In theory the conservative party principles are small government, and giving businesses as much latitude as they can get away with without actually violating human rights laws. Not exactly great principles, but I guess they are principles. But this current lot don't even abide by them, they've done nothing but fiddle with the economy (which no one wanted them to do even their rich backers), introduced loads of red tape which makes it harder to do business, and generally absorbed vast amounts of public money on unworkable and generally illegal projects, which never end up going anywhere, because they're unworkable and illegal. They keep telling us that the labour party would be terrible, but I failed to see how they could be any worse. If I created a political party with the express goal of being the worst political party in history, I don't think I could come up with the level of uselessness of the Tories.
The Conservative party's principles are: - "Greed is good" as the big dog's jobby said. - 'Look after No.1 and fuck everyone else' - Never take responsibility and blame someone else. Like immigrants. - Persecute the most vulnerable in society e.g. the poor and disabled. - Asset strip the country to line their own pockets. I didn't say they were GOOD or decent principles.
No-one said they're respectable principles. They're mainly about asset-stripping the country, dodging tacxes, and robbing from the poor to give to their rich sponsors, hedge funds and Russian oligarchs.
Of course they do. They believe in: The principle of denying people access to basic healthcare so they can pay less tax. The principle of lying to the HOC unchecked because some archaic tradition allows them to. The principle of enriching themselves by receiving lucrative govt contracts. The principle of doing dodgy trade deals which hugely benefits the family. The principle of food banks as they offer great photo ops and reduce the need to up universal credit. Need I go on?
@@TheIppoippo actually ChatGPT does plan its paragraphs and sentences in advance. The idea that it just works a word at a time is a common myth, but almost completely baseless.
The return of ‘The Room Next Door’ is the best news any of us could have had. Please keep these rolling on Michael. Absolute genius and pure comedy gold!!
Honestly, I genuinely sometimes have sleepless nights about mistakes I make at work - then I see how incompetent a lot of our MPs are, and it puts my tiny faux pars into perspective. It's beggars belief how much they get away with 😭
You sound like the sort of person who would make an amazing MP! I dream of the day that I have an elected representative with a conscience and the will to do right by their constituents...
Was spelling faux pas incorrectly an intentional bit of irony or an insight into personal sloppiness that would put you on a par with the MPs you are criticising?
Not really, they were the ones who continued to tighten their blue scarf around their necks and repeatedly vote her into the house of commons? You could probably put a blue silk tie with a nice chunky double Windsor knot around the neck of a chimp and those puddings would still turn up at the booths and send him down to Westminster.🤦♂️🤦♂️
@@jbock2753 Oh, no doubt thr blue rinse brigade were aware there was some sort of tory as MP. That it was (still, somehow) Dorres will have been a surprise.
The key part of a democracy is being elected to do something based on the promise that you would do it, not doing it, and then complaining how unfair it was that you were ever asked to do it in the first place.
Also it's important not to take up too much of your day with that awful, grubby 'doing politics' stuff. Having a newspaper column, appearing on right wing "tv" shows, maybe getting your biography ghost-written.... Really anything other than being in your local office or in the Commons will do.
Because the wonderful Mr Michael Spicer has an actual, working, brain in his skull, unlike that vacuous Doris woman who appears to have nothing but cotton wool in hers.
Britain's answer to Marjory Taylor Green. "Look at me, read my book, give me a plum position, give me a title, honour me because I am a undervalued and a victim."
@@UdoBloss- Nadine at least isn't trailer trash like Traitor Green Similar idiocy and wavelengths - but at least Nadine isn't some cultist that crawled out of the back end of the southern baptist pig
Like MTG she had her double lobotomy done with a power-drill obviously ... Just with a 240V one instead of the 120V american "power"tool ;) So that comparision is valid i'd say.
The light of our lives, our shining beacon, I'm going to miss her more than anyone will ever understand, thankfully I'm clinically insane, I've nothing to worry about
If you could combine Nadine's brain and the reporter's expression, you would get the perfect black hole of intellect, sucking in and destroying any piece of facts and information inside without the slightest hint that they have ever existed
In a world where we worry that AI might become self-aware and what that means for humanity, it's heartening that Nadine Dorries can remind us that self-awareness isn't actually a defining characteristic of being human.
Oh I know what a hand down is! It’s the opposite of a hand up. Like we’re all at the bottom going “can you give us a hand up mate?” And the tories are stood above us going “no but I can give you and hand down into the cesspit of Victorian-style poverty where you belong”
@@rozzgrey801 _Actual_ 3rd rule: anyone who tries to get you not to vote for the only party that can get the tories out of power (currently, Labour) is encouraging you to help the tories get another term.
I'm surely it's entirely coincidental that this resignation comes days after it was announced that the cash paid to MPs who step down or lose their seats was doubled...
Wow what an absolute train wreck of an interview. Even the interviewer , who one would presume is selected from sympathetic news outlets, seems absolutely baffled by how terrible it is.
Nadine has a true talent with words. She can use an array of words (and a few pauses and umm s) without any of them having any connection with any that have gone before, or after, or anywhere else in the entire interview .
"I didn't know the conservative party had principles" 😂😂 bravo. I still enjoy watching round 1 with Nadine when you complimented her giant bookshelf to hold one calculator
"It looks like someone has asked an AI text generator to write a resignation letter in the style of a four year old who's just fallen down the stairs." 🤣 Ah Michael, you absolutely crack me up!
As pest control Larry has failed miserably at keeping Rats out of No10! He remains, however, the only occupant to demonstrate any empathy, personality or integrity.
What is really staggering is that the people of Mid Beds gave this vacuous waste of space a 27,000 majority time, after time, after time. Or that anyone would put her in such a safe seat in the first place.
I love how she makes the point that four prime ministers have been removed without a general election, while ignoring that the last four all got in without a general election either, and the most recent two haven't even faced a general election.
The description of the AI Generated resignation letter in the style of a 4 year old falling down the stairs is actually very generous. I did that myself and it came up with this much more accurate letter: Uh-oh, me tripped and fell lots of times down the stairs. Ouchie! It's not fun anymore. Me wanna go play and not fall down anymore. Bye-bye stairs!
I love your stuff, especially the room next door ones, but this was good even by those standards. I absolutely wet myself laughing at this. Truly funny. And truly sad just how true it is. We really are screwed aren't we.....
Oh damn, those politicians are sometimes so cringe to watch that I have to physically block my eyes with my hand and turn my head. Simply closing them won't do.
Yes! Room Next Door is back! Woo! It's not my birthday for another week or so, but it feels like it's today! I can never watch one of these just once because I'm usually laughing so much during the first watch I miss half of the gags. So, so enjoyable though, thank you sir!
Tip for everyone, If you’re gonna set up an interview after resigning two months after announcing you initially announcement, use some of that time to come up with potential answers to an interview you plan on setting up.
"I didn't know The Conservative Party had principles". Me neither... I think this is a revelation that deserves further investigation!
WHAT ARE THE ESSENCE OF CONSERVATIVE PRINCIPLES? being nasty to poor people and giving tax payers money to your mates isnt it...???
In theory the conservative party principles are small government, and giving businesses as much latitude as they can get away with without actually violating human rights laws.
Not exactly great principles, but I guess they are principles.
But this current lot don't even abide by them, they've done nothing but fiddle with the economy (which no one wanted them to do even their rich backers), introduced loads of red tape which makes it harder to do business, and generally absorbed vast amounts of public money on unworkable and generally illegal projects, which never end up going anywhere, because they're unworkable and illegal.
They keep telling us that the labour party would be terrible, but I failed to see how they could be any worse. If I created a political party with the express goal of being the worst political party in history, I don't think I could come up with the level of uselessness of the Tories.
The Conservative party's principles are:
- "Greed is good" as the big dog's jobby said.
- 'Look after No.1 and fuck everyone else'
- Never take responsibility and blame someone else. Like immigrants.
- Persecute the most vulnerable in society e.g. the poor and disabled.
- Asset strip the country to line their own pockets.
I didn't say they were GOOD or decent principles.
No-one said they're respectable principles. They're mainly about asset-stripping the country, dodging tacxes, and robbing from the poor to give to their rich sponsors, hedge funds and Russian oligarchs.
Of course they do. They believe in:
The principle of denying people access to basic healthcare so they can pay less tax.
The principle of lying to the HOC unchecked because some archaic tradition allows them to.
The principle of enriching themselves by receiving lucrative govt contracts.
The principle of doing dodgy trade deals which hugely benefits the family.
The principle of food banks as they offer great photo ops and reduce the need to up universal credit.
Need I go on?
It staggers me that someone can survive for so long without a brain, but credit to her, she's nailed it.
Haven't you heard about the future of AI? Dorries is a prototype that went rogue
@@yippee8570Did someone got Ignorance and Intelligence mixed up ?
@@steveholmes381 there's nothing artificial about her ignorance
😂
@@yippee8570 if she were an AI she'd certainly fail the Turing test
The cutaway shot to the dumbfounded interviewer was priceless
A confused baked bean 😆
She constructs sentences word by word without ever knowing what the next word will be.
and not a clue what the last word was either
That's your Secretary of Culture.
No different to ChatGPT then
@@TheIppoippo actually ChatGPT does plan its paragraphs and sentences in advance. The idea that it just works a word at a time is a common myth, but almost completely baseless.
As a child does when making up an acceptance speech in the mirror...
The return of ‘The Room Next Door’ is the best news any of us could have had. Please keep these rolling on Michael. Absolute genius and pure comedy gold!!
I'm guessing you still watch BBC comedy panel shows and think they're funny???
@@getjonny6245you didn't find this video funny in some way?
Even the Daily Mail 'journalist' looked bewildered. There really is nothing to her, so shallow.
76 days to give a dead fish interview
And people feel bad
Love how the camera kept cutting back to her, no idea if that's how the original interview was edited but comedy genius here 😂
Honestly, I genuinely sometimes have sleepless nights about mistakes I make at work - then I see how incompetent a lot of our MPs are, and it puts my tiny faux pars into perspective. It's beggars belief how much they get away with 😭
It cheers us mortals up no end, doesn’t it?
You sound like the sort of person who would make an amazing MP! I dream of the day that I have an elected representative with a conscience and the will to do right by their constituents...
@@t-and-p Aw, this has made my day. Thank you 😊
@@t-and-p And yes, wouldn't it be a refreshing change to have MPs with a conscience.
Was spelling faux pas incorrectly an intentional bit of irony or an insight into personal sloppiness that would put you on a par with the MPs you are criticising?
BRILLIANT!!! There is something quite breathtaking about such epic idiocy but what a gift to political commentators.
Comedy gold. People like Michael might have to start working for a living Now.
If you search for _'fuckwittery'_ in the Oxford English Dictionary, the entry just has a picture of Dorries - no further explanation required...
I'm a new subscriber
The biggest shock to her constituents was that she was still officially their MP.
#InvisibleNadine
However, Navine Borries has been doing a great job.
@@robertpearce8394 She really is.
And so much more relatable than Dorres.
Not really, they were the ones who continued to tighten their blue scarf around their necks and repeatedly vote her into the house of commons? You could probably put a blue silk tie with a nice chunky double Windsor knot around the neck of a chimp and those puddings would still turn up at the booths and send him down to Westminster.🤦♂️🤦♂️
@@jbock2753 Oh, no doubt thr blue rinse brigade were aware there was some sort of tory as MP.
That it was (still, somehow) Dorres will have been a surprise.
@@jbock2753the chimp would get my vote over all the others on offer. The chimp and the cat.
"Even the cat knows..."😂
Larry knows all. If cats could speak, a lot of people would be going to jail.
@@jennywarren3176Hmm, next Downing Street pet should be a parrot then? I'd wanna hear that bird's testimony 😂
The key part of a democracy is being elected to do something based on the promise that you would do it, not doing it, and then complaining how unfair it was that you were ever asked to do it in the first place.
Also it's important not to take up too much of your day with that awful, grubby 'doing politics' stuff.
Having a newspaper column, appearing on right wing "tv" shows, maybe getting your biography ghost-written....
Really anything other than being in your local office or in the Commons will do.
@@Tao_Tology Even "her" book about the cooking of BoJoke has been ghost-written. I, to quote her, don't think many people are aware of that.
@@Demun1649well, who said she could write? Let alone a book (which needs some epic skills)
This sounds like something from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and it is spot on!
@@m0L3ify In exactly the way bricks don't.
😂😂😂
"Teresa May got tied up in so many knots that she ended up looking like a crocheted scarf."
And is still a better PM in the last 13 years
Has she seen Fast and Furious 10 and those close up, tight shots of the Ools?
I’m glad I watched the interview here first. Takes the blood boiling edge off the anger
This wasn't a car crash or train wreck of an interview....more like alien spacecraft smashing into the ground!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
By her standards I thought it was better thought out and more intelligible than usual.
😂😂😂
How come, it took her 11 weeks to come out with that rubbish, but barely a day for Mr Spicer to come out with such a great response?
Because the wonderful Mr Michael Spicer has an actual, working, brain in his skull, unlike that vacuous Doris woman who appears to have nothing but cotton wool in hers.
Because Mr S is an intelligent, creative, and erudite person
Because he does his work, and happens to be talented at it.
Dorries is only a novelist
Britain's answer to Marjory Taylor Green.
"Look at me, read my book, give me a plum position, give me a title, honour me because I am a undervalued and a victim."
You give her too much credit, she's more a Poundshop Marjorie Taylor Greene!
@@UdoBloss- Nadine at least isn't trailer trash like Traitor Green
Similar idiocy and wavelengths - but at least Nadine isn't some cultist that crawled out of the back end of the southern baptist pig
Dorres does at least know that she is being ridiculous.
I honestly don't know if MTG has even that level of basic insight.
Like MTG she had her double lobotomy done with a power-drill obviously ... Just with a 240V one instead of the 120V american "power"tool ;) So that comparision is valid i'd say.
MTG is trailer trash that got lucky.
Your book should come with 2 nerophen tablets sellotaped too it! 😂🤙🏻 Utter gold love this channell
My favorite of your platforms. What a weird interview. Bravo for catching it.
The light of our lives, our shining beacon, I'm going to miss her more than anyone will ever understand, thankfully I'm clinically insane, I've nothing to worry about
Oh the look on the face of the interviewer - I nearly spat my tea out
Comedy gold 👍🇬🇧
"Apart from every sound coming out of your mouth, this is going really well!" 😂😂😂
He told us that The Room Next Door was over, but presumably this was too good a gem to pass by.
Dorries is an inspiration. Somebody who speaks like English is her second language can actually sell books to people other than her relatives.
This was who Boris appointed Culture Secretary....
Lol
Lol😂😂😂😂
I fear it's all downstream from here...
That’s only because she is famous.
If you could combine Nadine's brain and the reporter's expression, you would get the perfect black hole of intellect, sucking in and destroying any piece of facts and information inside without the slightest hint that they have ever existed
it's the entity, from dead reckoning.
In a world where we worry that AI might become self-aware and what that means for humanity, it's heartening that Nadine Dorries can remind us that self-awareness isn't actually a defining characteristic of being human.
Brilliant!
Brilliant, that had me laughing out loud. Thus confirming the suspicions of the neighbours that I am really, REALLY, going top-shelf, bat crazy.
The fact she is doing all the comedic work says it all for me.
She just doesn’t realise it.
Oh I know what a hand down is! It’s the opposite of a hand up. Like we’re all at the bottom going “can you give us a hand up mate?” And the tories are stood above us going “no but I can give you and hand down into the cesspit of Victorian-style poverty where you belong”
Pity they don't have the same interest in helping their constituents as they do about lining their pockets 😉🇬🇧
I've missed you doing the Room Next Door recently - do more please!! They're brilliant.
Drive by shooting had me, that was comedy gold 😅😅😅😅
She is so funny in the sense of laughing at her
She is the sort of truly remarkable individual where one incorrectly assumes to be decent until they begin to speak
Oh I've praying for a room next door to come on this one. Happy days!!!
Very good Mr Spicer 😉
I think 2 Nurofen Sellotaped to the cover of her book would double its value.
As long you'd run out of toilet paper too.
I'd pair it with a fast acting laxative to make the "book" even more valuable :D
You have to pinch yourself to realise the interview with Nadine was not a spoof for a comedy show.
2 simple rules for life;
No.1 - Never trust a tory
No.2 - Never forget rule number 1
3rd rule, remember that the Tories and Labour have signed a pact to be 2 wings of the same party.
@@rozzgrey801- only recently
And they'll very soon change their minds about that after the next election
@@rozzgrey801 _Actual_ 3rd rule: anyone who tries to get you not to vote for the only party that can get the tories out of power (currently, Labour) is encouraging you to help the tories get another term.
@@Tao_TologyBut they really are going full Tory Tribute band at the moment 😢
@@Tao_Tology 4th Rule: Vote Reform! Labour are just a pedo party for professional child abusers.
I will miss Nadine! She was a great comedy factor in the torry desaster show. Greetings from 🇩🇪
I'm surely it's entirely coincidental that this resignation comes days after it was announced that the cash paid to MPs who step down or lose their seats was doubled...
Seriously? Is that a thing?
What the hell for?
Blimey UK taxpayers really get taken to the cleaners don’t they?
Yeah, she must have known something like that was in the plans from IPSA and decided to ride the gravy train for an extra few stops
Easy to believe, I know, but not actually true. See IPSA ..
Please continue making these. This is where I get my news.
The moment she resigned, I knew this had to be coming. You never disappoint!
Can anyone identify which planet Mad Nad is actually living on. 🙄🤪🤣🤣🤣
Great work, Mr. Spicer! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Wow what an absolute train wreck of an interview. Even the interviewer , who one would presume is selected from sympathetic news outlets, seems absolutely baffled by how terrible it is.
Yes Michael. Back to the classic.
"... a hand down to people ... " round their neck.
Nadine has a true talent with words. She can use an array of words (and a few pauses and umm s) without any of them having any connection with any that have gone before,
or after,
or anywhere else in the entire interview .
Experimental jazz.
Or even the known universe
"I didn't know the conservative party had principles" 😂😂 bravo. I still enjoy watching round 1 with Nadine when you complimented her giant bookshelf to hold one calculator
"It looks like someone has asked an AI text generator to write a resignation letter in the style of a four year old who's just fallen down the stairs." 🤣
Ah Michael, you absolutely crack me up!
At last!! TRND is back!! Another one who can,t string a cohesive sentence together. Larry for PM😻😸 He knows........... 😮😅 Brilliant as usual😊
As pest control Larry has failed miserably at keeping Rats out of No10!
He remains, however, the only occupant to demonstrate any empathy, personality or integrity.
What is really staggering is that the people of Mid Beds gave this vacuous waste of space a 27,000 majority time, after time, after time.
Or that anyone would put her in such a safe seat in the first place.
Mid Beds are the same as other voters - they only care about which party to support and don’t give a crap which puppet is actually the MP
I love how she makes the point that four prime ministers have been removed without a general election, while ignoring that the last four all got in without a general election either, and the most recent two haven't even faced a general election.
Omg so happy The Room Next Door is back!!!! Thank you Michael!
I always look forward to your room next door videos. Even some of the simplest of sentences you say make me laugh my guts out! 😂
Just awesome
Funny how everyone else is corrupt, but only once she failed to get that peerage; hers by right as a reward for her own corruption.
The description of the AI Generated resignation letter in the style of a 4 year old falling down the stairs is actually very generous. I did that myself and it came up with this much more accurate letter: Uh-oh, me tripped and fell lots of times down the stairs. Ouchie! It's not fun anymore. Me wanna go play and not fall down anymore. Bye-bye stairs!
lol, the way the interviewer is looking at her, silently fuming, you don't even need the satire bit. 😂
Good to have u back regularly Mr. Spicer😝
Wonderful stuff!
So cuttingly fucking excellent, it’s just colossally depressing… Well done 😘
Good to see the Room Next Door guy is back.
I would probably spend every day crying here in the UK if it wasn't for our undiminished ability for satire.
I laughed so hard - my sides hurt 😂
"Demoquatic"!!! 🥰
Even the cat knows 🤣🤣
Nailed it. Thank you for being you.
As an American I don't really know much about British politics but these videos are always hilarious lmao
Absolute gold….in so, so many ways….😂
I love your stuff, especially the room next door ones, but this was good even by those standards. I absolutely wet myself laughing at this. Truly funny.
And truly sad just how true it is. We really are screwed aren't we.....
Michael, I am American and don't even know who this woman is. But please make more of these videos. They are hilarious.
She was once our Minister for Culture.😮😮😮
Yes really.
Absolutely Brilliant Stuff Michael !!
Love this series lmfao. You should do the press conference with the guy who froze
Oh damn, those politicians are sometimes so cringe to watch that I have to physically block my eyes with my hand and turn my head. Simply closing them won't do.
Oh fantastic!! ONLY Michael Spicer could do this! Brilliant!!
Yes! Room Next Door is back! Woo! It's not my birthday for another week or so, but it feels like it's today! I can never watch one of these just once because I'm usually laughing so much during the first watch I miss half of the gags. So, so enjoyable though, thank you sir!
Brilliant Michael, absolutely brilliant !!
my hiccups won't go now due to laughing so much :)
Fabulous Michael, love these videos 😂
*WHAT ARE THE ESSENCE OF CONSERVATIVE PRINCIPLES?* being nasty to poor people and giving tax payers money to your mates isnt it...???
Just discovered these and im REALLY enjoying them.
genius 😂 best yet- thank you! 😊
Arf! Oh Michael, she's writing our script for you. 😆👍
Knocked it out of the park again! 😅
She is a gift to satire 😂
I thought I was day dreaming when I saw this notification. 😍 clearly not!!
It's unbelievable that someone who can't even recount her own party's principals has got anywhere as an MP.
Just bizarre
Brilliant 😂
Tip for everyone, If you’re gonna set up an interview after resigning two months after announcing you initially announcement, use some of that time to come up with potential answers to an interview you plan on setting up.
I cannot wait to see what James Obrien makes of Nadines waffle.
😂😂😂 i just lovenur style
Thank you - hope to see more 🙂
This is absolute brilliance!
Absolutely brilliant again, @Mr Michael Spicer love the bit on principles……and ‘ apart from everything coming out of your mouth, it was good’….
Hilarious. I love your commentary.
Delicious Michael, thank you
Great video. Keep them coming.
The usual high stardards Mr Spicer. Superb work.
Thankyou spicer
It feels like this is filling in for The Thick of It in its absence. Please keep it up.
At this point all you can do is laugh...
Simply fantastic.
I was waiting for this 😂
Thank you
Another great, spot on, video