ALL OF r/BONEAPPLETEA
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Almost an hour of the top posts from r/Boneappletea Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Robin ► / @itsboobin
Jack ► / @jaymick
Damien ► / @damienlee
Damien | Don't a soon things: 00;00;00;00
Robin | Linguine try on haul: 00:09:52:18
Damien | Skin milk with that: 00:23:04:25
Jack | Soup of side: 00:34:34:07
Jack | Taste tea dinner: 00:49:09:13 - Komedie
as a crushed asian, i can confirm that doctors highly advice people to not eat us.
as a non-crushed non-asian, i hope people stop crushing you guys, :( it sounds very painful.
@@TransfemMuffinyeah I’ll stop crushing asians
as someone who hasn't watched the video yet, im terrified
what happenned who crushed you
as a non-crushed non-asian, why do people crush y'all
I got jumpscared so hard when Robin starts narating, i'm not even mad about it. I'm laughing even, idk why but it made my day better, thanks man
same
same
Same
keep the “same” chain gonig fellas
Oh yeah Robin the terror from under the sea submerges every so often (like each three hours these days) to terrorise people with his sense of humor
20:03 Robin just struggling with gastroenterologist and just quickly shouting “Tummy doctor!” Is by far the funniest thing I’ve seen this week
Gas Chroh Enter Oller Gist
i keep thinking it’s r/bonapetit
@Meandnotyou968lmao
@Meandnotyou968i love rick a slay
bone apple teeth
@@ReaISepiroththat’s what ssstalkerwolf says
R/woosh
The urethra image at 21:42 is SO incredibly funny
the what
🤨
I made a comment about this before I saw yours lol
When you said "dog fetus" I let out a sound that sounds like a sneeze so my overprotective russian mom thinks I have lung cancer now.
Thanks I guess.
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11:25 what's the real one i thought it was standing ovulation
@@AverageConsumer-uj8smStanding ovation
57:52 kit AND kaboodle. Basically the whole nine yards, the whole enchilada, etc.
1:01:04 they’re trying to say “cuisine.”
Genuinely did not know that version of the phrase, so thanks for that
Kit and caboodle: the entire thing, all that is included. A New England slang term referencing a kit (backpack) and kaboodle (bundles) someone might carry on a long trip.
i hate it when people say that ADHD doesnt exist when it has a hundred years of research behind it
It's also the most researched mental condition.
That kind of statement is the result of not only not researching the topic, but also lacking the ability to read and comprehend the research material anyway.
@@Noobzlikeu huh?
@@doe9000 My comment was simply adding on to what you said.
pov my mum when i tell her ive been struggling with (insert symptoms of adhd)
the “OH THATS ON PURPOSE” was so relatable 😂
i just watched an hour and six minutes of boneappletea and i must say that was shocking.
Bs, it just came out
r/quityourbullshit
r/quityourbullshit
R/kys (keep yourself safe"
airy pfp
To be fair, for the longest time I ALSO thought it was "hard not-life", because they weren't truly living. Is that correct? No. But I think it makes sense
havent watched the entire video yet and this comment scares me bc I THOUGHT THAT TOO assuming you're talking about the disney song
That does make sense in context so I want to add it to my vocabulary however I think the Orphan Annie song is Hard Knock life. As in life knocks you down but you get back up like the newer phrase: School of Hard Knocks
The fact that he had three tries to read “osteoporosis” correctly and he did not
I think every time they say something like "polish cousin" they mean cuisine.
Eating crushed Asians sounds extremely morbid
just wait until you hear about shellac or nonhuman animal products
"This Pickle in Me" Sounds like an adult film parody of Despicable Me
Lol yeah
"The Minions have finally gotten over their obsession with bananas. They've now become hyper-fixated on homosexual relations with their employer involving various forms of preserved vegetables... and kept their love of organized gang crime as well."
"kit and caboodle. everything available; usually preceded by `the' "
This subreddit reminds me of a video I watched where somebody's grandma forgot the word for caterpillars and called them pedophiles instead
Those words don't even remotely similar? How?
26:19 Actually, automated captions are labelled as automatic. The English-en setting means they were manually set.
"Home of phobic." Where all the phobias live.
15:17 this one came up while I was eating raw cookie dough straight from the tube, using a plastic spoon
16:34 I am actually shaking rn. Too much cookie dough?
As someone who has ADHD (and suffers daily because of it) I get really upset when people refuse to believe it exists, probably unreasonably so lol
can relate ngl
Same
it's hard to just listen at these without watching, most sound right and it's hard to pick up on what's actually wrong
With low volume, listening to Damien is so much funnier because of the silent pauses
did i just watch an hour and six minutes of boneappletea? no, the video just came out
thanks so much for making videos. they genuinely brighten my day.
I swear, this is the only subreddit that makes me laugh so hard I start crying🤣🤣🤣
fave channel back at it, found in first minute cuz its so good
I have been bingewatching your videos since last week and have subscribed. I cannot express how much I'm laughing when I'm blazing at one of your videos 🖤 keep up the amazing work Emkay!
*gazing lol
I don't think its healthy to be blazing, maybe put the fire out?
@@gameslab2500 no I'm pretty sure I meant blaze 😂
@vitaaviandhono2506 no. Just no. You see, blazing is when something is either extremely hot (physically not attractivly) or on fire. This does not make sense in this context.
@gameslab2500 omg, relax 😂 it's just a slang my friends and I use when we "blaze up". If you know you know, if you don't, there's no need to explain what blazing is. You don't like watching people have fun, do you...
My eggs eye and tea was really crushing me this morning thanks for the upload
Well, better a personal circumcision than a public one.
They do them in front of a giant crowd sometimes.
My favourite one of these I have ever seen is escape goat ( scapegoat ). I think about it so often that it lives rent free in my brain.
"The least knobby dot"😭💀
going into cardigan arrest, sweater god!
I'm so hoppy for this! 😄
Why do so many people not know certain French sayings when they are so confident in saying it?
waitt this is hilarious, i need more 😂😂😂😂
I really don't understand how people can think that foreign languages are made up of random english words. Why why WHY?
I'm playing Dealt of room with this in the background. This really good for background sound.
This subreddit is like the game Mad Gab, where you have to guess what a phrase is supposed to be based on other words on a card. Ex. Theif Lower Duckies = The Florida Keys
2:20 No, clearly they just left out a couple commas and meant "I, Sweater God, ..." as in, they are clearly the god of sweaters.
I was doing inventory in my old upholstery shop counting literal brass tacks when I realized that it wasn't Getting Down to Brass Tax.
2:28 thank you for this laugh I needed it.
I always though that 'Euthanasia' was a hip name for a speed-metal band...from Tokyo.
I'll see myself out.
Damien is back, that's so awesome!!!
10:36 HIS LAUGH OMFG 😭😭
I'm not usually a tea kettle laugher but I had the exact same wheeze after reading that sentence.
"eggs eye & tea" is perfect.
42:23 when I was young, I had a birthday party where my cousin took me aside and secretly told me the present his parents got me was a life saver. When I saw the box I totally and completely expected the worlds biggest tray of minty fresh candies. I was gravely disappointed.
24:36 CARMEN IS AT YOUR HOUSE
I use speech to text on my phone and it comes up with a lot of similar whoopsies that I have to fix, so I do think a lot of these have a tech component.
The one at 21:32 was funny to me on a personal level because my name's Arthur and my family's phones keep autocorrecting it to "Arthritis" when they try to text me
an hour of Jack narrating? Yes
Lol I would love to star in "the pickle in me 3" xD
And I sometimes change words in things like this on purpose, because I have intrusive thoughts that are like, perfect segments of songs that I don't want to hear but my brain hates me so puts it on repeat for me
When my mom had to get bodywork done on her car, she told me she needed her “rocket panels” replaced 😂
this is the best viddy yogh i have ever watched
Eggs, eye & tea is my favorite 😂
THIS SUB IS SO GOOD I NEED MORE
10:37 is probably the hardest I’ve heard robin laugh
10:32 I genuinely thought this was Damien because not once have I ever heard anyone else wheeze like this before
2:37 the monotone "meow" is *everything* lmao
11:30
4:21 that’s a phrase people used to not get comments taken down for mature topics
I love this vig tea fro!
[1:56] When I was younger, I used to think the song went: “Hello darkness smile friend” and then I grew up and realized its: “Hello darkness my old friend”
Good reminder to say happy pry month!
Missed an opportunity to call this video “olive r/bonappletea
Robin: I learned about standoffish from a series of unfortunate events.
Bro same.
3:25
i also love chicken chord on blue
I liked the Egoraptor reference at 0:37
THAT LIL JON SCREAM IS SO ACCURATE?
I love the I hope that refers to a food not a family member
1:03:02 guys I think they meant cooseen?? because cuisine isn't a hard word to spell idk how they messed cooseen up
ive heard of a meteor shower, but youve never heard of a shower meatier than this!
9:53 SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME
15:48 I mean it’s a heavily used phrase so it’s not too shocking that there would be somewhat common misspellings
27:28 Feliz navidad, feliz navidad, feliz navidad, prospero año y felicidad :D
33:48 Yeah, exactly that. Send pie.
Sewer slide is because facebook can ban you for using the real word
this subreddit feels like a soundalikes
haha I love this video
Ok but at least "a blessing in the skies" makes sense because of all the heaven stuff
It took me embarassingly long to real eyes that bone apple tea is a pun.
lol me two
4:15 that is actually a common replacement instead of saying suicide because moderation hates when people say that
10:39 THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the different cheering from 54:19 made me laugh
... i always thought it was brass tax too... like i guess i assumed brass tax was like some kinda base for Tax's XD idk it always made since to me lol
This video is so good it's my fave our it ❤❤
I feel like a lot of these are a result of speech to text when people are using their phones
Bro the last guy at 7:53 got bars
gluten tag everyone!
Ok, here’s some Bone Apple Teas of my own! Firstly, I legitimately thought lactose was black toast, which made SO much sense to me…. After all, who’d want to drink milk if it had a piece of burnt toast in it? Secondly-and more hilariously- I didn’t know that “tch” and “ch” made different sounds, (e.g., I thought “Bach” and “batch” were pronounced the same) so I’ll let YOU imagine how I pronounced Bichon Frisé, LOL
5:32 Even to each their road would make so much more sense.
25:07 If you loved Bate Oven, you should hear Mozzarella.
45:00 that one is intentional, people say PDF File because you can't say the actual word on most social media, Nonce works though.
Ues never gets old
59:46 *proceeds to become a tea kettle*
I think the "sewer slide" thing isn't a boneappletea. I'm under the impression that sometimes it's used to avoid saying the actual word in case it's triggering. Source: I've seen younger people in my family who I know, know how to spell it use it that way.
Also, "scapegoat" comes from a misreading of the ancient hebrew word "azazel" (a name) into another word that meant "the goat that departs"- which, in the bible, was translated to mean a literal goat that took on the burden (or blame) of sin for the Jewish people and was sent into the desert to die as a sacrifice for atonement. By the time the misreading was recognized, "scapegoat" was already in the lexicon, so it just never went away. Weird story behind a weird word.
Wow i found the thing near the end very funny
1:54 I only recently learned it isn't "hello darkness mild friend"
Dang, your friend isn’t just darkness, they’re also mild, passable, average.
47:04 hi someone has probably said this already but “tell tell” is supposed to say “tell tale” meaning like revealing or indicating something yk like “looking for those revealing stains that indicate that this person is addicted to nicotine” or whatever the context was
if they were going into cardiac arrest i think we can spare them 'cardigan arrest'.