Story wise it was to smuggle dinosaur embryos to sell them for a lot of $$$$ But tbh if you haven't watched the first Jurassic Park film it's easier if you just imagine it as a shaving cream can and the characters just really wanted to get a nice shave
3:50 I just love the fact that it looks like he's adjusting himself to fit through the two containers instead of compromising his massively dominant pose
4:59 Moment= Force Applied x Perpendicular Distance from the pivot By t-posing, Jess increases the distance creating a greater moment and starting the engine faster... *Pure genius*
@@starchlord2882 are you really expecting me to take you serious while using the term "beta-male" unironically and implying that being female is somewhat bad...over a harmless joke on the internet? Incels these days are getting wild smh
Man this game was and is still good in my opinion but damn T-Posing makes everything better doesn't it Why do game developers even bother with animating you can just leave the animations as is
I was kinda hoping the dinosaurs would T-Pose as well xD. I'll just be happy thinking about Rexy flailing those tiny arms and the trike from the beginning as well...
No, it was too perfect for the world that Telltale had no other choice but to close up shop. Making a game with such beautiful T-Poses is enough for a game dev.
Can someone please tell me what the damn can is for?
It's Barbasol a shaving cream. Shaving cream is a frothy cosmetic cream applied to body hair, usually facial hair, to facilitate shaving.
Story wise it was to smuggle dinosaur embryos to sell them for a lot of $$$$
But tbh if you haven't watched the first Jurassic Park film it's easier if you just imagine it as a shaving cream can and the characters just really wanted to get a nice shave
Better question, why didn't the guy jump into the water with the can to try to avoid the T-rex?
Really now so u never seen the original Jurassic park movie ???? That's where it's from
@@chupamishuevos303 I've never seen it. And I was old enough to have seen it when it came out as well. 😎
1:39 When T posing can save your life
It does look like that doesnt it.
She became a part of the branch
I am one with the branch and the branch is with me
I mean it does look like her arms would get ripped of but she lives lol.
*Death Toll: 9923*
Alan: Do not move a muscle.
*T-poses and does nothing.*
*"ALAN"*
@@dpo2362 *"ANAL"*
You're T-posing on the IRS
I'm doing it too
Possibly to aasert dominance
The kirby in your profile also doing T pose
4:00 "No time, hide!"
*bonk*
*tree impersonation*
Bernard Tousin oh god that was great XD
*illusion 100*
That VietCong soldiers 's secret technique
Bernard Tousin 😂
@Niko Peludo I'm deeply moved, thank you.
Another day with my action figures in my sandbox...
DarthMessias .....only with sound effects and a ten piece orchestra
@@jacobc8036 that is one fancy playground
#RichPeople
LMAO AT ALL THESE COMMENTS 😂😂😂
2:45 He looked like Naruto running LMFAO
Rachel Justice local naruto fan running from the school bully
more like an airplane
Tpose naruto run
Rachel Justice thought I was the only one
ISSE NO SE DE
FUMIKOMU GORAIN
BOKURA WA NANIMO NANIMO MADA SHIRANU
3:50 I just love the fact that it looks like he's adjusting himself to fit through the two containers instead of compromising his massively dominant pose
That made me laugh so hard
NikHem343 AM IN TEARS LOL
HAHAHAH
I was going to comment that, but I found your comment
Ya I fucking lost it when he sidestepped
Now i understand why they are called T-rex
Lol
Myyra E V E R Y B O D Y. l I K E D T H A T
This was the best
T-Rex is in name only, they can’t pose with stubs
@@demarion3447 r/woosh
1:49
*Proceeds to hold her self on the rock with Head*
With her teeth
@@theternal the power of Colgate
they're trying to intimidate the dinos by asserting their dominance constantly
Doesn't looks like it's working.
Crostil *And here you see there territorial stance.... To state there dominance of there territory.*
The most Gerry could do was give the rex a stiff karate chop to her calves.
@@larrycung9131
It didn't work for me either
looks like some kid playing with his dolls
Dr.Fail omg im crying
my exact thought. :)
"You got a friend in me" fading in.
There called action figures but ya I was going to say that.
IT'S ACTION FIGURES MOM!!
3:26 Trying to give the t rex's leg a hug
Fucking lmao
Instead karate chops it.
A_Humble_ Gamer or a high five
LMFAO
Honestly the funniest part of this was 4:03 -- "No time, hide!" *presses face into tree* #master of stealth
His arms are so stiff they could easily pass for branches.
5:02 Here comes the aeroplane!
Naruto
@@trigger1threestrikes798 T-posing Naruto? Damn animes get even weirder these days.
@@salt-upon-wounds9909 yo mate
-Osama Bin Laden,2001
:D
-plane crash*
Humans are clearly the superior being as their body shape allows them to t-pose proving their dominance over the primitive life forms
Are you gonna start requesting Lego Star Wars on my channel too now?
@@dpo2362 if the models can t-pose then yes
@@God_gundam36 Nice man
liberty prime *It only makes logical sense....*
dinosaurs are constantly doing jazz hands so idk man that's pretty powerful
2:05
Rare video of Naruto slowly walking
Slowly running
4:35 he didn’t even need to use his arms. I give that respect.
2:46. Never had I expected to see a man doing a Naruto run from a T-Rex
YoshiBlitZ The First what do you mean?, who wouldn’t naruto run away from a T-rex, that’s every persons dream
@@xxtruedahkneshxx8422 You have some Badass dreams
@@trufa3293 B
D
E
Naruto running from dinosaurs. Works everytime.
Exactly what I was thinking lol
👍😋
Kennisaurus thank you for commenting this or I would of never noticed it, now I am in tears
**Silhuette intensifies**
3:58
It looks like he's actually trying to assert domiance with a T-pose lol
Hardgore, ChäoS and it failed miserably
And 3:28
4:00
c’mon we gotta run
No time (plants face in tree)
U
T
Ull
(*plants* face in tree)
Yes
I don't think I've seen anything funnier than someone falling down a cliff in half t-pose.
What about someone falling down a cliff in full t-pose?
Soon...
@@dpo2362 OH SHIT
What i love in this video is the lack of animation for the Dinosaurs too
So, technically, *THEY ARE TRYING TO T-POSE!*
*Damn, dinos were smart*
Clever girls
Sadly their arms are too short to go full t-pose
@@sirswab
I cried
If you can't beat them, join them.
4:59
Moment= Force Applied x Perpendicular Distance from the pivot
By t-posing, Jess increases the distance creating a greater moment and starting the engine faster...
*Pure genius*
*T-POSE TO MAKE LIFE EASIER*
4:30
You may have heard of a hip check... but you ain’t never seen a *T-pose Check*
Y
2:42 me running from my responsibilities
You are either female or beta-male.
@@starchlord2882 are you really expecting me to take you serious while using the term "beta-male" unironically and implying that being female is somewhat bad...over a harmless joke on the internet? Incels these days are getting wild smh
@@starchlord2882 Oh you poor incel bastard.
@@starchlord2882
Oh boy another fucking incel
5:06 me kissing trouble
4:03 This man has some *_IQ_*
omg lol
*INTELECT 110*
*IMPLANTS HEAD INTO TREE TO HIDE*
4:09
You are to advanced if you start a car while doing the T-pose
And she's driving without hands.
1:49
When you rather maintain your T-pose than try and survive your fall
I
even in death she is T-posing
@@_Sheepy T pose is life!
@@superlikesoupbruhmobile1793 and death!
Im reading your comments people and im dying of laughter 😅🤣
This is what Telltale Games needed. The lack of T-pose was their demise.
This game now has a reason to exist.
This man is role playing as an airplane during a T-rex chasing him! 5:03😂
Edit:Wow thanks for the likes😁
He was trying to take off
Derpy Zert nyooooom
Zoooooooooom
Thanking ppl for likes is pointless. It’s not like they’re gonna come back to see ur edit
Congratulations
You reached 297 likes
The T-Rex is not T-posing, I'm mildly disappointed.
Just imagine how much funnier would that be!
He's trying
You wouldn't see these tiny arms, he just couldn't sadly...
He is doing his refrence pose but its not a t-pose
The movement of the upper body of the T-Rex is fixed.
In other words, he has the same pose as other characters.
4:31
This was too much..
My stomach hurts from laughing so Much, Im crying
Jajajaja
Nyooom
Godspeed Telltale
F
F
TELLTALE IS DEAD╯﹏╰
F
F
Steven Spielberg would be proud of what he accomplished.
5:26 has me dead 😂
3:29 Take THAT!!!
*C R I T I C A L H I T*
@@livingghost5930 👌🤣
Disappointed that the Trex didnt T-Pose
Or Troodon.
But, they were T-Posed?
They did
after all he is a *T* -rex
I don't see the shape of a T, So I don't count that as a T-POSE
0:58 T-pose to assert your dominance over the T-Rex
He took this 10/10 game and made it 11/10
Welcome... to t-pose park
"Say again"
*"We have T-pose"*
czcams.com/video/QLbvR4x0EMI/video.html
Life
Finds a way
Now that Is what i call unjustified hatred
Oh god
Life...finds a pose...
Roll credits
2:40
guy: *talks*
dino: ok
guy: *picks up can*
dino: NANI
0:53 why does the dinosaur sound like a motorcycle
Just noticed I fucking love you now lmao
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
don't you know motorcycles ARE THE DINOSAURS O.o
Dinos swallow motorcycles, Qwerty.
Because the sound came from an alligator which make motorcycle like sounds.
4:49 0.25 speed
Well that was a mistake
Lol
Rexie's just playing with him. "Wheeee!"
Lmmmaooo
*lenny face*
1:47 Dentists recommend Colgate
Fucking Lmao
Go to 4:34 and select 0.25x speed.
Now make sure that you have headphones on and to turn up your volume.
You're welcome.
o_O
What was I looking for
I think you mean 4:33
@@cooliostarstache5474 IM DYING😭😂😭😂😭😂
4:35 I mean if you can pull yourself up onto that thing without using your hands That's damn impressive.
F
I was hoping the T-rex was going to T-pose...
It looks like they're naruto running
it was t-posing, we just cant tell because TINY ARMS
The rex's arms are meant to be in that relaxed form. It would just cause deformation for the arms to bend abnormally to the sides.
T-posing for the T-Rex this T-hanksgiving
I'm sorry 🙊
Your rent is 6 months overdue.
*Get out.*
2:45 definitely needed all the down force he could get!
Bruh, what if you wanted to eat a human because you're a dinosaur.
But the human said...
*T-Pose*
Man this game was and is still good in my opinion but damn T-Posing makes everything better doesn't it
Why do game developers even bother with animating you can just leave the animations as is
This game sucked ass
They would just kick the animators out of a job if they don’t even bother animating it. And that’s not good for me
*If they asserted their dominance hard enough in the beginning, none of this would have happened*
5:27 Face Slap!
Would be 11/10 if the t- Rex also had a tiny arm T pose
4:31 I like how Oscar opened the door to assert his dominance
When you have places to go but you also have to retain that dominance
They are T-Posing to assert dominance, that's why they survived
Looks like they constantly try to fly while being chased by a dino.
5:12
this would have saved telltale from those layoffs
absolute gold
3:23 "everyone,we have a problem"
Yes,you have a big one
Translation: jurassic park game but *you're God*
Death Toll: *9923*
*3:45* he is being crucified to the tree
no
This is what I imagine Andy's toys act like when he enters the room
4:02 "No time, hide!" *sticks face in tree trunk* 🤣🤣
2:40 nice naruto run
LOL
X loop more like a soccer player celebrating
Everyone pretending to be an aeroplane so that the dinos eat.
i like how the all of the humans maintain a blank facial expression, even while they're terrified. that's dedication!!
“How do we survive the dinosaurs?”
“WE ASSERT OUR DOMINANCE.”
Looks like a elementary school video project gone horribly wrong.
The dinos do not know what they are dealing with
they are dealing with a force stronger than god himself
0:47 when teacher walks into the classroom
Students :
This is hilarious 😂 I had to pause the video so many time just so I wouldn’t miss anything while wheezing😂😂😂
1:17 Lmao I can't stop laughing
5:12 we’ve got liftoff bois
when there's no internet so you just play with your action figures
5:47 baby penguin attempting to take flight
Looks more a Gmod animation
I was kinda hoping the dinosaurs would T-Pose as well xD. I'll just be happy thinking about Rexy flailing those tiny arms and the trike from the beginning as well...
AHHHH I MISSED THIS XD
Things have been stressful lately
Good to see something like this
5:23"I believe i can flyyy!"
*When you absolutely have to do T-pose no matter what.*
"Can you feel it?"
Yes. Yes I can
Ign rated 11/10
thank you for doing this
No wonder Telltale got bankrupt, releasing a game this broken. Refunded.
This is perfect dummy. This is peak performance
No, it was too perfect for the world that Telltale had no other choice but to close up shop. Making a game with such beautiful T-Poses is enough for a game dev.
me: *looks at can*
....
me: HOLY CRAP THATS JASON BOURNE
This made me feel good inside. Thank you
This is fabulous.
Do Detroit become human 500% facial expressions
Behn 101 y e s
He can't do it now but when he'll be able to, he said I'll do it -he have to- 😅
My moms about to beat me because of bad grade, I use T-pose and she ran away
This is fantastic.
Absolute art.
2:44 Is that a Naruto's reference? 😂
No requests but your videos are the best goddamn thing on CZcams xdd
This is great
I’m crying so much I love this