When Anthony was talking about breaking his arm and Jim goes "what a queer" and Opie said "hey, you couldn't even walk. Anthony wanted sympathy, you lost all muscle control" that was actually pretty funny.
Prince Alan was the transgendered Norwegian cam-girl he fell in love with and brought around his uncomfortable comic friends. He wanted to marry they/them but alas his Prince was but a toad draped in ladies clothing.
FFS it's painful listening to Opie interrupt Jim here like 4 times in a row, and saying the same thing each time. Opie would have threw a fit and had a pow wow to figure out what happened if Jim had done that to him.
Let's go to the phones! Opie once made a joke about someone sounding like Adam Sandler and Jimmy made that joke later on in the show. Opie had to point out he said that earlier and got angry when everyone kept purposefully repeating the joke. 😂 Everytime Anthony said it, you can feel the unnecessary frustration from Gregg the unfunny zilch.
We love you Jimmy! You are so needed in this weird delusional self absorbed crappy new world!! Crime Fighter Jimmy! Never stop! If you say it…we will come! That came out wrong!
God I needed to hear this right now. Seriously I’ve been just stupidly affected by a long relationship and Jim Norton comes to save as usual. I needed to hear “just STOP IT!! GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE!” And I’m good hahah
Any woman willing to spend more than 30 seconds in that place has some serious issues. On top of that she’s dating jimmy, I’m guessing manic depression, bipolar, cutter.
They were "tears of joy" after he listened to a voicemail from Colin where he said that Jim ruined the word "Chip" for him. Norton must have removed the video though.
@@nimo517 They were "tears of joy" after he listened to a voicemail from Colin where he said that Jim ruined the word "Chip" for him. Norton must have removed the video though.
I came to point out the inaccuracy that Bob dated the only girl in a fraternity. I know for a fact that Chi Omega Chapter is a all women’s (top tier) “sorority” at my school. 00:10:50. Then realized I’m more embarrassed to even mention this in the comments.
Lol ok Jim… you literally got possessive and insecure over a 6 foot 3 Norwegian she-male. Listening back it’s so cringey to hear all the projecting in Norton’s rants
@@salvotomo1144 They always say they want 'a bad boy with a soft side'. The 'soft side' has an evolutionary advantage because it signals to a prospective female that a dude will be empathetic to her and an offspring's needs. Anything outside of that though, they need to see dominance and aggression. Annoying game we have to play but can't blame women for genetic programming. Like they cant blame us for liking tits and ass. Well they do...but in theory shouldn't.
@@loungezinger That's sound logic, but I may I also point out that maybe empathy is not as important to women as strength and protection. Nothing could be less empathetic than a wife beater... literally physically hurting someone. The logical thing to do would be to get as far as from the person who harmed you asap the first time it happened. Yet these are rarely one-and-done's. We see time and again the majority of battered women that stay around to get hit more by these apathetic men. He shows strength and a "not taking shit from anyone" that they prioritize over him not making them bleed.
My first real hard breakup was when I was 19. She was my best friends sister and also my close friend since the 1st grade and I finally got her to like me when we were 17. So it lasted 2 years and she dumped me. I would call her MULTIPLE times a day and snivel to her and guilt her over the phone. One day after she'd had about as much as she could take, she thought she had hung up but she didnt and I heard her say "jesus christ, whiny little bitch". Needless to say I lost it and made her listen to me cry for another 30 minutes. Luckily that was the final straw for me and I was so embarrassed with myself for being such a bitch and I made her literally detest me that I finally manned up and just dropped it. I never let a bitch get to me like that again either. Just thought I would share. Feel free to roast me for being the snivelling, whiny little bitch that I was.
Dont worry about it they've removed the dislike counter in order to not hurt the snowflakes feelings. Ugh. The coddling of grown adults because of muh political correctness is disgusting. Grow the fuck up people.
"Did you just tell me there's plenty of fish in the sea, mom?" Colin is the greatest
Colin rules 😅😅
@@Dan-ys8nkthe Man is a National Treasure.
When Anthony was talking about breaking his arm and Jim goes "what a queer" and Opie said "hey, you couldn't even walk. Anthony wanted sympathy, you lost all muscle control" that was actually pretty funny.
One zinger in 25 years. Not bad.
@@grandmasbowlofnuts9887 let's be honest. It's more like 5 in 20. Not a bad ratio for a board op.
Grandma's Bowl of Nuts I dislike Opie but he’s had at least a handful of solid lines over the years
No it wasn’t
Anthony doing that shows how much of sick manipulator he is.
This was back when he was fat Yimmy too. So it was lil fat Yimmy crawling up the stairs, crying :C
Poor shell less turtle 😢 sad yimmy makes me sad
Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmy! Poor Lul Yimmy 😔...... you would all be dead if it wasn't for those pinchable cheeks!
Trent Thompson I thought we would be dead if it weren’t for David tho 😮
LOL
Jim: BE A MAN!!!
Also Jim: I was crying crawling up the steps…
I swear when I saw the title of this he was a teenager, he was in his thirties.
somehow I wasn't surprised
This looks my nana during her 3rd month of chemo.
Feeeeeeeed
Pretty Fucking Good
*but* was she as funny?
"I wrote a poem about my ex-girlfriend cheating on me with a Hockey Player."
"What's the poem called, Puck You?"
I love Jimmy 😂😂😂😂😂
He been skatin' round the rink with the girl I love, and I'm like, puck you, and puck her too
He's so quick, it would have taken me a year of thinking about every night in bed to come up with something like that.
Oooohhhh... buddy! Always appreciate the perspective and brutal honesty.
The Worm should've taken his own advice when Princess Alena walked away
I genuinely believe he'd have committed suicide at a young age if he knew what he was gonna become
I've read that name a few times now, who is she?
Prince Alan was the transgendered Norwegian cam-girl he fell in love with and brought around his uncomfortable comic friends. He wanted to marry they/them but alas his Prince was but a toad draped in ladies clothing.
@@gasstationpeanuts1814 lol holy shit. How do people know about this stuff?
@@CiderGnomeit’s all public knowledge
Opie, keep hitting the Homer button till someone gives u a sympathy chuckle cuz they walk on Greggshells.
Opies fake cry is annoying af
The Deniro laugh put it over the top, then Don Vito slaps the shit outta yimmy!
YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!
God damn, the way lil Jimmy says “FFFFAGGOT” - it sustains me. So much enthusiasm & purpose 😂
It’s because he’s talking to himself
Jesus Jimmy hold it together
I love him.
FFS it's painful listening to Opie interrupt Jim here like 4 times in a row, and saying the same thing each time. Opie would have threw a fit and had a pow wow to figure out what happened if Jim had done that to him.
Jesse Brennan Then he would've been taking calls from people pointing out the 'gem' he threw out while mumbling something about wanting credit
Let's go to the phones! Opie once made a joke about someone sounding like Adam Sandler and Jimmy made that joke later on in the show. Opie had to point out he said that earlier and got angry when everyone kept purposefully repeating the joke. 😂 Everytime Anthony said it, you can feel the unnecessary frustration from Gregg the unfunny zilch.
Jesus princess it doesn't take much to upset you does it
@@tedsheckler6648 I like your lightbulb filaments, Teddy.
@@jonsnow2689 "Yeah he likes filaments, but I'd rather filacupcake or somethin'...FUCKIN HOME RUN CHIPPERSON"
Oh yimmy.
Not my yimmy
We love you Jimmy! You are so needed in this weird delusional self absorbed crappy new world!! Crime Fighter Jimmy! Never stop! If you say it…we will come! That came out wrong!
He’s married to a man who thinks he’s a woman
He married a guy, bring it down a notch
Plot twist her name was Dara. Oh Dara!
"Alright. I'm not saying I handled it well."
"When your legs give out" holy 😭
God I needed to hear this right now. Seriously I’ve been just stupidly affected by a long relationship and Jim Norton comes to save as usual. I needed to hear “just STOP IT!! GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE!” And I’m good hahah
While you’re on CZcams your ex prolly getting railed.
I'd be crying too if I lived in that Petri dish of a house he and Florentine had to live in.
Any woman willing to spend more than 30 seconds in that place has some serious issues. On top of that she’s dating jimmy, I’m guessing manic depression, bipolar, cutter.
@@peterpratsch7223 well arent you a treat 😂 thnx for the expert mentalist info without any humor, we really needed it
@@ivory_cloudsfound the cutter
@@surfboardjoker6299 we will let you sit and soak in that one 😂
@@ivory_clouds like you in the tub?
She must've kept the yolk in his breakfast. Worm.
PLEASE someone where’s this picture from ??!
aww, the poor dear
whod have thunk this romance guru would go on to marry a tall guy
Lol exactly
With HIV
Love ya yimmy
I’m impressed Jimmy knew who Cam Neely was.
Especially not being a Boston guy, I’d half expect him to know who Scott Stevens is
Pretty good for getting over s breakup. Laughing at yourself along with this clip
Jimmy is a london cigarette
where did that picture come from??
They were "tears of joy" after he listened to a voicemail from Colin where he said that Jim ruined the word "Chip" for him. Norton must have removed the video though.
Jimmy, it's important you update us.
Where do y’all find these pics of ol’ yimmy?
the OnA reddit shared them a bunch
Evan's Gate where’s this picture from ??!! Pleeeease
@@kobe24OBCity still waiting to know where this photo is from!
@@nimo517 They were "tears of joy" after he listened to a voicemail from Colin where he said that Jim ruined the word "Chip" for him. Norton must have removed the video though.
Colin, is such a groovy dude
I bunted my arm 😂😂😂😂
Sad lil turtle
I came to point out the inaccuracy that Bob dated the only girl in a fraternity. I know for a fact that Chi Omega Chapter is a all women’s (top tier) “sorority” at my school. 00:10:50. Then realized I’m more embarrassed to even mention this in the comments.
sounds like me every day ... that with a touch of murderous rage
What could possibly make a man cry daily from murderous rage?
Ok it’s a year later how you doing
@@countof3everybodyOD about the same only now I have cancer, lol
@@fanoboss holy fuck
God bless you brother
@@countof3everybodyOD lol, it's all good and ty
Why are they saying pomes instead of poems ? 😂 Poor Jimmy tho
Almost everyone in America pronounces it as "pome", you fancy piece of shit. Lol. :p
At 2:53 Opie was genuinely funny
Hahahahahaha
Poor Yimmy :(
Lol ok Jim… you literally got possessive and insecure over a 6 foot 3 Norwegian she-male. Listening back it’s so cringey to hear all the projecting in Norton’s rants
When Jim wasn't being funny he was an insufferable ass.
pissy eyes jimmy
Jimmy’s a squib but I love him
7:59 I love when Opie laughs like that
Is this sarcasm bc I do actually like it hahah
@@nimo517 no sarcasm. Only good thing opie did
@@banebasara53 I applaud your ability to openly say it. There are times he makes me laugh but solely bc he has no idea he’s doing it.
@@nimo517 couldn't have said it better
How can any woman resist a man who cries ??
@rxp56 it's a joke on a channel named after a comedian you twat
@rxp56 you must be so much fun friend ☺
@rxp56 did you cry in front of your girl? 😂
@@salvotomo1144 They always say they want 'a bad boy with a soft side'. The 'soft side' has an evolutionary advantage because it signals to a prospective female that a dude will be empathetic to her and an offspring's needs. Anything outside of that though, they need to see dominance and aggression. Annoying game we have to play but can't blame women for genetic programming. Like they cant blame us for liking tits and ass. Well they do...but in theory shouldn't.
@@loungezinger That's sound logic, but I may I also point out that maybe empathy is not as important to women as strength and protection. Nothing could be less empathetic than a wife beater... literally physically hurting someone. The logical thing to do would be to get as far as from the person who harmed you asap the first time it happened. Yet these are rarely one-and-done's. We see time and again the majority of battered women that stay around to get hit more by these apathetic men. He shows strength and a "not taking shit from anyone" that they prioritize over him not making them bleed.
Worm
My first real hard breakup was when I was 19. She was my best friends sister and also my close friend since the 1st grade and I finally got her to like me when we were 17. So it lasted 2 years and she dumped me. I would call her MULTIPLE times a day and snivel to her and guilt her over the phone. One day after she'd had about as much as she could take, she thought she had hung up but she didnt and I heard her say "jesus christ, whiny little bitch". Needless to say I lost it and made her listen to me cry for another 30 minutes. Luckily that was the final straw for me and I was so embarrassed with myself for being such a bitch and I made her literally detest me that I finally manned up and just dropped it. I never let a bitch get to me like that again either. Just thought I would share. Feel free to roast me for being the snivelling, whiny little bitch that I was.
We've all been there, and those who haven't just aren't taking any real risks yet. We're unbreakable now
You were 19, it happens. Now you're a man, and you know not to give someone power over you like that. I'll die with my fuckin dignity, I swear.
Hahaha David was raped by his daddy
>Feel free to roast me for being the snivelling, whiny little bitch that I was.
Dude, you were 19. It's all good.
I thought the title was a reference to helminthic or annelidic locomotion.
...ok that was an audio suicide note 😐
And now lil jimmy is married!!!!!!
To a man
@@Scrimparmyyup
I left that important detail out😂
Totally gonna jinx it, but yayy zero dislikes!
So far, Opie and some douche gave it a thumbs 👇 😂
@Jack Burton ....I don't think you're the only one
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Dont worry about it they've removed the dislike counter in order to not hurt the snowflakes feelings. Ugh. The coddling of grown adults because of muh political correctness is disgusting. Grow the fuck up people.
He s gotta be so alone now lol
Are you alone, is that why imagining his suffering makes you lol?
there are zero fish in the sea