Best Seinfeld scene

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  • čas přidán 28. 07. 2010
  • Episode: The Postponement: www.imdb.com/title/tt0697759/
    [Kramer enters]
    Kramer: Hey, hey.
    George: March 21st. Hey! So, you're gonna back me on this, right?
    Jerry: Oh, all the way.
    George: You are a good friend. You know what? Even if you killed somebody I wouldn't turn you in.
    Jerry: Is that so?
    Jerry: Hey, Kramer if I killed somebody would you turn me in?
    Kramer: Definitely.
    Jerry: You're kidding?
    Kramer: No, no, I would turn you in.
    Jerry: You would turn me in?
    Kramer: Phwap, I wouldn't even think about it.
    Jerry: I can't believe your a friend of mine.
    Kramer: What kind of person are you going around killing people?
    Jerry: Well, I am sure I had a good reason.
    Kramer: Well,, if you'll kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next?
    Jerry: But you know me!
    Kramer: I thought I DID!
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Komentáře • 197

  • @AbrasiousProductions
    @AbrasiousProductions Před rokem +712

    "I thought I did" I love the look of genuine concern on his face as if he believes Jerry's about to admit he killed someone😂

    • @prabhukiranz
      @prabhukiranz Před 11 měsíci +9

      yea... ahhaha... n also things can go south in matter of few seconds ... lol

  • @samrputnam
    @samrputnam Před 11 lety +655

    Jerry: The answering machine is like a relationship barometer.
    George: What IS a barometer?
    Kramer: It's pronounced thermometer.

  • @PretentiousStuff
    @PretentiousStuff Před 3 lety +400

    The delivery on that 'definitely' is out of this world.

    • @davidporter671
      @davidporter671 Před 2 lety +39

      Yes it is. You’re taking for granted Michael Richards saying it like that. But when you’re given the script and it just says “definitely” it’s difficult to come up with a perfect delivery.

    • @devilmancrybaby2101
      @devilmancrybaby2101 Před 2 lety +9

      @@davidporter671 facts

  • @richardlangdon712
    @richardlangdon712 Před 11 měsíci +113

    You can't argue Kramer's logic.

  • @justinrenwick8500
    @justinrenwick8500 Před 9 měsíci +45

    Kramer’s reading of the “I thought I did” line? Masterclass.

  • @soundnessofmind7196
    @soundnessofmind7196 Před 6 lety +398

    Well what kind of person are you going around killing people

  • @HoboJoe1416
    @HoboJoe1416 Před 2 lety +356

    My favorite scene from Seinfeld. Commitment to a random banal interaction with such a hilarious outcome. Michael Richards’ brilliant timing and delivery! “I thought I did!”

    • @24pavlo
      @24pavlo Před rokem +16

      His timing and delivery of N word was brilliant too.

    • @jamalford6995
      @jamalford6995 Před rokem +2

      Wooow you really went there smh!!

    • @jamalford6995
      @jamalford6995 Před rokem

      Yea he’s a clown!!

    • @mrloop1530
      @mrloop1530 Před 11 měsíci +8

      @@24pavlo I'm sure you never made a mistake in your life

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@mrloop1530 Of course he didn't! After all - if he did, that would prove that he could never do anything right, and everyone would forever remind him of that moment in every single interaction... right?

  • @82easyrider
    @82easyrider Před 8 měsíci +21

    Throughout its run, Kramer held the moral compass of the show and the genius of the writing/acting was that he was the one you least expected it from. What a show.

  • @BlackBarney
    @BlackBarney Před 5 měsíci +21

    Those frozen stares from Jerry at the end of these scenes always close it so perfectly

  • @raduszilagyi6055
    @raduszilagyi6055 Před 11 měsíci +75

    Kramer is my all time favorite role in any movie / tv series. He's absolutely spot on in absolutely every scene. He understood and executed the character perfectly. Genius

    • @I_Fight_Instacart
      @I_Fight_Instacart Před 7 měsíci +7

      In some of the early episodes he was kinda creepy. And George wasn't so neurotic in the beginning. It took them a bit to perfect their characters.

    • @imoldgregg8
      @imoldgregg8 Před 4 měsíci +1

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  • @Manx123
    @Manx123 Před rokem +31

    Kramer had a point here this time.

  • @westmcgee9320
    @westmcgee9320 Před 11 měsíci +162

    One of those rare scenes, sprinkled throughout the show, in which Kramer is 100% right.

    • @WunderChancellor
      @WunderChancellor Před 8 měsíci +7

      It is interesting when Kramer acts normal

    • @I_Fight_Instacart
      @I_Fight_Instacart Před 7 měsíci +10

      What's more rare is when George is right. But he was at least a couple of times:
      *1.* When he wanted a refund from the Delicate Genius who cancelled his doctor's appointment; *2.* When he expected credit for buying The Big Salad.

    • @IDontBuyIt50
      @IDontBuyIt50 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@I_Fight_Instacart when dealing with a Costanza, always stop at one example. The entire big salad episode is a portrait of his moneygrubbing and childish outlook on things like "getting credit". Love the bold typed numbers though.

    • @nsiderultimaseth
      @nsiderultimaseth Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@IDontBuyIt50 The problem with The Big Salad is that yes, George is being childish and self-absorbed. But he is RIGHT that his girlfriend wanted to steal the credit! When Elaine let slip that George was upset about the big salad, his girlfriend IMMEDIATELY suspected something. Why would she be suspicious... IF SHE WAS NOT THINKING THE SAME THING GEORGE WAS? I used to have a much more detailed response to this, but basically the way George's girlfriend reacts to that situation confirms for me that she was intending to steal credit. If George was a regular person he would've let it go, but he's NOT, and his manic insanity reveals that he in fact was dating a fellow lunatic.

  • @TheCleaner76
    @TheCleaner76 Před 2 lety +147

    I love how a hypothetical question turns in to a realistic hypothetical answer 😂

  • @Brolly5
    @Brolly5 Před 10 lety +81

    Hm....definitely.

  • @whiteshadow59
    @whiteshadow59 Před 10 lety +71

    it is one of the best moments for sure

  • @noway9081
    @noway9081 Před 3 lety +93

    This scene is hilarious, philosophically brilliant.

  • @johnnyt3010
    @johnnyt3010 Před 9 lety +49

    Hehe, I thought I did!

  • @HarryCaul89
    @HarryCaul89 Před 12 lety +22

    I love how you hear Jerry saying "Is that so" off screen.

  • @0ldMatty2
    @0ldMatty2 Před 2 měsíci +3

    This show is so damn brilliant

  • @matthewquinn2776
    @matthewquinn2776 Před 5 lety +228

    I've literally had this same conversation in real life! That's the brilliance of Seinfeld.

    • @Justin-nx3pw
      @Justin-nx3pw Před 3 lety +26

      I feel like you just complimented yourself.

    • @bena9713
      @bena9713 Před 3 lety +14

      @@Justin-nx3pw that’s a very Larry David thing to say hahahaha, you can take that as a compliment

    • @c_sal
      @c_sal Před 2 lety +2

      Me too! And then I was like "why does it feel like I've heard this conversation before..." and suddenly remembered this excellent scene. 😂

    • @c_sal
      @c_sal Před 2 lety +1

      @@Justin-nx3pw I get the joke here (and yes very LD of you lol) but he was just complimenting Seinfeld for being so relatable and like real life 🙃

  • @marcbelo6088
    @marcbelo6088 Před 5 lety +28

    You are a good friend, "even if you kill somebody I wouldn't turn you in" .

  • @spinshocker
    @spinshocker Před 2 lety +21

    The best scenes are the ones where Kramer is completely in the right

  • @snakeyj.9427
    @snakeyj.9427 Před 10 lety +21

    I absolutely love seinfeld...this was our generation of I love lucy....I never get tired of watching it to this day seinfeld or I love lucy.

  • @victor.faustus
    @victor.faustus Před 9 lety +23

    Makes a great standing argument

  • @snuke37
    @snuke37 Před 3 lety +52

    This is up there with the lopper scene where Kramer tells Jerry that a lot of the victims of the lopper look like Jerry.
    Jerry: Oh there's a lot of people in the city that look like me.
    Kramer: Not as many as there used to be!

  • @DZigas11
    @DZigas11 Před 11 lety +48

    How about: Jerry: "You don't even know what a write-off is, do you?"
    Cramer: "No. But they do. And they're the ones writing it off."
    Jerry: "I wish I could get the last 5 minutes of my life back."

    • @boosie6107
      @boosie6107 Před 2 lety +2

      Who the hell is cramer?

    • @SmurfySmurf12345
      @SmurfySmurf12345 Před rokem +1

      @@boosie6107 That's what I'm trying to figure out.

    • @BL-mf3jp
      @BL-mf3jp Před rokem +2

      @@SmurfySmurf12345 That's what I'd like to know about it.

    • @jenniejoyz
      @jenniejoyz Před rokem

      It's Kramer! Not Cramer. 🙄

    • @Mrclean431
      @Mrclean431 Před 10 měsíci

      This ^^^^ is and always will be the funniest part of seinfeld

  • @ForOrAgainstUs
    @ForOrAgainstUs Před 11 lety +12

    I love how it just ends there.

  • @user-gy9dx7eu1y
    @user-gy9dx7eu1y Před 2 měsíci +1

    Kramer was a great fit for this part, really added so much laughter to this show, can't see anyone else who could have played that role. Funny guy.

  • @scriptsupervisor
    @scriptsupervisor Před 3 lety +6

    "But you know me!"

  • @myaccountvideos
    @myaccountvideos Před 2 měsíci +1

    One of the best, there are too many in each episode to pick one from a single episode.

  • @henrybierman8431
    @henrybierman8431 Před rokem +21

    You know Kramer sometimes makes a lot of sense

    • @RajHK8
      @RajHK8 Před 11 měsíci +3

      You can talk, you can talk, you can talk

  • @cchanc3
    @cchanc3 Před rokem +1

    give me a few minutes and I could come up with 20 scenes as good as this one. seinfeld is the best.

    • @RajHK8
      @RajHK8 Před 11 měsíci +1

      It’s been a week

  • @ronaldbrockway643
    @ronaldbrockway643 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Kramer is the bomb.

  • @Jaso700
    @Jaso700 Před 12 lety +10

    I thought I Did! hahahaha! great moment right there! Best Sitcom Ever!

  • @guitarman394
    @guitarman394 Před měsícem +1

    Yes, top ten best scenes from the show.

  • @mikebagwell8229
    @mikebagwell8229 Před 5 lety +17

    One of the great moments from the best TV show of all time

  • @Eidlones
    @Eidlones Před 3 lety +14

    I always think of this moment whenever I see someone defending someone in real life by saying "If only you knew them, they're a good person!"

  • @Darlia12
    @Darlia12 Před 8 lety +16

    I really have to agree that this IS the Best Seinfeld scene! Too funny!! :)

    • @collinnc2001
      @collinnc2001 Před 4 lety +3

      Maria Johnson Next to, George shouting, GARY FOGEL DOESNT HAVE CANCER

  • @WiseAilbhean
    @WiseAilbhean Před 3 lety +10

    Never let the friend know you would rat them out. Because they might kill you if they know, you know about the crime. They get you before you say bup.

  • @blakemcnamara9105
    @blakemcnamara9105 Před rokem +27

    Kramer can, on occasion, be the most moral out of all of them.

    • @crypt5129
      @crypt5129 Před 9 měsíci

      From what I remember, he usually was

  • @nicolewhitebearclaws9867
    @nicolewhitebearclaws9867 Před 4 lety +7

    Omg this scene 😂🤣

  • @buscadorconocimi
    @buscadorconocimi Před 11 lety +7

    It is a great scene.

  • @albundy6008
    @albundy6008 Před 11 měsíci +3

    My favorite scene is where Elaine describes her date, "He took it out!" and Kramer instantly knows what she means.

  • @oscarf9323
    @oscarf9323 Před 6 lety +12

    Yeh, not far from there, clearly a top 5 scene

  • @XxPRIMETIMEKIDxX
    @XxPRIMETIMEKIDxX Před 11 lety +8

    The 5 dislikes are the people that would turn him in

  • @tonyenglish5153
    @tonyenglish5153 Před 11 měsíci +1

    One of the best scenes in Seinfeld. Most likely the best if not top 3 comedy sitcoms of all time.

  • @michaelrowand898
    @michaelrowand898 Před 8 měsíci

    “I wouldn’t even think about it” 😂

  • @arobyte
    @arobyte Před 11 měsíci +2

    IMO, Best line:
    Kramer: All these big companies, they write-off everything
    Jerry: You don't even know what a write-off is?
    Kramer: DO YOU?
    Jerry: NO, I don't
    Kramer: But, they do... and they're the ones writing it off 🤣🤣

  • @TMVfan577
    @TMVfan577 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is probably the most sane thing Kramer has ever said 😂

  • @lust4bass
    @lust4bass Před 4 měsíci +1

    "What kind of person are YOU, going around killing people!?"
    Michel Richards really made his the Seinfeld/David writing wit.
    It is so tragic that, while Richards had really bloomed into something so amazing and special in Seinfeld, it all blew out, for the same reasons that made him a successful Kramer : irritability, madness, foolishness, unaccountability, social provocation.

  • @butters395
    @butters395 Před 2 měsíci

    i still love kramer's instant reaction when elaine says...."he took it out" 😂

  • @rhrh2025
    @rhrh2025 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I'm with Kramer! LOL

  • @ED-le1pr
    @ED-le1pr Před rokem +3

    the way the conversation steers towards Kramer becoming convinced Jerry killed someone lmao. legendary

  • @bendyer1465
    @bendyer1465 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Best comedy of all time

  • @triples3768
    @triples3768 Před 8 měsíci +1

    In my opinion what makes this scene great; you can see both their point of views and agree with both.

  • @JaetonWesley
    @JaetonWesley Před 5 lety +1

    I wouldn’t even think about it

  • @JoeCnNd
    @JoeCnNd Před 3 lety +5

    Somehow I think newman would hold it against him and make jerry be his butler for about a year.

  • @gunatc
    @gunatc Před 12 lety +5

    I thought i did !!!

  • @DarrenKeith
    @DarrenKeith Před 11 lety +3

    Kramer: The "Truth-Teller" :-)

  • @marcbelo7301
    @marcbelo7301 Před 3 lety +2

    I thought I did

  • @napoearth
    @napoearth Před rokem

    Kramer is absolutely right in his response.

  • @dannyrichards6233
    @dannyrichards6233 Před 2 lety +3

    Too funny.

  • @SoleMan117
    @SoleMan117 Před 11 lety +5

    I've had this exact conversation with several people...and none of us had seen this episode.

  • @thunderdan4058
    @thunderdan4058 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Kramer is actually the most ethical member of the gang.

  • @chrismysinger262
    @chrismysinger262 Před 2 měsíci

    Just love.truth,acting,points made

  • @mogdor
    @mogdor Před 5 dny

    Kramer's logic here is sound as sound can be lol

  • @huskyjerk
    @huskyjerk Před 11 měsíci

    An absolute gas !

  • @danemart1842
    @danemart1842 Před 2 měsíci

    The best scene is when Seinfeld and Kramer switch apartments cause of the bright red light from the chicken place across the street.
    Seinfeld comes flying thru the front door, imitating Kramer; this is the best scene ever.

  • @CottagecoreBihexual
    @CottagecoreBihexual Před 2 měsíci +1

    Kramer's got a point.

  • @psychoticmortacarn
    @psychoticmortacarn Před 4 měsíci

    Kramer: HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

  • @cs512tr
    @cs512tr Před 13 lety +1

    LOL ! such a legendary show

  • @WorldsUnhealthiestFitPerson
    @WorldsUnhealthiestFitPerson Před 11 měsíci

    I'd bet a large sum of money that Larry & Jerry had this exact conversation prior to writing the episode, but with Larry as the hypothetical (well, kinda hypothetical) crazy person.

  • @criskramschuster9492
    @criskramschuster9492 Před rokem +1

    nope "is your head spinning like a top" is the best scene

  • @CometMedalChavez
    @CometMedalChavez Před 2 lety +6

    Kramer has absolutely no filter whatsoever, absolutely love him for that 😂

    • @corey-bird3489
      @corey-bird3489 Před rokem +1

      Fun fact: That’s why his inner thoughts are never heard

    • @OhYeaMista
      @OhYeaMista Před rokem

      Didn’t work out so well for him in the end😂

  • @MTech07
    @MTech07 Před 6 měsíci

    This is what commitment of truth is 😂

  • @derekmccluskey4931
    @derekmccluskey4931 Před rokem

    I feel that at some point in a friendship this question needs to be asked.

  • @hippiecheezburger5457
    @hippiecheezburger5457 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Omg it’s so goddamn funny this bit

  • @tomgrams2333
    @tomgrams2333 Před 3 lety +1

    I thought I DID ?!?!

  • @HamburgerTime209
    @HamburgerTime209 Před 5 lety +16

    Honestly I'm with Kramer 100% on this one
    If Jerry Seinfeld killed someone I'd turn his ass in.

    • @switch12345678
      @switch12345678 Před 11 měsíci

      Jerry has already had Kramer expelled from the cinema for bringing coffee without permission.

  • @MrZrazies
    @MrZrazies Před 11 měsíci

    What’s funnier is jerry thought Kramer is his friend and will always have his back then this and his face lol

  • @Marc-zf3xv
    @Marc-zf3xv Před 11 měsíci +1

    Idk the rental car scene was pretty epic.

  • @kmay3409
    @kmay3409 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Love it!!!😅

  • @michaelgoff4504
    @michaelgoff4504 Před 2 lety +1

    Of the friends that I have, I would definite turn any of them in. No exceptions.

  • @braddouglas7839
    @braddouglas7839 Před rokem

    Friends help you move...
    REAL friends help you move bodies

  • @Fakename70
    @Fakename70 Před 11 měsíci

    The low key “is that so…?”
    Maybe he’s been thinking about it.

  • @JoeRuizLordoftheRings

    I haven't seen you working in a while! Along while!!!

  • @davenelson750
    @davenelson750 Před 2 měsíci +1

    His better line was, " I'm out "

  • @21stcenturyoptimist
    @21stcenturyoptimist Před 11 lety +1

    Good responses.

  • @bantehayes9973
    @bantehayes9973 Před měsícem +1

    This is why Seinfeld is so great. They made a hilarious bit based off some random comment. It really is a show about nothing lol

  • @limahl123123
    @limahl123123 Před 13 lety +3

    haha epic :D

  • @joanielorentz4979
    @joanielorentz4979 Před měsícem +1

    Kramer is so right if my friend killed someone, I would absolutely call the police. Why would you hide that person murdered someone we have to call the police doesn’t matter who it isB❤

  • @GaryFurr-er7xz
    @GaryFurr-er7xz Před 10 měsíci +1

    Kramer doesn't know reality

  • @zidneya
    @zidneya Před rokem +1

    Seinfeld: _If I killed somebody, would you turn me in?_
    Kramer: _definitely_
    Says the man who has been wrongly arrested for serial murder and pimping.

  • @illyrian447
    @illyrian447 Před 9 lety +3

    hilarious

  • @kraken589
    @kraken589 Před 12 lety

    Which episode is this?

  • @T-Rando
    @T-Rando Před 5 měsíci

    0:36 realistically speaking, he's right.

  • @samrputnam
    @samrputnam Před 11 lety +1

    Or the whole episode of Jerry's New Jacket.

  • @Henry-kz4gn
    @Henry-kz4gn Před rokem

    if jerry started killing, kramer would be one of the first if not the first to go

  • @humbledb4jesus
    @humbledb4jesus Před 11 měsíci

    i'll take 'jerry buys rat hats in battery park at 3 in the morning' for 500 alex...

  • @aboo00oode992
    @aboo00oode992 Před 11 lety

    It's "Kramer"