Everything Wrong With The Shape of Water
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- Best Picture status has never stopped us from sinning a movie before, and it's not going to stop us now. Here are the sins of The Shape of Water.
Next week: hero sins and snowy sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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Sleeping with the fishes has a whole new meaning
Bruh chill 😂😂😂
😂😂
FUCK
PieAndCheese 101 (literally)
It also works on both levels with the ending!
Grinding Nemo
god, i think this only the 7000th time i've seen this joke, today, in this comment section, good job.
expressrobkill grinding nemo
Shark Gets Some Tail
Jason Basant it a clone army, thought you were killing children on Coruscant.
Grinding Nemo will always make me laugh don't stop. This movie is trash
No sin for how casually Octavia Spencer took the news of Eliza banging the Creature from the Black Lagoon?
I think that was the message- "Love is anything". That's beastiality.
You obviously hate fishsexuals. You should learn to hide it better or you'll get in a prison in a few years.
@@ImperativeGames funny because it is scarily true
William Fugere Please give me an example of someone going to jail for opposing homosexuality? Or a sign that society is headed that way.
I know. How bizarre was that? Imagine walking into your office and just casually mentioning to your coworker: "So yeah, I fucked a goat yesterday". And your coworker is like: "Oh yeah? How'd that go?" instead of: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!?"
When I went to the movie to see this, right before the sex scene, the man behind us yelled”NO”. Rip that man.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I would’ve been wheezing
Yeahhh I feel him.
That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while
I was that guy, but I was in my house with my boyfriend at the time, so it doesn't count! LOL I literally had no clue what the movie was about before we started watching it. We were flipping around, and my boyfriend was like, "Oh, I heard that movie got good reviews or something," so we hit play. Great movie.
@@Kattywagon29
Nahhhh, but sure, whatever your opinion is.
One part of Sally Hawkins' performance I absolutely loved is when Giles is walking away from her and she can't call after him due to her muteness, so she just angrily pounds her hand on the wall just so he'll look at her when she's signing. It's such an awesome use of that character trait to depict unbridled anger.
Robogabriel Its a bad movie.
Chris032c The performance they’re talking about is brilliant regardless of your opinion on the movie itself.
there was nothing to like about any of the characters - the fish costume was cool, i guess
Deaf people actually do that though. Either stomp loud so other deaf people can feel it or hear it, or bang loud for the same effect. Same thing for her muteness I assume.
I would imagine so.
Anyone think that this is a more mature version of the little mermaid. I mean, we've got a mute girl, a humanoid sea creature that falls in love with a human, and in the end she finally turns into the form of her lover so that they can spend the rest of their life together.
this is a millenial remake of Creature From the Black Lagoon. seriously. since its 2018 and not the 1950s we finally get an answer to the age old question " why did the Creature From the Black Lagoon keep trying to kidnap the girl and what was he going to do to her?" hence we got this "modern fairy tale" as best picture
the same people who made this film are trying to do a derivative of the original King Kong next but the sex scenes were too difficult to film artistically since they couldnt find an actress who could accomodate King Kongs seven foot johnson in a *believable* and oscar-worthy fashion. they are hoping for another best picture and will cast giant Harvey Weinstein as King Kong. the only actresses who could portray the sex scenes accurately were all the Kardashians and Miley Cyrus and we all know none of them have any acting chops or talent. they will instead use robotic Real Dolls for the sex scenes with King Kong and hope to be first to get a robot sex doll nominated for Best Actress
reverse little mermaid lol
Izzie Newton-Cross adult version of little mermaid? More like “A little Porn for Mermaids”
It’s an adult fairytale
Fxckyulilhoee lets be honest it’s low key porn
And that is how auqaman was born.
😂😂😂😂😂
Cursed comment
If a Fishman ate MY cat I would have given him back to the torture facility.
Edit: sorry I spelled torture wrong, I was half asleep when I made this comment and I didn’t notice. Sorry
torture*
I'd murder him on the spot
@@Sarah-lr6vp Then make fish soup!
Your spelling is torture
If he did that to me, the closest Sushi place would be getting a special, cheap shipment of "Special Fish."
No sin for a creature from the Amazon, a freshwater river system, needing salt water to survive?
Takamatsu kun yeah that’s what I was going to say!
Takamatsu kun actually I think the Amazon basin has brackish water (basically water with a little salt). Also I've had a few freshwater fish and many people add a little aquarium salt to the water to give the fish extra minerals for their health.
"Think about how quick one second is...now consider this....in one second the Amazon pours almost 60 million gallons, or 620,000 cubic yards of water, into the Atlantic Ocean. This massive influx of fresh water actually dilutes the ocean's salinity, or saltiness, for up to 100 miles offshore. The water flowing out of the Amazon creates a brackish water system of a combination of both fresh and salt water for literally hundreds of square miles! " -Amazon Facts So that would not be a correct sin to give since it is perfectly reasonable that the creature could require saltwater. It just would have needed to come from closer to the ocean than not.
From someone Who lived in the Amazon, there is Salt Walter too, close to the coast.
Ilse Munoz yes I thought that too! But in the book at actually describes where he was captured and it was deep in the jungle and nowhere near the ocean cx
Movie tries to make me believe the fish dude is good after he unnecessarily eats the cat’s HEAD.
Kobe’s Kreations i call it payback...or irony.
Kobe’s Kreations yeah wtf
Kobe’s Kreations yeah they had me until the cat head thing. Like i can forgive the woman for f*cking a fishman but f*cking a fish man cat eater crosses a line
Kobe’s Kreations right?!?
Kobe’s Kreations exactly my point. Fine, he is a wild animal, then leave him alone, don't go fucking him. Who is gonna guarantee that he won't kill you while fucking? Who's to guarantee that his fish-god semen won't kill you. This was a weird movie.
I think you should add 5 sins for the Russians who can’t correctly pronounce Russian words
I don't think that Americans care.
We should be thankful they weren't speaking just English with a Russian accent
@@mikhailryzhov9419 i don't think Americans have the ability to even know... that would require being multilingual ;)
Yes! That annoys me to no end. It's not like LA (Hollywood) and New York don't have large Russian populations. Surely the entertainment industry can get legit Russian actors, or at least language coaches.
"He killed Pandora!"
~5 minutes later~
"It's fine, I'm not mad about it."
SERIOUSLY WHAT
he ate a cat, I like cats , plus 150 sins
Alf like cats too, for dinner
@@TheLovelySheri wth
Yeah, that pretty much ruined the movie.
Fallout Doggos agreed
I think the point was that the amphibian man did the worst possible thing & Giles not only forgave him, but went on to state you can't be mad at him for being who he is. This is incredible because no one other than Elisa accepts Giles for who he is! It shows how compassionate Giles is but also how insanely clever that scene was.
I’m glad you removed a sin for her performance in that scene, as someone who speaks ASL and has a class with a deaf person. She NAILED IT you’d really think she was unable to speak if you didn’t know otherwise
Angelo James Mordini I take your point, and agree Sally is amazing, but the character she plays is not deaf..only mute.
Blaise O'Leary as someone who is deaf/hard of hearing I would encourage you not to use the word mute to describe deaf/hard of hearing people. For a long time it was used as a derogatory term, have a nice day😄
John Coleman She is mute... if she was deaf, she wouldn't be listening to her friend on the phone!
John Coleman umm mute means u cant talk....
John Coleman and mute is not that derogatory im sorry but damn dude im so sorry to say this but if ur deaf u should kinda know that no one used mute to describe one of your type of disability..
She was a fish thing too right?...she had gills at the end. That's why she couldnt talk?
That's what I was thinking. It was said in the beginning of the movie that she was found by the river as a baby with those scars. Perhaps she is part fish and that's why there's such an attraction.
Nope, the gills are fish man magic. The marks on her neck throughout the movie are scars from when she was mutilated as a child which causes her to be mute. At the end of the film the fish uses his powers to turn those scars into gills so they can live together under the sea.
@@Schelt nah she wanted fish pp real bad
@@Schelt True, but human skin is not meant for aquatic life. She would shrivel up then rot underwater unless fish man gives her scales and a slimy coating.
clatter411 Well not necessarily. Guillermo Del Toro often mix his fantasy with his reality. In more than the obvious ways in this movie. It makes perfect sense that she actually is a descendent of the fish God people. And that she was washed away and just lost her childhood. Maybe she didn’t know how to speak to humans and so she just couldn’t speak. There are a lot of reasons and all of them could be justified using evidence from the movie. But Del Toro often asks you to pick which ever reality for the movie you want just like he did with pans labyrinth
Why did the cat have to die especially like THAT
It's Guillermo del Toro movie. Remember how the Pale man eats the fairies in _The Pan's Labyrinth?_ It's not del Toro movie unless someone loses their head by chewing.
Because it’s a cat. No one likes cats
@@borris3768 Except people who own cats
Cats are stupid. So good riddance.
I mean at least it was a quick death
Got 99 sins and a fish aint one
Lebranon James IMO, this wins best comment on this thread 😂👏🎖
Lebranon James There, 99 likes
Bro fins would’ve been perfect there too
like what?
Ohhhh I've got one less, one less, problem without ya!
like whaaa
This movie was basically someone's fan fiction
All Oscar movies are someones Fanfiction, remember Moonlight?
Mew14 Really seems like a Hellboy prequel
Kenetic Kups If only Abe could bring people back from the dead
Guillermo Del Toro's fan fiction
You're not far off. When Guillermo Del Toro first saw "Creature from the Black Lagoon" he thought it was going to be a romance and was disappointed went it wasn't. This movie was meant to be an answer to that.
"Meanwhile speaking of free willy" …oh! Now I get it.
😂😂😂
This is the first movie where I really started thinking: What The Actual Fuck Hollywood?
Unnecessary. Cat. Death.
Couldn’t agree more
I *think* it was to be ironic. Cat eats fish, but this time, fish eats cat or something like that. But yeah, overall unnecessary.
Cats are evil and must die
I Think will would kinda need a few more
riparino in pepperonis
No sin for flooding the bathroom to the ceiling using only the tap water and the bathtub?
I liked the movie, but that scene made me laugh. For a lot of reasons.
I will speak from experience that it's possible. Gathered you'd need a mostly sealed room and the water pressure would need to be relatively high, still possible. Which is why I ended up grounded for three months when I was a kid... I swear the basement bathroom never smelled the same.
Yeah, the physics of that was ridiculous.
Piller - you never filled your bathroom with water as a kid, not even close. You'd need industrial strength sealing.
I remember watching this with family around. My grandpa comes in and says:
Did she just bang a fish? How?
LMAOO
XD omg
Lol that had to be an awkward conversation!
So I guess "there's plenty of fish in the sea" has an alternate meaning
You mean everything wrong with "Grinding Nemo"
No. Everything Wrong With "The Fish Banging Movie"
50 Shades Moist
OMF
Take my like, damn you.
TomTwo TAKE MINE, DAMMIT
Another thing I would say is sin worthy was the Russian spy (or whatever he was) saying with his dying breath “it was the people who clean” (paraphrasing, can’t remember exact line) like Strickland literally said to him “you’re gonna die anyway so if you wanna make it quick tell me” but why would he give him even this tiny bit of info? He seemed committed to helping the fishman escape and if he already knew he was going to die no matter what I don’t know why he would just give that information for nothing.
Thank you! It makes no sense, and totally goes against his character. Nothing more than a plot contrivance.
I think it was because Strickland was demanding to know who the "elite strike team" was and Dmitri wanted to deflate his ego by telling him that it took 2 cleaners to outsmart him, not a Soviet strike team. Also he wasn't thinking straight due to the blood loss. I mean, I never got shot, but when I donated blood the first time, the loss of a single pint was enough to make me giddy and drunk-feeling.
@@easternlights3155 yeah may be it was.
In the book it's more like Hoffsteller just accidentally let slip the clue. Strickland is demanding the names and ranks of the "strike team" that took the asset, and Hoffsteller starts hysterically laughing, dizzy from blood loss, at the idea that a secret agent spy team snuck in to do it. Strickland starts emptying his clips into Hoffsteller's stomach, demanding the names and ranks, and Hoffsteller laughs, "Ranks? Janitors." before thinking he probably shouldn't have said that. It was clearly an accident there, and the story still worked. I don't know why they wrote it this way in the movie.
One mop is a wet mop. The other mop is a dry mop. That's common practice.
As a russian the russian speaking in this movie really annoyed me, I mean how difficult can it be to actually cast russian speaking people?
Go away. You must love Putin. Everything Russian is bad now. ;)
Cameron Bottolfson ??? They were just saying that the Russian speaking was crap. Which it was. Couldn’t even understand what they were saying
Hollywood is notorious for this with all languages tbh Korean is always butchered in film and tv
Or train them to speak with a Russian coach. The part when "we don't need Americans to learn" I couldn't understand what he was saying without the translation lol.
I know right? that was a terrible accent. I didnt even get what they where talking about first :/
Sequel: The Volume of Gas
Gavin Pinto Prequel: The Fragility of Ice
Cody LaDuke Don't forget the Viscosity of Honey
The Density Of Air
The 5th movie in the series, The Circumference of Plasma.
Lakeside Fiddle then the prequel:
The Depth Of Concrete.
>originally from the amazon river
>needs saltwater
Dude! That “Free Willy” line you said when she describes how his fishdick comes out should deserve a sin off! That was priceless!
Lack of tartar sauce. They also forget to bread him first.
😂😂😂
Well, the fish-man did give that mute chick some fish sauce. Oscar material right there.
Fish porn gets an oscar... I sure do love the movie industry
Just remember, Harvey Weinstein was a big wig in the movie industry. People should bankrupt Hollywood.
For this movie to win, it was just a bunch of Harvey Weinsteins voting for this.
Not really. No films that actually deal with sex get Oscar consideration. Partly because the MPAA has such strict rules, which is why they never truly deal with sex in Oscar films (a film has to be released in theaters to get Oscar consideration, but if it get NC-17 few theaters would carry it, if any).
Paulafan5 Yet they let Hollywood get away with raping a lot of people
No, don’t you see? It’s....ART. It’s ARTSY fish porn!
Paulafan5 you’re delusional if you actually think that. “No films that actually deal with sex get Oscar consideration” this movie is entirely about a woman developing a romantic and conjugal relationship with a fish creature.
The year before this “Moonlight” stole best picture. Moonlight was about a kid realizing he’s gay. That’s it. That’s the whole movie. Also it had a scene where the kid gets a handjob from another dude. So shut the fuck up you idiot.
"Holy s*it, the pie guy went from adorable to heartless bigot in seconds flat!"
Casey Kirby so from adorable to super manly and sexy?
@@rosephjosenbaum7130 ?
He ate the cat?! I'm glad I didn't watch the full movie. I would have been so distressed.
that cat musted be really delicious!
Wtf. This movie is so bizarre. I thought someone was joking with me when they said best picture was about a fish man. And if that chicks 25 then consider me miles davis
Kim mie Yeah, I do not think that this movie should have won best picture. I don’t really know what to say about this movie but it should not have won best picture. Kinda like Moonlight too, I don’t think that should have won best picture also, Moonlight was good, I did like it but every1 I know either loves Moonlight or hates Moonlight.
She was 25 when they hired her. She'd be 35 in the movie since Zelda said they met each other for 10 years.
Kim mie still questioning that myself. Saw the film myself, didn't think it would be the one for Best Picture amongst all things.
Are you saying you're old as dirt?
I honestly had never heard of this movie until it won best picture. I didn’t know anyone who’d heard of it either.
Why do all the sexual movies get awards
Edit: I made this comment two years ago and people are still responding with reasons why and I have agreed with the majority
Becuz people crave sex seens and that's what makes it aaaaa flop.
"The Power of Boners"-Cineme Sins
I KNOW RIGHT?!
@rose rose As someone who's LGBT herself, I noticed that, too. It's really annoying because of how forced it is, and it ironically makes it really hard for an LGBT person to find something interesting to watch that understands us. It seems like for every Call Me By Your Name, there is some horrible, sappy, strangely politically left-wing movie that is more focused on some kind of systemic struggle than the actual experiences of an LGBT person.
Cuz it's legal porn
You really should have removed Sins for Doug Jones. This guy performed Water scenes, a full dance scene and everything else in a hot latex creature suit!! Doug is an amazing performer!!
Im just gonna say it
Ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand.
Waitaminute! Eliza's 25??? But Zelda told Strickland they had been working together for twelve years. So... they started working together when she was 13? That was a sin, my bros!
Joe Tairei most 37 year old looking 25 year old ever
BUT how could they think the '62 date was her birth date, knowing that the movie is set in the 60's? Has to be a date of issue of expiry on the card!
A SIN FOR THE SINNERS!
DING! ;)
Child labor was a thing back then
She's not 25 - her fake ID says she's 25.
He sinned the fact that she was trying to use an ID that says 25
I figured out the shape of water well before this movie existed. It's whatever container the water is in.
Shylok ahhaaaaaa
I loved that answer more than the actual movie lol
haha legend!
Become the water my friend - Bruce Lee
You forgot:
“Fishosexial”
*Ding*
Also, oh my god it’s Ocean Man.
Everyone in the comments complaining about the damn cat!
Guillermo del Toro: _"Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll!"_
This is the second-best movie where Sally Hawkins invites an anthropomorphic creature into her home who later floods her bathtub.
XD
+Benjamin Abramowitz
Yeah , Paddington ! !
I liked that movie , really .
An anthropomorphic creature from South America!
It's crazy that she can say that's happened twice.
Why did I think you meant Blue Jasmine?
Eat a cat again AND I MAKE YOU SUSHI *WATCH ME FISH MAN*
Agreed, Karma is a female dog if you know what I mean
You tell him! Lol. I don't care if he was some " god " no one eats anyone's cat!
@Lillian Powell I claim the machine gun first than you can claim the 🍣 sushi 🍣 knives
where's Hellboy when you need him?
Silly. How is a wild creature suppose to know that cats are our family and friend? It is a wild creature that is hungry for meat. He would obviously eat fish in the sea,from whence they took him. He does not understand human ways on land. The same as us humans do not understand other people's cultures.
Remember Nemo? That’s him now. Feel old yet?? 😂😂
Should've got sins off for the soundtrack it was amazing
@Arena Rat They do tho?
I disagree
So they put cameras on the laundry loading docks, but not inside the super top secret room?!
hawaiidispenser HAHA! That is a really, really great point. Good eye!
Legit establishment...
Exactly because of that reason
@@IamRahul919 literally 😂
Before even starting the video, I wanna take a moment to acknowledge the fact that this is basically a fanfic Guillermo del Toro made for _Creature from the Black Lagoon._
That's the great thing about del Toro, at lest he can admit all his influences, even the bizarre ones.
And I'm 100% okay with it. xDDDD
3:19 Lol, I don't know if it was intentional or not, but it's pretty ironic that Elisa is eating Corn Flakes, a cereal created to stop masturbation back in the late 1800s
Had to write a paper on this movie for college. My thesis was how the eggs represent fertility. 😂 Got an A
@Paul Kammies That would be plagarism. Which, by the way, is illegal.
@Paul Kammies If you need help you should speak with your professor. They are great for getting you the help you need. Secondly, if I was being hostile, I would have said screw you. But I'm not that kind of person. I took me a while to come up with the thesis I made for that paper. I am quite proud of it. So excuse me if I'm a little offended by someone wanting to use my hard work to write their paper.
@@abigailnorton6729 Geez relax he just wanted to read it you could have just said no..or even ignored him instead of being accusive
@@abigailnorton6729 Chill the fuck out. Paul wrote he was interested, not that he wanted to copy your work and submit it as his own. Also - "Eggs represent fertility"? Wow! How creative and original of you. Easter wants its idea back.
For all the people saying I need to "chill the fuck out" let me explain to you how copyright works. It is really quite simple. If you don't have a copyright on your work anyone can claim it as their own. A friend of mine had written a beautiful poem a couple years back. She had a friend of hers say that she was interested in poetry. That she like to read other people's poetry from time to time. My friend was immensely flattered and said yes. They had stopped being friends over something else A few weeks later. A few years later, she walked into a cafe and there was her poetry on the wall. With the so-called friend's name on it. When she tried to sue, the lawyer said she had no legal rights because she didn't have a copyright on it. She told me to never share my work before getting a copyright after that. Have a nice day everyone.
The biggest sin is that it wasn't called "Grinding Nemo".
Or maybe even "Pacific Rim". Either way, it's a missed opportunity
*s t o l e n j o k e*
Deus Vult These have been all around the internet so I'm pretty sure everyone knows it's not my own. I'm just saying, missed opportunity
Pacific Rim-job
Marine Biologist Strangelove, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Fuck a Fish
But what IS the shape of water?! A trapezoid? I have questions. Questions that need answers.
It depends on the container it's put in. Or, on the molecular level, a triangle.
Actually if you're referring to the molecular geometry the term is "bent" due to the two pairs of electrons on oxygen not adding to the molecular shape.
The bond angle is 104.5
Del Toro said that the title is referring to his opinion of Love. “Love is like the shape of water”. As in, it has no shape.
thank you science side of youtube
I first saw this movie on an airplane and a little notice screen had popped up saying how some of the content was cut for the in flight viewing. I figured probably some language maybe some sex stuff potentially but oh my word I had no idea....*awkward shudders* Pretty much everything regarding sex was edited put of the film, we did have the flooding the bathroom part but it was edited. So like....basically without any of the sex stuff it was really interesting, artistic and kinda fascinating as a whole but after seeing the movie as it's meant to be it was kinda ruined for me.
I don't get why people are so weirded out by it. They fell in love, and expressed their love in a way most who are in love do. It's not a kids film where kissing is the extent of showing your love.
@@Schelt We're weirded out because it's fucking beastiality
@Fred T I hope you're being sarcastic
@@starbittenpixieboy an immortal humanoid god who can love is an animal?
@@starbittenpixieboy its not tho cause neither of them are human
This feels like Guillermo Del Toro wrote a fanfic and accidentally submitted it instead of the script and just rolled with it
More like Grinding Nemo
TheHughgee the fish banging movie
Fifty Shades of Green
TheHughgee
IM SCREAMING
50 shades fished
Nooo:(
10:30 “Meanwhile speaking of Free Willy” LOL caught me off guard.
"And the best picture goes to, The Shape of Water" Me: Huh that's a weird way of saying Dunkirk.
This is an accurate description of me what went through my mind. Like how did fish pron win 😭
Dunkirk bore the shit out of me, great visuals but it dragged on so much I literally nearly fell asleep. Even my dad (now 66 years old) loves his war movies but he got just as bored as me watching Dunkirk. The shape of water was more entertaining and kept me thinking long after watching it. Just my opinion obviously.
Haven't seen either movie. But Dunkirk messed up by not being rated R. You can't sanitize WW2, that's just dumb. At least this movie had the balls to be rated R.
"Dunkirk" was worse than the fish-fuckery movie. Seriously. A spitfire with no fuel shoots down German fighters like it's drowning kittens - easy as fuck. The actual Dunkirk battle involved HUNDREDS of planes with numerous engagements, yet we are treated to 4 or 5 airplanes in the entire movie.
when the fishman jumped in the water i was disappointed that they didn’t play ocean man
Let's be honest. This is probably first bestialy soft porn, that ever won Best Picture.
Cynická svině "probably"
I wouldn't call it bestiality since the merman was sentient on par with humans. That's like saying a human fucking another human is bestiality becuase technically we are all animals, in which case the meaning and stigma are lost.
We can try and handwave if away on any logic, people still just gonna see creepy fish sex.
Since the merman is sentient I compare it to a furry romance, but without actual fur or a costume
uhhh, there's more?
"It took 78 long years, but we finally did it, goddammit!!" LOL
I've been looking for this
Wanted to put my two cents in about their weird work schedule. From my retail experience, every time I would be scheduled for opening the registers in the morning, the cleaning crew was just finishing up. I arrive around 7am to open at 9am (I have other duties to do like completing online orders along with opening the registers) and they are finishing up vacuuming on are out of the store by 7:30am. Out of curiosity I actually asked one of the ladies how long they had been there, and she said since 3am, which was mind-boggling to me cause I could barely pull up my ass out of bed at 6 in the morning, and then had to stay there for a full 8-hour shift.
So actually, the 12-4 shift, which is 12am-4am for a once a day clean up crew, is reasonable and I do not believe deserves a sin.
Ocean man, take me to the land, take me by the hand!
Do you understand?
*Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land, that you understand
Christian Frazier Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip....
When A fish man and a mute lady have better chemistry than the couple from Fifty Shades of Grey
50 shades of grey nurse
Better than Twilight too.
oh my God man, for some reason when he said “so I can start sinning the fish fucking“ I just fell the fuck out 🤣🤣🤣
Why was this story so familiar? I got this extreme sense of deja-vu the entire time, like I knew exactly what was going to happen.
CinemaSins: Soft-core Water Porn
masturbation with an egg timer. thank you cinemasins for sparing me from watching another horrible movie.
I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish.
Lmao ikr
I will NEVER understand why they say nothing about Shannon's rotting finger
If he wasn't killed by the fish, he would've died of sepsis. It was so disgusting!
Only one person mentions that it smells horrible and he should get it checked out, and that's astounding. The smell of rotting flesh would permeate every room it was in, and no one would be able to stomach getting close enough to him to share a car. I can believe his wife said nothing since he had her cowed, but for none of the doctors he works with to say boo seems odd.
@@candice_ecidnac You're 100% right. I have smelled gangrene. I had never smelled it before. When you smell it, you know, and then you announce to the bus, "Whoever is wounded, please get medical help. I can smell it and I can't see it, and that's not good."
It was like normal infected-cut smell but ... 100%, more metallic, sweeter, and just ... worse
@@FiddlebirdBlue Sweeter? Wow weird. Yes I almost puked the moment I saw the pus coming out as he pulled at his finger in the car. God.
@@mimah1015 the pus? What about when he literally ripped it off with no camera magic. Cold hard ripping of the limbs, especially with the flush of blood as the wound opened again... eugh cant get it out of my mind to this day
I'm just gonna say it, Deltorro is the stylish version of Shyamalan. Don't pretend this isn't Lady in the Water with green, 60s wrapping paper.
OMG I just love the funny cuts at the end of every video
7:02 Was it... Russian? This is a goddamn Oscar winner, couldn't they hire 2 normally Russian speaking people to voice those sort of Russian guys. Because I (Russian) didn't realise it was Russian from the 1st time!
I'm not russian (I speak spanish), but I thought so myself! That always happens in movies! How hard can it be to cast people who actually speak the language?? (honest question).
Эвелин Лавбридж Same! I don't speak Russian but half my family does so I'm able to distinguish and I was like "no...no...that's not russian...no...why does it sound like yiddish?...then I heard harasho and I was like oh it is russian.
When Hollywood films fish/human sex they get best film
When I do it I get 5 years
Okay, Troy McClure.
@@Nikolapoleon LOL! Nice "The Simpsons" reference.
OMG😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey, ain’t that the black lady from hidden figures?
...the subplot is also about the space race isn’t it?
Hyper_Titan42 Octavia Spencer is her name.
I love these videos. I don't have to waste time figuring out what to watch. Thanks
Surprised there was no sin for her plan to get the creature back to the water. She has to wait for it to rain and the dock to fill up so she can drop him off there, instead of just driving another 60 yards forward to the ocean and dropping him off there? Didn't make any sense at all.
Azorian36 this bugged me so FUCKING much, like just drive to the ocean...
Especially since back then gas ought to have been so fucking cheap. Back when it hadn't quite sunk into the collective consciousness yet that the oil won't last forever and should be phased out in favour of more sustainable materials.
I think that's because she loves him and she wants to keep hi as much as she can
Because its more difficult for them to fuck in the ocean. Also how the hell is that dock even gonna overflow, shit is barely even filled and tides are gonna get pretty low at sunrise tf
"The fish banging movie . "
Ashley David grinding Nemo
Love Abe's redesign
These videos have gotten better!
HE KILLED A CAT. BURN THE MOVIE
Edit: I’m uncomfortable
no issues so what if people die? It killed a cat!
If it was a dog everyone would be up in arms about it🙄
YASSSSSSS.
Darling, you yourself eat animals so...Don't be a hypocrite
@@luka9911 how do you know this person eats meat.
I don't understand why this movie was an actual thing.
Same… honestly I don't think anyone does
me too but when u get an overly too creative and imaginative director that loves fantasy whatchu think
I guess we've learned what Hollywood's fetish is
It's Guillermo del Toro, I'm not sure why you expected anything else after Pan's Labyrinth.
I don't know why you're so incredibly dumb.
The Monty Python thing at the end was a lovely touch!
We're practically beaten over the head with the fact that she's a sea creature, from the beginning. The setup was there, and lay the foundation for the payoff at the end, when her atrophied gills are healed.
She has an affinity for water
Is in the bath daily
Dreams of being underwater
Seems to be able to control raindrops/water
Mysterious origins, found by a river as an infant, with the marks on her neck.
Cannot speak, just like the fishman
Isn't afraid of him, and they communicate and understand each other very quickly
The fishman had two breathing apparatus, which means she does too. She uses one, growing up on land, he uses one growing up in the water.
She's exactly like him, a sort of hybrid of his pure kind/ and a human. When he was out of water, he began to lose his scales. That might have happened to her, and explains her more human appearance. The fish creatures have the capacity to live as both. They're mute though, in either environment, and have their own mode of communication.
Amazing and beautiful film about fate, love, destiny, and reality being bigger than we are. She found her tribe.
Nah I think the movie sucked
I think they prefer the term "Inter-Species Erotica"
*A coincidence sandwich with extra luck sauce, and a side of fluke fries*
Audrey Liang What a damn line!!! 😎
Audrey Liang gold
I scrolled to this comment right as it was said and read it in time with it being said...
All the likes
I spent much of the film admiring the beautiful cinematography, but also really not buying that a human would be sexually attracted to the fishman. I could see them becoming friends, but not lovers. Furthermore, the fishman seems to have largely identical expressions of love and affection to western traditions. I remember reading an interview with James Cameron somewhere about Neytiri in Avatar, where he said, 'she's got to have tits' in order to make it believable that Jake would fall in love with her, and I think it worked there. I dunno... The Shape of Water was a weird film. Still, it's not going to give me nightmares like Splice did, the only other film featuring interspecies sex I've seen...damn that was messed up.
I know this is super late, but a lot of people have come to the realisation that Eliza wasn't human. A couple of things point to this - such as her obsession with water, and the perfectly symmetrical on her neck. The hair healing thing and the fishman getting shot and healing show that he has regenerative abilities, meaning that those weren't actually scars, but gills. She's either the result of a fishperson-human relationship herself, or a mermaid, and was born with gills that sealed up or were forcefully sown up by human doctors after she was found by the river. In which case, I don't think it's odd since if she is partially amphibious, it'd make sense why she would have fallen for him and not a human sometime prior.
Splice was awful
I am gonna say this, and don't think I am a weirdo...but Abe from hellboy is attractive as hell. It is personality to me, I could totally fall madly in love with a merman if they had an amazing personality. Just saying.
I am gonna say this, and don't think I am a weirdo...but Abe from hellboy is attractive as hell. It is personality to me, I could totally fall madly in love with a merman if they had an amazing personality. Just saying.
@@JustKelso1993 nah that’s definitely weird and just a couple steps up from bestiality
The Shape of Water aka that movie with borderline beastiality.
Guess what, so is Beauty and the Beast, Princess & the Frog and Little Mermaid
@@timothyday5187 I don't think you can consider Princess and the frog as bestiality since *_both_* of them had been turned to frog, and they both know that they are actually humans trapped in a frog's body.
@@timothyday5187Those couples didn't screw until one or both of them turn (back) into humans at the end of the movies. No one "did it" while still in their animal/beast forms.
OHHHHHH so that's what it means whens theres plenty of fish in the sea
Wait wait wait.....SHE ACTUALLY FUCKS THAT THING!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT THAT AS A JOKE!!!!!
Banging Nemo
Let the magic of fish-fucking into your heart
Kanye West warned us about fish dicks. We didn't listen!
grinding nemo
Deepthroat Blue Sea
Awesome review!
Also the fact that Eliza was already at the docks when evil man arrived at her house, trashed the place, found the cslendar note and drove to the dock while being drugged af and he still manages to get there in the exact minute fish boy wants to jump into the water...is just really sus
This is the movie that made you want to ask Del Toro very politely to....
MAKE THAT BIOSHOCK MOVIE ALREADY!!!!! :P
carrastealth just shut up and take money.
No seriously i would pay good money for a Bioshock MOVIE
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! YESSSSS!!!
Yeah, just imagine the impact of the twist as the audience realizes they don't have any agency in the interactive genre of Cinema.
carrastealth The Creature from The Black Lagoon
I find it hilarious that the comments are ripping into this movie for the fish sex conveniently forgetting about how absolutely everyone loved Beauty and the Beast.
TheIntimateAvenger Because Beauty didn't go for Beast's sweet booty until after he was human.
IKR?
Valkyrie Bates you really sure 'bout that? Just because they didn't show it doesn't mean it didn't happen
Like how you're conveniently forgetting that
1.Beast and bell didn't fuck until Beast had his human form again.
2.Beast was always human
3.Beast didn't bite the head off of a cat and eat it.
he wasn't an animal
If we have "shape of water" where's shape of air, earth and fire?
The fire nation attacked
@@cajunseasoning1846 And ran away with tails between their legs because they acted more like schoolyard bullies then an actual threat. Fucking phony anime. Completly deserved to get shat on for shitting on the Hero's Journey, and stealing money from Japan.
“Betsy Devos” I am LAUGHING
You should do a collaboration with Cinemawins where you do a "Everything wrong with Cinemawins", and they do a "Everything great about cinemasins".
I think that is very interesting and I would love that.
Draggon Reaper Please no. I prefer the channels just don’t acknowledge each other
one that clearly ripped the other off... yeah, let's collab
Yea, it's clearly a ripoff that's trying to suck the dick of every movie it does. I really just want to see a cinemasins on it.
lol as long as you know what you're asking
You should slaughter the quiet place, because they filmed it near my house, and they set off fireworks at 4:30AM on a weekday
JJ Kern quiet place fucken sucked. Most overrated movie in the past 5 years
JJ Kern Quiet Place was a shit movie anyway. It was also full of plot holes.
JJ Kern automatic 2000 sins, also the location was fucking beautiful where are you
Oh no, a publicly declared movie set set off fireworks early in the morning. Try living in the middle of a poor-ass city during the week of July 4th.
That's not right. I'm sorry that happened to you.
This is actually the first one of these that actually made me watch the movie haha
I watched this movie for the first time yesterday and I just knew you were going to point out the reference to "The Help." Lol!
But the cat! He killed the cat, 'f that fish guy for killing the cat, I hope he swallows plastic
I'd throw a plastic bottle in the water and hope he chokes on that too. Fuck him :(
I don't eat meat and I was being jocular x
Catherine Morrison get a dog. Cats are evil
i hate GODDAM TITLES
Cats even hate other cats. Don’t blame me for you picking the lamest animal to like
i hate GODDAM TITLES
Are you an actual cat that learned how to comment on CZcams because you’re acting as hostile as one