Discord Ban Speedrun (97.1% effective)
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- čas přidán 27. 06. 2021
- Strategy 3 works every time.
Some Discord server mods trap you forever and don't let you leave... but there is an easy trick to get banned instantly.
Twitter ➤ / beluga1000
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Pablo
ok
0k pls more
make me
ALRIGHT
Now this is what should be being taught in school.
Yes
Indeed
Almost as important as calculus! 👍
Yes. How to rickroll a server owner.
Yes
poor eugene didn't deserve that harassment
egg
@im moving to a new channel bob & vagene
eugene deserved better
True true
@im moving to a new channel bobs
"We're almost at 360k!"
1 year later: *9 million*
Good God this channel blew the hell up. Thank you for your connect Begulga 😭❤️
hamburger
@@KaiKazgaming whopper 🍔😋😋😋
This aged badly
fr
This comment: a year ago, beluga's amount of subscribers rn = still 9 million
Mod: We haven't done ___________ to anyone since 1907.
Beluga: Are you challenging me?
Skittle is literaly best wingman in the history of existence
Yes
Now beluga has to use an alt to save skittle
True
Lmao so true
Facts
skittle you brave soldier, your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
Let’s hope he comes back
Somehow
Vengeance must be served
By Punishment of...
skittle can say im a male to get banned to bac
but respecc for le sacrifice
I dont see how that ties into this comment but ok?
It was this video when skittle turned himself into Skittle chan. And he has been skittle chan ever since, until today's video when he finally revealed himself
Rip skittle
The brave warrior
The good friend
The one who was never seen again
God for life the good friend the end now he's never seen again good bye skitte that was sad ending
good
luck
skittle
🤣
Beluga escaped, but Skitlle got trapped in the server.
"A soul for a soul"
Words...
Rip skittle
@@wangraymond6626 Skittle is alive; i believe
reminds me of that one jojo scene
Then Lester Takes Skittle to Mexico
If discord was an action movies.
a
Well hello verified account (♡´･ᴗ･`♡)
Well, well, well...if it isn't the User..
stolen
@@johnnykane291 shut up is not stolen
And this is how we lost skittle for years to come...
...until he came back.
0:00
A wild *Beluga* appeared.
Lester:
Not again..
Beluga: *a d m i n*
I love how the server is called “Lester’s Minivan” and no one can escape 💀💀
Exactly my thoughts! Pffft more like Lesters white van.
Me: SAY GOODBYE
Lester, the molester
I hate that the top comment was someone who talks like this ✋ ✋ 😭 😭 ☠️ 💀-
k lol
"Skittle"
"Get out of there"
"Now."
*famous words before disaster*
ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRĔ
@@dont2874 oh no
@@dont2874 k
@@dont2874 ok
@@dont2874 This joke’s been done before
Those strategies are really Insane for getting banned! Congratulations for more Subscribers 🔥
Dude i was subbed to u even before 100k subs and congrats on reaching 8mil almost
For some reason, Lester calling you 'sweetie' makes me EXTREMELY uncomfortable.
Same
Its staged so no need to be uncomfortable
That's the point.. sweetie..
SWEETHEART
@@Amas1000 WOAH
"Are you a female?" always cracks me up, because it's implying he doesn't care if it's a human or not.
LMFAOO
SHE WAS 18 IN DOG YEARS I SWEAR
Usually the human part is implied, but that's really funny if it isn't.
@@dr.alphys8650 ALPHYS NO
@@brianm.johnson4438 Yeah, "Are you a girl?" makes more sense
"A wild Beluga appeared" gotta be my favorite intro
R.I.P. Skittle 2020-2021 best doggo ever known, saved beluga from the underworld but sacrificed his life in the process. He will be remembered on this channel as a true hero.
Skittle is a war hero, sacrificing himself to save his fellow man
wait until lester finds out he's a guy
Yes he need to get the medal of honor given by the president
@@whiskey2-492 k
@@def3ndr887 thats why he was never seen again
Remember this guy had 300k eubs yesterday
Lester: we’ve never banned someone since 1982
Wait so who was the lucky guy…
Joe mama lmao
Idk but I'm looking for a boyfrienduwu
Can I join your discord?
@@skittle-chan6177 stfu with the uwu
@@skittle-chan6177 yeah he's right here at the bottom of the well go ahead and jump in
@@skittle-chan6177 stfu
it took precisely 3 minutes and 24 seconds for him to get banned 👏 congratulations new world record
Beluga:Leave the server NOW!
Skittle:(Gets Obviously Abducted)
When he said "my little sweetie" I got up to lock all the doors in my house
LOL
same
true
Racism = instant ban
R.I.P Skittle, a hero who could save everyone but himself
Beluga*
He took the hit something only the best of us could do
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise
Maybe he was using alt ???
lol
@@aarushthebest8689 prob.
*A wild beluga appeared!*
I gotta get my pokeball quick
My favorite part is a wild beluga appeared XD
I love how the server's name is literally, 'Lester' s Minivan'. You can't leave xD
Lmao
Whats lesters minivan. Is it a real thing or a meme
@@R3pliC0py its the name of lesters discord server
@@Chuked W H ENRE DO I JOIN
@@R3pliC0py it's his minivan
All he had to say was "I'm actually a 40 year old man"
Instant ban.
Yuh
No, he should have said "Imma yankee-ni()a" works 100%
or changed his account back to normal
Even better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
POV: tips his hat again
I remember that day of last june when i first saw ur channel, u had 300k at the time and i was like: what wonderful little channel, and then u fucking blew up at an absurd speed
Lester's Minivan has got to be one of the funniest discord server names in the world.
Strategy 4
skittle: "I'm a hairy man of age 45"
Lester: _B A N N E D_
I was about to comment this-
Jester might be into someone similar to himself
Strategy 5
Skitlle: sends Memes in General chat
skittle: im 18
Lester: banned
@@storm3443 mute
3:28 bruh skittle-chan doesnt love beluga☹ Respect My Guy❤💪
1:36 The "Inspect element" Got me cracking xD
Same 😂😂😂
There is literally only 3 people on this discord.
Yes
hehe uwu
@@skittle-chan6177 noooooo
@@skittle-chan6177 m'lady
@@skittle-chan6177 I need more homies like you.
Skittle sacrificed himself for the nation , he will be never forgotten .
A loyal soldier he/she was ❤️
Plot twist: that was a alt clone
ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRĔ
@@dont2874 Don't worry, I won't.
@@dont2874 didn't ask tho
“We’ve never banned anyone since 1982”
Markiplier: *”Was that the ban of 82!?“*
Characters On speedrun
Lester (antagonism)
Beluga
Eugene (antagonist)
Skittle
Skittle-chan
skittle: so you finally did it, what did it cost you?
beluga: everything.
Lol
E
@Emanuelgamer 1313 you mad look like an egg
Well why can't skittle just make another account..???
Beluga : cost you
this is why i love discord
Ey
Hi checkmark !!!!!!!1111!!!!
hi!!1!!1!!
Some one with checkmark: says something
Everyone: Kaiwkjsw omg checkmark omg
Discord is for degenerates
Lester : nobody leaves this place
MoBo : we'll see about that
The first Beluga video I watched. Ah, the memories.
Skittle has sacrificed himself for Beluga. A true friend and wingman.
I have a question, can't they just delete discord or force quit? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Also I watched the new suicide squad movie 2 and it sucked real bad James Gunn I hope your movie gets a really bad review so yeah...” - Klonoa
@@thattanglethelemuryt3444 that sucks! I watched it Aug 6th and really really liked it! I mean obv my profile is hq
@@laddugamer2782 If they delete and re install discord or force quit discord they will still be in that server.
@@tayaraine ya can create another account cant ya
he will be s e e n
You know they're discord mods when they say "kiddo", "sweetie", and "m'lady"
.
dont forget calling underage girls "kitten"
Me never using discord but still calls everyone kiddo 😐
M'cousin
too bad this is scripted.
That feeling when you literally only became a beluga fan because you evade bans only for real too.
Can we apriciate that beluga is so powerful that he has prems to create channels and categories as a member.
Interesting that he saved his friend, but couldn't save himself.
@cqvio doli Why did you spend 10 minutes not responding to him tho?
Rip skittle, we salute u
Ironic
@@ethanbolger6690 Indeed. 😔
Ironic. He could save other from dead but not himself
Skiddle should have just said”I’m actually a boy lol”
I expected that
Lester: A.. A .. A TRAP? AH SHIT LET ME FAP
@@brrttaa omg lester is a fapper!1?1!1?1!1?1 i didn't expect that!1!1!1!1
EVEN BETTER
The bulge just makes it better
I love how in 7 months beluga went from around 300k to 7 mil
"There is only one way"
-Skittle 2021
Afterwards, skittle then raid his house, banned himself and then came back.
Finally, innerpeace
@GetMoving nice
why are you here
@@PsychicTraveler555 who
jtard
skittles: *straight up fucking dies*
Everyone: “may we meet again… in Valhalla.”
I have risen
Kids watch this baka
@@skittle-chan6177 HAHAHA
@@skittle-chan6177 holy shit I’m beginning to breath manually
@@skittle-chan6177 Kawaii desu
I just love the fact you are using the polite cat picture are you're discord photo
Lester wallpaper got me laughting so hard
Press F For Comrade Skittle he sacrificed himself for Beluga.
Salute Comrade
F
F
F
F
F
Plot twist : Skittles was never seen again because he deleted his discord account
He just unplugged his computer
@@richardgeorge2250 lol
didnt work he was still in the server
@@FEY3R wait wha-
Wow 699 likes
Let me change it
The way Beluga puts Skittle chan and everyone just like the scenes Are always cool
"guys we are so close to 360k"
2 years later:
"we are so close to 10M"
Thats begula
Beluga is a cat
And
Skittle is a dog
That's a friendship right there
Oh wow
And Eugene is an egg.
Jellyfishes is better
@@josephleebob3828 and spy’s suck
Friendship at it's finest :)
"You can't leave this place"
"Fine I'll delete my discord then"
"Noooo"
Big brain move
yeet your computer
Genius,Just Uninstall It LMAO
Lol
@@alvinbiki9406 the account still exists tho
Dude had the guts to rickroll us
Beluga: " pls I'm only 3 years old "
Me : what !?!?
3 years old .
if you wanna get banned quickly from a discord server just go in and say “i believe in age of consent laws”
Ok
Ok
Ok
Racist
LMFAOOO
Beluga is going to have a lot of Discord stories to tell their grandchildren about.
sigh
Yes.
Fancy seeing you here.
Lmao I see him AGAIn at this point it's not even a surprise to see him on every comment section.
Give it a minute
Beluga: Tries to leave Lester's minivan.
Lester: Turns on childlock.
Lester: Nobody has been banned since. 1982
Me who is a Aston Villa fan: wow
“We’ve never banned anyone.
Since 1982 😈”
And 2021:
Send help uwu
:o I’ll help u
@@skittle-chan6177 lol you joined 2 hour ago and got 1 subscriber lol
@@Justan0
m-
m-
m-
my hero! uwu
Skittle made a great sacrifice that day, and was awarded the highest honor possible, #29 on game trending
27 chief
Actually 26th
idk what yall talkin bout, clearly it says 19
Its 34 now
says #25 for me
Teacher: Why are you laughing?
Me: No reason.
My mind: *EGG-GENE!!!*
hes so close to 360 k in that vid but now hes grown to 8.6M subs. congrats to you my friend :D
Poor skittle, he's never gonna touch grass for the rest of his life
*Salutes*
Rip
Leave a chain of salute’s
*salute*
Salute
Ummm just go outside with you're phone -_-
Skittle should’ve just said: “I’m a boy”
That makes it Even Better
It's too late 😢
Lester revealed to me his true first name...
Moe
@@skittle-chan6177 who are u
@@skittle-chan6177 You could have simply asked for ownership
@@skittle-chan6177 *insert Darth Vader NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Lol I I got cracking up when lester keeps saying “sweetie”
I'm glad you got from 350k to 8M in less than a year
"Call me an Egg one more time, I dare you"
I LOST IT LMFAO
@Skittle Omg skittle Pogggg
@Skittle nani
@Skittle ur stuck now 😐
That was eggcellent
@Skittle egg
They say that to this day, Skittles-chan is s-s-s-stuck in the server...
X-X-X-XD
L-L-L-L-LOL
R-R-R-R-R-RIP Skittles-chan
it’s only been an hour since this was posted -_-
L-L-L-L-L-MAooo
The first video I saw on thsi channel, this reminds me off the old times
A wild *Beluga* appeared😅💀
“Lester, does this guy look like an egg, yes or no?”
Lmao
ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRĔ
@@dont2874 smoke anymore crack
@@dont2874 ok
@@dont2874 thanks for the headups I'll be sure not to
I dont look like an egg :(
Beluga finally getting Skittle out from the server: "You good?"
Skittle: "N o ."
Skittle: I think i'll never be good again.
Beluga: Well, take a seat, let's talk bout' it...
Skittle: **Visible look of pain**
send help
@@skittle1844 whats happening
@@HyperTextMarkupLanguage-HTML bad things
@@skittle1844 oh no
You should’ve put a Beluga cat over your face while you were talking. xD
Just one year passed and he just near hit 10 million
I just realized the name of the discord server is "Lester's minivan"
and pablos server was Pablos Pub
spider gang
Beluga: does discord series
His sub count: *GAS GAS GAS*
This dude went from like 99k to 395 in 3 days
@@mclovin9486 exactly
Magic i guess
hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahagahagahagahgha so funny wowie zowie
He is at 1k+ per minute
Skittle shoulda tbh pulled a “I’m actually a dude” sorta thing
The dude will just say something like “well you turned me gay” or sumthing next
skittle should of just posted a racism and then report himself to discord so hi account gets banned. Much safer and 100% effective
*even better*
If skittle is skittle-chan, BELUGA HAS A CRUSH ON SKITTLE!?
Skittle, the brave soldier
who has sacrifice his life for beluga safety
you will be remember Skittle
rest in peace
Who else randomly had this channel recommended and now loves all of the content?
Me
Me
Me
Meee
Not me
“Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself”
Is it possible to learn this power?
@@anakinskywalker7323 Not from a jedi
A path to the dark side...
@@anakinskywalker7323 r/PrequelMemes
It was probably a alt account.
fun fact:you can get banned in 4 minutes with nazi references in belugas server
"never banned anyone since 1984"
Discord, that was made in 2015: 😑
There's only one way to stop this
"hello,I'm Chris Hansen"
Hey dude I'm your biggest fan,I watch ur vids lol
Discord Mod's worst nightmare
Skittle made the ultimate sacrifice to save a homie, he's a real one
@skittle f
@skittle u will find ur way out homie...
@skittle you should have made a backup account for this bro
@skittle we may yet be able to save you...hang in there
No hes the chosen one
1:54 LESTER IS LIKE EDUARDO
A wild beluga appeared
Line of pokemon games😂
Eugene: “Call me an egg one more time, I dare you.”
Beluga: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career.”
* E G G*
@@geras4463 Beluga is how to basic
Hey stop turning people into-
*egg*
This was the best confused moment
Yes
Poor Eugene
Yes
Yes
Yes
"A wild Beluga appeared"
wait, that's an illegal join message-