Let's Cook The Cooking Mama Baby
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- čas přidán 14. 07. 2020
- The Cooking Mama Baby lets you turn your Wii Remote into a baby and play tennis with it.
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You know, when baby's cry rt, they invoke the ancient power of spirits
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God no,
The fear in RT's face and voice when he was questioning whether he would have to breastfeed a wii remote was gold
That part killed me 😂
Time stamp: 2:00
I need a gif of that
I snorted SO LOUD during the stream when he said that
I imagine RT found this baby in his backyard after Kevin punted it.
Oh shit, so this is a sequel!
Kevin is tall and buff, even so punting an infant from Cork to Dublin is impressive
It's called shared custody
Punting a baby across Ireland is quite impressive
lol Same.
"Are you winning son?"
"Dad I'm watching a grown irish man in a suit without pants stuff a nunchuck down a baby's spine so they stuff them in a pot to burp."
so thats a yes
The baby is losing
_Goddammit Deviantart..._
@@-_.Melody._- oh no
@@844SteamFan *oh yes.*
RT: isn't wearing a full suit
Entire chat: *L E G S*
Elii. He has pretty nice legs
Leg reveal
*I can't feel my legs!!!*
5:48
WHAT'S ON THA MENU
@@graffiti-6489 LEGS, LEGS -
I like to imagine that he’s just sitting there in his tuxedo every stream, not just the ones where he shows his face
He is
Codinhammer nobody can confirm he isn’t.
@@Lucas_van_Hout nobody can confirm that either
@@toebrother that's yet to be confirmed
A tuxedo with shorts
Remember...this guy was going to be a school teacher....you know the people that teach children
😳
Little Timmy better do his home work if he doesnt want to get his kneecaps blended
He'll teach the children in hell
He was going to teach English in Japan but his interview was a week after his channel exploded so he didn't bother going
Gabriel Piñeiro García oh yes
So, this where Kevin's child landed after he dropkicked it.
And then got to Jslatt
@@cats2927 nah he probably landed in the blender and the remains got to Jslatt
8:45 is making my loose my MIND oh my god. The transition from him going "you don't play tennis with a baby" to the realisation and then to the opening theme of wii sports. The timing of it all. RT you're so unbelievably funny man, never forget that you beautiful bastard
My family is asleep, I was desperately covering my mouth to stifle my laughter at that part. I didn’t help myself by replaying it several times
Thank his editor too! I believe her name is Chloe
"don't play tennis-"
And his Wii remote being called “I want die”
I still can't connect RT's voice with his Face.
I'm way too used to connecting his voice with the voice of a thousand innocent souls screaming in agony.
Same
Salman Ramdani while the priest i want die chants
I also agree
His face doesn’t suit the voice
I always thought of it as a voice with no body, just a voice who needs blood
"So, how'd you get banned from Twitch?"
"I put a baby in a blender."
"You what?"
"I shoved a little baby's noggin into a blender. "
"Wha- Why?"
"So I could cook him!"
Same
But I got banned from the daycare center
@@buozq2 hola yo
@@buozq2 uhhhh
@@buozq2 was it good
My favourite type of smoothie
Adding “pointing a controller is hard if it’s inside a baby that’s inside a blender” to the list of phrases i’ve never tought i’d hear
I feel like CZcams's algorithm got really confused. I got an ad for Huggies biodegradable diapers.
what's the problem Vicky
Baby needs diapers now
it'll be better for the earth to have biodegradable diapers after you bury the child
Biodegradable, like the baby
I don't see the issue. Biodegradable means making sure the diaper isn't an issue anymore and can't be traced once it is disposed of. That's perfectly in-line with this video. Babies are messy, after all.
RT: “You don’t play tennis with a baby”
Also RT: Unless...
Unless what
What
What is it
@@mightypurplelicious3209 Watch the video
That part killed me
One day, we’re gonna look back at this video when RT actually has a kid
His kid: *watches video* *visible horror*
"Dad, why are you shaking this doll?"
"Get back in the basement."
@@ra_khvc "Get back in the basement Mercedes GLA."
So will cps during the custody case
Once RT has a kid: *makes a video*
Cooking mama baby but with a real baby
How to take care of your baby?
Google: Feed him, care about him, love him etc.
Bing:
I mean you are asking how to “take care” of your baby…
it's probably the other way now
"You dont play tennis with a baby!"
RT 3 seconds later: *Uses his baby as a tennis racket, a baseball, a baseball bat, a bowling ball, and a human shield against Matt*
Non of it is considered abuse until Matt. Matt just straight up Broke it’s spine (even more)
I love how he has a cutting board, a potato masher, a pot, a blender, and a cookbook prepared, but no nunchuck...
Interesting fact: Before his youtube took off, RT originally wanted to be a teacher!
He’s great with children :)
@@allie_vr9679 looks like he knows what to do with naughty ones too
the pacific wart yeah
He would be a good teacher tho. I get 7th grade social studies teacher vibes from him
I think that was mentioned in the reddit QnA thing
10:07 “Don’t be such a baby, bones grow back!”
“No they don’t.”
Ribs*
Also Team Fortress 2 funny keanu chungus 1000 upvotes funny
@@silly_lil_guy this comment dosen't work
@@e4rlygames try turning it off the back on
@@kbecker3020 do you have another comment on stock? still dosen't work, please help.
He ripped out the baby’s cybernetic in his spine.
Isn't that Kevin's son that he kicked like a football.
"You call it violating human rights. I call it avant garde."
Underrated comment
I read it as he said it, that's a bit creepy
Hitler if he got accepted into art school
4:28
Schlatt: hangs his baby
Kevin: drop kicks his baby
Dan: *kills his baby*
Edit: either way, they're dead
Jschlatt was just a bystander. The baby hung itself.
Schlatt: Neurotic Italian
Kevin: calm Irishman
Dan: chaotic Irishman
Ur forgetting when quackity ripped his baby’s arm off.
I just think it’s worth mentioning
What a wholesome family of three single dads trying their hardest and their pile of dead infants.
Probably no one is gonna see this, but I want to thank RT, I saw your videos and streams when I was at my lowest points and I still could burst into laughter, every time, even your more personal vids made me feel like I was happy for at least a moment, I'm way better now but I really appreciate your job and effort
I personally believe Rt is the pinnacle of comedy.
Well he saw it Diego, good job:)
I felt physical pain hearing the "oopsie poopsy" sound, how is this even possible?!?
I took 10 damage from that
After watching this I’m starting to think Kevin kicking the baby like a football wasn’t actually abuse.
Pretty sure Schlatt still has it hanging
@@roberteospeedwagon8178 Schlatt's had it at gunpoint tbh
@@redactedz6146 r/woooosh?
Robert EO Speedwagon nova killed it
I didn’t realize this had likes until now. Thank you guys. I really needed this positivity today. 😘❤️❤️❤️
RT: *laughs maniacally as he puts his child into a blender*
Game: "Change your baby's diaper"
RT: *"I fEeL vErY uNcOmFoRtAbLe PlAyInG tHiS gAmE"*
I mean obviously he’s a psychopath not a mother
"You don't play tennis with a baby!"
*Sudden realization*
*Plays tennis with a baby*
This is why I love this channel. The look of sudden realization on his face was incredible
"Cooking"
Gordon Ramsay has joined the chat
Gordon Ramsay has left the chat
My headcannon is that when Call Me Kevin punted away his baby it landed in RT's yard.
Oh yeah its all coming together
Cooking Mama Baby: The Extended Universe
rt with a soundboard is something to be feared
Other CZcamsrs: Hey guys! Here's an endcard with all my new merch!
RT: GIVE THE BABY BADGE PIN STIGMATA.
“You can’t play tennis with a baby!” Also Dan: *looks at his son and loads Wii Sports*
Kevin: kicks the baby
Schlatt: hangs the baby
RT: puts the baby in a blender and plays tennis with it
The triumvirate
The (un)holy trinity
@@aidszamuril4032 nah just the holy trinity really
Ah yes, the parenting peaks
For the first time RT surpassed Kevin in evilness
I love how both Kevin AND Dan immediately think they have to breast feed the baby.
So i know you guys have heard of 'bady with a gun' but have you heard of 'baby IS a gun'
It’s so nice to see parents taking time to nurture their children
RT : "This is my Son!"
*B O N K*
-Scout tf2
“This is my son” idk that looks a lot like Kevin’s son
Baby can have two daddies! Its 2020
Well I mean they are the same person
I don’t know man, look’s like schlatt’s son, baby yuto to me
@@ctrlzme.6448 nah he died from execution
No kevin put kevin up for adoption
8:48 the exact moment of realization here is beautiful.
He’s gonna be a great father.
Alternative Title: RT teaches his followers not to call him daddy once and for all.
If calling RT "daddy" is what finally ends my miserable life, so be it
Can we all take a second to appreciate...
RT trained for this. He got the pots and everything, along with sound board.
The man was prepared
@@James64 you're right, but isn't everyone in quarantine like that now?
Yet he didn't put the remote in correctly and forgot the nunchucks lmao
RT: This is the same controller you play tennis with.
Me: *oh no*
RT: >realisation<
Me: I knew it.. I love this guy.
RT: "why did you stick a motion controller into his spine?"
Developers: "good question"
4:29 "You call it violating human rights, I call it avant-garde" RT NO
Accelerationists be like
Underappreciated line
You call it a war crime I call it MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY.
Yeetus fetus.
Hello
“This is my son, It’s a little bit slow in the head, I don’t know why”
*Proceeds to shove a wii remote into its head after slamming it on the table*
_I think we know why..._
yeah, thats the joke.
Haha I did that with my baby cousin why is he turning blue?
Baby didn't have Wii motion plus
"I've made some preparations in my office" then just beats the sh- out of a child doll with a potato masher
"lets cook the cooking mama baby"
*No, thats not how your supposed to play the game*
_”Babies are absolutely biodegradable.”_
RTGame - 2019
I remember he said in a SootHouse Video.
*I understood that reference*
Well, technically...
Some other fun things that happened during stream:
- He played Wario Ware with the baby
- Twitch chat started asking him to blend the baby
- So many blender emotes
- R.i.p Rt's cabinet
- We raided Kevin after who was very confused about our summary of the stream
We also discovered where the outro music came from, where he used the baby as a gun.
I was in Kevin’s chat when y’all raided :)
I also briefly went to RT’s to see him trying to cook the child by putting him in the pot
My first stream was great!
What happened to his cabinet?
Raid comments started at 1:41:49 on CallMeKevin's Pokemon HeartGold stream
When he insulted anime fans just calling it “JoJo’s extraordinary adventure” would trigger them enough (me included)
I will treat you like RTs baby
“you don’t play tennis with a baby, you...don’t”
*procedes to play tennis with baby*
the game : "Don't shake the baby"
Rt: "then why did you make them so shake-able"
Police:Stop breaking the law
Criminal: Why did You make it breakeable
Kevin punted his cooking mama baby, because Kevin can’t cook.
Kevin should have been in football
But he can bake bad
One Day Rts Child Will Watch This And Think:
"HOW TF DID I NOT DIE IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES WITH BEING WITH HIM"
If the child survives, that is
"You dont play tennis with a baby!"
"..."
Oh no
"YOU DONT PLAY TENNIS WITH A BABY"
Wii sports: DU DU DUDU DU DU DUUUU
I can hear this
This cracked me up!!
i love how he says it once then you see the face he makes as you can see the cogs turning in his mind as he makes a realisation
1 thousandth like lol
The game: "Don't shake the baby!"
RT: *proceeds to vigorously shake the baby in order to play tennis while snapping it's neck to select options*
Its alright, its immortal.
RT burping the child: *vigorous shaking*
"The baby's okay"
During this, I got an ad saying “You know what? The way you care for your baby... is absolutely perfect”
"You Don't Play Tennis With A Baby!-"
"ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴛᴇɴɴɪs-..."
the entire video feels like:
"for legal reasons this is a joke"
RT: "For serious, child services, please don't kill me, that's a joke."
Btw those of y'all who didn't see this live, all those cursed baby sounds? Those aren't edited in. Man had a frickin soundboard of 'em
Now I’m disappointed I didn’t witness this masterpiece
DavidHonksTV Or is it? It was fucking awesome in stream, when he had the ‘unless…’ and the stream went from cooking baby to boxing with baby
@@davidhonkstvorisit4811 You can always watch the full stream on the Archive channel
This video is literally ‘You can’t do X with a baby... unless’
Every time i see the child in the blender my mind just goes:"Turn it on."
The absolute chaos of this stream was the best return after the break....and you can't convince me otherwise
Love the way he ignored the part where he broke the wardrobe
"This is my son."
*S L A M*
_Well that's foreboding..._
reminds me of SmallAnt
"Its real hard to point when your wii remote is both inside a baby and a blender." 9:28
RT: it's hard to aim when your wii remote is both inside a baby and a blender
Me who left the room and left the video playing to come back in and hear this out of context: oh no
I love that he wears a suit every time he's on camera. It's iconic
He’s moist critikal but he wears a upper suit instead of a plain white shirt. Plus the shorts.
A suit with no pants, just to remind us who we're dealing with.
I love how as soon as he said “You can’t play tennis with a baby…” he immediatly realised the potential of this controller
"I'm just taking care of my baby, in the sense of how the mafia takes care of a problem in the office."
One of my absolute favourite things is whenever RT has a face cam he is always in a suit. Champion of men.
Thats his skin
He was also wearing shorts. Whenever they came into view, the entire chat went crazy saying “Legs!”
Alternative Title: Rumble Tumble Gaming casually tortures around a child and plays tennis for 11mins
Nice
Maybe rumble tumble games plays tennis with his son....
@@cali132 and his son is the tennis ball
SG21 no
R U M B L E T U M B L E
I say this with absolutely zero irony: This is the quality content I subscribed for.
your camera makes this 3000 times funnier I laughed SO HARD
RT wearing a suit top and shorts out of the camera's view really sums up the quarantine video meeting experience of these past few months
"Dont shake the baby"
RT: commits homicide
Game: "do not shake baby"
RT: *haha, baby go shake*
Jotaro:
Starplatinum: 7:08
0:44 When American babies evolve after millions of years
I appreciate that this man puts on at least half a suit every time he has to show himself.
Ya gotta dress fancy for the fans
"Honey, you're gonna love this day-care center. They take such a good care of their children"
"You slit its neck"
"I just got to break his neck a bit"
"I don't like the motion I have to insert this in"
"He's fine, he has a strong neck"
I love out-of-context
The Sword Art Online comment triggered such a visceral reaction within me that I genuinely recoiled
I had no idea how deeply programmed into me that was
I like it when in between seasons someone isn’t working on Sao
*this man was gonna be a teacher*
Yea and a good one %100 passing just cook the failing ones
Dam 6
9 liks
Hello children welcome to cooking class! Who wants to go up first?
YOU DON'T PLAY TENNIS WITH A BA-
[Gets Wii sports out]
8:46
The look he gets on his face tho
That’s when things got better
0:26 *intense crunching noises*
5:13 RT expresses his inner Italian
Alternate title: Rtgame tries to murder his son and cook dinner at the same time
"Let's cook the baby"
That's a _modest proposal_
I WAS WAITING FOR A REFERENCE LIKE THIS. THANK YOU SO MUCH! XD
The one thing that high school english has helped me with: understanding jokes on the internet.
Mildly unrelated, but I can never remember the word “satire” when I need it for important things (learning multiple languages really sends any semblance of a complex vocabulary into the trash) so I always google “A Modest Proposal” when I’m trying to remember the word 😂
Well, it is just good ol' traditional Irish cooking.
As a former highschool student in an advanced English class, I can say that this is the overall main idea of Dan's channel in general.
5:05
Oh god lol
5:18 When the kids at choir didn't go to the bathroom before the preformance
I used to have one of these, and somehow the wiimote got completely stuck, so I had to rip open the baby to get it back
Baby dissection
Please send this to someone just starting from "somehow the wiimote got stuck"
@@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat Somehow the wiimote got stuck, so I had to rip open the baby to get it back
R/2sentence horror
RT: We're going to take care of this baby.
*Rams baby's head on his desk, shoves a Wii remote down his spine, treats him like a firearm, throws his baby like Alinity with her cat then runs him over with a wheel chair, tries to turn his baby into mashed potatoes and breaks his spine, tortures baby with his soundboard, shamelessly promotes his pins while crucifying baby with pins, cuts baby's air supplies by trapping baby in a pot, snaps his neck, shakes baby around like a Mexican with maracas, shoves baby into a blender, doesn't care about changing his diapers, drops baby on the floor, insults jojo in front of his baby who is a jojo fan, almost hits baby on the ceiling, uses his baby as a tennis racket, bat, baseball glove, bowling ball, and a pair of boxing gloves*
Yeah, I'd trust him too.
xd i would too
The baby is a jojo fan?
Nice to know.
That wasnt much of a golden experience though.
Good point
o o IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
@@eyoshinthemaximum maybe...
Fan theory: Babies spines are actual Wii Remotes, when they turn 4 their spine grows in
Soundboard: Oopsie Poopsie
Rent Tents Game: I felt shame recording that one
Good. You deserve it.
4:08
As a Christian, I can confirm this is exactly how the bible went
Well he's not too far off, it's what happened if you didn't become a Christian
*Heavily* paraphrased version by someone who speed read
Imagine if Daniel actually became a father and his kids see this.
the most cursed part about this is his ventriloqiuism
When he said “you’re on tin ice” I felt that