well, one thing to be happy about is that the Earth has billions of years existing, yet, we managed to exist to this point were the Yakuza Series *Rised*
It's really weird, gameplay Kiryu's defence is through the roof; he can take on an entire machine gun burst and it maybe takes off a 10th of his health. He can also instantly regenerate any wound with weird cheap liquids bought in stores, or through eating. However, he cannot kill. Even by slicing his enemies with a big sword or shooting many bullets in them, they'll only struggle to stand up after the fight. Cutscene Kiryu, on the other hand, while also potentially immortal, is still greatly affected by things like bullets or stabs. While he won't die and will recover within 10 minutes of the story, he's still notably weaker in defence compared to gameplay Kiryu. On the other hand, cutscene Kiryu can kill. He has left many people unconscious, shot down helicopters and many Chinese guys (I consider the car chase shooting scenes to be with cutscene Kiryu), and he may have Goda's blood on his hands (or not, idk). Therefore, cutscene Kiryu is stronger than gameplay Kiryu, but he's more vulnerable. I wonder who would win in a fight between cutscene Kiryu and gameplay Kiryu.
@@LucasRCD I was at full health in kiwami I chose the "you're butt ugly" option to say to a lady in a substory SHE SLAPPED ME AND I WAS AT 1 HEALTH HOW
I’ve seen an unhealthy amount of numbers watching various yakuza ASMR videos that I always expect majima to appear in the end, no majima but still takes the cake well done! 10/10
Kiryu leaves the pavement and enters the small distance of dirt between the path and the mailbox at 0:20. He then has to walk for an even longer period of time to cover less than half the distance of the path. We can confirm that either this town was built on soul sand, or he's taking the tinyest steps he can to give himself time to sing longer. Or even because he's nervous of the mail, implying he knew there would be something dangerous there and this has happened before.
![[ASMR] kiryu and majima kidnap you and sing rouge of love](/img/n.gif)
I was honestly 100% convinced Majima would pop out of the mailbox
Majima trama
Same
rubber bomb
Kiryu radiated more positivity and excitement in 40 seconds walking to his mailbox than i ever felt in my entire life
well, one thing to be happy about is that the Earth has billions of years existing, yet, we managed to exist to this point were the Yakuza Series *Rised*
While singing one of the most depressing songs in the series
If that's gameplay Kiryu, it should only make a tiny dent in his health bar.
*"Uaaaaaagh!"*
*gets up like nothing happened
It's funny how going out on a date with an old lady deals more damage to Kiryu than any sort of explosive. It's like over half your health bar.
It's really weird, gameplay Kiryu's defence is through the roof; he can take on an entire machine gun burst and it maybe takes off a 10th of his health. He can also instantly regenerate any wound with weird cheap liquids bought in stores, or through eating. However, he cannot kill. Even by slicing his enemies with a big sword or shooting many bullets in them, they'll only struggle to stand up after the fight.
Cutscene Kiryu, on the other hand, while also potentially immortal, is still greatly affected by things like bullets or stabs. While he won't die and will recover within 10 minutes of the story, he's still notably weaker in defence compared to gameplay Kiryu. On the other hand, cutscene Kiryu can kill. He has left many people unconscious, shot down helicopters and many Chinese guys (I consider the car chase shooting scenes to be with cutscene Kiryu), and he may have Goda's blood on his hands (or not, idk).
Therefore, cutscene Kiryu is stronger than gameplay Kiryu, but he's more vulnerable. I wonder who would win in a fight between cutscene Kiryu and gameplay Kiryu.
@@leonro Matpat be like:
FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT, OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
@@LucasRCD I was at full health in kiwami I chose the "you're butt ugly" option to say to a lady in a substory SHE SLAPPED ME AND I WAS AT 1 HEALTH HOW
God Damn over his decades of Karaoke Kiryu developed the ability to sing twice with his voice at the same time
Essence of Karaoke
It's just coz singing and fighting are his super autism powers smh
i was expecting to hear a "KIRYU CHAN" when he opened the mailbox
nishiki sends some mail to kiryu to remind him of his bro
I ain't even surprised that Majima put that bomb in there or did he...?
Kuze in heaven: *-KIRYUUUUU!! SHINE BOKEI!!-*
KIRRYUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
I’ve seen an unhealthy amount of numbers watching various yakuza ASMR videos that I always expect majima to appear in the end, no majima but still takes the cake well done! 10/10
He is there, he is everywhere
*0:51** THAT IMAGE ON HIS FACE ☠️*
kiryu's angelic voice causes the space and time to distort and thus reverbs such beautiful tone through the air
He should be a guest boss in Friday Night Funkin
majima kaczinsky has had enough and decides to put an end to kiryu
''Industrial Society and its Future, by Majima D. Goro''
And yes, the D. stands for Dog.
@@jackmclean4120 Majima has the Will of d
Kiryu is such a talented singer he can make two voices at the same time
No KIRYU-CHAN! in the end of a Yakuza ASMR? well, That's a unexpected plot twist
That's quite an aggressive look he's carrying while singing such joyful lyrics
The song he's singing "today is a diamond" is actually pretty dark If you look at the English lyrics
@@stormbunevitch4933 I know man I played Yakuza 6 and man was it sad.
kiryu is so strong, he can sing both lines at the same time
Kiryu leaves the pavement and enters the small distance of dirt between the path and the mailbox at 0:20. He then has to walk for an even longer period of time to cover less than half the distance of the path. We can confirm that either this town was built on soul sand, or he's taking the tinyest steps he can to give himself time to sing longer. Or even because he's nervous of the mail, implying he knew there would be something dangerous there and this has happened before.
Was half expecting majima to pop out of that mailbox. It wouldn't have been the wierdest place he has hidden
Such an upbeat song! I really hope there aren't any secret undertones about committing suicide after your loved ones pass away.
I was rlly expecting majima to jump out of the mailbox
i don't expect inside the mailbox is an bomb, what i expect is an SMOL goro majima hiding inside the mailbox
Oh boy what’s in the dame da mail!
My schizophrenia is acting up, I thought the title was "Kiryu gets his asscheeks clapped"
I, too, happen to sing this song while going to the mailbox
I am actually not joking
Oh. Honestly I was expecting majima mailed himself
Damn Kiryu is slow
Genuine pain ;_;
BRUH ENDING KIRYU GET BOMB
How far is his fuckin mailbox
Quite the outside echo today
It's so bad yet so fucking good
Holy shit, where's that banzai sound clip from
No idea tbh
I know there's a majima voice clips video where majima says it 3 times in a row so probably the same part I guess?
tenno heika banzai
Me literally less than 8 minutes ago when posting this:
Relaxing
Hahahaha 😂🤣🤣🤣
top!
damn Im watching this vid rn and it has exactly 999 views
😂🤣🤣😂