Frodo Baggins vs. Ancient Egyptians - Rap Battle! - ft. Freeced, LittleFlecks, Mix Williams & more

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  • frodo baggins vs. ancient egyptians - rap battle! - ft. freeced, littleflecks, mix williams & more
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    Credits:
    Freeced as Narrator
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    LittleFlecks as Frodo Baggins
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    Mancha (UBERocity) as Ramses II
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    Snakebite126 as King Tut
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    Bblackroses as Cleopatra
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    Mix Williams as Anubis
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    Video Directed & Edited by Freshy Kanal & RobotRichie
    Ramses Animation by Tretoonzz
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    Tut Animation by Luke Reardon
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    Cleopatra Animation by BMB
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    Anubis Animation by RobotRichie
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    Additional Backgrounds by JesseBoxVO, RobotRichie, TreToonzz, Luke Reardon & BMB
    Written by Freshy Kanal, Snakebite126, Nekomancer Jade, Evan, Eric the Audible & LittleFlecks
    Additional Writing Help by JustGamer, Shimario, JesseBoxVO, Zagranis, RobotRichie, Rabi & Rayyan
    Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
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    Storyboard by Freshy Kanal, RobotRichie, TreToonzz, LittleFlecks, BMB & Luke Reardon
    Thumbnail by LittleFlecks
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    freshy kanal is a youtube channel that makes rap battles with different characters like video game rap battles, erbparodies and of course epic rap battles of history themselves, yall are EPIC aaand yea what else do i do, cooking shows, behind the scenes of the rap battles, tutorials yada yada yada
    frodo baggins is a fictional character in j. r. r. tolkien's writings, and one of the protagonists in the lord of the rings. frodo is a hobbit of the shire who inherits the one ring from his cousin, described familiarly as "uncle", bilbo baggins and undertakes the quest to destroy it in the fires of mount doom in mordor. he is mentioned in tolkien's posthumously published works, the silmarillion and unfinished tales.
    frodo is repeatedly wounded during the quest, and becomes increasingly burdened by the ring as it nears mordor. he changes, too, growing in understanding and compassion, and avoiding violence. on his return to the shire, he is unable to settle back into ordinary life; two years after the ring's destruction, he is allowed to take ship to the earthly paradise of valinor.
    frodo's name comes from the old english name fróda, meaning "wise by experience". commentators have written that he combines courage, selflessness, and fidelity, and that as a good character, he seems unexciting but grows through his quest, an unheroic person who reaches heroic stature.
    ancient egypt was a civilization of ancient africa, concentrated along the lower reaches of the nile river, chronology) with the political unification of upper and lower egypt under menes (often identified with narmer). the history of ancient egypt occurred as a series of stable kingdoms, separated by periods of relative instability known as intermediate periods: the old kingdom of the early bronze age, the middle kingdom of the middle bronze age and the new kingdom of the late bronze age.
    egypt reached the pinnacle of its power in the new kingdom, ruling much of nubia and a sizable portion of the near east, after which it entered a period of slow decline. during the course of its history egypt was invaded or conquered by a number of foreign powers, including the hyksos, the libyans, the nubians, the assyrians, the achaemenid persians, and the macedonians under the command of alexander the great. the greek ptolemaic kingdom, formed in the aftermath of alexander's death, ruled egypt until 30 bc, when, under cleopatra, it fell to the roman empire and became a roman province
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    frodo baggins vs. ancient egyptians - rap battle! - ft. freeced, littleflecks, mix williams & more
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  • @arche5639
    @arche5639 Před 2 lety +496

    Bro that "shut the fuck up you peasant" was hilarious as hell

  • @1chi.459
    @1chi.459 Před 2 lety +1873

    I like how Frodo casually just survives for 13 centuries
    with no food

  • @eddyspaghetti2229
    @eddyspaghetti2229 Před 2 lety +1446

    Honestly, the one who dissed Frodo the most was the narrator

  • @anaccount4354
    @anaccount4354 Před 2 lety +776

    Whoever animated Cleopatra should be coming back, the facial expressions were so good.

    • @mrfunny9231
      @mrfunny9231 Před 2 lety +45

      Yea man the person also animated something on Eddie’s channel
      I think it was Shaggy vs Crazy Dave
      Unless you know this already

    • @TheMemeCritic
      @TheMemeCritic Před 2 lety +22

      yes the facial expressions just the facial expressions

    • @Cadregaa
      @Cadregaa Před 2 lety +4

      it looks like animated james to me

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 Před 2 lety +3

      Feels like Hazbin Hotel.

    • @babyrion9684
      @babyrion9684 Před 2 lety +5

      *Abridged Alucard's Voice*
      DO YOU EVEN READ THE VIDEO'S DESCRIPTION?!

  • @ThemeParkAvenue
    @ThemeParkAvenue Před 2 lety +1365

    This isn’t a rap battle. It’s an experience. Truly amazing.

  • @norathemediocre
    @norathemediocre Před 2 lety +1345

    I love these high-effort April fools battles. This is unironically solid, love the narration

    • @leik7728
      @leik7728 Před 2 lety +41

      I forgot it was April first I thought it was just a weird rap battle because of the high quality

    • @aquastartv1895
      @aquastartv1895 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I love your profile picture.

  • @dashcrowngd8954
    @dashcrowngd8954 Před 2 lety +347

    Ancient Greece Lore: Gods sitting on a mountain, man throws thunderbolts
    Ancient Egypt Lore:

    • @TheTyroCalenloki
      @TheTyroCalenloki Před rokem +50

      No Ancient Greece Lore: This is this way because Zeus can't keep it in his pants.

    • @ThatGalFromDominoes
      @ThatGalFromDominoes Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@TheTyroCalenloki Meanwhile in Egypt: “How about we just make some pyramids? That sounds cool.”

  • @lanahex
    @lanahex Před 2 lety +637

    Whoever animated Tut and Cleopatra is going places!

    • @HIHOSILVER15
      @HIHOSILVER15 Před 2 lety +82

      Yes, and whoever VOICED Tut and Cleopatra are going places

    • @mrfroboto1
      @mrfroboto1 Před 2 lety +50

      I love the bit with Cleo where she gets the silhouettes. There's a couple of little things that go by so quickly that they are easy to miss like her arm and the bit where she breathed fire.

    • @multiYellowHorse
      @multiYellowHorse Před 2 lety +2

      Not Collage, But Places !

    • @MessiNotPessi
      @MessiNotPessi Před 2 lety +11

      But Tut has the fastest delivered verse in the entirety of Freshy Kanal History

    • @NRGagrawal
      @NRGagrawal Před 2 lety +3

      @@MessiNotPessi but don't forget little flecks too, he not only spitted fast verse in same battle but also wrote fast part for doctor who
      "sherlock I better beg of you to answer me this question cause it's taking me a bit to understand it, how did the avengers take on thanos on a secondary battle when the only difference was magician vanished"
      also you can check out his best raps at mr bean vs charlie chaplin and youtube vs twitch

  • @ThemeParkAvenue
    @ThemeParkAvenue Před 2 lety +98

    “That weird triangle thing in the desert”
    That’s one of the 7 wonders of the world, everyone

    • @mayssm
      @mayssm Před 2 lety +1

      The desert?

    • @ThemeParkAvenue
      @ThemeParkAvenue Před 2 lety +20

      @@mayssm no, the weird triangle thing.

    • @blockmasterscott
      @blockmasterscott Před 2 lety +1

      @@ThemeParkAvenue Made me laugh! 🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @zesnowpea6347
      @zesnowpea6347 Před 2 lety +4

      @@ThemeParkAvenue no it’s the desert, there a 3 triangle things, and it’s only one of the 7

    • @ThatGalFromDominoes
      @ThatGalFromDominoes Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@zesnowpea6347 Mood Killer alert. Call the Fun Police.

  • @larryrottenberk7771
    @larryrottenberk7771 Před rokem +61

    "Except for Sam, he died" absolutely hit perfectly
    Anubis' raps absolutely had final boss vibes

  • @Meme-vj2jc
    @Meme-vj2jc Před 2 lety +732

    For an April Fools joke this is incredibly badass. It's balanced between both jokes and bars. I love it.

  • @lewkreerdun4011
    @lewkreerdun4011 Před 2 lety +75

    this battle is important, it is here, and we must take care of it
    thanks for having me once again to animate King Tut !!

  • @MixWilliams
    @MixWilliams Před 2 lety +48

    Oh yes, I AM Anubis.

  • @ThemeParkAvenue
    @ThemeParkAvenue Před 2 lety +492

    Cleopatra’s verse was more venemous than the asp that killed her.

    • @commie3539
      @commie3539 Před 2 lety +4

      Dude uncool

    • @66sec65
      @66sec65 Před 2 lety +14

      @Amontillado Its an Oversimplified joke chill

    • @N_o196
      @N_o196 Před 2 lety +7

      @Amontillado lol it's a joke, relax

    • @commie3539
      @commie3539 Před 2 lety +2

      @Amontillado what is band kid suppose to mean?

    • @floatingf8783
      @floatingf8783 Před 2 lety +5

      And Froto humiliated her worse than Octavian would have if he brought her to Rome in chains for a Triumph.

  • @onememeyboi7149
    @onememeyboi7149 Před 2 lety +383

    This is the greatest april fools joke that I have ever seen
    The story line is crazy and intricate, so far the greatest video you've made in 2022 so far

  • @husk_3689
    @husk_3689 Před rokem +91

    That Anubis verse goes hard. The Egyptian afterlife concept resonates deeply with me. The philosophical musing of weighing a hearts sins to a feather are so poetic.

  • @MiudmonDice
    @MiudmonDice Před 2 lety +391

    These are the kinds of april fools jokes that i really enjoy - actual effort, where the joke is primarily in the silly premise/matchup.
    This is an unironic banger.

  • @andrewpappas9311
    @andrewpappas9311 Před 2 lety +92

    This was really cool, man, like Cleopatra's part was fucking insane

  • @Snakebite126
    @Snakebite126 Před 2 lety +52

    Thank you and everyone else for helping bring my child to life

    • @toasterstrudel189
      @toasterstrudel189 Před 2 lety

      Make a Nick Wilde VS (Disney) Robin Hood rap battle I think that would be humourous

    • @jsmalls911
      @jsmalls911 Před 2 lety +1

      loved your verse bro!!!!

  • @windindi2834
    @windindi2834 Před 2 lety +342

    I...never would have imagined how hype a match-up like this would be...and as someone who's studied both Lord of the Rings AND Egyptian history, this battle was a LOT of fun! Amazing job!

  • @jackbaynes3959
    @jackbaynes3959 Před 2 lety +82

    "My palm tree is the only way you get dates"
    "You're speeches so sh**, they wrapped you in toilet paper!"
    "F*** Cairo, you need a chiropractor!"
    "I eat beef, you just buy off Caesar's lettuce"
    "You married your own brother"
    These lines are FAR TOO legendary!!!!!

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott Před 2 lety +426

    Wow, this was seriously.....epic. The graphics, the beat flow, the different soundtrack for each Egyptian, you guys really knocked this out of the park.
    ERB better look over their shoulders with quality like this.

    • @meowmeow3532
      @meowmeow3532 Před 2 lety +15

      frl! i love how they switched up the beat for each Egyptian, i'll never get bored of it
      oh, not to mention the different animation style for each Egyptian too!

    • @noty2673
      @noty2673 Před 2 lety +9

      Tbh these guys have surpassed erb in my eyes already. Their quality is on par but this channel is significantly more productive.

    • @KritikuNgaFerizaji
      @KritikuNgaFerizaji Před 2 lety +8

      @@noty2673 quality of ERB is much much higher they’re the goats. But it’s true that their problem is that they don’t post much

    • @Benjamslikestrains
      @Benjamslikestrains Před 2 lety +1

      @@KritikuNgaFerizaji the thing about ERB is that they're stuck doing live action as they never had animators like this channel does, so they can only do what they have costumes for (like for example i think the happy appy vs flowey battle would have been impossible for them) so this channel has significantly much more freedom to do whatever it wants, i agree the quality is higher on ERB but i think this channel has more interesting battles so i would say it's subjectively better imo

    • @KritikuNgaFerizaji
      @KritikuNgaFerizaji Před 2 lety +2

      @@Benjamslikestrains everyone has their opinions and I respect yours but still ERB remains in top because for those costumes they care about every detail and also the hair and makeup is always awesome then as for quality in this channel rhymes I’ve noticed many times that sometime they didn’t match, this channel quality now is the same like some old bad ERB

  • @ChaoticRapBattles
    @ChaoticRapBattles Před 2 lety +152

    Frodo had some flows so dope even Sauron didn't see them coming. I'm Impressed with everyone in this battle. So glad I'm back in the rap battle community where there is so much talent. I hope to work with all of you someday!

  • @swizkii
    @swizkii Před 2 lety +146

    I still can’t get over how wild this is. I keep coming back to it haha, everybody did amazing and this is just truly something that’s always gonna be special

  • @barbaramoss8487
    @barbaramoss8487 Před 2 lety +64

    I like how everyone has their own personality that just makes it so much better especially since there is just as much dialogue as rapping

  • @TheBlindCanadianCat
    @TheBlindCanadianCat Před 2 lety +88

    Holy shit. The places this battle went. The story boarding is amazing. And weirdly enough the live action and the animation combo didn’t seem to weirdly off. Very well done. Shoutout the whole crew who contributed.

  • @prtyproductive
    @prtyproductive Před 2 lety +34

    "Osiris's hype man"
    holy shit how did he manage to kill the god of funerals so unceremoniously.....

  • @RoboRebellionStudios
    @RoboRebellionStudios Před 2 lety +96

    AYO FRODO BAGGINS
    This was so much fun to edit, direct and film for this! I loved everything coming together! I think I've topped Kirbo vs Hungy Caterpillar. This is the biggest project I've worked on, and i can't wait for more! Hopefully i made Anubis worth simping over lol🥰🥰
    Oh and Happy April Fool's lol

    • @charsonic1771
      @charsonic1771 Před 2 lety +5

      Happy April Fool’s to you to Richie your animations are always awesome

    • @onmain7142
      @onmain7142 Před 2 lety +2

      Anubis was my favorite actually, I loved his personality and flow and his hieroglyph animation style

    • @twahaalim5712
      @twahaalim5712 Před rokem +2

      Thank you for this! I loved Anubis's animation especially when he stepped on Sauron's all seeing eye.

  • @little_flecks
    @little_flecks Před 2 lety +160

    Great rap battle! Shame Sam died though, quite sad actually. He will be missed.

  • @deanfalkyn
    @deanfalkyn Před 2 lety +101

    This battle was seriously phenomenal!
    I enjoyed every minute of it, absolutely god tier battle

    • @deanfalkyn
      @deanfalkyn Před 2 lety +2

      Also that Creep Switch line was *chef's kiss* perfect

  • @Blenderguy15
    @Blenderguy15 Před 2 lety +89

    I honestly believe, while Frodo was packing heat in all his verses, his one vs King Tut was the most savage and best-sounding. Like, bro, the whole "Barely inscribed in hieroglyphs, I'll scrap you like the bible did, only inside our minds to live because they found your tiny crypt," verse honestly hits harder than it has any right to. I adored every second of this battle, showcasing all these awesome animators and Little Flecks needs to be a live action actor more often, he was so good just like when he was Bear Grylls when vs Steve Irwin!

  • @garbageGothic
    @garbageGothic Před 2 lety +75

    Genuinely one of my favorite April Fools battles EVER. Watched it 4 times yesterday and I was still laughing my ass off and having so much fun with the lyrics, fucking FANTASTIC work from everyone! 💚

  • @robertcurley8406
    @robertcurley8406 Před 2 lety +124

    Lyrics
    Narrator:
    A long time ago, Frodo Baggins slowly trotted across the Sahara, as the sand wove it’s glistening waves over the barren landscape.
    He’d intended to rid himself of the One Ring by hurling it inside the volcano, but on the way, a thought had struck his mind.
    The Egyptians had invented the Ring, so he believed, and so he devised a plan.
    He would bargain the Ring back to where it originally, Originally came from, in hopes that someone would dare to carry his burden.
    He first came across King Ramses II, who didn’t seem too pleased about Frodo’s presence.
    King Ramses II:
    Who dares look upon King Ramses
    during his daily rapping study?
    Frodo:
    Oh I just wanted to inquire about-
    King Ramses II:
    SHUT THE FUCK UP
    you peasant
    Beat me in a rap battle first and only if you win
    I may hear you out should you be worth my time
    Nobody as great came before me
    glory
    But I should call you Ra, because you bore me
    snoring
    Like my farmers
    you’ll be begging me for more beef
    corny
    Take my chariot warriors
    and crush your hairy ass horse feet
    You trample in my temple
    to my land my reign is central
    You got 3 dwarfs, a grandpa
    and you act like the Avengers assembled
    I’ll make your throat burn
    like a roasted Adam’s apple
    I expand lands on my camels
    you fall off the fucking saddle
    Yes, I battled in Kadesh
    and now I’ll kill you in your cottage
    Then I’ll take your little hobbits
    and I’ll send them to the prophets
    You better know where your god is
    before my plagues hit your poor lord
    I leave more doors crossed
    while you’re crossing to Mordor
    Frodo:
    Excuse me
    your rhythm is so damn off
    Your late on this track, call you Gandalf
    Man, let’s be real
    all your people are hungry
    I got the fam in the back
    you got a famine in your country
    It’s Frodo going solo on this bozo
    you got no hope
    don’t go toe-to-hairy-toe with
    the smoke-toting goat though
    I’ll call you your farmers cuz you got no hoes
    No joke, I’m the pro when I roast foes
    I got the know to grow flows
    and I’m smoking you loads like when
    Moses hit you with the 360 noscope
    Your corpse is looking bare
    I have something to improve it
    You’d like it Ramses, it’s got a nice ring to it
    It can take any foe you request out of your way
    King Ramses II:
    I don’t want your silly ring
    Frodo:
    Okayyyy
    King Ramses II:
    But I do know somebody who might take
    your stupid shitty no bitches ring
    Maybe ask King Tut inside that
    weird triangle thing in the desert
    Narrator:
    And so Frodo took his stupid little shitty no bitches ring to the weird triangle thing in the desert.
    There he met King Tutankhamen, who didn’t seem too pleased about Frodo’s presence.
    King Tutankhamen:
    It’s the return of the King Tut
    Preserved from the crown down to deez nutz
    Don’t try to stroll into Giza
    I split you in half like a tree trunk
    I slaughter every archaeologist
    who wanders and pops open my sarcophagus
    even in Death you won’t meet one
    as fresh as Tutankhamen is
    at eight years they crowned me
    on the top of Heliopolis
    I was still standing taller that this Hobbit did
    In my empire I’ve never seen
    such a whacky face
    Even my harem would agree
    that you have no game
    You’d piss yourself before you’d ask out babes
    My palm trees are the only place
    you’d grasp a date
    I’m stuck inside a museum
    but I’m running the aisles
    And now this little peasant
    is here crossing my style?
    How was your pathetic past, you motherless child
    Your parents drowned in a river
    and now you’re stuck in denial
    Frodo:
    Do I really gotta destroy this failure
    His speeches were so shit
    they wrapped him in toilet paper
    I’m surprised you even remained intact
    you’re filled with more preservatives
    than a Big Mac
    your life has mattered?
    your spine got fractured
    Fuck Cairo, you need a chiropractor
    You set up those traps? Well, clearly I made it
    Who let the Home Alone kid on the grave shift
    Your country took a whiny kid
    and placed him on the highest cliff
    But then he died at 19, dipped
    forgotten with your time and scripts
    Barely inscribed in hieroglyphs
    I’ll scrap you like the bible did
    only inside our minds to live
    because they found your tiny crypt
    there’s no human stopping me
    You got so much gas, you’re tooting commonly
    Anyway, I wanna sell you this ring, bruh
    King Tutankhamen:
    I don’t want your silly ring
    Frodo:
    Fuuuuuck
    King Tutankhamen:
    But I do know somebody who will be born
    in a couple centuries after me
    who might take your cringe ass nae nae ring
    living inside that weird shack across the river
    Narrator:
    And so after 13 centuries, Frodo arrived with his cringe ass nae nae ring at the weird shack across the river.
    There he met Queen Cleopatra, who didn’t seem too pleased about Frodo’s presence.
    Queen Cleopatra:
    Tryna touch my crown? you can’t boss me
    So you better bow down like these palm leaves
    I put fools in their tombs, don’t get cocky
    Unlike you and your jewels, I can drop heat
    I got kidnapped in a bedsack
    You’re so boring
    you make kids nap in a bedsack
    Make every guy kneel
    when I make noise with my bars
    My milk bath brings all the boys to the yard
    Try to hold your composure
    when all the Romans come over
    I got a whole league of soldiers
    you got a hole in your shoulder
    Now I’m opposing this ogre
    you’re getting smoked till your toes hurt
    So just keep loathing your own worth
    so soft this froyo’s a gogurt
    Got loafs, but ain’t got fro-dough in your pockets
    Lost your bro only to get trolled by that Gollum
    Save your jokes
    you can never cope with your problems
    Your finger goes like this Battle roast
    bitch, you lost it
    Frodo:
    I lost it? Please
    you asked your brother to marry ya
    Kept that bedroom in sweet home Alexandria
    Who let Squidward near the eyeshadow
    All your marriages fell apart like the Sphinx
    ha, got your nose!
    You’re weak, Cle!
    You keep stealing from Caesar’s salary
    I got beef, you just eat Caesar’s celery
    You turned everybody around you into a snake
    It’s no surprise that’s what made you
    slither into your grave
    Now I shall be the sixth man
    who offers you a ring
    But this time it’s not for love
    just for the bling
    hustle!!
    I know your hand is full
    so I guess you gotta cram it
    Queen Cleopatra:
    I don’t want your silly ring
    Frodo:
    God damn it!
    Narrator:
    And so Frodo Baggins wandered into the desert once more, but it was too much.
    After 13 centuries of no food, the weak ass pussy finally kicked the Hobbit sized bucket.
    But something unexpected happened.
    Instead of wandering into the afterlife, he was visited by the God of the Dead.
    Anubis.
    Anubis:
    Ayo Frodo Baggins
    Frodo:
    W-What?
    Anubis:
    I’mma grant you your greatest desire
    taking the ring
    Frodo:
    Oh
    Anubis:
    and I’m gonna bring you back to the living world
    Frodo:
    Uh-huh
    Anubis:
    under one condition
    you gotta defeat me in a rap battle
    Frodo:
    No no, please not another one, no no
    Anubis:
    Yuh
    Don’t duel with Anubis
    These puny endeavours are fruitless
    The Humans may foolishly count me as ruthless
    The truth is when is see the cruelness in you
    I choose not to excuse it
    Selling the ring - I can see what you’re doin’
    deep down you’re scared
    that your heart will abuse it
    Let’s clear the confusion
    like statues in the room with Tutan
    I’ll leave you in ruins
    I read hieroglyphs but I still can’t decipher
    How you’d brawl with the embalmer
    you got wrapped up by a spider
    Depended on your friendships
    ever since you left the Shire
    Yea, he bails you outta fights
    but with Sam you’re none the wiser
    Not the type of dude to say “off with his head”
    feed him to the dog with the croc for a head
    Look, even Sauron watches with dread
    scared of the terror the coffin begets
    And your followers left
    Cynopolis still kneels down to me
    since the dawn of my myth spawned
    Tied my name to the grave
    cause they know that the god of the dead
    still lives on
    Frodo:
    This is bloody unfair!
    If you have any decency whatsoever
    you will summon my friends to help me!
    Anubis:
    I shall accept those terms.
    Samwise:
    What have you done to Master Frodo?
    Anubis:
    yo this is a 1 v 1! dawg
    rap.
    Samwise:
    Frodo!
    Oh no….
    you must make this right, Sam
    Get the will to fight and then you’ll strike
    Osiris’s hype man
    That’s my plan
    sure to shorten your afterlifespan
    Like your uncle did your father
    I’ll be killing the mic!
    *(Gandalf: Daamn)*
    You’re the worst god in Egypt since Creep Switch
    Your tale got ripped by the Greeks
    that’s a reprint
    Had a cult of believers deceived then
    The middle east left for Jesus, that’s a repent
    Who switched the look up?
    Anubis!
    Ditched your lover for your momma.
    A new bitch!
    I go hammy, spit sick like gangrene
    Who killed your family?
    It’s the Gamgee!
    Anubis:
    A righteous heart that’s filled with anger
    I know the pain that death brings
    To ensure there comes no danger
    I’ll take up this god damn ring
    Samwise:
    Fucking finally
    Now Frodo will not die in vain
    I beg of you Anubis
    please bring Frodo back to life again
    Frodo:
    *gasp* Sam!
    Samwise:
    Master Frodo!
    You’ve come back again like Gandalf
    Anubis:
    He did WHAT?!
    Gandalf:
    did somebody say Gandalf?
    Anubis:
    You shall not pass death twice!
    Narrator:
    And they all lived happily ever after. (except Sam, he died)

    • @geekzone5685
      @geekzone5685 Před 2 lety +1

      Thank you for this.

    • @justsomeone7883
      @justsomeone7883 Před 2 lety +5

      Thanks for posting this im blind and i have trouble seeing big white lyrics on the video 😁😁😁

    • @HotlineIowaProductions
      @HotlineIowaProductions Před 2 lety +1

      Thanks.

    • @Ultrasemen
      @Ultrasemen Před 2 lety +2

      ​@@justsomeone7883 if you wonder why some channels need to include lyrics three times:
      lyrics in youtube subtitles are easy to read and can be auto translated - useful for people who don't speak English well
      lyrics in description are easy to copy-paste or find in google
      and lyrics in video just look good

    • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz978
      @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz978 Před rokem +3

      In the line "Who let the Home Alone kid on the grave shift" you wrote "Who let the Home Alone kind on the grave shift", edit it.

  • @Raichous
    @Raichous Před 2 lety +64

    The is probably the most hype I've been seeing a project in a long time. I love the cinematography. I know this was likely done specifically for April Fools, but if you have it in you, please do more stuff like this.

  • @realhumbug
    @realhumbug Před 2 lety +80

    These are starting to get better than the the actual ERB and I'm not gonna lie, I like that fact.

  • @TheRoadrunnerFromHell
    @TheRoadrunnerFromHell Před 2 lety +25

    iNCREDIBLE.
    Not sure why you chose Frodo in particular, but I'm a sucker for Egyptian culture, and I always did want a hybrid live action-2D animated rap battle.

    • @gnomeyt9339
      @gnomeyt9339 Před 2 lety +10

      The matchup is an inside joke in the rap battle community

    • @TheRoadrunnerFromHell
      @TheRoadrunnerFromHell Před 2 lety +2

      @@gnomeyt9339 What is that joke? Never heard o it.

    • @gnomeyt9339
      @gnomeyt9339 Před 2 lety +10

      @@TheRoadrunnerFromHell the matchup was suggested as a joke a year or two ago, and people have consistently been joke-requesting it since

  • @capitalwenisberry2052
    @capitalwenisberry2052 Před 2 lety +17

    I just got the line "I should call you Ra because you bore me"
    The name Ramesses literally means "Ra is the one who bore him"

  • @jacobcoopermogil2683
    @jacobcoopermogil2683 Před 2 lety +27

    Utterly high-quality animation! The ending was hilarious! And it felt like an actual story being told! Hats off, y'all. Another new musical banger has joined the fray!

  • @moachi833
    @moachi833 Před 2 lety +30

    Animation and Live action at once is straight up amazing-
    Plus the beat

  • @CaptainBlackSparrow551
    @CaptainBlackSparrow551 Před 2 lety +16

    I just love how unnecessarily hostile everyone in this is.

  • @reven8683
    @reven8683 Před 2 lety +22

    It's all In the heart of the cards, when ya dealin' with the Ancient Egyptians!
    I still love this Roger Rabbit styled Rap battles, that ya rarely see these days.

  • @MystCheerios78
    @MystCheerios78 Před 2 lety +15

    0:57 ramses
    2:26 king tut
    3:59 cleopatra
    5:50 anubis

  • @shokvalu8819
    @shokvalu8819 Před 2 lety +56

    Zero idea what the connection is supposed to be but with a story like this, honestly just makes it fun to witness. Awesome job to everyone involved!

    • @sw0ld0w
      @sw0ld0w Před 2 lety +25

      Connection is that the ring was invented in egypt

    • @fractured6702
      @fractured6702 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah, duh

    • @alicestolze8327
      @alicestolze8327 Před 2 lety +6

      It's an April Fools battle, there's no connection

  • @314Pirasy
    @314Pirasy Před 2 lety +23

    Anubis the ultimate chad
    Also literally every FNF mod ever 5:45

  • @BsBCherry
    @BsBCherry Před 2 lety +41

    This was fantastic, I loved the storyline feel of this battle!

  • @HotlineIowaProductions
    @HotlineIowaProductions Před 2 lety +15

    People:talk about me behind my back
    Me:Wait what?
    People: 0:48

  • @Ccarbe
    @Ccarbe Před 2 lety +19

    Never seen the Lord of the Rings movies, but this is PURE GENIUS!

  • @Eddiefrb
    @Eddiefrb Před 2 lety +29

    Incredible work everyone

  • @dumbcop7598
    @dumbcop7598 Před 2 lety +29

    This is a literal master piece. I could watch this on repeat for hours on end. You bet your ass I’m learning these lyrics.

  • @sw0ld0w
    @sw0ld0w Před 2 lety +21

    Genuinely the best rap battle. Period. Like, how do you make something this funny, good, and energetic

  • @Ghostguy693
    @Ghostguy693 Před 2 lety +22

    Dang. Cleo had some heat (insert desert joke here) but overall Frodo definitely took that lol

  • @A-Muse-U
    @A-Muse-U Před 2 lety +20

    One thing I super appreciate is your April Fools rap battle go for a weirder and more creative twist than those who make a half assed rap battle and say that's content.
    This was a wild and interesting video, sometimes coming off as more of a weird special than rap battle. The narrator adds this extra bit of epic, like you'd hear from a myth being told which made his funny lines even funnier.
    Personally, I do feel like the bits inbetween the raps could drag on sometimes losing the hype the previous rap did.
    Still, stuff like this is why I'm subscribed to you.

  • @bluestreektoons631
    @bluestreektoons631 Před 2 lety +65

    I love the fact that Frodo flat out beated everyone in Egypt.🤣

    • @nightmare3642
      @nightmare3642 Před 2 lety +12

      Well, not everyone. He didn't beat Anubis.
      Sam did.

    • @bluestreektoons631
      @bluestreektoons631 Před 2 lety +3

      @@nightmare3642 fair point

    • @vanilla8777
      @vanilla8777 Před rokem +2

      @@nightmare3642 which makes sense, sam is literally the one who destroyed sauron

    • @slibertas1996
      @slibertas1996 Před 11 měsíci

      @@vanilla8777 Sam mentioned Jesus

  • @jaketaller8567
    @jaketaller8567 Před 2 lety +8

    This isn’t an April Fools joke, this is a full on LOTR fan-fiction.

  • @hiy0u
    @hiy0u Před 2 lety +24

    i was expecting travis vs michael scott but this slapped so hard, great job from everyone

    • @AverageShyGuyKing
      @AverageShyGuyKing Před 2 lety +1

      I was actually expecting the same battle to come out as well

  • @DarkShadowZX
    @DarkShadowZX Před 2 lety +12

    1:53 haha I like that little detail/callback where he's holding Corpse's mask when he says that line

  • @YaBoyGervaise
    @YaBoyGervaise Před rokem +19

    2:12 i'm always laughing on this part

  • @rin8651
    @rin8651 Před 2 lety +9

    This is a straight up masterpiece. How the hell did you even come up with the idea?

  • @cobaltdeleon
    @cobaltdeleon Před rokem +4

    Coming back to watch this in anticipation for this year's April 1st.

  • @kaikoacorvikeiagreen3265
    @kaikoacorvikeiagreen3265 Před 2 lety +24

    I always love your high effort April Fools battles!

  • @mr.animelover2963
    @mr.animelover2963 Před 2 lety +16

    2:28 flow go crazy 🔥

  • @thomaspatton9734
    @thomaspatton9734 Před 2 lety +13

    This was on a whole new level. Do more of this and you will bury ERB.

  • @tretoonzzproductions9527
    @tretoonzzproductions9527 Před 2 lety +32

    This was so much fun to be apart of! Excellent work to everyone who was a part of this project! It was so much fun to animate King Ramses and I hope everyone enjoys this Rap Battle. April Fools who???

  • @Joostmhw
    @Joostmhw Před 2 lety +8

    "When I see the cruelness in you I choose not to excuse it" is prob my fav line

  • @ToonboyOriginals
    @ToonboyOriginals Před 8 měsíci +6

    Bro I can't stop replaying Anubis's part

  • @dj3y3
    @dj3y3 Před 2 lety +39

    How is it you manage to put out an April fools day battle that STILL proves to be something truly fucking epic?

  • @PixelChris
    @PixelChris Před 2 lety +12

    Dustin, how the fuck do you not just live up to this running joke, but do so much more than needed. This battle legitimately shocked me

  • @2ac4_87ack
    @2ac4_87ack Před 2 lety +23

    Wow, this was both fucking hilarious, and dope-ass as fuck, MAJOR props to Freeced, LittleFlecks, Mancha, Snakebite126, Bblackroses, Mix Williams, and Psytube, because they literally brought out more heat, than the Egyptian desert itself.
    Not even ERB can top this top-level heat, those bars were more toxic than all of Egypt's asps, MAD RESPECT for everyone, here.
    You know those rappers where they got such amazing bars, YOU'RE WAY TOO SCARED TO DISS THEM, that's both me and Eminem. XD

  • @theromanorder
    @theromanorder Před rokem +7

    0:57 king Rameses
    2:26 king tut
    3:57 cleopatra
    5:48 anubus

  • @jamesvspokemon6459
    @jamesvspokemon6459 Před 2 lety +11

    Can we talk about Cleopatra 😳 GOD DAYUM!

  • @jtdoseanything5286
    @jtdoseanything5286 Před 2 lety +10

    The way that they blended real and animation it's just beautiful

  • @Joostmhw
    @Joostmhw Před 2 lety +9

    Just when I thought Freshy couldn't be more subversive, he gets even Fresher holy shit

  • @shinygrowlithe3882
    @shinygrowlithe3882 Před 2 lety +13

    4:40
    Show your friends with no context. You're welcome

  • @samwolfenstein5239
    @samwolfenstein5239 Před rokem +5

    Imagine suddenly being transported to the underworld, seeing your dead friend, and then Anubis, god of the dead says "Yo, this is a 1v1 dawg... rap" and hands you a mic
    You got what it takes?

  • @ryuko8937
    @ryuko8937 Před 2 lety +8

    The animation on Cleopatra was cleaaan

  • @evol6489
    @evol6489 Před 2 lety +10

    Cleo became the last pharaoh for everyone knew they could never match her skill on the mic

  • @DillyChannel
    @DillyChannel Před 2 lety +9

    this is lowkey kinda crazy, good shit.

  • @ecexplosion265
    @ecexplosion265 Před 2 lety +75

    Spoilers for the battle incoming
    Never thought I'd see an ancient figure like King Tut ever utter the words "cringe ass nae-nae" but here we are.
    Joking aside, this was fun and hilarious! Well done!

  • @Freeced
    @Freeced Před 2 lety +19

    Can’t lose the battle if I’m narrating it 🧠 🧠 🧠

  • @danbradford7127
    @danbradford7127 Před 2 lety +6

    The production quality!! This is one of the highest effort shitposts I've ever seen.

  • @UltimateHairDryer
    @UltimateHairDryer Před 2 lety +6

    Help I've lost count of how many times I've watched this, despite it being 8 minutes long
    Why have you cursed us with such a banger

  • @solstice7246
    @solstice7246 Před 2 lety +6

    Sheesh, Cleo had me like-
    wooooo!

  • @AlexKrendor
    @AlexKrendor Před 2 lety +8

    This is insane. I actually re-watched it just to focus on the beats 2nd time since I sank in the storytelling the first time but damn dude, those beats are glorious.

  • @nEonM-C
    @nEonM-C Před 2 lety +11

    This is definitely one of the most amazing and hilarious battles you have made so far. It definitely looked like it had a lot of dedication put in as well as the rest of your battles! I’m very excited to see what else is next!

  • @justsatori2931
    @justsatori2931 Před rokem +6

    Make a ancient Greek rap battle or a ancient China rap battle please

  • @magnej1520
    @magnej1520 Před 2 lety +15

    DAMN, the Hobbits destroyed EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. This was amazing.

  • @shadithakis
    @shadithakis Před 2 lety +10

    this is fucking hilarious I loved Bblackroses performance as Cleopatra
    Rap battle suggestion Little Mac v.s. Ryu. Punch-out! has few but great games and Street Fighter has a lot ranging in quality

  • @helios_is_my_name
    @helios_is_my_name Před 2 lety +4

    Ramses saying "SHUT THE FUCK UP" has been living in my head rent free since this came out.

  • @vaggos2003
    @vaggos2003 Před 2 lety +7

    You know, I wanted to see you make a rap battle with a plot behind it and now it's here.......and it's glorious and I love it!

  • @XO-Jiku
    @XO-Jiku Před 2 lety +14

    King tut straight killed his part 2:20

  • @SuperEpicme123
    @SuperEpicme123 Před 2 lety +12

    If you're looking for battle suggestions
    Chris McLean
    VS Monokuma. It's really funny how alike of characters they are. Forcing teens into life risking situations and then making them vote someone off.
    Vince Mcmahon vs P. T. Barnum both business man who made a fourtune out of traveling with a ring where larger then life character preformed in. Both have done pretty slimey business practices and both argue that their audience knows it's an act.

    • @AutistRapper
      @AutistRapper Před 2 lety

      In case you don't know there is actually a vincemcmahon vs pt barnum rap battle

    • @AutistRapper
      @AutistRapper Před 2 lety +1

      Here is it czcams.com/video/GqA8rcq9LXQ/video.html

    • @turkaz2063
      @turkaz2063 Před 2 lety +1

      I have an idea for the rap battle
      Luz Noceda (The Owl House)vs Anne Boonchuy ( Amphibia)
      The similarities between them are they are both teenage girls who are stuck in a fantasy world and have found new friends and a parent figure.

  • @TheRealFrozenFire
    @TheRealFrozenFire Před 2 lety +7

    Uhhhh I know I'm late but can we talk about that Samwise impression!??! It was so good!

    • @psytube2438
      @psytube2438 Před 2 lety +3

      Oh shit thank you dude, glad you liked it :)

  • @mrfroboto1
    @mrfroboto1 Před 2 lety +7

    Yo this was hotter than the Sahara itself. Tutankhamen was my favorite, followed by Cleopatra.

  • @ZephyrTides
    @ZephyrTides Před 2 lety +4

    This is absolutely amazing! Great job to all involved!
    I've been going on a Snakebite binge so imagine my surprise to see him pop up here too!

  • @sonictennyson2201
    @sonictennyson2201 Před 2 lety +20

    Props to the person that animated Cleopatra with only one hand.

    • @radishstew
      @radishstew Před 2 lety +1

      What do you mean by that? 😳

    • @randomcommenter2504
      @randomcommenter2504 Před 2 lety +13

      @@radishstew Basically, Freshy Kanal is participating in a program where disabled people are given opportunities to animate.

    • @ManBehindTheMask
      @ManBehindTheMask Před 2 lety

      💀💀💀

  • @StarManSean
    @StarManSean Před 2 lety +7

    Yo, this was awesome!! It’s not just a rap battle, it’s a whole story!!

  • @Hjh826
    @Hjh826 Před 2 lety +4

    This channel is criminally underrated. Yet another banger from freshy kanal👍

  • @torrenblackthorn6098
    @torrenblackthorn6098 Před 2 lety +11

    They all chose to hear him out, and gave him advice on who to see next, so he technically did win all these scraps
    Edit: All except Cleopatra

  • @JosiahGAmesTV
    @JosiahGAmesTV Před 2 lety +1

    Dustin.. This was like one of the best things you've ever created, THANK YOU FOR THIS NEW ADDITION TO THE PLAYLIST

  • @VanCantian01
    @VanCantian01 Před 2 lety +11

    1:39 "I got the fam in the back, you got a famine in your country..." Frodo got the first
    3:03 "I'm surprised you even remained intact, yo're filled with more preservatives than a Big Mac..." ehmmm. Frodo it was beating, not destroying
    4:36 "I lost it? Please, youi asked your brother to marry ya. Kept that bedroom in sweet home Alexandria" BATTLE OVER!!!!
    Ya... LOTR wins