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  • čas přidán 12. 01. 2019
  • Originally aired: 5/25/2011. The Cinema Snob checks out Juan Piquer Simon's Pieces.
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Komentáře • 221

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 Před 5 lety +106

    "It could either be Jeffery Jones, John Rhys Davies, Elijah Wood, Markie Post, OR THE KILLER!" LOL

    • @Launchpad05
      @Launchpad05 Před 10 měsíci

      Also, Jeffery Jones has A thing for little boys.

  • @davidlindsey2993
    @davidlindsey2993 Před 4 měsíci +3

    "Pieces" holds a special place in my heart, as it was the first horror movie I saw

  • @Grabehn42
    @Grabehn42 Před 5 lety +81

    Man , that very first bit of the intro reminded me of how much I miss the old intro song.

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan Před 5 lety

      Same. I didn't even know the Snob back then.

    • @ruggerosmith1167
      @ruggerosmith1167 Před 5 lety +12

      The latest theme's lyrics sound like "blah blah cinema's mop".

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 Před 5 lety +7

      it's just a sample for the TV show 'greatest american hero'?

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan Před 5 lety +4

      @@tomservo5007 I know, but it's still sad he can't use it

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan Před 5 lety +3

      @01101101 01100101 01101001 wait, someone who doesn't like the old opening? That's like a shiny pokémon.

  • @lowellchicken4162
    @lowellchicken4162 Před 5 lety +32

    A skateboarder running into two guys hauling a mirror across the street? This is clearly taken from the "Back To The Future" NES game!

  • @stevendunkley8890
    @stevendunkley8890 Před 3 lety +27

    I got the deluxe DVD version of this film which came complete with a reproduction of the nude woman jigsaw puzzle seen in this movie. Got it mounted and framed in my living room (which I refer to as my 'dying room' as it houses my extensive horror collection! LOL) Another top review. I think this film is criminally underrated.

    • @Pocketrocket-pj1us
      @Pocketrocket-pj1us Před 2 lety

      That's awesome! How much does that version go for? I've never come across it before.
      Cheers.

    • @cheif151
      @cheif151 Před rokem +2

      Let us adjourn to the DYING ROOM!!! *Cryptkeeper laugh*

    • @IanFindly-iv1nl
      @IanFindly-iv1nl Před 5 měsíci

      Well, this flick certainly has an awesome CONCEPT at least. A killer assembling a HUMAN JIGSAW PUZZLE? Very original and imaginative, yet creepy and sick! Oh, and THIS flick has some pretty strong SHOCKS too (if your into that), with surprisingly not-poor effects work.

  • @GamerGuysReviews
    @GamerGuysReviews Před 5 lety +59

    The ending grabs you by the balls, literally!

    • @JaxenRossisback
      @JaxenRossisback Před 5 lety

      William Lowery Utterly scarred me for life; SCREW THIS MOVIE!

    • @SomeKindOfScum
      @SomeKindOfScum Před 5 lety +2

      This is, verbatim, how I pitched this movie to a group of friends, and subsequently every other group of friends every time I want to show this to movie to people.

    • @jwnj9716
      @jwnj9716 Před 5 lety +4

      Actually the ending makes sense, throughout the whole film the main guy is a dick magnet, all the girls want him. So even the dead body wanted a "piece" of him.

    • @BarryHart-xo1oy
      @BarryHart-xo1oy Před 3 měsíci

      Very true.

  • @Estorium
    @Estorium Před 5 lety +174

    Eli Roth has an encyclopedic knowledge of horror films, and has awesome, on point, taste when it comes to these films. It's just a pity that he cannot apply that to making an actual good movie.

    • @michaelwautraets7126
      @michaelwautraets7126 Před 5 lety +17

      that is true yes. oooh, faced!

    • @Estorium
      @Estorium Před 5 lety +8

      @@michaelwautraets7126 Hahahaha oooh faced! That will haunt him for the rest of his life.

    • @Grabehn42
      @Grabehn42 Před 5 lety +13

      This is one of the most accurate comments I've read about it.

    • @awencuhathain8745
      @awencuhathain8745 Před 4 lety +5

      Um Cabin Fever, Hostel......

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 Před 4 lety +19

      @@awencuhathain8745 Exactly, if he loves horror films so much, why are his shitty like Cabin Fever and Hostel.

  • @spotieotie
    @spotieotie Před rokem +3

    I have decided that THIS is the best Snob episode ever put to film. Good lord 😂

  • @BuddyL
    @BuddyL Před 5 lety +25

    Sweet, this one's back up! The return of the infamous Brucesploitation cameo!
    The Lupa cameo at 10:50 almost made me fall over 🤣.

    • @Pocketrocket-pj1us
      @Pocketrocket-pj1us Před 9 měsíci

      And the guy who sang 'Idiot Control now'
      Burning rubber tires indeed!

  • @Boogenhagen100
    @Boogenhagen100 Před 3 lety +9

    paul L. smith really made the rounds in his career; pieces, Popeye, midnight express. talk about varied genres.

  • @Jaytheradical
    @Jaytheradical Před 5 lety +8

    Never get tired of the look on your face when you say "Kendell has a kung-fu professor?!"

  • @whatsit2ya234
    @whatsit2ya234 Před 3 lety +5

    The Kung Fu professor scene and Eli Roth praise of the film explains the pancakes Kung Fu scene in cabin fever. Thanks 4 finally answering that question cinema snob.

  • @maxthescarecrow4038
    @maxthescarecrow4038 Před 5 lety +48

    I guess that Kendall became the Ken-doll.

  • @Phan211
    @Phan211 Před 5 lety +8

    I've been watching for years but this one must have slipped through because I haven't seen this one. It's always great to see a "new" episode of some Classic Snob.

  • @declanhandley-byrne4335
    @declanhandley-byrne4335 Před 2 lety +6

    I miss Kung Tai Ted, I wish he'd come back

  • @Alucard-A-La-Carte
    @Alucard-A-La-Carte Před 5 lety +33

    I take back what I said before about a cross-over: Jay Bauman from Red Letter Media and the Cinema Snob must never meet. They'd collapse the B-movie reality in on itself.

  • @jwnj9716
    @jwnj9716 Před 5 lety +26

    Actually the ending makes sense, throughout the whole film the main guy is a chick magnet, all the girls want him. So even the dead body wanted a "piece" of him.

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates Před 4 lety +15

    2:08 The girl/actress who hits the glass actually posted on Blu-ray.com about a missing scene (or one they didn’t have time/money to shoot)
    She mentions that she is also the girl who gets killed in the park immediately after. There was supposed to be a scene where the killer (whose face you do not see) sees the mirror shattering, showing the girl’s face in all of the _pieces._ This triggers him into starting his quest to construct the perfect woman out of all of the women who remind him of his mother.
    That’s why there’s a flashback... it’s supposed to be from the killer’s POV.
    5:14 “You ain’t got the authority to declare _happy birthday!”_
    15:12 funny you should bring that up, as I believe it could have been a heavy influence on Stuart Gordon (RIP) and RE-ANIMATOR
    Speaking of which, would you ever “snob” IF..., O LUCKY MAN and BRITANNIA HOSPITAL? Those are so _weird ass movies!_

  • @squees7215
    @squees7215 Před 5 lety +8

    Love this film and also once of the best snob reviews to this day

  • @IoEstasCedonta
    @IoEstasCedonta Před 3 lety +3

    I keep expecting the groundskeeper to shout "BILLY MAYS HERE!"

  • @corydotjpg
    @corydotjpg Před 5 lety +3

    yess! this has always been one of my favorites
    episodes

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy Před 5 lety +26

    The best part of waking up is...the Snob..in your cup. Yeah I should have thought that one through, but you know where I was going with that. Ohhhhh Boyyyy!!!!

  • @AC-gz9uk
    @AC-gz9uk Před 5 lety +7

    I love this one. Miss the intro though where you give kudos to the pieces director

  • @markusniepmann4804
    @markusniepmann4804 Před rokem +1

    ITS a very Geil Slasher of The 80's and good Soundtrack !!! 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨👀🤘😃👍 Greetings from Hamburg Germany

  • @Lucholosabe
    @Lucholosabe Před 5 lety +7

    Good Old Cinema Snob! Only exploitation movies and obscure eurotrash from the past. Thanks for share this again, Brad.

  • @hrvallejoMKT
    @hrvallejoMKT Před 5 lety +3

    Fuck, this is one of my favorite reviews from you. It’s been a while since I’ve been bummed looking for it again!

  • @JaycRam
    @JaycRam Před 5 lety +8

    10:07 Miss the random skits Brad used to throw in the reviews.

  • @Geek37664
    @Geek37664 Před 4 dny

    That’s a flashback! I saw that scene from Grizzly on TBS when I was like 13.

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon Před 5 lety +50

    I like the concept of Familie Friendly Slashers. It sounds so wrong.

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 Před 5 lety +6

      Family friendly? Like the Stepfather?

    • @AaronTheBlackDragon
      @AaronTheBlackDragon Před 5 lety +3

      @@germanvisitor2 100% like the Stepfather.

    • @03bgood
      @03bgood Před 5 lety +3

      Saturday The 14th is probably most PG-rated slasher he's ever reviewed.

  • @EmilySpiritExT
    @EmilySpiritExT Před 4 lety +11

    I noticed when the corpse falls out of the closet it's grey in color as if it's dying. Yet the hand that shoots up and rips the guy's balls off is peach/white colored, otherwise living pigment. How in the world could it have revived from being grey and dying after so long to being well alive for that jumpscare at the end? They could have at least coated the arm and hand in the grey coloring they did to make it look like a corpse for the final scare.
    I still love this review tho, it's one of my favorites! :D The thought of him going on a murder rampage to piece together a woman that I guess was supposed to be like the one in the porn puzzle he was putting together was triggered all cause his mom wanted to take all his porn away as a kid and for him to murder her for that is so funny and seems to make sense! Like, he most have enjoyed it a lot to become a crazy killer for porn!

    • @Pocketrocket-pj1us
      @Pocketrocket-pj1us Před 9 měsíci +1

      Well put but have you ever heard the true story, of serial killer Edmund Kemper?
      Check it out and let me know if you think the mother portion could be the inspiration for this killer, could have been inspired by Kempers Obsession, just reversed.
      Where he saves her for last.
      Cheers from Canada

    • @EmilySpiritExT
      @EmilySpiritExT Před 9 měsíci

      @@Pocketrocket-pj1us Read up on him! Yeah I can say he probably was an inspiration for the killer in the movie.

  • @kotawota8755
    @kotawota8755 Před 5 lety +6

    Ah...good ol american hero intro sweet music to my ears!

  • @Ukiby3000
    @Ukiby3000 Před 5 lety +2

    One of my favorite reviews IS BACK!!

  • @D4rKSUN1
    @D4rKSUN1 Před 5 lety +16

    1:25 nice mommy dearest reference

    • @03bgood
      @03bgood Před 5 lety +1

      The beginning part reminds me of Norma and Norman Bates from Psycho IV.

  • @hunterholtzmann7558
    @hunterholtzmann7558 Před 5 lety +2

    Like he said guys, the movie wasn't too out of the ordinary.

  • @Cleon29Warrior
    @Cleon29Warrior Před 5 lety +5

    Will old videos from Cinema snob site ever come back to life? Or there is some place to find them other than some of them on yt?

  • @MrManiacKid
    @MrManiacKid Před 5 lety +12

    10:02 - 10:32 My favorite part on this video. :D

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 Před 5 lety

      czcams.com/video/tmecUmoXwlE/video.html

  • @Valdagast
    @Valdagast Před 5 lety +3

    My condolences, Brad.

  • @CHNOPS1000
    @CHNOPS1000 Před 5 lety +1

    Thanks for re uploading this

  • @RianAndMat
    @RianAndMat Před 5 lety +1

    This is by far my favorite review of yours. Thank you for re-uploading it!

  • @caidalee1994
    @caidalee1994 Před rokem

    On a Monday, I am waiting.

  • @splinky9226
    @splinky9226 Před rokem +1

    Thanks to the Brucesploitation scene, Pieces is officially the Man with the Golden Gun of slasher films

  • @galloe8933
    @galloe8933 Před 5 lety +2

    I don't know of a place where I can buy pornographic 500 piece puzzles, and I don't know a little kid who can assemble a pornographic 500 piece puzzle and I'm glad. No one at all should be shocked that mama dearest took an axe to the face... That's science.

  • @ramirezthesilvite
    @ramirezthesilvite Před 5 lety

    I started watching this video and my can stepped on my keyboard, skipping the video. So Snob said "What other tagline could fit this AXE TO THE FACE!"

  • @Geek37664
    @Geek37664 Před 4 dny

    Willard is the prison guard who dies gruesomely and uniquely in Midnight Express.

  • @mst3k3000
    @mst3k3000 Před 5 lety +8

    Oh Shit! I think Marty's the killer!! Oh wait, i got this confused with another horror movie where i can correctly predict the killer. Sorry about that but it's nice to have this classic episode back. ^^

    • @GusFogle
      @GusFogle Před 5 lety +1

      Slaughter High reference? ;-)

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow Před 5 lety +22

    he said he had bad Chop Suey.... listening to System of the Down can do some really bad things to you. listen with care.

    • @moonmanmcsungod765
      @moonmanmcsungod765 Před 5 lety +3

      It's true, that song sucks. The album is pretty good tho.

    •  Před 6 měsíci

      Wow, how very insulting. That song kicks a whole lotta ass. Both you and Shiirow should be ashamed of yourselves.@@moonmanmcsungod765

    • @moonmanmcsungod765
      @moonmanmcsungod765 Před 6 měsíci

      shit man 5 years ago? This takes me back lol wow how much changes so fast. Fu ck man. Well hey thanks for reminding me of an old ass comment and taking me back :) chop suey still trash tho

  • @arkterror616
    @arkterror616 Před dnem

    i saw this in theaters

  • @TheWickerBoy
    @TheWickerBoy Před 5 lety +3

    Pieces is one of the best slasher movies ever. And Eli Roth knowes what he is talking about when it comes to horror films and makes good ones himself expect Green Inferno which was a big let down

  • @mackdebruin999
    @mackdebruin999 Před 5 lety +7

    Tell me this means the review for "The Mutilator" is next!!!

  • @sesfilmsllc
    @sesfilmsllc Před rokem

    I saw this as a snipbit in the movie Censor.

  • @SteveCarras
    @SteveCarras Před 3 lety +1

    Came from Carrie/Jennifer!

  • @03bgood
    @03bgood Před 5 lety +2

    15:27-15:37 - me, after a bully or a tough guy beats up someone weaker than him, when the victim clearly didn't deserve it.

  • @flmbyz
    @flmbyz Před 5 lety +1

    Wasn’t there an intro to this one where Brad talked about this out of character about how this is one of his favorite movies or was the the other Juan Piquer Simon film, Pod People?

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 Před 5 lety +21

    ah, 1942 must be the good old days when porn was scarce but dangerous tools were not. Why does he have axes and saws ready to use in his room?

    • @Kochiha
      @Kochiha Před 4 lety +2

      Well, there was a war on...

    • @maggiekoch9348
      @maggiekoch9348 Před 4 lety

      Maybe it was meant as a fire-axe?

  • @kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94

    I saw this from another review by GoodBadFlicks, one of his older vids!

  • @cambellfan22
    @cambellfan22 Před 5 lety +2

    I can't watch this now without repeating lines to your review now lol, but it's a decent slasher

  • @kennethconklin4140
    @kennethconklin4140 Před 5 lety +1

    Nice, "Christine" reference!

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 Před 5 lety +1

    the perfect snack when watching this movie is reese's pieces

  • @jesseberry7521
    @jesseberry7521 Před 4 lety +1

    U should watch from beyond and judge it

  • @weirdkitty07
    @weirdkitty07 Před 5 lety +2

    Cameo after red ninja dude beats him, Ha...Classic.

  • @sta3po
    @sta3po Před 4 lety

    Hey, the professor with the skulls was in the Ghost Galleon!

  • @BlackAdam1231
    @BlackAdam1231 Před 5 lety +2

    I thought Trumpy was the director of this movie

  • @rebelyell1983x
    @rebelyell1983x Před 5 lety +3

    Brad! Check out "The Drug Knot" an after school special with David Toma! You need to review it :)

  • @johnsmith-zq8it
    @johnsmith-zq8it Před 5 lety

    Thanks brad I guess you do read comments

  • @aiberlane3390
    @aiberlane3390 Před 5 lety +2

    I have thankfully never had my arm sliced off with a chainsaw. But if I did, something tells me my other arm wouldn't remain held up at the exact same angle it was beforehand. That takes muscle strength and concentration I doubt I'd have when I'm completely terrified and in agony. Otherwise though, the movie was pretty well done.

  • @notvcinema8741
    @notvcinema8741 Před 5 lety +1

    Are you going to upload your review of Nekromantik?

  • @CMWaters
    @CMWaters Před 5 lety +19

    Aw, you cut the pre-episode out of character bit. Oh well.

    • @ginnrollins211
      @ginnrollins211 Před 5 lety

      I know right?

    • @Iamafishproductions
      @Iamafishproductions Před 5 lety +8

      "I riff Pieces because I love Pieces."
      That's a mantra I think we can all learn from.

    • @GasmaskAvenger
      @GasmaskAvenger Před 5 lety

      Yeah, why was that cut?

    • @Ukiby3000
      @Ukiby3000 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Iamafishproductions When you love something, you need to learn to make fun of it as well, that's what i always say!

  • @timinou9915
    @timinou9915 Před 5 lety

    Bruce Snob is brutal 😎

  • @rantsinarobe4099
    @rantsinarobe4099 Před 3 lety +1

    12:32 THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR

  • @ashleyjohnson8248
    @ashleyjohnson8248 Před 4 lety +1

    Should review blood diner its great

  • @georgemouse504
    @georgemouse504 Před 4 lety

    I just found out Eli Roth directed The House With a Clock in its Walls

  • @Headbanger142
    @Headbanger142 Před 5 lety +1

    "You couldn't scare off Trumpy!"

  • @4Legacy
    @4Legacy Před 5 lety +1

    2:00 very surprised there's not an NES Back to the Future reference there.
    2:20 then I notice you make a Back to the Future reference
    2:30 I realize I can make anything into a Back to the Future reference
    2:40 I drop a like and go watch Back to the Future. I'll be back

  • @IanFindly-iv1nl
    @IanFindly-iv1nl Před 5 měsíci +1

    Well, this flick certainly has an awesome CONCEPT at least. A killer assembling a HUMAN JIGSAW PUZZLE? Very original and imaginative, yet creepy and sick! Oh, and THIS flick has some pretty strong SHOCKS too (if your into that), with surprisingly not-poor effects work.

  • @stranget92
    @stranget92 Před 5 lety +1

    From the director of "Pod People"...

  • @waterandafter
    @waterandafter Před 5 lety +1

    Please review KO Kippers.

  • @leekalba
    @leekalba Před 5 lety

    🎶 Put down that chainsaw and listen to me... 🎶

  • @troyduren5079
    @troyduren5079 Před 5 lety +2

    Well ... I hear the entire voice over cast of 'Monster Dog' in this movie! Er, almost. I don't think I heard the voice over actress fir Victoria Vera.

  • @Christoph-ce4hj
    @Christoph-ce4hj Před 5 lety +1

    Why is the video not letting me choose a higher resolution than 360p?

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Před 5 lety +2

      Because there isn't a higher resolution. Brad used to record on a potato.

  • @danmorgan3685
    @danmorgan3685 Před 5 lety +3

    Did the movie even hint at any supernatural elements that would justify the ending?

    • @johnkirby8939
      @johnkirby8939 Před 5 lety +2

      Saw this in the theater and nope.
      Dead girl crushes dude's nuts.
      The End.

    • @danmorgan3685
      @danmorgan3685 Před 5 lety +3

      @@johnkirby8939 Well, that is some shit film making. Mind you I've seen The Clones Of Bruce Lee so it doesn't surprise me.

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 Před 4 lety

      May had a subdued version of the ending, and May is a great movie. May didn't justify it either.
      May is that rarest of things, a slasher film that Ebert liked. It may be the only one he liked that wasn't directed by Wes Craven or John Carpenter.

  • @sheepheadsez2229
    @sheepheadsez2229 Před 2 lety

    I'm so disappointed nobody sang "Idiot Control Now" in this movie.

  • @DrBigt
    @DrBigt Před 5 lety

    Hey, that's my Kung-Fu Professor!

  • @bocowan9106
    @bocowan9106 Před rokem

    I’m surprised brad hasn’t reviewed the toolbox murders

  • @wulfbak
    @wulfbak Před 4 lety +2

    How many takes were needed for the BASTARD!!!! scene, I wonder?

    • @mrmoshpotato
      @mrmoshpotato Před 4 lety +1

      It would've been better in the review, but at least he wasn't a BASTARD! by leaving it out completely.

    • @timothymorris157
      @timothymorris157 Před 5 měsíci

      That’s probably what inspired Kyle Broflovski to say every time after Kenny died in South Park.

  • @crucaderd
    @crucaderd Před 2 lety

    (Kendall’s spuds get crushed)
    WOAH, looks like someone’s getting a singing career after college!

  • @memorra
    @memorra Před 5 lety +1

    What movie is the pancakes line from in the beginning?

  • @BigK13372
    @BigK13372 Před 5 lety

    0:32 Well since you recommend it, I guess the film is a hidden gem among the over saturated market of. . .
    0:38 . . . Uh Oh.

  • @StarshineGoomba
    @StarshineGoomba Před 5 lety

    So... it had the same random twist ending as May?

  • @The_gaming_archaeologist
    @The_gaming_archaeologist Před 3 lety +2

    I do love that line: "He looks suspicious about why he wants to rape them."

  • @armjjb5189
    @armjjb5189 Před 5 lety +1

    12:36
    JESUS! What movie was that from?!

  • @thewhizard
    @thewhizard Před 4 lety +2

    Is that Mr Bean as the killer?

  • @robotrix
    @robotrix Před 5 lety +1

    Why did you clip the beginning where you're out of character and talking about your love of Simon?????

    • @StonedGremlinProductions
      @StonedGremlinProductions  Před 5 lety +4

      That was a mistake, I meant to only clip out the opening credits.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix Před 5 lety +1

      Too bad. But stuff happens. :-) @@StonedGremlinProductions

  • @moonmanmcsungod765
    @moonmanmcsungod765 Před 5 lety +1

    Hey, I have this movie

  • @FinalFantasyTimeline
    @FinalFantasyTimeline Před 4 lety +1

    10:32 Who is that

  • @michaelbuehler3897
    @michaelbuehler3897 Před 5 lety +1

    Good old 360p.

  • @christopherkelly4230
    @christopherkelly4230 Před 4 lety

    Wasn't that the professor from sliders with the chainsaw

  • @eatmywords
    @eatmywords Před 2 lety

    wasn't there a president's photo in pod people?

  • @Cameroo
    @Cameroo Před 5 lety +1

    What about Mr. Stitch?

  • @gaminggoof1542
    @gaminggoof1542 Před 3 lety

    So this movie is technically about the original Jigsaw Killer

  • @dumbumbumbum8649
    @dumbumbumbum8649 Před 5 lety

    15:27 where’s the dreams that I’ve been after?