How To Make Coffee

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Komentáře • 64

  • @calicocritterscrafts886
    @calicocritterscrafts886 Před 2 lety +100

    “I like to be so caffeinated I can smell colors…” y’all are my people 🤣🤣🤣🤣 except I’m in nursing school

  • @jb6712
    @jb6712 Před 2 lety +76

    My Dad used to make his coffee SO STRONG, spoons put into the cups would jump out and run away, squealing "Yipe, yipe, yipe" as they ran!

  • @inthejcurve7968
    @inthejcurve7968 Před 3 lety +86

    “How strong do you like your coffee?”
    -“Strong enough that I don’t stir it with a spoon, but cut it with a knife.”

    • @randomone8811
      @randomone8811 Před rokem +6

      My dad's joke is: "If the spoon doesn't stand up you didn't make it right"

    • @ProbablyBacon
      @ProbablyBacon Před 13 hodinami +1

      Strong enough that I gotta wrestle it into the cup

  • @tammyt3434
    @tammyt3434 Před 2 lety +66

    "If you can see through it, that's called 'tea'."
    Looks at my tea. "Not a guarantead method of identification."

    • @mattor300
      @mattor300 Před rokem

      Same xd

    • @TheVipir
      @TheVipir Před rokem +9

      I like my tea so dark and strong you can stand a spoon in it and watch as it slowly dissolves.

    • @613aristocrat
      @613aristocrat Před rokem +4

      I make tea in my coffee maker. Soo dark and yummy.

    • @Kartaal
      @Kartaal Před 11 měsíci +3

      I mean, he didn't say all teas are transparent. His logic works fine still, heh.

  • @kirmityou
    @kirmityou Před 3 lety +54

    Take half a pound of coffee, damp it with some water, let it simmer for about half an hour and then do the horseshoe-test.
    If it sinks, there was not enough coffee.

  • @katyb2068
    @katyb2068 Před 2 lety +17

    I’m dying “I can smell colors”

  • @CritterLizard
    @CritterLizard Před 2 lety +14

    "As strong and dark as our sense of humor." :D

  • @timgetty955
    @timgetty955 Před 4 lety +46

    if you can see through it it is tea....hahaha

    • @dfw6558
      @dfw6558 Před 2 lety

      I love your short videos, they make me happy, I need that
      😊🇨🇦

    • @samuelmellars7855
      @samuelmellars7855 Před 2 lety +4

      If you can see through the tea, it wasn't made for me.

    • @MoonwolfeConsulting
      @MoonwolfeConsulting Před měsícem

      Sad, but totally TRUE!

  • @10GaugeManiac
    @10GaugeManiac Před 3 lety +34

    "Anti - Murder button" Yep that's about right.

  • @dislexicdadscooking
    @dislexicdadscooking Před rokem +5

    Lol I worknight shift...I get home make a you tube cooking clip then wake up the kids.. a big old cup of black coffee no sugar just hits right..😂😂😂 love the content keep up the good work

  • @Osama_Abbas
    @Osama_Abbas Před 3 lety +8

    This channel is underrated.

  • @saltymedic3713
    @saltymedic3713 Před 2 lety +25

    My coffee is so strong it pours itself. So strong I've had other medics cut it with hot tap water. One of those is an exaggeration. The other is true.

    • @jb6712
      @jb6712 Před 2 lety

      😂

    • @tammyt3434
      @tammyt3434 Před 2 lety

      Lol, medics cutting their coffee. Who would believe it?

  • @zombierobot5747
    @zombierobot5747 Před rokem +4

    As a teen I was asked to make a strong cup of coffee for a firefighter I just Made my normal he only needed that one cup for the day 😂😂

  • @IdratherbeinHobbiton
    @IdratherbeinHobbiton Před rokem +4

    "It also helps you poop"
    🤣

  • @AgiHammerthief
    @AgiHammerthief Před 2 lety +9

    this is the „how to self caffeinate“ for beginners. Advanced is chocolate coated coffee beans.

    • @kynn23
      @kynn23 Před 2 lety +1

      I lived off those for a while in college.

  • @andrejka_talking_out_loud

    More cooking videos! First responder breakfast, lunch and dinner...

  • @Keith_KC8TCQ
    @Keith_KC8TCQ Před 10 měsíci +4

    I like my coffee like my death stars, dark, and strong enough to level planets

  • @kashikkg9
    @kashikkg9 Před rokem +3

    This should be a superbowl commercial 😂

  • @allencameron6151
    @allencameron6151 Před 4 lety +7

    Stipe is DA MAN!!!

  • @goofypenguin1159
    @goofypenguin1159 Před 4 lety +8

    Lol. Omg I totally do that with my coffee scoops. I don't even use a spoon anymore

  • @Mr_G114
    @Mr_G114 Před rokem +10

    I was expecting 102 seconds of him attempting to make coffee with constant interruptions, a lot of anger and bleeped swearing.

  • @joeschmoe5009
    @joeschmoe5009 Před 4 lety +4

    Dark sense of humor part, was he watching 2 girls 1 cup?!

  • @r.c.4016
    @r.c.4016 Před 2 měsíci

    I don’t drink coffee but this is hilarious. 😂

  • @TheSilveredSpirit
    @TheSilveredSpirit Před rokem +2

    Instructions unclear, had to call 911 to get them to show me how

  • @pcb922
    @pcb922 Před 4 lety +16

    Who gave the thumb down, a cop?

  • @davecarl7142
    @davecarl7142 Před měsícem

    Great, even fire Joe have coffee, being in corrections we should make our own brand....

  • @tetelalabender5941
    @tetelalabender5941 Před 2 lety +5

    The anti murder button. That should be everywhere

  • @newdonktimes2034
    @newdonktimes2034 Před rokem +2

    Did they just sponsor themselves?

  • @ThatDarlaGirl
    @ThatDarlaGirl Před 3 lety +5

    Hilarious!

  • @jeandaliajr
    @jeandaliajr Před 7 měsíci +2

    Shout out to Jason, like to see you over at Cowboy Kent Rollins showing your coffee & working with his fire pit.
    How to season your coffee pot by Cowboy Kent Rollins czcams.com/video/hmjLgic62s4/video.htmlsi=x3LmbRqCLM0fw2j3
    How to make Cowboy Coffee
    czcams.com/video/7UAoT21eqXI/video.htmlsi=TrJ4KpiWeUAEkbaV

  • @Thunderbird-cs2cz
    @Thunderbird-cs2cz Před 4 lety +6

    Anti murder button? Where can I get one of them for my cat?

    • @RICDirector
      @RICDirector Před 2 lety

      Easy. Just compress highest-quality catnip into the proper shape and glue to the wall. ;)

  • @nathansheldahl
    @nathansheldahl Před 11 měsíci +2

    Have to ask, who has stronger coffee first responders or the military?

  • @isaacschmitt4803
    @isaacschmitt4803 Před rokem +2

    C'mon Jason, to smell colors you need to replace the water with RedBull. To hear colors, replace it with Five Hour Energy.

  • @janiskotomins6756
    @janiskotomins6756 Před rokem +2

    👍⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐😊🍀

  • @Actograv
    @Actograv Před 3 lety +5

    how to make coffee? fill the cup with grounded beans... and you are done

    • @jb6712
      @jb6712 Před 2 lety +3

      Ground beans, not grounded. It isn't a plane that has to stay on the tarmac because of bad weather, or a kid who misbehaved and has to stay home for a week.

  • @TheKunkle
    @TheKunkle Před rokem +1

    Yo

  • @susansusan6612
    @susansusan6612 Před 10 měsíci +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️

  • @FerretKibble
    @FerretKibble Před rokem +2

    "If you can see through it"... wait what?
    Who? Who is doing that to coffee?!

  • @feynthefallen
    @feynthefallen Před 2 lety +5

    You clearly haven't seen real tea yet. If you can see the bottom of the cup before you drink it dry, it's NOT tea. It's what tea turns into after you drink it. Wanna know how I decide if a cup of tea is strong enough? If you stick your spoon upright into the middle of the cup, then turn the cup upside down, it shouldn't take more than ten seconds for the spoon handle to fall off.

    • @jamjardj1974
      @jamjardj1974 Před 2 lety

      Thats likley Hydrochloric acid, not tea.

    • @feynthefallen
      @feynthefallen Před 2 lety

      @@jamjardj1974 Bah. Hydrochloric acid is for _babies_ !!!

  • @lilfizzypoplollipopzvonecek14

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Marlock2199
    @Marlock2199 Před 2 lety +1

    I feel like he should have done a Jacksfilms but instead of Protien its coffee grounds and instead of the banana it would be sugar and cream.
    if you dont know whnat im talking abosut here, its funny: czcams.com/video/Gh9Dv5D5aCM/video.html

  • @Justadonkey
    @Justadonkey Před 7 měsíci

    The only color I can smell is white, it makes my teeth numb

  • @jamjardj1974
    @jamjardj1974 Před 2 lety +1

    Creepier than Joe Biden when he whispers, and thats saying something!🤣🤣