no matter how bad my day, this clip always makes me feel better! thanks adam :) nice to kno that guys aren't as superficial as us girls sometimes think
I like how all the magazines have comprehensive articles on how to please men. From my experience it's not that difficult. I know how to cook and I like sex so I'm set. Most men will come no matter what the sex is like so it makes more sense to focus on my pleasure than his.
@ninuxy Women's magazines don't advertise health, they advertise beauty. Not the same thing, and the message they convey is more likely to foster eating disorders and self-esteem issues than to actually motivate women into healthy weight-loss. Those magazines don't counter obesity, they target anyone with even a few extra pounds; they feed off of insecurity. And either way, obesity isn't really the biggest problem in the USA right now.
to everyone that is wodering yes i am a guy and my statement below is regarding this video around 1:42. adam hills is not just being funny he is telling the truth. well ok there is a 8% amount of guys that are really picky but the rest of us arnt
Good man :P So far as she's concerned - Don't ask how I know this, but I guess i've got a brilliant memory for useless shit. She was in Neighbours, then tried to make a Kylie and make a pop career - had 1 hit, and now makes a living with cameo film & telly appearances (Taken's the one I saw her in)
@ninuxy IMO, self-esteem issues, weight-obsessing, and body image problems caused by seeking physical perfection are just as unfavorable as obesity, but whatever you want.
@palebluedot Well, now, we can't have that! This box isn't just a London hopper, you know. It goes anywhere in the universe, free of charge. What do you think? You could stay here, fill your life with work and food and sleep. Or you could go... anywhere.
if that in fact is true, and by what I read in the comments I'm starting to believe it more and more.. Than I'm now the happiest girl on earth. Cause I was convinced otherwise but I desperately want to be wrong!
great aussie comedian but it would not be a computer science degree as that is more toward I.T but it would be a Graphic Design degree to learn how to manipulate images using photoshop. Im a graphic designer and just thought id bring this up.
@ninuxy I'm not saying you're wrong about obesity rates being a problem, I'm saying that women's magazines don't have the solutions, which you seem to know, so I'm not sure why you said in your last post that women shouldn't listen to Adam Hills (ie, should listen to women's magazines).
@Kassie0ate0a0cow He's right about the guys! Yes, there are some jerks out there, but most guys are much less fussy about women's appearance than women think. I've heard this over and over from guys. Put it this way, if they're having sex with a woman, they truly couldn't give a rat's ass if she has perfect this or that. They're just happy to be having sex!
@utherson101 I'm wondering if all the people who upped your comment were girls xD is it really true? And are you a guy? If it's true then it would brighten my life seriously
@ninuxy Do a little research. Obesity isn't caused by people just not caring about how they look. Its caused by a lot of factors, but poverty is the main one. It isn't a coincidence that the states with the highest obesity rates are also the poorest. When all you have access to is processed junk food, and you have to work 3 jobs with no time to exercise just to make ends meet, its very, very hard to lose weight. Making people feel like shit about their bodies isn't going to solve the problem.
If some bloke was talking to me, and suddenly said some line from dirty dancing, i wouldn't know what the hell he was talking about, cos i refuse to watch that shit. I'd be happier to talk about the footy, or a fishing show
@ninuxy And the guys are no better! Never been to the country but just about every sitcom and TV show from the USA is about some lard-arse and his skinny wife.
I love Adam. This sketch is fantastic. He's such a nice guy and just SO funny. I love him, I love him, I love him.
Adam Hllls knows what it's all about. As always.
"I'm just glad i've found someone who wants to kiss me and has a favorite episode of the simpsons."
probably my favorite stand up quote ever.
I love this guy! never an off word in his comedy. impressive, and well thought out.
Absolute legend.
Well.. he ain't wrong.
Love him :)
This man speaks the truth!
Genius. Thanks for the post.
I don't even care if he's not funny- Adam Hills makes me happy ;p
what an awesome bloke!!! makes me feel good every time i listen to 'im
He is so beautiful! He speaks so beautifully!
i think this was one of his best bits.
funny + message is always awesome
Going to see Adam Hills live tomorrow night. Can't wait. :D
This video added on my birthday =)
He's so brilliant
no matter how bad my day, this clip always makes me feel better! thanks adam :) nice to kno that guys aren't as superficial as us girls sometimes think
This is all true!!! I love him so much!
If Oz guys are like that, I'm coming over!!
Awww this made me happy (:
I like how all the magazines have comprehensive articles on how to please men. From my experience it's not that difficult. I know how to cook and I like sex so I'm set. Most men will come no matter what the sex is like so it makes more sense to focus on my pleasure than his.
Exactly. How to please your man: Show up naked. Bring beer. Possibly pizza too.
That's it!!
i hope girls listen to this because basicly hes spot on
Adam's jokes are hilarious and thought provoking.. right blokes? :P
LOL. adam i love u.
"u only buy shit if u feel shit"
thats gona be my new motto :D
2:02 Aww!
I love this!
Wow, what a great stand up!
He wears it quite regularly, the t-shirt's been seen in the Comedy Store special.
BWA HA HA HA HA!
Love it !!
He's so right. Have you seen the "before/after" diet ads in those magazines? The 'before' bodies are perfectly fine!
As a photographer, I totally agree. I hate that magazines feel the need to photoshop model's bodies when they are perfectly fine without it. :)
adam hills rocks XD
@ninuxy Women's magazines don't advertise health, they advertise beauty. Not the same thing, and the message they convey is more likely to foster eating disorders and self-esteem issues than to actually motivate women into healthy weight-loss. Those magazines don't counter obesity, they target anyone with even a few extra pounds; they feed off of insecurity. And either way, obesity isn't really the biggest problem in the USA right now.
@DangerasTM I know, i mean martial arts as in "martial arts in general".
@ninuxy
Very, very sure.
to everyone that is wodering yes i am a guy and my statement below is regarding this video around 1:42. adam hills is not just being funny he is telling the truth. well ok there is a 8% amount of guys that are really picky but the rest of us arnt
@DangerasTM switch MMA to martial arts and you pretty much summed up my dream girl. Kick ass girls FTW.
@Felipe058
Be still my heart!
She was in Prison Break... the dancer/stripper...
Never watched the show, just saw that part
if you can make me sammiches your a keeper
It's all true, ladies.
I have an apple mac now all I need is a computer science degree...
@checkerboard12345 thanks?
Go you big red fire engine!
Tummy drummy!!!
Good man :P
So far as she's concerned - Don't ask how I know this, but I guess i've got a brilliant memory for useless shit.
She was in Neighbours, then tried to make a Kylie and make a pop career - had 1 hit, and now makes a living with cameo film & telly appearances (Taken's the one I saw her in)
@ninuxy IMO, self-esteem issues, weight-obsessing, and body image problems caused by seeking physical perfection are just as unfavorable as obesity, but whatever you want.
he wore it on mock the week too, maybe its his lucky shirt? ^-^
Ahahaha, brilliant.
And it was all true.
@palebluedot Well, now, we can't have that! This box isn't just a London hopper, you know. It goes anywhere in the universe, free of charge. What do you think? You could stay here, fill your life with work and food and sleep. Or you could go... anywhere.
Ooh, I like how he segued the Christian church into that sketch.
9 people had their legs drawn on.
@Azmodeus87 MMA is martial arts....Mixed Martial Arts
if that in fact is true, and by what I read in the comments I'm starting to believe it more and more.. Than I'm now the happiest girl on earth. Cause I was convinced otherwise but I desperately want to be wrong!
And you know the joke at the end of the day?
Guys aren't that fussy!
It's funny because it's true!
@ninuxy
That's ridiculous. Nobody is going to maintain their health just based on those fashion magazines. That's insane.
So. Flaming. True. One of the reasons I refuse to read them.
@Felipe058
...
I may be in love
yeah well my uncle's adam hills... *shifty eyes*
@Azmodeus87 hey aslong as she looks good in a Gi and knows the difference between an Americana and a Kimura im happy (look up Kyra Gracie) :)
Puahahah..... its all true!
I fix photos!
and they make you feel shit so you will buy the shit
@palebluedot you shall not pass? too easy right?:)
great aussie comedian but it would not be a computer science degree as that is more toward I.T but it would be a Graphic Design degree to learn how to manipulate images using photoshop.
Im a graphic designer and just thought id bring this up.
@silkedenise every woman is SOMEBODIES :P, somebodies sister, mother, girl, whatever :P
"unattainable," yet many look like that in their 20s.
I think you mean "takes care of themselves."
@ninuxy I'm not saying you're wrong about obesity rates being a problem, I'm saying that women's magazines don't have the solutions, which you seem to know, so I'm not sure why you said in your last post that women shouldn't listen to Adam Hills (ie, should listen to women's magazines).
I totally agree with this and I'm a girl. xD
if he talked with an american accent, he would sound a lot like jerry seinfeld.
@utherson101 oh and i cant spell
Hmmm... I'd be more impressed if a guy quoted from the Lord of the Rings or Doctor Who.
@Kassie0ate0a0cow He's right about the guys! Yes, there are some jerks out there, but most guys are much less fussy about women's appearance than women think. I've heard this over and over from guys. Put it this way, if they're having sex with a woman, they truly couldn't give a rat's ass if she has perfect this or that. They're just happy to be having sex!
lol all i care about is if the girl likes MMA metal Anime and action movies your pretty much golden after that
wow, he looks sexy there. He looks much younger
You can't. The Christian church already use it. It has been trademarked.
hehe your sucha bragger tansy!
@utherson101 I'm wondering if all the people who upped your comment were girls xD is it really true? And are you a guy? If it's true then it would brighten my life seriously
is he telling the truth? I know the he is about the beauty mags, but about the guys? I know he's joking about the simpson thing though xD
@ninuxy
Do a little research. Obesity isn't caused by people just not caring about how they look. Its caused by a lot of factors, but poverty is the main one. It isn't a coincidence that the states with the highest obesity rates are also the poorest. When all you have access to is processed junk food, and you have to work 3 jobs with no time to exercise just to make ends meet, its very, very hard to lose weight. Making people feel like shit about their bodies isn't going to solve the problem.
if a guy quoted dirty dancing at me, I'd prolly not know he was doing it.. saw the start of that movie, but it was boring so I watched something else.
If some bloke was talking to me, and suddenly said some line from dirty dancing, i wouldn't know what the hell he was talking about, cos i refuse to watch that shit. I'd be happier to talk about the footy, or a fishing show
@palebluedot I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
@ninuxy And the guys are no better! Never been to the country but just about every sitcom and TV show from the USA is about some lard-arse and his skinny wife.