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  • čas přidán 13. 05. 2024
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  • @GardensAndGames
    @GardensAndGames Před 13 dny +13192

    Today I learned that natural parthenogenesis does not equal cloning.

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 Před 13 dny +36

      No it doesnt, nor is it beneficial

    • @WowCoolHorse
      @WowCoolHorse Před 10 dny +542

      @@datcheesecakeboi6745 "nor is it a good thing" bro is moralizing on natural processes

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 Před 10 dny

      @@WowCoolHorse im not moralizing it? if you are a species which only way to reproduce is parthenogenesis and your environment changes.. you go extinct.. how is that good?

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 Před 10 dny +16

      @@WowCoolHorse you know nothing of science then do you?

    • @BURBLEDRANK
      @BURBLEDRANK Před 10 dny +155

      ​@@datcheesecakeboi6745then explain Mr.Bench Appearo

  • @jhiggins1829
    @jhiggins1829 Před 16 dny +26393

    Maybe the real lesbians were the friends we made along the way

    • @BurnTheBluestSkies
      @BurnTheBluestSkies Před 15 dny +683

      Usually how it goes for human lesbians tbh

    • @YeOldeLesbian
      @YeOldeLesbian Před 14 dny +212

      @@BurnTheBluestSkies Damn…
      Right in the feels with that one, huh…

    • @BurnTheBluestSkies
      @BurnTheBluestSkies Před 14 dny +184

      @@YeOldeLesbian it's just how it goes!! It's like us LGBTQ+ kids found each other before we even knew

    • @dragonstar9478
      @dragonstar9478 Před 14 dny +60

      WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY????? LOL

    • @twevarabrightside
      @twevarabrightside Před 14 dny +36

      Gal pals ❤

  • @Megarizzler9468
    @Megarizzler9468 Před 12 dny +8340

    It’s giving “Both me and my friends husbands died so we are sleeping in the same bed and living together to help each other mourn 😢”

    • @MinakoOfficial
      @MinakoOfficial Před 11 dny +155

      Frrr 😢😢😢

    • @neraslight4997
      @neraslight4997 Před 10 dny +411

      Suddenly we have an army of children and they’re wanting world dominance

    • @Reaperptato47
      @Reaperptato47 Před 10 dny +211

      This shi sounds like an anime title my friends would recommend

    • @TurquoiseInk
      @TurquoiseInk Před 10 dny +75

      Stanzi has a whole skit about this. Highly recommended.

    • @shelbypasley9439
      @shelbypasley9439 Před 10 dny +4

      That doesn’t make sense you said husbands

  • @DaWoWzer
    @DaWoWzer Před 10 dny +347

    legend has it the geckos birth a male every 100 years named geckodorf.

  • @SpecialTimmehYT_
    @SpecialTimmehYT_ Před 17 dny +58166

    “They’re not lesbian… Womp Womp.”

  • @catwantsfishie
    @catwantsfishie Před 17 dny +7897

    Who up tryin to stimulate ovulation and egg production with me

  • @V1_The_Machine
    @V1_The_Machine Před 12 dny +2131

    I’m glad humans don’t do that. Any moderately-sized get-together would spawn new humans, and that’s kind of terrifying.

    • @lancesmith8298
      @lancesmith8298 Před 11 dny +202

      And this is why well and truly gay animals have managed to maintain a niche in spite of the typical understanding of natural selection. If humans did this, the immediate response would be a suddenly large pool of adoptable kids that no one person could take care of. Likewise, in the real world, between wild animals and us, gay people often end up in a perfect position to adopt. For humans it’s a social need to conform, and for animals it’s because the parent just walked away from their child and already forgot about them. Or hate them.
      In other news I had the mental image of a middle school in this new paradigm while writing this, and I hate it, and want to share that psychic damage with the class

    • @Sing_A_Rebel_Song
      @Sing_A_Rebel_Song Před 11 dny +47

      Well when put that way, it’s terrifying

    • @GAOMaster
      @GAOMaster Před 11 dny +13

      @@lancesmith8298 weirdo

    • @t-stash1965
      @t-stash1965 Před 11 dny

      Orgy

    • @HappyGingerWolf
      @HappyGingerWolf Před 11 dny +1

      Do you hump other people when you're at a moderately sized get together?

  • @-_Nifi_-
    @-_Nifi_- Před 11 dny +2229

    The ace lesbian army.
    I want some of these geckos.

    • @blesskurunai9213
      @blesskurunai9213 Před 9 dny +73

      true ace reps

    • @infernalsorcery7923
      @infernalsorcery7923 Před 7 dny

      Ace and lesbian is some crazy label gymnastics. You pretending to be lesbian or pretending to be ace. Gotta be one or the other given, the definitions don't even line up. Unless you're pseudointelligent. 😊

    • @RheinmetallKannone
      @RheinmetallKannone Před 7 dny +9

      Where is my Flammenwerfer

    • @kuki2800
      @kuki2800 Před 5 dny +26

      @@RheinmetallKannone gone. just like your dad :D

    • @user-et1vh7ge9f
      @user-et1vh7ge9f Před 5 dny +1

      Gecko echo echo....echooooo!...lol

  • @j-the-aquatic.538
    @j-the-aquatic.538 Před 13 dny +12082

    Oh my god, you can’t just ASK why your geckos are lesbian.

  • @slumgummy
    @slumgummy Před 16 dny +38296

    "they aren't technically lesbians"
    *proceeds to describe the most sapphic animals ever*
    they are adorable and I love them

    • @QuasarTheVoyager
      @QuasarTheVoyager Před 15 dny +432

      Srry to drop a knowledge bomb but technically their not lesbian because mothers aren’t the only sexes that can have children. They’re actually neither.

    • @anunwantedsoul3672
      @anunwantedsoul3672 Před 15 dny +212

      ​It's not just about the reproduction stage love

    • @jakob1840
      @jakob1840 Před 15 dny +14

      777 likes nice

    • @NostalgicOccultist
      @NostalgicOccultist Před 15 dny +1048

      @@QuasarTheVoyagerMotherhood isn't exactly a requirement for lesbianism, the geckos still fit the definition of sapphic technically

    • @dragonmasterlangeweg7625
      @dragonmasterlangeweg7625 Před 15 dny +123

      If you like them, look up new Mexico whiptails. Overall whiptails are very interesting, because they can have twice as much DNA as normal and just be fine. They do not care, they will have two copies of each chromosome, and they will be fine.

  • @user-sf2qm8lz7g
    @user-sf2qm8lz7g Před 11 dny +411

    "are my geckos lesbian? No. But they are lesbian!"

    • @Slopmod
      @Slopmod Před 11 dny

      They aren’t lesbians, it’s hardwired into their brain to mate with anything that can produce offspring

  • @avawatson2740
    @avawatson2740 Před 12 dny +251

    So basically their pregnancies bluetooth together like how womens periods bluetooth together

    • @MushroomFroggy._.
      @MushroomFroggy._. Před 12 dny +5

      😭😭

    • @Wall_Spider
      @Wall_Spider Před 6 dny

      basically ☠️

    • @rinenue
      @rinenue Před 6 dny +11

      Women periods doesn't Bluetooth together, that's a lie bro, I'm sorry.....

    • @dewmilk7266
      @dewmilk7266 Před 6 dny +5

      @@rinenueehhh close enough to what happens

    • @FariaManalRahman
      @FariaManalRahman Před 5 dny +3

      ​@@rinenuetbh they do get weirdly influenced, cycles can match up.

  • @StarchieHalo
    @StarchieHalo Před 15 dny +3241

    "That Asexual Lesbian Gecko CAN get pregnant, you just gotta keep trying"

    • @colindarcas6532
      @colindarcas6532 Před 13 dny +25

      Well they don't really get pregnant since they lay eggs but that's getting nitpicky

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 Před 13 dny

      They aren't asexual, they just reproduce asexually

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 Před 11 dny +113

      ​@@colindarcas6532All pregnancy is the process of developing an egg, we just don't put the baby in a shell to finish cooking in a hot box.

    • @lancesmith8298
      @lancesmith8298 Před 11 dny +64

      @@wareforcoin5780In conclusion, leaving your baby in a hot car is a terrible idea for a mammal, but a decent idea for a reptile

    • @AbeeraUsmanKhawaja
      @AbeeraUsmanKhawaja Před 11 dny +15

      ​@@colindarcas6532We female humans Also have "eggs" in our bodies. But because we are mammals we give birth

  • @Tommywwaa
    @Tommywwaa Před 14 dny +3676

    "What gender are you capable of having a child with?"
    Gecko: me/myself

  • @fabplays6559
    @fabplays6559 Před 11 dny +159

    Of course men would name them Mourning Geckos because they think women would be lost without them. /j

    • @kadek5653
      @kadek5653 Před 8 dny +2

      Oh cmon man back thenwoman have no rigth what do you expect?

    • @amog8202
      @amog8202 Před 8 dny +26

      @@kadek5653 the use of /j in their comment is what's known as a tone indicator, to convey, you guessed it, tone, online, since text can't convey sarcasm and such as easily as normal speech.
      /j just means joke; see also /hj, (half joking,) /s, (sarcastic,) and /srs (serious)
      In short, that was a joke.

    • @kadek5653
      @kadek5653 Před 8 dny +11

      @@amog8202 I didnt know that my bad
      I will keep that in mind

    • @gabesteinberg6244
      @gabesteinberg6244 Před 7 dny +2

      Women always had rights but they also had responsibilities. Now they have rights and no responsibilities and we see how destructive that is.

    • @kadek5653
      @kadek5653 Před 7 dny +1

      @@gabesteinberg6244 say that in feminist parade you will be famous

  • @BombasticCatman
    @BombasticCatman Před 12 dny +75

    Based on the comments these should be called the celebrating geckos instead of mourning geckos cause they don't seem to be mourning any sort of loss lol

    • @justsomeguy335
      @justsomeguy335 Před 5 dny +12

      I am betting on a tenner that they were named by male scientists who were sad no male lizards are needed 💀

    • @kravmaga2466
      @kravmaga2466 Před 3 dny

      how do you know how to read gecko emotions? genuinely curious

  • @Rapidly_
    @Rapidly_ Před 17 dny +31566

    Sounds very lesbian to me. Can get off alone but it's much better in company.

  • @rwild9356
    @rwild9356 Před 17 dny +8748

    I mean lizards don't have gender identities or sexual orientations but within the context of lizards I don't think it can get any more lesbian than that

    • @arnicamoana7861
      @arnicamoana7861 Před 16 dny +205

      a good way to put it lol

    • @livvyyyyyyyyyyy
      @livvyyyyyyyyyyy Před 14 dny +374

      Exactly yea. Animals can have homosexual tendencies or behaviors and these ones certainly do, even tho they obviously don’t understand what that means. But still, goes to show being gay is normal and even natural

    • @derpanther-ingenieur8460
      @derpanther-ingenieur8460 Před 14 dny

      @@livvyyyyyyyyyyy its not. its a flaw in the animals senses that view the same gender as the opposite. chemicals have turned frogs gay from messing with hormones and senses

    • @IndeedMale
      @IndeedMale Před 14 dny +19

      ​@@livvyyyyyyyyyyy Well much akin to any and all abnormal differences, they are a mutation. That don't mean it bad or good. Just a mutation, it ain't meant to happen.

    • @bigplopper
      @bigplopper Před 14 dny

      no they asexually reproduce, so even with the gay activities it is technically not lesbian

  • @Exis247
    @Exis247 Před 11 dny +130

    And that dear children is the true power of ERP.

    • @Slopmod
      @Slopmod Před 11 dny

      ERP is when you play a role, animals aren’t aware of anything like ERP

    • @BucketoBirds
      @BucketoBirds Před 11 dny +3

      ​@@Slopmodlmao not necessarily?

    • @Slopmod
      @Slopmod Před 11 dny

      @@BucketoBirds erotic role play, where’s the role playing?

    • @lordnazar6382
      @lordnazar6382 Před 11 dny +5

      @@Slopmod You can play roles outside of text.

    • @lemonmoth.
      @lemonmoth. Před 9 dny

      ​@@Slopmod well yeah if one of them is playing the role of a male doing the penetration then that's practically erp isn't it lmfao

  • @natsugaming1683
    @natsugaming1683 Před 4 dny +7

    Look at those besties doing bestie things like having children together. Such besties

  • @acisverycool
    @acisverycool Před 17 dny +14946

    this is the asexual lesbian representation the world deserves

  • @Ddofc
    @Ddofc Před 17 dny +7623

    They are lesbians in my heart

  • @virginiaandrade8009
    @virginiaandrade8009 Před 9 dny +24

    "Mourning" geckos. ...
    Idk, they seem pretty happy to me.

    • @LloydVerner
      @LloydVerner Před 2 dny +3

      They are about as sad as Housewives during the 1940s when their husbands died in war.
      (I hope someone understands the reference.)

    • @ashentwo6608
      @ashentwo6608 Před dnem

      Ah yes look at how happy they are meanwhile their face is literally just this
      ○_____○

  • @anidiotthathasexistence364

    “How do you have children?”
    “With the power of 🌈’IMAGINATION’🌈”

  • @GremlinOfTheNorth
    @GremlinOfTheNorth Před 13 dny +359

    That sounds highly lesbian

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 Před 13 dny +3

      i mean yea the friend bit yea its true.. but they think its a male.. and well.. the asexual bit is actually a lie but yknow

    • @user-qd8yw2ts9i
      @user-qd8yw2ts9i Před 8 dny

      But isn't

    • @Anonkid
      @Anonkid Před 8 dny +10

      @@datcheesecakeboi6745Asexual as in reproduction not as in sexuality

    • @kadek5653
      @kadek5653 Před 8 dny

      Nah

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 Před 8 dny

      @@Anonkid yes, alot of people fail to understand that for whatever reason

  • @smoczayt
    @smoczayt Před 17 dny +2085

    asexual lesbian geckos, I need them

  • @damaged.oddity
    @damaged.oddity Před 10 dny +19

    theyre just like me cause im also an ace lesbian

    • @chriswright-wj6bh
      @chriswright-wj6bh Před 9 dny +4

      Ew

    • @freebird117
      @freebird117 Před 9 dny +6

      ​​@@chriswright-wj6bhIdea: Shut up and let people openly be themselves pls :]

    • @damaged.oddity
      @damaged.oddity Před 9 dny +6

      @@chriswright-wj6bh god wouldnt appreciate you being hateful. what happened to 'love thy neigbor'?

    • @chriswright-wj6bh
      @chriswright-wj6bh Před 8 dny +2

      @@damaged.oddity neighbor*

    • @damaged.oddity
      @damaged.oddity Před 8 dny +4

      @@chriswright-wj6bh dawg who cares 💀 my point still stands

  • @kaosuri
    @kaosuri Před 10 dny +4

    "no boys are at the slumber party" 😭 i cackled

  • @feralwarriors1005
    @feralwarriors1005 Před 13 dny +3166

    “Mourning the loss of men” idk about that one man they seem pretty happy to me

    • @waterlily7343
      @waterlily7343 Před 11 dny +378

      Only a man would name it that lol.
      The Amazon or Artemis gecko would be a much more fitting name.

    • @inafrenzy1348
      @inafrenzy1348 Před 11 dny +29

      Well if their asexual they probably don’t have men

    • @emma_luce_0623
      @emma_luce_0623 Před 11 dny +34

      Well I do know about it, men are awesome.

    • @theantagonist801
      @theantagonist801 Před 11 dny +129

      They're not actually called mourning geckos because they don't have any male mates. That's just a random ass name made up for them because everybody got tired of speaking Latin, similar to the name Common Smooth-Scale Gecko. They're *actually* called Lepidodactylus lugubris.

    • @Sing_A_Rebel_Song
      @Sing_A_Rebel_Song Před 11 dny +80

      @@waterlily7343the Artemis gecko would be such a bada$$ name

  • @TheSaiyanPrincess
    @TheSaiyanPrincess Před 15 dny +738

    Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss Geckos

  • @Twacko
    @Twacko Před 8 dny +16

    That one fertile male is prob the main character in those high school animes

  • @_Yuri_But_Italian_
    @_Yuri_But_Italian_ Před 12 dny +51

    Homophobes goin crazy rn 😭😭
    (Why cant everyone understand im joking bruh 🤦🏽‍♀️)

    • @MushroomFroggy._.
      @MushroomFroggy._. Před 12 dny +23

      "It'S nOt NaTuRaL"
      Explain this please :)

    • @deadbunnys
      @deadbunnys Před 11 dny +13

      @@MushroomFroggy._. also they're far from the only species that displays homosexuality soo

    • @samtheking5759
      @samtheking5759 Před 11 dny +6

      ​@@deadbunnysyeah i think alot of ducks can be homosexual too

    • @zekeyeager1458
      @zekeyeager1458 Před 11 dny +2

      And misandrists..

    • @Mx_Sneezy
      @Mx_Sneezy Před 11 dny

      @@zekeyeager1458There’s one right now!

  • @fkrkf
    @fkrkf Před 17 dny +2184

    In my anoles, when the male shows off his dewlap and does his little dance it literally triggers ovulation in the females. A unimpressive male doesn't trigger the same response so copulation isn't as successful and sometimes a female will just spontaneously ovulate but it's most successful when she's into what she sees. Mourning lizards are in a cousin clade to anoles so it would make sense they have a similar dynamic where a visual cue is used to trigger ovulation, which would imply they find their partners sexually stimulating, and that is a textbook definition of homosexuality, thus proving they are in fact a species of lesbian lizards. 👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🦎

    • @kaseywahl
      @kaseywahl Před 16 dny +134

      I feel like this is describing how a plumbus is made.

    • @QuasarTheVoyager
      @QuasarTheVoyager Před 16 dny

      Lesbian geckos aren’t real. Anthropormothising is not good.

    • @deancauley5745
      @deancauley5745 Před 16 dny +101

      Read your comment in Sir David Attenborough's voice

    • @proborderjumper2139
      @proborderjumper2139 Před 15 dny +8

      I didn’t understand a thins

    • @DINGD0NG...
      @DINGD0NG... Před 15 dny +236

      ​@@proborderjumper2139 female anole lizard sees male anole lizard
      Female lizard thinks male lizard is hot
      Female lizard ovulates and gets horny
      Female lizard copulates with male lizard
      If male lizard not hot, female lizard doesn't ovulate, so no copulating for the non-hot male
      Anole lizards and Mourning geckos (the lesbian geckos from the video) are "cousin" species
      So it would make sense to say the female1 gecko sees the female2 gecko, thinks she's hot, and ovulates
      So yes, if mourning geckos are similar to anoles, mourning geckos are lesbians. They find the other female hot, ovulates, and pseudocopulate

  • @leafystreet
    @leafystreet  Před 17 dny +2111

    next vid we have some random updates on the other creatures

    • @mfi-cf7sp
      @mfi-cf7sp Před 17 dny +6

      I’m not a weirdo I promise but I am slightly curious about how they do.. what they do.. also I’m on ur pat sooo I will be looking for these little guys to be on sale as I have a huge tank up for grabs! MF

    • @etshady1588
      @etshady1588 Před 16 dny +1

      bless us papi

    • @AnimationisTHEfuture
      @AnimationisTHEfuture Před 13 dny

      @@etshady1588 🤨

  • @ericliu772
    @ericliu772 Před 6 dny +3

    These geckos are next on the hitlist for ben shapiro and candace owens.

  • @yeontan_is_luckier_than_me

    They're lizbians

  • @nightsongstolemyhat1154
    @nightsongstolemyhat1154 Před 17 dny +1945

    These lesbians are badass!!

    • @cleetushasreturnediamgreg2515
      @cleetushasreturnediamgreg2515 Před 16 dny +10

      Popeyes chicken sandwich sandwich 😢😢

    • @TPDTND
      @TPDTND Před 15 dny +5

      Such thing doesnt exist

    • @Malacca1775
      @Malacca1775 Před 15 dny

      ​@@TPDTND bro... Get off the Internet, the fact "lesbian geckos" triggers you so much to comment this much is weird especially in a CZcams reels... Super pathetic.😅

    • @Malacca1775
      @Malacca1775 Před 15 dny +29

      ​@@TPDTND womp womp, it's not that deep baby girl

    • @LeonidesEzekiel
      @LeonidesEzekiel Před 15 dny +14

      ​@@TPDTNDwhat are ya gunna do Abt it? Scare us with made up stories😂?

  • @dback50
    @dback50 Před 12 dny +590

    They just gaslight each other into thinking they’re doing it 💀

    • @lancesmith8298
      @lancesmith8298 Před 11 dny +17

      You know those reality TV shows where they bring in two virgins who think they know how to sex? It’s like that, but it actually works.

    • @atoucangirl
      @atoucangirl Před 11 dny +65

      Gaslight Gatekeep Gecko

    • @HalfBreadOrder
      @HalfBreadOrder Před 10 dny +2

      ​@@atoucangirlgaha

    • @shelbypasley9439
      @shelbypasley9439 Před 10 dny +5

      No they know their not doing it it doesn’t trick them selves into thinking they are doing it it tricks their body’s

    • @rando9352
      @rando9352 Před 10 dny

      @@shelbypasley9439woosh

  • @jellyfishjamscreations996

    As an assexual lesbian I now dream to be a gecko

  • @silvermoon2281
    @silvermoon2281 Před 4 dny +2

    This has major “I’m not lesbian, but my girlfriend is” energy. 😆

  • @valentinaaugustina
    @valentinaaugustina Před 17 dny +589

    i’d absolutely call their behavior lesbian, and it takes one to know one

    • @ellie8272
      @ellie8272 Před 16 dny +2

      Yeah like I'm unsure how the fact that they're not reproducing sexually makes them not lesbians. It's not like human lesbians reproduce sexually lmao

    • @DavidSmith-vr1nb
      @DavidSmith-vr1nb Před 14 dny +12

      👍🌈

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 Před 13 dny

      The behaviour of being a social species and humping eachover so that their bodies think they should be pregnant is lesbian to you? They don't have relationships

    • @yulfine1688
      @yulfine1688 Před 13 dny +8

      That's concerning considering it exists because there's few males and it's entirely for social reasons of survival like it is for most species dying out..
      Or one's in captivity it's more common, or to show domiance and relations in heriarchies for a lot of creatures.
      So nothing in common to how humans engage with homosexuality.. we don't engage in it to show dominace nor do we do it for the survival of our species..

    • @______a_068
      @______a_068 Před 12 dny

      ​@yulfine1688 the reason why the species is almost entirely female is because of their preference for asexual reproduction

  • @Paws_in_the_grass
    @Paws_in_the_grass Před 17 dny +446

    *aesthetically becomes a mourning gecko*

  • @valvi15
    @valvi15 Před 7 dny +10

    People in 1900: "we will have flying cars!"
    2000: "my geckos aren't lesbian womp womp"

  • @notfex1427
    @notfex1427 Před 11 dny +15

    You could literally take all that info and turn that into ANY kind of movie

  • @stolkeyna
    @stolkeyna Před 13 dny +173

    They're turning geckos gay!!!!!

    • @jaa-vl7cs
      @jaa-vl7cs Před 8 dny

      This is what the internet does to innocent species!! I bet the geckos turned gay because of the lgbtq+ couples displayed in the media!!

  • @spencerruston406
    @spencerruston406 Před 10 dny +6

    We stan ace lesbians

  • @reduced1383
    @reduced1383 Před 12 dny +2

    Its the chemicals in the water turning the friggin geckos gay

  • @LivvyTube24
    @LivvyTube24 Před 17 dny +666

    I don't care if they're not technically lesbian, they're still lesbian in my eyes 🏳️‍🌈

    • @miojamo3977
      @miojamo3977 Před 17 dny +28

      Leave the lizards out of this mayne

    • @2GoatsInATrenchCoat
      @2GoatsInATrenchCoat Před 17 dny

      I feel like tribbing without penetration and exclusively doing this with other females definitely makes them lesbians. Human lesbians also cannot penetrate each other naturally or reproduce. So if they're not lesbians, then I guess none of us are.
      *TLDR* Asexual reproduction being triggered by rubbing and humping another female sounds pretty gay to me. Case closed 😂

    • @doodlebugwahoo
      @doodlebugwahoo Před 17 dny

      ​@@miojamo3977no. we have mascots now

    • @celarts5752
      @celarts5752 Před 17 dny +128

      @@miojamo3977 Animals can be gay and lesbian, stop being such a whiny baby over something that doesn't affect you.

    • @bitchhp2973
      @bitchhp2973 Před 17 dny

      I mean…technically they are. They have sex with each other..they form pairs and groups..

  • @arimama7052
    @arimama7052 Před 17 dny +750

    It’s hard to see little creatures living my dreams but I’m so proud of these little lesbians ❤

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated Před 16 dny

      Pseudocopulating and fighting over flies… that’s the dream!

    • @thatonesaxophoneguy
      @thatonesaxophoneguy Před 15 dny +7

      They're not lesbians

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated Před 15 dny +47

      @@thatonesaxophoneguy they certainly act like they are

    • @thatonesaxophoneguy
      @thatonesaxophoneguy Před 15 dny +8

      @@DissociatedWomenIncorporated okay but he said it himself for the most part their asexual, also what are you really going to count snails, and slugs to your list if "lesbians"?

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated Před 15 dny

      @@thatonesaxophoneguy snails and slugs aren't female though, they're hermaphroditic. They're based non-binary non-conformists. He also said that they "imitate" copulation. One could, technically, describe human lesbianism that way. There's no actual reproduction going on (assuming the lesbians involved are cis).

  • @Powerpole2011
    @Powerpole2011 Před 11 dny +12

    We got lesbian geckos before GTA 6

  • @Candle_eater7685
    @Candle_eater7685 Před 12 dny +3

    Why are lizards always so goofy? My lizards are very goofy

  • @johnny_b1041
    @johnny_b1041 Před 17 dny +240

    How do we as humans unlock parthenogenesis 😂

    • @DarquosLeblack
      @DarquosLeblack Před 17 dny +72

      We're gonna need a few more ace lesbians for that

    • @bradipobello7052
      @bradipobello7052 Před 17 dny +9

      The "thing" when Is "born" would not survive for more than 10s💀💀🙏

    • @Setsunako6587
      @Setsunako6587 Před 16 dny

      Just keep "dry" humping your partners and hope for the best. If it doesn't work out... adopt? 😅👍🏾💕

    • @bingbongdingdong867
      @bingbongdingdong867 Před 16 dny +11

      We can't.

    • @Akin42
      @Akin42 Před 15 dny +5

      Mammals work different so you'd have to do a different process, like making sperm from female cells somehow.

  • @Starsetwashere
    @Starsetwashere Před 12 dny +122

    “Being lesbian is not natural!”
    Geckos:

  • @anonymously_pink
    @anonymously_pink Před 10 dny +5

    basically lesbogeckos 🤷🏻‍♀️
    (there so cute i luv them)

  • @My_Mental_Capacity
    @My_Mental_Capacity Před 10 dny +3

    Clearly not lesbians, no U-haul trucks involved

  • @windy2075
    @windy2075 Před 17 dny +175

    Sounds pretty lesbian to me

  • @B1ue_fruits
    @B1ue_fruits Před 17 dny +154

    Oh good I need my geko sized cars oil changed.

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 Před 17 dny +25

      Was just about to sell all 37 of these _teeeeny tiny_ plaid shirts and my Polly Pocket Home Depot set

    • @Setsunako6587
      @Setsunako6587 Před 16 dny +3

      @@mattuwu9978 🤣👍🏾💕

    • @lancesmith8298
      @lancesmith8298 Před 11 dny +1

      Placing a call into U-Haul for several 6 by 12 trailers. Not by feet, but by centimeters

  • @xxnekonekox
    @xxnekonekox Před 10 dny +12

    mean really named these geckos mourning geckos when they shoulda named them living their best lives geckos, they shoulda called them blissful lesbian geckos

  • @PikRabbit
    @PikRabbit Před 10 dny +2

    "two female geckos essentially pretend to mate" that's all I need to hear

  • @_t0bi
    @_t0bi Před 17 dny +240

    asexual lesbian representation lets gooo

  • @grace4535
    @grace4535 Před 14 dny +16

    there’s a very funny hank green short on why having a baby with yourself is so not a good idea for us humans. you start off thinking “ooh cloning!” and end thinking “oh my god. turbo incest”

  • @domenicajimenezromero8491

    I found my spiritual animal

  • @thislycantomboy7087
    @thislycantomboy7087 Před 10 dny +3

    “they aren’t technically lesbian”
    followed later by apologizing for having never filmed them having gay sex even though they do have it. yeah

  • @user-fy9wg4vg4w
    @user-fy9wg4vg4w Před 15 dny +28

    Bro geckos are so complicated but goofy at the same time, I love geckos

  • @retro2323
    @retro2323 Před 15 dny +33

    So they just manifest the pregnancy into existence

  • @uraniumisyummy
    @uraniumisyummy Před 5 dny +3

    I’m an asexual lesbian and today I just discovered what animals I kin the most :>

    • @sock1
      @sock1 Před 3 dny

      how does that work

    • @Mrcleanfrfr
      @Mrcleanfrfr Před 3 dny +1

      ​@@sock1 They're attracted to women romantically not sexually

  • @mazeeking321
    @mazeeking321 Před 8 dny +1

    Nah the fact they could do it alone but choose to do that is so funny to me, i mean, girl boss or something

  • @LatestCreatureFeature
    @LatestCreatureFeature Před 15 dny +82

    he is just in denial, he'll learn to be a supportive father soon enough

  • @seiko-yume470
    @seiko-yume470 Před 15 dny +27

    Animals don’t have the concept of gay, straight, lesbian, etc. but to us humans, that’s pretty damn gay.

  • @RI0TED
    @RI0TED Před 9 dny +2

    “ Ferb! I know what we’re gonna do today! “

  • @vemodallen
    @vemodallen Před 4 dny +1

    maybe they were scissoring but you'll never accept that will you 😔

  • @TheFisterin
    @TheFisterin Před 15 dny +13

    Ugandan interviewer stares in confusion...

  • @catgoboom
    @catgoboom Před 17 dny +27

    Plus they really like the Indigo Girls

  • @CelestialCaboose2472
    @CelestialCaboose2472 Před 10 dny +2

    When I was like 9 I learned about these and I thought they were super cool, I ended up telling my grandma about it but she didn't believe me, and ever since I've occasionally considered getting some to prove her wrong.

  • @thecoos283
    @thecoos283 Před 8 dny +1

    Its 9am. I open youtube "why are my geckos lesbian"

  • @staticforce5367
    @staticforce5367 Před 15 dny +40

    "they're not lesbians" then proceeds to describe lesbians

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 Před 13 dny +4

      Well they aren't

    • @TYsdrawkcaB
      @TYsdrawkcaB Před 12 dny

      @@datcheesecakeboi6745 asexual lesbians. :3

    • @Vratty
      @Vratty Před 12 dny +1

      They arent in the same sense as humans since they can just reproduce by themselves, its pretty weird tbh but cool.

    • @ashentwo6608
      @ashentwo6608 Před dnem

      Are yall deaf he literally said "TECHNICALLY not lesbians"

    • @TYsdrawkcaB
      @TYsdrawkcaB Před dnem

      @@ashentwo6608 they’re asexual lesbians. aka lesbians.

  • @fokushigaru1310
    @fokushigaru1310 Před 17 dny +42

    Them tiny gals are so cute

  • @saix_unicorn
    @saix_unicorn Před 9 dny +2

    thank you for educating me, i will now proceed to add this to my comic

  • @kycadajones8543
    @kycadajones8543 Před 10 dny +2

    So THAT'S parthenogenesis. I've heard the word thrown around, but I've never really looked up a definition.

  • @techi9818
    @techi9818 Před 17 dny +18

    I wish Alex was my cool science teacher. He’d probably wear one of those ties. You know the kind

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 Před 13 dny +1

      No you don't, if you came away from this video thinking they are ace and lesbians then.. you've been taught wrong

    • @erzeca
      @erzeca Před 12 dny

      tally hall ties

    • @erzeca
      @erzeca Před 12 dny

      ​@datcheesecakeboi6745 he spent the entire video explaining that they are both ace and lesbian

    • @f15hed
      @f15hed Před 11 dny

      @@datcheesecakeboi6745 plz calling a gecko species ace lesbians (because to a degree they basically are) isnt really that big of an issue

  • @morgib.-.
    @morgib.-. Před 17 dny +34

    wait why is that actually so cool? thanks for teaching me smth new!

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 Před 13 dny

      How are you just learning this? Also they aren't ace either

    • @WowCoolHorse
      @WowCoolHorse Před 10 dny +1

      @@datcheesecakeboi6745 bro you are so cringe replying to every comment

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 Před 10 dny

      @@WowCoolHorse so you want people learning incorrect infomation of mourning geckos? hell he got the name wrong too, they are not called mourning due to loss of males

  • @SterlingRaven37
    @SterlingRaven37 Před 7 dny +3

    Fascinating

  • @amouramarie
    @amouramarie Před 4 dny +1

    So they're roommates.

  • @Rae-cheese
    @Rae-cheese Před 16 dny +7

    Okay but can they still help me unload my Subaru?
    Seriously I'm not strong enough.

  • @dasilliestgoose
    @dasilliestgoose Před 17 dny +46

    Oh my god... Ace lesbian geckos

  • @CloverTheTigerTherian
    @CloverTheTigerTherian Před 10 dny +1

    "Because no boys are allowed at the slumber party" I LOVE THAT

  • @luk4aaaa
    @luk4aaaa Před 8 dny +1

    It’s just not natural mfs when aquatic creatures and geckos pull up

    • @fard6703
      @fard6703 Před 7 dny

      Animals rape each other and do incest. By your logic, that's natural for humans to do, no?

  • @RaspberrySharkcake
    @RaspberrySharkcake Před 14 dny +17

    Omg ace lesbian representation I feel so seen

  • @consumingkazoos
    @consumingkazoos Před 15 dny +5

    so you're telling me these are all trying to steal the virgin mary's thunder??? okay girls get it ig

  • @hinkypunktactics
    @hinkypunktactics Před 4 dny +3

    They are not really lesbian
    *proceeds to describe an all lesbian species*

  • @pidge5193
    @pidge5193 Před 27 minutami

    Nature really just throws everything at the wall, huh

  • @CaspiRose99
    @CaspiRose99 Před 15 dny +15

    Pseudocopulation sounds pretty lesbian to me

  • @Topaz05
    @Topaz05 Před 17 dny +106

    Asexual geckos???? Fuck yeah! My kind of gecko 😄 🖤🩶🤍💜 Such fascinating little ladies, I love geckos!

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 Před 13 dny +2

      They aren't ace he shouldn't of said that, sorry.

    • @nope8392
      @nope8392 Před 5 dny +1

      @@datcheesecakeboi6745🤓 Ermm actually..
      When a organism reproduces without a mate, or can reproduce on their own. It is biologically called Asexual reproduction or Parthenogenesis, because they do not need sex to reproduce. Hence the term ‘Asexual.’ So technically, they can be called ace. Not as in a sexuality, of course. But biologically.

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 Před 5 dny

      @@nope8392 well yes that is true... doing that leads people to think they are ace in the other sense
      It's.. like saying they are ace would techinally be correct.. its not exactly the best phasing when you want to avoid confusion

    • @nope8392
      @nope8392 Před 4 dny

      @@datcheesecakeboi6745 I get your viewpoint. I can see why it may be confusing in some ways when you phrase it that way. Thanks for a bit of insight, the terms can be mixed up a lot, the reason I responded in that way was because I was confused on what your original reply meant. Have a good day. 👍

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 Před 3 dny

      @@nope8392 I hope you have a good day aswell

  • @leviathanxyzzy4993
    @leviathanxyzzy4993 Před 17 dny +127

    Weird that they’re considered ‘mourning’ because they have no males. They seem like they’re thriving without them 🤔

    • @QuasarTheVoyager
      @QuasarTheVoyager Před 15 dny +5

      Well they’re accentually both and neither at the same time. And no, idk what your argument with that even is.

    • @leviathanxyzzy4993
      @leviathanxyzzy4993 Před 14 dny +36

      @@QuasarTheVoyager I didn’t pose any argument, you’re just crazy so idk what’s your issue. You need some help.

    • @hannahkirbyy
      @hannahkirbyy Před 14 dny +27

      ​@@QuasarTheVoyager trying to start an argument that never existed

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 Před 14 dny +1

      I think he was making a joke about the name but idk

    • @fly463
      @fly463 Před 13 dny +2

      Womp womp

  • @thatonehistorykid
    @thatonehistorykid Před 10 dny +3

    Scissor mi timbers

  • @Sub-Zero-0001
    @Sub-Zero-0001 Před 9 dny +1

    “Welcome to Jurassic park”

  • @Axeeco
    @Axeeco Před 12 dny +5

    This video is fascinating, but i feel my braincells screaming the more i read the comments

  • @Nitrostreak
    @Nitrostreak Před 17 dny +22

    soooo they get off together but they're not lesbians? make it make sense

  • @megangibbs4158
    @megangibbs4158 Před 12 dny +13

    As a lesbian I say let them into the club.

  • @afeatherinthewind
    @afeatherinthewind Před 10 dny +5

    WE LOVE ASEXUAL LESBIANS IN THIS HOUSE