Gollum Game Is Awful

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  • @Henry-kz4gn
    @Henry-kz4gn Před rokem +384

    That was a mercy crash. A final warning if you will.

    • @curiosityman1194
      @curiosityman1194 Před rokem +21

      This game is horrid man. It's more fun to just sleep.

  • @rattledskull9999
    @rattledskull9999 Před rokem +882

    Imagine paying 1000s of dollars for an up to date gaming setup only for this to be the type of game you can play

    • @i_282
      @i_282 Před rokem +84

      I paid over 1k to build my pc and I don’t even have the minimum specs to play the game 😭

    • @thavrisco1632
      @thavrisco1632 Před rokem +37

      @@i_282 Thank god

    • @sk3tzopt68
      @sk3tzopt68 Před rokem +25

      I paid 2,200$ 2019 and can't run this game

    • @Croach193
      @Croach193 Před rokem +13

      ⁠@@i_282Right? I was just thinking “Imagine doing all of that and still not being able to play the game.”

    • @Deeeeeeeee1
      @Deeeeeeeee1 Před rokem +7

      So the Switch wasn't a bad investment after all.

  • @Rosskles
    @Rosskles Před rokem +723

    The continuous desecration of Tolkien's work in modern media platforms has me enraged.

    • @ulfhedinn79
      @ulfhedinn79 Před rokem +8

      I didn't watch Rings of Power, was it pretty bad?

    • @michaelkelley1787
      @michaelkelley1787 Před rokem +72

      Rings of Power? In terms of the correlation to Tolkiens work yeah it was very bad.

    • @jonnust6236
      @jonnust6236 Před rokem +58

      ​@Ulfhedinn 79 LOTS of people hate it, and I've heard the staff of the show was very disrespectful to Tolkien

    • @toastytoast9800
      @toastytoast9800 Před rokem +23

      @@ulfhedinn79 horrific

    • @--_--_--_--_
      @--_--_--_--_ Před rokem +26

      @@ulfhedinn79 its disgusting, worse than literal fanfics

  • @austinfisher4069
    @austinfisher4069 Před rokem +557

    This game should be prescribed by doctors for people with insomnia

    • @helio68
      @helio68 Před rokem +33

      It actually did just pass fda testing and is going to start being prescribed to people

    • @TUSKD
      @TUSKD Před rokem +25

      @@helio68 wow thats actually pretty cool

    • @wallrrusslord4779
      @wallrrusslord4779 Před rokem +27

      @@helio68FDA fast-tracked it, my doctor prescribed 20 minutes before bed and I’ve had 8 hour nights for the past few days!

    • @mrlihin6062
      @mrlihin6062 Před rokem +10

      Thanks gollum

    • @mikael5079
      @mikael5079 Před rokem +6

      This helps me sleep more than any other treatments. I have never finished watching this videos, and Ive been watching for the past 3 nights

  • @a_cats
    @a_cats Před rokem +286

    You won't last 5 minutes playing Lord of the Rings: Gollum

    • @aerus3446
      @aerus3446 Před rokem +9

      Ppl that finish this game should be awarded USD $1 Million by MrBeast himself in person with a video uploaded in every Social Media, then sent into a casino buffet with five free deluxe buffet passes per week, then own Scarface's Mansion with next-gen security technology, a bunker and a safe room of the size that you would find in a Payday 2 heist. Then have infinite N-word passes, a personal 1000 robot army that do every chore in the house and manage everything else, then you own a replica life-sized city of the entirety of The Lord of the Rings world with assistants and all.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 Před rokem +27

      @Forrest Mcgee to the refund button

    • @rejfen714
      @rejfen714 Před rokem +6

      bold of you to assume we can even play it

    • @a_cats
      @a_cats Před rokem +17

      @@rejfen714 Your PC won't last 5 minutes playing Lord of the Rings: Gollum

    • @yeetusdeletus8565
      @yeetusdeletus8565 Před rokem

      @@aerus3446 Don't forget the fancy spinning artifact thingy from Payday 2 aswell

  • @petergieg4560
    @petergieg4560 Před rokem +201

    Wow! This game really makes you FEEL like Gollum (i.e. completely miserable forever).

  • @anglepsycho
    @anglepsycho Před rokem +106

    That crash was a sign of the game being like "I would rather kill myself than let you witness my bowels, please leave dude, I'm begging you-"

    • @dee_van5946
      @dee_van5946 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Or it was his computer trying to cleanse the evil that Charlie unleashed

    • @SpartanGuyOfficial-7274
      @SpartanGuyOfficial-7274 Před 4 dny +1

      "LEAVE. NOW. AND NEVER. COME BACK!!!!!" - The real Gollum played by Andy Serkis

  • @eddy7346
    @eddy7346 Před rokem +258

    The streaming of this game put me to sleep faster than Redfall gameplay. That's impressive. I seriously thought nothing could top Redfall in terms of boredom

    • @schlobster3929
      @schlobster3929 Před rokem +55

      The competition for worst game of 2023 is seriously heating up, and we’re not even halfway through the year yet

    • @ShaquilleOatmeal849
      @ShaquilleOatmeal849 Před rokem +6

      To be fair charlie rarely talks when playing so it's ez to doze off

    • @eddy7346
      @eddy7346 Před rokem +12

      @@ShaquilleOatmeal849 I mean just in general. I tried Redfall and dozed off in less than an hour. This game looks even more boring which is a hell of an achievement

    • @EddieIsGreat
      @EddieIsGreat Před rokem +3

      I'm glad I'm not the only one that had to take a nap in the middle of the video.

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 Před rokem

      @granttodd3118nah

  • @legendgirl101
    @legendgirl101 Před rokem +60

    I think this game might have the most apathetic soundtrack I've ever heard. Even in moments that are supposed to have more tension like when Gollum is chasing the bird, the music sounds like it just does not care

    • @oakleyves
      @oakleyves Před rokem +9

      right like so many scenes felt so dead.. i wish they just put all the cutscenes on 2x speed, would’ve felt a lot better. the bug chasing felt so needlessly sluggish

    • @JL-to9vg
      @JL-to9vg Před rokem +2

      lol for just another $10 that musical magic can be all yours !

  • @ZeroNeedsCoffee
    @ZeroNeedsCoffee Před rokem +271

    Had to come here to see Charlie play more of the greatest game of all time

  • @THExDUFFxBOMBx42777
    @THExDUFFxBOMBx42777 Před rokem +23

    14:00 That’s actually a decades old Scooby Doo thunder sound effect LMAO

    • @thebryceroy6155
      @thebryceroy6155 Před rokem

      At least the "instant thunder" makes sense here, looks like all the lightning strikes are just a few feet away.

    • @TheLevitatingFleem
      @TheLevitatingFleem Před rokem

      you’re absolutely correct son 😭😭😭

    • @djancak
      @djancak Před rokem +2

      i thought that sounded super familiar 😂

  • @nutriit
    @nutriit Před rokem +62

    As someone who did not sleep the night prior and has stuff to do today this is the greatest challenge of all time.

  • @Mr_SpiderFace
    @Mr_SpiderFace Před rokem +84

    Fell asleep while he was live. Woke up to mid game, went back to sleep.

    • @legojay14
      @legojay14 Před rokem +19

      God imagine doing that and having gollum dreams because of it

    • @2oqh
      @2oqh Před rokem +5

      @@legojay14 subjecting yourself to this game is a more horrifying idea

  • @angelofdarkness243
    @angelofdarkness243 Před rokem +91

    It's funny that in my head charlie's video titles are narrated in charlie's voice

  • @ananonymouseuser2571
    @ananonymouseuser2571 Před rokem +7

    What do y'all mean "Not worth $50"?
    I started this while I was wide awake, and only 38 minutes in I'm literally dozing off. It's seven hours before my bed time, and I've only been up for seven hours as a write. Normally I need to be exhausted and have white noise in the background before I can even lay down, then I lay awake for about 45 minutes. Thanks to "Lord of the Rings: Gollum" I can finally feel what it means to take a "nap", something that I can only manage when I'm deathly ill. This game is truly a masterpiece.
    10/10, would recommend you try this before you invest in copious quantities of Xanax and black tar heroin to get a full night's rest.

  • @mcoupe69
    @mcoupe69 Před rokem +32

    Can’t wait for the gold horse armor dlc for gollum to wear

  • @skrawny-clown-snatcherofth8651

    Tolkien is spinning in his grave so fast we should hook up a generator and get unlimited energy

  • @fuelcapgaming5753
    @fuelcapgaming5753 Před rokem +111

    I just can't fathom the thinking behind making this. I can't even imagine diehard LOTR fans wanting a game like this. Already to general audiences, this game has Z E R O appeal or interest. And then atop of that, I feel like EVERYTHING you could have chosen to make a game of in LOTR, you choose.... This. Why.
    If you wanted content on gollum so bad, then make it a comic or short animated series or something that'll inevitably flop. Not a full fledged game. Good god.

    • @mariuszpudzianowski8400
      @mariuszpudzianowski8400 Před rokem +18

      Honestly no idea either why shit like this got greenlighted when they could have made another Shadow of Mordor style game or maybe remake some old LOTR games from PS2 era. Hell, even something like Third Age would be awesome.

    • @lukasg4807
      @lukasg4807 Před rokem +2

      I think it looks cool, enjoyed the whole playthrough so far. Guess I'm in the minority.

    • @gamersdigester
      @gamersdigester Před rokem +19

      @@lukasg4807 bruh what.....

    • @jorgeloredo100
      @jorgeloredo100 Před rokem +7

      There's a good market for stealth/puzzle games, the concept was not great from the get go but good and compelling gameplay could've saved it.

    • @James_Sunderland_
      @James_Sunderland_ Před rokem +5

      never got into LOTR but know the gist of it and even i was like gollum? why? out of everything that universe already offers you pick him?

  • @jupiterputnam9016
    @jupiterputnam9016 Před rokem +20

    Pretty crazy that the movie this is based off from 2001 has better graphics than a video game in 2023

    • @jorgeloredo100
      @jorgeloredo100 Před rokem +5

      ​@@forrestmcgee7631You literally can, modern games specially AAA games are closer to movies than any other artform.

    • @jupiterputnam9016
      @jupiterputnam9016 Před rokem +8

      @Forrest Mcgee i can and i am especially when theres a 20 year gap and the later project comes out looking worse than the source material, if it was 2d maybe theres an excuse there but a 3d triple A game in 2023 from a franchise as big as lotr needs to be held to a higher standard than what is visually being presented as a finished product

    • @CaptainHindsight-xt9yd
      @CaptainHindsight-xt9yd Před 8 měsíci

      The movies have better graphics even than a proper triple a game like shadow of war.
      I don’t think this is crazy at all.

  • @GetShadowBlasted
    @GetShadowBlasted Před rokem +32

    I don't think anyone is shocked by the fact it's bad.

  • @TheRab101
    @TheRab101 Před rokem +27

    how the fuck does charlie burp so much without ever actually seeing him eat anything or drink any fizzy drinks!!

  • @meathandsmans
    @meathandsmans Před rokem +18

    Starts here btw
    8:12

  • @fedredora
    @fedredora Před rokem +9

    This is why there's no reason to get a beefed up gaming rig. There are barely any good games that require such expensive specs

  • @christianjade5145
    @christianjade5145 Před rokem +33

    What was even the point of releasing this game lmao not even the most hardcore LOTR fans were asking for this

    • @rances4418
      @rances4418 Před rokem +13

      Honestly like they picked the character who had the least likely chance to make a decent game over characters like legolas

    • @broopdefloop
      @broopdefloop Před rokem +9

      If they followed gollum after he got the ring, then his path to the misty mountain and his decent further into insanity it could've been interesting. Playing as smeagul and watching him go from the hobbit who just killed his sibling(or cousin I don't remember which,) to the insane half naked gollum under a mountain and having to make moral choices throught the game only for any moral choice you make to not matter in the end due to the ring's influence could be cool

    • @lukasg4807
      @lukasg4807 Před rokem

      Honestly I think it looks cool, enjoyed the entirety of the video

    • @christianjade5145
      @christianjade5145 Před rokem +5

      @@broopdefloop this game would have been okay if it wasn't a stealth adventure game and it was not for $70. the one you described but it was like life of strange or a telltale like game would be great.

    • @RhysCallinan-wc9fi
      @RhysCallinan-wc9fi Před 11 měsíci +1

      Probably because Gollum might've been the cheapest character they could get from the Tolkien IP.

  • @WitheredDayZz
    @WitheredDayZz Před rokem +35

    I've seen clips of the game and it legitimately looks unfinished

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt Před rokem +5

      It is lmao

    • @jd1800
      @jd1800 Před rokem +5

      There's no sense in polishing a turd so I can't really blame them.

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 Před rokem +1

      No polishing can save this trash, it would still be boring

  • @gibbygibson3409
    @gibbygibson3409 Před rokem +21

    "My precious" definitely was not worth the $70 price tag 😪

  • @samual8299
    @samual8299 Před rokem +52

    If this was a $25 indie game and wasn’t 69 terabyte in size, I wouldn’t be mad at it

    • @ceroscentauri7045
      @ceroscentauri7045 Před rokem +22

      Let’s not kid ourselves. There are cheaper and more expensive indie games better than this. Even free indie games made with passion are better than this. :(

    • @samual8299
      @samual8299 Před rokem +5

      @@ceroscentauri7045 it blows for sure but I don’t think it would be offensively bad if it wasn’t $70 lol

    • @Croach193
      @Croach193 Před rokem +10

      I would. Inexpensive indie game or not, the game is garbage.

    • @gusbart5856
      @gusbart5856 Před rokem

      ​@@samual8299 its 50

    • @gusbart5856
      @gusbart5856 Před rokem +2

      ​@@Croach193 yes Budget does Not excuse Bad design

  • @Chaka2225
    @Chaka2225 Před rokem +28

    "There's no way the game can be that awful"
    Titles video this game is awful

  • @DeadOGChannel
    @DeadOGChannel Před rokem +17

    One thing I enjoy about Charlie is that he goes out of his way to play shitty games for our entertainment. Thank you Mr.Moist, your service is not in vain.

  • @jaycestaszak7577
    @jaycestaszak7577 Před rokem +122

    What a perfect showcase of what top of the line hardware is capable of these days. Incredible!
    Is what I might have said if this came out back in 2005

    • @TheRealBillix
      @TheRealBillix Před rokem

      its the game not hardware

    • @meathandsmans
      @meathandsmans Před rokem +15

      ​​@@TheRealBillix he knows. He's saying the game isn't taking advantage of the hardware

    • @Lego_hq_21
      @Lego_hq_21 Před rokem +1

      i would rather play pac man on a arcade machine then this garbage

    • @dontassociate
      @dontassociate Před rokem +1

      @@TheRealBillixbrain damage

    • @TheRealBillix
      @TheRealBillix Před rokem

      @@meathandsmans did I disagree?

  • @aceghost1074
    @aceghost1074 Před rokem +18

    I get the not using original actors if you can't. I can even somewhat forgive the awful designs.
    But what is wild to me, is the...actual words?(idk how to explain it) are entirely a different character.
    The candor, the different personalities, the language he uses. Is completely a 180.
    I've read everything Tolkien put out, watched damn near every piece of content from thesis of themes of the works, to documentary's on his life.
    Idk maybe just I think too much about a fandom that really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, but the man was the father of modern fantasy.
    There's a certain amount of respect you have to have when dealing with the characters for the fans to accept. You can make new stories in the world and it will be accepted we seen it Alot with the shadows of Mordor with the majority of that being supplemental content. And personally i enjoy that story, not so much the game.
    But I'm 5 minutes in, and immediately disappointed with the handling of this.
    Idk, I know it's not that deep, but fuck all if I just hate it.

    • @plaguepandemic5651
      @plaguepandemic5651 Před rokem +7

      Don't worry, you're right on the money. It's a classic case of really amateur writing and a lack of understanding of the source material. I think the bird companion is the greatest example of this. Gollum eats birds raw, he doesn't order them around to solve puzzles🤦‍♂️

    • @jadajohnson5733
      @jadajohnson5733 Před rokem +5

      I think you're completely valid in how you feel like you grow attached to these characters and world and you're even open a different interpretations but when a completely desecrates the imagination of tolkkinen and makes his characters look like jokes like I can see why you'd be mad

    • @DemonPrinceofHell
      @DemonPrinceofHell Před rokem +3

      You're 100 percent justifiable. Tolkien literally created the fantasy world, and this is the payback he gets? It sickens me, and I'm not even a die hard fan.

    • @Pants.69
      @Pants.69 Před rokem +1

      @@DemonPrinceofHell I agree. At the same time tho Talkien has other things to focus on these days so I doubt he cares lmao

    • @RhysCallinan-wc9fi
      @RhysCallinan-wc9fi Před 11 měsíci

      And they chose Daedaelic, a company that specialises in point and click games. I even heard it was a stripped down team, so they didn't even start with a full team.

  • @taylorsnider5809
    @taylorsnider5809 Před rokem +6

    "It hurt... it hurt its feelings" great improv out of mispeaking, well done charlie

  • @Nostalgik64
    @Nostalgik64 Před rokem +22

    this is definitely something i would have to watch on youtube rather then play. it just seems like a drag to play all the way especially with how sleepy you looked. finish it for us charlie lol

  • @duncanedgin9433
    @duncanedgin9433 Před rokem +8

    Charlie should use this game for the next 10,000 dollar speedrun competition

    • @MegKnightus
      @MegKnightus Před rokem

      "If you can figure out how to speedrun this fucking horrific garbage, you get $10,000."

  • @tashofthefuture3526
    @tashofthefuture3526 Před rokem +12

    0:45 "There's no way this game's that awful."

  • @jadajohnson5733
    @jadajohnson5733 Před rokem +2

    The cinematic in the beginning had me like hey maybe the scheme will be good and now I'm just over here full of sleep

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist Před rokem +9

    Who in their right mind went, "what if we made a Gollum's game, that would be fun, i bet" and who were the goofs who approved it. why. this game shouldnt exist. at most it should be a visual novel with maybe some rated 18+ scenes of Gollum showing that sexy boney ass.

    • @Pants.69
      @Pants.69 Před rokem +2

      Hold on you might be on to something

  • @ReallyNoOneAtAll
    @ReallyNoOneAtAll Před rokem +6

    "Hey let's make Oddworld Abe's Odysee without the likable main character and everything that made that game fun. Also lets make it take 8 years before Abe, sorry, Smeagol breaks out. Yeah, good idea."

  • @PokerPlayerJames
    @PokerPlayerJames Před rokem +7

    Liam O'Brien dodged a bullet by not returning to voice the character. 😂

  • @alexp3857
    @alexp3857 Před rokem +16

    Tbh there was zero hype for this I can see why lmao

    • @DutyStalker357
      @DutyStalker357 Před 11 měsíci

      @@amadeus.7436I think it could have worked if they kept it 2D like the other games they made. Some of that cutscene art actually did look pretty good, and a 2D point and click adventure with Gollum sounds leagues better than this trash

  • @Boba19423O
    @Boba19423O Před rokem +4

    Who wanted this? Like literally nobody. Looks awful and gollum sounds awful, knew right away it would be bad

  • @Boba19423O
    @Boba19423O Před rokem +4

    I saw a critic review that said they wouldn’t even recommend if it was free lol.

  • @HotNothin
    @HotNothin Před rokem +15

    Lord of the Toilets: Return of the Shitter

  • @KS-gf2hn
    @KS-gf2hn Před rokem +8

    This game looks like it should cost $10

    • @toi_let954
      @toi_let954 Před rokem +2

      i'd say less, I bought some great indie games for less than 10

  • @connordennis1381
    @connordennis1381 Před rokem +6

    So is this the start of "The Star Wars treatment."?

  • @XENON3120
    @XENON3120 Před rokem +6

    this is an awesome example that graphics are not what demands high end system requirement and its all bullshIt

  • @levidunton483
    @levidunton483 Před rokem +7

    What a huge smack in the face to gamers with this price tag

    • @Pants.69
      @Pants.69 Před rokem

      It definitely isn’t worth it but at least they had the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit of foresight to charge $50 (or $60 on ps5) instead of the full 70

  • @mariuszpudzianowski8400
    @mariuszpudzianowski8400 Před rokem +5

    They made him into a fucking funko pop. I just can't anymore.

  • @m_alchemist
    @m_alchemist Před rokem +16

    Wow, I have never seen those crazy mechanics before, actually blows my mind, what a group of creative and talented designers.

    • @hordyaba
      @hordyaba Před rokem +2

      I know I dont get the hate. Its a great game imo

  • @TheLi0nc0urt
    @TheLi0nc0urt Před rokem +2

    The real question is why would I want to play as gollum? Make a legolas game, as ranger game, a hobbit game. Literally anything else.

    • @djancak
      @djancak Před rokem +1

      i want to play as fangorn treebeard the ent

    • @Pants.69
      @Pants.69 Před rokem

      @@amadeus.7436 Gollum is a hobbit lmao

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 Před rokem

      That’s exactly how i feel, this game was marketed to nobody 🤣

  • @Efnol
    @Efnol Před rokem +4

    im really confused if all these games are intended for children.
    for such dark themes you think not, but every game released recently, looks and feels like a harry potter game i played on the wii in 2010.

    • @knighter1209
      @knighter1209 Před rokem +1

      I mean, LOTR in general is not intended for children yet families watch it regardless because it's good.

  • @kingsleyshewchuk1519
    @kingsleyshewchuk1519 Před rokem +16

    Holy shit this game is amazing. Its amazing like red fall, watch dogs legion, fast and furious, and saints row. This has such complex writing it puts that garbage elden ring to shame. Golem really goes through such crazy emotions and inner dilemmas within in himself. Rivaling characters like thorfin and light yagami. So much nuts to buts action, puting shonen to shame. This is gods game. He will bless us all with smeagal. Everyone old and young, red or blue , alpha or sigma, black or white should experience this magnemoupous. This game had crying on the floor questioning life making me realize i should be just like golem. You know if we were all like golem life wouldnt be so bad. Just stupid little trogaladikes going around calling shit our precious. You know if we weren't so diffrent the animals wouldnt be leaving, the goverment wouldnt be spying on us, the fire nation wouldnt have attacked and god wouldnt have abandoned us for our unholy sins. Join me brotheren. In my new society i strive to create. Where everyone is equal and stupid. Crawling around like a gremlin coverd in shit. Be like smeagal. And mayby god will return and 5g wont kill us all in 5 years. Y3k wont happen. And reptillians will go extinct.

    • @youraveragebirdfreak
      @youraveragebirdfreak Před rokem +2

      our new society is my precious. all hail the precious.

    • @folk_.
      @folk_. Před rokem +1

      lmfao this made my day long time i didnt find a funny long text

  • @Radical1777
    @Radical1777 Před rokem +2

    I dont even want this game to touch my PC, I've never felt this way about a game before

  • @AtlasGmng
    @AtlasGmng Před rokem +2

    It blows me away that we already got another AAA release that is giving Redfall a run for its money. What a fuckin abomination.

  • @yeetusdefetus-9998
    @yeetusdefetus-9998 Před rokem +2

    I can't get Invader Zim cosplaying as Smeagol out of my head

  • @desukedo
    @desukedo Před rokem +2

    This isn't the same voice as in the movies right? It sounds more like Herbert from Family Guy than Smeagol

  • @TheQwopChampion
    @TheQwopChampion Před rokem +4

    This feels so much like one of those PS2 games that'd come bundled with the console

  • @voigto
    @voigto Před rokem +2

    Day 1 DLC for content that should already be in the game is fucking disgusting regardless of how shit the game is. Absolutely no respect for the consumer.

  • @SaintofFables
    @SaintofFables Před rokem +9

    Just….who the fuck wants to play as Gollum….who? It’s fucking Gollum. I’d rather play Samwise Gamgee’s gardening simulator

    • @NainheddoMEEK
      @NainheddoMEEK Před rokem +1

      This is my question.Who was the target demo for this game?

    • @scratch7971
      @scratch7971 Před rokem

      Sam wise gamgee’s pipe weed farm

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 Před rokem +1

      I don’t understand why anybody would think this game was gonna be even close to good, never met anyone thats like “you know what i want a game where you play as Gollum, yea that would be lots of fun” this shit was dead on arrival once they chose this boring ass character, he is good in the films but i never would wanna play a game as him, so many good characters in the lore and they choose Gollum 🤦‍♂️🤣

  • @BarksyPoo
    @BarksyPoo Před rokem +13

    So happy this was the first stream I tuned in for game was stupendously silly to look at

  • @KeniYT0
    @KeniYT0 Před rokem +5

    This game looks like it was made for masochists and drones. And masochistic drones. And droning masochists. Yes.

  • @RexingtonPlays
    @RexingtonPlays Před rokem +4

    Anyone else genuinely use this whole play thru as sleep aid? It’s perfect 😆

  • @arushsharma42
    @arushsharma42 Před rokem +2

    My game ended up glitching so the orc would get alerted but the animation wouldnt get triggered of them catching me wouldnt occur easy speedrun

  • @fourside6505
    @fourside6505 Před rokem

    Idk how it's running this smoothly. I have a 3070ti and a very powerful machine but it lags every time I turn the camera which sometimes sends me flying off the edge

  • @gluttonyfang6674
    @gluttonyfang6674 Před rokem +12

    Streamers already know how shit the game is, but still buy it for content.
    This in turn still give the lazy devs money.

    • @mementomori771
      @mementomori771 Před rokem +2

      10,000 sales is nothing lol

    • @toi_let954
      @toi_let954 Před rokem +1

      @@mementomori771 Probably losing money if they sell this much lol

    • @DemonPrinceofHell
      @DemonPrinceofHell Před rokem

      If they make less money than the product took to make, it's a failure, at least in the business hemisphere.

    • @Pants.69
      @Pants.69 Před rokem +3

      People watch the stream, realize the game is bad, and don’t buy it, thereby giving the devs less money

    • @boopyboops
      @boopyboops Před rokem +2

      "We do this so you don't have to."
      This is the only way for news to spread. Vote with your wallet, but you'll never know the extent of the damage until somebody presents it to you.
      I think that's more powerful because now the images are actually embedded into our heads. We'll be talking about this game for years to come lol. Less people would want to buy the game now since news travels inhumanly fast nowadays.

  • @SadBearOnABench
    @SadBearOnABench Před 7 měsíci

    Game logic: *Sees intruder several times at guarding spot, never calls for backup

  • @sk8legendz
    @sk8legendz Před rokem +2

    Best review i read was
    *i think the game designer mixed up Dobby the house elf with Smeagol*

  • @realMoMoPuFF
    @realMoMoPuFF Před rokem +6

    There must have been someone who asked for this game, otherwise I cannot imagine why did they think it is a good idea to invest time and money into it...

    • @muhd.aminns
      @muhd.aminns Před rokem

      They think every LOTR fan love gollum

    • @realMoMoPuFF
      @realMoMoPuFF Před rokem +2

      @@muhd.aminns I love him, but not this much lol

    • @DemonPrinceofHell
      @DemonPrinceofHell Před rokem +4

      There's not a lot of video games that enable you to play as a wretched, pathetic creature so I would have enjoyed this if it was actually fun.

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 Před rokem

      He’s a great character in the films but in no way would i ever wanna play a full game as him 🤣

    • @DutyStalker357
      @DutyStalker357 Před 11 měsíci

      I hate Gollum as a person. He’s repulsive, violent, greedy, and pathetic. I think he’s a fantastic character, but I wouldn’t want to play as him in a game for hours on end

  • @KidVermin
    @KidVermin Před rokem +3

    I normally don’t buy into negativity around new games, I think a lot of the time it just comes down to people overhyping or over expecting so the game can never live up to what people imagined, but I’m genuinely shocked by how bad this game looks, visually, performance and gameplay wise too, I don’t mind a little jank but jeez!

  • @MumwaW
    @MumwaW Před rokem +5

    So many bad games last couple of years

    • @Anotna
      @Anotna Před rokem +3

      Fr and i who thought gaming was evolving now it is but backwards

  • @lxospect4492
    @lxospect4492 Před rokem +1

    The character design of Gollum alone shows how bad this is. So you stylize realism the rest then make the main character look like a cartoon. Makes sense. Two different artistic ideas mixed badly.

  • @deathbombs
    @deathbombs Před 7 měsíci

    Golllum: Experience bullying like you've never before!

  • @Deeeeeeeee1
    @Deeeeeeeee1 Před rokem +2

    He will never substitute Andy Serkis.

  • @That_Revenant_Guy
    @That_Revenant_Guy Před rokem +2

    I'm sick and tired of games using shite graphics, the covering over it with the fog filter, like we won't notice how damn ugly the whole thing looks.

  • @Tribleman247
    @Tribleman247 Před rokem +2

    I had the itch to replay Shadow of Mordor about two weeks ago, fully having no clue this game was coming out, man does that make this game look even worse than it just being a bad game

  • @jackkellycollectionvideo6148
    @jackkellycollectionvideo6148 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Imma keep it a buck, this has got some of the worst designs for orc armour I have ever seen

  • @jessemach5817
    @jessemach5817 Před rokem +3

    I didn't think it could get worse then redfall but this made me question my decision

  • @maribelph6493
    @maribelph6493 Před rokem +5

    It really makes me sad to see that daedelic had made such an awful game. In my head I even was defensive, but it is truly awful and boring. I loved so many of their games in the past, especially the point and click games, and it feels like a journey has ended. Can describe this feeling. Had been a good time deadelic.

    • @vj7248
      @vj7248 Před rokem +4

      Ohhh shit wait... They did Deponia series huh
      They did a project scope they couldn't handle here.

    • @blueflare3848
      @blueflare3848 Před rokem +1

      What other games have they made?

    • @maribelph6493
      @maribelph6493 Před rokem

      @@blueflare3848 They also made The Whispered World, Annas Quest, Randal's Monday. They really made good point and click adventures.

    • @DemonPrinceofHell
      @DemonPrinceofHell Před rokem

      Deponia was a gem. Rust punk is a very unique genre. I am absolutely crushed Daedaelic screwed the pooch this hard.

    • @CaptainHindsight-xt9yd
      @CaptainHindsight-xt9yd Před 8 měsíci

      This is their first triple a game. They weren’t ready yet. They should have gradually increased their ambitions instead of shooting for Lotr after point and click games.

  • @Js-eq7yd
    @Js-eq7yd Před rokem

    People be 12 hours in and still waiting for the main game to start lol

  • @coralbricks
    @coralbricks Před rokem +2

    God of War 3 looked better than this. And that's 2009.

  • @gabycashy5
    @gabycashy5 Před rokem

    anyone got the timestamp where he find out about the ps1 graphics when he look down and there's just pixelized characters

  • @tyrestyco964
    @tyrestyco964 Před rokem +1

    I have never seen, such a low effort budget cut style game over animation. I only have one question. Why does this even exist? Something isn't right.. maybe some money laundering scheme.

  • @malachi2887
    @malachi2887 Před rokem +1

    We need a speed run of this game

  • @thetizzyesttron1485
    @thetizzyesttron1485 Před rokem +1

    “I feel like there’s no way this game’s that awful” 😅

  • @siko-society5635
    @siko-society5635 Před rokem +1

    When you're 2 hours and and realise this is the whole game

  • @kingvegeta8994
    @kingvegeta8994 Před rokem +2

    I'll stick to playing Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War over this awful trash, thank you Charlie for playing this so I don't have to.

  • @brandonjones3345
    @brandonjones3345 Před 10 měsíci

    2:23:18 "What if I told you it EXCEEDED the hype, would you believe me?" So perfect that Charlie looked away and an NPC just got stuck walking into Gollum as he said this. Encapsulates this game so nicely.

  • @dreghorn007
    @dreghorn007 Před rokem +1

    What a disgrace to drag the lotr name through the dirt.

  • @trashl0rd
    @trashl0rd Před rokem +1

    The audacity of charging $50 for this.

  • @alexjeno1476
    @alexjeno1476 Před rokem +1

    A gollum movie would've been way better than a gollum game.

  • @chelle6286
    @chelle6286 Před rokem +1

    this is actually revolting to look at why is the entire game so ugly

  • @Yeomansify
    @Yeomansify Před rokem +1

    I’ve tried to watch this three times now and fell asleep every time

  • @goblinounours
    @goblinounours Před rokem

    As soon as you see the game crash in the main menu, that's all you need to know.

  • @UraniumChef
    @UraniumChef Před rokem

    Hey this isn’t a clip this is a nightmare

  • @handgun559
    @handgun559 Před rokem +1

    Ok, I usually say "graphics don't matter", and "who cares about frame rate." But this looks sincerely awful.

  • @NotRadeio
    @NotRadeio Před rokem

    12:47 love the power point font they used really suits

  • @eleganteval8330
    @eleganteval8330 Před rokem +2

    this game is too boring it heal my insomnia

  • @jdottdeestv8149
    @jdottdeestv8149 Před rokem

    We let out the same belch at the beginning not 1 second apart.

  • @frecksmcdaniel2837
    @frecksmcdaniel2837 Před rokem +1

    maybe it's lore related but the orcs dont really look like orcs. it's similar to the potato brutes from halo. everything just doesnt look textured enough and you could mistake this for an early xbox 360 game. just terrible.

  • @deltavagen9796
    @deltavagen9796 Před rokem +2

    i hope they get sued for this