workings of the TV as looking like a miniature city just shows how she never left her gift of childhood creativity die. I would love to see the world the way she sees it.
reminds me of that pablo picasso quote about children and art
It's easy with drugs.
@@SatanRomps she doesn't take psychs, makes it even more awe inspiring she's just a natural creative her music is otherwordly
she's a GOAT on so many levels! it makes me sad kids today are Clear Channel AKA I heart radio gluttons. please! teach your kids the amazingness of "non-commercial" musici!
@@vivianafranco4092 ah but there are some of us reckless youths with that out of the box sort of interest 😂
for example, I myself am 17 and I'm fascinated by bjork's music - much thanks to my parents, I must say👌
1:16 dis looks like a cee-tee. Like a leetl model ofa cee-tee
Precious 🥺
That was my favorite part! I was like, "AWWWWWWW!!"
So cute
That guy with the boom mic really wants us to see his boom mic
I'll show you my *boom* mic if you know what I mean
with all respect I'd show Bjork my boom mic
Cole I'll suck your boom mic any time
That's not a boom mic; it's not on a boom.
I think that’s a shotgun mic actually.
This feels as if she's an alien who's trying to blend in with the humans but at the same time is discovering all these mundane human things and is fascinated by it
This could describe how weeaboos treat Japan.
cute
Björk in a sentence
Thats Bjork in a nutshell
Bjork agression: czcams.com/video/W3mJTdGE79I/video.html
“I read that in a book...this morning” seems like last minute studying
Someone like this is very rare. Someone completely and utterly comfortable expressing their true authentic self. Utterly confident, not much ego.
*facepalm*
@@FloridaCPs ?
I wouldn't say its rare.. There's many people like that out in the world. Depends on where you're from I guess, but I get what you're saying. There's too many people who are just assholes and not pleasant to be around 😅
it's not rare at all.... they're just not comfortable around you. lol
@@Maplelust It is quite rare to this degree.
ironically ''you shouldnt let poets lie to you'' is a very poetic thing to say
which is why she told us the truth inverted..that all video is black magic under the guise of art..and yes it hypnotizes you..although shes completly unaware of reality
we shouldn't trust her bc she said so then
@@multishit6664 i cant tell if this is a joke or some retarded conspiracy theory shit
Multishit666 and the vid is 3:33 long
ive heard that phrase several times that it turned a meme in my mind
Icelandic poet: 0
Danish Book: 1
Tus muertos
Lmao
@@Maraien why ur pfp is moving
I had a romantic encounter with bjork in Latvia back in 2004
@@Jamie-tb6hg liar
1:22 major tingles kicked in for me right here
Same !!!
Same
Tingles? 😶
@@SoapinTrucker first time huh?
so she basically went “It’s christmas time and i’m enjoying the festivities on tv. Anyway, let’s crack it open see what’s popping inside.”
"These wires really take care of the electrons. They're strong enough to get them here"
- Danish Book
xLilPuddinTater 😂😂😂😂👌
Thumbs up.
It's true because she read it that very morning.
Ahahah shes soeaking a second language tho props to her
Lmao
Even years later its nice to watch an actual Icelandic Elf mess with a television & give her take on it.
@D B LOL... just some Asian Lady ;)
‘Icelandic elf’ 😂😂😂😂
@D B they were trying to take photos of her child. That's self defense.
@@appahoopjack2514 isn't she nordic?
@@JavierMendozaAvila Not labeling Bjork as an Asian... but she attacked an ASIAN Lady back in the day
1:41 what an adorable nose scratch
bro what
I love the way she says "cee-tee", I could listen to her say that all day long
I would definitely watch a show that was nothing but young Bjork disassembling things and giving commentary.
Bjork anytime.
Same lol I could watch this forever
I would love contemporary Bjork just as much
Best I can do is old James May REassembling things and giving commentary.
I'm going to start adding right after I say a fact: "I read this in a Danish book, this morning."
Had any interesting reactions?
@@politecat4236 I'm also wondering
@@politecat4236 why we haven't heard of him: "Sir why did you say you had to kill all these children?" Him:" i read it in a danish book, this morning."
The go-to source for all "scientifical truth"
I was reading thod comment as she said it
Oh my god she is so iconic. From her hobbies to her eyebrows, her voice to her overalls, her hair to the fact that she is taking apart a tv. A living icon.
1:16 omg, this is so adorable ❤️
The way she says "city" is asmr gold.
.
Citi
Si-ty
I thought she said CD at first...
I moaned lolol
"You shouldn't let poets lie to you." Damn. Imma use that.
in a poem?
MyopicCyclops actually the poet was telling thr truth 😂
what she mean by poets?
@@fabmanthereal thats what im saying, well he is kind of wrong because it does t exactly work like that.
Fabman Official there’s a difference between pixels and millions of screens playing programming to hypnotize you
1:33 "... these wires... They really take care .. take care of the electrons ... take care that they are powerful enough to make it all the way through here."
I love the visual of a mechanism giving all those poor electrons the moral support they need to get through that TV.
I've watched this a bunch of times, but I just noticed something.
1:45 - she let's us know she read a Danish book on how TVs work earlier that morning
3:14 - she tells us that she was scared of TVs and that they gave her headaches until she read that book on the very same day this was recorded
What a legend. 😅
I want to see Björk repair an Xbox One
Baby Yoda Up In This Mofo Nothing is impossible I’ve seen how people repair them and mod the case so more air flow can pass
@@jason11801 You can only fix them for a short period of time. Every kind of electronic is made with flaws, so it breaks shortly after the guarantee ends, it mostly breaks.
Like in the beginning, yes, you can fix your Xbox if it has a ROD, but not for very long.
Björk could probably sing a dead console bak to life.
@@jason11801 You can't fix them without replacing the chip and since you can't buy the chips you may as well buy a new console
Even if it can't last long neither will I, and chips are easy to find if you know how to look. I've kept a lot of stuff up and running by recycling old parts from other people's stuff.
Things that always lie: - Icelandic Poets.
Things that never lie: - Danish book.
Oh, I know this one! I have to ask what the other one would say, right?
Noted
Very gay, but also very serious and spiritual.
@@stanislavpres lmaoo
Ja fuldstændig.
Uden tvivl.
It makes me so happy seeing her get so excited and passionate about this TV, her joy and fascination is so genuine
“like a little model of a city” *i love it 🥺*
She looked like she was 15 when she was 32.
22/23. This 1988 and she's now in her early 50's
SHE WAT
Not 15 imo more like 20
Icelandic elf magic.
Goals haha
She says "it's about time!" As if it's a normal part of life to want to tear apart your TV lmfao.
lmaooo that was so adorable
Normal part of my life. I love taking things apart to see how they work, opened a CRT display when I was 11.
Wait, so you're saying people don't tear apart their TVs on a daily basis? Oh my Bieber, I've been doing that my entire life! Can't sleep at night without taking apart my TV.
Everything, in all existence, was just for us to reach this point. For her to open up this television. Damn right it's about time!
It is.. kind of. If you love taking things apart to see whats inside them and how they work. She is like that as well it seems.
This should definitely be on a loop. This is amazing
she has a beautiful and relaxing voice
"You shouldn't let poets lie to you."
I really like that statement for some reason
I am on to you and your honeyed words.
Poets are the worst
Truth for life, preach it!
Straight from Plato
It means you shouldn't be deceived by the appearance of something, but rather find out what is true.
omg the way she says “city” 🥺
I listen a kind of italian accent when she says city haha
cee-tee
Sity
You wanna try my shittyyy beef??? 😂
A little cety
she has such a adorable icelandic accent 🥺
I always come back to this video, it’s so relaxing 😭
“Looks like a city, a little model of a city” - this should be sampled into a chilled trance track
Agreed
uh, no it shouldn't. just hush now
lisaro yes
lisaro I’m gonna try 👀
Gay music
Sorry can I just check, have I just watched a video of bjork taking a television apart and explaining how it works because of a danish book she had read? The internet is cool
Don't forget about the lying poet, that's integral to the whole exercise! :)
But those scary pixels turns out to be a lie.
Those damned lying Icelandic poets.
No one like this comment it sits on a fat holy number of '666'.. Lovely.
@@plankedskank 738 lmao wym
@@TheStunnerFTW it.. Was..666 but now its not..
This is just about the most adorable thing I have ever seen.😊
She is, without a doubt, the most adorable adult i've ever seen in my life.
Bjork agression czcams.com/video/W3mJTdGE79I/video.html
Simp
@@AC-uf2ut stfu
@@AC-uf2ut There is much more to that story.
Reporters or paparazzi that harass celebrities when they are trying to enjoy their private lives deserve an ass whoopin'
With the mental health stability of a baboon being poked with a potato 24/7
Icelandic poets are notoriously untrustworthy
Aapparently there is a seething rivalry with Icelandic television
and gay.
An Icelandic poet told me otherwise..😂
Is that so. I'll have to look into that.
@@BWater-yq3jx very Gay indeed
She has such a nice voice, I love it. Also she is adorable. Also I would love a small series where it was her dissembling things and talking about it~
I love Bjork's accent. I find her voice magical
THE 'cee-tee' WAS SO SATISFYING WHY CANT I STOP LISTENING TO IT
SAME I KEEP REWATCHUNG IT
*Eet
I agree ☺️
Best ASMR moment in the history
exactly i love her
She's like little girl who did a science project and is now trying to explain it to the class.
this is the video that made me notice her existence. she’s so adorable,, and has an amazing voice for not only asmr,, but also singing. 🥺
You must be joking, her music is not even music, it’s horrible noise. It’s so bad, this is why she has a very small following amongst pretension losers.
I’ve watched this video a ridiculous amount of times it never gets boring
I just noticed she's wearing two watches
one for her home land time, and one for where ever she is time?
it's always time to diddle
Great Scott!
Rinshuu you know where it's at my friend
U gotta watch comments like that
Looking at her hair I was under the impression that she shocked the living shit out of herself.
Turns out she’s cute af with messy hair
Reinhardt Maritz lmfaoo
It's normal for us curly hair girls
She has one of the most gorgeous voices ever to grace this planet. Even when she just talks....
This is some sort of cosy chaos and I love it
1:16 for the city ❤️
Sihti
CZcams Recommendation: " Wanna watch Björk dismantle a TV?"
"Probably"
I do!
I was recommended this for 2 weeks and I finally gave in
Yes, please
Well NOW I do...
That accent and her soothing voice is like butter
So polite and respectful
Forget "The World According To Jeff Goldblum," I want "The World According To Bjork." I'd watch that for sure.
oh my god YES! and I want a crossover episode with Jeff and Björk. I’d die happy😭❤️
Think I just caught a very brief glimpse of the mic in shot...
Very brief yes
Good eye Rob!
Time stamp please
Lou Macdoo 1111 I think it’s from 0:00 to 3:33
😂😂
This ASMR content is so good… mind blowing even.
Whenever this pops up randomly on my feed I ALWAYS watch it
I have years of electronics training thanks to the Navy. I am familiar with the construction of CRT Televisions. Somehow I find hers much more enjoyable than anything the Navy taught me.
though it's really dangerous to take it apart. they can hold a huge electrical charge for a long time...
OK, so you weren't the only one thinking she was going to get fried from a charged capacitor?
Thank you for your service.
I had a giant version of this tv in my bedroom how i got it up there is a good question but when i got a new flat screen i had to get rid of the beast. i did not know that it could hold a charge for so long. I mwan i had it unplugged and eveything. I still got a little shocked when i took it apart. It surpised me so much (i had to take it apart because it was so goddamn heavy and i thought taking it apart would help but it barely did. Ended up letting it go down the stairs and kinda chipped the wood floor)
Sorry to hear that! Id imagine the front part was a lot lighter than the back where the actual tube sat lol
She has to be the oddest yet most attractive woman I've ever seen
Bruh she’s 16
@@bigred4534 Ok incel
@@bigred4534 bruh shut yo mouth
@Miss Misery he still has a maximilianmus pfp let him be unfunny
@@hoodlum4443 simp
Just wonderful and tingly🥰
Great video as always!
This isn't unintentional though, Bjork actually invented asmr in this very moment
*Bob Ross
@@roganchapman5700
William Alexander?
John Robbins?
@@roganchapman5700 Mr. Rogers
@@mousc460 Hitlers public speeches
Bob Ross might have something to say about that lol. However....if he is the king of asmr, maybe Bjork can be queen
This is so old. Bjork is now in her 50s. Crazy.
Still beautiful..
@Jamie ASHCROFT She is 53.
@Jamie ASHCROFT - You must be confusing her with Jack Benny
I am 703
@@flemishnatsoc3152 1988
Girlfriend on Christmas Eve when you've been playing too much PlayStation 5.
I always come back to this
"I read that in a Danish book. This morning."
Made me chuckle:))
hahaha
@Crazy Purrtato Then go away
@@einhorntaschentuch9404 Unnecessary reaction much?
I want to read this book about television, it sounds so interesting ..
Anyone else noticed she got a watch on each wrist?
Santa was generous that year
One always showing Reykjavik time. Possibly. 😄
She's a celeb
The ol' Doc Brown maneuver. It's to save time from looking at the wrong wrist.
'Ey you got the time?
She's obviously opened the back o the TV once before and had a look, then set the camera up for her to make a video.
From 0:45 to 1:15 you can see that she's fascinated by this TV and cannot wait to get the thing opened so she can talk about it.
You can tell by her face and her movements with her eyes and the way she sits down, that she's been fascinated by something, interested by it, and she wants to show you what she's found.
Like a child who's just discovered a new hobby.
She's so lovely I can't believe how cute she is. I could listen to her talk all day.
"millions and millions of tiny screens" damn we have 8k but bjork is out here with 8M
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
8K consists of around 33 million pixels, while 4k has over 8 million, 1080p over 2 million with only 720p having under a million pixels, so she wasn't too far off, appearantly.
Moral of the story: “You shouldn’t let poets lie to you”
she has such a pretty voice
weedmaster420 yeah she should try singing or something!
@@werds1392 she should indeed!
i left skids in my toilet bowl today
@@rubmybum6079 I'm taking a phat shit rn bro
El pelo, su cara, su forma de hablar... Es algo... Inhumanamente único.
Moral: Don't trust Icelandic poets. Read Danish books.
And eat Danish pastries
@@BenjaminBowling777 and eat danish cake
I want more of her just rambling about random everyday shit
Kinda what ASMR used to be.
I don’t know how or why this video exists but I’m very glad it does
When she itches her nose I can’t.. she’s so adorable
you cant what?
Furniture and bedding can’t even
@@cheenewah cant even what?
what are these replys
@@sophiapeterson3759 Probably non-native English speakers.
My area 51 alien after I teach her about T.V.
ohh what a layme comment... upvoted by even more lame losers
@@G_7___ gonna cry?
@@G_7___ awe poor baby needs his baba,did baby make an oopsie?
@@G_7___ What a loser
@@G_7___ please stop living you are cringe
I love everything about her.❤️
This is adorable.
“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAAAARR”
Icelandic’s: That’s pretty gay, my dude. But also very serious and very spiritual.
@@plotting1590 you don’t say?
@@plotting1590no, gay as in, gay
3 mysteries that will never be resolved:
How were the pyramids made?
Who shot JFK?
What is in Björk's Danish book?
Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK
@@jaxsonseagraves9417 Disputed by most. There was probably 2 shooters.
@@jaxsonseagraves9417 I did it, it was me
Of stone.
A rifleman.
Words.
Not sure on the exact person who did it other than Oswald but the CIA were definitely involved
You shouldn't let poets lie to you. Coming from an Icelander, this is serious advice. Lovely voice
This is pure ASMR
Danish books > Icelandic poets
Lydonboy comment of the year 😂
this is so funny
Sounds like it’d be a PSAT meme
God books > poets.
i've never actually heard bjork speak before, and even by icelandic standards, she has the most amazing voice ever
1:18 “like a cee-tee”
I love her so much
I remember owning this VHS as a teenager, and everytime this segment came on, I would get tingles. Didn't know what was happening at the time, but it so cool to come across this again, and now know why I felt those.
kfox420 it’s funny because we still don’t fully know why. I remember mr Rogers always gave me tingles when he was drawing
@@studiorose11 lmao yes you fully know why, well if you do research and havent been in a cave for the past few years.
@@TheStunnerFTW Oh shut up. So far there are only theories and none a properly proven, even if there was you needn't be such a dick about it.
Omninuss DUNUSS lol yeah that’s what I thought. I read that like, hmm maybe I’ve missed something. And maybe I have lol. 🤷🏿♂️
What VHS was that?
She's so beautiful.
TheWalkingAmongTheDead yeah....
TheWalkingAmongTheDead nice username. Did WAU ever get a season 2?
season two has actually been confirmed a few weeks ago! no exact release date but sometime in 2018
I think this is the Bjork that had a stalker that was gonna attack her with acid. Then he shot his self.
AppleBlade how can you even see your a fucking apple 🍎
the poet is not wrong tho, media overconsumption is still prevalent and made even more accessible these past decades. it has put viewers in all sorts of situations where they just consume mindlessly and rarely processed the contents they see - just like the poet described.
Lol I’m just not over the adorable way that she’s basically like “it’s Christmas time and I just wanna crack open my tv and see what’s inside” kind of like when you’re excited to open your presents, not sure if that’s what she meant but I love the way she says it
Judging by her hair she took care of the charge in the capacitors before making the video.
Omg😂😂
So funny!
HA!
Please, take all the upvotes. Lmfao
Her hair to me is kinda cute/hot.
“These viars. They really take care of all the ele-trons.”
Young Bjork is so cute and relaxing. :)
Getting on the edge of my seat watching her messing with a crt without discharging it properly