Triforce! #69 - Birds, Balls and Buses
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- čas přidán 13. 09. 2024
- Triforce! Episode 69! Pyrion has some bus horror stories, Sips still loves nature and Lewis tells a worthy dad joke!
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lewis hits the dads with the dad joke of the century with no hesitation Hah
Oh god, I have a cold right now and was coughing for like 20 seconds.
26:59
I spat coffee into my notebook. Every time I see that coffee stain I'll think of the joke :')
Thank you for saying that. I wanted to save the timestamp.
I love how the Triforce podcast consists of nothing but early setup scenarios and callbacks to them halfway through every episode
Squidapple that is British comedy in a nutshell though isn't it?
Needless to say if you use the electric trimmer down there, the doctor no longer needs to do the vasectomy 😂
but... i use one like that... It can be done!
I'm using an electric trimmer and it's completely fine. Can't imagine using just a razor tbh, it's a friggin jungle down there.
Hugh Jass actually I tried razor yesterday. Much easier! Use shaving foam/gel too!
I do it once or twice a week. No doubt there has been a few occasions of a unbridled scream scaring my neighbors
i dont even know how people get the idea to use a trimmer like bro wheres your common sense??
Favourite bit at 27:00
Pyrion: Friend of mine works in tv
Lewis: how did she fit in there?
Pyrion: -Triangular death stare-
"how does she fit in there?"
IcarusDesigns lmao this was a great episode
I hope someone animates this.
Where is it at?
@@calebwilliams5819 27:00
@@literatemax thx mate
I genuinly enjoy watching the animations of these faces. I could listen to this in podcast form, but I prefer seeing the heads talk lol especially when they did the car horn noises 😂
Ryan Wiley the artists are definitely underrated! It probably takes a shitton of work, for something they could just as easily not do altogether. We appreciate you, Triforce artists!
Dan April The artists don't do the animations by hand. They use animation software that binds the input volume from their mics to a preset animation. This is why they combined Pyrion and Lewis in the episode when they used the same mic. With that said the way they chose to do Pyrion's eyes is awesome.
Thank god, I was getting serious withdrawals.
Three personified triangles, two dads and one lebanese kid.
Corey M the only Lebanese child that I would support.
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Lebanese "dad"
Squirrels are okay- But Pyrion- Seagulls are terrible- You ever had a bird steal an entire bag of chips from you? It kind of enforces the hate in you- And their noise is fucking unbareable- From Kent, the seaside of England.
I second this.
From Devon: a place where idiots actually feed the damn things.
Sparkie3222 I third this. From Australia, where most of the population is within 30 minutes from the beach at all times.
James- Nope. Seagulls that live away from high populated towns and cities are just as likely to hover around to scab some food. They may be a little more timid when not used to people - but that doesn't stop them most of the time. :P But hey, can't blame em for trying.
I live in a pub, and my bedroom has a skylight. Seagulls wake me up at 5am every...freaking....morning😭
I hate them
-from Swansea, Wales.
add chili pepper to your bird feeder, apparently birds can't taste spice but other critters can.
PYRION: 'squirrels are disgusting!'
ALSO PYRION: 'seagulls are majestic!'
Pyrion’s cat chattering sound, god bless
"a spruce maybe?"
good input sips lol
About Damn Time.
Glad to have you lads back.
That's like how Alex North was hired to compose the soundtrack to Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey. He wrote and recorded the entire score and didn't find out that it was completely unused, Kubrick instead favoring the Stauss Temp Tracks, until he was at the premiere.
Here in australia cicadas get so loud they can cause hearing damage
dont put cicadas in your ears!
69, nice.
Noice
Nice
Nice
It fits with the title too.
*bbbbbbBALLS*
Who’s fully erected lads?
I love the way Lewis thinks
Can tell Flax doesnt live near the coast if he thinks seagulls are majestic - We literally cant put the bins out until shortly before they're collected, because the seagulls WILL get into it and through your rubbish across the street
Put some chili powder in your bird feeder with the seeds. That'll keep mammals away but won't impact birds.
These driving/bus stories are insane. I've never experienced that kind of crazy behavior here in Colorado
Gotta admit.. i love squirrels. They're super cute. What's not to like?? I'll take them all. Not problemo. You can have all the spiders in return!
they eat my fucking strawberries they must die
The fact that pyrion likes pigeons makes me very happy
I loved this episode so much. When Lewis left, and Sips and Pyrion were left to their own... I love Lewis but I could genuinely enjoy a podcast between just them.
maaaan, the first time that I hear the shaving against the grain thing, nobody told me that xD
brainfuck9000 yup.
well your surrogote dads have now told you
All it means is you get a closer shave and if it's too close, the hair will be cut short enough to be covered by your skin healing over it (in-grown hair). You can still do it if you're confident you won't get that. I use a straight razor though.
h1r086 I use a regular razor and I shave with and then against, and also at 90 degrees to. I was never taught, I've never cut myself, and never had ingrown hairs. Am I just really gosh darn lucky?
I do first with and than against, but as soon as a get careless I cut my self xD, shaving in a hurry usually doesn't end well :'), so I guess you are
The squirrel thing depends on which type it is, it is illegal to injure or kill red squirrels or even cut down a tree if they are nesting in it. If they are grey squirrels though you can shoot them.
Why would you, though? Just because you're technically allowed to do something doesn't mean you should. What have the squirrels done to deserve that?
Pyrion and lewis: Sqwhereruhls.
Sips: Squral
I work in post production and I can tell you 100% that an editor working for a year on a film and the director to not use it is literally one of the worst things I’ve ever heard, if you’ve never seen it first hand you don’t understand that it isn’t work, it’s their meaning of life, their name and their soul
hoooweee, sips playing fallout new vegas!
sorry, still haven't moved on about that
New California was just announced, don't care about 76 anymore.
Almost makes ya’ wanna wish for a nuclear winter, eh?
you should do a vid of all the yogscast dad jokes ending with lewis' dad joke at 26:54. like if you think its a good idea!
He played it for 1 stream and stopped...
You mean Sips reading chat and donations to a Fallout NV screensaver?
Squirrels are really tough, you can shoot them alot of times with an air gun before they die/ fuck off. but it does work. We put the feeder in the middle of some grass and cover the poll in vaseline so they slide off.
39:20, Where's the terroriser soundboard when you need it.
When Lewis left to pee but his cartoon was still blinking, it made it feel like he was just not talking
In UK, the native red squirrels are in decline, affected by the spread of the introduced non-native grey squirrel. Squirrels carry disease, e.g. lyme disease. Probably as bad as rats, although carry different diseases. So, don't get bitten by a squirrel.
A fox would definitely eat a baby if it got the chance
You need one of those spinning bird feeders PFlax. When the squirrels try to climb on they just spin off
I think the joking at the beginning about the NHS reflects a lot on how people view healthcare in the UK.
Seagulls are brutal. I had like a gang of 5-7 circle me, wanting my food. Like low swooping rounds near me, I was afraid they shat on me or came from an angle I didn't see and grabbed my food. They were really aggressive on the ground also, coming near me with a 1 meter radius. Literal bullies.
Had to move next to more people in the park to get them off of me and my friend.
Hahaha Rekt M8
I love squirrels... specially with grave and mash! :D
Malaria, do me. - Lewis, 2018
Oh my science, the bit about the needles cracked me up..
Lol was literally just looking for a podcast to listen to, holy shit the timing never disappoints
This was a much anticipated podcast, I needed this
Voluntarily Smell-A-Bit
This is the first time I've been awake thro a whole triforce in a looong time
I like how Sips has been living away from Canada for so long he thinks -15 is unconfortably cold
Lewis doing the nagging lady voice becomes closer and closer to a parrot noise
Squirels are chill as fuck where I live
Squirrels are basically fancy rats. Mice are cure though.
Rats will chew through your body to get to where they need to go.
Thats me....i love squirrels 😂
TBH I come here for Sips and PFlax, but Lewis was fkn GOLD this week.
Put oil on the pole so the squirrel cannot climb up lol
I hope Josh likes Triforce, because I would love to see him edit these.
This is the milestone we always wanted
38:19 listening to this while at the bus station, I agree pflax
I FUCKING LOOOOOVE TRIFORCEE
I peed multiple times while watching ocean's eight but I ran to get back to fallen kingdom. I really enjoyed the film.
My old boss has a pet squirrel.
Bumblebee Cabbagepatch
well I just went for a 1hour run and before the run i looked if the podcast is out and now just as I return home im devastated
*The Two and a half Dads are back in town*
*(the dads are back in town)*
*doo da da doo*
I like Squirrels.
"Make movies for people who don't watch your movies" in other words, the Last Jedi.
27:00 it took me so damn long to get that joke
Once my brother and I found a dirty needle on a bus...that was fun 👌
this is the best to watch stoned
I went to see the Jurassic World film today... Literally everything lewis just said is spot on. It's entertaining but it feels olds already
I love squirrels and seagulls. In fact; I love all animals.
I wish Lewis's avatar went cross-eyed when he went to the loo. Or a png of a toilet shows up behind his avatar. Or both.
Lewis finally graduated!
Wow, there are ads on this vid.
It is not even demonetized
i was working on artwork of a fox while listening to this
"malaria, do me!" Lewis 2018
Quality dad chat
ball shaving talk to manscape sponsorship pipeline
Red Squirrels are so cute though!
Confirmed: Pyrion is _right_ into Pokémon.
I think I remember seeing that guy at that TI.
Yes. I love y’all
Put chilli powder in your bird seeds. birds cant taste the chilli but the squirrels hate it
Ali Madni does it give them chilli poops though
I’m so glad I decided to eat left over hot dogs at lunch time (USA) and listen to the podcast at the same time.... mmmmm hairy balls
Weewww! I love squirrels!
Ah yes more Triforce.
Can someone tell me what tv show lewis was talking about that pyrion recommended? Thanks
I love squirrels and i live with 34 of themon a daily basis
are you training them to attack people?
Joo Jingle no acctualy im traningvthem to perform tasks form me they are my safety squirrels they retrieve items andvthings for me. One of them ,jerry, recently died wich was a sad day
i don't think jurassic world was bad enough to warant the star wars analogy
they did surgery on a tree
I feel blessed. 26 years old and still no hairy balls
I am literally the angriest driver known to man.
Just so you know. If there red it's illegal but greys your fine.
Woah the triforce episode number
pyrion saying that solo is a gorgeous movie made me nore angry than it should have
how the fuck is a pigeon gonna get chopped up by a chainsaw
Thank you!
seagulls are loud and like shitting on peoples heads, what's wrong with you pyrion :P
Shit, I let a backlog build up and used a couple episodes of Triforce for a long drive, but now I'm here on release day... conflicted.
Hildebrand same broo. Drove across the United States listening to these bois sending love from Cali
Those foxes could present a danger to your cat.
Not really. Foxes rarely bother cats at all, and it would have to be a really desperate or stupid one to try to kill and eat a cat. Cats are incredibly strong for their size and have extremely sharp claws; while a fox might be able to overpower a weak or elderly cat, the damage it would take in doing so would be more trouble than the meal is worth.
I have 6 cats and there are a bunch of foxes that regularly wander around where I live. The foxes never try it on with the cats, and one of my cats (now departed) used to go out and play with the foxes at night.
Also, the boycott of Solo was due to the absolute fucking train wreck of The Last Jedi. Fans wanted to let Disney know they were heading in the wrong direction and spoke to them in the only language they know, money.
Muh wuh I love squirrels
Can we get this to the top, please?
Rip x