Laser Beam Strikes A House💥

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024

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  • @talulahjonesx
    @talulahjonesx Před 11 měsíci +15192

    This comment section is honestly the best comment section I’ve ever lurked in

    • @diego.sinclair
      @diego.sinclair  Před 11 měsíci +713

      It's got quite the variety of humor that's for sure 😂

    • @talulahjonesx
      @talulahjonesx Před 11 měsíci +239

      @@diego.sinclairhonestly it’s beautiful and made me love humanity 😂

    • @virginiabuxton5860
      @virginiabuxton5860 Před 11 měsíci +67

      Absolutely agree 😂

    • @Thepig-wm5hq
      @Thepig-wm5hq Před 11 měsíci +43

      😂no kidding

    • @rakieletters
      @rakieletters Před 11 měsíci +50

      Ha. Lurking ... true😅

  • @longhairasian2902
    @longhairasian2902 Před 5 měsíci +19791

    This is what happens when you make a pin on google maps.

    • @VAN17INO6
      @VAN17INO6 Před 5 měsíci +105

      BAHHAAHA imagine

    • @SoloSix74
      @SoloSix74 Před 5 měsíci +60

      Bro I’m dead 😵

    • @Drakoak
      @Drakoak Před 5 měsíci +78

      Damn no wonder whenever I get to my destinations they're on fire

    • @irontuth
      @irontuth Před 5 měsíci +18

      Best comment

    • @martysbaby1
      @martysbaby1 Před 5 měsíci +17

      I am laughing like so hard over this comment 😂😂😂

  • @suebarnes5183
    @suebarnes5183 Před 10 měsíci +5278

    Netflix is really cracking down on sharing passwords

  • @user-bv3wo2qh1d
    @user-bv3wo2qh1d Před 5 měsíci +16687

    When you testify against Boeing

  • @pinkpuff8562
    @pinkpuff8562 Před 4 měsíci +949

    ”I did it! I found leaked documents that can incriminate Blackrock-”

    • @_Magnvs.Ambrosivs_
      @_Magnvs.Ambrosivs_ Před 4 měsíci +37

      Blackrock, vanguard, bill gates, morgan, Rothschild, etc 😀

    • @Ktmfan450
      @Ktmfan450 Před 4 měsíci +12

      ​@@_Magnvs.Ambrosivs_ All Billionaires are the same

    • @_Magnvs.Ambrosivs_
      @_Magnvs.Ambrosivs_ Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@Ktmfan450 🤔 because they all have money? What do you actually mean?

    • @imperiumoccidentis7351
      @imperiumoccidentis7351 Před 4 měsíci

      @Ktmfan450 Some have bigger noses than others

    • @nutterbutter7869
      @nutterbutter7869 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Nah man, the DTC (who owns the legal title to nearly every stock on the planet).

  • @Gehst
    @Gehst Před 5 měsíci +10439

    “I’ve done it. I’ve just cured cance-“

    • @user-kr4gt1iz2z
      @user-kr4gt1iz2z Před 5 měsíci +87

      This is the best one ever!!!! Good job many many props to you!

    • @IStoleASkeleton
      @IStoleASkeleton Před 5 měsíci +68

      We can't let you do that. *The Doctor's Money Association would not like your actions*

    • @oliviergimenez6156
      @oliviergimenez6156 Před 5 měsíci +15

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @insertnamehere7961
      @insertnamehere7961 Před 5 měsíci +34

      NO not our billion dollar industry! Take him out.

    • @oliviergimenez6156
      @oliviergimenez6156 Před 5 měsíci +20

      @@insertnamehere7961 The fun disappears if you explain the joke my brother

  • @pengthao71
    @pengthao71 Před 5 měsíci +1900

    “Fck this place in particular” -Aliens probably

  • @zr0gamze917
    @zr0gamze917 Před 5 měsíci +2409

    Who tf called in an orbital laser?

  • @krishnapandey321
    @krishnapandey321 Před 4 měsíci +283

    US Government when someone finds oil in their property :

  • @ITAINTMINE
    @ITAINTMINE Před 10 měsíci +5820

    Told you never remove the labels from your mattress . They warned you

  • @americanconstitutionalist7485
    @americanconstitutionalist7485 Před 11 měsíci +36365

    This happens when you tell people you found a way for engines to run on water instead of gasoline.

    • @Drgnhrt69
      @Drgnhrt69 Před 11 měsíci +627

      Naw they poisoned that guy..

    • @joshuairizarry4438
      @joshuairizarry4438 Před 11 měsíci +401

      Yea that was just fucked up and we’re the fuck are the riots for him smh that would have made our lives soooo much more affordable smfh but nope government can’t have that doesn’t fit in there to do list b4 another RESET SMFH 😢

    • @jhenry0688
      @jhenry0688 Před 11 měsíci

      Steam engines. The global elites/Gov always take the affordable clean tech ideas to patent themselves, then shelve it for eternity.. They will murder if they have to..

    • @JohnDoe-rx3vn
      @JohnDoe-rx3vn Před 11 měsíci

      Ammonia Borane, dissolved in water, will release clean hydrogen in the presence of platinum
      There are lots of ways to do it, but no one is making it easy

    • @Happy-dl4qt
      @Happy-dl4qt Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@joshuairizarry4438pretty sure it's been a thing for a while, but no one uses it bc its ineffective. Think i saw a video essay on it

  • @EricDeVaughnn
    @EricDeVaughnn Před 10 měsíci +13900

    On a distant planet, a child shoots his toy laser pointer into the sky. Twelve million years later…

  • @thedukeofchutney468
    @thedukeofchutney468 Před 4 měsíci +182

    Zeus when a woman says: “No”

    • @NuR4yo
      @NuR4yo Před 2 měsíci +7

      Greek myth memes are something else

    • @Coolkid75114
      @Coolkid75114 Před měsícem +5

      lol that’s funny

    • @KillerEdits120
      @KillerEdits120 Před měsícem +2

      Bro my middle name is zeus

  • @c3mi979
    @c3mi979 Před 11 měsíci +22127

    That homeowner was collecting rain water, had solar panels, and a big garden. That's 3 strikes, buddy. You're outta here

    • @karenwallsbrowne550
      @karenwallsbrowne550 Před 11 měsíci +172

      I think this content is a favorite 👏 😊

    • @smeesmee4192
      @smeesmee4192 Před 11 měsíci +63

      Allllrighty-thennn!
      Ooouutta there. ok.. bye bye now, go on meow!
      Do not Pass go!!
      Do not collect 200 dollars@!!

    • @parallaxcrafttale
      @parallaxcrafttale Před 11 měsíci +28

      This video is just an edit

    • @jondoe8o
      @jondoe8o Před 11 měsíci +37

      In the USA maybe. Fools

    • @daniellejames8028
      @daniellejames8028 Před 11 měsíci +126

      I heard they had chickens too😂

  • @TALKINGtac0
    @TALKINGtac0 Před 10 měsíci +6075

    When you fuck up Vader's doordash order

    • @user-lo2mq6lc9c
      @user-lo2mq6lc9c Před 10 měsíci +56

      “Oh wait that sandwich and shake was here never-…..fuck”

    • @mechanicallycreative9788
      @mechanicallycreative9788 Před 10 měsíci +30

      Best comment.

    • @TALKINGtac0
      @TALKINGtac0 Před 10 měsíci +15

      @@mechanicallycreative9788 I was actually surprised I scrolled down pretty far and didn't see a Star Wars reference

    • @mechanicallycreative9788
      @mechanicallycreative9788 Před 10 měsíci +8

      @@TALKINGtac0 About 50 percent IRS and Oprah.

    • @chambliziOfficialChannel
      @chambliziOfficialChannel Před 10 měsíci +3

      That's not funny, cause then they think drivers did it, hence double photos

  • @NicoleM2108
    @NicoleM2108 Před 11 měsíci +28254

    When you paint your house with an unapproved color and your HOA finds out.

    • @mchllsctt34
      @mchllsctt34 Před 10 měsíci +85

      😂😂😂

    • @user-uj8wv6ez9q
      @user-uj8wv6ez9q Před 10 měsíci +82

      Or the good ol' folks down at theThe Fondren Community Improvement commity vote you off the block.😮

    • @rachelelise3182
      @rachelelise3182 Před 10 měsíci +49

      Almost peed myself...🤣 TOO true

    • @jonparker4499
      @jonparker4499 Před 10 měsíci +90

      Should have painted his house the special shade of blue.

    • @robertc2204
      @robertc2204 Před 10 měsíci +58

      Or you are in Maui and forget to paint the roof blue to let them know you're an elite and off limits

  • @LameFellow
    @LameFellow Před 4 měsíci +99

    Homie commited treason against the super earth

    • @rockk9753
      @rockk9753 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Orbital Laser on standby

    • @Jarjarfunk
      @Jarjarfunk Před měsícem

      Nah this the rail cannon strike​@rockk9753

    • @rockk9753
      @rockk9753 Před měsícem

      @@Jarjarfunk haha true it looked yellow at first but now that I see it better I can see it's red

    • @AckzaTV
      @AckzaTV Před 11 dny

      It's called a Mega Planet

    • @LameFellow
      @LameFellow Před 11 dny

      @@AckzaTV wtf r you one, ite called super earth

  • @H.A..
    @H.A.. Před 11 měsíci +3733

    When you violate your non-disclosure agreement after you retire from working at Area 51.

    • @KookyWitch67
      @KookyWitch67 Před 10 měsíci +22

      sad but true

    • @KMc-cw3qt
      @KMc-cw3qt Před 10 měsíci +49

      Buddy of mine worked at Sandia and los Alamos labs - died from cancer 3 months before his NDA expired

    • @H.A..
      @H.A.. Před 10 měsíci +20

      @@KMc-cw3qt That is sad. I'm sure he was a bright man.

    • @KMc-cw3qt
      @KMc-cw3qt Před 10 měsíci +31

      @@H.A.. He was as kind and funny as he was brilliant 🙏
      We all wanted to hear about alien tech and he would smile a mile wide. “Oh yeah you do…” 😎

    • @kimberlybeck4128
      @kimberlybeck4128 Před 10 měsíci +26

      Sure no accident when he got the c. In the mid 80’s had a friend who was very bright and her father worked for NASA, retired and her dad was pretty sick and I remember thinking she was crazy because she was always crying and saying the government was killing her dad and there was nobody that believed her and no where to go for help. 🥲

  • @brianh3347
    @brianh3347 Před 10 měsíci +21364

    When Oprah wants that piece of property.

    • @jameschipah3962
      @jameschipah3962 Před 10 měsíci +294

      This is the most underliked comment, this is on point💯
      Better not say to much, or Oprah might be coming after us...😂

    • @sbarmiueenl
      @sbarmiueenl Před 10 měsíci +126

      Oh!!! So many levels to that one! Great comment!

    • @aimeegargus61
      @aimeegargus61 Před 10 měsíci +83

      Omg....I'm dying

    • @Stumme-40203
      @Stumme-40203 Před 10 měsíci +91

      Oprah Smite Thee!

    • @babiexx1540
      @babiexx1540 Před 10 měsíci +32

      I’m weak 😂😩

  • @bathroomstallbibble7251
    @bathroomstallbibble7251 Před 10 měsíci +1699

    “Block this with your tinfoil hat”

    • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
      @jed-henrywitkowski6470 Před 10 měsíci +9

      Literally lol.

    • @joshdavis4920
      @joshdavis4920 Před 10 měsíci +21

      It worked. I'm still here buddy!

    • @SpyHelmet
      @SpyHelmet Před 10 měsíci +6

      I'll try😂

    • @xithappens
      @xithappens Před 10 měsíci +2

      damn that's harsh

    • @Terinjim
      @Terinjim Před 10 měsíci

      U.S govt practicing their cgi ability so when they need to fool its citizens of UFO's alien attacks.😮

  • @danield8632
    @danield8632 Před 4 měsíci +56

    POV: Phineas and Ferb’s mom is about to come home

  • @grantsampson776
    @grantsampson776 Před 5 měsíci +876

    PoV: You are an ant, and a child looks at you with a magnifying glass

    • @jessebob325
      @jessebob325 Před 5 měsíci +4

      I have no idea why I did this as a child. I wasn't mean. Just ignorant I suppose. That said, ants still haven't taken over the planet, so maybe... 🤔

    • @PR0XYL1NK
      @PR0XYL1NK Před 5 měsíci +1

      lit 😮

    • @sheluvher0in666
      @sheluvher0in666 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@jessebob325our hero🙏

    • @sethchastain8767
      @sethchastain8767 Před 4 měsíci +3

      I did this before but they were red ants and they all ganged up on me and now I have a fear of ants. Karma I guess

    • @grantsampson776
      @grantsampson776 Před 4 měsíci

      @@sethchastain8767 When I was little, I used to pick up spiders with my bare hands and let them bite me to scare my mum.
      Then, one day, I picked one up and killed it by squishing its abdomen. It didn't die right away, and I felt guilty as shit about it for ages after.
      After that, I stopped picking up spiders. Then after that, I became afraid of them.
      Your formative years can do that to ya, lol

  • @tsaa5902
    @tsaa5902 Před 5 měsíci +923

    When you owe the IRS $9.65

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller Před 5 měsíci +5

      Bruh fr they accepted my returns but won't give me my 💰 until I receive paperwork in the mail that I have to fill out so I can get my money that they already said that I'm owed, so yeah fr haha.

    • @_Swiggy
      @_Swiggy Před 5 měsíci +2

      Now it’s 20

    • @simterio3077
      @simterio3077 Před 5 měsíci

      Best comment here.

    • @cherie7293
      @cherie7293 Před 5 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂

    • @elinotgiven9236
      @elinotgiven9236 Před 5 měsíci

      They don't have the resources to chase down a bunch of small fries who don't pay their taxes.

  • @ShreddKrumb
    @ShreddKrumb Před 2 měsíci +38

    “Dude… benson is gonna kill us”

  • @pmgg8906
    @pmgg8906 Před 4 měsíci +1753

    Someone has to say it
    Homie got hit with the ➡️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️

    • @clydedragon2027
      @clydedragon2027 Před 4 měsíci +60

      Nah more like the ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️

    • @spear8817
      @spear8817 Před 4 měsíci +16

      He did treason

    • @Iianator
      @Iianator Před 4 měsíci +21

      Who called the stratagem on super earth 😭

    • @pmgg8906
      @pmgg8906 Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@Iianator it was me sorry

    • @LeCigareVolant
      @LeCigareVolant Před 4 měsíci

      No

  • @culturayartedepuertorico7940
    @culturayartedepuertorico7940 Před 11 měsíci +17629

    I think it is the home of someone who found the cure for cancer or diabetes.

    • @nevermore5168
      @nevermore5168 Před 11 měsíci +102

      Well I'm a Diabetic so thanks.

    • @jasonstewart3996
      @jasonstewart3996 Před 11 měsíci

      My son is a type 1 diabetic for the past 13 years. His life is full of testing blood sugar and insulin shots and not being able to experience many things a young boy now a young man should be able to. And it pisses me off that we don't have a cute yet. Also my mother died from cancer so they both hit hard with me. I hate big pharma. Profit hungry bastards.

    • @Thunderstick-y8h
      @Thunderstick-y8h Před 11 měsíci +1

      There is a cure for type 2 diabetes, it’s called losing weight.

    • @bernardmiller3030
      @bernardmiller3030 Před 11 měsíci +70

      I think they are correct.

    • @SuppersReady8880
      @SuppersReady8880 Před 11 měsíci +77

      Fasting and Keto diet? Are we all at risk?

  • @TexanIthorian
    @TexanIthorian Před 10 měsíci +250

    When your FBI agent realizes you've been using NordVPN.

    • @TheClickClick
      @TheClickClick Před 5 měsíci +1

      I was wondering why would You need "Your FBI Agent". Like what the fuxk did you do for them to assign you your own agent. Then I saw your screen name .... Oh, he is a Texan. The government watches all true Texans. LOL LOL

  • @riazijabar5296
    @riazijabar5296 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Superman after catching Louis lane cheating on him:

  • @DryGrass-sy4cv
    @DryGrass-sy4cv Před 4 měsíci +762

    Bro won a lawsuit against his insurance company 💀

    • @ryanflorian2047
      @ryanflorian2047 Před 4 měsíci +3

      more important
      how did the camera man know
      what was he even recording unless he knew

  • @psyberklown3434
    @psyberklown3434 Před 11 měsíci +893

    The alien invasion started with Bob's house for reasons only the aliens understood.

    • @PM-gv4mq
      @PM-gv4mq Před 10 měsíci +14

      Bob Lazar ? They want him to stop talking about the saucers he saw

    • @ronnetteharvey2002
      @ronnetteharvey2002 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Ha ha ha

    • @tree133tong
      @tree133tong Před 10 měsíci +7

      He cracked their burger recipe

    • @gemignar
      @gemignar Před 10 měsíci +22

      Some “The Farside” swagger. Love it.

    • @Pcgamingfixes
      @Pcgamingfixes Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@PM-gv4mqso bob lazar got lasered? Lol

  • @LargenLarks
    @LargenLarks Před 5 měsíci +680

    That house learned the meaning of democracy

    • @user-wt5c87w1
      @user-wt5c87w1 Před 5 měsíci

      ➡️➡️⬆️

    • @Valkyrie_Hietel
      @Valkyrie_Hietel Před 5 měsíci +7

      I mean probably not... It got sniped by the illuminate...

    • @ArchineOne
      @ArchineOne Před 5 měsíci

      @@Valkyrie_HietelThe illuminate no longer exists in our galaxy. They were defeated and banished. Spreading false rumours is treason.

    • @relativemotion
      @relativemotion Před 5 měsíci +5

      That house was a bug breach.

    • @user-dr5lx9mt5h
      @user-dr5lx9mt5h Před 5 měsíci +4

      おそらく軌道レーザーによる攻撃を受けたのでしょう😂
      民主主義担当官とダイバーが使用権限を持っているはずです。

  • @umo3418
    @umo3418 Před 4 měsíci +8

    James Webb Telescope accidentally steering off course and sending a reflection of light directly at earth for a second.

  • @elekfoos4225
    @elekfoos4225 Před 11 měsíci +1228

    Whoever lived there must have been doing something great for humanity

    • @jerseyjoyride1316
      @jerseyjoyride1316 Před 11 měsíci +37

      You don't get punished for doing something great for humanity!
      You get punished for not charging outrageous prices for it!

    • @zaya14.
      @zaya14. Před 11 měsíci +35

      ​@@jerseyjoyride1316tell that to the people making the cars that are fueled by water. Theres a whole conspiracy about that lol.

    • @jerseyjoyride1316
      @jerseyjoyride1316 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@zaya14. New Flyer is already running buses like that. I don't think that's a hidden thing. They're running those buses in Nevada right now.

    • @jhenry0688
      @jhenry0688 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@jerseyjoyride1316clean cheap ideas like this get stolen, taken away by the criminal cabals/gov then patented & shelved for eternity often throughout history

    • @jupiterlabeyn6285
      @jupiterlabeyn6285 Před 11 měsíci

      Exactly😁..🤣🤣🤣 !

  • @trolltroller777
    @trolltroller777 Před 5 měsíci +635

    Homeowner: "If im lying, may God strike me down RIGHT NOW!"

  • @dirnnroot5691
    @dirnnroot5691 Před 5 měsíci +834

    That’s not a laser, it’s Managed Democracy

  • @d.rodrickeamon6133
    @d.rodrickeamon6133 Před 4 měsíci +1022

    "May God strike me down, right here, right now, if I've cheated on yo-"

  • @christianhunt7382
    @christianhunt7382 Před 10 měsíci +3074

    When the government find out you've been collecting your rain water.

    • @Minelaughter
      @Minelaughter Před 10 měsíci +70

      The government after realizing you didn’t pay them 50 cents in 2008 (it’s worth $30,000 now)

    • @MileHighCity15
      @MileHighCity15 Před 10 měsíci +2

      We collect water. Yummy tasty water , better then store bought water or sink water

    • @joshuacarr8677
      @joshuacarr8677 Před 10 měsíci

      This is the best

    • @BigOunce7
      @BigOunce7 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Where I live you have to collect rain order or you’ll die

    • @ndvizonalstatistics1823
      @ndvizonalstatistics1823 Před 10 měsíci +5

      ​@@MileHighCity15better than, not "then"

  • @MrDenis7p
    @MrDenis7p Před 5 měsíci +435

    The Gov said it wasn't a Lazer it was a Weather Balloon !

    • @rmf9567
      @rmf9567 Před 5 měsíci +8

      😭😭🤣🤣😭🤣🇺🇸

    • @0n0ff53
      @0n0ff53 Před 5 měsíci +4

      🎈

    • @Mr.H-zu1jc
      @Mr.H-zu1jc Před 5 měsíci +6

      Swamp gas😂

    • @rockingrandmaof2
      @rockingrandmaof2 Před 5 měsíci

      Many years ago, I saw a UFO. I reported it and was told that it was a weather balloon.

    • @Robert-Cinque777
      @Robert-Cinque777 Před 5 měsíci

      F-22:
      😎 👌
      😳🕶️👌

  • @GravitasZero
    @GravitasZero Před 4 měsíci +10

    That’s what happens when a battle breaks out in space far far away, the missed laser/bullets end up somewhere

  • @Thickimus_Dank
    @Thickimus_Dank Před 10 měsíci +557

    When big Pharma finds out you’ve developed a cure for cancer and plan to publish it in 30 minutes.

  • @crandalllandscape
    @crandalllandscape Před 10 měsíci +362

    The congressman’s home who called for auditing the Fed. Reserve.

    • @saintjohn970
      @saintjohn970 Před 10 měsíci

      But for real, how long would it take take to audit the fed res?

    • @millinom
      @millinom Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@@saintjohn970ah, sorry bro 😬

    • @chadclifford4895
      @chadclifford4895 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@saintjohn970 if the d.o.d. can unsuccessfully do it im sure the fed can too

    • @guardtheham1233
      @guardtheham1233 Před 5 měsíci

      Based

  • @dorisjacobs6388
    @dorisjacobs6388 Před 11 měsíci +991

    "NO Alexa!!!! I said order RAZOR BLADES NOT LAZOR BEAMS!!"

  • @Masked_Official
    @Masked_Official Před 4 měsíci +1

    Tommy was the last non LGBT person on the planet. He was swiftly dealt with.

  • @nickalfonso4122
    @nickalfonso4122 Před 5 měsíci +1204

    “By Golly……. We just cured cancer, Johnson!” ⚡️

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Před 5 měsíci +3

      “SC Johnson. _a family company.”_
      *laser cannon charging up and locking target*

    • @Jabong808
      @Jabong808 Před 5 měsíci

      I love this 😂

    • @Tomatosaladz
      @Tomatosaladz Před 5 měsíci

      *cocks gun.
      "What cure?"

  • @luckyhaskins69
    @luckyhaskins69 Před 10 měsíci +2998

    this is the trial run of youtube's new censorship program

    • @femboyscotty23
      @femboyscotty23 Před 10 měsíci +37

      🤣🤣🤣 omfg best commet ive seen scrolling through here. Shit was funnier than it should've been to me 😂

    • @harryballsacky
      @harryballsacky Před 10 měsíci +46

      THE MINISTRY OF INFORMATION HEARD THAT

    • @benbiagioni9906
      @benbiagioni9906 Před 10 měsíci +11

      I just about choked on a bite of apple when I read your comment. Thanks

    • @harryballsacky
      @harryballsacky Před 10 měsíci +28

      @@benbiagioni9906 i get put in CZcams JAIL constantly...can't comment for a day, won't tell you what you said that triggered some mo RON

    • @amandaashworth9709
      @amandaashworth9709 Před 10 měsíci +8

      Straight lightening my arse.

  • @mrreichtanglethepolandsnatcher
    @mrreichtanglethepolandsnatcher Před 6 měsíci +637

    "I found the cure for cancer!"
    *The local FBI in his neighbourhood:*

    • @cynthiaherrera4633
      @cynthiaherrera4633 Před 6 měsíci

      Search 5G military for riots. It's been in use long time ago. Rays not always are seen but it feels burning search.

    • @cynthiaherrera4633
      @cynthiaherrera4633 Před 6 měsíci

      Search 5G military for riots. It's been in use long time ago. Rays not always are seen but it feels burning search.

    • @Commander_fromtds
      @Commander_fromtds Před 5 měsíci +1

      I dont get it can ypu explain?

    • @AHeinermann
      @AHeinermann Před 5 měsíci

      @@Commander_fromtds The healthcare "industry" in America is not incentivized to cure anything because it wouldn't be profitable. They are rich and powerful and you are their pawn.

    • @Doonkough
      @Doonkough Před 5 měsíci +1

      . -- H O O D , get -it
      HOOD ,, the Hood
      ((
      part of a , HOOD-LUM OPENING UP the hood of a car for the boss HOOD-LUM)) *a great
      T V commercial .
      back 70's or 80's

  • @Monty.Tommy.P
    @Monty.Tommy.P Před 3 měsíci +6

    Can we talk about energy weapons in the... Hands(?)... of AI 🤯

  • @matthewbingaman1015
    @matthewbingaman1015 Před 11 měsíci +4201

    The last guy who invented a water powered car

    • @delilahstehly880
      @delilahstehly880 Před 11 měsíci +7

      😮

    • @nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife
      @nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife Před 11 měsíci +78

      Agent A: another water car patent came out...again.
      Agent B: that's the third one this week
      Agent A:...
      Agent B: so...how are we gon
      Oprah: 🎶 zap em, zap em, zippitty zappity, zap em 🎶
      Agent A: eh that works
      Agent B: beats buying out every patent he's gonna make for the next 30 yrs or so.
      *Doom beam charges with American intent*

    • @NiteCreature666
      @NiteCreature666 Před 11 měsíci +24

      He suffered a brain aneurysm and died, he wasnt killed.

    • @TheRoadDawg
      @TheRoadDawg Před 11 měsíci +16

      Bob Lazarus???lol

    • @ttiki26
      @ttiki26 Před 11 měsíci +17

      There’s already hydrogen fuel being used in other countries.

  • @ScotchndSoda
    @ScotchndSoda Před 5 měsíci +591

    When you prank call NASA but left your location on.

    • @deebess7752
      @deebess7752 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Hhhhhassassassashaha

    • @Wallace0288
      @Wallace0288 Před 5 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AprilM-yi1lc
      @AprilM-yi1lc Před 5 měsíci +2

      When you take the scenic route going to hell, the devil sends you an Uber 💁🏼‍♀️😳

    • @specialk6474
      @specialk6474 Před 5 měsíci +2

      😂😂

    • @Jizag123
      @Jizag123 Před 5 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @rayzohn4891
    @rayzohn4891 Před 10 měsíci +1035

    They don’t wipe your memory anymore they just wipe your existence.

  • @smokingtomato
    @smokingtomato Před 4 měsíci +1

    "Okay I think the Spider is dead now Thank you Thor!"

  • @Toki-os8kx
    @Toki-os8kx Před 9 měsíci +983

    "We've got the spider locked in"
    "Take the shot"

  • @a2j544
    @a2j544 Před 4 měsíci +1435

    When McAfee finds out you switched to Norton

    • @user-yr8nm9rt8f
      @user-yr8nm9rt8f Před 4 měsíci +4

      Lmao both became adware/bloatware "antiviruses"

    • @robsan5777
      @robsan5777 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Happened to McAfee himself, did it not?

    • @beatles42ohgg94
      @beatles42ohgg94 Před 4 měsíci

      @@robsan5777 he was gonna release dirt on the clintons, said he would never off him self.
      got extradited to USA, and was no more. they said he unalived him self, but on multiple occasions he said if he ends up unalived, he didnt do it.
      and people got him.
      which they did, not even days after he arrived here.

    • @lomein2186
      @lomein2186 Před 4 měsíci

      You might be mistaken for "easy bath salts recipes"

    • @larryhull2752
      @larryhull2752 Před 4 měsíci

      When cia finds John McAfee

  • @diamondswat1343
    @diamondswat1343 Před 4 měsíci +247

    "man the irs aint gonna do shi-"

  • @xyxyx1234
    @xyxyx1234 Před 16 dny

    "We told you to get that extended warranty, but did you listen? Noooooo"

  • @frankiemartinez2615
    @frankiemartinez2615 Před 10 měsíci +302

    When you moves tons of coke and leave the CIA out.💀

  • @Marty13B
    @Marty13B Před 8 měsíci +707

    When you owe aliens some money

    • @ptahrahotepasr6982
      @ptahrahotepasr6982 Před 7 měsíci +9

      THAT'S THE FUNNIEST 💩 EVER!! MAN YOU HAD ME CRYING LAUGHING!😂0)]#GENIUS

    • @Wayupthere123
      @Wayupthere123 Před 7 měsíci +4

      😂

    • @driftin762
      @driftin762 Před 7 měsíci

      "Bust you're kneecaps? 🙄 bịtch please we disintegrate people round here."

    • @rebeccasullivan7965
      @rebeccasullivan7965 Před 7 měsíci +4

      😅😅😅😅

    • @nathanharmatys
      @nathanharmatys Před 7 měsíci

      @@ptahrahotepasr6982i know you had the most fucking straightest face of all time when you said that.

  • @benpowell4733
    @benpowell4733 Před 5 měsíci +944

    The Jewish space laser finally got Kanye

  • @Unknown-mf7wh
    @Unknown-mf7wh Před 4 měsíci

    Aliens: "f*ck this house in particular for no reason"

  • @NoFocksGiven_
    @NoFocksGiven_ Před 11 měsíci +2149

    Was definitely the house of the guy who had the full Epstein Island list.

    • @rezx1003
      @rezx1003 Před 11 měsíci +5

      So true

    • @care9939
      @care9939 Před 11 měsíci

      2 pages out when the CIA killed him

    • @ricdwe
      @ricdwe Před 10 měsíci +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ben-jam-in6941
      @ben-jam-in6941 Před 10 měsíci +9

      Best comment for sure. I want that damn list. Not gonna happen though.

    • @ibnlopqrt
      @ibnlopqrt Před 10 měsíci

      lmao

  • @josephreilley2735
    @josephreilley2735 Před 5 měsíci +769

    “Now you know how those poor ants felt when you were fucking around with that magnifying glass!”

    • @donmyers584
      @donmyers584 Před 5 měsíci +7

      Yeah but the pop made by the ants is somehow satisfying

    • @Child_of_the_most_High_God
      @Child_of_the_most_High_God Před 5 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Maxst33le
      @Maxst33le Před 5 měsíci +5

      U think the ants did this for revenge?

    • @Jeff-fc3tw
      @Jeff-fc3tw Před 5 měsíci +2

      🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣oh shit bro that's funny

    • @blakesmith9349
      @blakesmith9349 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I love it! 😅 too funny brother

  • @1ciscorodriguez
    @1ciscorodriguez Před 10 měsíci +666

    When the electric company finds out you’re keeping your lights off to save money

  • @ozmoworks27
    @ozmoworks27 Před 16 dny

    Oil companies when you discover a engine that runs on water :

  • @mikerodix4800
    @mikerodix4800 Před 10 měsíci +653

    When you point a little keychain laser at the sky and the aliens respond 👽

  • @patrickcharles7190
    @patrickcharles7190 Před 10 měsíci +742

    Governmental Spokesperson: "That there is a phenomena known as Straight lightening."

    • @borismedved835
      @borismedved835 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Careful... it was the Spelling God, just a tantrum,not a phenomenon or lightning.

    • @CHICKAMOT
      @CHICKAMOT Před 10 měsíci +10

      Dude... that is classic humour

    • @Dot457
      @Dot457 Před 10 měsíci

      😂😂

    • @907livid
      @907livid Před 10 měsíci

      BULL CRAP!! THAT would be what the government would say !!! Lol blow ur smoke up someone else's ass!

    • @Dragnar-yb1rk
      @Dragnar-yb1rk Před 10 měsíci +20

      So basically, common lighting should be called, 🌈gay lighting

  • @backtocapalot5097
    @backtocapalot5097 Před 10 měsíci +607

    When your FBI Agent finally checks your search history:

    • @filthycasual7622
      @filthycasual7622 Před 10 měsíci +15

      When God sees your search history

    • @user-bi4vn5jc7h
      @user-bi4vn5jc7h Před 10 měsíci +1

      He is in Fresno CA Daniel White non military and po

    • @shatteredreality1987
      @shatteredreality1987 Před 10 měsíci +5

      More like when you accidentally fall asleep and forget to lock your phone. While you're lost in peaceful dreams your wife is having a NSA style search and rescue party in your browser history 😂!!

    • @AkazaFTW
      @AkazaFTW Před 10 měsíci

      420 likes let me ruin that

    • @jamesmcneely2564
      @jamesmcneely2564 Před 5 měsíci

      L
      I'mpmo​@@user-bi4vn5jc7h

  • @Zazz3r
    @Zazz3r Před 25 dny +1

    "Ima fireing ma Lazer"🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @fredrickbambino
    @fredrickbambino Před 10 měsíci +422

    when they install a new roof but your credit card declines

  • @thechickenhasarisen
    @thechickenhasarisen Před 11 měsíci +11142

    That wasn't a laser, that was Oprah putting in a last & final offer on the property.

  • @jandrade1713
    @jandrade1713 Před 11 měsíci +728

    That’s what happens when you refuse to sell your generational land to developers.

  • @Tenacitybrit
    @Tenacitybrit Před 4 měsíci +3

    Vader: You forgot to charge it again didn't you?

  • @dfgrhbjkh
    @dfgrhbjkh Před 10 měsíci +1418

    When you unplug your Alexa to keep it from listening to you discuss illegal activities.

    • @gamimgaddiction753
      @gamimgaddiction753 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Not bad

    • @sanjayw9878
      @sanjayw9878 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Why do people think Alexa does that? 😂

    • @dfgrhbjkh
      @dfgrhbjkh Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@sanjayw9878 cause its funny

    • @gabrieljohnsonNET
      @gabrieljohnsonNET Před 10 měsíci +3

      I found Alexa hitting on one of my over packed bowls with some of that "chit" i be smoking.

    • @ZalamaTheDragonGod
      @ZalamaTheDragonGod Před 9 měsíci +3

      ​@@sanjayw9878does what? Listen to your conversations and stores it as data to advertise to you through your linked account feeds? I'm not sure, it's strange

  • @alamoe4582
    @alamoe4582 Před 5 měsíci +543

    When you accept the terms of service without reading them

  • @osirisxvamp
    @osirisxvamp Před 11 měsíci +200

    Imagine a guy crawls out of the rubble and says “Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”

    • @Calicap91
      @Calicap91 Před 10 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂

    • @GrimReaper2786
      @GrimReaper2786 Před 10 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂

    • @stormygail1
      @stormygail1 Před 10 měsíci +1

      🤣😂😳😳😂🤣that comment is just WAY TO GOOD!!! ❤

  • @Alfimation
    @Alfimation Před 13 dny

    This is what happened to that one dude who flashed a torch in the night sky in a hope of communicating with aliens 😂

  • @youtoldharpotobeatme5023
    @youtoldharpotobeatme5023 Před 5 měsíci +1370

    The moment "they" found out that your grandfather gifted you non GMO seeds he stored from 1930.

  • @cancerconnoisseur
    @cancerconnoisseur Před 5 měsíci +381

    Bro discovered the cure for cancer.

  • @TeraQuad
    @TeraQuad Před 10 měsíci +686

    When the airplane fights back after you tried to use a laser pointer on it.

    • @DuelJ007
      @DuelJ007 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Yal-1 don't fuck around lol

    • @user-sl7pm8ix3o
      @user-sl7pm8ix3o Před 9 měsíci +1

      Actually they are going to put one on the ac130 ghostrider

    • @AntTheFanOfMurderDrones.
      @AntTheFanOfMurderDrones. Před 9 měsíci

      ​​@@user-sl7pm8ix3ojit, crazy. Now it's not a gunship, it's an LASERSHIP

  • @Igh86
    @Igh86 Před 11 měsíci +99

    Never piss off a NASA employee 😂😂

  • @HomePhone-dg4fd
    @HomePhone-dg4fd Před 4 měsíci

    Hulk is boutta apear in doctor strange’s sanctum for real😂

  • @chazw3x
    @chazw3x Před 11 měsíci +271

    Apparently the homeowner absolutely refused the solar panel sales pitch.

    • @lc2748
      @lc2748 Před 11 měsíci +1

      😂❤

  • @dleonardo3238
    @dleonardo3238 Před 5 měsíci +414

    China when your social credit score gets negative😂

  • @Googus1
    @Googus1 Před 10 měsíci +250

    Can't believe the person who lived there mysteriously died of a heart attack...

  • @radhawk7773
    @radhawk7773 Před měsícem

    When Homelander finds Butcher hiding in a facility.

  • @kingcv8120
    @kingcv8120 Před 5 měsíci +328

    "HOW ABOUT A CUP OF LIBER-TEA"

    • @Encarnation1000
      @Encarnation1000 Před 5 měsíci +13

      Hahahaha what a legend mate! You sir made my day!
      For super earth!!!!

    • @dday9371
      @dday9371 Před 5 měsíci +6

      Found that damn bot synthesizer boys orbital out

    • @lilboer5340
      @lilboer5340 Před 5 měsíci +4

      No eagle airstrikes left i see

    • @mrmattdoesstuff
      @mrmattdoesstuff Před 5 měsíci

      ⬆️⬆️⬆️➡️⬇️⬅️

    • @moneycoreythompson
      @moneycoreythompson Před 5 měsíci +2

      Let's play😂😂😂😂

  • @WalterPidgeonsForge
    @WalterPidgeonsForge Před 10 měsíci +126

    Somewhere in a Galaxy Far Far Away.. a Stormtrooper is asking his buddy. “Did you see where that shot went?”

  • @19moods
    @19moods Před 10 měsíci +212

    When you take the CEOs parking spot at Jet Propulsion Laboratories.

  • @greysplace2747
    @greysplace2747 Před měsícem +1

    Homelanders been real quiet since this dropped

  • @gr3yh4wk1
    @gr3yh4wk1 Před 10 měsíci +875

    When that stray laser from a war in a galaxy far far away and a long time ago finally reaches you...

  • @BigLou-sb4mi
    @BigLou-sb4mi Před 5 měsíci +929

    Bro paid off his student loans, home and the 18 years of child support, and said I’m finally debt free.

    • @edwinbz9889
      @edwinbz9889 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Damn, this is gonna happen to me 💯.

    • @darthdrynn8057
      @darthdrynn8057 Před 5 měsíci +2

      lol while hes on the phone with Dave Ramsey.

    • @NaturallyGifted77
      @NaturallyGifted77 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Funny

    • @BigLou-sb4mi
      @BigLou-sb4mi Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@edwinbz9889 don’t pay off your debts 😂

    • @michelemiller3798
      @michelemiller3798 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Come on, no one's wondering where that laserbeam came from or why??!

  • @Restlessgypzy
    @Restlessgypzy Před 10 měsíci +1632

    Biden- “What happens if I push this button again?”

    • @shanecorley4475
      @shanecorley4475 Před 10 měsíci +15

      🤣

    • @trespire
      @trespire Před 10 měsíci +14

      " That's one heck of a nurse " Ragan in Land of Confusion, Genesis

    • @stormygail1
      @stormygail1 Před 10 měsíci +3

      🤣😂😳🤣😂♥️

    • @markconley9279
      @markconley9279 Před 10 měsíci +8

      …did you push the button? Uhh, no?

    • @Graphics_Card
      @Graphics_Card Před 10 měsíci

      Biden: one less Republican

  • @smuleplayz
    @smuleplayz Před 4 měsíci +3

    When you figure out how to turn plastic back into crude oil

  • @eddyram4932
    @eddyram4932 Před 4 měsíci +767

    It’s all fun and games when you point lasers at planes, but not so fun when the planes laser you back😂

  • @myownchannel247
    @myownchannel247 Před 11 měsíci +916

    This is what happens when you tear the tag off your mattress 😏

    • @Luvly2457
      @Luvly2457 Před 11 měsíci +16

      This rates # 1 for today’s top comment of the day! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @Time_Limit
      @Time_Limit Před 11 měsíci +5

      Pls explain lol

    • @christineexum
      @christineexum Před 11 měsíci +6

      TRUMP2024!💯

    • @xlynx9
      @xlynx9 Před 11 měsíci +15

      ​@@Time_LimitIn mid 20th century US, mattresses had tags that said "do not remove under penalty of law". The tag intent was to certify the filling was sanitary. In modern mattresses this has been amended to "except by the consumer", but the legend remains.

    • @mrbig-wq9lf
      @mrbig-wq9lf Před 11 měsíci +2

      Lmfao

  • @alfredoverno9674
    @alfredoverno9674 Před 5 měsíci +363

    The first implanted neuralink receives its first update from skynet.

  • @dfmv
    @dfmv Před 4 měsíci

    "Omg, what's that in the ground? Is that fucking Jimmy Hof-"

  • @rustyshackleford1910
    @rustyshackleford1910 Před 10 měsíci +1046

    When Netflix finds out you’re still sharing your password

  • @davidburroughs2244
    @davidburroughs2244 Před 4 měsíci +942

    I got hit by a space laser, and suddenly my Wi-Fi signal improved

  • @pixelpatron
    @pixelpatron Před 5 měsíci +381

    Most people just file for divorce after their wife cheats, but I guess if you have friends at the pentagon this is an option.

    • @user-mk7rd2wk6u
      @user-mk7rd2wk6u Před 5 měsíci +3

      Others who didn’t thumbs up has wife and scared for a divorce 😂

    • @deatheater8827
      @deatheater8827 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Look see she’s at his house again…FIRE

    • @lindsaycarlson2986
      @lindsaycarlson2986 Před 5 měsíci

      Funniest comment ever!

    • @jessetaub7458
      @jessetaub7458 Před 5 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Damndyingkid
      @Damndyingkid Před 5 měsíci +1

      This is literally a plot point in Under Siege 2 dark territory

  • @stoobidthing
    @stoobidthing Před 4 měsíci +1

    What Karen's think will happen when you use 5G