Most Americans Can't Pass Citizenship Test | Is It True? | All Def Comedy
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- Today we find out if our American comedians are educated enough to pass part of the citizenship test from the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services website. Will they be able to do it or will they try to joke themselves out of a hard place? #IsItTrue
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The white dude's face expression when he found out his grade 😂😂😂😂
Golden Stories when Maury says you are the father!
Yeah, h shouldm't come to canada, he couldn't pass our test either.
Dude tried to smart-ass his way through the test, then was disappointed he failed. Speaking as a white person, this is one of the many problems with white people.
@@lexica510 One of the many problems with white people? Really you think that's the problems okay..... Apparently you don't know what a joke is he was joking.
Learn to take a joke stop being so sensitive it's internet.
Thats me
The right to bear arms and freedom of speech are in the Constitution, not the Declaration of Independence....
Exactly!!!! She was right when she said a right in the Declaration of Independence was pursuit of happiness!
Ogden Taylor actually they’re in the bill of rights.
Leah Bee Walker which is in the constitution
Your Big Homie no. It’s a separate document technically. It was actually created after the constitution because anti federalists were concerned about having their rights abridged
@Leah Bee Walker The Bill of Rights are the first 10 amendments to the constitution...
Trevors face when that 3/10 hit him had me crying 😂😂😂😂
kk .d I died when he said “I SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED IN A TARGET” 🤣
Also Trevor : "The one that was on sale"
Granted I would've failed. But then again, I'm not american, or in the US.
"There should be a black citizenship test. Name two rappers from Compton."
Lmao
The guy in the red shirt have a great sense of humor
YG & Kendrick
Post malone and lil uzi vert. easy
@@alper8966 Two RAPPERS, not two morons.
@@OK-lp9qm they are the goats. Two of the most influential artists of any genre of all time
"Errbody strapped especially in Texas" I'm dying!!!
FireHawk it's true!
and florida
It's true, we do love our guns.
Bruh he ain't lying... you don't even have to have a license to have a gun in your car.. Trust me..
The Man Rock go to Texas, walk in a hole in wall bar and say that.. record it and prove that you're that thorough fam. I'll pay to see that
5:25 "You gotta three out of ten"
His reaction was priceless...he looked like as if he as gonna get deported
The are wrong about the rights in the Declaration of Independence. They confused it with the Bill of Rights. The correct answer should have been life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Lloyd Perez it's actually triggering me the staff got that wrong...
Yeah if I'm being honest it was pretty surprising that they accepted the answer that came from the Bill of Rights (1st & 2nd amendment) but denied the actual answer that came from the Declaration (pursuit of happiness). How'd they mess that up??
I know, I came down the comments to see if anyone else picked that up. Seriously, how do you mix up the Constitution (BoR) and the Declaration of Independence? The two documents were even created in two different years!
James Perry II I mean...they are the two most important documents in American history. Written and taught around the same time. You clump them together. I can understand. It’s more about reading the question.
@@jamesperryii9994 over 10 years apart! The ironing is delicious.
You confused the declaration of independence with the constitution....
famy camy “most Americans can’t pass the citizenship test, us included”
Actually the bill of rights. The bill of rights listed the first 10 amendments, with the other 17 coming later.
@@docgaming6152 yeah but those 10 are considered part of the constitution but are otherwise known as the bill of rights. It's still part of the constitution
@@docgaming6152 the bill of rights is an integral part of the Constitution.
The Declaration of Independence was a COMPLETELY separate document from the Constitution AND the Bill of Rights. The Bill of Rights are the first 10 Amendments to the Constitution. Those were written in 1787. The Declaration of Independence was written in 1776. The answer to the two rights in the Declaration of Independence is in the part that goes “...endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights. Amongst those are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
"Man I gotta take my ass to Canada, hang out with Drake and become a ting?" I'm sooo dead 😂😂😂💀
we don't want him
ColorMeNia 💀💀💀
GotMelanin his ass wouldn't pass the test to get into Canada
Damn i was going to like your comment then i saw it was at the perfect number so i couldn't lol
I'm from canada and the way he said ting kills me
Yall cheated my girl out of half a point. The rights in the declaration are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. The other rights in the bill of rights/constitution.
John Brown they did! Hahahaha! I was like, the Bill of Rights are the first 10 amendments to the Constitution!!!
I was so annoyed with that question. Did they really not check the answers?
John Brown I know right wtf! I can't quote exactly, but more or less "everyone is born with certain unalienable rights, among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness"
Also the right to remain silent is in the fifth amendment
Travina & Aidan, The amendments aren't apart of the Declaration of Independence tho, it's in the constitution. They're two seperate documents written 13 years apart that discuss and address different things. You don't answer a question with one right answer and one that's not right but just happens to be similar. ADD just wrong completly giving the others points for naming Amendments.
"I have to go hang out with drake.. and become a TING?" 🤣🤣🤣
Yea that’s slang lol
That shit was so funny bruyh
Long neck guy: misses everything
Question 5: is this what you need to know to get in here, where to swim?
I really like the black girls personality, she seems genuine and sweet.
nobdy givs fkk bout shoo fosho
nobdy givs fkk bout shoo she reminds me of Molly from the show insecure
3:42 that wasn't a good deal, it was robbery.
there was only one girl
Run E what's good bruh, you use to stay on Kev and T Jones videos 😂😂😂
What type of territory did U.S buy from France in 1803.
White boy: The one that was on sale. 💀💀😂😂😂
lmfao
Feysal Futuristic i think he is a wanna be comedian
Yes bc us Americans love a sale😂
to be fair it was sold as if it was on sale
Brandon Cox
true
"these are the questions to get in here, you gotta know where to swim?" im WEAAK
“9 out of 10...that means it’s not 100%” that’s how I feel ab my tests girl😭
Except she should have got 100%. They should show her happy dance for the recount.
The one she got wrong, she actually got right 😂
Semaya Robinson The persuit of happiness answer?
""We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness" - From the Declaration of Independence.
The question pertained to The Declaration of Independence, so she was right.
Freedom of Speech and Right to bear arms is from the U.S. Constitution.
I took the test in real life and passed the test.
Carlos A Diaz for some reason I had to take it in high school.
Carlos A Diaz fun fact we got the whole “life, liberty , and Pursuit of happiness “ from a European named John Locke (besides happiness parts)
For those saying it's easy or common sense, yeah.. for people who went to school in the U.S. Most of these are questions you've learned throughout Middle School or High School. These questions are meant for people who are foreign and had a different upbringing, think about that for a second.
Ari I mean obviously these questions are meant for people who haven't lived in the US their whole lives, and would be much harder, but the point of the video is if most Americans could pass the test and I think most Americans could
Im from Germany and those questions where easy...
Ari Jamaican and these were easy
Yo I'm mexican and I got a 9/10, only question I didn't know was the one about the taxes since I don't live in the US, the others are pretty common knowledge.
I got most of em right and I don't live in the U.S
No. 7 is worded incorrectly. The “rights” in the Declaration of Independence ARE life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Actual rights are outlined in The Constitution.
Not worded incorrectly. Just wrong. The writers failed the test. All Americans should be required to pass the citizenship test before they can vote. That way we won't have psychotic morons elect another Trump.
Glad someone else noticed this
“I think they got it for like $50 too”
The $15 million U.S. payed France for the Louisiana Purchase: “Am I a joke to you?”
Liam Ferguson 15 million for that much amount of land was pretty cheap. Pretty much $50 for every square mile
@@samuelvillegas7635 Counting the inflation, a 15 million dollars in 1803 is more than 300 million dollars today. Still a great deal though.
That black girl is disappointed with her A 😂
sAme tho
Diana Doan 😅 the struggle!
B
Quanixx US it’s a 90% so A
90 percent is a B in louisiana might be different where you live
93 was the lowest A u could get at my school, but she said that was her favorite subject so I get her dissatisfaction
3:36 Dude said, "The one that was on sale" LMAO
Alexys Elysse hahha nice !! Are you american?
Yes I am😊
Ohh i'd love to talk to an american person!! What state do you live in?
Indiana
Alexys Elysse nice, I am from Peru, do you know something about Perù?
"what are two rights in the declaration of Independence?"
Black lady"the right to remain silent"
xD I DIED
I am a naturalized citizen and took the test. It honestly depends on what they ask you. The practice / study book had questions as easy as what are the colours on the U.S. flag to name all original 13 colonies during the American Revolution.
How did it take for you to be a citezen?
Naledi Myabi - this was back in the 90’s and l already lived here but from start to finish it took about a year.
I was incredibly high on weed when I typed out that question. I omitted a word and misspelled another one. The person whom the question was directed to got what I meant. So, what's your issue?
@@naledimyabi2686 - l understood you completely. Don’t worry about it, people love being the spelling / grammar police.
Obviously law have changed since I became a citizen but if you are trying l wish you the best of luck!
Oh my apologies then. It was a misunderstanding.
Ayy I just became a citizen two days ago
The End Begins u don't know what hell is if u think the usa is hell
lmao
The End Begins Be greatful your in America millions of people wish they could come to America.
Sir Derp welcome congratulations on your citizenship
Sir Derp much love wherever you come from ❤️☺️
5:25 Trevor is me when I think the test was easy.......
But then I get my grade back.
SAY WHAT MW THIS FINNA BE A BREEZE
the best of jess on god definitely can relate 😂😂
me in first grade: 5:20
me now: 5:24
dumb doza lmao
dumb doza true
Facts
So true lmao
I hate how true this is lol
2:48 that's actually wrong, the only rights in the declaration of Independence are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, the ones he mentioned are in the Constitution
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, We fought for these ideals we shouldn't settle for less....
Those aren't the only rights in the Declaration of Independence but they are the most well known. I'd imagine the question was poorly worded and was actually referencing the rights in the US Constitution.
Kate Lattey *these are wise words man quote ‘em don’t act surprised you guys cus i wrote ‘em-*
Were The fuck is teddy
James Mcvay he's working with Issa on bsu.
James Mcvay on god
Where*
imvayy *EATIN LUNCHABLES*
imvayy right Hes the funniest
BOONK GANG IM OFF TO CANADA 🇨🇦
Trevor Wallace did you fail like that on purpose?
Where I live in Arkansas we are required to take a citizenship test and pass in order to graduate highschool (not the real one)
yes. he pretended to not know
Who said they'd take you?
Trevor Wallace enjoy 😂👏
The rights from the declaration of independence were life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness..
Claire B but they all owned slaves but we don’t talk about that
Sharim Tlpr not all of them, chill
I think they meant the rights in the constitution lol xD goddammit America
@@jonathan6730 So did black Americans at the time. Everybody did.
@@jonathan6730 that's why they changed it, actually. The original incarnation of the phrase is "life, liberty, and property" via John Locke and later found in the 5th amendment, but abolishionists didn't want it to be used to defend slavery (liberty only applying to some, apparently).
2:47 why does it say Declaration of Independence if it is obviously referring to the Constitution?
F-35 Fighter that’s what I’m saying also the black girl got it right , Declaration of Independence is pursuit of happiness a right to life and liberty
j Masonn “black girl”
"Easy...Because it the lucy number" 😂😂😂
Lasy Queen Lucky*
I was so baffled by that cause 13 is the unlucky number XD
The Emancipation Proclamation didn't free all of the slaves unfortunately.
Caleb Douglas Thank you.
Caleb Douglas amendment 13
But that was the point of it
It was made to free the slaves. But Lincoln realized it had no enforcement or true freeing. Thats why an amendmant had to be passed. But essentially, it did free le slaves.
Actually it did. "Legally". Anyone that held slaves were putting themselves in illegal action. That's the same thing as someone doing cocaine when it is illegal.
2:50
What are you talking about? That's the bill of rights not the declaration of independence!
We got some nerds in the comment section
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
@@ab.6573 I am a proud nerd😁🤓
@@danielled108 you must be really sad at life for saying that. Now I know why suicide is a thing
@@ab.6573 what do you mean 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Pursuit of happiness" is absolutely a right stated in the Declaration of Independence.
When you ain't American, but you score 7
*makes it rain* 🕺💃
TheTribalFreshie and when you are American but scored a 30......not me though, I’m just saying
* aren't- or are not
"Who's the only President that mattered"
"Obama"
Me:😂😂😂😂
Fucking OJ is Blacker than Barry......
Suraiya Osman he obviously never read a history book
so the guy who freed the slaves dos not count
Suraiya Osman if anything Obama was one of the worst. That guy was just racist.
@@jacksonmorgan7510 How? Do you not see who the current president is?
5:24 his face has me weak when he hears his score😂
"Name the only president that mattered"... doesn't say Abe Lincoln 🤣
5:25 WAS THE FUNNIEST MOMENT
This dude is really cool
This video is very funny, because of him
yall think that the white boy was serious? LMAO
I think he genuinely didn't know the answers so he joked about them to make it seem as if he knew and was just joking
AssBoyz Ent. I think parts of it he didn't know and some parts he did. I don't think he was trying to hide it, he was just trying to be funny.
he is a comedian after all
Curious, if the black guys scored it would this be a question?
He wasn't he was jokin about
5:30 i got take my ass to Canada... hang out with drake and become a “ting” 😂😂😂
“They got it a a good deal”
It was 15 million dollars in their money
it was a few cents an acre tho
Which was nuts because America was prepared to buy it for 30 million. The French said 15 and America swooped it up
Turtle_Lord97 that is a pretty good deal especially if you don’t adjust for inflation
MyNoseisDirty even if you do
For A LOT of land. Now, just a condo costs $500,000.
That boy said equality..... We still ain't got that.
Niomi m. Stay woke
Son Of Odin doesn't protect them from racism bud try again
Son Of Odin yet they still deal with racism. Lebron just got his house in LA tagged with the n word
middle name lashell you can't really stop racism,probably take centuries to wash it out,racist people will keep on passing it down to there childrens
Son Of Odin black people playing sports for America to watch doesn't mean systemic racism is over tf 😂. Worry about things that actually take and give power like the educational system and justice system
Rights are in the Constitution not the DOI
The pursuit of happiness is listed in the Declaration of Independence as a right. I don't get how that one was wrong.
DOI: "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."
Constitution: Bill of rights.
Technically I think the girl got them all right if that was the only one she missed
The constitution and the bill of rights are separate documents. The rights are in the bill.
"not gonna say it on camera"
I like this guy
LOL, the power to repo your car, that shit has me weak!
That lightskin guy looks like Stephen Curry when he looks down😂😂😂
“9/10 that means I didn’t get a 100 “ me too tho
You guys got Question 7 wrong. Look who can’t pass the test themselves haha
As a person with a Bach degree in Political science watching these guys confuse the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence hurt. That girl got her question right.
Her confidence on question 10 made her my wife, in my mind, in that one moment, lol. Gotta love smart confident women. All the hand claps to you ma'am....
Jodie Walton lol! Thanks!
She's mine!
Like 2 of their answers were wrong. The Declaration of independence states "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness". So she was right. Then you can file after April 15th. Ideally you should, and you pay a penalty if you owe and you don't.
derepa06 Right. ADD was wrong when they gave them the correct answer for the Declaration of independence. Freedom of speech and right to bear arms are amendments.
derepa06 thaaaaank you! LOL! That's what I was saying!
I sang this in my head! Anyone else?
MrBoomStick500to further add to your point, they are amendments to the Constitution... the bill of rights to be exact!
derepa06 i got half of the the questions right because of Hamilton,and the other half because of my brain😂
Why didn’t they say what the mandatory passing rate was to become a citizen?!?
It's 6/10
"everybody strapped especially Texas" 😂😂🙌
"Igotta move to canada...hang out with drake and become a ting" LMAO
Hang out with drake and become a ting😂😂😂😂
Big Peen Herbs is dat choo? 😂
Trevor kills me 💀💀💀💀
He really thinks he can pass the Canadian citizenship and he can’t even pass the American one😂
One power of the state
Trevor. Repo your Car 😂😂
3:20 "you see this is the type of shit that I'm like what is that have to do with me" hahahaha great fucking answer dude
That black girl too cute man, that smile would make my day, every day
I have to become a "Ting"😂😂😂😂
2:48 it says nothing in the declaration about the right to bear arms or the right to free speech. He was wrong but they marked him right. The next person said pursuit of happiness which is a right in the declaration, but they marked her wrong. Looks like the people who made this video couldn't pass the citizenship test either.
4:01 lol he was basically as far off from being right as possible 😂😂😂
3:12 The right to remain silence is a right, is the FITH Amendment
Sebastian Garcia that's the constitution you're referencing 🤦🏾♂️
Declaration has 3: life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness
Sebastian Garcia those are Miranda rights (I'm not sure if I spelled that correctly)
The Fifth Amendment says you have the right to not incriminate yourself. Basically, you dont have to self snitch. The right to remain silent is in the Miranda rights. Those were used to simplify the fifth amendment to people that don't know about it, and to clearly state it to people who might not know the language.
@ Richard M and reallybigpimpin666 Miranda Rights is just a phrase that refers to the supreme court case Miranda vs Arizona in which the opinion of the court stated that an officer must inform you of your 5th amendment right to avoid self-incrimination. The different wording does not change where the right derives from. The case was based on Miranda being forced to confess without knowing he didn't have to (I.e. his 5th amendment right to remain silent). *The Miranda case did not create any new rights* (the supreme court isn't even really supposed to be able to do that; they interpret the constitution, not amend it), it just set a standard that your 5th amendment rights must be explained to you before you are taken into custody. Miranda Rights are 5th amendment rights.
Yeah and the right to misspell FIFTH is the FIST Amendment
Trevor is every European watching this video😂
“This the type of shit that I’m like, what that gotta do with me?” 😂😂😂
5:21 literally me when I almost get everything right but hey just one wrong to ruin it all 😂
Jesus on the main line tell him what you need 📞🎼🎶🎵
sage Slim
Nothing I don’t trust a dead guy
"Who is the only president that mattered ?"😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite thing is that the check sound came after "and she's an idiot" @1:39 😂
Question 9: when is the last day to can send in Federal income tax forms
Me, an intellectual: **THURSDAY**
Q7: Really? But I was under the impression that "Freedom of Speech" and "Right to bear arms" were amendments, as in, they were not on the Declaration of Independence.
Lucas Liso yeah, whoever made it got them mixed up. The girl actually got a 100
The EP only freed slaves in the north. I know because it was a trick question on my history test in 6th grade lol . The cilvil war was fought to free the rest of them .
Nikiynova no it only freed slaves in the south. The civil war was mainly fought over states rights which slavery fell under but Lincoln didn't free shit because the south didn't even think it was part of the Union so they didn't follow Lincoln's bills or laws.
Nikiynova it didnt even free slaves in the north lol the border states still had slaves despite being in the union and the union had no control over the confederate states so they couldnt free any of them either.
Daily Fights plus Lincoln wasn't planning to free the slaves anyway it was all part of a deal. Lincoln was able to literally watch the fight like 200 yards away and him freeing the slaves with That deal is why Booth did what he did.
Nikiynova as they said it only freed slave in the confederate states the 13th amendment freed all slaves in america
Nikiynova technically it did free all in the north but it was aim to the south that would destroy their workforce and slaves would be over in the south I'm not a slave but in the north I'm free so I won't work for the south so yea your correct
Question 9: when is the last day to send your tax forms?
“I have no idea, imma guess Valentine’s Day”
*IRS happily waiting to take everything he owns*
I mean... if you submit your taxes by Valentine's day, the IRS wont complain
1:35 "Betsy DeVos, and she's an idiot" *correct sound plays*
And he took Ben Carson out of context.
3:27 Boi, you said America bought paris, the cap of france. you got me shooked.
“Name two rights in the Declaration of Independence”
“Uhhh, pursuit of happiness”
“X”
I’m sorry what, the 3 inalienable rights are “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”.
The rights they wanted were constitutional not DOI
4:26 had me dead,
Shit, repo your car lol
....Repo your car? 🤣😂🤣😂
I cant tell if the white guy was joking or just not smart
Caleb he’s a comedian
"This should be a black citizenship
Name 2 rappers from Compton"
I was laughing so loud
Nate was killing it🤣🤣🤣💯🙌🏾
3:37 the Louisiana territory 😂feels so good when you remember something from ap class and use it irl, and its was 50 mill, not 50 follar😂
The black girls at the end her face is cracking me up!!!
The Constitution contains the bill of rights (Right to bear arms, Freedom of speech, etc) The Declaration of Independence was the formal break from England - it didn't outline rights.
The white man with who said the thing about the long neck had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Repo your car 😂😂 like noooo
I would suggest making it mandatory for Politicians/Public Officials to have to take a version of the Citizenship test before being sworn into Office.
That might help us avoid some really bad Sheriffs, Public Prosecutors, Judges, Mayors, Governors, Representatives, Senators, Cabinet Members, Presidents...
2:54 I never thought about that, but he's got a point 💀
Meminist Asshole nahh they help each other because if your gonna say what ever you want you might want to have a gun with you 😭😭
Trevor's face was priceless af.
The white boy in the jean jacket had me cracking up the whole time with his answers. “The one that was for sale”
Man the black girl has a beautiful smile..... No flex keep her ADD shes wifey lol
Thank god I was born in America because I would have failed this test
SAMMMEEEE
@Pacho Pacho what country….?
@Pacho Pacho America is a county, inside of the continent North America.
Sosa,”did I even become a citizens?” Dead
Car repo XD I'm dead
i became a citizen yesterday!
She's so pretty
Pursuit of happiness lol
" I'd like to know how I did in comparison to the other test takers"
literally me after a test