Let's Watch - Hitman Holiday Hoarders
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"Twas the night before Christmas, but Ryan didn't care.
Taking out Santa was his goal, and leaving him in his underwear.
As he hung from the balcony with his trusty silenced pistol,
He quickly jumped down and gave a quick whistle.
The enemy came closer to check out the noise,
But Santa Ryan was there waiting, with a brick and his toys.
He didn't see it coming, or really feel pain,
Because Santa Ryan smashed a brick into his brain.
It seemed a little brutal but it's Hitman, you know.
Nothing can stop the Mad King, look he's yelling, ""Ho, Ho, Ho...""
With a twinkle in his eye, he plots his next attack,
To the basement he goes. Oh, look, a bad guy. WHACK!
He killed all of them, with a smile on his face.
Then ran to the exit as if it were a hot race.
Then came the cut-scene as the mission was done,
Santa Ryan yells, ""Merry Christmas to All, damn killing is fun!"""
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Let's Watch - Hitman Holiday Hoarders
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I like how Ryan kept saying: "He said yes!" like he's the guy who witnessed a successful marriage proposal.
Deion S He did. All the best marriage proposals result in a concussion.
Cailus Griffin thanks for the warning I'll wear a helmet when I propose
In the Haywood Tribe, the bricking IS the marriage proposal ritual.
Unfortunately, HIS marriage proposal didn't age well.
The two targets were Harry and Marv from Home Alone. I just noticed that.
same, good on hitman's part tbh lol
lol
theeshyguy1 Totally explains the Bricks in the presents too!
Right? Why is there not a paint can on a rope kill?
also 'slick' and 'smokey' refers to how they got hurt in home alone aswell great touch from the hitman people
18:41
There he is, and none of the three sets of eyes watching the monitor saw him.
And Gavin was just saying about no one seeing him. That fat fecker is elusive.
Just chillin' at the food bar...
Eating cheese and drinking wine..
I love that they see him as Ryan is saying "How in the hell are we supposed to catch that clever old elf?"
These three should do every episode of Hitman. Gavin brings the expertise, Ryan brings the fucking around, and Michael brings the quality commentary. It's a perfect storm.
Unless you're talking about cameras
ColeDynamite when you said Expertise, I thought you meant brains and I was like "Gavin and smart don't go together"
"how is nobody seeing him?" Proceeds to walk into a room where Santa is stood practically in the doorway.....good job guys XD
Angus Murray Nice edit of Master Chief
18:40
THERE'S SANTA!!!!! HE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!
he's having wine and cheese
thank fuck I wasn't the only person that noticed xD
i was about to comment it to
Also there was a naked guy at the end in the hall massacre was that the knocked out santa or stylist?
18:40??? I didn't see anything??
Gotta love how not one of them seen Santa @18:41 and ran straight past him. Especially seeing as how it was in the middle of them all questioning both how they were supposed to get near him *and* wondering how nobody could see him... xD
Saw*
@@CookiesNMilf actually it is had seen* learn english before you try to correct it
18:55 Santa was literally getting cheese and fruit punch
Jonathan Black I know, how did they not see him. That annoyed me
I know its driving me nuts! How could they not see him?!
them not seeing obvious things shouldnt be anything special with AH anymore xD
That description though... Someone just outdid themselves again.
Emre S. It’s always sunny reference
I fucking love hitman. Especially with Gavin Ryan and Michael. They're the best trio for this game
Leafuh it's like the Freuidan trio Michael is Id, Ryan is Ego, and Gav Superego.
I don't know about you. But if someone's last words were "He said yes!" before being mowed down by security? I'd be curious
did Michael predict the future at 32:56? LOL
Michael: "It'd be awesome to have an assassin Santa movie"
2022 Violent Night: "say no more"
Blew my mind.
Had to check the comments as I heard that
"I didnt kill him... he got to live. Its a christmas miracle"
When he bricked the reporter someone said "Do you have brain damage?". I couldn't stop laughing cause all I could think was, "Well she certainly has brain damage now."
I like that they don't get any of the home alone references
Came here to say that
I love how at 20:53 Ryan just decks santa
18:40 He's RIGHT THERE RYAN!
Herp Derp i was about to say the exact same thing, he was right at the bar
Anybody else see Santa right in front of Ryan at 18:40 ?
lol..just about to comment that
Fuck yeah .
anyone else see santa at 18:43 they just ran right past him
In the corner of the eye
Sooooo, Home Alone Hitman edition
Ha, Harry and Marv, I get it now.
chase teel I was about to comment on that lol. A few hours too late
The Hitman edition is a reversal, a slasher movie where the bandits desperately try to survive.
on the 12th day of murder-ma's my true love gave to me 12 dead baby seals, 11 eye balls rolling, 10 heads on stakes, 9 corpses, 8 bloody lungs, 7 taken movies , 6 AK-47s , 5 Golden hearts, 4 cases of ammo, 3 Brown bricks, 2 Santa suits, and 1 Baby corpse.
P.S this took half the video to make and I'm slightly proud of this
You win
"has Hitman ever been supernatural before?"
Wasn't there a ghost in Blood Money?
Holmesy87 In Contracts
Holmesy87 that's what I thought!
at 37:38 the real santa was bipped with his own costume... lol
Snazzy_Pickle holy shit I didn't notice that
Fireyshotguns 51 ya kinda funny.
It's not him. It's the guy in the changing room.
18:40 santa was hiding in plain sight. He's getting bevs
18:41 DID YOU SEE SANTA... he was right there and they walked straight past him
They said it themselves, right there having some wine and sampling some cheese!
18:39 did they just walk right past him?
yup
TheSpartiatus yeah I saw it too
"He's just mingling. He's having some wine and cheese."
*Immediately run past Santa having some wine and cheese*
yup.
I honestly don't know what these comments are about. I mean, I've watched the timestamp 20 times and can't see him.
18:40 "How am I supposed to catch the clever old elf?" *Santa is right there*
Didn't they notice that the targets were the two burglars from Home alone 1 and 2?
its harry and marv from home alone
Frank Martinez I know right
Took me about 12 minutes for me to figure that out, I had a good laugh over it. Ryan should have turned clogged that sink over Marv's body, Dead Wet Bandit.
Harry: We actually did it Marv!
Marv: I can't believe we stole all this stuff.
Harry: And you know the best part... No kids!
Santa: Bip, bip, bip.
All those bells in the background remind me of the dead by daylight killer.
I guess they didn't understand the Home Alone reference
yeah i was really surprised by that too
25:04 Don't worry, Ryan. I acknowledge your Quantum Leap reference.
14:35 nice little shop of horrors reference ryan, i am proud
Blood Money had a supernatural event in the Hotel level.
The targets are the burglars from Home Alone. The prompt to "Overflow the sink" after Ryan kills the first target is another reference to the 'Wet Bandits'.
I want to see "Silent Night" the assassin Santa Claus movie next year for Christmas.
I love the poem in the description.
I love how the cops react to Ryan throwing a can
"Watch out, he's got a Dr Pepper, better use our pistols"
18:40 Oooooh, missed him by that much
YamaguchiEtsuko I thought I saw him as they went around the corner
I would love a "Silent Night" RT short or even short film.
Assassin Santa, sleigh full of weapons, throw in a slow, maniacal "Ho ho ho" while aiming the gun at a victim. Could be like a "what Santa does to afford the presents" thing.
Michael: "Dude, you can like, drown in less than an inch of water"
Ryan: "It's true, especially if someone breaks your neck."
I love Ryan's little comments, they never fail to make me laugh
"Santa lives for another year" nope you gunned him down and didn't even notice, lmao
18:40 How am I suppose to catch that clever old elf"....*totally misses the Santa standing right in front of him
18:40 "How the hell am i supposed to catch that clever old elf?!"
*Walks right past him whilst saying that*
Wait, isnt that the guy they took the santa costume off of at 37:39??
Linky Okumura no, he's the guy from the changing room in the basement
Yup :D
4840nick ooooooh ok that makes sense
Linky Okumura glad I'm not the only one who saw that. Ran right over him while asking about him at 38:00 ish.
18:39 "How the hell am I supposed to catch that clever old elf??" As he literally looks at Santa and passes him lol
Santa was just chilling at 18:41 and they ran right past him
At 37:39 that guy standing there is the unconcious guy that was dressed as Santa and they don't even realize they shot him 😂😂😂😂
"how the hell am I supposed to catch that clever old elf?" said ryan at 18:40 while passing by Santa. lol
Dunno if they didn't notice or just didn't mention it, but I'm disappointed that not once in the video did they mention that Harry and Marv are the bad guys from home alone
18:40 "how the hell am i supposed to catch that jolly old elf"
WALKING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM
I like how they don't realize who the targets are. Duh, the wet bandits.
By God the description is impeccable
18:41 I love that Santa is standing through the doorway helping himself to canapés from the table.
The sound that Santa makes when he apparates sounds like the horde coming in Left 4 Dead.
santa is also in the doorway at 18:40 while they say "how the hell am i supposed to catch that clever old elf" XD
25:02 I appreciate the Quantum Leap reference lol
How did they not figure out it´s the Home alone guys?
First time Ryan climbed up behind Santa and yell "BRICK!!!" Lol 😂XD
You see, Michael, Gavin's right about how present delivery works, and anything that shows up before Christmas day is a fake gift
Lol they killed Santa at the end and didn't even notice. They even walked over his corpse
14:36 that "Little Shop of Horrors" got me crying
31:31
"Your joke almost got you killed."
So does that make it a.... Killing Joke?
Anyone else realise the targets are the bad guys from Home Alone? And the brick challenge is a call back to Home Alone 2 where Kevin throws 3 bricks off the roof and they hit Marv in the head
did anyone notice santa at 18:41 when Ryan ran in the door
Whoever comes up with these descriptions needs a raise because that description is Fucking awesome.
Harry and Marv from Home Alone. Wow. I noticed that right when they showed them.
Do they not realize these are the characters from Home Alone?
@18:40 santas spiking the punch!!!! and you walked right past him!!
There is a severe lack of sinks being flooded in this episode by the "Wet Bandits"
I hope this is a hit, man
Cameron domes booooooooo
Cameron domes f*cking Barbara over here
Cameron domes I don't get it
Get out
*sigh*
*clicks dislike*
Lmfao when Ryan bricked Santa I laughed so hard I cried.
31:53 Santa surprise I'm dying
"Bagnato? Is that like Sharknado?" -Ryan Haywood, 2016
At 18:41 while they’re talking about how they’re suppose to kill Santa Ryan runs right past him lmao
28:41 Michael: "He's gotta have some sorta Alfred" More like Elfred
18:40 "How am I supposed to catch that clever elf" as he walks right past that clever elf
I can't believe they didn't notice Santa at 18:40 LIKE COME ON!
"I got my gun, I got my coin, Im ready to bang" - Dr Ryan "Mantis Toboggan" Haywood
i cant believe they walked RIGHT past him at 18:40 and then proceeded to talk over him when he said HO HO HO, even with subtitles. I laughed so hard.
18:41 Ryan runs right past Santa
Remember when Ryan killed the christmas spirit? hahaha
I'm with Gavin on the Christmas presents stuff. I had the same thing with presents being put down when I was in bed. Always thought the idea of them being there for a week was kind of disappointing. I loved being able to come downstairs and be surprised by what was there
love how it's the home alone villains.
At 20:53, I just CANNOT get over and adore the idea of Agent 47, the world-renowned Hitman, crashing a rich Christmas party, shoving his way past a gathering of party-goers, and then proceeds to club a phantom Father Christmas with a brick to very likely steal his clothes. Only on Achievement Hunter! (Ba-dum-cish!) 😂
To explain the Christmas tree thing Gavin was talking about, it's more traditional in the UK for kids to put a stocking or bag out when they go to bed on Christmas eve, and then in the morning the presents are in there. We do put stuff under the tree from family etc. but the standard story is that your parents ask Santa for stuff on your list and he delivers it. Generally your "Santa" gifts aren't seen by the kids until Christmas day, and those are considered to be from your parents via Santa.
Hoarders huh?
Mind if I roll NEED!?!?!
Juan Cruz what?
Hearthstone, bud.
hearthstone.gamepedia.com/Loot_Hoarder
Juan Cruz but have you rolled a 100 on need?
At 3:58 when Gavin said yes and Ryan threw the can I laughed for 2 minutes.
my friends spilled their cola laughing so hard when 47 bop Santa on the head.
18:42 Ryan passes right by Santa 😂
10 seconds in...they're not gonna get the Harry and Marv reference right?
Took me a second when I first started watching but, they dont seem to be getting it.
Gotta love at 18:40, right as Ryan is saying "how am I supposed to catch Santa" he's right in front of them and no one notices.
My favorite trio by far
I love the idea of Home Alone criminals being targets, especially with the comical way they steal absurd items from the map, but what ties it in for me is the challenge that requires you to hit Marv several times with a brick, referencing Home Alone 2. Also, you can find that every bathroom Marv enters, he overflows the sink. Yet another reference to the "legend" of the Wet Bandits.
Michael always surprises me with how funny he can be
I like how the objective at the start was to kill Harry and Marv, then went to killing Santa and stealing his suit
14:36 My favorite part about Ryan being a theater person is that sometimes he just randomly sings a showtune or something and it completely goes over the AH guys' heads. But I hear you Ryan. I appreciate you.
if the Santa Clause with Tim Allen every gets rebooted this would be it 😂
So Michael wants to see a movie where Santa is the killer? Let me just direct you to Santa's Slay starring Bill Goldberg. Yes that Bill Goldberg.