Xehanort's Various Blades

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[@RegularPat]

oh, free blade! don't mind if I do

[@trentonfontes8637]

Yeah cool

[@susiestarwars9584]

My ghost: HEY! you took my keyblade, I will be sueing

[@trentonfontes8637]

@@susiestarwars9584 just responding to video

[@thenagito]

@@trentonfontes8637 they... were not responding to you, just the comment

[@susiestarwars9584]

@@trentonfontes8637 it was a joke

[@fissilewhistle]

“Ze Blade” was way funnier to me than it should have been.

[@opheliastanghelleeriksen8053]

O lala! Ze Blade , she has zhozen you. Sacrebleu!

[@TJF588]

"But I am le tired."

[@Redxan600]

That chuckle at Knee-blade.

[@dragonlord_4042]

Maybe the real blade was the friends we made along the way

[@swapertxking]

no thats silly, it was the X-Blade all along.

[@star_duck]

Irônic since everyone in the group is either Lost, sleeping or in DARKNESS

[@traciecook6193]

I loved hearing Pat laugh as he was going through the list.

[@NexebNoXV]

"Kingdom Hearts re:Blade" got me good, lmao

[@Comicbrooke]

While you were saving the worlds, he was studying the blade 😤

[@novemberbravo6194]

Blades*

[@cn8229]

which blade?

[@komaytoprime]

Thee* blade

[@BarrenAcc]

Pat drops a fucking behemoth of a video and then 7 days later goes back to this shit
I love this man

[@BarrenAcc]

Also you forgot the tree-blade

[@Rouseiryuu]

I thought it was gonna be an actual account of the different keyblades he's had since youth.

[@superpippo93x]

Why, don't you remember that iconic time from Dark Road when he forgot his keyblade home and ended up pummeling Cerberus down dual wielding a T-posing Eraqus and the dismemebered knee cap of a skeleton that was just laying in the corner?
Top 10 Kingdom hearts moments material right there. The strong bond of friendship of those three is iconic, I tell you.

[@billystokes3917]

@@superpippo93x Gotta be in the top 3 for me. There are no other options.

[@aidanhammans9337]

Me too…

[@OCDsaster]

The juxtaposition of a deep KH analysis and then a KH meme video will always impress me

[@etherealbladerx8153]

It honestly disturbs me 🫤 I mean I get it’s a joke 😂😊 but c’mon I’m glad this stuff is going over peoples heads

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

Mans really needed that new vessel quick, his mind is already deteriorating

[@mudkipconoissuer6201]

This is clearly Xehanort using his senile old man abilities to get Terra to turn to darkness, what a truly manipulative villain

[@ninjahearts4003]

I love that part when he says "ITS NORTING TIME"

[@novemberbravo6194]

I dunno about everyone else, but I lost it at “Me Blade!”
You should do more skits like this. This was fucking hilarious.
Edit: Upon rewatching this to show it to my wife, who’s also a massive KH fan, this time it was “Ze blade!” that got me.

[@opheliastanghelleeriksen8053]

Loved that one. ^_^ Wonder if the Blade-xehanorth also has a blade...

[@novemberbravo6194]

@@opheliastanghelleeriksen8053 What, like Discworld? “Turtles all the way down”?

[@WilliamAbelXIII]

KFC Blade!

[@opheliastanghelleeriksen8053]

The Referreeblades "Time Out!"-ability makes Stop-magic stronger

[@divaalfirman3295]

You forgot Michael Jackson and the almighty *HEE-HEE* blade

[@ruthiehenshallfan99]

Terra has had ENOUGH!

[@BatBunny27]

Pat just sitting on the unspoken brilliance that is Kingdom Hearts: re:blade

[@henryaggerate9669]

There’s always something so funny about Xehanort pointing at Ventud and calling him X-blade. It’s so goofy, classic KH kitsch/charm

[@Millanno37]

The usual high quality content we've come to expect. Love it!

[@caleb.927]

I would kill for a Shiki Blade

[@Vidiocity92]

So weird how those clouds in the background just keep going back and forth. The Keyblad Graveyard ecosystem was really messed up in the war.

[@tarastargaze3833]

What happened to Smeeblade? Fleablade? Skiblade? Don't tell me Xehanort forgot about the legendary Z Blade!

[@pieterflieter]

"Kingdom hearts RE:blade" got me

[@The_OPN]

This is definitely a video that exists, and it made me feel an emotion, I can confirm

[@ribbonfly]

I like the giggle.
Grandpa needs his nap.

[@fruitlion8]

"Me Blade"
You Jane?

[@Crafty_boy70]

D-Blade got me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AtomicF0x]

It would be cool if you did a video on all of Xehanort's real weapons too. The X Blade, No-Name keyblade, Interdiction and the Armored Sword (if we count Xemnas), Young Xehanort's Ethereal Blades and keyblade, and maybe even Anti Black Coat's nightmare blades too since it was based on young Xehanort's build and fighting style.

[@mattcamp480]

Knee blade

[@AtomicF0x]

@@mattcamp480 Can't forget the *_Knee Blade_*

[@destinyweb1311]

it's the quick "he blade, she blade" and "me blade" for me

[@TimberCreates]

I think the laugh while reading off the list makes the whole video 😂😂

[@grantgarbour]

That ending 😂

[@allygator7080]

Pat wtf 😂😂😂

[@liamurness302]

"KEYBLADE"

[@TheShinyFeraligatr]

"DARKNESS"

[@InfiniteLilith]

Thank you so much for making this video

[@persomiissleepy]

If Xehanort was a pirate and found his sword: "Me'blade!"

[@longbobslobknob337]

This was hilarious! I love your low effort content, they always make my day better

[@mustachemiss1983]

I loved the ending!

[@temp_unknown]

not the D-blade👀

[@QueenMonoChrome]

Good end, Master Xehanort succumbed to dementia before anything bad happened

[@moonknightproductions]

I’m literally choking and crying over how funny this is you’ve earned a sub for it

[@Sonnance]

“Me blade!
…Or some say ‘My.’”

[@KinodeVGM]

Finally some good content

[@redt4587]

I feel like a good joke would have been "a blade" and it's just the dream sword

[@SwerveStarEx]

Up in KH heaven...
Eraqus: To celebrate you making it up here, I had a gift custom made for you.
Xehanort: Hmm? What is it? =w=? *unwraps a box, opens it to show a new weapon* ...Hahahahaaa, you sly fooooox. >w< *holds up a Keyblade that's monogrammed with his own face* Me-blade!
Eraqus: Hahahahaha! =w=

[@argent790]

Ah, the content I am here for

[@Avalinara]

This was somehow not what I was expecting at all and exactly what I expected this to be

[@Dreigonix]

THE CORPSING I CAN’T

[@Grexan]

Idea:rank all of the kingdom hearts music from worst to best

[@GalakStari]

Back in high school, I’d listen to music on my Mp3blade.

[@DandDgamer]

Terra's reaction killed me XD

[@cn8229]

Some say "kye," but the meaning is the same.

[@Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan]

0:36 Wii Blade, Wii played, and more Wii meme blades are Wii possible

[@JigglesMcRibs]

This is stupid. I love it thanks for posting

[@KillerDitto77]

Beyblade
*spins real fast*

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

Terra's had enough. 😂

[@saifuusuri]

*points at toilet*
"Pee Blade!"

[@DragonMasterZFighter]

Missed opportunity for a Switch-blade joke. Still enjoyed the video.

[@TheGamergirl64]

This has slightly similar energy to muffins

[@EdgardoJCruz-dk5kv]

What, no Xeno - Blade?

[@Fenyx_Birb]

TNTblade sounds like a minecraft mod

[@dovah2162]

*HE SAID IT*
*HE SAID THE THING*

[@keylimeviking]

Tennesseeblade killed me! Loved this!

[@iansynge7656]

Ok, 'ze-blade' got me XD

[@yodizzle]

Thank you. That is all

[@robertmorgan5979]

“XehaNOOOOOOORT”

[@lightyearpig12]

WRRRRYYYYY-Blade.
Kiwi-Blade.
Gi-Blade.
See-Blade.
Dedede-Blade.
Fee-Blade.
Pee-Blade.

[@johanseth3277]

My humor is broken
Laughed for 5 minutes about Kingdom Hearts Re-blade

[@jstar3382]

The ending is so good

[@fat_hercules]

This has no right being this funny.

[@TheLazySage7]

This is why im really here. For the Trash.

[@Loopyboy447]

Not the Re:Blade

[@TransDrummer1312]

they blade they blade let it rip (blade)

[@Inferno144]

Behold, my collection of priceless worn Keyblades. (Do not steal)

[@Excusib7209-ty3mz]

TENNESSEE BLADE!

[@gaminggranny1541]

Very in-character for what is basically me as a grandpa

[@connorlego5229]

Aw did I miss this when it first came out?
10/10

[@paulmiller1049]

I lost it at Shiki blades.

[@Francodoublage]

Missed opportunity to do a Beyblade joke.

[@sirwolfy9372]

T-blade being Roxas cracked me up!
SO fucking wrong to be Ventu loooool

[@donutdan2079]

I hate how funny I found this 😂😂😂

[@jembozaba4864]

Video idea: Giving all of Sora’s Keyblades formchanges

[@BrennySpain]

It’s obviously he’s not taking this seriously which is a really good thing lol

[@masterseal0418]

Xehanort succeeds in English class:

[@AthenaOnEarthMC]

he got me with "le blade"

[@paintsniffer401]

I'm packing a blade larger than xehanort's

[@ForestskiesOfficial]

Kingdom Hearts: Re:Blade is the one that actually made me laugh.

[@encyclopediaespx1128]

Missed opportunity for Beyblade, but still good. 😂

[@zerolightonyxsun8115]

T-blade put me in the Continue? screen lmao

[@jjstarA113]

Glee is now canon after Disney bought 20th Television

[@ReynLynxPSI]

Forgot the Xenoblade

[@shadowfreak1101]

Salaryblade!
Chimpanzeeblade!
Chiliblade!
Martiniblade!
Cookieblade!
Daiquiriblade!
(Upgrade) Arrowtothekneeblade!

[@zeldasuss6322]

TRUE IT IS A BLADE

[@Steely14900]

somehow it took two watches to release the Master Defender’s edge looks like an E

[@FormalGibble]

Captain hooks favorite blade is Mr. Smeeblade.

[@Pixelsam7]

Man, this graveyard is kinda gloomy. I hope someone brings the Cheerblade

[@Sanjixoxo]

MORE YOU SAY?!

[@VermilionRen]

Beyblade, let it rip!!

[@sato-lr2ln]

Just a Pancake has ruined the original X-BLADE! line for me