GTA 5, but if I say "cop" then the cops try to kill me
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- čas přidán 1. 12. 2021
- Never say "cop" out loud.
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There's something fantastic about how nonchalantly the program says "I'm calling the cops"
Scared white woman energy.
And cops spawn
@@near5148 I'm calling the cops
@@wjep7141 SHUT
@Florin beby SHUT
The fact that he doesn’t trust “Your content has helped me a lot” but does trust “What’s the capital of Denmark?” is confusing.
@@ravenyzf8293 And do you have evidence for this or would you call it a gut feeling?
Edit: the guy said it's because he fakes content for views or something like that
@@ravenyzf8293 its part of the challenge
@@ravenyzf8293 yes, he is.
@@ravenyzf8293 he went for multiple hours. It's also way harder to catch them when you're focusing on driving in GTA instead of just watching a video on CZcams
@@ravenyzf8293 Alot of youtubers fake stuff, Doug isnt one of them.
I'm dying at 13:24. "The program didn't even scam me by saying cops!" "I'm calling the cops" "......... I am so fucking stupid"
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@@ShadowTeamSHORTSso awesome
@@ShadowTeamSHORTS Amen
@@ShadowTeamSHORTS🙏🙏
@@ShadowTeamSHORTS THIS IS NOT THE CHURCH
1:52
imagine youre just trying to tell your favourate streamer that they helped you mentally and he just says "i dont belive you"
Nice spelling in your name and comment
@AdminAbuse Do you have nothing better to do than to be a jerk to people on the internet over their spelling?
@@ArsenixOnVrguess so lol
@@ArsenixOnVrit gives them attention that they lack from family and (no) friends around them. honestly, people like this don’t make me upset, just sad
It contained "Con"
"Your content has helped me a lot, thank you"
Doug: "You're not real"
An absolute classic.
“Your sadness is fake, your entire life is fabrication, Begone trickster!”
@@wjep7141 begone bot
@@wjep7141 I'm calling the cops
Con. Cop.
"As long as I don't say anything stupid this should be easy" has famous-last-words energy
Haha yeah boi
SCHOOL! The answer is I don't go! Why go? I am famous. I am famous. I have more fans than fingers multiplied with toes multiplied with teeth multiplied with ears. I am famous. I am famous. SCHOOL? No, thanks. CZcams FAME? Yes. Good day, dear emm
Hello btw what's your character
Hello btw what's your character
Hello btw whats your character
This guy is a genius
He manage to create a system where the viewers have to pay money to maybe make him say the word that will make something happen.
He gets payed for entertainment to happen while getting payed for the entertainment that happens.
He is a genius
dzejdiii hahha kurwa
Edits it and posts it to youtube, even more money
This dude has 200 IQ
paid*
True capitalism
9:16 that sequence is perfect lol
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@@ShadowTeamSHORTS nobody asked for you to tell that, not everyone is Christian, stop commenting these, it ruins comments
@@noamsoleil2610dude i’m a christian and i agree w u youtube comments r not a fucking church 😭😭
@@ShadowTeamSHORTSno
@@hawkingbirdme too mate. Like, save it for church, ok?😭😭
As someone who sat through all 4+ hours of doug suffering through this challenge, I can safely say that the victory was well deserved.
I agree
someone stole ur comment bro
Prov
it's always deserved.
That's awesome, I don't watch twitch I'm so happy we get the edited versions here sometimes
"I said butthole."
"I'm calling the cops."
Man, I love the text-to-speech voice.
lmao same
"You said Ike, dumb ass."
"Spawning Buttholes"
"My screen's hot"
"Taking a screenshot"
Oh that was perfect.
9:17 Doug just accepted that he was gonna die that round and that's hilarious.😂
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@@ShadowTeamSHORTSm.czcams.com/video/WiCGybQFUQ0/video.html
@@ShadowTeamSHORTSstop spamming that bruh I’ve seen you on 4 other comments
“my engine is dead” *tire pops* “I don’t have a tire” *EXPLODES* Got me Cracking Up
the cows spawning at 10:50 and then instantly disappearing as they fell to their deaths and Doug Doug casually ignoring it made me WHEEEEZE
It's okay they're immortal!
@@renownerd.276 "its just strawberry jam"
the moo tho xD
Seriously same. I’m like, ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE COWS? They just fell like a mile above the ground????
dont worry they dont feel pain!
This entire video is great, but at 10:46 when doug says 'cows' and they spawn and immediately moo off into oblivion eliminated me
That moment alone convinced me we needed more of these LMFAO
I actually cried laughing at that part. That was all it took to get me to subscribe
I like how he just doesn't care, it makes it so much better
Now that's czcams.com/video/4JHrzVWfNkk/video.html a true crime
same lmao
In hindsight, he should have made it so that saying "steer" would have spawned the cows as well.
why?
@@j.b.5422 A young, neutered, male bovine is called a steer.
Is it just me or is this one of Doug’s videos that you can just watch over and over again and not get bored?
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I've seen his videos many times and they still make me laugh, even the VODs, I can watch those over and over.
Person in chat: “Hey man I’ve been going through some mental health problems and your channel has been helping me a lot.
Any other streamer: “So glad to hear bro, hang in there.”
DougDoug: “I dOnT BeLiEvE yOu”
That person needed to play the best life of their life
I mean, it was the worst stream to say that on. If it’s true then it sucks to be him. But the entire point of the stream was for people to try to trick Dougdoug, of course doug Doug is gonna be on edge.
@@selena8757 bruh I think there is a slight possibility your a bot
@Florin beby hmmmn tempting but I'll stay pure
Woah woah woah!! Why has this comment section become a place for sketchy links
I like to imagine this takes place in a world where "cop" is a super illegal derogatory term towards policemen and saying it is punishable by death
Britain
"We prefer the term 'officer of the law'."
@@rickard486 "hey, dude, you're a cop right-"
"THA'S AWFISSA TO YOU M8"
After 109 years in a dystopian future, due to the history of Police Violence. The government has changed its policy, The phrase cop has been denied by a new amendment, utilizing the teleportation technology by Elon musk. These new police officers’ entire purpose is to wipe out the old history of cops in America.
@@jockeyfield1954 I don’t think that’s how anyone here says officer lmao
I love Doug's face when he falls for the first cows trick. "If cows could tell time...." Immediate look of just how stupid am I.
11:26 killed me, the car just casually going off the side and then the cows falling from the sky
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@@ShadowTeamSHORTS???
That “Taking a screenshot,” thing is the most clever thing anyone in chat has done.
NFT moment
I still don't get it. Can someone explain it to a low IQ individual like me, please?
@@stephen3293 at 2:40 someone said "my screen's hot" and his voice mod took a screenshot
Doug read “the screen is hot” and the program heard it as “screenshot” and so took a screenshot.
Thanks you guys, appreciate it :)
There's something funny about Doug continuing to deliberately call them "cops" of his own accord when it seems that "police", "law enforcement", "peace officers", "SWAT" and "LSPD" are all still on the table.
Actually "Police" triggered the same effect. At one point in the VOD he said "Cops" and then tried to explain saying the word "Police", instantly spawning cops in front of him and killing the attempt
@@luka_8 well, that rules out one possibility.
@Florin beby bro what the fuck
“Pig” and “pigs” are also free to use
While kinda offensive
You gotta hide it in plain sight, use a blatant word at first and then use a slightly less blatant word afterward and it'll work like a charm
[spawning planes]
Seek help
@@zacyquack ?
@@zacyquack ?
Did you see opium being consumed in China?
Doug: Breathes
The totally not sentient AI wanting to fuck with him: I AM CALLING THE COPS
On this episode of DougDoug, Doug accidentally turns Los Santos into a literal police state where wordcrimes are punished by DEATH!
So basically GTA Online
AKA if Los Santos was run by Twitter
@mona get tf out of dougs comments
sounds like normal america
@@sanehatter2379 Don’t bother replying, just report it as spam
As someone who watched this live, the amount of times that Doug would dodge the message trick only to backpedal back into it on his own was ridiculous.
He always brags that he didn't fall for it but then he says the word while explaining that he avoided it lol
Nothing to do with your comment but nice EMIYA meme
Almost like its on purpose for content
Probably slightly intentional
At the end. He didn't even read
its a little detail but I love how Doug made the music fainter as he flew upwards and then back to normal when landed at 11:44
its those little details that made me subscribe to you
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@@ShadowTeamSHORTSBRO STOP
@@anchov648 you do know it’s a bot right?
@@Ini5371 i really dont remember writing that lmao hes clearly a bot
Thank the editor
I've rewatched this so many times, and 6:14 gets me every time. That's some real depression right there.
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@@ShadowTeamSHORTS
Tell me something I don’t know smh
@@ShadowTeamSHORTStell me something that is true please
oerfect meoment
I love how twitch chat has this side of being dumb,coordinated, and tricky like it's one of those main villains who will always try to outsmart doug through sheer will and cooperation
They're just like those FILTHY carrots!!
_I'm calling the cops._
(Cooperation contains cop)
The fact that Doug was so confident that black hole wouldn't work to be bamboozled by chat multiple times was simply amazing.
@Enda Solac 👍🏿 no
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Jesus sucks toes
“I’ve been going through really bad mental health”
Doug: I don’t trust you
My heart actually felt compressed when he said that because I imagined that person hearing that and later committing forever sleep
Relatable, I always find that the hardest part of playing “Where’s Waldo”, is not being able to say Waldo.
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@@ShadowTeamSHORTS I know.
Imagine being a cop and sitting at the station only to suddenly materialise with 29 other cops in front of a criminal must be terrifying for both parties
"Dammit, i was eating my doughnut"
Don't forget materializing in a car as well
I'd be a pretty pissed off cop if that happened to me too.
*I'm calling the cops*
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"activating black hole" is the most menacing thing possible, especially considering what happens after.
"AAAAHH N O S T R I L S"
*crashes
"FUCK"
3:47 omg they actually hit..... IM CALLING THE COPS left me dying 😭😂😂😂😂😂
ookie?
Doug second guessing genuine messages that have no trick but just so happened to be sent during a stream like this is gold
If anyone ever talks about a real divorce in a message it's going to suck for them
@@goodguykonrad3701 some poor guy not realising what the stream is that day reaching out to his favourite streamer for advice: Doug my wife had left me and took the kids what do I do with my life now
Doug Doug on attempt 893: is this I trick? Why would you say something like that? Where is the bait? What does this mean?
I think they absolutely are a trick. The trick is just that there's no trick and it's funny to see doug be paranoid.
Hey czcams.com/video/4JHrzVWfNkk/video.html that's crazy
@@bmccarthy9 I checked the stream and it seems like he was genuine. In the chat, he backpedal from his message after being shot down. :c
I definitely want to see more of the "but if I say" series. So hilarious to see what chat comes up with. You always have very interesting "modifiers" to spice it up. MORE PLEASE!
good news, a few days ago he streamed "smash ultimate, but if i say any character name i have to restart".
for 8 hours.
Definitely one of my favorite series, that and anything Skyrim.
I wanna see him do a "but if I say" in Risk of Rain 2, that shit would be funny as FUCK
I don't fucking believe you
i love the ones like this where chat can trick him into saying something, then someone opens up about their hard times to their favorite streamer just to be told "you are lying"
8:52 "nnnnggGGHHH NOOOOSTRIIILLLS" kills me every time
His videos make my day a little better when i have my period cramps 😭 helps me focus on anything other that that for a second
9:16 the comedic timing of each bit breaking is perfect
It seems like something that would happen in a 2000s sitcom
true
It’s like how Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation or Ray Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine would react to the situation
The comedic timing at 9:16 when his tire pops kills me.
His car explodes right after that also
“My engine is dead.”
*beat*
*tire explodes*
“I don’t have a tire.”
*car explodes*
"I'm calling the cops."
Reminds me of a gmod vanoss video
Rule of thirds
13:06 Sweet, Xenoblade Chronicles 2 was awesome. Love to see its music
Doug's streams do genuinely help me with period cramps, they're so overstimulating my brain can't focus on the physical pain
Edit: Guys for the love of God don't engage the transphobes in the replies further.
I'll give you a comment since the other one was a creepy robot
CZcams when dislikes 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
youtube when bots😁😁😁😊☺️😊😁😁😊😅❤️😅😊😅❤️
If overstimulation helps then I'd recommend breakcore music
Somewere in dougs house you've spawned a ramp saying that
Same, belly laughing that makes my muscles tense helps a lot 👌
10:46 That was unexpectedly funny
Love the disappearing "moo"
Lol
Yeah lol
Bro really said "MOOOoooo⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰°°°°°°°°°"
@@riga_tony to the backrooms they go
LOL
4:16 The struggle is real
fr
Imagine being a first time Doug viewer. You pour your heart out and tell him how much his content has helped you mental health wise, only for him to read your message, look you in the eyes, and say “I don’t believe you.”
Dougdoug: Mistrusts a wholesome message.
Program: "I'm calling the cops."
Pppp
Karens be like
Ok
Karen Abuse Im Calling The Cops
Program: I'm bout to arrest this man's whole career
These kinds of challenges really bring out the creativity of chat
Yes it is! I can agree with you Junaid.
Ahh hell nah frickin bots
Oh no I feel so bad i accidentally reported an actual commenter instead of the bots. I’m sorry whomever commented down here :/
@@em-agan KDSFHKJSDHFKSDJHFKJDSH WHAT I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RN
@Dont working czcams.com/video/JwncAQurlqk/video.html
Doug makes it so easy for chat to get him, when he says out loud the thing that causes the thing to appear
I love the Xenoblade music for the last attempt, thanks
I love when twitch chat tries to trip him up in creative ways and he gets all paranoid.
10:46 “cows on their own are, really really bad actually” *ACTIVATING COWS* (MOOooo)
Lmfao!!! 35 cows jus free falling out of nowhere 😆😆
I came to the comments to say this, I nearly pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rip cows
*MOOOOoooooo*
imagine you're chilling in your house in GTA 5 (without dying or being a criminal somehow), and suddenly 35 cows come out of nowhere straight through your roof.
Imagine telling somebody your coping mechanism and then they say "I'm calling the cops"
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@@ShadowTeamSHORTS Ok?
Dougdoug:dont shoot me
Also dougdoug:*immediately gets shot*
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"I"m going through the hardest week of my life mental health wise"
"I don't believe you."
LMAOOOOOOOOO
say czcams.com/video/4JHrzVWfNkk/video.html this
“My engine is dead.”
“I don’t have a tire.”
*Car Explodes*
"I don't have a car."
😂
This video is basically trying to use a variant of the GTA chaos mod
The fact that Doug said Nitro just after getting into his vehicle because someone tricked him into saying it but when he was not in the vehicle yet is just such a w moment.
5:11 is comedy gold. He celebrates getting out and then gets IMMEDIATELY bashed by another semi.
Road rage confirmed
"Don't shoot me"
Instantly blasted by a rocket launcher
omg big fan
Based childhood icon
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@@ShadowTeamSHORTS true
7:47 Timestamp
Spoiler: he said something stupid
The drift with the blown tires was hype as fuck
"My engine is dead." "I don't have a tire." *car explodes*
The comedic timing of this was flawless.
9:13
14:11 doug dodging that cop while drifting was amazing
*I'm calling the police*
@@SB20333 i killed the police
Imdeed
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Literally something you’d see in an action movie, more specifically Fast and Furious
This shit makes me feel better about the bugs in my code lol
10:48 THE COWS LOL
"My engine is dead"
*tire pops*
"and I dont have a tire"
*blows up*
9:16
The triple threat comedic timing was f-ckin' glorious.
(Holy shit a year later and this has 2.6k likes, think that's my record. Good on you, chaps!)
I know
@@theharrbear5369 no you didnt
@@taureon_ Yes he does
@@spiders1252 But what if he didn't?
@@Anonymous-cn9ow but what if no one did?
9:19 That flat tire is pure comedic gold after engine dying...XD
My biggest takeaway from this video is that Doug does actually know the capital of Denmark despite his claims
11:41 The banjo music quieting as you get higher and getting louder as we come back to the ground is great.
14:31 Imagine if Doug got sniped out of the air.
Didn’t even notice lol
After I heard it the second time I realized it was Moo Moo Farm
@@thegameboy8332 what the heck is Moo Moo Farm? Lol is that the song from that one race track on Mario Kart 64?
@@luuneychild2951 yes it is
@@thegameboy8332 lol nice
Dougdoug videos are the opposite of clickbait.
You're promised one thing, and then get another 50 things you didn't ask for, but didn't realize you needed.
He solves problems nobody has. And it's beautiful.
8:34 “i said butthole” “I’m calling the cops”
There is a floating man at 12:03
13:47 Holy shit I just realized that the road barrier actually works and springs into itself if you crash on it I literally never knew that
Yeah! I make sure I always drive into them. ALWAYS.
Whoa czcams.com/video/4JHrzVWfNkk/video.html who did it
They're actually taken from a actual real thing that is in use by engineers and safety road workers irl!
@@wjep7141 shut up
Have you played GTA? 😂
10:43 how the cows spawn mid air while flying has me tearing up
MOOooo…
Fr
Same
*activating cows*
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This was my first doug doug video, im watching it again and its just as good
I love how your channel statistics validate me as being a dude. Also, your videos are genuinely wonderful to watch when going through a depressive episode and I'm so glad I found your channel :)
I love how during the 'jump' part around 11:50, the inserted music gets further away and then fades back in as he falls lmfao
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10:45 had me dying of laughter, the cows just falling from the sky.
Bro, me to LMAO
I Keep repeating this moment
I don’t know how he didn’t break at that
MMMOOOooo-
their moos just fades away 😆😆🤣🤣
MOWUÖÖÖöööööö!
I didn't even really watch DougDoug videos before today, and I still knew that last line of the intro was the softest layup to eating your words I will ever hear.
9:40 activating: C O W S
10:49
11:16
11:34
12:01
9:42 get out of the road you stupid beast
as a girl, i can confirm that doug’s streams do in fact cure . cramps
*activating ramps*
you, sir, are incredible
Don't care + you're female 🙏
@@gens0kyo ah yes the one thing you've never felt the touch of
We know you’re trying to trick us, ma’am.
You are most definitely trying to activate the ramps.
i don't know why but the moment that got me the most was when he accidently said cow while flying back to the starting point, having like a seconds hesitation as a dozen cows fall to their death and continuing like nothing happened. i could see the ".....know what i have enough shit to deal with right now" thought cross his mind
That's a czcams.com/video/4JHrzVWfNkk/video.html Fact
"I feel like you're not gonna get B-Hole, and there's a lot of effort going into B-Hole right now"
~DougDoug, 2022
Imagine thinking of a very good way to make Doug say any word but then suddenly he had to scratch his eyes and then missed your donation.
9:16 game didn’t give him a break💀
10:23 are we gonna ignore how clean this was
Reminds me of those GTA mlg videos when I was younger
@@joshuajackson8120 do you remember redmonkeymon?
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Bottle Flip? Naw, Car Corkscrew!
_That was sweet!_ *+1000*
As one of the sparse few female viewers, I can say that while dougdoug content may cure Period Cramps, it definitely *doesn't* cure Periodic Ramps. Can't drive anywhere with those things spawning in front of you all the time like that
Its just me and you lol
@@jamiew9289 hah. *appears*
Omg, ikr. It just makes driving impossible
Feman.
@@greens268
funny
laughed
Part of the .2% who could use Doug’s streams/VODs to distract from period cramps. It’s day 3, and I still feel like I’m dying.
I’m seriously considering getting a partial hysterectomy. For my friends who’ve had bad cycles and bad side effects from birth control, it’s helped them a ton. You still get periods from cervical tissue, but those last about 2 1/2 days instead of 8-9
The guy that got him to take a screenshot is the goat.
I love how he didn't think anyone could trigger "black hole" and every time they successfully did he almost immediately failed 😄
How do you even do anything about that command, though?
Also, it feels like this is not as much of a challenge to get Doug to actually say the words, but to trick his Program into thinking he said it.
@@SilentDragonite149 I just find it funny that his chat managed to get him to trigger that so many times when he didn't think it would be able to be triggered even once, don't think too hard about it :)
@@GalaxyWisp I do find it funny whenever Black Hole activates. That and the Music override when Cows is activated, although that's more of an editing thing.
There’s nothing I love more than Doug’s instant mood change when he realizes he’s been tricked
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@tuh mater that's nice thank you for saying that to this man
This was the first ever dougdoug video I've watched and I've been watching ever since
Love that when he beats it, half the chat is spamming NOO! while the other half spams YESS!
12:53 "You know how I know you're lying though? Because my audience is like 99.8% dudes."
Hi, resident girl of the doughole here. Have a wonderful day you beautiful bastard, your content's pretty neat :)
i was just about to comment about how i'm part of the 0.2% - glad i'm not alone haha
Another one of the 0.2%
ayyy chiming in also
Another part of the 0.2% here!!!!
I'm also part of that 0.2% lol! DougDoug gals and nonbinary pals unite
10:47
Cows on their own are... really really bad actually.
Cows: m o O *O* O o o o
this is what got me hooked on dougdoug
I know is not the same clip but 8:31 got me
Doug: “I said b hole”
The program: “I am calling the cops” lmao
I laughed my ads off lol
Damn 3 Spams in the replies 😯
@@The_General_Owl i mean, CZcams report is just useless, reported multiple tine and still no response
@@runhaohuang451 Yeah, they rarely take action against spam. It feels like they don't care
Doug: **gets smoked by a random flying car lmao**