Neil Gaiman - 'Bad Gaiman Challenge' - Wits

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  • čas přidán 17. 11. 2014
  • We asked you guys to submit their worst versions of a Neil Gaiman-style short story. Hundreds responded to the call.
    Here, read by Neil Gaiman himself, are the worst of the worst.
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Komentáře • 79

  • @ChristopherCopeland
    @ChristopherCopeland Před 4 lety +44

    I had expected to enjoy this- as I expect to enjoy anything involving Neil Gaiman- but I had not expected the tears. Mirthful, mirthful tears. The boy named boy story read in that voice absolutely left me in stitches.

  • @totz_the_plaid9625
    @totz_the_plaid9625 Před rokem +12

    "Besides, the name wolf was already taken..." (incredibly long pause) "...by the tree."
    ...that *has* to be the same David Malki of 'Wondermark' fame.

  • @prajwaljayaraj5887
    @prajwaljayaraj5887 Před 5 lety +46

    His delivery is impeccable!

  • @sleightsofheart.
    @sleightsofheart. Před 9 lety +136

    "um... Ragnarok" - *laughs for about seventy years*

    • @claralin8835
      @claralin8835 Před 7 lety +3

      i actually don't get this part D:

    • @DancingFox6
      @DancingFox6 Před 7 lety +4

      Jillian Boyd oh please figure it out. You will have to do some reading but the laugh will be worth it. No one can ever explain it to you with just words.

    • @DancingFox6
      @DancingFox6 Před 7 lety

      Qianpin Lin I meant my reply to Jillian for you.

    • @magisterofsteam7880
      @magisterofsteam7880 Před 5 lety +3

      Same, those last two stories made my literally lol for the longest time xd

    • @p1rgit
      @p1rgit Před 4 lety +4

      @@claralin8835 it's Pratchett, actually. i think. Teatime of the gods = Twilight of the gods = Götterdämmerung (this one is wagner) = Ragnarök. just translation :)

  • @elemirion
    @elemirion Před 9 lety +111

    His reading of them makes them sooooo much better!!!

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis Před 6 lety

      YES

    • @HA-vw4jl
      @HA-vw4jl Před 4 lety

      tbf, he made a description of a old womans day in which nothing at all of interest happened sound interesting

  • @Starshadow
    @Starshadow Před 9 lety +59

    I think the last one almost reads like a Bad Terry Pratchett.

  • @arnoldlane68
    @arnoldlane68 Před 7 lety +106

    "(...)
    by the tree."

  • @sanityisrelative
    @sanityisrelative Před 7 lety +102

    I actually kinda liked the one about the boring guy with the briefcase of boring papers.

  • @s.miller7597
    @s.miller7597 Před 3 lety +14

    It may be Bad Gaiman, yet from his lips, everything sounds magical!

  • @FaultAndDakranon
    @FaultAndDakranon Před rokem +12

    Many of them are excellent parodies of the atmospheric lyric mythology nature of Neil Gaiman stories.

  • @superschmolz
    @superschmolz Před 5 lety +19

    "The boy's name was boy..." perfect

  • @chefjohnferdinand
    @chefjohnferdinand Před 8 lety +36

    I couldn't breathe from laughing that I legit got scared--while laughing--that I would die from not breathing. I paused, took a deep breath, and continued laughing for eighty-five years.

  • @moopsy1969
    @moopsy1969 Před 9 lety +90

    Bad Neil Gaiman stories read by Neil Gaiman = Possibly good Neil Gaiman stories!

  • @gixnla
    @gixnla Před 8 lety +43

    "...and the moon".

  • @Beacon80
    @Beacon80 Před 8 lety +50

    Love this so much. Not sure which is my favorite. Either the not-Neverwhere one with Brunhilde, or the Boy who's not named Wolf.

  • @joemcguire9988
    @joemcguire9988 Před 10 měsíci +3

    It hurts to be so thoroughly seen, doesn’t it Neil? 😂😂😂 know that we love you

  • @MobyD46
    @MobyD46 Před 9 lety +47

    "David Malki from California" who wrote the one Gaiman said was his favorite, may be David Malki ! who does the webcomic Wondermark. The exclamation point is part of his name, which he says is an honorific like Jr. or PhD. but is not pronounced.

  • @gideonhodge3723
    @gideonhodge3723 Před 9 lety +75

    I want to see Neil Gaiman played by Alan Rickman

  • @HarryKrinkle
    @HarryKrinkle Před 9 lety +18

    Man, I've written quite a few Gaiman-pastiches in the past few years, and I used to think they were Poor Man's Neil...until now.

  • @cwolf201
    @cwolf201 Před 5 lety +14

    Oddly. Neil reading them made the stories better

  • @S....
    @S.... Před 2 lety +3

    Those were really Gaiman-like. I wan't more.

  • @Vesperitis
    @Vesperitis Před 9 lety +71

    OH MY GOD NEIL GAIMAN IS WEARING A COLOUR OTHER THAN BLACK

    • @HA-vw4jl
      @HA-vw4jl Před 4 lety +10

      Ragnarok has arrived. We're all doomed XD

    • @clairev.g.7361
      @clairev.g.7361 Před 2 lety +3

      That's the one thing I first noticed before the video title!

  • @glspj
    @glspj Před 7 lety +7

    This is so good. Now we know where the candidates for the 2016 US Presidential Elections get their speech and debate scripts from.

  • @RoboCatTrainer
    @RoboCatTrainer Před 2 lety +3

    Never get tired of this!

  • @leilanivanwyk636
    @leilanivanwyk636 Před rokem +2

    Neil reading anything, no matter how horrible is excellent. 😂😂😂

  • @papaslap7350
    @papaslap7350 Před 7 lety +14

    The host is hilarious. What a great idea for a segment!

  • @sammyleo3809
    @sammyleo3809 Před 7 lety +9

    " . . . by the tree."

  • @rickpresley63
    @rickpresley63 Před 6 lety +10

    As bad as these are, they are still delightful when Neil reads them.

  • @revk8611
    @revk8611 Před 5 lety +3

    Nope! That one killed me. lol

  • @ElfHybrid
    @ElfHybrid Před 9 lety +9

    I feel bad, I really want to read more of those XD

  • @MemphiStig
    @MemphiStig Před 5 měsíci

    He's not just a masterful writer, he's also a brilliant reader!

  • @robertshenton
    @robertshenton Před 7 lety +12

    Hey look, it's Alan Rickman and Paul Giamatti.

  • @cha5
    @cha5 Před 3 lety +6

    "......Nope"

  • @SteventheThorn
    @SteventheThorn Před 7 lety +21

    It has everything I want and less.

  • @anne-mariebryan725
    @anne-mariebryan725 Před 9 lety +5

    Way to represent Minnesota!

  • @mylles1112
    @mylles1112 Před 5 lety +4

    Neil Gaiman= Cool Guy

  • @FaultAndDakranon
    @FaultAndDakranon Před rokem +1

    These are beautiful!

  • @abelmorgan3972
    @abelmorgan3972 Před 4 lety +3

    the problem is, though, the problem is that everything, everysinglething sounds good, just fine, really great, whenever he's reading it, so nothing it's actually bad

  • @princessthyemis
    @princessthyemis Před 6 lety +2

    I wish there was more, this is hilarious!

  • @strega0
    @strega0 Před 5 lety +4

    these were actually pretty good xD

  • @Thiefree
    @Thiefree Před 9 lety +2

    Like a hall of mirrors, but funnier. Spectacular.

  • @airemay
    @airemay Před 9 lety +1

    This is amazing!

  • @deadeaded
    @deadeaded Před 9 lety +4

    Oh goodness that was fantastic :)

  • @Richard_Jones
    @Richard_Jones Před 3 lety +1

    Damn! So much better than my bad Gaiman. Some of it terribly close to 'ok Gaiman'......which is, of course....bad Gaiman.

  • @TheHestya
    @TheHestya Před 3 měsíci

    Beautiful

  • @spyrgyro
    @spyrgyro Před 9 lety +15

    Sounds like Professor Snape

  • @davidfavored4518
    @davidfavored4518 Před 4 lety

    Him reading these bas stories make them really good 😂

  • @jmhook
    @jmhook Před 9 lety +3

    I liked one of the stories

  • @jackwenman777
    @jackwenman777 Před 9 lety +1

    4:38 So funny haha

  • @herniebadlautner.7340
    @herniebadlautner.7340 Před 3 lety +1

    weird to see him not in someone's falafel

  • @princessthyemis
    @princessthyemis Před 6 lety +1

    HIS VOICE

  • @nanceemoes7995
    @nanceemoes7995 Před 3 lety +4

    This has entirely too few likes.

  • @revk8611
    @revk8611 Před 5 lety +3

    Nope!

  • @dlc1119
    @dlc1119 Před 4 lety +3

    Nope.

  • @ironhills
    @ironhills Před 4 lety

    Is it bad or is it satire?

  • @bigmeggan1047
    @bigmeggan1047 Před 9 lety +3

    'brilliant writer'? What for the six people who still read books? lmao