Calling Out Sam Smith's RIDICULOUS Pub Policies | Joe Lycett's Got Your Back | Channel 4

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  • Joe Lycett investigates the policies set out by Samuel Smith pubs with some help from journalist Kirsty Wark. Stream #JoeLycettsGotYourBack now on All 4.
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  • @abkl1
    @abkl1 Před 2 lety +3069

    Being from America, I clicked on this thinking the Singer Sam Smith was operating pubs

    • @IcedKatana
      @IcedKatana Před 2 lety +422

      From the UK, did the same thing! 😆

    • @millerhxc
      @millerhxc Před 2 lety +56

      Being British but not having lived there for the last decade, I was also confused by the title haha. I was never much of a pub goer nor drinker so have never come across the name Samuel Smith Brewery. I may have been in one of their pubs but not known it.

    • @kristin1980uk
      @kristin1980uk Před 2 lety +68

      I’m from England, UK and don’t worry, I thought the same. Kinda disappointed think Sam Smith’s (the singer) bars would be awesome places!
      Better than this skin flint toxic brewery for exclusively boring people x

    • @dougkeyes4406
      @dougkeyes4406 Před 2 lety +3

      Lmmfao

    • @BlinkyMet
      @BlinkyMet Před 2 lety +11

      Lived in the UK for 25 years and thought the same

  • @TechBaffle
    @TechBaffle Před 2 lety +1883

    I love how the Police Officer was quite pleased to see Joe Lycett! 😂

    • @cameronallan5624
      @cameronallan5624 Před 2 lety +176

      Police officer was just like. Hey ppl having some fun, no crimes commited, have a nice day.

    • @saptarshibhattacharya9442
      @saptarshibhattacharya9442 Před 2 lety +86

      Now that is a sensible copper.

    • @trmyerscough
      @trmyerscough Před 2 lety +50

      Bet the fun sponge was furious and had a stern word with the police and crime commissioner (judging by Sam Smiths previous)

    • @MrGorillafist
      @MrGorillafist Před 2 lety +57

      Now that's the kind of police officer others should strive to be. What a lovely chap.

    • @jamiehodgon7837
      @jamiehodgon7837 Před 2 lety +7

      First time I've seen a fed not want to get involved in politics

  • @hannahbriggs5111
    @hannahbriggs5111 Před rokem +598

    I worked at a Sam smith pub when I was 21, Humphrey smith came in to check how the pub was running. He came over to me purposely and ordered a pint of lager which was apparently supposed to be served in a specific glass (the pub didn’t have any of these left as they’d all been stolen or smashed before I started, so I was never told this). Anyway, when I served him a pint in a normal glass, he waited for me to put it down on the bar and then proceeded to scream blue murder at me in front of the entire pub. I couldn’t get a word in to explain myself and he stormed out. A grown man who is a millionaire screaming at a 21 yr old girl in public, after I’d done my best to provide him with professional and friendly service. The punters came over to check if I was ok, but not one member of staff checked on me.

    • @paulhackett796
      @paulhackett796 Před rokem +45

      I'm so sorry that happened to you, I honestly could never go back to working in service, so much disrespect. I'm annoyed that none of your staff even checked up on you, glad you've moved on to better things

    • @arlatornoreanu8957
      @arlatornoreanu8957 Před rokem +20

      I am sorry that happened to you. That shouldn't have happened, no employer should treat an employee like that. Hope you never have to work in such a toxic place again.

    • @davespanksalot8413
      @davespanksalot8413 Před rokem +25

      He sounds like a Caring Understanding Nurturing Type...

    • @fingmoron
      @fingmoron Před rokem +26

      Friend of mine had a very similar experience, he came in screamed at the poor 18 year old fella and then fired him on the spot. My mate ended up in another pub with an atmosphere and actual tips (no stingey customers) so was a win in the end. Still pretty cruel berating what is basically a child in front of everyone. Was a few years ago though now, dunno if humphrey still does this shit.

    • @1c2h3e4u5n6g
      @1c2h3e4u5n6g Před rokem +1

      I would have poured another beer and thrown it in his face

  • @tacticalaltarboy5875
    @tacticalaltarboy5875 Před 2 lety +857

    the copper was the best, is that Joe Lycette carry on mate xD

  • @crashvds777
    @crashvds777 Před 2 lety +223

    That cop gets it
    “Joe Lycett? Nah, he’s good.”

  • @callumalston5755
    @callumalston5755 Před 2 lety +363

    The police office cracked me up

  • @WadeWomersley
    @WadeWomersley Před 2 lety +724

    We live in York, just down the road from Tadcaster. Husband used to work there, not for Smiths, in a local business. He basically owns the village and gets to decide everything that goes on there. The footbridge thing was quite real and quite absurd. The town was split in two and Smith just did not want that bridge. You had to head out of town, on to the A64 then back in, huge detour for a tiny place. He's a repugnant man.

    • @Matt19matt19
      @Matt19matt19 Před 2 lety +85

      Sounds like he should be the main villain in hot Fuzz 2 if they ever made it.

    • @RabbitTeaPot
      @RabbitTeaPot Před 2 lety +15

      He sounds like a real life David Horton. Where’s the vicar when you need her?

    • @amygrant1503
      @amygrant1503 Před 2 lety +89

      I live in York too and will not drink in a sams smiths pub. Its funny they don't like swearing or phones ect but were fine with me being sexually harassed by a group of old men. Just a trash company all round

    • @chrisolagrim3597
      @chrisolagrim3597 Před 2 lety

      @@amygrant1503 elaborate?

    • @amygrant1503
      @amygrant1503 Před 2 lety +23

      @@chrisolagrim3597 elaborate on what?

  • @samcritchley2830
    @samcritchley2830 Před 2 lety +1103

    I worked for this charming man. He would make us pour the drip trays in to the pint glasses to stop any wastage. I lived in house, he wanted to paint the walls of the flat so he kicked us out for a month. No where to sleep in the meantime, with three days notice. He once came in and refused a disabled person to use the disabled toilets, and made a homeless man move all the beer barrels because he was missing 10p for the pint he’d started drinking.

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK Před 2 lety +6

      Yorkshire?

    • @samcritchley2830
      @samcritchley2830 Před 2 lety +44

      @@anonUK it was the Crown on New Oxford Street, London.

    • @pia91
      @pia91 Před 2 lety +61

      Holy shit that's a whole other level of arseholery 😳

    • @hannahlack1061
      @hannahlack1061 Před 2 lety +23

      jesus christ. Glad you no longer work for this pathetic man.

    • @nadiarowbotham6273
      @nadiarowbotham6273 Před 2 lety +25

      Maaan, I don't believe everything on TV or media and yet so many are coming out about this Smith guy. Destroy herrrr 😩💅💯

  • @rebeccah4201
    @rebeccah4201 Před rokem +159

    A few stories to add about Humpfrey and his family:
    1. Someone had done a barn conversion and spent £300k to do it up nicely. Humpfrey bought the barn conversion and ripped out everything and turned it back into a barn.
    2. His wife went to the charity shop in Tadcaster saw a pair of wellies and insisted she only wanted to buy one boot out of th pair and only wanted pay half price.
    3. Humpfrey was obsessed with the idea the guy taking parking fees at his car park was skimming. So to help prove his point he camped out all night sleeping on a bench hoping to catch him... he's a millionaire!

    • @ewan7283
      @ewan7283 Před rokem +1

      nothing really wrong with any of these

    • @rebeccah4201
      @rebeccah4201 Před rokem +28

      @@ewan7283 well the wellies story is dumb because who is going to buy a sole wellie? Also its a charity shop stop being tight. Others just demonstrate how petty humphrey.

    • @brmbkl
      @brmbkl Před rokem +7

      @@ewan7283 exsqueeze me?

    • @clockywork
      @clockywork Před rokem +8

      @@ewan7283 bruh

    • @cessposter
      @cessposter Před rokem +7

      @@ewan7283 ok contrarian

  • @drstkova
    @drstkova Před 2 lety +389

    I live three minutes by foot from a SS pub. The last time I visited was alone to have Sunday lunch. While I was waiting for my lunch I took out my phone because my gf (who was away on family business) had sent me a message updating me on the health of her mother who was ill. I was told that mobile phones are banned and I should put it away. I was hungry so didn’t tell them to eff off right then but resolved never to visit again. The remainder of my time was spent listening to people talking about the mobile phone ban, itself a joyless and dismal experience. In banning mobile phones to encourage conversation, Humphrey lost a customer; pissed me right off; forced strangers to have dull conversations about how ridiculous the ban is.

    • @Matthew-bu7fg
      @Matthew-bu7fg Před 2 lety +15

      You shouldn't be telling anyone to eff off for enforcing company policy. I am sure whoever it was that told you to put your mobile phone away didn't invent the rules, thus if you had told them to eff off it would've been extremely poor from you.

    • @DinGrogu16
      @DinGrogu16 Před 2 lety +1

      😂

    • @Arwel22597
      @Arwel22597 Před 2 lety +33

      @@Matthew-bu7fg if policy is dumb it should be met with dumb behaviour

    • @jake7725
      @jake7725 Před 2 lety +14

      @@Matthew-bu7fg I don't think he meant it literally, I'm certain he would have said it in a more courteous way

    • @chrisolagrim3597
      @chrisolagrim3597 Před 2 lety +11

      @@BritJim it's hardly morally reprehensible is it? It is a ridiculous policy but it's not a moral issue.

  • @hemedia7082
    @hemedia7082 Před 2 lety +721

    The guy who rang the police broke the law, namely, section 5.2 of the criminal law act 1967, which comes with either a £5000 fine or 6 months in jail. Well done Joe. That pub owner should be in jail as well.

    • @josefv1154
      @josefv1154 Před 2 lety +13

      Can you explain more? I'm not from the UK so I kinda want more context.

    • @Hollomau5
      @Hollomau5 Před 2 lety +69

      @@josefv1154 I believe he’s referring to this
      (2)Where a person causes any wasteful employment of the police by knowingly making to any person a false report tending to show that an offence has been committed, or to give rise to apprehension for the safety of any persons or property, or tending to show that he has information material to any police inquiry, he shall be liable on summary conviction to imprisonment for not more than six months or to a fine of not more than [F3level 4 on the standard scale] or to both.

    • @aartadventure
      @aartadventure Před 2 lety +26

      Unfortunately, this would never stick in court. He tosser could simply argue he was a concerned citizen reporting information to the best of his knowledge to the police, and he was worried for the community, because a strange man (Joe) was acting in unusual ways. Furthermore, I believe it may actually have been technically illegal for Joe to pour and offer alcohol on the street like he did, although Joe would probably get away with that due to it being a comedy bit and him being famous and it was on TV.

    • @sambee8982
      @sambee8982 Před 2 lety +2

      I would laugh if that guy got arrested for wasting police time! lol😂

    • @AaronRossMercer
      @AaronRossMercer Před 2 lety +45

      @@aartadventure If you look, he's pouring Becks Blue, its non alcholoic. Probably to get around not having a licence.

  • @merriellegatlin2714
    @merriellegatlin2714 Před 2 lety +102

    As soon as the police man said “is that joe lycett?” I knew he was gonna be fine with it.

  • @doomlabs769
    @doomlabs769 Před 2 lety +109

    Had meeting with Humphrey... turned up in a clapped out car and then took the most popular beer off sale because nobody was buying his new one... then fired me for the loss of trade he had caused

    • @monkeytennis8861
      @monkeytennis8861 Před 2 lety

      Things that never happened

    • @Afarrell18
      @Afarrell18 Před 2 lety +26

      @@monkeytennis8861 Hello Humphrey

    • @joepeake8972
      @joepeake8972 Před rokem +9

      @@monkeytennis8861 seriously? There are thousands of similar stories about this nutcase

  • @writerinprogress
    @writerinprogress Před 2 lety +220

    Well this threw me for a loop! I honestly thought the lovelorn singer had branched out and got themselves a second business as a backup if their music career tanked.

  • @FreeBeerNoBingo
    @FreeBeerNoBingo Před 2 lety +62

    I'll never set foot in another. There was one in our darts league. They kicked off because two of our players use their mobiles to manage medical conditions. I mean, how very dare we look at our phones when it's trying to tell us our blood sugar is too low? The use was explained, the medical necessity was explained, and the discrimination was explained when we were told to keep the volume off and go outside the premises to check to make sure no alerts were being missed. At the end of the night it was recommended that both players be left out of the team for future away matches there. And I get it now - they're run by an arsehole that will punish them for any transgressions. I don't care if they're the only water or toilet in 100 miles and I'm desperate - never, ever, again.

    • @scottyd2262
      @scottyd2262 Před 2 lety +21

      That would have to be illegal under the disabilities act wouldn't it ??

    • @lorddarlo6194
      @lorddarlo6194 Před rokem

      They have Darts Boards I'm Surprised.

    • @lon3don
      @lon3don Před rokem +3

      Oh do use their toilet, just don't give them any business. I stopped using one of their pubs in SW London, years ago. The staff were bitterly unhappy.

  • @Matt19matt19
    @Matt19matt19 Před 2 lety +66

    When you sound like you should be the main villain in the sequel to hot Fuzz you know there's something wrong. I bet even Tim Martin thinks he's a w*nker.

  • @Velobetty
    @Velobetty Před 2 lety +157

    We were in a Sam Smith's pub a while ago and my friend got out a laptop just to charge a phone as it was low in battery. The person behind the bar immediately said "No laptops! My boss will sack me!". It was so strange! We asked, politely and just out of interest, why this was but the answer was just "My boss will sack me". Now it all makes sense. Also the beer was sh*t.

    • @monkeytennis8861
      @monkeytennis8861 Před 2 lety

      Bullshit

    • @Velobetty
      @Velobetty Před 2 lety +8

      @@monkeytennis8861 Why would it be bullshit? These are literally the rules in the Sam Smith pubs. You're not allowed laptops out and the boss of the brewery punishes the pub staff. It's literally the point of this video. It was in the Yorkshire Grey in London, W1 on Tuesday the 1st February.

    • @SongBillong
      @SongBillong Před 2 lety +1

      @@monkeytennis8861 Did you not watch the video?

    • @rebeccah4201
      @rebeccah4201 Před rokem

      Are you telling me taddy lager didn't impress you? 🤔 their beer is shite and their owner is shite.

  • @James-ec7qx
    @James-ec7qx Před 2 lety +144

    After hearing how badly the owner treats people I refuse to drink at these pubs anymore

  • @jazzycat8917
    @jazzycat8917 Před 2 lety +65

    It takes a real psychotic sense of entitlement to think that employment law doesn't apply to your or your business and you can jsut do whatever the hell you want.
    Also i WISH i could have seen that twats face when the cop he called turned up and was borderline starstruck to see Joe Lycett lmao

    • @MrFinbarz
      @MrFinbarz Před 2 lety +4

      Employment law for minimum wage workers only really exists in theory. The law will protect you assuming you can afford for it to do so. Unless you earn enough to make it worthwhile employment law is nought but a cruel joke.

    • @NJWiddowson
      @NJWiddowson Před 2 lety +3

      Narcissism. A real personality disorder

  • @leastlikelyto
    @leastlikelyto Před rokem +11

    That police officer is the true gem “no problem for me then!”

  • @russellharris5314
    @russellharris5314 Před 2 lety +99

    got offered a pub landlord job in a sam smith pub on my first trip to my new local after moving 300 miles despite having no experience working behind a bar. Got told it would be minimum wage and id also have to pay for the bills for the flat upstairs as they would be my responsibility as I would be required to live there. the bar staff looked depressed and trapped. The place still has no customers because of its rules

    • @FHL-Devils
      @FHL-Devils Před 2 lety +7

      In fairness, getting free lodging is a pretty nice perk on top of a wage, even if it is minimum. It's not like housing (and likely a commute) wouldn't be a cost in any other job. But yes, a place like this seems like a living hell to work in.

    • @russellharris5314
      @russellharris5314 Před 2 lety +17

      @@FHL-Devils the place being a studio flat isnt something id consider moving into given that i already have a house. it just would mean paying bills for two properties. I can see it trapping people easily that do want to find a place of their own, but even then they would be better off saving for a deposit elsewhere

    • @FHL-Devils
      @FHL-Devils Před 2 lety +3

      @@russellharris5314 ......... so then, you're not the ideal candidate for the job, and maybe you have nothing useful to add to the conversation? And clearly you don't understand that some people have no choice but to rent. And also clearly you also don't understand that the best way to "save for a deposit elsewhere" IS to get housing included with their job.

    • @russellharris5314
      @russellharris5314 Před 2 lety +24

      @@FHL-Devils totally right about me not being the right candidate. I saw the scam while it was being pitched. the same job in another pub chain would pay £20k more, you could easily save up while renting in better accommodation for doing exactly the same job role. local flats of that quality in the town were being sold for £14k(no i am not missing a zero on that figure)

    • @SaviourInDistress
      @SaviourInDistress Před 2 lety

      @@russellharris5314 in what year did you see a flat on sale for £14000? Like thats just not believable. And if you did see it, then it was either a scam or the building is in such bad shape itll cost you way more to repair than to just buy a decent flat.

  • @popeyedish
    @popeyedish Před 2 lety +39

    In Whitby during folk week they burned an effigy of humphrey smith on the beach...The Plough was where all the folkies gathered and they were absolutely furious at the music ban..a few years later at the same pub, the landlord threw people out for singing happy birthday...🤯

  • @TVFILMBUFF
    @TVFILMBUFF Před 2 lety +64

    Natural follow up is to go to Sam's and ask for a top up. Take a sip. Ask for a top up. Take a sip. Ask for a top up.

  • @johnavery3941
    @johnavery3941 Před 2 lety +55

    Oh my days that Police Officer is a legend

  • @bassetts1899
    @bassetts1899 Před 2 lety +212

    I once sat in a Sam Smith pub looking at my phone for almost an hour because my friend was running late. I was sat right in front of the bar. When my friends arrived we spent all night there having a great time while swearing like sailors. Not a problem whatsoever, not a peep from the staff. It makes me glad to know that staff are rebelling against these weirdly Draconian rules.
    However, they didn't take card, which was bizarre. Had to trek to the nearest cash point.

    • @verneata1788
      @verneata1788 Před 2 lety +59

      All cash business, easier for fraud.

    • @sambee8982
      @sambee8982 Před 2 lety +1

      I could imagine food and beer being thrown at Humphrey Smith if he saw all this and tried to shut down the pub! lol😂

    • @AFlyingCoconut
      @AFlyingCoconut Před 2 lety +4

      @@MartintheTinman Cards also provide an accurate and irrefutable list of your earnings.
      You would not believe the number of small businesses in the UK who fudge their tax returns by misquoting their physical cash intake - It's a fairly common practice, as someone who has worked for people in these kinds of businesses.
      If you spend £10 cash at a market stall or other similar street vendor, you'd be lucky if they declare even £1 of that sale come tax time

    • @0ME96
      @0ME96 Před 2 lety +2

      @@MartintheTinman cost of counting cash, having it collected, and safely storing it, easily now costs more than card fees for most businesses

    • @MrFinbarz
      @MrFinbarz Před 2 lety

      @@0ME96 yeah er that's probably the reason. Probably.

  • @hannahsmith4007
    @hannahsmith4007 Před 2 lety +41

    In Appleton roebuck there used to be a SS pub (I don’t think it’s still open), I shit you not my friend got told off for checking his phone for the time, meanwhile there was a couple casually groping each other’s groins by the toilet entrance. It’s ridiculous how much this man owns and how much he exploits people. There are so many stories around York of him, not heard a single nice one.
    Omg that bloody bridge debacle, I had forgotten....

  • @joelww2501
    @joelww2501 Před rokem +25

    I love how the cop recognised him and was just like “carry on” 😂

  • @malenotyalc
    @malenotyalc Před 2 lety +31

    He should've filmed in the pub, and have people constantly request a top off.

  • @idontwanttopickone
    @idontwanttopickone Před 2 lety +33

    So, if you ever have the misfortune of ending up in a Sam Smith's pub you should ask for a top up, regardless of how full the glass looks because their policy is to short change the customers.

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter Před 2 lety +26

    No there was no "need" to allow the temporary bridge, it's just called acting like a decent human being

  • @kittys179
    @kittys179 Před 2 lety +113

    Thank you Joe Lycett for calling out these kinds of businesses. I would say don't go to these places but the only ones who would really suffer are the people who work for these money grabbers. Just ask for that top up on the pint...

  • @sodone4593
    @sodone4593 Před 2 lety +30

    I'll leave you to it then! 🤣 priceless

    • @FHL-Devils
      @FHL-Devils Před 2 lety +2

      It's nice to see a cop who actually knows the law. The US could take a few lessons... both police and the public.

    • @sodone4593
      @sodone4593 Před 2 lety +1

      @@FHL-Devils I know right? Not to judge all US police by what ive seen, but what I HAVE seen just shows they love to exercise a bit of power whenever they can

    • @FHL-Devils
      @FHL-Devils Před 2 lety +1

      @@sodone4593 - And the public loves to push the limit to see exactly what that breaking point is.

  • @hunyesmith03
    @hunyesmith03 Před 2 lety +12

    My friends were kicked out of one of their pubs in West London for reading something on their phone and not talking enough. We went back together and were told to leave again for taking out our phones.

  • @andyd2528
    @andyd2528 Před 2 lety +5

    I live in Rochdale.
    There must be 10 Smith's pubs here.
    I think at last count 3 were open.
    Humphrey is a menace to his own business.

  • @oyster4817
    @oyster4817 Před 2 lety +9

    I thought he was talking about the singer for a second, I was like why would they be kicking people out of pubs lol

  • @NiceDonkey3417
    @NiceDonkey3417 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Watched this across the pond and was so pleased to see the first google question be "why are so many Sam Smith pubs closed?" and the answer be "lack of people to run them." Way to go guys!

  • @chrisboot2468
    @chrisboot2468 Před 2 lety +46

    Weirdly enough, the only gay pub in York during the 1970s, 80s and 90s was "The York Arms" near the Minster....a Sam Smith's pub

    • @robinburn4974
      @robinburn4974 Před 2 lety +2

      Nice pub too, still is

    • @aartadventure
      @aartadventure Před 2 lety +2

      Why didn't the crazy owner intervene? Or did he take over somewhere in the 90s?

    • @Sam-bz1hr
      @Sam-bz1hr Před 2 lety +1

      been closed nearly 2 years , because no one wants to risk taking it on , nice little pub to

  • @AdventStrife
    @AdventStrife Před 2 lety +19

    Worked in a sam smiths pub for years, those last few years were awful, was in an ex mining village and it was so tiresome trying to enforce these rules, hours got cut after our manager died so couldn't replace him considering he did 16 hours a day 7 days a week at times as he was on his own, and the night he died humphrey came and told us that the rules weren't being followed. Also because we were struggling to find a manager for the pittance he was going to be paying them for the amount of hours they were actually doing we were due to close so he told us we would have to either hand in our notice or we wouldn't get our holiday pay due to us or we would be moved to a different pub till it reopens.. hes not got a clue how the real world works, yes in theory the swearing and phone ban would be nice at times but honestly it's just a futile thing, you either have it or you lose your customers which we would have done if we'd have kicked one of them out for swearing.

  • @IronBhoy
    @IronBhoy Před rokem +4

    Won’t be going into those pubs for 96%er ever ! 😂😂😂

  • @Flashpoint-jg2qw
    @Flashpoint-jg2qw Před 2 lety +10

    Went to the Kings Arms in York(Smiths). The staff were absolutely miserable. Before the pandemic, it was owned by someone else and it had a wonderful atmosphere. I’ve researched the bridge in Tadcaster, and the people he’s made life hell for in that area, Honestly, the only way Humphrey Smith would look good, is being several feet under.

  • @chriscommon3980
    @chriscommon3980 Před 2 lety +24

    But working for Spoons they do 5% heads on pints and force you to overload with ice to save on soft drinks lol

    • @llpalm08
      @llpalm08 Před 2 lety +5

      That's why I always say I don't want ice in my drink at spoons, otherwise you end up with 1/3 drink 2/3 ice.

    • @chrisolagrim3597
      @chrisolagrim3597 Před 2 lety +7

      They charge 30% less than most pubs though so swings and roundabouts

    • @hardy1989
      @hardy1989 Před 2 lety +3

      Thats not a new thing, mcdonalds and kfc have been doing that for years.

    • @KleioChronicles
      @KleioChronicles Před 2 lety +1

      At least their burgers are good.

    • @chrisolagrim3597
      @chrisolagrim3597 Před 2 lety

      @@llpalm08 is that on your way to the Mensa meeting you genius.

  • @adam346
    @adam346 Před 2 lety +18

    I was going to be a land-lord of a small three-story walk-up (42 units all said and told) and when they asked how much I would require to be paid.. I said "Since my living accommodation will be a taxable item, I would like an additional $38k a year on top of that" they looked at me in half bewildered gaze.. that would be about $50k, all said and told. I told them that since my living in that apartment would be conditional to my employment I would not do it for less because if I decide to end my contract I will be forced to find another apartment at probably a higher cost, this was to guarantee I would be able to afford to do so should the time come. I never heard back.

  • @johndoyle4723
    @johndoyle4723 Před rokem +4

    You forget the no credit cards, but for a brief period the Pub near us accepted credit cards but insisted on an obscure surcharge of something like 1.82%, they do not accept them now. This one was also an Hotel, you were expected to settle your accommodation bill in cash.
    The one near us is dreadful, I never go now, it was a decent pub before SS took over, now the car park is empty, just like the pub.

  • @timharris2787
    @timharris2787 Před rokem +2

    They are currently advertising for 113 management couples to run their pubs. Their estate is about 235 - 240 pubs and hotels so about half of them are currently shut. But a lot of pubs are struggling and as they are rumoured to own nearly all of their properties as freeholds they are probably losing less money on them by keeping them closed.

  • @clairebarnett4994
    @clairebarnett4994 Před 2 lety +18

    "Sam Smiths: marginally less problematic than Spoons. Also we're not that cheap anymore, but what you gonna do?"

  • @Boo-pv4hn
    @Boo-pv4hn Před 2 lety +13

    Such a waste of police time the person should be fined for calling them unneeded ly

  • @louloumagoo2512
    @louloumagoo2512 Před 2 lety +6

    Such a fan/appreciator of Joe Lycett!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @superbate6714
    @superbate6714 Před 2 lety +14

    Nellie's in Beverley has become a toxic environment for the fun sponges of Samuel Smith. Dirty taps is what makes the beer taste better there.

  • @thegametrainer9004
    @thegametrainer9004 Před 2 lety +1

    love the advert was for hugo boss 😂

  • @twat3789
    @twat3789 Před 2 lety +2

    The delivery from Mark on “I’m absolutely hammered” fucking sent me

  • @bringmemybow
    @bringmemybow Před rokem +7

    Policeman clearly got actual stuff to do.

  • @nidodson
    @nidodson Před 2 lety +6

    There needs to be multiple shows like this in the US.

    • @mogshade66
      @mogshade66 Před 2 lety

      Problem with that is your right/fundamentalists etc would take massive issue with the fact he's gay to start with.
      Look at what's happening with Disney and Florida.
      Fox and that Shapiro bastard would be all over it.
      There's a "Don't say gay" bill of all things.
      He would be safer in the US doing a CZcams channel.
      Then it would be seen as "communism" or "socialism" and other words certain people throw about but don't know the meaning of.
      We have programs like this where I live in New Zealand
      but we also have a social democracy.
      In the US you would have loads of angry people yelling about socialists trying to interfere with business and "my rights" etc.

  • @lpenn
    @lpenn Před 2 lety +6

    that cop was a legend XD

  • @siowalker7987
    @siowalker7987 Před rokem +3

    I actively avoid all Unhinged Humphrey’s pubs. Not hard to do. Just look through the window and if the customers all look lifeless and dull, it’s one of his joyless hell holes.

  • @gregoryevans9601
    @gregoryevans9601 Před 2 lety +27

    Good one, Joe! The copper was funny!

  • @FTFLCY
    @FTFLCY Před 2 lety +10

    They've put their prices up outrageously. A pint of their piss poor own brand cider is £6.50, everywhere in London. You can get something far better for less money in genuinely nice pubs. £1.60 for a packet of crisps too! Oh well. I'll be boycotting both Sam Smiths as well as JDW from now on.

    • @420meezle
      @420meezle Před rokem

      10 years ago I could justify going to the one by Arndale in Manchester because the pints were £2. Now, in 2022 Bristol, they're over £5. Fuck you very much.

  • @katemilou42
    @katemilou42 Před 2 lety +2

    I've never heard of these pubs. Thank god

  • @shandywarhol4444
    @shandywarhol4444 Před 2 lety +2

    I'm goin' to 'Spoons too!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kx

  • @MegaTerryNutkins
    @MegaTerryNutkins Před rokem +13

    We have a couple of Sam Smiths around here, lived a few doors down from one for years. Tbh it used to be great - nice atmosphere with cheap beer and no trouble, none of the landlords enforced the draconian rules until the phone ban came in by which point I'd moved house.
    Every single landlord I spoke to thought the owner was a complete @rsehole though, literally 100% of them.

  • @straightouttaballymahon270

    i still cant tell if ive just gone delusional or if those eyes are really blinking in the background XD

  • @Gapthrosnir
    @Gapthrosnir Před 2 lety +5

    Being from Yorkshire Sam Smith Pubs have been weird. Generally we're a bunch of really proud, family/community driven bunch, there's also lots of miners who are known for their "Pit talk" which is pretty much just swearing. Sam Smiths seems the opposite of all that...

  • @astrozombie548
    @astrozombie548 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I've just woken up so go easy on me. I thought this was about the singer Sam Smith, LMFAO!!.. 😂😂😂✌

  • @Sharpe2007Dent
    @Sharpe2007Dent Před 2 lety +8

    I assure you the London branches are not cheaper then other pubs lol they are pricey AF

  • @XenilaVanilla
    @XenilaVanilla Před 2 lety +36

    We have a Sam Smith pub here in Bristol called the ‘King William Ale House’… safe to say that it’s always empty 😬👍🏻

    • @roberthindle5146
      @roberthindle5146 Před 2 lety +4

      The much better Famous Royal Navy Volunteer is next door.

    • @XenilaVanilla
      @XenilaVanilla Před 2 lety +1

      @@roberthindle5146 indeed! The Volley is much better 😌👌🏻

    • @chrisneale2036
      @chrisneale2036 Před 2 lety +1

      I really want to go there now just to use my phone. And then obviously to the volley. Or maybe kongs

    • @XenilaVanilla
      @XenilaVanilla Před 2 lety

      @@chrisneale2036 kong’s is the best! 😊 I used to work with a Chris Neale, you didn’t ever work at Debenhams in Bath per chance did you? 😂

    • @chrisneale2036
      @chrisneale2036 Před 2 lety

      @@XenilaVanilla Afraid not, or at least, not that I remember!

  • @DaNgErHaZaRdLiFe
    @DaNgErHaZaRdLiFe Před rokem +4

    Sam smith or Humphrey has closed loads of the Sam smith pubs out of no where. My local SS pub was open on the Monday and packed up/gone on the Tuesday. Can’t even imagine how the pub manager felt. Slowly it’s been happening to more and more around here (I’m pretty local to tadcaster too).
    I was also kicked out of a Sam Smith pub for drinking a snake bite and black- even though they served me and the manager came over and asked me to leave for drinking an “illegal” drink lol. That was in York!
    Humphrey is such a callous and horrid person for what he did to pub managers over and post lockdown let alone how much of a bell end he was before lockdown.

  • @montyboon4127
    @montyboon4127 Před 2 lety +22

    Genuinely thought you were talking about the musician, sam smith

  • @Dean256
    @Dean256 Před 4 měsíci

    I went into one of these pubs in Whitby once, what a depressing experience. It’s since closed, not surprised I’ve been in morgues that have more life than these depressing places.

  • @bambicrandi
    @bambicrandi Před 2 lety +1

    The background painting with people blinking was tripping me out.

  • @kimmcbride30
    @kimmcbride30 Před 2 lety +7

    Feudal Lord of Tadcaster

  • @vsznry
    @vsznry Před 4 měsíci +2

    So this indian guy is the Guillermo to your Jimmy Kimmel. LOL

  • @ArtyMars
    @ArtyMars Před 2 lety +19

    YES JOE BOSS GET ‘EM

    • @bobafetting6373
      @bobafetting6373 Před 2 lety +2

      Isn’t it Hugo Lycett? ;)

    • @ArtyMars
      @ArtyMars Před 2 lety +2

      @@bobafetting6373 An enigma for sure haha

  • @fallen4u248
    @fallen4u248 Před rokem +1

    i remember when whiby burned an eforgy of samel smith, because they dint get a music license during the whitby folk festival. the year before was it was the best place for music in whitby and reason teenage me came back. 2005~

  • @bugsy220791
    @bugsy220791 Před rokem +2

    He kicked men out for kissing lol I used to hook up with a guy in his pub after closing on the pub floor. Just to clarify the pub joe was outside of .

  • @bipolarminddroppings
    @bipolarminddroppings Před 2 lety +2

    Good Yorkshire accent Joe does.

  • @jsimmos8844
    @jsimmos8844 Před 2 lety

    Pint glass is 6 inches. Beer head is recommended to be 1 inch. It holds the flavour

  • @steconroy4345
    @steconroy4345 Před 2 lety +6

    all pubs give 95 percent of a pint there allowed by law the head of the pint

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller Před 2 lety

      But not 94 percent, that's crazy.

    • @smee6969
      @smee6969 Před 2 lety

      Legally sure but I've personally never had a pub I've worked in have a policy that I HAVE to pour 95%.

  • @Sarahmemyselfi
    @Sarahmemyselfi Před 2 lety +3

    Nasty pubs and sadly the only pub in my village. The daft rules spoil the community feeling the pub ought to have and with no other options, the shite beer and sour faced landlords have to be faced or you go without. I stay away, it’s not worth it when it is actually open. It’s been shut on and off over the course of years anyway - bad management and crap rules don’t make for a busy pub!

  • @paulqueripel3493
    @paulqueripel3493 Před 2 lety +2

    There are more stuffed animals than people in my local SS pub on a Saturday night. Taxidermy , not toys.

  • @timmasson4731
    @timmasson4731 Před 2 lety +3

    Joe needs to do one of these with @carpetright bunch of crooks

  • @hannahlack1061
    @hannahlack1061 Před 2 lety +1

    So glad my local pub is a sizzlers

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne Před 8 měsíci

    It’s like Wetherspoons in air strip one basically

  • @ct5625
    @ct5625 Před 2 lety +7

    To be fair, a lot of pubs are this bad. I have one local that I absolutely love, and it's a rock pub. There aren't many others I would set foot in in my city because they're owned by oppressive chains who seem overly obsessed with people not wearing hats, attract hordes of chavs at exactly 9pm or have a less welcoming atmosphere than Mars.
    Two years ago I went into a pub I hadn't been into for probably ten years, I was eager to go and check it out again because they used to host some good bands. Within 3 minutes of arriving the Karen behind the bar was yelling at me for wearing a hat and "disrespecting" her father (I have no idea).
    I told her that if that's how she welcomes new customers she should make the most of the next five years because the several drunk old men around me weren't long for this world.

    • @Cssfiend
      @Cssfiend Před 2 lety

      Do you also coincidentally arrive at around 9pm, with a desire to wear a hat indoors?

  • @jaidon544
    @jaidon544 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I work there currently in soho, London. I’m leaving in a week for uni. The cider, along with the pure brew, is now 7.30. And Sam has the absolute audacity to blame the decline of sales on my manager and the entire bar pretty much, when he’s the one raising the prices to ridiculous amounts. This company is facing its downfall already I know. The only reason I stayed so long because the manager is an amazing woman and I love working with my colleagues. Shit company. Wouldn’t recommend.

  • @amimrie
    @amimrie Před 2 lety +1

    Never heard of them, But I'll be sure to steer clear.

  • @20entylettersmaximum10
    @20entylettersmaximum10 Před rokem +2

    Used to work in a Sam Smith put 2009 Humphrey spends NYE driving around his London pubd to check theres no music coming from them. Also, hes crazy strict about GP profit markups, if you are just 1% under GP for 2 months...then youre out!

  • @user-ng9gd4vl9s
    @user-ng9gd4vl9s Před 2 lety +5

    Legend of a police man

  • @josephsettle8558
    @josephsettle8558 Před 10 měsíci

    Samuel Smith, brews World Class beers!!! Winter Welcome Ale, included!!

  • @sambee8982
    @sambee8982 Před 2 lety +1

    Why is it that that Humphrey Smith runs his Samuel Smith pubs like how they were in Victorian Times? Recently, when I went to The Rugby Tavern in Hull, it was empty, yet the other pub chains were not, which was a shame (I do enjoy the chocolate stout that Samuel Smith does) and I do like to chat to people, but it's not surprising that the Samuel Smith pubs are usually quiet or even empty considering that Humphrey has ridiculously silly rules in place like the no mobile phone rule and the no swearing rule....

    • @liamscott1905
      @liamscott1905 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @sambee8982
      Also Victorian pubs didn’t have signs saying “no laptops, no tablets, no phones” everywhere like Sam smith’s pubs do, so that rule kinda backfired on him.
      You’d also think a traditionalist would have more cask beer selection but no they only do “old brewery bitter” on cask, their other beers are taps.

  • @tornadoman1538
    @tornadoman1538 Před 2 lety +4

    Make Season 3 of Utopia!!!

    • @XenilaVanilla
      @XenilaVanilla Před 2 lety

      Are you talking about the series that got axed several years ago about sterilising people!? 😧 if so yes! I completely agree! 😁

  • @MrFinbarz
    @MrFinbarz Před 2 lety +5

    So Sam Smiths pubs are contractually obliged to short measure customers? Awesome. Don't go to the pub often but when I do it won't be Sam Smiths.

    • @Trek001
      @Trek001 Před 6 měsíci

      Yeah... I think that would surely be a disregard of the law - went in a Sam Smith pub once in Scarborough and got below the minimum level required for a "pint"... I asked why, got told it was company policy so rang my father - who just so happened to work for the local area of Trading Standards Within a few days, it was at least the regulation level

  • @Tom_-
    @Tom_- Před rokem +1

    How is selling 94% of a pint allowed with the weights and measures rules? Seems deliberately illegal.

  • @vsznry
    @vsznry Před 4 měsíci +1

    We are just getting into these beers on US West Coast. I cant believe this guy Humphry. But then seeing magats here in US, im not that surprised.

  • @nadiarowbotham6273
    @nadiarowbotham6273 Před 2 lety +2

    That Bobby was like oii oii Joe lycett! 😩💖

  • @lilfizz1619
    @lilfizz1619 Před 11 měsíci +1

    This guy needs to be visited by three Christmas ghosts lmao

  • @paulhanson2570
    @paulhanson2570 Před 2 lety +3

    Quite fitting that it shortens down in the comments to ‘an SS pub’

  • @orangey3163
    @orangey3163 Před 4 měsíci

    Heard a funny story recently of Humphrey walking into a pub near tadcaster ranting about how your not allowed music, phones + this that and the other. Threatening to fire the managers then being laughed out of the pub when the managers told him to get lost as he’d walked into the wrong one and the Sam Smiths pub he was looking for was 400 yards down the road.

  • @JS-bh3pz
    @JS-bh3pz Před 9 měsíci

    Has anyone actually been to any of those pubs? In my time in hospitality I employed a few staff that worked for that company. Whole sections of pubs are closed off as they don't meet health and safety regulations and brewery doesn't provide refurbishments. I was told management accommodation is horrific as well. Those pubs are extremely cheap to go to but mostly attract un-employed, alcoholics and very old clientele.

    • @Sam-bz1hr
      @Sam-bz1hr Před 8 měsíci

      sad thing is there is some great pubs , the owner is the issue

  • @stephenjohnson1385
    @stephenjohnson1385 Před 5 měsíci

    I'd never heard of these crazy rules but then again I tend to avoid the pubs as the beer tastes like piss.

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne Před rokem +2

    Right; am I the only English person not not have ever heard of these places like literally ever I mean it’s not even like I don’t go to pubs, I go too much if anything, but this is the first time I’m even hearing the name Sam Smith (outside of a music context)

    • @elcactusdelamuerte506
      @elcactusdelamuerte506 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I know I’m late but typically they don’t advertise themselves as Sam smith pubs and just keep the pubs original name, so unless they’re strict on the weird rules or heavily push their own brand drinks over others you wouldn’t notice. I live in the north east where apparently most their pubs are located and never heard of the bloke or the company in my life. According to google there is actually a pub of his in my town that’s ‘temporarily closed’ that the brands own website claims is open…it last opened its doors in 2008. The official count not only includes this and likely other ‘open’ pubs, but also includes ones the brand itself recognises as closed (which god knows how long they’ve been abandoned for if 15 years isn’t long enough to be considered closed) so that 200 venues is probably a lot lot smaller.

  • @battmarn
    @battmarn Před rokem

    Doesn't the official weights and measures act make intentionally not filling a glass illegal?