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Look, strictly regimented okay, ??:?? Wake up ??:??-??:?? Drink and smoke ??:?? Sleep (alternatively, drink and smoke)

What are the chances that the next election is kennedy

Bros his own spotter

She is a beautiful and likeable monster

Sexy soap music got me😂😂😂

This is pure evidence that women or crazy every man for them selves

I always go on vacation by myself and have both types of itineraries. One day is the sightseeing-museum day, the other is relaxation day, etc.

Hilarious. T-shirt cannon doubles as sandwich cannon. 😂🥪😂

U had me for a minute there. Also THE FACES!! HAHA

I submitted my volunteer application for fire fighting. My question is. How do I go about asking (respectfully) if I can provide my own mask (I’ll donate it to the squad when I leave too) so I don’t have to shave my beard. It’s a tight beard, number 3 when I go to the barber every 3rd week. Super clean and never unruly but I imagine I’ll need a hood to get a proper seal. Thanks

One hot spot found

So, she answers the phones?

Call back to a memorable performance of song and dance by the legend Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.... truly showing my age and I love it.

The bike stops working, the wheel is dropped and the gear is clog. It was a chain reaction

it’s the smushed donut for me 💀

The way they looked at each other after Jason's statement had me dead

Somebody that's into firefighting actually passes the bar exam😂 hang on my dog just stuck his paw in my butt😢

I saw a single one in Colorado I go to that Walmart I have a supply of your coffee now

Ohhh my goodness yes queen…. Women can be quirky in the fire service and it’s funny. they can just do whatever and throw fits to their co-workers and officers until they get their coffee…. It’s just like your girlfriend……… ohh yeah, except it’s not. It’s the chick no one’s wife likes you working with 🙄 sad this is what we’re doing in the fire service.

He kind of looks like Tom Brady

50 bucks is 50 bucks

I am Josh, and I confirm that we are all in for some incredible stupidity.

The only majestic thing around here is that MOUSTACHE

Now that’s a face you can bust on

No wonder guys dt want women in their field.

Was Fenton wearing heels? Also Fenton being his name during this 'drog' crisis is kinda humerus

And don't cut out the 3... 2...1... Go? 😂 Nevermind it's Atleast the 2nd take.

That DO NOT STACK on the mouth is something else

We all know that csm.

Obviously prior military.

Eddie penisi

Yea a group of pricks! Go lanceville!!!!

My cheeks hurt watching that

Welcome to JACKASS!

he got violated 😟

karmic retribution at its frothiest

Nailed it perfectly 💯😄

Do you was a Drill Sergeant on previous job?

Compromise: drink and sleep while boating.

Originally, I thought he’s shitting all over the floor

Now show us on this doll exactly where the firefighter touched you 😂😂😂

I need a friend like this.

I saw you in a fire department advertisement

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There's actually a cake recipe I have that uses instant coffee, milk, and mayo(though I use Greek yogurt now). It smells delightful when it's cooking.

Celsius?

I didn't do it

Roasted by punchline. 😂

😂😂😂😂

Why do you need Surface-to-Air Missile System in a firetruck?