Discord Nitro Speedrun (97.1% success)
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Discord Nitro is the most powerful item in the world. Custom emojis, server boosts... and there is an easy trick to speedrun getting it for free.
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#Discord - Hry
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Subscribe and I’ll give you a cup of water :)
This man is literally Dream on Steroids.
yes pls
Epic
I need water
P
“We’re friends for life”
Step 1: Point out that he just friend zoned you:
Step 2: done
hey, nice pfp
@@Elou_________________________ Theodore alt 😳😳😳
Or just block him lol
Your iq is in the quadruple digits
100 IQ
I love how he spent $11 for a vpn so that he could get a $10 nitro
edit:now noone knows why there are so many people replying to me
edit:why is so many people replying to this and liked my reply just whyyyyyy im still getting them its been almost a year !
@@ianmkgaming4522 limo
@@ianmkgaming4522 lomo
@@ianmkgaming4522 lama
ligma
3:41 Beluga being 19 but weight 31
Skittle being 6 but weight 300
Hey Beluga I got an idea for your next video, "Never Use An invisible Profile Picture...."
Hey i have an idea take Theodore into your videos again
@@unknown-qg2qj W idea!
bro wut beluga alr posted it
@@WolfleNotHarry r/whoosh
@@WolfleNotHarry r/woosh
Why pay for nitro when you can say uwu and have 30 moderators offer to hand it to you?
Here before this blows up
@@Randomvidsometimes ye
Fun fact: everything is either a potato or not a potato
specially as a girl
.
Theodore: "we are friends for life"
Me: Did he just friend zone himself for life..
I think he did
Lmaoo
@@jaypolas4136 dude I saw your reply 38 seconds ago lol....
I think he has been friendzoned so much that he subconsciously sees it coming
nightmare in life
The structure of this script is so dang good!!!! The plot twists give me nerd chills.
Theodore was forgotten since this vid...
Theodore looks like he wants to sell me some KFC.
Ooh verified
Mmmmm
hey verified channel
I swear dude
How is Minecraft you tuber here????!!!
Theodore: "You're mine now you sussy imposter"
Beluga: _Send halp pls_
@Jo Amon No.
@@fizzco3373 uwu😂😂😂😂
Who came here to see theodore 😂
Me
me
I love how Beluga was first reported near a common black volcano. That my friend, it the sign of a legend.
Edit: Hol' up, both him and Skittle were last seen in Mexic-
Beluga: does literally anything
Discord mod: *so you've chosen death*
Wow a verified account with 1 like....man I'm early
true
Fun fact: everything is either a potato or not a potato
@@Plasmicballs No one can disagree with that.
Fi
I’m starting to see a pattern with these discord mods,
Lester: Gluttony
Pablo: Wrath
Pablo jr: Pride
Eugene: Sloth
Theodore: Greed
Ralph: Envy
Now we just need Lust even though they all kinda have lust.
Brilliant 💖
What about Lester?
@@Creamed_Corn_INC. Lester could be pride?
What about Ralph
@@cozycottage5069 envy, he banned beluga when "skittle Chan" showed interest
Rip theodore
The origins of Theodore are truly legendary.
Beluga: Nitro is expensive but VPN isn't
Lmao
Beluga its 1million sub pov
@@erenasver Y e s
Bruyhhh
LMFAO
Omg its the forgoten theodore!!!!
I was honestly thinking "I stepped on a lego" would be enough to win him over.
I can't believe I'm actually invested in the lore now
THE BELUGA LORE TOOK A HECK OF A TURN
And yet skittle still missing
Facebook mom incoming
@@walter3198 *SEND THE MINION NUKES!*
The Discord mods, sorted by weight:
Ralph < Pablo < Eugene < Lester < THEODORE GAWD DAMNN
True
Is that also their rate for evilness?
@@Mike14264 yes, it is mathematicly proven that more fat means more evil. This only applies to discord moderators btw (and redditors 😳)
You've forgot Pablo. Jr
Boiiii
Who came here after watching his new video?😂😂
ME
me frfr
me
Me,ahahah xDD
Me 😂
Beluga: speak to the Dicord mods
Discord mods: you will never leave!
Beluga: *become a girl*
*Buys nord VPN* "It's not about money, it's about sending a message."
I don't have money to buy it tho.
And it's also useless 😂
but how to the mod find him if he used a vpn.
@@orpezo hiw did the mod find him* sorry i had to.
its an investment for the nitro
Good ending: The one on the door was belugas mom and Theodore actually went to Asia cause of the vpn
lmao
so his mom killed him?!?!?!?!?
@@ratkiller6237 beluwuga
Yo, that'd a perfect ad for NordVPN
And he went to my house
Theodore: 2 years later, Makes Beluga 100% bald. 😂
who came back after new vid
me
me too
Me
"Strategy 2, Ask nicely"
Beluga: *Spam pinged Theodore*
Strategy 2 failed successfully
Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I just got a new edm song out called Scramble and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)
Lmao
That's nice alright
Wow it’s almost like that happened in the video no way
I see 666 likes when I see this comment 😭😭
This lore is intense, but Takis are SERIOUSLY intense!
ಠ_ಠ
Say it again
Ayo bro shaggy is here say it or he will end the multiverse
BRO SAY IT SHAGGY GONNA END THE MULTIVERSE!
Yeah
Who came here from belugas invisble profile picture video
👎
Me
Me
Theodore would not make another appearance until being forgotten 2 years later.
Everyone gangsta till Theodore says “ buttercup .. “
@Operator Pepe Yàgà the movie is not just titled "chipmunk"
@@afadidas100k9 we can make it named that. Never underestimate gen z power.... never.
@@GlitchBoo_ ok
buttercup
When you realise he friendzoned himself by saying "we are friends for life"
LMAO
XD
Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I just got a new edm song out called Scramble and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)
@@ZachzWinner Yeah I kinda hate self promoters
@@broahahn8086 reporters lol
Lol 😂
People who came here from Never use an invisible profile picture...
Me
Me
Me
And MEEEEE!
And me five
i love how there was a random picture of jimin when you spammed your keyboard into the search bar
"Sweetie. I'm a Discord Mod. I make millions."
Theodore isn't afraid to flex his earnings I see
Did you not hear he makes millions?🤑
Oh this is the first time I saw your comment with 1 min ago
@@Android-fo3tk hi android 16
here
this is better than being early to a video
Theodore: My toilet is solid gold.
Beluga: 😍
we all know the toilet is worth all of Theodore's money
Sup mr subbot
Verified fish
Beluwuga*
Theodore is worth a toilet
WHO CAME HERE AFTER THE INVISIBLE PFP VIDEO
Me
Lol
Me
me2
Me
I like how Theodore didn’t accept Beluga, but he did accept a hot girl :)
This story’s plot line is thicker than any Netflix show I’ve seen
I disagree
@@me789. i agree
It’s thicker then my cat
this can be said about a lot of things for example any anime lol
Netflix shows don’t even have plots
Everyones talking about him buying a VPN to get nitro even tho VPN is more expensive, can we talk about Theodore finding his adress even tho he had a VPN
lol bro
Theodore is a glowie. Everyone knows that only glowies are Discord mods.
he paid a hacker
Yeah
@@zombs0 U can't hack a person with a vpn
Theodore is back after 2 years
Alternative ending:
Beluga returns his name and rickrolled him.
Me: Litteraly just started watching the video
Theodore: *GET OUT*
You asked for CZcams Premium
@@ThatRad Premium My Pennsylvanian Behind.
Just Use Vanced.
666 likes watf
Do what the god says
“strategy 2: ask nicely”
Beluga: **pings Theodore 10 times**
Theodore had some mercy for 5 more pings. Theodore isnt like Pablo or Lester
Hello fake I know tumh ladka ho hehe bhai yeh trick mere dost baht use Karter hai cate girl not cute psycho girls rock
@@cpp705 kid what are you saying
@@heyitsgray1762 you cant call anybody kid if you dont know their age
@@heyitsgray1762 hes speaking hindi and hes saying that "i know that your a boy not a girl i know this trick also my friend use this alot"
He literally break through his Nord VPN shield
Beluga: Can't afford nitro
Beluga: Buys something more expensive than nitro to try get someone to gift
Beluga: Smart
Did you mean... Smort?
The fact that he can buy NordVPN but not Nitro is believable enough to watch this series.
@snowie is Snowie a real channel?
Big sponsor
@snowie Are you real or a bot
@@TheEpicNoob no
XD skiitle, weight 300 omg
Everybody gangsta until his mouse works perfectly for once.
balls
@@DrChxrie pumkin balls
@@wokalukongluzuoaidiohoxikeowa Cool pumpkin balls
Wouldn't an anime boy pfp be more convincing?
@@cultsy1x warm balls
Skittle and beluga: Missing
Me: uhh how did this happen?
i have a question about every video u post has this weird maze thingy also i love ur videos and i subbed already and liked i also want to be in one of your stories also keep making new videos!
I just saw Beluga once and now I'm really addicted to his videos. Anyone else?
Yes
joe
yep, join the club brother
Welcome to the club brother
Same
*“dont “uwu” me.”*
Is the best quote I’ve heard.
YOU CAN HEAR LETTER TOO
Why yes it’s the best quote you heard, but it’ll be the last you’ll ever hear. (if you understand, it’s a joke.)
“Don’t ‘uwu’ me”*
(Sorry I had to)
“You need nitro, Sweetie”
Theodore=Pablo confirmed
I love how he needs nitro while at 1:10 he has a 0001 tag so means he already has nitro
There's still a 0.01% chance that the tag was randomly generated, if so he is lucky (unless he actually has nitro)
@@JJroyalblue theres no tag anymore
@@ElghisY yup. Unless you still haven't updated it yet
"Strategy 2: ask nicely"
*proceeds to ping Theodore a hundred times*
COPY PASTE
@@aiden2151 PASTE COPY
@@icebiteys PASCO TEPY
@@dahiana2d5 TEPY PASCO
@@mistycredo4861 PYTE COPAS
Beluga: dosen't spend $9.99 on a nitro
Also Beluga: *spends $11.95 on NordVPN*
i just noticed that lol
IKR
@Pablo where is skittle,WHERE IS HE
Sponsorship?
@Pablo where is heeee?????
Nitro: $9,99
Beluga: Nope.
VPN: $11
Beluga: I'll buy it !
I like how both skittle and Beluga went missing on April 25th, but for Beluga, right before it showed both, it said July 8th.
🕵🕵🕵🕵🕵😎😎😎😎
He’s not just making videos, He’s curing everyone’s boredom.
Wow not like I see this on everyone’s videos -_-
@@zillasaiyan1m274 just means they’re entertaining lol.
@@veil9652 it’s just so annoying to see the same comment on everyone’s video
@@zillasaiyan1m274 So what? I just wanna say the truth
Everybody gangsta till Beluga uses forbidden technique: gender swap uwu 9000.
he just like me frfr
More like an identity change
I am going through your videos to check if I saw everyone video
This is the only video I didn't see..!!
Nice video..
Damn, first we lost skittle now beluga... *finishes loading M4*
Beluga: Can’t buy 9.99$ nitro
Also Beluga: buys 11$ VPN
"9.99$ it's basically 10.00$"
@@Goetaxd bruh
@@Goetaxd u ruined the joke :D
You can opt out server boost and only pay like $5 for Nitro lel
VPN is more useful
*buys VPN for 11.95*
Discord nitro: *is 9.99*
*visible confusion*
That’s like saying, aww man I don’t have enough money for this. I don’t have $30! Lemme refill my gas for 45$ and grab the money back home……
Why would you spend money for emojis, server boost, etc, on Discord? It’s more about the value you are getting from spending your money on that.
It's per month tho
bruh my parents always do that
discord nitro is 9.99 a month though
People whi are here for invisible profile pic video
👇
Beluga: was reported missing
Also Beluga 2 days later: hello there
The blushes after every sentence is funny.
HELP ME I FOUND SKITTLE
69 likes 😏
@@jazibmahmud2471 welp not anymore
I don’t know where but he got out of Mexico
That’s his id
Theodore looks like a visual representation of Pizza Grease
Lol, i watch your vids
meoww
Ooo a verified commenter
Wouldn't the visual representation of pizza grease be a picture of pizza grease?
@@astroneural What do you mean? This is the picture of pizza grease
Beluga is the typw of guy who can’t afford Nitro but can afford NordVPN
I remember when this came out. I'm still watching ALL beluga vids today (i watched all of 'em)
Fact: Theodore is richer than Elon Musk.
Theodore isnt even real
Pretend not to see this guys but i wanna see people being mad at me :)))
@@kingdomtoiletto7633
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@@kingdomtoiletto7633 HO DARE TOU SAY THIS IT WAS A JOKE AND YOU RUINED IT
who is here from new vid
👇
Me lol😂
Beluga: Hey
Beluwuga: h-hi
Beluga: how r u
Beluwuga: g-good "blushes"
Beluga: ok
"Beluwuga become mod"
Beluga: U are god
Beluwuga: "Beluga has been baned"
“Beluga was reported missing”
Wait so Theodore was gay the whole time?
Vengeance Kill for Betrayal?
LMAO
Bruh... didn't think of it that way lol
bi maybe 👀
When Theodore came up to the house, he was devastated that he wasn't a girl, therefore, we could only think of the worse..
WHY DOES THIS LIKE ACTUALLY HAVE A STORY LINE ARE WE IN FROM SOME LORE?
Yeah have you not been paying attention?
Yea man ofc. That's why homie skittle is missing. He sacrificed himself
@@illustriousme3172 rip skittle, my mans in Mexico 🇲🇽
So sad
Nitro: $10
Beluga: To expensive
VPN: $11
Theodore manages to get to beluga's house?
Beluga: *Has the money to buy nitro*
Also Beluga: *Buys Nord VPN which is around the same cost as nitro*
Plot twist: Theodore is Pablo's alt.
I want to like but not to make the no to 70
Lol so tryee
Plot twist: we all knew lol
Duhhhhhhhhhhhh
Plot twist: Theodore and Pablo are killers
Beluga
Age: 19 Weight: 31
Skittle
Age: 6 Weight: *300*
Skittle be .1 taller tho
f a t
It’s probably the space suit that makes him heavy
Pls help 🙏🏻😭😭
Theodore
Age: 69 weight: 420
No way he did Skittle dirty like that, his weight isn't 300 compared to 31😂💀
Beluwuga : I need a husban. To support family.
Theodore : Sweetie. I'm a Discord mod. I make millions.
me : *Creates random servers with no one, and checks my bank*
I like how literally every video is the same "pretend you are a girl" gig yet we keep coming back for it
The beluga formula:
Repeatedly zoom in on pictures of fat faces
Mods with passive agressive language
Pretend to be a girl
HE'S IN TOO DEEP
@@freakymoejoe2 I mean
I dont mind the zooming
but the resr kinda sucks
@@michallebel3236 its not exactly high art. The zooming is a little mean too. Those are presumably real people being framed as internet creeps because of the way they look.
I still laugh from time to time tho
@@freakymoejoe2 Nobody said it is. It's just the video's aesthetic. About being "mean": The pictures are supposed to portray a "type", not to laugh at anyone specific.
@@michallebel3236 doesnt really matter, since it is still pictures of actual people getting put in that type
Theodore: Be my wife.
Also Theodore: We’re friends for life
He friendzoned himself.
Edit: That’s a lotta likes. Thanks, I guess.
here is the code from 1:13 11163711e0c8931646a41d566ddr-800-1605v2_uhq lol its real
@@RandomGuy-dv7ju It is though, go to images and you will see the girl's picture which is in his discord pp
Fubuki: no wife, friends!
OH
here’s ur 300th like
I like that he can buy a $11.95 membership of *NortVPN* but he can't buy nitro.
Discord Nitro £10
Beluga: Too Expensive
VPN £11
Beluga:I’ll Just But The VPN
beluga: *rejects 9.99$*
also beluga: *accepts 11.95$*
Ikr
Copied
@@mamamia3659 who
@@mamamia3659 give
@@mamamia3659 a
Inaccurate. Everybody knows Theodore's net worth is $850,000,000,000,000. He also has a solid gold Lamborghini covered in diamonds that's worth $435,000,000
he also owns bill gates
guys let me apologize. i said bill gates instead of gill bates 😨😨😨😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
@@lucy-qe3jv yeld
Only 850 trillion?
@M o o r a t 1 2 yrs omg i was so wrong
Correct
Love how Belgua can't buy Nitro but buying the VPN is no problem!
I’m here after he made the “don’t turn your pro invisible” and Theodore said he was in one of his first videos
Me😊
The power Beluwuga and Skittle chan hold is incomparable.
Shaggy
@@3xo0 they are talking about when he changes his name :/
@@3xo0 they meant their discord name
OMG STAY
@@pinkpalette uh they already got over the “name thing” if u even have braincells 😃
Beluga: "they need to be able to support a family"
Theodore: *elon musk noises intensify*
here is the code from 1:13 11163711e0c8931646a41d566ddr-800-1605v2_uhq lol its real
@@RandomGuy-dv7ju hero
?ban @@RandomGuy-dv7ju TikTok
?ban @@koreanamericandude test
?mute @Doggo Chan
beluga: *thinks everyone is a simp*
everyone: simp for beluga
1:29 beluga: **buys vpn**
_wastes $11.95 on vpn instead of $9.99 on nitro_
When is Ralph coming back?
Top 10 questions science still can't answer
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ralph got demoted
idk man
How are you on every video I watch
I'm trying to speed run CZcams as fast as Beluga he makes it look easy :p
Beluga: can't buy nitro
Also beluga: buys a VPN to get free nitro
The consistency is wild!
He spent $11.75 on a VPN and yet can't afford Nitro? Logic is really logicing.
I like how you couldn't afford Nitro but can pay for a VPN.
vpn useful nitro is a scam
Uwu
Nobody can “afford” nitro because nobody wants nitro
most likely these videos are staged, if you see a little bit of his videos it's basically the same... not sure why these show up in my watch list they're.... not funny
@@mictos7705 its meant be obviously staged dude. r/wooosh that went right over your head.