HARAAMI CHINA | FUNNY RANTS 6.0 | VIPUL GOYAL
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- čas přidán 16. 06. 2020
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One of the best and a intelligent stand up comedian we have...Kudos.
Tera aukat bhi nahi h Nalsar me admission lene ka.
what hapnd bhai?
Nicely said
@@niksri412 Tera aukat bhi nahi h Nalsar me admission lene ka.
@@navneettrikha918 ....why are u explaining ur self...take it easy
The more aggressive he gets..the more hilarious he becomes😆😆😆😆😆
4 min mai 400 punches dene vaala ekmaatra stand up comedian Vipul Goyal.
Joke + Roast + Patriotism
😂🔥🇮🇳
The most striking thing about Vipul Goyal is the fact that how effortlessly he creates witty humor.
All these rant videos by Vipul Goyal during this lockdown are seriously Standup Level jokes! He could've easily not posted these and written a one hour special with these jokes. But he chose to just shell them out on CZcams.
VIPUL GOYAL IS A CLASS ACT
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No i like girls doing jokes on porn religion feminism patriarchy and all. They better than these idiots!!
Completely agreed..
Abey chal ..vipul ki door ki maami ke chacha..ke foofa ke bete....ek bottle daru pe comment likhne wale
@@nirbhaynandan72 sometimes you should change your test .
The nita ambani classic joke. All these years and he still can't let go😂😂😂
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂
Awesome Callback
Never gets Old 😂
La-HORE & 56" vs 3.5"....man epic 😆😂🤣
I always laugh at the really innovative punches he picks up on socio political states ! Looking forward to more such stuffs
Same here...love his humour😂
Best stand up comedian. He's underrated. Please support him getting more fame.
He has two fucking web series ,he is not underrated.
Shi bola completely agree...😊
Who the fuck said he is underrated? Lol
He's one of pioneer of standups
DUDE WTF U SAYING
HE IS NOT UNDERRATED, HE IS ALREADY POPULAR ENOUGH.......
He is perfect example of "intelligent sense of humour" ❤️
3.5 inch . Bhi jyada ..hai sayad😂
Without offending the sentimental value related to the situation and still funny, yes intelligent sense of humour
That's called "wit" improve voab girl😉
IIT B
Absolutely!
You might also find Vir Das witty!
56'' Vs 3.5 " inch .. like it if you get it ;)😂
That was class!
Yaar.. yehi waala nahi samjha! Plz explain!
@@Pritam21paul92 well chest kehna zyada accha rheaga sayad.
@@kartikverma196
Boobs, breast , stan 😂😂😂
@@rohitk9221 3.5 ka 🍌
3:14 mukesh😂 ambani wants to know your location
"Once china get a lie detector test ,the detector gets positive" ...This line😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...You nailed it.
Lie detector made in china hoga
And the anurag kashyap chocked one was lit.
"Worthless Health Organization"
"Wahyad Health Organization "
Nailed it..
Wadiya health organization
Ye wala best tha!!!😂
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻This comment wins !! I agree 100% “ worthless health organization “
Wahiyat*
HEALTH IS WEALTH 😂😂
😂😂😂🤣 this guy have a talent to convert the serious problem into comedy action.
“Mere monchow soup ka time Ho raha hai” stole the show 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Amit Shah cares fund to buy Chinese MLAs" ... Epic ...
😹😹😹😹
3:20 current account and dusraa saving account 😂😂😂👍🎊🎊👌👌❤️
"Doggy style" position nhi dish hai. 😜
One thing makes him apart..he writes intelligent jokes....
Some one please tell Atul Khatri to take lessons from Vipul.. 😂😂😂
Yaar hum dusre desho par thukte rahte hain...par apni giraban mein Dekh le tou Accha Hoga...par hum bas bitiching karte rahenge!
Because he is an IITian.
@@shashwat8463 Tera aukat bhi nahi h Nalsar me admission lene ka.
@@shashwat8463 tab tera ho jayega
He covered 20 mins of content in 4 mins. So i watched it 5 times in loop
56 inch vs 3.5 inch.... This punch... Ooo mann🔥🔥
Can u plz tell me what was it. I didn't understand.
@@PrashadKaPrasad why? Ummmm ok leave it
But why did he compare chest to a small sized ...?
Ek current account doosra saving account was hilarious....😂😂😂😂😂
Whoa whoa whoa...what a masterpiece...This is what intelligent comedy is.
This guy is criminally underrated...this was absolutely hilarious btw
U dont have any knowledge so baako maat
Criminally??
@@vikashshome1691 kya knowledge tumhe bohot hai chutiya
@@thesportsexplorer4971 hopefully Tera a zeyada
Abe chutiye baile criminally kya hota ye bta do phir aapni gaard si chalaiyo
*I don't know why he is so underrated! I really think he should have at least 20 million subscribers* !!
*HE IS DAMN TALENTED WITH SANJAY DUTT'S VOICE ESSENCE IN HIS VOICE. And all this after being an engineer from IIT BOMBAY*
He looks like he is genuinely pissed🤣😂
Agreed, it was the best written material ...I liked the subtle hint of sarcastic "hum to pakaude tal k baithe hi hain"..line, lovvvved it Vipul. I think he is the strongest writer amongst the Indian comics.
Yes also-Barrish ka mausam hain...referring to Modiji's - cloud hain advantage le skte hain ..
Pakaode wali line samajh nahi aayi
@@swatisaini6447do you remember when asked about jobs Modi said " Pakode talna bhi ek kaam hai", so that line was a satire on unemployment in Modi govt. :)
@@sinofraj1744 thanks
@@sinofraj1744 ab toh hum sone ke aloo ke pakode talenge 😂
He is much more than a comedian...foreign analyst,economist,intellectaul
ritesh singh he is an IITian
True
Finest quality of humour 😂😂😂 totally nailed it 😂
Wht a man wht a research he has done for this video....still a fun way to express feelings
Ek current account or ek saving account,😂
56" vs 3.5" .... humour at its best. Brilliantly said Vipul!
Mtlb ?
3.5 inch mtlb?
Mousumi Dutta 😅 dick size
@@hitenpoojara 3.5 means size of their dick
@@mousumidutta1189 3.5 trillion dollar economy may be 😅 it's a constructive trolling for govt
Tripple meaning joke😂😂😂😂😂
I am telling you, Vipul se better koi likh hi nahin skta, Epic observation and epic Writing yar ❤️ Hats Off ❣️
56 inch - sina- - - vs saade 3 inch (smart people can understand this), 🤣🤣🤣🤣
bhai ye waalaa,samajh nh aayaa,pls baatao yr
@@gauravtiwari2312 Lulli china ki
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
We have a most intelligent and Most aggressive Comedian here.
Mtlb har baat m keh ke li 😂
Even without audience you rocked the show!!! Love you.
The only comedian who is consistent. Not even a single disappointing video. ❤️
"Doggy style dish hai position nahi hai "
Awesome bro .
I am so early that no one commented "he sounds like drunk Sanjay Dutt" 🤣🤣
Dude I feel the same from the first time I heard him...😂
Humorasly yours dekh ke aaya..ab bata.
@@ramanbhardwaj408 I also feel 😂😂😂
Omg.. this one was so good. I can't stop laughing. 😂😂😂
This guy is true genius genuinely the most brilliant mind amongst stand up comedian👼
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Very funny bro. I laughed my ass off...
China moved few meters in your country and you guys are going physco. In similar way we Neplese are taking actions because your country made road on our boarder without our consent.
There is no way we are influenced by China as Sovereign Nation we have every right and power to do whatever we like in our geography.
At last thats your thought but please do take some time and do reaserch before you make video and give your own opinions as if they are the facts.
@@funnyvideos-yl2ws ur neplese govt obeying Chinese orders, orelse why would you just start this border issue when india and china are having thr onging border issue. Remember indian govt has given millions of dollar to nepal govt and all the essential goods are mainly exported from India. Chinese are just playing with ur country and remember china can b no ones frd. They are trying to create unrest between neighbouring countries.
We don't want friendship of any country we just want to have peace for eternity and stable in our country
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Jai Hind !
"Chinese MLA kharide" 😂😂😂😂 can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
milenge bhi saste me.
@@kgyaneshwar1 dheere bolo. mota bhai pura china hi na kharid le.
Don't worry Mota bhai waha Han - Uyghur me danga karva dega. Sab Changa C
This guy is something else what an humor amazing 😍😂😂
Every line is a punchline,,,, this is by far the best short comedy video i hv seen,,, 56inch vs 3.5inch🤣🤣🤣🤣
" Bill gates leke aaya, usne Ted Talks kiya usko sab pata hai"😁😁😁😁
"La'hore" - the best one! I love Pakistan and India.
Vipul you deserve more love &respect, Do fun!! Give fun!! Speak safe!!
This is awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Behan ka shadi kiye ho kya Pakistan me ??
Ashish Singh 😂😂😂
What does Lahore means in French ?
That OO SAABJII😂😂WAS LIT❤
Dude you're still one of the best and most hilarious comedians! Your vulgar jokes are also so innovative that I enjoy laughing on them! :D
Noone os talking about "peta ka menu" 😂😂😂
Why are you so beautiful ?
1000 subscribers without video challenge because kya malum
samyajyoti de teri mummy ki adhar photo me nangi khadi thi vo to mai kya karu bhai
"Ek Current Account, Dusra Saving account" - one of my favourite .... from an old standup gig of yours
Amazing yrrr ..... fabulous 👏👏👏👏👏
One of the best comedians. I mean IITians are going to conquer and be the best in every domain.
Vipul Ji heart thanks.
It took 15 mins to complete this video for me because I laughed so much on every punch. 😂😂😂
o over-reaction ke chacha..kuch bhi
Kya pause kar kar ke haas raha tha kya, 😒
@@ADIWITHYOU lol Bhai ; so apt reply 👍👍
Bhai tu ea video dekh raha tah yea for video ko dekh kar hilla raha tha puse kar kar ke taki or jyada maja aya 😂😂
ek video dekha 2g mein & upar se mind bhi 2g wala tera.... us hisaab se bahut fast dekha tune
"La-hore" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 56inch vs 3.5inch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏🙏🙏
What did that mean I dint get
@@blessedone2002 La-Whore bola hai ........
@@blessedone2002 yeah same
@@blessedone2002 La to usne french k naam pe laga diya waise wo Pakistan ko china ki whore bol raha h.
@@blessedone2002 mujhe pura yakin h aapke friends circle me ese vidwan log jarur honge jo iska matlab smjha de. Ya wait kijiye.. Koi n koi confusion mita hi dega comment me. 😊
Love you Brother!! Your content is amazing!!
Dayum! How can anyone be so perfect in making fun of anything? I mean “re-eally”? 😂😝 You’re AMAZZINNGGG. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
The disike is for the 'DayUm'
Talented marwari aadmi🔥
🇮🇳
हासी वात 😉😉😉
Hun pakko marvadi hai 😂😂😂
'China agar naag hai, toh amit shah shesh naag hai ' 😂👌👍
The Best comedian India has♥️♥️♥️♥️Damn proud of you Man. Much Love♥️♥️
Just a fan passing by :) Comedy is a perspective, glad that you have it and can express it!
So early that there are no Sanjay Dutt comments here.🙄
i think you are the one who post the "sunjay Dutt " comment 😁😁
@@funhusle1645 Tera aukat bhi nahi h Nalsar me admission lene ka.
And now it's Balanced as all the things in the universe should be 😁
🤣🤣🤣
@@pep8221 hey not able to get joke . Pleas2 help
The Nita Ambani Saving & Current Account lines were Dope!!
His each line always makes me laugh. Thanks for putting your videos on youtube!!
watched countless times still in 2023 laughing at the jokes. 🙌 @VipulGoyal
"Even the detector tests covid positive" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg
love from Karachi, PAKISTAN. Being a Patriot(not a nationalist) but still a broad minded person Vipul Bhai aap ki batoon ka bilkul buraa nahi laga. because its all for fun. guys be chill and enjoy the humour. #PakistanZindabaad #BharatMataaKiJay ....
If u r for real, Zindabad u too.
Have some selfworth and dignity.
Haan vai hume kya. Bharat ki log khus rahe aur Pakistan ki log bhi khus rahe
china doing baby sitting with pakistan in her Lap.
chodo yaar ye ladai wadai, mast baarish ka mausam hai. Chai peeyo pakode khao. Chill karo yaar
Every single line has a punch ...😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣
Zeher hi zeher ko kat ta hai... The Amit Shah one was hilarious! 😂😂
He's not underrated he has his own audience
Haaan bhai pata hai har video pe tuh he comment kr raha hai kya? 😂
The climax is too good vipul sir, " chhapun inch vs sadhey teen inch"
Yeh wala mujhe samjha nahi tha
please Ssamjhao
Hm soche th Modiji surgical strike krenge par Modiji bole border pe koi hamare seema nh ghusa .. Darpok PM
Sadhay teen ich say bhi tum logon ki mar rahay hain
@@nishadkamble9330 are bhai wo Xi Jin Ping ki lulli ki size ki baat kar raha hai😂 china korea me logo ka micropenis hota hai naa
@@zeroshah9303 tumlog to 40 saal se uski choos rahe ho. Fir bhi saade 3" hi hai. Haramkhoro kuch kaam to Thik se Kiya karo🤣😅
issss Bhai ka content yaaar!!!! next level !!!
Really humorous ! Haha ! And I really like your depth of national and world knowledge ! Awesome !
2:42 Dude from which part of your brains these genius puns come ? :D Your world play is awesome
Watched it on insta... Here just to increase his one view... Heavily addicted to his jokes...
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@ayush_lohani Kya... Chutiya Hai kya be
@@ayushkhare9824 phir bhi, tu nahi le payega
@@pep8221 Gaandu pagal hai kya, charas maarkar baitha hai.
Modi is a fattu....
Bhai ne pura hila dala......AAG hai bhai
😂when he said amit shah i tolled out of my bed laughing
Literally same 🤣🤣🤭🤭
Tolled out or rolled out 😂
His jokes are so good and relevant
The way he uses satire in his jokes is marvelous
56" Vs 3.5" ....Who else get this ??? 😂😂😂 👍👍
i couldnt, what did he mean
or rather what was the context?
@@TEXAS2459 Chest size vs Dick Size!
@@sikherhead1092 ..... ok i thot there was something else as well...thnx bro
@talal farooq jake news dekh kisne fadi hai...1967 se har baar fadi hai
@talal farooq To chinese apne helicopters main chilli potato ki kadai leke ja rahe the ?
0:32 Mithun took that joke very seriously. 😂😂😂
I was gonna say that he is blind sighted but that sarcastic ending made me rethink my whole life. 🤣
East or West, Vipul Goyal is the best, he has taken sarcasm to a new level...
He is definitely sitting in washroom 😂😂😂
Time management
srikanth 👍🏻😂😂sahi👍🏻
Nhi bro piche gate h room mai bethe h bro
The best 💡 ideas come in washroom!
F Cud I've haha true !👍🏻😀
Awesome speech man . I was laughing my head off.
Sir, maza aagaya... Bahut witty aur mazedaar.
Salute to all bravehearts who fought courageously at the Galwan Valley and made supreme sacrifice for our nation 🇮🇳
56 inch vs 3.5 inch ...lol🤣🤣
Ye samaz nahi aaya 😧
It's a reference to their PP size.
Epic...
@@freindimania11 Yes👍
@Evolution 56 inch ka seena vs 3.5inch ki lulli
Kaam Alibaba ka hai magar harkat chaalis chor wali ki hai 😂😂😂! Vipul is the real OG 😆😆
😛
You're super cool. The fact that you do it effortlessly is 🔥😇
Anurag Kashyap and Netflix...
Feel ya bro....🤜🤛
And Neeta Ambani wala callback purani yadein tazaa ho gayi...
"La hore" in french 😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅
Bhai aap alag hi level pe ho. Ekdam ultimate .... 😂😂👏👏👏👏👏
Love for you just keeps growing Bhai ♥️ what a set
one thing i will do after all this is over is watch vipul goyal live on a stage. i feel i have been watching too much amazing content for free.
56 inch vs 3.5 inch. Only legends will understand 😂😂
@@thegoalchaser4980 he's talking about the D 😂
@@thegoalchaser4980 You didn't get it?.....Arey Laude ka joke hai😂😂
3.5 inch samaan
I did not understand. Please explain
@@rahulsinha1671 😂🤣🤣
Brilliant brilliant brilliant. Delivery seems so Spontaneous.
Superb...could see this video multiple times and still the humour is intact....