The Svelteness Monster | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 164
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- čas přidán 28. 02. 2024
- Thursdays are for the BABES!!! This week Sal is looking extra svelte, Chris wonders what Chuck Lorre's net worth is, and the babes breakdown Jeremy Allen White's Calvin Klein shoot.
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I'm getting married today and we're gonna listen to Hey Babe on the way ❤❤❤ Love you guys!
Congrats! That sounds fun lol!
HAPPY WEDDING DAY BABE🎉
@@giannacargill6096 doesn't it?? Haha thanks!
@@nelsonmarie1018 thank you!!!
Who the fuck gets married on a Thursday...
Sal’s gotta redeem himself after that last Taste Buds episode. Have a great day Babes!
love how everyone is just commenting about the last taste buds
Ozempic rages must do wonders for the weight loss
Would be remissed if we forget to mention Patrick mahomes
Who has a bright future
lol
I appreciate everyone bringing the energy from taste buds to hey babe. Sal can’t get away with his attack on Joe.
Long live Joe DeRosa!
I think it may be a testament to how watching the episode was actually quite stressful. I can only speak for me, but it hurt to watch him treat his friend like that. Especially with the “you don’t do anything consistently in your life” remark.
You guys are too serious, it’s a podcast😭😭😭
I still love Sal. That episode was painful to watch but Sal’s still a sweetheart overall. ❤
Alright guys let’s hope Sal got some sleep before this one
Right that last taste buds was a fucking train wreck
@@bigsmith7349worst I’ve ever heard Sal be
Seriously that last one was roughhh
Sal and Chris if your seeing this, put all your money on the Chiefs to win the Superbowl
😂
Im surprised sal didn’t shout about how right he is and how garlic and butter run the world in this ep
Nah Sal knows he can’t pull off the same bs with Chrissy because he would get bodied comedically
I can just imagine Chrissy Chaos "What the fuck are you doing right now bro?"
Whenever the end credits of law and order roll, I can't help but think about Dick Wolf and how annoyed he must get whenever he has to fill out anything that asks for last name first 😆 Love you guys!! ❤️🧡💛
Let's hope Sal isn't on one again...
Ikr like all the years I hadn't see him crazy like that 😂
@@ChrisSmith-ew9fplol what are yall talking about exactly
@@collinwgreenlatest taste buds
@@collinwgreen The most recent Taste Buds episode got really heated and the comment section was pretty much unanimously concerned about it
I love sal but he was on one last ep. Joey didn’t deserve any of that heat!
I love this show, moved 4000 miles away from NY but feels like I’m still there when I bump this
Chris auditioned for the Superman Legacy movie!!! Chrissy being in the DC Universe would be so INSANE!
Is sal going to gaslight chris like he does, joe?
Hello! Last Taste Buds was a disaster. I feel bad for Joe. Ok bye.
Hopefully Sal was in a better mood today
In some ways I’d say an acting coach or teacher is like the audience for a stand up. They help you find what you’re missing, or confirm when something is or isn’t working.
From now on when I pronounce something wrong I'm going to say I took poetic license 😂
The boys got them dump trucks😂😂
Babes we can't be like a month behind. Superbowl content?!?
not even super bowl yet, they are 2 weeks before the super bowl talking ab confrence champions 😂
God,
Grant me the serenity to
Accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can
and the Wisdom to know the difference 🙏
The serenity prayer might help, Sal
I was literally just saying to myself how Sal needs to get off the ADD meds and just find God when I read this.
0:00: 🎤 Sal Vulcano and Chris Distefano discuss weight loss progress, upcoming tour dates, and avoiding sports spoilers.
5:59: 🤣 Comedic discussion on potential retirement, motivation, and stand-up comedy gigs in New York City.
13:58: 📺 Discussion on net worth of celebrities like Chuck Lor and Dick Wolf, the longevity of Law and Order series, and understanding audience preferences.
18:54: 🎬 Discussion on body image, relationships, and acting classes for a potential photoshoot.
23:26: 🎭 Discussion on continuous learning in acting, questioning the effectiveness of MasterClass, and endorsements for Shopify, Rocket Money, and upcoming tours.
28:29: 🎤 Discussion on travel experiences with VOR and high-quality meat from Butcher Box
33:40: 💪 Discussion on achieving a ripped body, focusing on the importance of diet and trainers.
37:54: 💬 Discussion on discomfort with press photo shoots, insecurities, and addiction to progress.
42:25: 💬 Discussion about auditioning for a movie, wearing Lululemon pants, and doing a table read on Zoom.
47:18: 🎭 Discussion about a disappointing audition experience and career aspirations in acting.
51:22: 💬 Discussion about a table read, a surprise guest, and a hypothetical question about trying hard drugs before dying.
55:47: 💊 Discussion about drug preferences and reluctance, ultimately choosing to do a lot of cocaine.
Damn near 20 min ad break is crazy haha glad the boys are getting paid tho
Yesss thought my phone was trippin
Babes you guys are seriously my fave podcast besides bad friends. Amazing duo
Yall see how calm Sal is?!!? Its JOE! (I love Joe)
This is an older pre-recorded episode probably weeks/months before last taste buds
Ah, nice. We‘re back to not showing what they look at on their screen
For some reason, it's almost unwatchable when they are talking about events that happened weeks ago... am i alone here?
yeah sucks how much they stock up on episodes
Glad to see a more calm and chill Sal than that Taste Bude episode lol. He has no reason to gaslight Chris though, they are not arguing. Also glad to see Sal show that ass after talking about his insecurities
I laughed out loud one time! Great show guys!
I would be remiss to not acknowledge sal being totally wrong and actually gaslighting Joe in the last Taste Buds
“Whatever you guys wanna do” while slapping ass is HILARIOUS. I was laughing out loud in my office
I wouldn't know what a taste bud or a Chris was if it wasn't for a Sal💚🤙
Damn this is an old ass episode lmao
They all are brother
the show has officially become an afterthought for both of them. Joe is the only one that cares anymore.
@@MassiveScore Yeah. Sad to see.
@@morganjohnson3946 when joe surely moves on we have to support him. Giving me yannis and chris vibes
@Makula-px8fr CZcams apps get more like 50, but it’s always weird when people post this because they are only looking at CZcams when we’ve known for years that the majority of listeners still do audio only for comedy pods
Best chemistry of all podcasters just a good vibe
Thanks Babes! 💖
This is 1 of the best podcast duos ever lol how is there not more views on this??
Bobby has Chris saying outta pocket now 😂😂
Ok. But Sals hand in his pocket pose is the cutest ever!! ❤
BABEEEEES 💗 loved this one
Thank god for bad friends pod
I haven't heard him mention Titi Jerry in a while. Whats up?
She literally just disappeared from all podcasts. It’s weird
Probably back in prison for stealing something tbh
Yesss we need an update
This episode was Sveltified, Sveltifire!🔥
Hey babes 🎉 thanks ❤
TGIT! LOVE MY BABES!!
This shit doesn’t feel the same
Holy hell sal lost a ton of weight. Happy for you man
Happy Thursday Babes Hey Babe
Dumping the the prerecorded pods
Hey Babe! Sal I have that same shirt, cool to see, luv ya babe! Go Steelers and Pens🖤💛🏈🏒🤟✌
the but section omg that was gold
Babes, at some point you'll be posting in 2024 aspects and people will be in 2026 lol
That's a lot of travelling.. I'd have went Dublin-Belfast-Glasgow
You guys gotta watch true Detective definitely season one. The rest of them don’t measure up as good as season one.
Hey Babes, have a great Thursday!
The babes are back in town 🎵
Five minutes in, and I am YAWNING. Where are the babes at??? Cut it out with the sports talk without time stamping it pleassse
Everyone stop being hard on Sal. We all have hard days!! He’s never steered us wrong
We just want to see him acknowledge what happened, we still love him babe
It's Ozempic Sal. Not a fan...changed his temperament
Sal's ankle compared to the size of his shoe! Holy smokes!
Oh my gosh, 44:00 had me rolling.
Oh a review of Saltburn from these 2 would be perfect or a reaction video
I had headphones in when I pulled out my phone at the urinal today. My coworker, who doesn't speak English, begins to use the urinal next to me. I was 43:55 into this video. Now I'm gay. Thanks guys.
Can’t watch this show anymore the banking of shows makes it soooo crazy like I’m watching last years news today for the first time wtf guys get it together
Love you babes
WE MISS HOMELESS PIMP. New guy doesn’t edit like the pimp master and include photos like they used too. This shows on the ropes
New dude has been there like 2 months
My son and I both have that same Biggie Smalls shirt that Sal has on 😉
Recorded over 2 months ago is wild
Dont watch if u dont have youtube plus litterally 8 commerical breaks in 40 mins
Sal in the fresh tee as always let's go ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥Fresh jacket Chris 🙌🙌🙌🙌❌⭕️❌⭕️
“Cash me outside in the tri-state area” - Bhad Bhabie
@ChrisDistefano Hey babe, I was just wondering if you're going to do any more shows in Liverpool UK after this summer? I love your Hey Babe podcast with Sal and think you're a good comedian. Unfortunately I'm going to be in the Philippines during your UK leg of your tour as me and my wife are going to have our first child in June. If you're ever doing any more shows in the future in Liverpool I'll definitely be there. Also I know that you enjoy tours when travelling, when in Liverpool you should go to The Royal Albert Dock and visit The Beatles museum and Maritime museum, also check out the Magical Mystery Tour which visits places The Beatles sang about like Penny Lane and Strawberry Fields, take the Anfield stadium tour also. Good luck with your tour, and thanks for making me laugh with the podcast and hope to catch you live sometime in the future
And and and and and when did you guys record this 😂
Them not just googling Dick Wolf to find out the insane amount of popular shows he's done is so infuriating hahahah
Chrissy always w some fresh kicks and usually something that might not be good on everybody but they’re fly AF on him 🤷♂️
Bit some steez of him tho-ordered that green pullover fila jacket a couple years ago after seeing him wear it
52:05 Jessica Kirson
We call him Buffalo Mark 😂😂
I’m in love with Sal
The Patrick Mahomes bit is back woohoo 😇👍
Holy shit 9 commerical breaks may as well watch cable holy shit😢😢😢😮😮😮😢😢😢
Put the banners up during ads again so i can skip them appropriately
43:54 is my new wallpaper
Is that beetle juice on sals shirt?😂
Sal has a square pillow on his lap
The way sal was scared n offended at 22:20 💀💀💀
Hey babe, hey babe, rap! Hey babe, hey babe, rap! Go go go go!
Sal got a real dumptruck
Listening to these guys talk about sports hurts more and more each time
Daaaa Baaabbeess
You guys are firing on all cylinders today! Absolutely perfect thank you very much this really makes my day😂😂😂❤❤❤
Also, I really like and appreciate the real talk.
Acknowledges Chicago Fire but not that it's made by Dick Wolf
Please fix the audio
Hope you play nice today Sally babes 🥲
He is so jealous of chrissycakes
Sal, I am by no means in the likes of "hollywood" as far as photography, production, film, etc., but I can assure you this: if you work with a photographer that says, "Okay just go. Start moving," that's a person who is BAD at their job. Plain and simple.
Damnnnnn, sal got the dump truck 🥴
Why would they wait so long to drop this? Putting out immediately = more views
HEY BABE !
House of Cards is basically the 48 laws of power.. Chrissy’s next book
As much as I hate to defend actors it’s not like comedy where they can go around and get on stage in private unrecorded shows to work on material they need other top notch actors working with them to keep them sharp and help point things out
Taste buds next ep is lululemon vs vuori
You're better than Rosie O'Donnell, Sal. You should of got the part