Top 7 jokes Colin Jost made about Trump at White House Correspondents’ Dinner

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  • @youlandaJF1145
    @youlandaJF1145 Před měsícem +103

    Fox saying Trump sleeping in court is because he’s anti-woke was hilarious! 😂

    • @ftswarbill
      @ftswarbill Před měsícem

      *Joe Biden raping Ashely Biden in the shower when she was 11 is hilarious, isn't that right Biden voter?*

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Před měsícem +8

      Maybe his lawyers are hiding hid Adderall to keep him sedated. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ftswarbill
      @ftswarbill Před měsícem

      @@Lonewolfmike *That's Biden you r3tard.*

    • @roberthevern6169
      @roberthevern6169 Před měsícem

      I think tht may be exactly what's happening!

  • @judd442009
    @judd442009 Před měsícem +127

    Biden is the decent POTUS. Vote for DECENCY and the preservation of DEMOCRACY.

    • @StillPlaysWithModelTrains1956
      @StillPlaysWithModelTrains1956 Před měsícem +4

      That's Right, Vote Blue So We Can All Get Screwed For Four More Years!

    • @D.A.OhK.
      @D.A.OhK. Před měsícem

      ​@@StillPlaysWithModelTrains1956We, a long with the past four Democrats, have been screwed by the massive messes left by Republicans. We would be so much worse off if Trump had stolen 2020.

    • @misterjj779
      @misterjj779 Před měsícem

      We all got screwed over during the Trump presidency. Unless you think watching Elite Trump and his Elite rich friends get super rich while 1 million Americans died on ventilators and 20 million lost jobs was great for you

    • @bjornstahle4652
      @bjornstahle4652 Před měsícem +1

      @@StillPlaysWithModelTrains1956 LOL you enjoyed the Covid-19 Lockdown that trump put us through? You enjoyed learning that Trump added 40% to the Nation debt? You enjoy the fact that Russia and Chinese agents had their eyes on top secret documents at Mar-a-lardo?
      Do you enjoy the fatc that 10% of the US population has an effective IQ of less than 83. Do you enjoy the fact that 10% of the US voter population are dedicated MAGA voters?

    • @mick8669
      @mick8669 Před měsícem

      If you want to preserve Democracy, you must vote for Trump, because Biden is leading us into a socialist, communist dictatorship!

  • @Standardqueso
    @Standardqueso Před měsícem +7

    The Jimmy Carter joke was golden.

  • @michaelbayer5094
    @michaelbayer5094 Před měsícem +117

    Jost did not have the audience on his jokes but won them over on the poignant story of his grandfather, (to Biden) "he voted for you because you're a decent man". America, that's how easy your choice is. Decency v. the epitome of indecency.

    • @mv28
      @mv28 Před měsícem +5

      Trump it is. 🇺🇸

    • @stevecarson4162
      @stevecarson4162 Před měsícem

      @@mv28 : REALLY?? You think Trump is DECENT, when a jury found him guilty of raping E.Jean Caroll, AND he banged a porn star when his THIRD WIFE had just given him a son??? (He cheated on ALL his wives repeatedly, and he was a buddy of Jeffrey Epstein.)

    • @T_157-40
      @T_157-40 Před měsícem +14

      Decency Vs Evil

    • @ForCrynOutLoud
      @ForCrynOutLoud Před měsícem +4

      Jost did not have the audience on his jokes because he's not funny, I will however admit that the descent man line was hysterical. The only people that believe that live under a rock in the middle of the Sahara Dessert, that's what makes it funny.

    • @stevecarson4162
      @stevecarson4162 Před měsícem

      @@ForCrynOutLoud : You mean it wasn't funny to YOU to hear him ridicule the bloated orange gasbag you still support, even now. WHAT "descent [sic] man" line? (HINT: Buy a dictionary and use it before you look ignorant in print.)

  • @JessE-gz1ug
    @JessE-gz1ug Před měsícem +13

    🤣🤣🤣🤣trump is the love child of the grinch and lorax in his migshot. Made the sketch of trump line even more hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sunnyvaleria889
    @sunnyvaleria889 Před měsícem +27

    Brilliant. 👏👏👏👏

  • @debbiejensen8623
    @debbiejensen8623 Před měsícem +59

    First of all Trump is pissed because there are no cameras in the courtroom. And you don't really have to try to make Trump look bad he's already there.

    • @BaconTomatoCheese
      @BaconTomatoCheese Před měsícem +12

      The courtroom sketch artist need to illustrate the gaseous cloud emanating from his sleeping, rotting corpse to give the American people an accurate picture of what’s going on behind closed doors…

    • @claremurray6357
      @claremurray6357 Před měsícem +3

      😅😅😅

    • @gr8dvd
      @gr8dvd Před měsícem +1

      @@BaconTomatoCheese "rotting corpse" life is empty without dreams 😀 … justice requires this happens behind bars.

  • @justsayin...2784
    @justsayin...2784 Před měsícem +16

    " . . . and the race is TIED?"
    Yeah, my favorite of the jokes, but still...
    ... I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry.

  • @Dnn411
    @Dnn411 Před měsícem +27

    It’s a tough room…

    • @stevecarson4162
      @stevecarson4162 Před měsícem

      Considering that a big chunk of those people support the bloated orange gasbag, it's not surprising that they looked so grumpy at the jokes at his expense.

    • @UncleMikeNJ
      @UncleMikeNJ Před měsícem +1

      That's why Trump hasn't been in that room since Obama smacked him in 2011. Trump can't handle a tough room.

    • @stevengeorges9046
      @stevengeorges9046 Před měsícem +1

      It's hard to judge. Without microphones properly placed, you can make an enthusiastic crowd sound asleep.

  • @ALT-vz3jn
    @ALT-vz3jn Před měsícem +91

    He went too easy on Fat Smelly Orange Farter 😂

    • @rick_222
      @rick_222 Před měsícem +6

      Obsessed with the orange man?

    • @ThirtyYearstoolate
      @ThirtyYearstoolate Před měsícem +18

      @@rick_222 Everyone loves a train-wreck.

    • @ftswarbill
      @ftswarbill Před měsícem

      *Atleast Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids unlike Joke Biden.*
      *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joes rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*

    • @thl205
      @thl205 Před měsícem +19

      @@rick_222 have you remortgaged your house to donate to a billionaire’s legal fund yet?

    • @roberthevern6169
      @roberthevern6169 Před měsícem +9

      Thanks God we didn't perfect 'smellavision'!!!!

  • @lizl6514
    @lizl6514 Před měsícem +30

    Amazing job! I can see the ketchup on the wall wherever Tantrum Trump is!

  • @JakNekon
    @JakNekon Před měsícem +27

    Fantastic

  • @pegf.8066
    @pegf.8066 Před měsícem +18

    As the grinch wound say "STINK STANK,STUNK " !!!!!

  • @gp1683
    @gp1683 Před měsícem +36

    Very well done Colin!

    • @ftswarbill
      @ftswarbill Před měsícem

      *At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.*
      *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*

  • @laurirohr5364
    @laurirohr5364 Před měsícem +19

    Colin was savage...I Frikken loved it!!💙💙💙👍

    • @ftswarbill
      @ftswarbill Před měsícem

      *At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.*
      *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*

  • @michaelhernandez3041
    @michaelhernandez3041 Před měsícem +19

    Joe and Colin were on fire ...farting himself awake in court .😂😂..Rupert Murdock stepping down from fox news...I didn't think there was anything lower than fox news..😅😅😅

  • @fhl1369
    @fhl1369 Před měsícem +55

    Colin Jost is amazing and truthful

    • @ftswarbill
      @ftswarbill Před měsícem

      *At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.*
      *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*

  • @user-ij6vg8xq2r
    @user-ij6vg8xq2r Před měsícem +15

    Colin Josthansson killed it. 😂

    • @ftswarbill
      @ftswarbill Před měsícem

      *At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.*
      *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*

    • @roberthevern6169
      @roberthevern6169 Před měsícem +1

      Good one! I'd never heard that!!

  • @dorotheahouston1962
    @dorotheahouston1962 Před měsícem +3

    Colin was amazing!❤❤❤

  • @claremurray6357
    @claremurray6357 Před měsícem +2

    Brilliant!!!

  • @TheFMHatter1986
    @TheFMHatter1986 Před měsícem +1

    I love how the audience doesn't know what to think about the Diddy joke

  • @d.l.sosnik2135
    @d.l.sosnik2135 Před měsícem +1

    who here also at the end of this video, did a quick mind check with a visual mash-up of the Grinch and the Lorax ?

  • @DarksouIjah
    @DarksouIjah Před měsícem +3

    Trump would be crying. Biggest cry baby in modern history.

  • @JL-re1rx
    @JL-re1rx Před měsícem

    EXCELLENT

  • @MrGriff305
    @MrGriff305 Před měsícem +15

    These weren't the top jokes, but way to overhype it and set up the comment complaints

  • @54mgtf22
    @54mgtf22 Před měsícem +1

    Colin Jost. Legend.

  • @derrickstorm6976
    @derrickstorm6976 Před měsícem

    There were all jokes we've been hearing on the Late Show's for the last 3 years lol

  • @MS-jh4zt
    @MS-jh4zt Před měsícem +2

    I don’t understand why everyone gets so freaking mad over two 80 year men. The host is funny. It’s perfectly okay to laugh along with people who don’t believe the same thing that you believe. Do y’all honestly think that you can change someone’s whole belief system in a comment section on CZcams? It’s funny. Have a laugh. Lighten up people…they’re two old men.

    • @rolandreyna215
      @rolandreyna215 Před měsícem +3

      Two old men. Yes. But one can't take a joke without his followers giving death threats to the comedian.

  • @Freakears
    @Freakears Před měsícem

    If he were in better health, Jimmy Carter really could win this thing. He has the respect he deserves now, which he inexplicably lacked in 1980.

  • @Vince_F
    @Vince_F Před měsícem +3

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂‼️

  • @CarmenSantana-jn3nb
    @CarmenSantana-jn3nb Před měsícem +5

    Lol truth

  • @1Tomrider
    @1Tomrider Před měsícem +1

    I wouldn't be too hard on the sketch artists "making tRump look bad," given how bad he actually looks in RL - inner self oozing out?

  • @Metal.mike89
    @Metal.mike89 Před měsícem

    Trump
    *CoLiN jOsT bOmBeD!!!* 😭

  • @marcus_ohreallyus
    @marcus_ohreallyus Před měsícem

    That act was pretty lackluster

  • @jpyoung9259
    @jpyoung9259 Před měsícem

    They should just calls this a democrat function

  • @T_157-40
    @T_157-40 Před měsícem

    All comments deserved.

  • @jeffschwehr6750
    @jeffschwehr6750 Před měsícem

    Perhaps this video was too many short clips. Jost's jokes were pretty good, but we didn't get to enjoy audience reactions.

  • @PureBleachFilms
    @PureBleachFilms Před měsícem +1

    This was pretty soft

  • @GenRN
    @GenRN Před měsícem +24

    All the ❄️ whining like their orange Jesus is making me just as happy.

    • @ftswarbill
      @ftswarbill Před měsícem

      *At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.*
      *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*

    • @nicholasagius6427
      @nicholasagius6427 Před měsícem +2

      He crushed biden with caution albeit to his face

    • @ftswarbill
      @ftswarbill Před měsícem

      @@nicholasagius6427 *He licked Bidens shity ass. Colin is Lefty garbage just like the rest.*

  • @mcemtpockets1775
    @mcemtpockets1775 Před měsícem +9

    1:02 jimmy is da man

  • @Jim-nt7xy
    @Jim-nt7xy Před měsícem +1

    Mr. Johansson should be more worried about his crappy jokes that fell flat during the Dinner,

  • @gradaloo
    @gradaloo Před měsícem

    Nice guy but really wasn't up to the task. Michelle Wolfe is more to my liking.

  • @stacyhackney6100
    @stacyhackney6100 Před měsícem +4

    I thought some of his jokes were funny. Comedians say stand up is hard. I believe them.

  • @TomFalletti
    @TomFalletti Před měsícem +5

    Thank you. Vote blue.
    🌊🌊🌊🌊

  • @Smiley_101
    @Smiley_101 Před měsícem

    Listen up colon Collin I likes to see where your career heading after this . Why don’t you speak the truth what all of us working class going through, businesses shut down n super high price of everything .

  • @mmeduvennet3316
    @mmeduvennet3316 Před měsícem

    I want to see the top 7 jokes that were told about this so-called comedian I want to see the jokes about how poor his performance was get Ricky gervais😊

  • @bethhayes1
    @bethhayes1 Před měsícem +6

    Jimmy Carter for president!! Haha!!

  • @jon2026
    @jon2026 Před měsícem

    Anti-woke.🤣

  • @bubsmp
    @bubsmp Před měsícem

    Trump living rent free in these dolts heads.

  • @GayleAllen-RINO
    @GayleAllen-RINO Před měsícem +10

    I love POTUS Biden...

    • @ftswarbill
      @ftswarbill Před měsícem

      *At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.*
      *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*

    • @nicholasagius6427
      @nicholasagius6427 Před měsícem

      You're sped

    • @nicholasagius6427
      @nicholasagius6427 Před měsícem +1

      Cult level comment

    • @ftswarbill
      @ftswarbill Před měsícem

      @@nicholasagius6427 *Democrats are the biggest cult. You Idiots are paying just as much high prices as Republicans and you dummies thank Joe for it and want 4 more years of it. Talk about a cult.*

    • @liberalman8319
      @liberalman8319 Před měsícem

      @@nicholasagius6427like you guys have room to talk 🙄

  • @Adams_Prayer
    @Adams_Prayer Před měsícem

    We are SLAVES who work 7+ months P/Y to pay taxs.
    Sin tax, Property tax, Income Tax, Excise tax, Pay roll tax, estate/gift tax, corporate tax, Death tax & Sales tax.
    All Tax's accept sales must be made illegal. To fund police, schools, roads and border. #Trump2024 #MAGA

    • @liberalman8319
      @liberalman8319 Před měsícem +1

      You’re dumb enough to be trump supporter

  • @TheMamonti1
    @TheMamonti1 Před měsícem +2

    Haley Voters....... she knows your calls haven't died....... but "2028" may never come..... Now..... make her hear your calls to protect her chance to be President.... Call for Her endorsement..... of Joe Biden!

  • @CarlosBayon-NO.1
    @CarlosBayon-NO.1 Před měsícem

    Really disgusting. The lower point in his career. "BIDEN A DECENT MAN " is not even funny.

  • @tristancharbonneau5241
    @tristancharbonneau5241 Před měsícem +2

    You are the man

  • @cindysimpson6428
    @cindysimpson6428 Před měsícem +2

    PAUSE.............

  • @valkimura1053
    @valkimura1053 Před měsícem

    Meh. Jost gave a cringe performance anyway, so why didn't they hire Michele Wolfe again this year to poke fun at the deaths in Gaza? She already has a track record at being inappropriate and disgusting for the pleasure of that out of touch audience.

  • @dennismorris3254
    @dennismorris3254 Před měsícem

    Michael che is the funny one he

  • @tristancharbonneau5241
    @tristancharbonneau5241 Před měsícem +6

    Go collin

    • @ftswarbill
      @ftswarbill Před měsícem

      *At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.*
      *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*

  • @eskuriad
    @eskuriad Před měsícem

    Not great, must not have had his SNL writers.

  • @curtisheron8858
    @curtisheron8858 Před měsícem +2

    Was this supposed to be comedy ?

  • @melanieparker
    @melanieparker Před měsícem +3

    SCARLETT: Honey, YOU SUCK!!

  • @timaxmessenger7586
    @timaxmessenger7586 Před 21 dnem

    Soft Colin.

  • @juansequitur
    @juansequitur Před měsícem +5

    yikes

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker Před měsícem +1

      That's what scarlett said on their honeymoon when she saw his size. LMAO!

    • @fcon1350
      @fcon1350 Před měsícem +2

      @@melanieparkerwowww good one. I bet your super funny at parties 🤡

    • @AmericanJohnnyBoone
      @AmericanJohnnyBoone Před měsícem

      Yikes, but true!

  • @frinoffrobis
    @frinoffrobis Před měsícem

    anti-woke lmao

  • @sparkyjerred419
    @sparkyjerred419 Před měsícem +16

    Remember when families could afford groceries.

    • @ALT-vz3jn
      @ALT-vz3jn Před měsícem

      Quit being an idiot. Grocery prices have been rising ever since the existence of grocery stores.

    • @ivankolinic5679
      @ivankolinic5679 Před měsícem +16

      Cuz it certainly wasnt under trump

    • @spacedye2001
      @spacedye2001 Před měsícem +20

      I remember that store shelves were empty during Trump.

    • @AmericanJohnnyBoone
      @AmericanJohnnyBoone Před měsícem

      You just told the world that you are a LOSER!

    • @ClowderOf3
      @ClowderOf3 Před měsícem +15

      Remember when food companies weren't controlled by a few corporate conglomerates and couldn't price fix?

  • @billytheweasel
    @billytheweasel Před měsícem +3

    Half of America isn’t

    • @AmericanJohnnyBoone
      @AmericanJohnnyBoone Před měsícem +1

      Half of America must be evil, stupid, or both to vote for Trump. Trump is a selfish POS.

    • @mesaeddie
      @mesaeddie Před měsícem

      I guess you aren't a math major . Just another whiny loser.

    • @ftswarbill
      @ftswarbill Před měsícem

      *More than half, Democrats are leaving in droves to support Trump because food and gas are too damn high.*

  • @FrankyFixIt
    @FrankyFixIt Před měsícem

    The only truthful and funny burn was about Biden falling up the steps!! 🤣🤣

    • @thepaulusmaximus
      @thepaulusmaximus Před měsícem

      Well howdy thar, Jebediah! Bout time for one of those good ole kool aid enemas! Now lets see that pretty little butt of yours!

  • @kietsabrown8657
    @kietsabrown8657 Před měsícem

    Sorry for truth

    • @ftswarbill
      @ftswarbill Před měsícem

      *Democrats know no truth, only lies like "The Economy is doing Great!" as banks and companies are collapsing. Hell Rite Aid just said they are closing 400 locations because of Creepy Joes inflation.*

  • @ricardosalazar5743
    @ricardosalazar5743 Před měsícem

    BORING

  • @mick8669
    @mick8669 Před měsícem

    Surprised he didn’t make any Sh*ts and Giggles jokes, now that would have been funny!

  • @starpawsy
    @starpawsy Před měsícem +1

    SOme of these were not funny at all.

  • @ivankolinic5679
    @ivankolinic5679 Před měsícem +4

    Colin Jost is like Rishi Sunak in his remarks, ignores the cost of living and his only good two punchlines include the predecessor of the man who he is talking about, and the economy.
    Thw difference is that he didnt get slapped with a fine for breaking his own rules, which makes Sunak and Johnson surprisingly similar to trump, and that he is actually funny, and doesnt have to use the whip go illicit laughter from his mps

    • @AmericanJohnnyBoone
      @AmericanJohnnyBoone Před měsícem

      The bottom line is that Trump is an a**hole, he will lose AGAIN, and he will spend the rest of his miserable life in prison. That is the punchline.

  • @Rasmos
    @Rasmos Před měsícem +2

    How do you listen to these jokes and still vote blue? Half of the jokes, he's hitting Biden, too. And it's not like it's all in good fun. It is legitimately concerning that we are questioning the mental well-being of ANY leader. Be it, Trump, Biden, or Fetterman. It shouldn't even be a question. If your mental capacity is flawed, if you cannot publicly speak, if your age is affecting your decision making, the American people deserve the right to replace you as leader.

  • @BaconTomatoCheese
    @BaconTomatoCheese Před měsícem +3

    Yep… Colin Jost bombed! All over the dumpster…

    • @stevecarson4162
      @stevecarson4162 Před měsícem +7

      You mean the Republicans in the audience didn't like their guy being ridiculed? THERE's a shocker....

    • @liberalman8319
      @liberalman8319 Před měsícem +2

      During sleepy don term he wouldn’t even go to this event because he is too thin skinned and couldn’t take a joke.
      We could, we had that doofus as president.

  • @aaronchandler2380
    @aaronchandler2380 Před měsícem

    This guy isn’t very funny…

  • @StillPlaysWithModelTrains1956

    Urnalism

  • @jadapinkett1656
    @jadapinkett1656 Před měsícem +6

    Rich frat boy attempts to be funny

    • @ThirtyYearstoolate
      @ThirtyYearstoolate Před měsícem +8

      Don't forget, he's married to Scarlett Johansson too.
      Green is an ugly look, Vlad.

    • @Pokarot
      @Pokarot Před měsícem +1

      "Rich frat boy attempts, and succeeds, to be funny while triggering RINO's"
      Fixed that for ya.

  • @scottmurray4689
    @scottmurray4689 Před měsícem +3

    Sorry, Colin just sucks

  • @Nrsesand1
    @Nrsesand1 Před měsícem +11

    Is that all you have to talk about is Donald Trump?

  • @user-ol9vl7ul1s
    @user-ol9vl7ul1s Před měsícem +4

    Not that funny at all, really poor delivery.

  • @rick_222
    @rick_222 Před měsícem +6

    Just recycled jokes about the orange man, boring.

  • @teresaaguilar316
    @teresaaguilar316 Před měsícem +6

    Wow this was so lame

  • @Inpreesme
    @Inpreesme Před měsícem +1

    Poorly presented and the material was just not funny

  • @iowanation1034
    @iowanation1034 Před měsícem

    He has weired teeth!

  • @viewer7200
    @viewer7200 Před měsícem +2

    Is that supposed to be funny ? Even the most liberal and woke-indoctrinated audience could hardly squeeze a laugh at these lame and cringe jokes pandering endlessly to Joke Biden.

  • @summertime_blooz
    @summertime_blooz Před měsícem

    Jost stinks!

  • @dt8762
    @dt8762 Před měsícem

    There's no better joke to world than Biden as President

  • @nksarwath
    @nksarwath Před měsícem +11

    He was never really funny. Ignoring genocide makes it worse. Shameful

  • @DianneForPeaceAndLove
    @DianneForPeaceAndLove Před měsícem +10

    Not funny

    • @ALT-vz3jn
      @ALT-vz3jn Před měsícem +8

      Cry harder, he’s hilarious 😂

    • @ivankolinic5679
      @ivankolinic5679 Před měsícem

      Imagine saying someone isnt funny because he made fun of a geriatric skeleton who has committed more crimes than Boris Johnson

    • @Nrsesand1
      @Nrsesand1 Před měsícem +1

      Agreed

    • @AmericanJohnnyBoone
      @AmericanJohnnyBoone Před měsícem +5

      ​@@Nrsesand1Sourpuss. I thought it was HILARIOUS and FDT.

    • @ThirtyYearstoolate
      @ThirtyYearstoolate Před měsícem

      Humour rarely translates into ORC!

  • @BlueJazzBoyNZ
    @BlueJazzBoyNZ Před měsícem

    Great Jokes
    Terrible Delivery... You would think he had never done a routine S.N.Live

  • @asphyxiafeeling
    @asphyxiafeeling Před měsícem

    Remember when the correspondent's dinner was about speaking truth to power? Those days are long gone. Compare this to Stephen Colbert's performance, it isn't close