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*Danny:* Load your gun *Arin:* I thought I got him! *Danny:* Load your gun *Arin:* Why didn't it fire? *Danny:* Load your gun *Arin:* How come no bullets are coming out? *Danny:* Load your gun
Mortician Job: 2:14 Hey again- 6:18 Didn't even see 'em 7:11 Mm Mm 7:52 No ya don't 8:38 Lies 8:50 Outta the hay 9:38 Uha-w watch out 10:19 Six Bats 12:02 Only guy you could beat
then i fired! I thought i hit something but i missed! I shouted "He lied to me!" and then the mortician shouted "He lied to you!" so then i fired at the mortician and i missed
Fun fact: McCree's physical appearance in Overwatch is based on Jesus McCree, one of the game's lead designers. The coyboy theme he sports is believed to be inspired by this game, Maddog McCree.
Mei: You think Hanzo's Wolfs did it? McCree: There's not a doubt in my mind. Everything was fine until it showed up and started going through buildings... [Later] I shot and I missed. This went on for several hours. I passed out, turned into another popsicle! I had a dream I got play of the game with High Noon, I missed both times... Tried to get Mei for the popsicle. I missed! Got the Bastion. Tried to switch back, fell off the map... I shot and I missed. I fanned the hammer... I missed both times. Mei turned me into a popsicle. ~DEFEAT~
I respawned, I reloaded, I saw genji, I fired, he deflected it, I MISSED! So I fired again! Hit mercy, didn't hit genji, so I guess I missed. I was killed by three shurikans, I passed out, I woke up, I reloaded, so I fired, I hit reaper in ghost form I MISSED!
Mortician Moments: 1:58 (First sight) 2:20 (Hey again!) 2:29 (I'm outta bullets...) 2:17 (What am I doing wrong!?) 3:10 (DANG IT DUDE, IT'S HARD!) 3:49 (That's what bullets are, Arin.) 4:58 (I have to save the other guy first) 6:20 (Didn't even see em, didja?) 6:50 (Mmm-mmm-mmm, gotta watch out for those bullet things) 7:02 (This sucks!) 7:14 (Mm-mm, didn't get em) 7:32 (Mmm-mmm-mmm Part 3) 7:44 (WHY DON'T I HAVE BULLETS!?) 7:54 (Mmm-mmm, no you don't) 8:28 (Oh, this is hard mode, dude) 8:39 (He lied to ya.) 8:51 (They come outta the hay, like woah...) 9:04 (It's pretty hard, isn't it?) 9:28 (Yeah, he shot ya.) 9:41 (Ye--Watch out for the one on the ground!) 10:03 (That third one, he's a killer.) 10:29 (Did you really think you could swing with 6 bats?) 10:44 (Son of a freaking gun...) 11:37 (My hat's comin' off and that guys jacket was fabulous.) 11:52 (MMM-MMM) 12:07 (That was the only guy you could beat.) (FINAL DEATH)
Within the first two minutes of the game Arin chooses a difficulty not for intended for infants and Dan ops out of actually playing a multiplayer game. This series is off to a great start.
It doesn't help that Arin's hand is shaking like he's got some neurological disease and the game was written with a larger screen and a gun prop in mind, and also that Arin has apparently no idea or experience of common tropes with old arcade cabinet coin op shooting games, either. Dan telling him about aiming/shooting off screen to reload was a god send. Like there is almost no lee-way on those hot boxes, like either you fire at the sprite or you don't hit. And in the arcade you had the tools to do it (even if it wasn't easy then either). Arin though seems used to console style 'aim assist', where you aim within the neighborhood of something and the game takes over and shoots it for you. And I mean, I'm not bashing it, per say, they give you help to deal with the tools you have available. Not many people can shoot the pimiento out of an olive with 2 thumb sticks on a moment's notice, or be expected to. But he's just shaking away firing and hoping that hit boxes just square up and expand out and collect bullets and the game's like, not even close to accepting that.
Oh give me something tall and strong Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve, but I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere *country reggae music*
It's high noon. I fired, and then I missed. I fired and missed again. It was still high noon. I missed before I fired, and then I missed. And I fired. And I missed. I had a beer, and then I missed. It spilled all over my lap. I grabbed a napkin, and then I missed. I dropped it on the floor. I got angry and fired, and I missed.
Arin Hanson, the shakiest hand in the West.
this comment deserves more love
That title would belong to Don Knotts.
Anyone he faces in a duel doesn't have to worry about getting shot.
The spectators and passers-by, however...
More like the shitiest
@@Spleen_tickler peak comedy
*Danny:* Load your gun
*Arin:* I thought I got him!
*Danny:* Load your gun
*Arin:* Why didn't it fire?
*Danny:* Load your gun
*Arin:* How come no bullets are coming out?
*Danny:* Load your gun
Danny knows the way of patient persistence
😆
I read this in the melody of the scrubs musical episode song check the poo
Arin: Ask Sarah to reload it...
Danny: good idea.
they turned the mortician int the sassiest character... it's amazing
'Really? One hit, that's all it takes?'
'Yes, that's what a bullet is, Arin.'
XD
"That was a different guy! You lied to me!" "He lied to you." XD oh i'm dying from all the Mortician quotes
Mortician Job:
2:14 Hey again-
6:18 Didn't even see 'em
7:11 Mm Mm
7:52 No ya don't
8:38 Lies
8:50 Outta the hay
9:38 Uha-w watch out
10:19 Six Bats
12:02 Only guy you could beat
Your comment should be pinned.
Znoot 9:05 It’s pretty hard, isn’t it?
9:28 Mmm yeah he shot ya
6:51 Gotta watch out for those bullet things.
#GrumpClips
I don't know why I remember seeming to love this serie-
>gets to the part where arin and dan voice over the mortician
oh
I remember now
Lmao same exact thing here. Didn’t remember what was so funny about it but I KNEW there was something 😂
Seems like you remember now, do ya.
Its by far the character Dan and Arin saw the most, so that's probably why
“As sure as my hat gets taken off my head…”
“Mmm mmm mmm. He lied to you.”
The asides by the Mortician are the best part. "You're dead as shit."
Geospasmic
YOU LIED TO ME.
He lied to you.
Man... Arin sure is missing a lot... And reloading... And missing again.
+GameWarpdx He's missing so badly he might have nightmares about it.
Arin forgot the face of his father.
but then he remembered..got up .....started shooting...and then he missed...reloaded,,,then missed again,...
+Sean Daily Had a popsicle
Just was about to post this
ITS HIGH NOON
winner
*Gets shot by Widowmaker
It's 5:06 pm EST
FOCK that was my line
*JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE*
Alternate video title: Arin Trains to be a Stormtrooper
hahahahahhahaha
@@TonyBamboozle no he's more stormtrooper as at least the red Shirts actually manages to hit something.
He passed the training with flying colours.
It's driving me fucking mad
Dead meme but ok
so I shot, and then I missed, this went on for several hours.
I passed out
I woke up with a Popsicle stick in my mouth
ate a pop sicle had a dream i was shooting sum
.
.
.
i missed
Mm mm mm, you missed.
fired then missed so I fired again I missed
then i fired! I thought i hit something but i missed! I shouted "He lied to me!" and then the mortician shouted "He lied to you!" so then i fired at the mortician and i missed
It's low midnight
I'll go kill myself now
WOW
+Cheezitchar123 good plan
I appreciate this
Fun fact: McCree's physical appearance in Overwatch is based on Jesus McCree, one of the game's lead designers. The coyboy theme he sports is believed to be inspired by this game, Maddog McCree.
It's high noon
winner
We're all high nooners now
You took my joke
I was looking for an Overwatch mention....I was not disappointed
It's high noon
The mortician and Ivan are quite possibly my favorite characters on Game Grumps.
The Empire would to congratulate:
ARIN HANSON
on his completion of the Stormtrooper Training Remedial Course.
Mortician Dan is incredible. Thanks GG for making my throat hurt with uncontrollable laughter.
Yorkshire Yank he lied to you
Mei: You think Hanzo's Wolfs did it? McCree: There's not a doubt in my mind.
Everything was fine until it showed up and started going through buildings... [Later] I shot and I missed. This went on for several hours. I passed out, turned into another popsicle! I had a dream I got play of the game with High Noon, I missed both times...
Tried to get Mei for the popsicle. I missed! Got the Bastion. Tried to switch back, fell off the map... I shot and I missed. I fanned the hammer... I missed both times. Mei turned me into a popsicle. ~DEFEAT~
2 references. I love it
gold
NICE!!😝
Yes
I respawned, I reloaded, I saw genji, I fired, he deflected it, I MISSED! So I fired again! Hit mercy, didn't hit genji, so I guess I missed. I was killed by three shurikans, I passed out, I woke up, I reloaded, so I fired, I hit reaper in ghost form I MISSED!
Whenever they voiced to the mortician I could NOT stop laughing! xD 😂😂😂
Mmm mmm mmm. You've gotta get better at shooting those guys.
Arin: You lied to me!
Mortician: He lied to you.
😂😂😂😂
you lied to me
he lied to you
OMG the mortician is my new favorite gamegrumps character, ever!! XD
"Mmmm, mmm, that third ones a killer" lmao i love every time he dies and goes back to them
Hahaha, me too. That look
+AverageGuard Lucas I also love when he was filing his nails in that one shot haha
He's not as good as the carriage drivers over on Retuspurae, but he's pretty good.
The mortician is definitely one of the best grump characters.
I shot, and then I missed...
And then I shot... And I missed again.
I shot, and I shot, and then I missed, I missed both times
I ate a popsicle
I passed out
and i dreamed that i shot, but i missed
I missed again and then I fired, I hit something but it wasn't what I was goin for but I guess I missed, passed out again, had another Popsicle!
And then I was out a bullets and then I got sad
Mortician Moments:
1:58 (First sight)
2:20 (Hey again!)
2:29 (I'm outta bullets...)
2:17 (What am I doing wrong!?)
3:10 (DANG IT DUDE, IT'S HARD!)
3:49 (That's what bullets are, Arin.)
4:58 (I have to save the other guy first)
6:20 (Didn't even see em, didja?)
6:50 (Mmm-mmm-mmm, gotta watch out for those bullet things)
7:02 (This sucks!)
7:14 (Mm-mm, didn't get em)
7:32 (Mmm-mmm-mmm Part 3)
7:44 (WHY DON'T I HAVE BULLETS!?)
7:54 (Mmm-mmm, no you don't)
8:28 (Oh, this is hard mode, dude)
8:39 (He lied to ya.)
8:51 (They come outta the hay, like woah...)
9:04 (It's pretty hard, isn't it?)
9:28 (Yeah, he shot ya.)
9:41 (Ye--Watch out for the one on the ground!)
10:03 (That third one, he's a killer.)
10:29 (Did you really think you could swing with 6 bats?)
10:44 (Son of a freaking gun...)
11:37 (My hat's comin' off and that guys jacket was fabulous.)
11:52 (MMM-MMM)
12:07 (That was the only guy you could beat.) (FINAL DEATH)
I rewatch these maybe once a year. I might be one of the funniest they have ever done. Their mortician voice-over is freaking amazing!
i t s h i g h n o o n
Dont worry guys im killing myself after this comment
I was going to do it if you hadn't have, good thing I don't have to kill myself now, sorry, byeeeee
It's high n-augghg!
I read that as "it shighn oon."
It's 7 o clock
Oh, so *this* is who Overwatch's McCree is based on... Huh, had no idea.
It's Hiiiiiigh noon....
I do believe it is, in fact, high noon
Uhhh hotdogs duh!!!
In name, yes. In terms of everything else, he's the Man With No Name from A Fistful Of Dollars.
Incorrect. His name comes from a Blizzard employee by the same name.
This playthrough is easily my fav game grumps series ever. "You gotta hit him with the 1st shot". "Mm mm no ya don't" lmfaoo
Within the first two minutes of the game Arin chooses a difficulty not for intended for infants and Dan ops out of actually playing a multiplayer game. This series is off to a great start.
3:11 - And here we go.
It doesn't help that Arin's hand is shaking like he's got some neurological disease and the game was written with a larger screen and a gun prop in mind, and also that Arin has apparently no idea or experience of common tropes with old arcade cabinet coin op shooting games, either.
Dan telling him about aiming/shooting off screen to reload was a god send.
Like there is almost no lee-way on those hot boxes, like either you fire at the sprite or you don't hit. And in the arcade you had the tools to do it (even if it wasn't easy then either). Arin though seems used to console style 'aim assist', where you aim within the neighborhood of something and the game takes over and shoots it for you.
And I mean, I'm not bashing it, per say, they give you help to deal with the tools you have available. Not many people can shoot the pimiento out of an olive with 2 thumb sticks on a moment's notice, or be expected to.
But he's just shaking away firing and hoping that hit boxes just square up and expand out and collect bullets and the game's like, not even close to accepting that.
This series was absolutely amazing, yes.
Don't lie you know you love it
+Damien Granz no need to write an essay about how much they suck at this
"It's high noon somewhere in the world."
No Mcree. It's never high noon here. Not ever.
Oh give me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere
*country reggae music*
He said high noon was somewhere in the world. He didn't say you could get it EVERYWHERE in the world.
It's Hiiiiiggggghhhhh nnnnooooooonnnn
I missed and got sad so I had a popsicle
Then I passed out
And then I reloaded
then i woke up
I went to the fridge for another popsicle but I missed I got the cabbage instead
I tried to hit the like button, but i miysed
Man I need a GIF of the mortician shaking his head!!!
*E A T Y E R O A T M E A L*
I wish Arin wouldn't complain about the difficultly when he chooses the second hardest difficultly XD
when the game is made to be nearly impossible and counts wins as losses, yeah complaining is warranted
But he also chose the second easiest difficulty.
+Ihrbekommtmeinen Richtigennamennicht there were 4 difficulties. Technically he chose the 3rd easiest lol.
pablo jams
Wait... 4? Oh, I guess "Practice" is a difficulty too.
He also skips all tutorials lol
See alot of overwatch jokes but not enough I fired and I missed
Tried getting a popsicle?
+TeckGeck I don't suggest doing that, because you'll pass out in the snow.
Did you pass out?
You FUCKING clod!
lol "jokes" is a compliment to saying "it's high noon" and then laughing at dumbshit memes
The Mortician is one of the best characters they've ever given lines to xD.
Who came back here from their latest Megaman 11 Demo video?
I did! HAHA! I love this playthrough.
Yup lol
Here thanks to MeGay Man 11 and I’m crying laughing.
i might have you never know
Came back here for the laughs. One of my favorite playthroughs
over 3 million subs
has their own professional recording/editing studio outside of their homes
Still cant find his shit.
Real people real problems
still can't figure out how to mix the audio in a CZcams video
lol triggered
Its ALMOST like he doesnt live in the studio!
damn they really went from 3 to 5 mil within 2 years
85% of comments on this video are McCree comments about Overwatch.
And 13% "I fired, and I missed", 2% complaining about McCree comments.
It's High Noon.
A new 1% is now discussing statistics of the comments.
Has Overwatch become the new Undertale fandom? I'm not surprised.
+Raleigh Harris Unfortunatley yes. At least they're good games, imagine if Sonic fans were this rabid.
Arin: *[Shot by some dude he wasn't expecting]* "You lied to me!"
Mortician: "He lied to you."
This will slay me forever.
LMFAOOO
Someone needs to make a compilation of just all the mortician screens from this playthrough. It would be hilarious.
I just know somebody is going to make a Game Grumps animated with the Mortician.
i cant wait for that one, too good
This entire episode needs to be animated.
Grump: He lied to me!
Mortician: He lied to ya
+Aaron Martin
Mortician: You didn't see 'em, did you? Watch out for the one on the ground.
It's gonna be the longest video animation
Welcome to Arin fails 10 times in the first 3 minutes.
don't you mean welcome back to?
AKA The Game Grumps.
Welcome to GameGrumps
Next time on Game Grumps
Dan: Arin what are you doing?
Arin: I'm shooting him aren't I? Oh shit I missed
JJZ4P _ I wonder how he is at ring toss...
Tis the highest of noon's
Quite right sir.
jes indeed
*tips fedora*
Northstar I tip my propeller hat to you and fly away.
"Ya that's what bullets are arin"😂😂😂😂😂
My first thought after seeing the thumbnail: I fired, and I missed
XD
And then I fired, and I missed agin.
Then I had a popsicle
had a popsicle
That sums up this video pretty darn well
Where's my daily dose of toddlers? I need them right now! Also I want to see another episode of Imagine Party Babyz.
If you did watch the 5th episode, they said that that was the last episode.
***** Still, they said it.
***** *Kevin.
***** ?
***** Not me...
8:37 bringing back memories of dannys teacher. "you liiieeeed to me"
i love when they imitate the Mortician. had me dying
Shouldn't they have uploaded this in the noon timeslot?
It's High Noon somewhere.
+Crazy Diamond yare yare daze
+Cardboard Box What a beautiful DUWANG!
Yes yes yes, oh mai gahd...
While taking drugs. So they would be high...at noon ;)
Does anyone know what time it is? My watch is broken.
High noon? High noon!
IT'S AFTER NINE THIRTY! -Rath
Noon is high! Did I do it?!
No. I'm not saying it. Don't patronize me.
420
"And I fired, and I missed!"
Undertaker: "You fired and you missed."
the mortician impressions make this video one of my favorites XD
9:35 Watch out for the one on the ground!
Arin fired, but he missed. Then he fired again, and he missed.
He ran out of bullets, than he died, then that guy took off his hst
The new red dead redemption looks amazing
8:53
*They come out of that hay like, woah*
Wolves*
Last time I was this early England was still part of EU.
You mean Great Britain.
Low blow man, low blow....
+Dupa Dupa not so "great" anymore.
we're all just drinking tbh
Last time I was this early that joke had been used less than eight billion times today.
Are DS3 and OoT both dead now or are they just trolling us at this point..
they post what they have recorded, be patient
Remember fire red? Me neither
Seymour penus they've already said that one will be back eventually
Arin also said Jon was just going to the store to buy some milk
BUT HE'S NOT BACK YET
+Seymour penus I'm still waiting on that complete playthrough of secret of mana.
Dan: “I’m on 90’s drugs!” 😂😂😂
4:30 I like how even during close conversation, he keeps his gun pointed DIRECTLY at the other person
I imagine someone put "It's high noon" in the comments.
+matterking1 Literally everyone*
Fixed that for ya.
+SuperBoxBeam Eeyup.
the mortician was literally the best part of the episode, lol
They need to come back to this and play 2-player!
"Welcome to the saloon...you must die."
So I raised my rifle, I drew a bead, and fired. And I missed. So I fired again. And I missed. And then I missed again.
I passed out in the snow
Ooh, boy... I was *_not_* expecting the laugh-burst-inducing twist they put.
X'D
OMG! CANT... BREATHE!
LAUGHING...TOO HARD!!
7:50, then the Mortician's reply!
(seriously choked 10 times from watching it again and again)
"Really one hit thats all it takes?!"
"Yeah, Thats what bullets are Aaron."
XD
arin, is there no game that you're good at?!
not untill this day.
DoA Extreme 3 he's a god
There was one bullethell game that he played a while back that he crushed at
Parodius?
I don't think so. I mean, he LITERALLY shat his paints in that episode. :D
It's high noon. I fired, and then I missed. I fired and missed again. It was still high noon. I missed before I fired, and then I missed. And I fired. And I missed. I had a beer, and then I missed. It spilled all over my lap. I grabbed a napkin, and then I missed. I dropped it on the floor. I got angry and fired, and I missed.
Oh damn. I'm sorry. But hey, great minds think alike! ;)
Man, I love Game Grumps. They make me laugh so Goddamn hard sometimes.
Wow found an internet fuck wit above ☝️
"sometimes" ok asshole
Most underrated GameGrumps playthrough.
'I shot he bank robber, I missed. And I missed. I missed two time.'
It's High Noon...
Good heavens would you look at the time.
It's high EHHH!*
I looked at the clock, but I missed, I tried to look again but I missed, I was staring at fridge
2023 and the mortician is still one of my absolute favorite Grump characters
"You lied to me!"
"he lied to you"
XD
Is this what that episode of Community was referencing?
x
hahaha probably
annie and abed are arguing over roomates, i think it's in the fifth season
***** Yeah it's "VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing", season 5 episode 9. (:
WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP ABOUT OOT!
I think this comment is underrated.
Clever pun.
+Sado Mazoshiste what
Cause you're whole thing was capitalised anyhow, I read it as just.. "OOT"
Like, One word.
like a canadian accent-ed out.
*Get oot*
SHYADDAP ABOOT OOT! Excuse me while I poot and toot my own horn.
I'll see my self oot....
(N)OOT (N)OOT!
This is one of my all time favorite series of episodes! Right up there with Mickey Mouscape in causing uncontrollable laughing fits.
“eh- watch out for the one on the GROUND!” kills me 😭
if this doesn't get animated... i'm going to shoot at Arin. i'll miss though.
and then you 'll have a popsicle
SharKwORDT95 don't forget to pass out in the snow
SharKwORDT95 don't forget you can sass him
The Good, the Bad, and the Arin! XD
Clock: 11:58
McCree: //stares//
Clock: 11:59
McCree: //bites lip//
Clock: 11:60
McCree: wait...
Clock: 11:61
McCree: wait whAT THE FUCK
Thank god that baby game was trash
IMAGINE BABIES IS A WORK OF ART.
and its not even really him
+y a n n i c k no shit
+arin hanson why do you have a picture of Danny when you're so obviously Arin😂😂😂
but it's funnier
who mixes this shit, turn the game up!
No
yes
yes
The game sucks tho
Common Cents but its funny o.O
take a shot everytime they say "mmm mmm mmm"
The mortician is my new favorite grump
It's cool that they recorded this game for the Wii back in 96.
But in all honesty it looks like they had a lot of fun making this.
Arcade...and 1990
+Adam Canning Nooooooooooooooo reeeeeeeeeallyyyyyyyyy
+thagrammarnazi *No really?
I stand by my words.
I can't wait for game grumps animated episode of this, i haven't laughed that hard in a while. That mortician.
12:06 how is nobody talking about this part!? This part was so funny!
Is this what McCree dreams of?
ITS HIIIIGH NOOON!
I cant be the only one rewatching this today.
I watched all three episodes again yesterday. Still good.
Best of Game Grumps June: this entire episode and nothing else.
5:37-6:05 had me dying of laughter
I bet a bunch of people (including me) are gonna comment "it's high noon"
well diddly darn do I was right
You beat me to it
NOOT NOOT It's twelve o'clock
I love that this comment is right above a its high noon comment
Guts then I guess you haven’t played Overwatch before
Great! so cool! had a lot of fun watching these spin offs! sooo... whats about Oot and dark souls guys...?
*those *what
There is an edit button...
the one offs are better
Screw Dark Souls ('cause that game sucks) but yea, where's OoT?
I'd bet anything the N64 is still on...
youtube is vehemently recommending me this 4 years later. 2020 aint so bad
I cant stop laughing at the mortician part
Does anyone know what time it is?
5:30 mountain time
high noon
Eh, like 12AM-ish..... (Also know as high noon)
IT"S HIGH NOON
ITS HIGH NOON