Hardjaxx - Storm Desert ive noticed a quote where a guy says “hijo de tu puta madre piece of shit” he is a random civilian found throught the desert area of the map, which i’ve noticed NOOSE also used.
Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't the older, middle aged N.O.O.S.E detective come at 5 Stars and gives orders to others? I know that 5 Stars is ~1.5-2x as many cops and N.O.O.S.E with the chances of helicopters landing, repelling and calling an extra increases with tear gas used to flush you out.
Literally every single law enforcement representative, including security guards, are bloodthirsty psychopaths in this game. Soon as you get two stars, you get an automatic death sentence.
Except the noose tactics in V were better as we're vehicle choices downside to V though is at five stars the military doesn't come out to get you unless your messing around at the military base
@@aulus3792 Did a little bit of search and found out the devs added this on purpose to make the online A.I harder for players, yeah, it's fucking BS on Rockstar's behalf. If they wanna make the game harder, just give the enemies better weapons instead of making rapid-firing carbines.
in game files the one who says that is not the cop but ped called "gay" with something else. Cops and noose actually dont limit themselves with only their own lines but also share peds lines too
I’m completely unsure but from what I guess it’s prob dialogue from when you injure them to a point where they will draw their pistol and eventually bleed out
7:50 KILLING MAKES MY DICK HAAAARD!
LMFAO
Lol xdd
LMFAO
Thanks for sharing
I thought he said "Killing makes my key card" instead tho XD
7:50 the reason why you're here
How did u know🤣
Wtf
I always thought they said killing makes my day hard but I was completely wrong I guess
KILLING MAKES MY DICK HARD :D
Necrophilia :D
7:19
Noose: I spotted him!
Noose: I don’t care.
XD
Lmao
Press the time stamp fast as hell multiple times.
*FUCK*
*FUCK*
6:51 You want war? YOU GOT ITTTTTT!!!"
You want war of Polices? YOUUU GOTTT ITT!!
LMAO
Russia 2022
when your friend shoots you with a nerf gun
Reminds me of GTA IV where one of the Italian mobsters screams "YOU WANNA GO TO WAR???!!!"
6:00 Tryhard voice when you killed him
4:35 Always that Aggressive Noose when he gets pissed at me
LMAO
@MJZD Gaming "I'm the last thing you're EVER GONNA SEEEEEEEE!!" ---then I shoot him in the face.
Why is that all they say tho
3:31 funniest way to say fuck you
4:19 - Duck! Drop fucking everything!
🦆
2:18 Duck DIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!
0:19 When u sit the wrong way
What about for those who don’t have balls and instead have roast beef sandwiches
4:45 Nobody's going to your Funeral 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure they reused this line for rdr2
Kifflom
Rdr2 came out after gta5 @@nickitysplit1232
Legit the best voice lines in the game
Eh the FIB Merryweather Gang Member and Military quotes are really good but I like these guys as well.
0:46 kifflom
7:03
4:47
When they shoot me: 6:47
6:20 😂
Hi bro
@@eylaegusquiza6038 sup
5:57 kiss the jerk lol
Kiss the dirt*
7:00 ONE OF US IS GONNA DIE!!
6:50 best part
6:32
I KILL FOR A LIVINNGGG!!!!!
0:34 NOOSE/SWAT : THIS IS NOOSE! YOU'RE SCREWED!!!
0:40 also NOOSE/SWAT : Hi
2:30 😂😂😂
YOUR GOING DOWN
2:35 KILLLL HIIIIIM
4:19 DROP FUCKING EVERYTHING
0:34 THIS IS NOOSE, YOU'RE SCREWED
0:41 This shit ends, RIGHT now!
4:35 so sad it’s true one day we will die
I like dogs Dog But he may not be the last thing we will see though.
clucklescluckdonaldsCLUCKCLUCK griffin Well yes,
4:45 My message for Micah Bell
The swat have the funniest quotes ever
I definitely agree
*6:49** YOU WANT WAR???? YOU GOOOOOT IT*
Thought he said more instead of war
@@epic_playz4283 same
LMAO
6:50 7:00 my favorites
0:44
C'mon make me put you down!
@@stormdesertstrike yeah figured it out before cheers
4:46 "NOBODY IS GOING TO YOUR FUNERAL!!!"
6:00 was kinda funny
Griffin Boi 7:50
Games Addicted 😂
6:51 Yew want war? YEEW GAT EEEEEET!!!!!
4:35 *I'M THE LAST THING YOU'RE EVER GONNA SEE!!!*
“DROP YOUR FUCKING WEAPON!!!” 5:52
Me: what weapon?
Part 2 is coming. This time will be with Afro-American and Latin quotes from NOOSE agents.
thanks, ive noticed that NOOSE uses quotes from hispanics found in Blaine County.
@@theicon6695 Exactly, but the voice files come from other NPCS besides NOOSE. Rockstar shared some NPCS voice files with civilians and NOOSE.
Hardjaxx - Storm Desert yup, that’s what i mean, thanks.
Hardjaxx - Storm Desert ive noticed a quote where a guy says “hijo de tu puta madre piece of shit” he is a random civilian found throught the desert area of the map, which i’ve noticed NOOSE also used.
@@theicon6695 Correct.
7:50 american cops when they see a 13 year old black kid jaywalking
Play it a 2x speed it becomes even funnier
Funny quotes like these make gta V the best of all
0:19 Goddamn Balls
Why do I think the NOOSE guys look and sound cute😍
You're right,so cute😍
@@damachestefan1495 yes
I agree
lol
yes it's cute being shooted by death by them
7:08😂😂😂😂😂
Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't the older, middle aged N.O.O.S.E detective come at 5 Stars and gives orders to others? I know that 5 Stars is ~1.5-2x as many cops and N.O.O.S.E with the chances of helicopters landing, repelling and calling an extra increases with tear gas used to flush you out.
Yes you are right
Lies
@@bini2851 No
@@roskcity there are no Noose detectives
They're Just Random.
7:00 One of us is gonna die
Says the one who keeps on coming back
Tryhards after i humiliate them: 6:00
7:50 Rockstar needs to chill out ☠️
6:00 my cat my lego Minecraft set
4:35 IM THE LAST THING YOUR EVER GONNA SEE!!
So a.... police station
5:34 I've got your back 💪
5:35Drop your weapon
They always say that when I have my fists out
1:08 HOLY F***!!!!
I call them the SWAT officers.
Yes they are SWAT of course
I call them S.W.A.T and noose
Can see why but they’re DHS not SWAT
Bloodthirsty psychopaths
As if Mike Frank or Trevor are any better
Literally every single law enforcement representative, including security guards, are bloodthirsty psychopaths in this game. Soon as you get two stars, you get an automatic death sentence.
0:21 drop your weapon now!!
0:29 cease and desist!!
0:35 this is noose you're screwed!!
1:07 you shiting me?;
1:27 do us a favor and get the fuck up!!!
1:52 OH GOD!!!
3:28 I need a fresh magazine
6:50 "You want WAR? YOU GOT IT!!"
0:40 "This shit END, RIGHT NOW!"
0:40 this sh** ends, RIGHT NOW
6:57 " Am be here for your head "
He said “I’m aiming for your head!”
"NOBODY'S GOING TO YOUR FUNERAL!" 4:45
6:57 cute little cat voz si cute
1:27 7:50 2:34 2:54 3:18 3:31 4:19 4:35 4:45 6:50
Where's the "Do you want to be arrested for obstructing justice!?" In mission "Carbine Rifles" ???
This is Noose your screwed
0:34
4:35 When a Noose is on foot shooting me
Fav line
@@nahin6553 well hello there
The NOOSE in GTA 4 looked better imo.
Literally.
Agreed what would happen in GTA 6 maybe it would be better than 5 I was hoping for GTA 6 so it could take place in Vice city
Let’s be honest everything in GTA 4 was better
@@blacktalnz_1290 GTA 4 also had FIB at 5/6 stars, GTA V has none outside of missions
Except the noose tactics in V were better as we're vehicle choices downside to V though is at five stars the military doesn't come out to get you unless your messing around at the military base
0:21 DROP YOUR WEAPON NOW!
5:51 7:27
Me Reacts To Mario Stuffs At EB Games Canada 4:19
I prefer LCPD NOoSE Units these guys ... umm... i dunno
Well I like all lcpd units better than lspd units
LCPD: STRAIGHT BADAZZ
LSPD: pee Wes gangsterz
LCPD are pussies compared to LSPD, they aren't willing to do whats necessary to stop the threat
Yeah same they're wayyy smarter and have better outfits
@@epic_playz4283 They ain't smarter.
4:19 Duck Drop fu**ing everything
The NOOSE in V sounds funnier, whilst the IV versions sounds more aggressive
7:08 Eshool
funniest shit ever
7:50 gotta be the best from the N.O.O.S.E🤣🤣🤣
I'M AIMING FOR YOUR HEAAAADDD!!!!
6:57
1:51 "Oh godd!" 😂
I wonder what it would sound like if multiple noose guys were falling down several flights of stairs together ❤
One of my favorites is I kill for a living
Is it just me or does sometimes when they shoot with their Carbine Rifles, it rapid fires like a Minigun?
No, it's not just you
Yep they sometimes shoot waaay faster than you ever could
Drains your life bar so quick too lol
@@aulus3792 Did a little bit of search and found out the devs added this on purpose to make the online A.I harder for players, yeah, it's fucking BS on Rockstar's behalf. If they wanna make the game harder, just give the enemies better weapons instead of making rapid-firing carbines.
@@johnb.d But all the rifles have similar damage lol
4:35 *IM THE LAST THING YOU EVER GONNA SEE!!!!*
Ted Bundy be like 7:50
One of us will die
Hostile gunfire
4:23 YOU CRAZY 4:24 WHAT THE FUCK!
I approve of this
same
@@zealcloaker7283 Franklin: you happy now
yessir
5:53 my favorite
you ever heard any of them or the cops say : IS THAT CHEESE COMEING OUT OF YOUR EARS
Yes
He actually says jizz not cheese
in game files the one who says that is not the cop but ped called "gay" with something else. Cops and noose actually dont limit themselves with only their own lines but also share peds lines too
6:57 7:00 7:50 0:44 1:27 4:46 6:50 2:18
“Shitfire”😂😂
I find noose people screaming in fire is funny,
Did one guy say all these lines?
0:21 0:34 0:35 1:11 1:27
7:50
7:13
6:50
7:00
6:32
7:31
6:57
someone give him some water
0:40 lol
Dont say lol you crusty ASS
They love what they do 🤷♂️ I'm not sure that's a good thing
2:27 "In cover now!"
6:00 this one is a tiny bit disturbing
UwU My Boy
0:46 KIFFLOM
Kifflom
What does that mean?
@@epic_playz4283 I have no idea i just hear it being said alot of times is gta 5
7:00 one of us is gonna dieee!!!
2:27 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6:50
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wtf, i haven't ever heard like 2/3 of these???
6:01 is he good??
I’m completely unsure but from what I guess it’s prob dialogue from when you injure them to a point where they will draw their pistol and eventually bleed out
freeze
What’s the guy that rages and gets mad then said “You dick” or “You dead” when your doing cayo setups
merryweather
Nobody’s going to your funeral!!!!!!!!!!!!