avengers endgame but it's a meme

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  • at last ENDGAME IS HERE FOR ME TO EDIT. this is my longest video ever and i didn't even get every funny part in. WOW this movie was funny, i hope you enjoy!
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  • @yakult6829
    @yakult6829 Před 3 lety +4058

    “thats Americas ass”
    “that is Americas ass”

  • @HUNTER-rb9lc
    @HUNTER-rb9lc Před 4 lety +13385

    "Let's find baby Thanos and just *strangle* "
    " that's horrible"
    "Its thanos.."

    • @shank3r_
      @shank3r_ Před 4 lety +120

      I was gonna like but it's on 69 :)

    • @anaguerrero6385
      @anaguerrero6385 Před 4 lety +132

      CTT Gamin9 it’s Noobmaster69

    • @phos9659
      @phos9659 Před 4 lety +18

      @@anaguerrero6385 No, they didn't want it to be a straight number or they wanted it to be.... a specific number, they werent talking about noobmaster at all.

    • @reyh2277
      @reyh2277 Před 4 lety +16

      @@codygoldenflame7996 no no no there will be no knifing each other

    • @rekius328
      @rekius328 Před 4 lety +37

      tbh i would have no problems strangling baby hitler so i have to agree with Rhodey here.

  • @ryanhughes8007
    @ryanhughes8007 Před 3 lety +8686

    NoobMaster69’s mum: oh look there’s thunder outside.
    NoobMaster69: nervous sweating...

    • @HagWorld
      @HagWorld Před 2 lety +124

      THUNDA!! (Lightning McQueen)

    • @amyostendorff9924
      @amyostendorff9924 Před 2 lety +190

      fun fact: the russo brothers literally confirmed that noobmaster69 was wong

    • @georgiastone3025
      @georgiastone3025 Před 2 lety +76

      @@amyostendorff9924 I swear they confirmed it was the apple store guy

    • @raiden7154
      @raiden7154 Před 2 lety +21

      Thor sounds like a car engine when snoring

    • @kingbred01
      @kingbred01 Před 2 lety +24

      NoobMaster69: WHO ARE YOOOOU!!!?

  • @jishnumehta4355
    @jishnumehta4355 Před 3 lety +13130

    "Go to bed or I'll sell all your toys"
    *Parenting 101*

    • @savanna1513
      @savanna1513 Před 3 lety +115

      lol underrated comment

    • @marvelmaximoff4621
      @marvelmaximoff4621 Před 2 lety +69

      That is so true lol

    • @ashlynnxox9431
      @ashlynnxox9431 Před 2 lety +76

      Ah yes, I use that whenever my sister isn’t listening or she’s bothering me ☺️😊

    • @adeonie
      @adeonie Před 2 lety +16

      I can’t-🤣🤣

    • @queer_queen22
      @queer_queen22 Před 2 lety +68

      *tony is the best dad ever*
      that face goes there
      go to sleep or i'll sell all your toys
      (something about cap's shield and sledding)

  • @minyt98
    @minyt98 Před 4 lety +12472

    nebula: thanos murdered my sister
    *awkward silence*
    natasha: *writes it down*

    • @Jarysse
      @Jarysse Před 4 lety +208

      Scott: that it?

    • @charleseunson2629
      @charleseunson2629 Před 4 lety +141

      @@Jarysse I think he says not it

    • @kjsc00l
      @kjsc00l Před 4 lety +45

      Mingyo Chu it was cut, she was writing down about Vormir. He said not it to something else

    • @minyt98
      @minyt98 Před 4 lety +14

      Kenny ik i watched the movie at least 10 times😂

    • @zboy1152
      @zboy1152 Před 4 lety +74

      WRITE THAT DOWN!
      WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @neptunegrace3917
    @neptunegrace3917 Před 4 lety +8936

    “Is he asleep....?”
    “No, no, I’m pretty sure he’s DEAD.”

  • @noraaz1
    @noraaz1 Před 3 lety +12198

    No one can convince me that Paul Rudd and Ant-Man isn't exactly the same person. Man's just portraying himself

    • @sabrinageorge5587
      @sabrinageorge5587 Před 3 lety +673

      Same as rdj and Tony stark...literally the same person😭😭😭

    • @marianamartinez4396
      @marianamartinez4396 Před 3 lety +105

      Just as Robert Downey junior 🥺

    • @jealovsyy7006
      @jealovsyy7006 Před 3 lety +202

      The whole cast is portraying themselves

    • @Strawberry-ug1wy
      @Strawberry-ug1wy Před 3 lety +212

      @@jealovsyy7006 except Chris Evans

    • @aluminescentmushroom5910
      @aluminescentmushroom5910 Před 3 lety +266

      The moment he was asked "What's the name of Thor's hammer" and he totally seriously responded "Jonathan" I knew it was the exact same person

  • @mugiwaranonoodles5971
    @mugiwaranonoodles5971 Před 3 lety +5594

    I love how Peter says his secret identity to litteraly everyone

    • @spacedementia1213
      @spacedementia1213 Před 2 lety +194

      such a Tom's thing to do XD

    • @alexthegreat8001
      @alexthegreat8001 Před 2 lety +109

      Wouldn't it be hilarious if, thanks to J.J. Jameson, everyone knows his secret identity, except no one really cares because none of the other heroes have a secret identity. Besides, with Sam/ Captain America (hey, wait a minute. Falcon is now captain america. He's called Sam. And he's an uncle?) and Bucky back in the game, he's going to have some support.

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage Před 2 lety +51

      @@alexthegreat8001 except no one knows who Captain Marvel is or who Black Panther is. They probably won't care enough to get to know who *Ant-Man* is.

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage Před 2 lety +27

      @@alexthegreat8001 people in-universe don't, though. Hell, Agent Ross specifically mentioned that he kept Black Panther's identity a secret in exchange for T'Challa giving Zemo to the US Government (despite the fact that Wakanda doesn't have an extradition treaty with the US).

    • @alexthegreat8001
      @alexthegreat8001 Před 2 lety +14

      @@DoctorWhoKage yes, but Wakanda opened itself to the world, and I'm pretty sure that involved Black panther.

  • @cryingattheclub5150
    @cryingattheclub5150 Před 3 lety +9800

    “He’s a baby”
    “It’s scott”
    “aS a Baby”
    “He’ll GRow”
    “Time Travel!”
    Has the same energy as
    “ why don’t we just find baby thanos and just... *strangeling motions* “
    “First of aLl that’s horrible!”
    “It’s thanos??”

    • @emrysdesmidt5510
      @emrysdesmidt5510 Před 3 lety +116

      Y'know ➰↔️.

    • @Jerry_Freestyle
      @Jerry_Freestyle Před 3 lety +135

      I mean Deadpool did it to baby Hitler, and he got cheered for it :)

    • @inugami78
      @inugami78 Před 3 lety +39

      @@Jerry_Freestyle technically Deadpool couldn’t do it. But Deadpool said Cable loves killing kids.

    • @Jerry_Freestyle
      @Jerry_Freestyle Před 3 lety +10

      @@inugami78 Yeah that too, but they got cheered for it either way :3

    • @hisenberg020
      @hisenberg020 Před 3 lety +5

      It also bas the same energy as
      Hey you, me? No not you him you, me is you you is me

  • @sinasrz4046
    @sinasrz4046 Před 4 lety +3553

    "Captain, Steve, sorry, America, Rogers" - Scott Lang

    • @abstractbase3549
      @abstractbase3549 Před 4 lety +64

      SinaSr_Z most underrated character

    • @chawk6201
      @chawk6201 Před 4 lety +8

      @@mazal706 Scot Language

    • @Ezzylryb
      @Ezzylryb Před 4 lety +7

      In my language Scott Lang means "Just scott" lmao

    • @Game-ne5nb
      @Game-ne5nb Před 4 lety

      ᴍɪsᴛʀ ᴛʏᴛᴏ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄʜᴀᴛ filipino 😏

    • @dark_arts05
      @dark_arts05 Před 4 lety +1

      I think you mean Ant-Scott, oh wait no, Ant-Lang.

  • @jaelynmerlia
    @jaelynmerlia Před 3 lety +3524

    “why don’t we just find baby thanos and..you know..”
    **tries to be wanda**

  • @RealestShaggyRogers
    @RealestShaggyRogers Před 3 lety +2644

    This is like the biggest awkward family reunion in cinematic history and nobody is actually related

    • @pleasehold42
      @pleasehold42 Před 2 lety +21

      Made me wheeze 🤣🤣

    • @iamconfusion.2450
      @iamconfusion.2450 Před rokem +81

      Exactly 😂Peter Parker’s the youngest kid, Tony and Strange are the sarcastic dads, Nat is the cool aunt, Captain America is the serious grandpa, Captain Marvel is a protective mom, Hulk and Antman are the awkward uncles, Nebula is the sassy older cousin, Thor is that distant uncle who keeps drinking all the beer, Rhodey is the fun uncle, Rocket is the pet 😂🤣

    • @rudraprasadgangai9885
      @rudraprasadgangai9885 Před rokem +2

      I am your 1000th like 😂

    • @Animallover24678
      @Animallover24678 Před 9 měsíci +1

      true its amazing

  • @minilily8338
    @minilily8338 Před 4 lety +4055

    Captain America: oh no now I have to fight myself
    Iron man: give him a heart attack

    • @terra5507
      @terra5507 Před 4 lety +35

      Mini Lily BAHAHAHA YES

    • @squaretohearttocircle5654
      @squaretohearttocircle5654 Před 4 lety +251

      Nebula: Shoots herself

    • @4xJojo
      @4xJojo Před 4 lety +62

      Thanos: Sees himself being beheaded 4 years into the future.

    • @Boungang
      @Boungang Před 4 lety +12

      Stark could’ve killed his present self by killing his past self if Lang pulled the wrong plug

    • @jasonlal9570
      @jasonlal9570 Před 4 lety +19

      ANONASSASSIN08 that’s not how time works

  • @sgc0115
    @sgc0115 Před 4 lety +2660

    "That kid on the tv just called me a dickhead again"
    *N O O B M A S T E R*

  • @fathimacp2234
    @fathimacp2234 Před 3 lety +838

    Nebula:"Thanos murdered my sister"
    Natasha:"NOTED"

    • @THF156
      @THF156 Před rokem +2

      How this hasn't got a comment

  • @lilithlightwood9618
    @lilithlightwood9618 Před 2 lety +697

    for some reason Loki sarcastically waving to hulk in the elevator is hilarious to me

  • @evanmemo
    @evanmemo Před 3 lety +13930

    "I thought you were a buildabear."
    "Maybe I am."

    • @xxbellaxx751
      @xxbellaxx751 Před 3 lety +130

      But yet you can't call him a raccoon 😂😂

    • @someguy2600
      @someguy2600 Před 3 lety +358

      That's actually a pretty sad line if you think about it, cause he was technically genetically torn apart and put back together by some mad scientist
      Build a Bear indeed

    • @cchristianjeremy
      @cchristianjeremy Před 3 lety +60

      Rocket looked so defeated lmao

    • @denkikaminari5556
      @denkikaminari5556 Před 3 lety +32

      @Emilie Vester Stephensen Trash Panda

    • @crivoncevonnce9404
      @crivoncevonnce9404 Před 3 lety +3

      Ong I never related so much to two people in the span of seconds

  • @itslaurie6364
    @itslaurie6364 Před 3 lety +9473

    This should be called the avengers bullying ant man for 8 minutes straight (except for hulk)

    • @tnadevirig4888
      @tnadevirig4888 Před 3 lety +167

      Also, Ant Man being a dick to Iron Man after he lost the stone due to an unforeseen mishap although Iron Man has a backup plan to get the tesseract.

    • @ms.valdez5633
      @ms.valdez5633 Před 3 lety +74

      @@tnadevirig4888 that's too long of a title . Make it longer

    • @tnadevirig4888
      @tnadevirig4888 Před 3 lety +8

      @@ms.valdez5633 ? It's too long, but I should make it longer? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @ms.valdez5633
      @ms.valdez5633 Před 3 lety +47

      @@tnadevirig4888 clearly you missed the joke.

    • @tnadevirig4888
      @tnadevirig4888 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ms.valdez5633 ...You are absolutely right. XDXDXDXDXD

  • @shannonsmith3756
    @shannonsmith3756 Před 3 lety +1250

    Hulk saying “HE’LL GROW” and “TIME TRAVEL” are some of the funniest scenes I’ve seen in a movie

  • @Emerly808
    @Emerly808 Před 3 lety +608

    "I get e-mails from a racoon, nothing is crazy anymore."

  • @AJRoo
    @AJRoo Před 4 lety +5116

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He give taco bacc

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 Před 4 lety +18

      Look up the Hulk Taco Bell meme. It is HILARIOUS!

    • @rotyler2177
      @rotyler2177 Před 4 lety +6

      he protecche attacbust most importantlyhe put the stones back!

    • @Buddy.Johnston
      @Buddy.Johnston Před 4 lety +3

      AJ Roo at first i thought you said he protecc he attacc but most importantly he give tobacco back

    • @alejandroroa1424
      @alejandroroa1424 Před 4 lety +9

      Did anyone notice how Hulk gives Scott two tacos but then it looks like Scott receives only ONE?

    • @wickedshadowchester6297
      @wickedshadowchester6297 Před 4 lety +1

      @sugma toes well that hurt

  • @catluvr6666
    @catluvr6666 Před 4 lety +8630

    “why don’t we just find baby thanos and 〰️➰↔️”
    “ok first of all that is HORRIBLE.”

  • @02091992able
    @02091992able Před 3 lety +477

    Rocket: I have blasters, unless you guys want to use knives?
    Mantis: Oh yes please use knives.
    She is delightfully evil.

    • @noellove0
      @noellove0 Před 2 lety +14

      I am in love with the phrase: "delightfully evil".

    • @mman2052
      @mman2052 Před rokem +5

      Get it right she's chaotic good

  • @geeker4616
    @geeker4616 Před 3 lety +355

    Ant man: *a baby*
    Hulk: he’ll grow

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar Před 4 lety +3229

    No one:
    Hulk: “dab”

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 Před 4 lety +17

      Why does Hulk eat tacos?
      Because he has to LIVE MAS! 😀

    • @tnzn4951
      @tnzn4951 Před 4 lety +5

      It's not even a dab though lmao

    • @shinypikagaming
      @shinypikagaming Před 4 lety +1

      420th like!

    • @idrs561
      @idrs561 Před 4 lety +2

      DaB!1!1!!

    • @mo0man
      @mo0man Před 4 lety +28

      I don't know if there's anything more accurate than hulk being a 50 year old man dabbing incorrectly

  • @bigfatcarp93
    @bigfatcarp93 Před 3 lety +13565

    "He murdered my sister"
    _Nat writes that down_

  • @govre_
    @govre_ Před 2 lety +278

    3:31
    Let's just appreciate the amount of effort Nat probably put into making that gorgeous braid

  • @catsareyes6446
    @catsareyes6446 Před 3 lety +335

    “That’s America’s *ss.”
    **Salutes**

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Před 4 lety +3534

    4:49 “I can do this all day.”
    “Yeah I know. *sigh”.*
    Captain America finally realizes how cheesy his line was.

  • @bakainu3559
    @bakainu3559 Před 4 lety +8855

    When you realize that half of the movie is a meme
    "Perfectly balanced as things should be"

    • @amiteshreddyakiti7773
      @amiteshreddyakiti7773 Před 4 lety +42

      Underrated 😂😂

    • @user-iy7cc3zx7s
      @user-iy7cc3zx7s Před 4 lety +14

      Pin this comment pls

    • @senorduck384
      @senorduck384 Před 4 lety +30

      @@user-iy7cc3zx7s Half of the movie? Avengers Endgame: The 20 min sequel.

    • @markynoh9323
      @markynoh9323 Před 4 lety +22

      @@senorduck384 wdym 8 mins are definitely the half of 3 hours

    • @TOONYBOY
      @TOONYBOY Před 4 lety +5

      @@markynoh9323 Easy mistake to make

  • @WillJM81280
    @WillJM81280 Před 3 lety +370

    Poor Ant-Man. The catalyst for reversing The Snap, and no respect.

    • @aperson2056
      @aperson2056 Před 2 lety +5

      Actually the rat is the one who got no respect

    • @veellia
      @veellia Před 9 měsíci

      exactly i love him he’s so underrated

  • @tgr3423
    @tgr3423 Před 3 lety +142

    I know Tony jokes about a lot of things, but given how he reacted to Rocket speaking, I'm *GENUINELY* convinced he's telling the truth this time LMAO

    • @NicPTheMeme
      @NicPTheMeme Před 5 měsíci +1

      He was like: *blink blink* "wha??????"

  • @kp327
    @kp327 Před 4 lety +28524

    he protecc
    he attacc
    but most importantly
    he gave antman his taco bacc

  • @under3089
    @under3089 Před 4 lety +8049

    The “noobmaster69” always makes me break down because
    1) it’s basically what adults think of kids today
    2) what adults think of kids is scary realistic
    3) it’s actually Wong

    • @easysnakeoven9052
      @easysnakeoven9052 Před 4 lety +400

      Tbh I always hated that it was Wong. It would be way better if it was Loki even if he’s dead or a ghost or a rat or whatever he is

    • @inxendere
      @inxendere Před 4 lety +150

      wdym it's Wong

    • @under3089
      @under3089 Před 4 lety +480

      Incendere Moonlite- In a tweet, the Russo brothers revealed that the person who was playing Fortnight against Thor under the name “noobmaster69” was Wong.

    • @kingcobra2596
      @kingcobra2596 Před 4 lety +510

      @@under3089 So you mean to tell me that Wong, a grown ass man, was crying after Thor told him that he was gonna beat him up?

    • @under3089
      @under3089 Před 4 lety +124

      King Cobra apparently so lol

  • @jimharper2180
    @jimharper2180 Před 3 lety +142

    1:55 For that expression alone, we must protect Morgan at all costs.

    • @justincummings8557
      @justincummings8557 Před rokem +2

      If anything happens to her, the bad guys will have not just the fanbase, but the entire Avengers team after them

  • @jubbano7791
    @jubbano7791 Před 2 lety +90

    5:12 This was so iconic.

    • @noellove0
      @noellove0 Před 2 lety +6

      Quill in the background gets me literally every single time.
      "aww yeah-"
      "hEyyyy~..."

  • @theslickgamer
    @theslickgamer Před 4 lety +28183

    Marvel: we need a way to connect to kids
    Also marvel: *N O O B M A S T E R 6 9*

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 Před 4 lety +935

      I'm pretty sure it was a partnership

    • @tornadomash00
      @tornadomash00 Před 4 lety +449

      *F O R T N I TE*

    • @CreativeFox750
      @CreativeFox750 Před 4 lety +162

      Darkness GamesTM DSG
      My friend has 69 at the end of his Xbox Gamertag

    • @TheSuspense-zi2dc
      @TheSuspense-zi2dc Před 4 lety +118

      I honestly thought it was some Joe created by the internet I didn't think it was in the actual movie itself

    • @babytricep437
      @babytricep437 Před 4 lety +83

      Boomer Playz Bruce literally dabs in the movie

  • @LucianoThePig
    @LucianoThePig Před 4 lety +12638

    Scott still hasn't been to space, which is a great injustice

    • @jellybean05
      @jellybean05 Před 4 lety +657

      I mean, he’s been in another dimension for a bit so there

    • @omarmostafa7575
      @omarmostafa7575 Před 4 lety +287

      #justiceforscott

    • @Traoaksi
      @Traoaksi Před 4 lety +412

      he prepared orange slices for clint and i think thats cool

    • @somereformedtheologian8129
      @somereformedtheologian8129 Před 4 lety +73

      scotty doesnt know

    • @shh11111
      @shh11111 Před 4 lety +44

      Quantum realm is no less than space and only the antmen/women did it, sooo

  • @taralarkin2839
    @taralarkin2839 Před 2 lety +50

    The face Steve makes after Bruce says "Time travel!" is hilarious and will never not be funny

  • @entfremdet_naz
    @entfremdet_naz Před 3 lety +112

    4:59 Kudos to Chris' scream🤣🤣🤣

  • @karendinh4123
    @karendinh4123 Před 4 lety +9378

    nobody:
    peter parker in a life/death situation: *hi im peter parker*

  • @gavenfoist5784
    @gavenfoist5784 Před 4 lety +2278

    “as far as i’m concerned that’s aMeRiCa’S aSs” - Scott lang
    “that is america’s” -cap

  • @giovannadallarosa5575
    @giovannadallarosa5575 Před 3 lety +55

    "Scott. I get emails from a racoon. Nothing sounds crazy anymore."

  • @ash4628
    @ash4628 Před 3 lety +46

    I love how banner was just ready to raise baby Scott

  • @Megzero346
    @Megzero346 Před 4 lety +2145

    "As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass" gets me every time lol

    • @quinntheperson4422
      @quinntheperson4422 Před 4 lety +4

      Megzero346, same, xD

    • @aughta
      @aughta Před 4 lety +24

      i salute to that ass

    • @afrogonyourwindowsill299
      @afrogonyourwindowsill299 Před 4 lety +21

      Tony : *nonchalantly talking about Steve's ass* ya know, that suit really did nothing for your ass.
      Steve: weLL I nEver ToLD yOu TO look AT it!

    • @aaronchars5709
      @aaronchars5709 Před 4 lety

      Cap put the ass in USA

  • @suhima72
    @suhima72 Před 4 lety +3105

    I love when tony says
    “Go to bed or I will sell your toys”
    It’s really relatable

    • @bloodstainguitars
      @bloodstainguitars Před 4 lety +10

      I Just Love Tony he nice Funny

    • @kaylee6289
      @kaylee6289 Před 4 lety +19

      that's such a tony thing to say even as a dad

    • @batmanthegrower4204
      @batmanthegrower4204 Před 4 lety +3

      my dad did that but he ain’t even sell then he gave them away

    • @flair1681
      @flair1681 Před 4 lety +1

      All people who watched this movie and have kids are gonna use that.

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz Před 4 lety +1

      And also when he said , "that face goes there" I lost it

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios Před rokem +24

    I just really like Captain Marvel's little giggle at all the hands raised lol.
    We needed more of that wholesomeness and humanity from her in her own movie.

    • @shepherdbrooks7609
      @shepherdbrooks7609 Před rokem +2

      Right?? That and her "Hey Peter Parker" are the only moments of her I really enjoyed and saw any personality.
      I really hope she comes in on the last episode of Ms Marvel or something so Kamala can meet her hero. It could be a good chance to humanize Carol more.

  • @sisu411
    @sisu411 Před 2 lety +81

    "I can do that all day"
    "Yeah I know...."
    And it was at this moment, that Cap realized, how f*cking annoying he must have been 😂😂😂😂

  • @willaverynerdyclarinetist6131
    @willaverynerdyclarinetist6131 Před 4 lety +3778

    "Go to bed or I'll sell all your toys/iphone, and/or I'll delete all your Fortnite accounts, Vbucks and Tiktok accounts."
    10/10 most genius and effective threat of the century.

  • @lvmhr
    @lvmhr Před 4 lety +3596

    3:54 *dO yOu WaNt To gO tO SpAcE PuPpY?*
    *poor antman just trying to eat his noodles*

    • @Toemeh
      @Toemeh Před 4 lety +63

      He always got distracted by eating, in the restaurant, with Rocket and the tacos😔

    • @happily_4everafter
      @happily_4everafter Před 4 lety +52

      Rocket is a r a c c o n but calls scott a p u p p y

    • @MrBlue-mm2vd
      @MrBlue-mm2vd Před 4 lety +14

      The first time I thought he said: "Do you wanna go to space, PaPi?" Xd

    • @salehabegum4584
      @salehabegum4584 Před 4 lety +5

      For some reason everytime i really notice him Scott is eating

    • @andreim.g.9299
      @andreim.g.9299 Před 4 lety +1

      Basically the USSR

  • @FWYJBVFJUD
    @FWYJBVFJUD Před 3 lety +128

    "Thor, Thor. He's back. The kid on TV just called me a d!ckhead again!"
    "The noobmaster?"
    "Yes, noobmaster69!"

  • @LuminousOriens
    @LuminousOriens Před 2 lety +21

    When Tony hugged Pete
    Awww I can't. That's adorable

  • @dominoot2652
    @dominoot2652 Před 4 lety +3351

    nebula: "Thanos killed my sister."
    Ant-man: "noted."

    • @yes.9731
      @yes.9731 Před 4 lety +103

      Dominoot he said not it

    • @Gen1Demmi
      @Gen1Demmi Před 4 lety +18

      Leah Knight Sorry, Alexi doesn’t speak much English.

    • @yes.9731
      @yes.9731 Před 4 lety +6

      Deucalion 😂

    • @jakechinn6561
      @jakechinn6561 Před 4 lety +6

      @@yes.9731 Pretty sure he said 'That it?' I mean one dead sister is literally nothing in the snap.

    • @mastim6617
      @mastim6617 Před 4 lety +29

      Jake Chinn He definitely said “not it”. He means he doesn’t want to be the one to go to 2014 (cuz of Thanos)

  • @_adyson_7338
    @_adyson_7338 Před 3 lety +17681

    “Is he asleep?”
    “No no, I’m pretty sure he’s dead.”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @ciaraeverly5259
    @ciaraeverly5259 Před 3 lety +33

    Hulk giving Scott his tacos is so cute and at the same time, makes me laugh hysterically for some reason

  • @katiebug5283
    @katiebug5283 Před 3 lety +35

    Morgan’s face when Tony says he’s got some important shit going on is impeccable 😂😂

  • @BigBForBoss
    @BigBForBoss Před 4 lety +3466

    "it's a baby."
    "It's Scott."
    *"AS A BABY!"*
    *"he'll grow. "*
    Idk why but that comedic timing of both cap and hulk is perfect lol

    • @ITZNIG3L
      @ITZNIG3L Před 4 lety +11

      Vega bring Scott back :(

    • @SupaDupaGuy
      @SupaDupaGuy Před 4 lety +40

      They were planning on leaving him as a baby😂😂😂

    • @patzandor
      @patzandor Před 4 lety +19

      Imagine if they just left him as a baby and let him grow

    • @BigBForBoss
      @BigBForBoss Před 4 lety +34

      @@patzandor a spin-off movie where all the Avengers take turns babysitting baby Scott

    • @teaspoon9687
      @teaspoon9687 Před 4 lety

      @@BigBForBoss That would be great.

  • @autoottomated266
    @autoottomated266 Před 4 lety +2483

    Why is nobody talking about *_"iT wAs rAtHeR hiM oR a TrEe"_*

    • @uglyguy2519
      @uglyguy2519 Před 4 lety +85

      *either. And how come the grey knife maniac and the racoon weren't in the menu as well?!

    • @randomgachas749
      @randomgachas749 Před 4 lety +31

      Uglyguy 25 or some BuG if she’s into that

    • @uglyguy2519
      @uglyguy2519 Před 4 lety +18

      @@randomgachas749
      The cutest bug in the galaxy, might I add XD

    • @randomgachas749
      @randomgachas749 Před 4 lety +9

      Uglyguy 25 yes for sure the cutest bug!

    • @uglyguy2519
      @uglyguy2519 Před 4 lety +7

      @Snoi Med
      And Groot probably has a branch for a penis, but he was included, wasn't he?
      (I had to like your comment for your justification for Drax)

  • @peebleshamster5189
    @peebleshamster5189 Před 3 lety +47

    6:17
    See, Most think that 3 heroes died in endgame, but it's actually 4

  • @silversnake4395
    @silversnake4395 Před 3 lety +94

    Why they bully him
    He just trying to eat his taco
    Leave the guy alone

  • @HailG3
    @HailG3 Před 4 lety +2125

    Cap: "On my way down to coordinate search and rescue."
    Loki: *"oN mY wAy DoWn tO cOoRdiNatE SeArcH aNd rEsCuE"*

    • @tonyth9240
      @tonyth9240 Před 4 lety +73

      Yeah that is Loki. Loki just being himself.
      RIP

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 Před 4 lety +34

      Steve: I can do this all day
      Also Steve: *_I cAn dO ThiS ALl dAY_*

    • @Hanna-rn6ev
      @Hanna-rn6ev Před 4 lety +22

      AND IN THE ELEVATOR THE LITTLE WAVE HE GAVE TO HULK LAHWHGSJEBDH

  • @julia.rose36
    @julia.rose36 Před 3 lety +10194

    "That IS America's ass," will always be iconic.

    • @akish302
      @akish302 Před 3 lety +134

      He ain’t lying

    • @adeonie
      @adeonie Před 2 lety +15

      LOLL

    • @rhitomkanjilal9391
      @rhitomkanjilal9391 Před 2 lety +98

      In India the dubbed version said "His future is bright"

    • @christiankirby8092
      @christiankirby8092 Před 2 lety +59

      @@rhitomkanjilal9391 that is stupid. I get why but it is still stupid.

    • @rhitomkanjilal9391
      @rhitomkanjilal9391 Před 2 lety +55

      @@christiankirby8092 Well yeah the dubbed version can never be that great as the original version

  • @santaclaus4145
    @santaclaus4145 Před 2 lety +15

    "It's Scott"
    "As a baby"
    "He'll grow"
    "Bring Scott back"
    "TIME TRAVEL!!!"
    *captain stares at him in small disappointment*

  • @kittyaya3425
    @kittyaya3425 Před 10 měsíci +9

    Tony is either an amazing father or rdj is a very good improviser
    0:47 these guys know each other so well that Nat doesn’t even hesitate to say that.

  • @tylerty5194
    @tylerty5194 Před 3 lety +13012

    I’m just disappointed they missed hulk saying “take the stairs, hate the stairs!”

  • @LeeHatake93
    @LeeHatake93 Před 4 lety +4724

    Everyone: “Noobmaster69” is Loki
    Ok, but what if he’s actually Deadpool?

    • @streamtrench2438
      @streamtrench2438 Před 4 lety +103

      YES

    • @Skaramine
      @Skaramine Před 4 lety +75

      Mind. Blown.

    • @Jojo-on7pk
      @Jojo-on7pk Před 4 lety +60

      he goes crying to his father, I'm pretty sure it's just a kid

    • @sams_not_here
      @sams_not_here Před 4 lety +149

      Nah deadpool wouldve called him a cunt and ask hows the movie’s going

    • @mcuforever1236
      @mcuforever1236 Před 4 lety +30

      Epic Sam Lol deadpool actually would have done that

  • @nika8534
    @nika8534 Před 2 lety +16

    I'm still convinced that bring Cap, Tony and Scott in one team was the best decision ever 😂

  • @bibisaraperdebaeva5542
    @bibisaraperdebaeva5542 Před 9 měsíci +3

    6:55 aww he is so adorable 🥰

  • @nathiebear
    @nathiebear Před 4 lety +3907

    "avengers endgame but it's a meme"
    Ok, so basically every time Thor is on screen?

  • @fairlyoddvic4734
    @fairlyoddvic4734 Před 4 lety +1878

    "I can do this all day."
    "yEaH i KnOw."

    • @shancathi1
      @shancathi1 Před 4 lety +44

      Steve’s so done with himself

    • @rosyellis14
      @rosyellis14 Před 4 lety +1

      Shannon Selwood lol idky ur comment made me laugh so much 😂

    • @EmDoesArt
      @EmDoesArt Před 4 lety +1

      Honestly the best part 😂

    • @milliekay8129
      @milliekay8129 Před 4 lety

      I was thinking the same thing! 😂

  • @ronin91975
    @ronin91975 Před 2 lety +6

    5:03
    "I'm....Totally from the Few-cha"😂🤣🤣

  • @meowmeow2451
    @meowmeow2451 Před 3 lety +15

    WHEN RHODEY SAID “SO HES AN IDIOT”
    THE DISAPPOINTMENT ON HIS POOR FACE OMG

  • @hannahscott5695
    @hannahscott5695 Před 4 lety +2641

    Cap: On my way back to coordinate search and rescue.
    Loki: *oN mY wAy bAcK tO cOorDinAte sEaRch aNd ReScUe*

    • @AMinnie
      @AMinnie Před 4 lety +33

      Hannah Scott this comment is so underrated 😂😂😂😂

    • @superstarpyromusic
      @superstarpyromusic Před 4 lety +8

      💀💀

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 Před 4 lety +30

      Now I really want one of the What If? Stories to be Cap and Loki teaming up.

    • @ChairDoorMan
      @ChairDoorMan Před 4 lety +5

      I mean honestly how do you keep your food down?

    • @kit15925
      @kit15925 Před 4 lety +15

      Thor: sHuT uP
      Loki: *blink blink*

  • @isaac2990
    @isaac2990 Před 3 lety +13595

    "That's horrible"
    "Its Thanos..."
    If more heroes thought like that we wouldn't have as many comic books, shows or movies

    • @drhypno6317
      @drhypno6317 Před 3 lety +356

      I mean he did commit the largest genocide out of any character that I am aware of (at least in film)

    • @isaac2990
      @isaac2990 Před 3 lety +95

      @@drhypno6317 actually I think Darkseid in the Apokolips war movie topped Thanos as Darkseid left very little alive in his wake

    • @drhypno6317
      @drhypno6317 Před 3 lety +61

      @@isaac2990 I mean yeah, he fucked the justice league up. (I have seen clips, not the whole film) but is his kill count higher than 'the anus'🤔

    • @palmarinrhea6985
      @palmarinrhea6985 Před 3 lety +11

      @@drhypno6317 and darkseid fight trigon

    • @cherryontop5615
      @cherryontop5615 Před 3 lety +3

      I’m the 999th like btw

  • @AB-rm8qc
    @AB-rm8qc Před 2 lety +15

    “He murdered my sister”
    *Natalie taking notes in the background*

  • @SPLiTBalling
    @SPLiTBalling Před 2 lety +8

    "He'll GROW!"
    Banner was really just fine with Baby Scott Lang.

  • @andres.p4123
    @andres.p4123 Před 4 lety +2144

    Every other parent: love you goodnight go to bed
    Tony: go to bed or I will sell all of your toys

  • @Waterfawl
    @Waterfawl Před 4 lety +2123

    3:36 Best part of the whole movie.
    “He asleep?”
    “Nah.... pretty sure he’s dead.”

    • @sea5205
      @sea5205 Před 4 lety +5

      Waterfawl literally 😭😂😂😭

    • @vvi95a
      @vvi95a Před 4 lety +1

      Lol

    • @shaylafey
      @shaylafey Před 4 lety +34

      Rhodey is so underappreciated

    • @havesparkles3046
      @havesparkles3046 Před 4 lety +11

      And it was impromptu 😭😂

    • @jessicarainesart
      @jessicarainesart Před 4 lety +5

      LOL I cackle no matter how many times I’ve seen that part

  • @jeremiahscott2032
    @jeremiahscott2032 Před 2 lety +34

    4:07 did he say “noted” or “not it”?

    • @atharva3017
      @atharva3017 Před 2 lety +2

      Not it. As in he's not gonna go on vormir

    • @zed311
      @zed311 Před 2 lety

      Nut it

  • @josh800
    @josh800 Před 3 lety +24

    2:53 confirmed by the directors to be Wong

  • @rosiefilms552
    @rosiefilms552 Před 3 lety +8926

    It’s Thor’s “of course” that gets me every time

    • @mishkarae
      @mishkarae Před 3 lety +164

      He says it so perfectly! 😂

    • @jbg0801
      @jbg0801 Před 3 lety +130

      What gets me is the actual definition of Groot's response. Supposedly, Groot actually says "I like knives"

    • @ljongunnar8839
      @ljongunnar8839 Před 3 lety +5

      Fax

    • @stutisharma8769
      @stutisharma8769 Před 3 lety +2

      I am your 1k like 😁😁

    • @harpy0586
      @harpy0586 Před 3 lety +10

      I cant pronounce R's anymore because of that line

  • @Lumbagel_
    @Lumbagel_ Před 3 lety +8323

    Tony’s daughter: Shit,
    Tony: No we don’t say that word
    Tony’s daughter: Why are you up?
    Tony: Cause I got some important shit going on!

  • @densshams5863
    @densshams5863 Před 3 lety +11

    'the choices were him, or a tree' gets me everytime

  • @dillongeorge5866
    @dillongeorge5866 Před 3 lety +11

    I am very shocked that Hawkeye’s meme worthy “Don’t do that. *Don’t give me hope* “ line was not in this video

  • @betsyjones822
    @betsyjones822 Před 3 lety +7586

    Did anyone else see Loki waving at the Hulk as the elevator doors shut?

    • @HauntingMarikh
      @HauntingMarikh Před 3 lety +40

      Timestamp?

    • @JassonQuill
      @JassonQuill Před 3 lety +214

      @@HauntingMarikh 4:38

    • @ihastigers
      @ihastigers Před 3 lety +41

      Is that in a different movie besides endgame?

    • @serenashah4527
      @serenashah4527 Před 3 lety +41

      @@ihastigers yeah it’s from Avengers 1

    • @jehoiachincabalhin3154
      @jehoiachincabalhin3154 Před 3 lety +263

      Yeeaahh just saw it. Daamn so that's one of the reason Hulk got angry, he just got rejected from entering the elevator and he saw Loki waving at him lmao

  • @bethmia
    @bethmia Před 4 lety +1557

    ‘That’s America’s ass’ is honestly so iconic
    Damn I love Scott
    4:23

    • @v4dc4r85
      @v4dc4r85 Před 4 lety +38

      Beth mia
      Years from now I’ll still be saying “America’s ass” and “Asgard’s ass” every time I see Loki and Rogers

    • @DorkOrc
      @DorkOrc Před 4 lety +49

      Honestly it’s so funny how gay Scott is for Steve lmao

    • @johnrodriguez1922
      @johnrodriguez1922 Před 4 lety +27

      @@DorkOrc hes just the fangirl in a nutshell. Its amazing

    • @McQueenFAN95
      @McQueenFAN95 Před 4 lety +29

      “Alright, flick me”
      The way he poses kills me

    • @bright-lightsuicide3576
      @bright-lightsuicide3576 Před 4 lety +6

      Scott is so underrated, I love him so much

  • @lucifermorningstar3709
    @lucifermorningstar3709 Před 2 lety +7

    The “He’ll grow!” by Bruce is perhaps the best line in all of Marvel

  • @Athenabadassinthearena
    @Athenabadassinthearena Před 2 lety +5

    The last conversation between Peter Quill and Thor gets me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

  • @jessicamurphy5553
    @jessicamurphy5553 Před 4 lety +3201

    4:40 I just noticed Loki going “bye, bye” with his hands 🤣

    • @daliapatino3446
      @daliapatino3446 Před 4 lety +43

      Haha lol

    • @romina2185
      @romina2185 Před 3 lety +28

      I noticed when I watched the movie for the first time

    • @sayraaarora5199
      @sayraaarora5199 Před 3 lety +46

      That too after the hulk smash...god loki ily so so so much

    • @jetskiowner
      @jetskiowner Před 3 lety +37

      Yeah Loki's waves get me everytime😂

    • @aly5s1a
      @aly5s1a Před 3 lety +41

      Loki is just **chefs kiss**

  • @golisopodgaming2201
    @golisopodgaming2201 Před 4 lety +10047

    "Thats a baby"
    "It's Scott "
    "As a baby"
    "He'll grow"
    "Bring Scott back!"
    One of the best parts of the whole mcu

    • @carlycraig4047
      @carlycraig4047 Před 4 lety +267

      Steve was so done 😂

    • @Sodium-Chloride
      @Sodium-Chloride Před 4 lety +70

      This is an underrated comment tbh

    • @McQueenFAN95
      @McQueenFAN95 Před 4 lety +119

      “You were kidding right?”
      “I don’t know we’re talking about time travel, either all of it’s a joke or none of it is”

    • @spideygirl13
      @spideygirl13 Před 4 lety +77

      i see this as an absolute win

    • @raywilly6830
      @raywilly6830 Před 4 lety +19

      I see this as an absolute win.

  • @X.ChristianoBangnaldo.X
    @X.ChristianoBangnaldo.X Před 11 měsíci +2

    Tony calling Rocket a Build-a-bear and Rocket's reaction hits different after GOTG Vol.3

  • @bryangracia1872
    @bryangracia1872 Před 3 lety +2

    The beginning moment always gets me. I really just love the idea of playing some practical game with nebula but always having to be on some sort of guard like tony is cause you never know lmao

  • @Clefthedoctor
    @Clefthedoctor Před 3 lety +2897

    Therapist: hulk dabbing isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
    Dabbing hulk:

  • @MysticSarahh
    @MysticSarahh Před 3 lety +9

    I love how when Rocket sees Thor again, he looks up at Hulk like "Are you f*cking serious?" and he returns one like "Sadly, yes."

  • @JaredSafren
    @JaredSafren Před 3 lety +9

    Tony Stark Parenting 101:
    How to get your kid(s) to go to sleep-
    “Go to bed or ill sell all your toys”

  • @RainbowFactory024
    @RainbowFactory024 Před 4 lety +2891

    5:58 to 6:15. Actual tears.
    Tony is so immediately annoyed by Peter's endless gabbing, but he is so happy to have him back that he just cannot be mad. Feels man.

    • @kaazdov2536
      @kaazdov2536 Před 4 lety +145

      GalaxyPants more like "holy sht he's alive"

    • @ilikebigtings.-.856
      @ilikebigtings.-.856 Před 4 lety +33

      KaazDov Baby Morgan “shit”

    • @naomicartmell8975
      @naomicartmell8975 Před 4 lety +78

      And then 10 minutes later Tony dies and so do I.

    • @ziixgz
      @ziixgz Před 4 lety +43

      Fuck it’s too *wholesome*

    • @kaylol934
      @kaylol934 Před 4 lety +27

      I bawled my eyeballs out of their sockets when I saw that

  • @yes9825
    @yes9825 Před 4 lety +8029

    best villain in the mcu:
    thanos ❌
    noobmaster69 ✅

  • @TheFakeTraitor
    @TheFakeTraitor Před 3 měsíci +2

    "Ooooooh~ yes use knives!~🤩" BRO THAT HAD ME STUFFED IN A CASKET BEFORE IT EVEN HAPPENED-

  • @prodbynxne2297
    @prodbynxne2297 Před 2 lety +2

    Love these movies but its funny how much comedic relief, a list casting and product placement drive them haha

  • @Wise_ghost
    @Wise_ghost Před 4 lety +3797

    “Go cry to your father you little weasel.”
    Is it just me or does that sound like a Harry Potter reference?

    • @aleahpowell5524
      @aleahpowell5524 Před 4 lety +136

      Norah Lejbik it sounds like something Malfoy would say to Harry lol 😆 even though Malfoy was the one who mad eye moody turned into a weasel 😂😂😂

    • @fh4justin563
      @fh4justin563 Před 4 lety +53

      Aleah Powell, actually a ferret, but the humour remains. (;

    • @ooooo2680
      @ooooo2680 Před 4 lety +8

      Oh yea

    • @anavybluemystery3486
      @anavybluemystery3486 Před 4 lety +39

      yeah kinda thing draco would say to ron
      tho harry could say it to draco with all his 'my father will hear about this'

    • @LamLe-M.O.C
      @LamLe-M.O.C Před 4 lety +31

      "Go cry to your father you little Weasley"