Your Telepath Boyfriend is Feeling... Good | AU | Audio RP | [M4A]
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- čas přidán 5. 04. 2024
- James in the sky with freedomfromthepressureoftheknowledgeofapotentiallyworldendingdisasterrestingsquarelyonhisshouldersthathauntshiseverydecisioninthecanonuniversebutdoesn'texisthere [Alternate Universe]
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the next in a new little anthology here on the channel: April Fooliverse! while I'm not a fan of the general vibe of April Fool's Day in most contexts, i do like the opportunity it represents to do something a little different just for the fun of it. hence this new anthology! featuring some non-canon takes on our catalogue of bois. hope you enjoy
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James doesn’t have a point, he has a blunt
but i’m sure it’s a well rolled blunt at least 🫶
got a laugh out of me thank u
he has a joint not a point
no cuz why was that the first thing I thought when I read this title-
So so true
He's so high his canon counterpart has to be feeling it.
Alternate title: telepath boyfriend wants uppies
james: "i'm not sweet"
also james: an absolute cutie patootie while baked out of his mind
the way april fools week is our favs being sort-of opposite of canon, and james’ video is him actually being carefree and happy… poor canon 😭😭😭😭
If you’re waiting for James to get to the point………
lol in this universe, James neither has a point, nor is he getting to one anytime soon 💀
James' Partner: hungry for James
James: hungry for food
This poor guy is BAKED out of his mind
The out-of nowhere "I'm hungry" took me tf out.
Mood, my man. Go satisfy the munchies lmfao.
This is giving geordi sleep aid and im exctatic
Also im picturing "your telepath boyfriend... ate the wrong nerds rope | AU | Reverse Comfort [for a 6 hour panic attack] | Audio RP | [M4A]" and im giggling
i was thinking about another universe where this turns into a very bad trip. (i understood this reference)
please james becomes ted irl 😭😭😭
Him making "whoosh" sounds for the water is so cute oml 😭🥺
*Timestamps*
Filling in for MAC 💖
0:01 - [door opens] _James already coughing his telepathic brains out lol_
0:20 - *JAMES* - Look who it is. You got back home so fast. [cough] What? _What?_ What? That doesn’t- _joking with me._ You’re joking, it hasn’t been that long. _That long. How long? God this shit tastes gross._ What time is it? Oops. [snort laugh] Well. That’s longer than I thought. _Fuck, how long have I been going? Mmm. Laugh._ Why are you laughing? Are you laughing at me? _Oh shit._ Oh shit.
*James apologizes for letting his telepathy spill out while* _carefree_ lol *something he sometimes has trouble stopping when he’s with them*
2:14 - *JAMES* - [chuckle] Because with you, it’s different. You feel... _home_. Sorry. You feel… you’re comfortable. You are… safe. And when I see you, I just umm… All the feelings, they float up…up to the top. And umm… they blend with the magic.
*James says there’s a lot of feelings in magic, feelings equivalent to how he feels when he’s with them. Then, when adding an* “inhibition-lowering element” *to the mix* ...
5:49 - *JAMES* - My heart reaches out to yours. So my magic reaches out too. And my thoughts are part of the magic. So they end up coming out. And going in. Into your mind. Like…like… I forgot to turn off an intercom, or something.
6:58 - *JAMES* - Mmm. I know. I know you like hearing my thoughts. You’re sweet. Very sweet. Sweeter than you should be with me. Because I’m not sweet. [laughing] I’m not, not like you. I mean, I’m… it’s not like I’m bad or anything, I’m just… you’re on another level. You’re just so… earnest. You let yourself feel everything.
*James monologues about feelings, magic, forgetting what he was talking about, back to feelings being over here, over there, getting through the day, etc and just how bad he is at all that sometimes* LOL
11:34 - *JAMES* - But _you_ ... you can. You do. You do all the time. All of it. And that’s really cool. You’re sweet. And I’m not. Cause sometimes I just can’t, but… I love you. I love you so much. Can I come hold you for a little bit?
*James’ partner asks him to talk in their mind. He asks if they’re sure because it’s* “kind of a mess up here right now”. *He says that it’s gonna be hazy, but nice and slow.*
14:49 - [chuckle][binaural thrum start] Okay. _Okay._ Okay. _Hi, hello. Pardon our dust._ [chuckle] More like pardon our smoke. [hit][laugh] _Ow._ No, it didn’t actually hurt. _You never hurt. No hurt. Just good. Good feelings. Warm. Home._
*James explains how he’s feeling…really good, safe, less tight, slower and warmer. He continues…*
18:23 - *JAMES* - Water… _oh water._ [laugh] _[laugh]_ Sorry. _Sorry._ That’s just kinda how it feels. _Like water. Like gentle water._ Crashing in little waves. _Little little waves. Like a shelf in a pool. On your back on a shelf in a pool. Just a little water. Rippling._ Little waves. _Woosh. Woosh._ The thrumming. _The humming. The buzzing._
20:03 - *JAMES* - Mmm. Water rippling on your sides. _Sun on your face. Not too bright, just warm. Warm soft light._ Little little waves. _Rippling. Lights dancing._ That’s what this feels like with you. See? _That’s what I mean. That’s what I mean. What you feel like. How you make me feel. What you let me feel._
*James continues to speak with beautiful imagery, reminiscent of his appearance during the Imperium*
22:31 - *JAMES* - _Floating. Floating higher._ Warm rippling water on my back. _Soft dappled light on my face._ Mmm. _Mmm. Warm and higher._ Higher. _Lifted. Up._ Up. _Up._ Warm and electric. _Static buzz. Buzz on my skin. Haze in my brain._
25:18 - *JAMES* - _Up._ Up. _Up._ Up into the sunny clouds. Up. _Up._ Higher. _You make me higher._ You make me higher. _You take me higher._ Up. _Up._ Up. _Lifted. Weightless. Buzzing and warm and high._ That’s you. That’s what you feel like. _Easy. Warm. I can feel all the feelings with you. They’re not too much._ They’re lighter with you. _Everything’s lighter with you. Higher with you._
27:51 - *JAMES* - _It's another world up here. Higher. Up higher._ Lifted. Held by the water. _Held by the sun. Held by the humming and the thrumming and the buzzing._ Held in the place where the feelings all feel like one.
28:29 - [kissing] *JAMES* - _Mmm. Mmm. Warm lips. You kissed me. Kissing me. And I’m kissing back. New electricity. A new sun. New heat. Little little bigger waves. Mmm._
29:34 - *JAMES* - _I’m hungry_ [laugh, cough, laugh] Sorry. _Sorry. Sorry._ I didn’t mean to think that. I mean, I am. I am hungry. [laugh] But I kinda killed the vibe. _Good vibe. Good kiss. Warm. Higher._ Sorry. [kiss] _Warm lips. Buzzing. Up._ [laugh] Yeah. I love you. [kiss] _Very much. So much. I’m hungry._ [laugh] Okay. Let’s go get something. [chuckle]
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1. 0:25
2. 1:24
3. 4:13
4. 11:36
5. 16:42
6. 19:02
7. 23:21
8. 30:17
YIPPEE ‼️
You did it! 🎉 It couldn't have been easy with how... hazy this video is lol 😆
@@snm12333 you have no idea! 😂 I was tempted to just copy/paste it all with times in certain spots lol how do you summarize that?! then I saw 30+ minutes and freaked out…until I realized it’s only half that in actual transcript. he’s just talking at .5 speed haha! 💖tysm
Thank you for this! I've been having trouble with my hearing so this helps a lot!
@@snails_for_hearts 💖
WAIT JAMES REPEATING “higher… higher… up…” REFERENCING HIS “deeper… down… down… down…” FROM THE OTHER VIDEO??
erik you absolute genius
Plus it also aligns with the fact that man is higher than the moon 😭🙏
Kinda funny also that the only two videos where he's been happy with his partner have been AUs
What video pls? I don’t remember,
Thanks :)
@@mel-wf4ro reunited and hypnotised by your childhood friend. it’s a bit intense so read the trigger warnings :)
@@ratboygirlI’m sorry-that was James???? Do I not know who James is??? Have I never followed a plot ever before in my life????¿??
he is ZOOTED 💀
I have such an unhealthy obsession for hearing the characters' thoughts.. It's the cutest thing 🥰
real!!
Same here omg- 🥺✨️
Not the video starting out with him hacking his lungs out 😭😭😭😭
Also Litl Kim has the timestamps today so go check out her comment!!
The universal 🍃 experience, hacking our lungs out lol
it’s the realest shit ever frfr
i could feel my lungs burning 😭 been there done that
Stoned James makes me think of Guy and a smoked Guy sounds hilarious. I also think Asher would be very funny when high too
Asher would be HILARIOUS if he was high but sadly the grass don’t work for him… it would have to be smthing that can effect werewolves
the first i hear of this man (albeit an alternate version) after 6 months is him being giggly and zooted out of his fucking mind😭😭😭 love him tbh
THE CAPTION FUCK LMAO
respectfully, affectionately, with as much love as humanly possible: _what is he talking about???_ 💀
I'm not native English speaker, AND I DO NOT HAVE AN IDEA WHAT IS THIS MAN THINKING OR TALKING ABT
Homie I don’t even think he knows what hes on about 🤣🤣🤣
I guess this James does not have a point. Imagine if Canon James and this James met face to face. I don't know if Canon James would have the patience to deal with AU James.
what does he mean he’s not sweet?? this was so cute i love him 😭
This is a direct callback to the video where I think Cataclysm!James, did his hypnosis witchy woo woo stuff and kept repeating “down down down”
bro i had a devils gummy bear an hour before this posted im like 🤝 with james rn forreal LMAO
ALSO im obsessed with the parallel with the imp!james audio but its up up up instead of down down down
Telepathic second hand 🍃.. what a concept
Update: i just had the best nap ever LMAO
STOP HIM DYING IN THE BEGINNING 😭😭
Cuddling "in da couch" with your telepath boyfriend...
This was a super relaxing one. I'm loving this role reversal series!
It took me a good while to finally realize he was baked 😭
canon james would be so flabbergasted seeing this au version of him
You could say we’re taking his breath away …for sure 👀
I had to re-listen to this to realize this mf isn’t actually sick😭😭
WAIT WHAT😀
@@kayleethomas1202 oh his high af😭
@@kikid249ohh!!! That’s why, didn’t know that i thought he’s just sick
This is one of the best things I've ever listened to while high holy shit dude-
I need this man like I need another hit
Complements and thoughts about kissing, right into I’m hungry lol and he does it twice looks like we should feed him then get back to making out lol
No because now we need Stoner boy audios 😭😭
i need actual character like this because i am him and he is me fr
happy 4/20 to fooliverse james, i hope you're out there riding high today
I felt something in my stomach with the way he was thinking while kissing the listener😭
But it was quite interesting hearing our telepathic boyfriends thoughts
Yall look at the fucking description….😭🤣 gotta love it Erik, gotta love it
Edit:
HOW MUCH DID HE FUCKING SMOKE!? He’s fucking dying😭
Lmao i feel so bad for canon James
Ok but why is stoner James so cute and sweet… like dude you are talented Erik. Also James canon version v cute and sweet too stoner James is just hilarious I’m cackling
this is the wildest notification to click on after being inactive here for like 5 months but i am not complaining
hes a true stoner at heart just like me amen
Im going to relisten to this....with some "gummies" 😅
i thought he was sick at first then realized this dude took a buff of that magical shit that makes you go high
If this guy still has the same role as og James, this AU is doomed.
Keh'Vyn's gonna lay waste to all landborns
Imagine him being that level of genius…while this high💀💀💀
Oop! He’s not our Telepath Husband in this universe!
I don’t know if this James could handle the planning necessary to carry out a proposal 😂
No lingering fear of untimely demise to speed things up. They're taking their time, maaaaaan.
@@FrenchieSoundshe’d probably forget that he proposed😭
@@Alabaster1223 “The end of the world is just a construct. Woah. Am I the first person who ever thought of that?” -HazyJames Probably 😅
ALRIGHT WHAT THE FUCK 😭
James & Gavin are my absolute favorites! I feel blessed with these last two videos. Loving this Fool's-verse series!
You and your beautiful brain, thank you for this Erik! This audio shall feed the people for the next year until they start missing these two again XD Definitely couldn't imagine how James' character would be in this role reversal AU and being this carefree is far from being the last one I could think of him being. Carefree James is 100x more silly than his counterpart in the canon line
❤❤can't wait to see what you come out with next
I love this so much actually pls i hope this can be their future together bc hes such a cutie patootie even if he's soaring through the clouds atm
You left out the 's' in "squarely"
but I'll let it slide since I appreciate the amusing narrative 😁
Why, oh why, do I now remember this song from my childhood... "Puff, the Magic Dragon". 😅Not sure, they should have sung it to us in *school*, but perhaps nobody really understood what it was about. 😆
I 💚this video and this fuzzy, floating, hazy James! 💚And everytime we get an audio with these wonderful binaureal sound-effects, I'm SO glad I invested in new headphones back when I found this channel last year. That alone can get a person high, I swear!
13:24 James: I'm pretty f**ked up.
I can relate 😅
He is absolutely stoned outta his mind and it’s so cute. Like omggggggg cutie
"feeling good" "carefree" c'mon Erik you now damn well James is higher than the fuckin moon🤣
ALSOO if ur gonna do a few more chracters in this AU, David. Just david i think we all know we wanna see a subby Davey just a suggestion but i know you know people go absolutely feral if they got the slightest *crumb* of a subby David
omg, that would be hilarious!
(also, i don't know if you recognize my username/pfp or not)
@@SophieS957 No I don't I'm sorry 🙆🏻♀️
@@Lunar_onpawz i was asking you about your favorite RedactedAudio character on the latest Alphonse video from YurriVoice
@@SophieS957 ooohh ok sometimes I have a lil trouble remembering stuff like that, well yeah I kinda wanna see my idea in my comment because I honestly imagine Angel is like the obedient sub in bed😏 because.... we've met David🙆🏻♀️
this goes on the permanent rotation ✨
i got so excited thinking about james being a stoner on the down low but i forgot this was non canon 💔
I’m so happy that this is just complete alternate universe shenanigans
Hear me out…caelum as a sadist demon or just him in general I miss my baby
James is officially my spirit animal
How fitting I was baking pizza 🍕 while I listened to this as as soon as it ended the buzzer went off…lol feed that man some pizzer
I’m absolutely terrified of the potential other world David and Asher
This was very entertaining to listen to. Also makes me VERY curious what some of the other characters are like when/if they ever get high and if any of the "non-human" supernaturals are even capable of getting stoned.
omg yall its my dad
edit: my dad is a druggie not my boyfriend i fear that wasnt clear
Now I’m wondering if this what I sound like when I’m in space. Cause what is bro YAPPIN about
The way I literally died trying to read the caption 😔
Hes quite ,,, blunt,,,, with his feelings,,,
Oh man... youtube did that thing it likes to do when people are having too much fun didnt it
This AU is putting me into fight or flight mode 😅
I know it might sound silly but I wanted to take my time to process the vulnerability of this audio. Or maybe, I just felt really vulnerable listening to it, maybe both. Sure, today is 4/20 and something told me I’ve taken enough time to process, the date aside. My heart, I am feeling so many things that I’m not sure I can properly put into words, but I will always do my best. I’ve always wanted to share this experience with someone I love deeply. I’m always so anxious, hardly able to keep everything I feel inside myself, everything I think, too. But, I resonate with this feeling of home, of safety, of knowing I will be okay to be this vulnerable. That means so much to me. I understand about the magic, the emotions, feeling them reach the top, wanting to spill everywhere, but also feeling there has to be a time and place for it. I sometimes do wish I didn’t feel everything so intensely, but I’m learning to accept these parts of myself better.
Oh, James, my heart reaches out to yours as well. I love to feel your magic reaching out to me, thoughts, everything. Even though you don’t feel like you’re sweet, I feel you taking the time to say these things, share this experience with me, is very sweet. I love you so much, too. I appreciate you. I’m so grateful to have you in my life, to be able to experience these feelings, to experience all sorts of different things with. Even if sometimes you can’t that will never make me love you any less. Yes, please hold me. I’m here, I’m not going anywhere. It feels good to fly high with you, being held by you, too. The wooshing made me giggle, it was fun to listen to. I dunno why I felt like sharing that. It makes me so happy that you can feel all the feelings with me. I want you to always feel safe, home, comfortable. I always feel good with you, feel all these things with you. Kissing you, taking you in, and feeling it all over me, feels good. I love you so much, with all of me, always all of me. Yeah, I’m hungry, too. Even with all these words, I don’t believe they fully embody everything I felt in this audio, but thank you for everything you do, Erik, always.
so will this happen every april fools cuz if so YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
perfect for me to get baked and fall asleep to 😂 💛
I literally just checked to see if it was posted …. Swiped off youtube just to get the notification 😅
im tryna be baked like him tbh LMFAO
oh hes fuckin cooked😭
This one honestly makes me smile, because one of my online nicknames is Haze, so Erik saying Hazy brings me comfort
"Like I forgot to turn off an intercom or something"
Me: Well, I like hearing your thoughts
"I know you like hearing my thoughts"
Wtf, how did you-
Me and James would totally get along
I see the polywater infection is spreading nicely (idk I haven't seen the original series yet)
It’s amazing how he could say so much yet so little at the same time 😂
Whats it like for us when James is stressed, do we become overwhelmed & overstimulated while we hear his thoughts? Constant voices playing everywhere uncontrollably I’m guessing
poor dude is gonna have the crash of his life
what if i pretended that this was set in the prime universe. what are you going to do to stop me /lh
"Carefree" doesn't seem quite accurate. ore like "low-energy" or "high off his shits," but he seems to have a lot of self-doubt
he's pretty much the exact opposite in this compared to his imperium audio, right down to the specific imagery
Perdi todos os meus neurônios tentando traduzir a legenda kkkkk
Bruh is HIGH
HE SOUNDS LIKE HUXLEY.
ALSO CROSSOVER PLEASE
❤
does James have a playlist? I found his audio once but I didn't find the playlist😭
He’s in the Project Meridian playlist 😊
@@litl_kim tysm❤️
I CLICKED AN HOUR LATE‼️‼️‼️‼️⚡⚡⚡
Are any of his audios on Amazon music?
❤❤❤
It’s giving Kody 18:32
🤣🤣🤣
Man where’s the zaza stash
…cause can I have some? Lmao
this is random but do you think youll ever bring back that one vampire character with the friend that almost died for them as they tried to turn them soon after they were turned?"
Is redacted alright? Like Milo’s April fooliverse was supposed to come out two days ago? I don’t wanna sound pushy I just want to make sure everything is alright. Redacted isn’t one to miss a deadline.
He had some issues with CZcams. They demonetized the channel, so he was a bit busy making sure the channel was ok. He posted Milo’s EA late last night, so he should be here soon 😊
At 25:57, there's a notification sound in the background.
ME ASF
28:26
Wait inst the listener the robot
nope! the robot from project meridian is a different character, the listener for this one is the same person as james' partner in the canon line
Ooo ok
Isn't James our husband? It might be different in this au but was anyone else confused??