Let's Cook The Cooking Mama Baby

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  • čas přidán 14. 07. 2020
  • The Cooking Mama Baby lets you turn your Wii Remote into a baby and play tennis with it.
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    Music is Megalovania from that one indie game, I think it's Fortnite
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  • @RTGame
    @RTGame  Před 4 lety +4336

    I hope everyone enjoys this wholesome family content with my son. You can get your own RTGame pins here, ships worldwide freshmerch.fm/collections/rtgame/products/rt-universe-pin-pack

  • @ilikechez5775
    @ilikechez5775 Před 4 lety +2191

    The fear in RT's face and voice when he was questioning whether he would have to breastfeed a wii remote was gold

  • @ghostrangerz8273
    @ghostrangerz8273 Před 4 lety +3662

    I imagine RT found this baby in his backyard after Kevin punted it.

  • @amphitheremajesticon4928
    @amphitheremajesticon4928 Před 4 lety +3420

    "Are you winning son?"
    "Dad I'm watching a grown irish man in a suit without pants stuff a nunchuck down a baby's spine so they stuff them in a pot to burp."

  • @J35874
    @J35874 Před 4 lety +3279

    RT: isn't wearing a full suit
    Entire chat: *L E G S*

  • @cultofgoose1942
    @cultofgoose1942 Před 4 lety +8934

    I like to imagine that he’s just sitting there in his tuxedo every stream, not just the ones where he shows his face

  • @SwitcherDell
    @SwitcherDell Před 4 lety +4867

    Remember...this guy was going to be a school teacher....you know the people that teach children

    • @aldousboal4920
      @aldousboal4920 Před 4 lety +93

      😳

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 Před 4 lety +745

      Little Timmy better do his home work if he doesnt want to get his kneecaps blended

    • @user-lp4cd4ln9y
      @user-lp4cd4ln9y Před 4 lety +186

      He'll teach the children in hell

    • @Sunstar-yf7sv
      @Sunstar-yf7sv Před 4 lety +253

      He was going to teach English in Japan but his interview was a week after his channel exploded so he didn't bother going

    • @whythough5300
      @whythough5300 Před 4 lety +7

      Gabriel Piñeiro García oh yes

  • @math3000
    @math3000 Před 4 lety +2310

    So, this where Kevin's child landed after he dropkicked it.

    • @cats2927
      @cats2927 Před 3 lety +53

      And then got to Jslatt

    • @not_meplans6989
      @not_meplans6989 Před 3 lety +40

      @@cats2927 nah he probably landed in the blender and the remains got to Jslatt

  • @meevins
    @meevins Před 3 lety +1188

    8:45 is making my loose my MIND oh my god. The transition from him going "you don't play tennis with a baby" to the realisation and then to the opening theme of wii sports. The timing of it all. RT you're so unbelievably funny man, never forget that you beautiful bastard

    • @Hana1LuLu
      @Hana1LuLu Před 3 lety +68

      My family is asleep, I was desperately covering my mouth to stifle my laughter at that part. I didn’t help myself by replaying it several times

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 Před 3 lety +43

      Thank his editor too! I believe her name is Chloe

    • @JustJaidenism
      @JustJaidenism Před 2 lety +9

      "don't play tennis-"

    • @Dragonmongamer
      @Dragonmongamer Před rokem +4

      And his Wii remote being called “I want die”

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 Před 4 lety +4686

    I still can't connect RT's voice with his Face.
    I'm way too used to connecting his voice with the voice of a thousand innocent souls screaming in agony.

  • @roblox-fr7ei
    @roblox-fr7ei Před 4 lety +1181

    "So, how'd you get banned from Twitch?"
    "I put a baby in a blender."
    "You what?"
    "I shoved a little baby's noggin into a blender. "
    "Wha- Why?"
    "So I could cook him!"

  • @vanguardian1368
    @vanguardian1368 Před 4 lety +237

    Adding “pointing a controller is hard if it’s inside a baby that’s inside a blender” to the list of phrases i’ve never tought i’d hear

  • @PriestFischer
    @PriestFischer Před 4 lety +308

    I feel like CZcams's algorithm got really confused. I got an ad for Huggies biodegradable diapers.

    • @user-bo6vy5eg8g
      @user-bo6vy5eg8g Před 3 lety +6

      what's the problem Vicky
      Baby needs diapers now

    • @friendlyghost8796
      @friendlyghost8796 Před 3 lety +10

      it'll be better for the earth to have biodegradable diapers after you bury the child

    • @dr.disaster422
      @dr.disaster422 Před 2 lety +6

      Biodegradable, like the baby

    • @SugarbirdyOvO
      @SugarbirdyOvO Před 2 dny

      I don't see the issue. Biodegradable means making sure the diaper isn't an issue anymore and can't be traced once it is disposed of. That's perfectly in-line with this video. Babies are messy, after all.

  • @jackshimkus2264
    @jackshimkus2264 Před 4 lety +4693

    RT: “You don’t play tennis with a baby”
    Also RT: Unless...

  • @Kai-hf5wt
    @Kai-hf5wt Před 4 lety +2838

    One day, we’re gonna look back at this video when RT actually has a kid

    • @no0b420
      @no0b420 Před 4 lety +305

      His kid: *watches video* *visible horror*

    • @ra_khvc
      @ra_khvc Před 4 lety +306

      "Dad, why are you shaking this doll?"
      "Get back in the basement."

    • @samuelbenhardt4230
      @samuelbenhardt4230 Před 4 lety +193

      @@ra_khvc "Get back in the basement Mercedes GLA."

    • @tankedwarthog6424
      @tankedwarthog6424 Před 4 lety +49

      So will cps during the custody case

    • @misseon
      @misseon Před 4 lety +61

      Once RT has a kid: *makes a video*
      Cooking mama baby but with a real baby

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 Před 3 lety +572

    How to take care of your baby?
    Google: Feed him, care about him, love him etc.
    Bing:

  • @pressstart6110
    @pressstart6110 Před 4 lety +226

    "You dont play tennis with a baby!"
    RT 3 seconds later: *Uses his baby as a tennis racket, a baseball, a baseball bat, a bowling ball, and a human shield against Matt*

    • @ColdspaceDog
      @ColdspaceDog Před rokem +1

      Non of it is considered abuse until Matt. Matt just straight up Broke it’s spine (even more)

  • @AnonymousUser35
    @AnonymousUser35 Před 4 lety +225

    I love how he has a cutting board, a potato masher, a pot, a blender, and a cookbook prepared, but no nunchuck...

  • @KenkuCry
    @KenkuCry Před 4 lety +5837

    Interesting fact: Before his youtube took off, RT originally wanted to be a teacher!

    • @allie_vr9679
      @allie_vr9679 Před 4 lety +1230

      He’s great with children :)

    • @thepacificwart8777
      @thepacificwart8777 Před 4 lety +721

      @@allie_vr9679 looks like he knows what to do with naughty ones too

    • @kianyt7987
      @kianyt7987 Před 4 lety +38

      the pacific wart yeah

    • @sillygooselol2757
      @sillygooselol2757 Před 4 lety +445

      He would be a good teacher tho. I get 7th grade social studies teacher vibes from him

    • @mightypurplelicious3209
      @mightypurplelicious3209 Před 4 lety +47

      I think that was mentioned in the reddit QnA thing

  • @fissionist2158
    @fissionist2158 Před 3 lety +199

    10:07 “Don’t be such a baby, bones grow back!”
    “No they don’t.”

    • @silly_lil_guy
      @silly_lil_guy Před 3 lety +2

      Ribs*
      Also Team Fortress 2 funny keanu chungus 1000 upvotes funny

    • @e4rlygames
      @e4rlygames Před 3 lety +3

      @@silly_lil_guy this comment dosen't work

    • @kbecker3020
      @kbecker3020 Před 3 lety +3

      @@e4rlygames try turning it off the back on

    • @e4rlygames
      @e4rlygames Před 3 lety +2

      @@kbecker3020 do you have another comment on stock? still dosen't work, please help.

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Před 7 měsíci

      He ripped out the baby’s cybernetic in his spine.

  • @dk5682
    @dk5682 Před 3 lety +147

    Isn't that Kevin's son that he kicked like a football.

  • @bionicdragon5
    @bionicdragon5 Před 4 lety +829

    "You call it violating human rights. I call it avant garde."

  • @ItsShadowXD
    @ItsShadowXD Před 4 lety +2381

    Schlatt: hangs his baby
    Kevin: drop kicks his baby
    Dan: *kills his baby*
    Edit: either way, they're dead

    • @fantasticflyingferret5903
      @fantasticflyingferret5903 Před 4 lety +203

      Jschlatt was just a bystander. The baby hung itself.

    • @trickshot646
      @trickshot646 Před 4 lety +59

      Schlatt: Neurotic Italian
      Kevin: calm Irishman
      Dan: chaotic Irishman

    • @ilikesodaa1643
      @ilikesodaa1643 Před 4 lety +43

      Ur forgetting when quackity ripped his baby’s arm off.

    • @ilikesodaa1643
      @ilikesodaa1643 Před 4 lety +20

      I just think it’s worth mentioning

    • @tsurra
      @tsurra Před 4 lety +45

      What a wholesome family of three single dads trying their hardest and their pile of dead infants.

  • @xXDiegoYTXx
    @xXDiegoYTXx Před 3 lety +638

    Probably no one is gonna see this, but I want to thank RT, I saw your videos and streams when I was at my lowest points and I still could burst into laughter, every time, even your more personal vids made me feel like I was happy for at least a moment, I'm way better now but I really appreciate your job and effort

  • @MarbleBlu
    @MarbleBlu Před 4 lety +167

    I felt physical pain hearing the "oopsie poopsy" sound, how is this even possible?!?

    • @joe_pinch
      @joe_pinch Před 3 lety

      I took 10 damage from that

  • @sunday.444
    @sunday.444 Před 4 lety +719

    After watching this I’m starting to think Kevin kicking the baby like a football wasn’t actually abuse.

    • @roberteospeedwagon8178
      @roberteospeedwagon8178 Před 4 lety +39

      Pretty sure Schlatt still has it hanging

    • @redactedz6146
      @redactedz6146 Před 3 lety +22

      @@roberteospeedwagon8178 Schlatt's had it at gunpoint tbh

    • @844SteamFan
      @844SteamFan Před 3 lety +2

      @@redactedz6146 r/woooosh?

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 Před 3 lety +2

      Robert EO Speedwagon nova killed it

    • @sunday.444
      @sunday.444 Před 3 lety +1

      I didn’t realize this had likes until now. Thank you guys. I really needed this positivity today. 😘❤️❤️❤️

  • @siurdin
    @siurdin Před 4 lety +1687

    RT: *laughs maniacally as he puts his child into a blender*
    Game: "Change your baby's diaper"
    RT: *"I fEeL vErY uNcOmFoRtAbLe PlAyInG tHiS gAmE"*

    • @Starrii_Skies
      @Starrii_Skies Před 4 lety +52

      I mean obviously he’s a psychopath not a mother

  • @tresart9006
    @tresart9006 Před 3 lety +259

    "You don't play tennis with a baby!"
    *Sudden realization*
    *Plays tennis with a baby*
    This is why I love this channel. The look of sudden realization on his face was incredible

  • @theteabagwan2109
    @theteabagwan2109 Před 4 lety +273

    "Cooking"
    Gordon Ramsay has joined the chat
    Gordon Ramsay has left the chat

  • @zoid5911
    @zoid5911 Před 4 lety +339

    My headcannon is that when Call Me Kevin punted away his baby it landed in RT's yard.

  • @eryn2731
    @eryn2731 Před 4 lety +1285

    rt with a soundboard is something to be feared

  • @theodorepinnock1517
    @theodorepinnock1517 Před 3 lety +88

    Other CZcamsrs: Hey guys! Here's an endcard with all my new merch!
    RT: GIVE THE BABY BADGE PIN STIGMATA.

  • @thatguyintherain3168
    @thatguyintherain3168 Před 3 lety +49

    “You can’t play tennis with a baby!” Also Dan: *looks at his son and loads Wii Sports*

  • @TrinityBopp
    @TrinityBopp Před 4 lety +2187

    Kevin: kicks the baby
    Schlatt: hangs the baby
    RT: puts the baby in a blender and plays tennis with it

  • @tsurra
    @tsurra Před 4 lety +274

    I love how both Kevin AND Dan immediately think they have to breast feed the baby.

  • @zackpacklol4520
    @zackpacklol4520 Před 3 lety +61

    So i know you guys have heard of 'bady with a gun' but have you heard of 'baby IS a gun'

  • @thedoor_matt1409
    @thedoor_matt1409 Před 3 lety +33

    It’s so nice to see parents taking time to nurture their children

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 Před 4 lety +535

    RT : "This is my Son!"
    *B O N K*

  • @psyducktective
    @psyducktective Před 4 lety +747

    “This is my son” idk that looks a lot like Kevin’s son

    • @Oxen1997
      @Oxen1997 Před 4 lety +119

      Baby can have two daddies! Its 2020

    • @WaterPython
      @WaterPython Před 4 lety +75

      Well I mean they are the same person

    • @ctrlzme.6448
      @ctrlzme.6448 Před 4 lety +58

      I don’t know man, look’s like schlatt’s son, baby yuto to me

    • @peachy1217
      @peachy1217 Před 4 lety +28

      @@ctrlzme.6448 nah he died from execution

    • @justingick4218
      @justingick4218 Před 4 lety +24

      No kevin put kevin up for adoption

  • @Pundae
    @Pundae Před 3 lety +27

    8:48 the exact moment of realization here is beautiful.

  • @austinlinco
    @austinlinco Před 4 lety +51

    He’s gonna be a great father.

  • @yummifoamycoffecheese45
    @yummifoamycoffecheese45 Před 4 lety +192

    Alternative Title: RT teaches his followers not to call him daddy once and for all.

    • @gavinpotter9286
      @gavinpotter9286 Před 3 lety

      If calling RT "daddy" is what finally ends my miserable life, so be it

  • @beeb.w.6389
    @beeb.w.6389 Před 4 lety +1009

    Can we all take a second to appreciate...
    RT trained for this. He got the pots and everything, along with sound board.
    The man was prepared

    • @beeb.w.6389
      @beeb.w.6389 Před 3 lety +8

      @@James64 you're right, but isn't everyone in quarantine like that now?

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 Před 3 lety +5

      Yet he didn't put the remote in correctly and forgot the nunchucks lmao

  • @undefinederror40404
    @undefinederror40404 Před 4 lety +151

    RT: This is the same controller you play tennis with.
    Me: *oh no*
    RT: >realisation<
    Me: I knew it.. I love this guy.

  • @maybeasian5725
    @maybeasian5725 Před 4 lety +34

    RT: "why did you stick a motion controller into his spine?"
    Developers: "good question"

  • @itchy7879
    @itchy7879 Před 4 lety +370

    4:29 "You call it violating human rights, I call it avant-garde" RT NO

  • @ASPVids
    @ASPVids Před 4 lety +1377

    “This is my son, It’s a little bit slow in the head, I don’t know why”
    *Proceeds to shove a wii remote into its head after slamming it on the table*
    _I think we know why..._

  • @illuminateddemoman7741
    @illuminateddemoman7741 Před 3 lety +17

    "I've made some preparations in my office" then just beats the sh- out of a child doll with a potato masher

  • @birbjones4848
    @birbjones4848 Před 4 lety +37

    "lets cook the cooking mama baby"
    *No, thats not how your supposed to play the game*

  • @avii331
    @avii331 Před 4 lety +627

    _”Babies are absolutely biodegradable.”_
    RTGame - 2019

  • @plutonix5792
    @plutonix5792 Před 4 lety +1129

    Some other fun things that happened during stream:
    - He played Wario Ware with the baby
    - Twitch chat started asking him to blend the baby
    - So many blender emotes
    - R.i.p Rt's cabinet
    - We raided Kevin after who was very confused about our summary of the stream

    • @nicholaspatton8786
      @nicholaspatton8786 Před 4 lety +108

      We also discovered where the outro music came from, where he used the baby as a gun.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 4 lety +50

      I was in Kevin’s chat when y’all raided :)
      I also briefly went to RT’s to see him trying to cook the child by putting him in the pot

    • @sumi_luu
      @sumi_luu Před 4 lety +14

      My first stream was great!

    • @tom17663
      @tom17663 Před 4 lety +11

      What happened to his cabinet?

    • @Catherine_Yong
      @Catherine_Yong Před 4 lety +23

      Raid comments started at 1:41:49 on CallMeKevin's Pokemon HeartGold stream

  • @burntbread2814
    @burntbread2814 Před 3 lety +41

    When he insulted anime fans just calling it “JoJo’s extraordinary adventure” would trigger them enough (me included)

  • @yasquishyboi902
    @yasquishyboi902 Před 4 lety +22

    “you don’t play tennis with a baby, you...don’t”
    *procedes to play tennis with baby*

  • @seanfisk9815
    @seanfisk9815 Před 4 lety +749

    the game : "Don't shake the baby"
    Rt: "then why did you make them so shake-able"

    • @turtleguy4109
      @turtleguy4109 Před 4 lety +15

      Police:Stop breaking the law
      Criminal: Why did You make it breakeable

  • @retronostalgia7964
    @retronostalgia7964 Před 4 lety +277

    Kevin punted his cooking mama baby, because Kevin can’t cook.

  • @mr.balonkatonkeo7245
    @mr.balonkatonkeo7245 Před 4 lety +56

    One Day Rts Child Will Watch This And Think:
    "HOW TF DID I NOT DIE IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES WITH BEING WITH HIM"

    • @alien5520
      @alien5520 Před 3 lety +8

      If the child survives, that is

  • @cheese4870
    @cheese4870 Před 3 lety +6

    "You dont play tennis with a baby!"
    "..."
    Oh no

  • @Mineformovies
    @Mineformovies Před 4 lety +1405

    "YOU DONT PLAY TENNIS WITH A BABY"
    Wii sports: DU DU DUDU DU DU DUUUU

    • @karelpgbr
      @karelpgbr Před 4 lety +17

      I can hear this

    • @minne_music
      @minne_music Před 4 lety +5

      This cracked me up!!

    • @lighttodarkgames7818
      @lighttodarkgames7818 Před 4 lety +17

      i love how he says it once then you see the face he makes as you can see the cogs turning in his mind as he makes a realisation

    • @yoink297
      @yoink297 Před 3 lety +2

      1 thousandth like lol

  • @TheEmeraldWolf8
    @TheEmeraldWolf8 Před 4 lety +1249

    The game: "Don't shake the baby!"
    RT: *proceeds to vigorously shake the baby in order to play tennis while snapping it's neck to select options*

  • @zipperooni
    @zipperooni Před 4 lety +8

    During this, I got an ad saying “You know what? The way you care for your baby... is absolutely perfect”

  • @JustJaidenism
    @JustJaidenism Před 3 lety +6

    "You Don't Play Tennis With A Baby!-"
    "ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴛᴇɴɴɪs-..."

  • @dedalo465
    @dedalo465 Před 4 lety +524

    the entire video feels like:
    "for legal reasons this is a joke"

    • @thelumina6909
      @thelumina6909 Před 4 lety +8

      RT: "For serious, child services, please don't kill me, that's a joke."

  • @beholdnonsense5100
    @beholdnonsense5100 Před 4 lety +179

    Btw those of y'all who didn't see this live, all those cursed baby sounds? Those aren't edited in. Man had a frickin soundboard of 'em

    • @davidhonkstvorisit4811
      @davidhonkstvorisit4811 Před 3 lety +6

      Now I’m disappointed I didn’t witness this masterpiece

    • @tanyanya_was_here8193
      @tanyanya_was_here8193 Před 3 lety +11

      DavidHonksTV Or is it? It was fucking awesome in stream, when he had the ‘unless…’ and the stream went from cooking baby to boxing with baby

    • @dragondog7886
      @dragondog7886 Před 3 lety

      @@davidhonkstvorisit4811 You can always watch the full stream on the Archive channel

  • @sma.8494
    @sma.8494 Před 4 lety +17

    This video is literally ‘You can’t do X with a baby... unless’

  • @sumdood2494
    @sumdood2494 Před 3 lety +12

    Every time i see the child in the blender my mind just goes:"Turn it on."

  • @uwillbeefound6439
    @uwillbeefound6439 Před 4 lety +304

    The absolute chaos of this stream was the best return after the break....and you can't convince me otherwise

    • @uwillbeefound6439
      @uwillbeefound6439 Před 4 lety +16

      Love the way he ignored the part where he broke the wardrobe

  • @_zealos_8213
    @_zealos_8213 Před 4 lety +239

    "This is my son."
    *S L A M*
    _Well that's foreboding..._

  • @toefungus3111
    @toefungus3111 Před 4 lety +9

    "Its real hard to point when your wii remote is both inside a baby and a blender." 9:28

  • @CRIPPLEDKRIEGSMAN
    @CRIPPLEDKRIEGSMAN Před 4 lety +15

    RT: it's hard to aim when your wii remote is both inside a baby and a blender
    Me who left the room and left the video playing to come back in and hear this out of context: oh no

  • @wowie0045
    @wowie0045 Před 4 lety +216

    I love that he wears a suit every time he's on camera. It's iconic

    • @shnubdawg7730
      @shnubdawg7730 Před 4 lety +7

      He’s moist critikal but he wears a upper suit instead of a plain white shirt. Plus the shorts.

    • @FamousPotato420.5
      @FamousPotato420.5 Před 4 lety +9

      A suit with no pants, just to remind us who we're dealing with.

  • @sonofpears4691
    @sonofpears4691 Před rokem +3

    I love how as soon as he said “You can’t play tennis with a baby…” he immediatly realised the potential of this controller

  • @FlareDrafox
    @FlareDrafox Před 3 lety +4

    "I'm just taking care of my baby, in the sense of how the mafia takes care of a problem in the office."

  • @jtraypog
    @jtraypog Před 4 lety +181

    One of my absolute favourite things is whenever RT has a face cam he is always in a suit. Champion of men.

    • @serkanceltik2302
      @serkanceltik2302 Před 4 lety +18

      Thats his skin

    • @n8wulfcommander207
      @n8wulfcommander207 Před 4 lety +18

      He was also wearing shorts. Whenever they came into view, the entire chat went crazy saying “Legs!”

  • @ItsShadowXD
    @ItsShadowXD Před 4 lety +481

    Alternative Title: Rumble Tumble Gaming casually tortures around a child and plays tennis for 11mins

  • @Aulakauss
    @Aulakauss Před 3 lety +8

    I say this with absolutely zero irony: This is the quality content I subscribed for.

  • @BridiesBento
    @BridiesBento Před 4 lety +13

    your camera makes this 3000 times funnier I laughed SO HARD

  • @PirateBootsEdits
    @PirateBootsEdits Před 4 lety +96

    RT wearing a suit top and shorts out of the camera's view really sums up the quarantine video meeting experience of these past few months

  • @Bananaman559
    @Bananaman559 Před 4 lety +185

    "Dont shake the baby"
    RT: commits homicide

  • @c1lancy
    @c1lancy Před 3 lety +8

    Jotaro:
    Starplatinum: 7:08

  • @mr.derpyface558
    @mr.derpyface558 Před 3 lety +7

    0:44 When American babies evolve after millions of years

  • @chandler2581
    @chandler2581 Před 4 lety +69

    I appreciate that this man puts on at least half a suit every time he has to show himself.

  • @zeckstar4963
    @zeckstar4963 Před 4 lety +104

    "Honey, you're gonna love this day-care center. They take such a good care of their children"

  • @WelcomeVisitors
    @WelcomeVisitors Před 3 lety +5

    "You slit its neck"
    "I just got to break his neck a bit"
    "I don't like the motion I have to insert this in"
    "He's fine, he has a strong neck"
    I love out-of-context

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 Před 4 lety +85

    The Sword Art Online comment triggered such a visceral reaction within me that I genuinely recoiled
    I had no idea how deeply programmed into me that was

    • @ruller8901
      @ruller8901 Před 3 lety +5

      I like it when in between seasons someone isn’t working on Sao

  • @kayundae4411
    @kayundae4411 Před 4 lety +167

    *this man was gonna be a teacher*

  • @rndmzr153
    @rndmzr153 Před 4 lety +177

    YOU DON'T PLAY TENNIS WITH A BA-
    [Gets Wii sports out]
    8:46

  • @DoctorAids
    @DoctorAids Před 3 lety +6

    0:26 *intense crunching noises*

  • @shimaescott4640
    @shimaescott4640 Před 4 lety +5

    5:13 RT expresses his inner Italian

  • @alex_thee_weirdo9591
    @alex_thee_weirdo9591 Před 4 lety +143

    Alternate title: Rtgame tries to murder his son and cook dinner at the same time

  • @catsonbrooms
    @catsonbrooms Před 4 lety +535

    "Let's cook the baby"
    That's a _modest proposal_

    • @anthonygenco5051
      @anthonygenco5051 Před 4 lety +6

      I WAS WAITING FOR A REFERENCE LIKE THIS. THANK YOU SO MUCH! XD

    • @pinguin9305
      @pinguin9305 Před 4 lety +8

      The one thing that high school english has helped me with: understanding jokes on the internet.

    • @Silentgrace11
      @Silentgrace11 Před 4 lety +7

      Mildly unrelated, but I can never remember the word “satire” when I need it for important things (learning multiple languages really sends any semblance of a complex vocabulary into the trash) so I always google “A Modest Proposal” when I’m trying to remember the word 😂

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 Před 4 lety +5

      Well, it is just good ol' traditional Irish cooking.

    • @SuperJuneM
      @SuperJuneM Před 4 lety +1

      As a former highschool student in an advanced English class, I can say that this is the overall main idea of Dan's channel in general.

  • @elainad6728
    @elainad6728 Před 3 lety +6

    5:05
    Oh god lol

  • @metalandsteel
    @metalandsteel Před 3 lety +3

    5:18 When the kids at choir didn't go to the bathroom before the preformance

  • @cupcake8480
    @cupcake8480 Před 4 lety +133

    I used to have one of these, and somehow the wiimote got completely stuck, so I had to rip open the baby to get it back

  • @slazarmcflazar4372
    @slazarmcflazar4372 Před 4 lety +1015

    RT: We're going to take care of this baby.
    *Rams baby's head on his desk, shoves a Wii remote down his spine, treats him like a firearm, throws his baby like Alinity with her cat then runs him over with a wheel chair, tries to turn his baby into mashed potatoes and breaks his spine, tortures baby with his soundboard, shamelessly promotes his pins while crucifying baby with pins, cuts baby's air supplies by trapping baby in a pot, snaps his neck, shakes baby around like a Mexican with maracas, shoves baby into a blender, doesn't care about changing his diapers, drops baby on the floor, insults jojo in front of his baby who is a jojo fan, almost hits baby on the ceiling, uses his baby as a tennis racket, bat, baseball glove, bowling ball, and a pair of boxing gloves*
    Yeah, I'd trust him too.

  • @Breaded_Squirrel
    @Breaded_Squirrel Před 3 lety +6

    Fan theory: Babies spines are actual Wii Remotes, when they turn 4 their spine grows in

  • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
    @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Před 3 lety +5

    Soundboard: Oopsie Poopsie
    Rent Tents Game: I felt shame recording that one
    Good. You deserve it.

  • @silvertube11
    @silvertube11 Před 4 lety +205

    4:08
    As a Christian, I can confirm this is exactly how the bible went

    • @foottoast4235
      @foottoast4235 Před 4 lety +3

      Well he's not too far off, it's what happened if you didn't become a Christian

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 Před 4 lety +2

      *Heavily* paraphrased version by someone who speed read

  • @laren9559
    @laren9559 Před 4 lety +96

    Imagine if Daniel actually became a father and his kids see this.

  • @MoDotS
    @MoDotS Před 4 lety +2

    the most cursed part about this is his ventriloqiuism

  • @freerangeteacup
    @freerangeteacup Před 4 lety +7

    When he said “you’re on tin ice” I felt that