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  • čas přidán 27. 11. 2011
  • Early and his family engage in a sack race during a picnic.
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  • Krátké a kreslené filmy

Komentáře • 78

  • @PlayinSolo
    @PlayinSolo Před 8 lety +375

    Granny is the reason i watch this show.

  • @joelap.3859
    @joelap.3859 Před 5 lety +118

    Ah ah ah! No help from Jesus, that's cheatin!

  • @alexshank1414
    @alexshank1414 Před rokem +16

    0:26 “Somethin’…something crawlin’ on my face.”
    0:38 Granny’s dejected “Alright.”
    1:10 “Did I win?” *hits face on corner of table*
    Granny is my favorite.

  • @seanday1057
    @seanday1057 Před 7 lety +44

    Motivatical scorpions

  • @n2bfw884
    @n2bfw884 Před 2 lety +7

    "No help from Jesus. That's cheating."

  • @crlewis
    @crlewis Před 7 lety +53

    HELL YEAH!!!
    That was a thinking mans victory!

  • @pauloburgess9954
    @pauloburgess9954 Před 3 lety +11

    RIP Unknown’s career

  • @MrGregggleziii
    @MrGregggleziii Před 9 lety +82

    Boy. I do without... So you can have.

  • @joedohn9727
    @joedohn9727 Před 5 lety +24

    It’s my life dream to live in a trailer park, cause general mayhem, and go home and watch Squidbillies and Trailer Park Boys exclusively.

  • @hulkboyjr
    @hulkboyjr Před 10 lety +58

    Dirt burgers are ready!

    • @crlewis
      @crlewis Před 5 lety +3

      hulkboyjr come on and get em

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Před 11 měsíci

      Ain't got no dirt-fried dirt?

  • @alexludavertigo6926
    @alexludavertigo6926 Před 2 lety +4

    No help from Jesus that's cheatin🤣

  • @freezarulesyou7603
    @freezarulesyou7603 Před 3 lety +4

    "OW mah back! I'm gettin' bit, I'm bleeding!"

  • @lwnf360
    @lwnf360 Před 8 lety +71

    "That's ballast weight---momentum stone"

    • @charlegutierrez
      @charlegutierrez Před 4 lety +1

      Rofl

    • @mjade1673
      @mjade1673 Před 2 lety

      Dang i thought he said balance, did he really just use a big word 🥺im so proud

  • @retardking7416
    @retardking7416 Před 2 lety +6

    Granny : dear Jesus give me boosters and rockets for speed!!

  • @topazfire974
    @topazfire974 Před 6 lety +37

    How you are going to shoot at your grandma in a sack race where do you have the advantage and she’s already tied up😅😂🤣

  • @jacksonville-oh1gx
    @jacksonville-oh1gx Před 8 lety +16

    soon we are gunna have to watch a 20 second commercial before the 30 second one just to get to the minute long one. then we will be able to watch a minute and a half video. only makes since that way

  • @rachelvasquez3546
    @rachelvasquez3546 Před 5 lety +40

    Jesus is going to guide me to Victory anyway. Ah no help from Jesus that's cheating! I love granny! Lol!

  • @rowen5733
    @rowen5733 Před 5 lety +5

    momentum stones....fantastic

  • @forgetfulfunctor1
    @forgetfulfunctor1 Před 2 lety +2

    CZcams commentor quoting the same vid we just watched:
    "That was a thinking man's victory right'chea"

  • @wildmadman234
    @wildmadman234 Před 2 lety +3

    1:13 hits head

  • @crlewis
    @crlewis Před 7 lety +13

    SOMTHINS CRAWLIN ON MY FACE!

    • @isaiahwalking
      @isaiahwalking Před 4 lety +4

      Oh yeah, those are some motivational scorpions yeah! I put in a little bit for ya, there gonna fastatize you!

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Před rokem +2

      Jesus is gonna guide me to victory anyway.

  • @bryantyoung7197
    @bryantyoung7197 Před 4 lety +4

    "Damn it's like y'all wun't even racin' me."

  • @sammynichols314
    @sammynichols314 Před 4 lety +11

    I want my dirt burger well done thank you very much

  • @davisthegamelord
    @davisthegamelord Před 6 lety +8

    Granny sounds exactly like my grandma

  • @chronictonicwizardcat
    @chronictonicwizardcat Před 6 lety +10

    Oh my god granny 😹😹😹😹

  • @TylerStump1
    @TylerStump1 Před 12 lety +32

    damn.....i want a dirt pony

  • @malashiaparee3331
    @malashiaparee3331 Před 5 lety +3

    Oh yes granny is a trip and I be killing my self laughing

  • @fasteddythecat
    @fasteddythecat Před 2 lety +1

    No help from Jesus, but motivational scorpion’s are just fine.

  • @benporter9770
    @benporter9770 Před 4 lety +3

    Early is the reason for everything

  • @DreamJ2eaper
    @DreamJ2eaper Před 12 lety +5

    momentum stones

  • @Shankalten
    @Shankalten Před 12 lety +8

    That was a thinking man's victory.

  • @BlackGoId
    @BlackGoId Před rokem +1

    Early must really hate his mama

  • @gostyle1
    @gostyle1 Před 11 lety +8

    Somethin'... somethins crawlin on ma face!!!

  • @THEWHOPPERMAN1
    @THEWHOPPERMAN1 Před 12 lety +5

    dirt pony is best pony

  • @hulkboyjr
    @hulkboyjr Před 10 lety +27

    Jesus disliked this

  • @phillipelder9576
    @phillipelder9576 Před rokem

    No help from Jesus!

  • @watchensee
    @watchensee Před 3 měsíci

    Early is an all-star cheater. 😂🤣

  • @ArielKahane
    @ArielKahane Před 4 lety +2

    No help from Jesus

  • @TomFuIp
    @TomFuIp Před 12 lety +1

    second bitches

  • @dieselscience
    @dieselscience Před 12 lety +2

    you are want correct grammar??

  • @lolroflmaocopter1
    @lolroflmaocopter1 Před 12 lety +3

    FIRST BITCHES!!!