You know what the difference between such clips from Australia and the US is? In every US clip you hear "OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?" In Australian clips it's just "Hahahaha".
As an aside Aussies are seen as hard partyers because we live in a country that is focused on fairness and a fair go rather than getting ahead so many of us are just enjoy the moment because we can. As such we tend not to take things so seriously until we have to then we get Canadian WWII kind of serious and then back to the party.
5:47 - Believe it or not, that spider is not dangerous and will actually eat the venomous spiders in your house. It's good to have a Huntsman around the place even though they make you crap your pants. That is way too many though.
"even though they make you crap your pants" Have you tried waking up with one of those on your face? I wouldn't recommend it... and I'm not even scared of spiders
@@stefanavic6630 Sorry about previous post (now deleted), mistook it for another thread. Surprisingly I didn't freak out. Somehow teenaged me managed to calmly herd it into a plastic bowl and took it out to the front garden.
When I was in preschool my teacher gave me a book called 'i love spiders' lol. I'm nearly 40 and I still have it. Spiders are peaceful. They won't hurt unless you hurt them. â€ïž
LMFAO at the biker who stacked it after checking out some lady on the pavement, as a rider myself, it's always a risk... I have seen some absolutely glamorous things and you can't help but look and then immediately panic as you contemplate if you're about to hit something.
I think one of our better qualities in Australia are we can laugh at each other and ourselves when we do something dumb and hurt ourselves, and we donât get all whiny and indignant about it. A lot of other countries seem to be like âoh donât laugh what if they got hurt? Or donât laugh at me youâre a jerk!â. But for the most part if people are able to get back up we know itâs all ok and in good fun to take the piss out of them after a bad stack
At 5:47 your reaction to the bigger spider is Gold đ I live in Perth and there just your normal huntsmanâs or red backs nothing crazy. To see big spiders isnât very common . Unless you go a few hours out of town then they get worse!
We are not all idiots, but we know how to have a go at anything and laugh at ourselves! đȘđđ My deceased grandmother sends me messages through Huntsman spiders (or she said she would) she was a scientist, so I never ever kill them! đł Drunk is unattractive and so not fashionable now! Happy on life is definitely more Australian! đ I have been watching Travel Guides Australia again, some of those countries don't know how to deal with our humour - sorry! đ§đ (Joel, have you watched "Dash Cam Owners Australia"!? đ)
@@jessbellis9510 Yes! There is always someone who parties too hard with mates because of the occasion, and someone else who's watching him and making sure he's safe, not sorry!
Yeah, that is why that stupid idiot Amber Heard smuggling her diseased dog into the country got so many people angry, rabies is in America but not here, that is why quarantine laws apply and that stupid idiot Amber Heard refusing to obey the law was such a big thing.
We do have Australian bat lyssavirus which is basically the same as rabies⊠same family of virus! But only 3 recorded case though and only bats can carry it!
You asked in a previous video, what a Magpie is. The bird that swooped the bloke on the bike and that swooped the spider off the car window, that my friend is a Magpie :)
Omgosh, your reaction to a spider is priceless, yes the majority hate them but at least we know they wonât jump from a video lol. The other ugly suckers were cockroaches - ours are pure evil & butt ugly, huge & fly. You so need to bring your family here, bout time you see our True essence
Joel most swooping birds only have a go in spring when they are nesting. Magpies are the worst. The tip of the beak is quite sharp. They are black and white. That wasn't a dingo it was a fox. The poms gave us two gifts in the name of their hunting fetish. Foxes and rabbits. Both liked the climate here more than the UK and bred to ridiculous numbers. Those black things were probably cockroaches not spiders.
Not certain but the green car in the ocean maybe the one I read about some Asian tourists wanting to drive to one of the islands off Queensland and they followed the GPS SATNAV too literally, were supposed to drive to ferry terminal but drove out in to the bay. If it's not that well it's pretty much the same thing
I've seen many cases where people are having a mental health crisis and they drive their car into the ocean. You never really know the reason why, but it's sad.
Typical Australia is gathering around the old fashioned Hills Hoist Clothesline in the backyard with Wine bags tied to each outside corner and playing Goon of Fortune (after old TV show called Wheel of Fortune). Everyone gathers around the hoist and gives it a spin, whoever the 4 corners stop at have to reach up to the plug and pour 1-3 seconds worth of wine into their mouth below. Needless to say everyone gets pretty smashed within the hour pretty quickly.
reminds me of another game of chance... Bogey Lotto.... you flick a bogey at the calendar and you pick that number for your lotto ticket... you have to flick a few as there are a few numbers required, so it's easier for the family for a family lotto ticket!!
Itâs illegal to serve alcohol to intoxicated persons, so that might be what some people are referring to when they say itâs frowned upon. However thereâs plenty of drunk people in bars to be found lol
no-one cares if you are half drunk and everyone is just having fun. It's when people get obnoxious or violent or generally lose their shit, and then that really pisses people off, and can lead to a night at the police station.
There's a reason why I don't partake in outdoor activities, unlike most other Aussies. Oh, and never, ever get close to wildlife: they are unpredictable. You never know when they'll bite your finger off, or worse. That last clip reminded me of the last time I ever played cricket. I was bowling what was to be my last ever ball, and badly misdirected it. The guy at silly mid-on caught it straight out of my hand. The batsman waved at me and said, "hey, I'm over here!"
It honestly depends if they're likely to see you as a threat or not. My mum (who is short and skinny) was on a trail when she saw movement to her left and a massive male roo was in the bushes right next to her, just watching. She wanted my dad to see and so called him, and as soon as the roo saw my dad it immediately went into posturing/territorial mode. As a kid we were caravanning in QLD rainforest area and stopped by the side of the road for lunch. A cassowary and her 3 chicks walked out into the little clearing we were in and just stood there, even when we got up and had to walk by them to get back to the caravan. I think the greatest advice for anyone planning to explore Australia is "Don't bother it and it won't bother you." Except for salt water crocs, which will watch and hunt you.
In regards to being too drunk, if aussies are a bit pissed and acting silly in a childlike way we love it, but if youâve drank so much youâre completely slurring and getting aggressive, picking fights and being a mess youâre ruining the fun. Thereâs a fine line we strive to reach the safe side of when getting on the piss. You can also get a lot drunker at a bush bash or barbie than out in a public venue without being seen as a problem and getting belted
Magpie nesting season. You want scary walk through the park then. hilarious to watch terrifying to be the person being swooped. One time I ended up with a split head and a torn ear. I can laugh about it
Fresh water crocs aren't anything to be scared of if you're an adult. Their jaws are much thinner in width and they don't go after large prey. They're normally in larger groups, so one on it's own will almost always run.
Exactly, if I can't see inside my shoes, I tap them to shake out any spiders. My dad was bitten by a redback once on his toes when he put on his mowing shoes. He was sick for days. Spiders are EVERYWHERE.
11:39 been there, its on Fraser island in Queensland, its so fun running down the slope, water doesn't smell the best and there is catfish everywhere but is fun as
Well, your lucky your in the US - I had one of the very big huntsman spiders, deciding to run towards me across the floor to where I was sitting. World War III, broke out. He made a v-line to the fridge. Crawled up it's side - flattened itself out and spread it's legs out to make it look big. And just looked at me. New unit, new build. No entry point except bathroom exhaust fan. No food source. I tried to get him outside Tried to capture him Couldn't go to sleep with him inside. Had to spray him out, so I could get some sleep. Under the fridge. Took him outside Don't know wether he survived ? Some, still do - I have seen it.
We love our spiders. We have old world tarantulas and spider species, which means they are generally not calm and friendly. They just like to run about and have fun. Lol
Reminds me of being a child here in Aus and my older brothers playing pranks on me and theyâd crack up laughing whilst I was nearly in tears. Oh they had so much fun at my expense lol. Happy childhood memories now. đ I cracked up laughing watching this vid.
Drunk in a bar they won't serve you but that's why even in a small country town there's normally 2 or more bottle-o and same with pubs, it's when they aren't at the pub that the real fun starts đ
Can confirm.. we are all idiots! AND I MEAN LITERALLY chaos (most of the time C O C K R O C H S 2:40 Ah yes, a flying hammer đ 4:18 Ugh ,if it is cute we will trust it 6:21 i am guilty of this Ok ,magpies: will try to swoop/MUrdeR dive anything, likes shiny thing, overprotective of itâs childs , my favourite bird, has swooped my sister so many times
I know seeing lots of spiders like some of those can be creepy but the Huntsman Spiders and Wolfspiders help eat and get rid of the annoying crickets and roaches. That phone or white cover that was taken off at around 2:49 was full of roaches.
I think we have a lot of weekends to ourselves, a lot of Holiday leave and Plenty of Public Holidays mixed with mostly good weather and plenty of coastal water gives us time to shake out the work stress
Being drunk in a bar isn't frowned upon, it's being obnoxiously drunk and being a pain in the ass that becomes a problem haha in local pubs some of the most popular people in there are the local alcoholics that can hold their shit together but still have a blast xD
Looks great Iâm an Ozzie and we are changing our health system at the moment. People are complaining about it at the moment because it wastes so much money. So stay tuned because itâs happening now. Love Germanyâs health system đ„°
Currently we live with 3 huntsmen spiders (but no geckos atm because they are huntsmen food) and a large family of Skinks (lizards), but no cockroaches (skink food). we get along with each other.
Yep, spiders are essential to the ecosystem, so we can't outlaw them, lol. You'll just have to overcome your fear, which is a lot bigger than the spiders đ
6:30, was a fox, not a Dingo. 9:40 looked to be a Kookaburra. Australia's member of the Kingfisher family. czcams.com/video/TqdRQxgtZtI/video.html 10:20: That looks like Mount Nelson Park in Hobart.
The intercom is stuffed with giant flying Australian cockroaches. Probably attracted to the noise or heat inside. Great to see the reaction to the spider in the shoe
5:48 thats my reaction to big spiders too man... got bitten one of those ones in my school shirt once... scared the shit out of me haha.. And had one the same size crawl up my pants legs whilst on the sh*tter hahaha
You and I jump at all the same places. I could never go to Australia, that giganto spider was way too much. If I were there I would be terrified that at any moment I would be confronted by spiders (which I can't get used to) or snakes. That said, I loved the video. Too funny. Hope you have a great day! Peace
If or when you come over here Joel Iâm gonna chuck big fluffy spiders atchađ âŠâŠ.but not in a bad way.. in a fun way đđđ âŠ.. but donât take this too seriously because Iâm little pissed(drunk,shitfaced,maggoted) while writing this đ„Žđ€Șđ€đŒ
Australia has a climate where mosquitoes thrive so it makes sense we have many spiderâs to eat them. Although they look frightening most are harmless. The mosquitoes are more of a threat as they carry disease. So my philosophy is if the spider is not a threat to you then leave it be or if you have the courage take it for a walk outside. It will do more good than harmđ
Hit the 7:40 mark and watched the goanna(monitor) latch on. Was lucky it let go. My brother had his finger trapped by a pygmy monitor years ago. Took 20 minutes , 2 pairs of pliers worked by 2 people to remove his finger from its jaws. He was lucky it grabbed from the top and didn't slice the tendons. They also have some pretty nasty bacteria in their mouths. The goanna was released after checking for damage. My Brother is scarred to this day:)
At least their mouths aren't as disgusting as Komodo dragons - even if they let go you're still likely to have to amputate the limb if you aren't extremely quick with emergency medical attention.
There is a clip like the last one, might have been cricket, where you watch the errant ball fly off into the background, where there's a row of houses and parked cars in the street... you then hear firstly glass breaking followed by a loud "Oh, for F**k's sake"...
Haha we have the same sense of humour lol I reacted axactly the same at the same parts! Lol Yeah nah, Aussies know how to drink a lot! We just do a lot of silly things too lol
Austraia has lot's & lot's of flies. The Spiders eat Flies & Roaches & anything else with 6 legs. Hahaha I think it was Cockroach's in the Wall Panel just before the Bike crash.
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You know what the difference between such clips from Australia and the US is? In every US clip you hear "OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?" In Australian clips it's just "Hahahaha".
It's our sadistic sense of humour
Yeah, and get up ya woos
Ah yes, schadenfreude runs deep in Aussieland.
And the American's "I almost died".
100%!
"Birds in Australia are aggressive" No shit mate they gotta compete with the spiders XD.
As an aside Aussies are seen as hard partyers because we live in a country that is focused on fairness and a fair go rather than getting ahead so many of us are just enjoy the moment because we can. As such we tend not to take things so seriously until we have to then we get Canadian WWII kind of serious and then back to the party.
As an example There's that Australian eagle that attacks parachutes and hang gliders
@@derpyderp1991 Our eagle is way better than the bald eagle. They also will go after roos.
@@jessbellis9510 yep
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł true!!
5:47 - Believe it or not, that spider is not dangerous and will actually eat the venomous spiders in your house. It's good to have a Huntsman around the place even though they make you crap your pants. That is way too many though.
"even though they make you crap your pants"
Have you tried waking up with one of those on your face? I wouldn't recommend it... and I'm not even scared of spiders
@@GeoRyukaiser These bad boys are a test of your mettle, that's for sure.
And, wake up on face, no. New pair of pajama bottoms time.
@@stefanavic6630 Sorry about previous post (now deleted), mistook it for another thread.
Surprisingly I didn't freak out. Somehow teenaged me managed to calmly herd it into a plastic bowl and took it out to the front garden.
@@GeoRyukaiser Didn't even see that post mate - no harm, no foul as our American friends would say :)
Mate they eat snakes too
You shitting your pants over spiders will never get old. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Outside city limits, this country is the best place in the world filled full of the most loveable drongos you'll ever meet.
Plenty of drongos come into town too!
Some of us drongos live in cities too đđ
@@Reneesillycar74 fr
Youâre arachnophobia kills me every time, itâs hilarious đđđ
On the plus side, after a few months of these vids he'll be fine with regular spiders haha.
you are?
@@allanmck as someone who lives in aus with a father who has arachnophobia
... nope never goes away
When I was in preschool my teacher gave me a book called 'i love spiders' lol. I'm nearly 40 and I still have it. Spiders are peaceful. They won't hurt unless you hurt them. â€ïž
The last death by spider bite in Australia was in 1979.
LMFAO at the biker who stacked it after checking out some lady on the pavement, as a rider myself, it's always a risk... I have seen some absolutely glamorous things and you can't help but look and then immediately panic as you contemplate if you're about to hit something.
I think one of our better qualities in Australia are we can laugh at each other and ourselves when we do something dumb and hurt ourselves, and we donât get all whiny and indignant about it. A lot of other countries seem to be like âoh donât laugh what if they got hurt? Or donât laugh at me youâre a jerk!â. But for the most part if people are able to get back up we know itâs all ok and in good fun to take the piss out of them after a bad stack
At 5:47 your reaction to the bigger spider is Gold đ
I live in Perth and there just your normal huntsmanâs or red backs nothing crazy. To see big spiders isnât very common . Unless you go a few hours out of town then they get worse!
Those were cockroaches inside that power plate cover, we have a lot of them too.
The "dingo" was a fox
i thought so as well
Yes it's a đŠ
Yep, itâs a fox. Shoot it!
We are not all idiots, but we know how to have a go at anything and laugh at ourselves! đȘđđ My deceased grandmother sends me messages through Huntsman spiders (or she said she would) she was a scientist, so I never ever kill them! đł Drunk is unattractive and so not fashionable now! Happy on life is definitely more Australian! đ I have been watching Travel Guides Australia again, some of those countries don't know how to deal with our humour - sorry! đ§đ (Joel, have you watched "Dash Cam Owners Australia"!? đ)
Exactly fuckin Right
Being drunk in a public place is gross and inconsiderate. Being drunk at a home gathering with family and friends is par for the course.
@@jessbellis9510 Yes! There is always someone who parties too hard with mates because of the occasion, and someone else who's watching him and making sure he's safe, not sorry!
That wasn't a dingo, it was a fox. We don't have rabies here, so he'll be alright even though he got bitten.
Yeah, that is why that stupid idiot Amber Heard smuggling her diseased dog into the country got so many people angry, rabies is in America but not here, that is why quarantine laws apply and that stupid idiot Amber Heard refusing to obey the law was such a big thing.
Indeed, the giveaway was the colour of the legs, black fur fading into red.
@@schr4nz and the ears and the tail.
We do have Australian bat lyssavirus which is basically the same as rabies⊠same family of virus! But only 3 recorded case though and only bats can carry it!
Rabies is a form of Lyssavirus . We have flyingfox spread Lyssavirus which can be deadly.
You asked in a previous video, what a Magpie is.
The bird that swooped the bloke on the bike and that swooped the spider off the car window, that my friend is a Magpie :)
The One that yoinked the spider off the car window is a Mudlark.
I'm sorry but your reaction to the spiders is hilarious, thank you lol.
We don't all hate spiders, I love them!
If you canât handle your alcohol then it frowned on. Australia đŠđș loud and proud
Omgosh, your reaction to a spider is priceless, yes the majority hate them but at least we know they wonât jump from a video lol.
The other ugly suckers were cockroaches - ours are pure evil & butt ugly, huge & fly.
You so need to bring your family here, bout time you see our True essence
I hate roaches WAY more than spiders. They're massive, carry diseases and don't respect your space like spiders do.
Joel most swooping birds only have a go in spring when they are nesting. Magpies are the worst. The tip of the beak is quite sharp. They are black and white. That wasn't a dingo it was a fox. The poms gave us two gifts in the name of their hunting fetish. Foxes and rabbits. Both liked the climate here more than the UK and bred to ridiculous numbers. Those black things were probably cockroaches not spiders.
Thank god they did. There would be nothing to shoot otherwise. Other than Roos.
The best clips on here JPS is watching you squirm during spider clips..dang! đ
Spiders get a bad rap but theyâre harmless really. You leave them alone and theyâll leave you alone. Bears scare me far more than spiders do.
Not certain but the green car in the ocean maybe the one I read about some Asian tourists wanting to drive to one of the islands off Queensland and they followed the GPS SATNAV too literally, were supposed to drive to ferry terminal but drove out in to the bay. If it's not that well it's pretty much the same thing
I've seen many cases where people are having a mental health crisis and they drive their car into the ocean. You never really know the reason why, but it's sad.
@@hannahighmark8036 Too true. It is a sad and worrisome situation.
Typical Australia is gathering around the old fashioned Hills Hoist Clothesline in the backyard with Wine bags tied to each outside corner and playing Goon of Fortune (after old TV show called Wheel of Fortune). Everyone gathers around the hoist and gives it a spin, whoever the 4 corners stop at have to reach up to the plug and pour 1-3 seconds worth of wine into their mouth below.
Needless to say everyone gets pretty smashed within the hour pretty quickly.
reminds me of another game of chance... Bogey Lotto.... you flick a bogey at the calendar and you pick that number for your lotto ticket... you have to flick a few as there are a few numbers required, so it's easier for the family for a family lotto ticket!!
Your reaction to the spiders is classicđ
Have you noticed that Aussies will laugh first, then ask if the person is ok. đ€Łđ
we pretend that we care !!!
Itâs illegal to serve alcohol to intoxicated persons, so that might be what some people are referring to when they say itâs frowned upon. However thereâs plenty of drunk people in bars to be found lol
no-one cares if you are half drunk and everyone is just having fun.
It's when people get obnoxious or violent or generally lose their shit, and then that really pisses people off, and can lead to a night at the police station.
There's a reason why I don't partake in outdoor activities, unlike most other Aussies. Oh, and never, ever get close to wildlife: they are unpredictable. You never know when they'll bite your finger off, or worse.
That last clip reminded me of the last time I ever played cricket. I was bowling what was to be my last ever ball, and badly misdirected it. The guy at silly mid-on caught it straight out of my hand. The batsman waved at me and said, "hey, I'm over here!"
It honestly depends if they're likely to see you as a threat or not. My mum (who is short and skinny) was on a trail when she saw movement to her left and a massive male roo was in the bushes right next to her, just watching. She wanted my dad to see and so called him, and as soon as the roo saw my dad it immediately went into posturing/territorial mode. As a kid we were caravanning in QLD rainforest area and stopped by the side of the road for lunch. A cassowary and her 3 chicks walked out into the little clearing we were in and just stood there, even when we got up and had to walk by them to get back to the caravan. I think the greatest advice for anyone planning to explore Australia is "Don't bother it and it won't bother you."
Except for salt water crocs, which will watch and hunt you.
Sorry Joel but I have to repeat that 5:47 so many times. Your reaction was gold! đđ
No Spiders YET!!! on a completely unrelated note, When is the next Box Opening? LOL
In regards to being too drunk, if aussies are a bit pissed and acting silly in a childlike way we love it, but if youâve drank so much youâre completely slurring and getting aggressive, picking fights and being a mess youâre ruining the fun. Thereâs a fine line we strive to reach the safe side of when getting on the piss. You can also get a lot drunker at a bush bash or barbie than out in a public venue without being seen as a problem and getting belted
Magpie nesting season. You want scary walk through the park then. hilarious to watch terrifying to be the person being swooped. One time I ended up with a split head and a torn ear. I can laugh about it
Fresh water crocs aren't anything to be scared of if you're an adult. Their jaws are much thinner in width and they don't go after large prey. They're normally in larger groups, so one on it's own will almost always run.
I nearly wet myself laughing so much at 5:44 at his reaction.
This is such a good video & let me tell ya Iâm Aussie & we can at least have a laugh at our stupidity.
SPIDERS! You'll be checking your running shoes before your next run!! We CRINGED at them too. SPIDERS!
Exactly, if I can't see inside my shoes, I tap them to shake out any spiders. My dad was bitten by a redback once on his toes when he put on his mowing shoes. He was sick for days. Spiders are EVERYWHERE.
11:39 been there, its on Fraser island in Queensland, its so fun running down the slope, water doesn't smell the best and there is catfish everywhere but is fun as
Well, your lucky your in the US - I had one of the very big huntsman spiders, deciding to run towards me across the floor to where I was sitting.
World War III, broke out.
He made a v-line to the fridge.
Crawled up it's side - flattened itself out and spread it's legs out to make it look big. And just looked at me.
New unit, new build. No entry point except bathroom exhaust fan.
No food source.
I tried to get him outside
Tried to capture him
Couldn't go to sleep with him inside.
Had to spray him out, so I could get some sleep.
Under the fridge.
Took him outside
Don't know wether he survived ?
Some, still do - I have seen it.
Omg that first kangaroo video! Literally my bonnet is currently dented from the exact same thing happening to međ
Hahaha, they laugh at every misshap.
We love our spiders. We have old world tarantulas and spider species, which means they are generally not calm and friendly. They just like to run about and have fun. Lol
âThat was a nice little dingoâ
The way you hiding from spider on the screen i would love to see you watching that kind of spider real close :D
Reminds me of being a child here in Aus and my older brothers playing pranks on me and theyâd crack up laughing whilst I was nearly in tears. Oh they had so much fun at my expense lol. Happy childhood memories now. đ
I cracked up laughing watching this vid.
10:55 is Redcliffe Jetty! The place where I grew up and home of the beegees
I used to go jetty jumping off the Redcliffe Jetty back in the 80s
@@septemberclare2697 me too about 30 years later haha
The dingo one lmao i can't i have tears
It was a fox.
â@@DarkMatter1992nawww it was cute. Still hilarious
Drunk in a bar they won't serve you but that's why even in a small country town there's normally 2 or more bottle-o and same with pubs, it's when they aren't at the pub that the real fun starts đ
The excavator thing is a traditional way to celebrate Australia Day
I love these fail videos. I think you should post some of your crazy antics.
Can confirm.. we are all idiots!
AND I MEAN LITERALLY chaos (most of the time
C O C K R O C H S 2:40
Ah yes, a flying hammer đ 4:18
Ugh ,if it is cute we will trust it 6:21 i am guilty of this
Ok ,magpies: will try to swoop/MUrdeR dive anything, likes shiny thing, overprotective of itâs childs , my favourite bird, has swooped my sister so many times
I think the word 'skol' is Scandinavian in origin, by the way. We just borrowed that word.
"Australia, Australia, This is You"
I know seeing lots of spiders like some of those can be creepy but the Huntsman Spiders and Wolfspiders help eat and get rid of the annoying crickets and roaches. That phone or white cover that was taken off at around 2:49 was full of roaches.
9:54 The birds in Australia mean business.
You need to check out Garn. He is hilarious, love your reaction videos
I second this
I think we have a lot of weekends to ourselves, a lot of Holiday leave and Plenty of Public Holidays mixed with mostly good weather and plenty of coastal water gives us time to shake out the work stress
Being drunk in a bar isn't frowned upon, it's being obnoxiously drunk and being a pain in the ass that becomes a problem haha in local pubs some of the most popular people in there are the local alcoholics that can hold their shit together but still have a blast xD
Looks great Iâm an Ozzie and we are changing our health system at the moment. People are complaining about it at the moment because it wastes so much money. So stay tuned because itâs happening now. Love Germanyâs health system đ„°
Currently we live with 3 huntsmen spiders (but no geckos atm because they are huntsmen food) and a large family of Skinks (lizards), but no cockroaches (skink food). we get along with each other.
2:47 Theyâre roaches, I think.
Without a doubt, cockroaches.
Much worse than spiders
They are.
The flying variety too. They're the worst. ;-;
Yep, spiders are essential to the ecosystem, so we can't outlaw them, lol. You'll just have to overcome your fear, which is a lot bigger than the spiders đ
6:22 wiggle ya finger at a wild fox then get surprised it bit you.. yeah well done mate đđŒ and yesss 16:00 show us your moments đ
6:30, was a fox, not a Dingo.
9:40 looked to be a Kookaburra. Australia's member of the Kingfisher family. czcams.com/video/TqdRQxgtZtI/video.html
10:20: That looks like Mount Nelson Park in Hobart.
The intercom is stuffed with giant flying Australian cockroaches. Probably attracted to the noise or heat inside. Great to see the reaction to the spider in the shoe
The part that the magpies takes the spider from the car thatâs in Alice Springs NT Australia (where I live)
Hey everyone is welcome in Aussieland just so long as you can handle the spiders & snakes đ! Join us coz we party hard as life is too short!
We have very serious laws about serving alcohol to people who are obviously intoxicated.
5:48 thats my reaction to big spiders too man... got bitten one of those ones in my school shirt once... scared the shit out of me haha..
And had one the same size crawl up my pants legs whilst on the sh*tter hahaha
That's why we're called true blue Aussies đđ€Ł
I have SEVERE arachnaphobia as well so i feel ya! You should come to Australia and we can do dumb s**t together! đ€Ł
You and I jump at all the same places. I could never go to Australia, that giganto spider was way too much. If I were there I would be terrified that at any moment I would be confronted by spiders (which I can't get used to) or snakes. That said, I loved the video. Too funny. Hope you have a great day! Peace
Stay in the cities and youâll be fine
Seriously, I live in the bush and I'm 60. I've probably seen 2 genuinely huge spiders in all that time.
At 8:00 minutes đđđđ you see we start them young with foul language in Australia !
You should check out some Bondi Rescue, itâs a show about the lifeguards that patrol one of Australiaâs most popular beaches
Over here we'd say 'necked the beer'.
Gunshot creek what a classic (the third clip, located near cape York)
In Australia, we have spiders that eat snakes, snakes that eat crocodiles and kangaroos.and very aggressive birds (check out cassowary)
If or when you come over here Joel Iâm gonna chuck big fluffy spiders atchađ âŠâŠ.but not in a bad way.. in a fun way đđđ âŠ.. but donât take this too seriously because Iâm little pissed(drunk,shitfaced,maggoted) while writing this đ„Žđ€Șđ€đŒ
11:38 is Lake Wabby on Fraser Island (now called K'gari) QLD
Spiders eat fly's mosquito's & other insects we just don't like ! Love huntsman spiders I call them Charlie đ
Hahaha. It's Skull a beer mate.
the blue tarp video is what we call a slip'n'slide it's just tarp, dish soap and water
Dont wanna wreck your jumper but you have a spiderweb as your zipper!
Australia has a climate where mosquitoes thrive so it makes sense we have many spiderâs to eat them. Although they look frightening most are harmless. The mosquitoes are more of a threat as they carry disease. So my philosophy is if the spider is not a threat to you then leave it be or if you have the courage take it for a walk outside. It will do more good than harmđ
You should check out "The axis of awesome. Four chords". Was more than 10 years ago but very funny Australian comedy. Enjoy your channel.
Hit the 7:40 mark and watched the goanna(monitor) latch on. Was lucky it let go. My brother had his finger trapped by a pygmy monitor years ago. Took 20 minutes , 2 pairs of pliers worked by 2 people to remove his finger from its jaws. He was lucky it grabbed from the top and didn't slice the tendons. They also have some pretty nasty bacteria in their mouths. The goanna was released after checking for damage. My Brother is scarred to this day:)
At least their mouths aren't as disgusting as Komodo dragons - even if they let go you're still likely to have to amputate the limb if you aren't extremely quick with emergency medical attention.
You and spiders đđ
There is a clip like the last one, might have been cricket, where you watch the errant ball fly off into the background, where there's a row of houses and parked cars in the street... you then hear firstly glass breaking followed by a loud "Oh, for F**k's sake"...
Attempted murder, the Kangaroo not the hammerđ
Yes, a Joel being stupid compilation would be awesome
only spider law I know of is, you need a permit to keep a spider as a pet
Haha we have the same sense of humour lol
I reacted axactly the same at the same parts! Lol
Yeah nah, Aussies know how to drink a lot!
We just do a lot of silly things too lol
Austraia has lot's & lot's of flies. The Spiders eat Flies & Roaches & anything else with 6 legs. Hahaha I think it was Cockroach's in the Wall Panel just before the Bike crash.
Btw Spiders are literally the best, the big huntsmanâs here donât even bite when u pick them up
4:12 that nearly happened to me an my at the round-a-bout about 100 meters from home
The number of people I see standing on đ rocks near the ocean... It's so dangerous! People die every year from doing this. â ïž
I think your story at the start about an 'excavator' may be the video with a Hills Hoist washing l8ne?
8:17 bros about to turn into an avatar
To be honest I'm a born and bred Aussie and raining hammers sounds like it would actually be a natural thing around here...
Stupid stuff, what a great way to start the day!!! Thanks Joel, John in Canada
Always check your shoes before you put them on!