I Can't Decide What My Last Meal Should Be
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- čas přidán 17. 06. 2017
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CAST
Katie Marovitch
Gregory Wallace
CREW
Director - Michael Schaubach
Writer - Katie Marovitch
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Director of Photography - Jay Carey
1st AC - Steven Kan
2nd AC/DIT - Scott Sison
Gaffer - Eddy Scully
Key Grip - Dominic D'Astice
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
HMU - Denise Valentine
Production Designer - Kaeleigh Morrison
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Production Assistant - Kennya Rivera
Production Assistant - Talia Miller
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
Editor - Thom Newell & Sam Geer
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
Assistant Editor - Matt Decker - Komedie
Me: I'll just have some strawberries.
Guard: Strawberries won't be in season for another 8 months.
Me: I can wait.
I mean it is a last meal, you don't get any other, you wouldn't make it to the last
nowadays we have a global economy. if you want to have strawberries you can get them... might cost more at some times though.
@@python1972 i've had imported strawberries... from new zeeland... i live in europe... it's not THAT much more. if Noah only wants straberries he's gonna get them the same day. lobster, for example, is gonna be much more expensive.
Noah Blatt I’m the 1k like
1 more month
I love how offended the guard sounds "Breakfast is good ALL the time!" I couldn't agree more with him
Me too, i eat cereal at 6:00 pm
Axel Morgaine same
I wanna like this comment but it’s at 666 likes
same here sometimes I eat Noodles all day long for no reason at all Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Afternoon snack like literally every mean time.
I know
*has killed 50 people*
“I don’t want to put the taxpayers out like that.”
KATIE 😂
copied but ok
Ella 4 ever where from?
remystan 4 life made that comment two years ago but i’m not tryna start a fight xx
SJ Gee btw i love your profile picture
Ella 4 ever thank you 😊
Katie’s acting is insane. The switch of how her voice sounds between the end cards and the sketch is crazy, and I can’t believe that she can play that kind of madness so well. Good job!
agree
You realize they're different takes shot on different days,. right? LOL.
She's a little bit too good at playing a sociopath. Like I'm fairly certain this is her true personality and she's just a really good actor. She would make it in Hollywood though, that's basically the main criteria.
My first thought with this video as well. She's a little "too" good at being a psychotic killer.
@palette-the-screen I mean, that does sort of fit her personality in all the other videos, not gonna lie.
@Devin Taylor and @palette-the-screen it is Psychopath, not whatever you wrote.
Mike joked at one point that this is pretty much what Katie is actually like.
Endless Ambition they’re two different things sociopath and psychopath tho but good analogy
Katie's acting, holy shit. Good.
She isn't acting...
Sora mk ultra
Bloop Doop 😂
She could be on SNL
Sora it's all the cocaine
*I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.*
@Rising Horizon Gaming
Those gosh darn video games! Poisoning the fragile minds of our sweet kiddos!
*is that all?....*
All you had to do, was follow the damn train cj!
"YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL"
"......we serve electric chairs here"
I'd just get a lifesavers candy
Kermit the Frog that seems so underwhelming lol
Hahaha u get it
Lol
M S r/woooosh
Fiaska r/woooosh
When people touch you at a family reunion and you don't know them so you're just like "HANDS HANDS H A N D S "
Ursula Erich When all 50 members of the Johnson family touch you and you don't like them so you decide to shoot and kill every single one of them.
NeonBlue PEW PEW PEW
Ah, that explains it.
H A N D S
Ursula Erich *H A N D*
“hey have you ever seen a dead body”
“i’ve seen FIFTY”
Cough cough only 25 dang she is so much ahead of me..nvm u did not hear dat
MAKE THAT FIFTY ONE
Logan paul saw one 😂😂😂
Steven Paddocks sister
I was an ER Doctor in a city full of drunk fishermen who drive like shit. I saw more corpses in 2 years working there than I think I'll see in all of my career. They literally brought me a dead guy with his head hanging only by his spine. I told the EMTs "I'm not a medium", but due to some local legal shit they had to bring me the stiffs because only a Doctor can declare a death (they recently had a spurious lawsuit).
doubt anyone's reading this, but isn't she delaying her execution with the dead officer? I mean.. She's gotta have to be judged for that or something, right?
Freddy Kabuffke she’s already getting the death sentence, what else could they do
Nom monster have the ghost busters waiting when she dies
arrest her then
Yeah, instead of being executed, she's gotta go back to trial. But considering she committed the murders just last summer and is already at her day of execution, I think trials and sentences happen quickly in this fictional world.
Good Point! Haha
‘I don’t wanna put the taxpayers out like that’ not all heroes wear capes
Some just kill 50 people
Some gnaw on napes
Some do California cocaine
Some wear blood
Yeah some just kill 50 people😂
Katie is WORRYINGLY good at playing a psychopath.
What if she IS a psychopath
*playing*
It was a combination of Hannibal Lector, Harley Quinn, and what people who haven't helped at an assisted living home think crazy people act like
"Have you seen a dead body? Well I've seen 50" Hahahaha
"playing"
Katy plays the best crazy
And the best coke addict. Actually, she plays the best everything.
Are you guys hitting on her?
I dont think her addiction is playing
Enthused Norseman that's a shitty joke.
natural lol
She could definitely play Harley quinn...
Loooooolllll
She would be GREAT at playing Harley Quinn
Or any other insane woman
yeah screw who ever is playing quin in the movies rn get her on stage
Deciding on last meal:
“Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
Mcpick 2
Burger??
"Slams head on cash register repeatedly!"
Bessechurger
Guide to immortality
"Breakfast is good all the time"
preach it, brother
Radox and second breakfast is better 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Becfast
Erik is rapping Cool no
Radox I am the 1k like!
Radox yes
Just yes
She played that roll so well that this should become a mini series.
role*
Ben no. it's perfect just as it is
Ben. a mini series I'd watch it :)
hole*
Cole
*KISSES POLE*
Officer: “Don’t KISS That”
This is me every day talking to my mom before dinner.
So you say to her you’ve seen 50 dead bodies?
@@francisfatta of course I do why wouldn't I? Do you mean to tell me you're not constantly talking about death and murder?
Of course she’s seen 50 dead bodies, she’s 2020 years old!
@@Blahalel I’m a he lol
I'd like to see this as a series, Katie just doing what she can to annoy the guards
Arceus Lord of Creation YES CH DO THIS
Katie is the new black
I hope she does not kill Ricky
Yusss!
Arceus Lord of Creation That would defiantly do good on the air
she does insane very well.
I like the makeup she has for this. Pale complexion, dark eye bags...
astrangeone I assumed that was her naturally
She's insanely good
lazerbolt52 wow... whoever doesnt get that is *insane*
Too well.
3:08 I just ... I love her evil smile when she says “Maybe.” Such great characterization, lol.
Choose something you’re anaphylactic to and go out on your own terms.
Darn, I have no food allergies.😔
Just have them make whatever you want and have a side order of arsenic to as you say go out on your own terms
Interesting idea
Her: Hey, have you ever seen a dead body? *reaches hand out*
Him: *slaps hand*
Her: I’ve seen fiffttttyyyyy ;)
Lel
I found your comment right when she said that lol
He is literally a executer
51 now.
Zoe Watry correction 51
To all of you wondering: You cant ask for alcohol, tobacco, or anything that takes more than an hour to get cooked, and there's also a limit about 20-50$ depending on where you get executed. If you dont ask for anything you will get whatever is on the regular menu, and anything illegal such as human meat, drugs, etc will not be given.
You telling me they won't give me a big bottle of gin? I'm disappointed
Fernando Veiga what’s the fucking point then?!
Fernando Veiga no alcohol? But didn’t a lot of inmates in the past order alcohol?
Thanks for the info. I actually thought they can ask for any thing like lobster!
Good info but way to *kill* the mood
If you're on death row and you're choosing a last meal, just pick everything you're allergic too.
They're obligated to revive you, and you'll die knowing the tastes of the forbidden fruits.
Besides, you're not going to be around afterward to worry about how expensive epipens are in America or how you're going to pay for them.
This is exactly where my thoughts went.
They would really revive you just to put you to death right after?
@@werewolfgirl1995 probably yes lol. They might even push back your date. its very silly to be honest. at least in some states if your mode of execution fails (so in the past the electric chair would fail quite a lot) you would have to wait a designated period of time for them to restart the "ritual" if you will and get you another execution date.
I'm not even on death row and I did that. Turns out I was never allergic and my life was a lie but tasting the forbidden fruits was so worth it.
Katie would be perfect as Harley Quinn. I've rarely seen someone play crazy, yet endeering so well.
Katie carried this whole sketch.
twbmagic *skit*
twbmagic idk man I think she and trappe really played off each other well. Katie definitely had the better character but I don't think it would've been as effective without trappes exasperation
I did NOT know katie had acting skills like that shittt, she needs to be the next Harley Quinn
+Percy Ross that is not trapp
well she did write it
It's nice to see Katie being a little more natural with her acting. You know, finally getting to see what she's really like behind the scenes.
Hi C'tun
LMAOOO EVERYTIME SHE KEPT PUTTING HER HAND OUT I DIED
This reminds me of Harley Quin haha
IKR
Satan Look at them legs bro didn't you steal this from the comment right below you?
The asshole Who is an asshole yah she did
* Quinn *
Katie is the girl in front of me in the drive thru line.
**Guy Is Male And Katy If Female So She Isn't
Were you hitting on her?
Tim's Brain, Adjusted it for you, I tend to use guy as a generalization......
And no wasn't hitting on her, i'm a homosexual.
probably.
*rips out flesh from neck* "hi it's Katie from college humor." Lmao that transition
I want to like but it's at 420 right now and it goes so well with your profile pic and name...
23 Savage ikr, lol
This is just Katie in 20 years when her cocaine addiction goes of the rail and she has a really bad day
This is my favorite skit, Katie is such a good actress
Katie is disturbingly good at playing a crazy person XD
Waddaya mean, playing?
...true
it from all that coke she does
HellspawnStudio I absolutely agree XD
She makes me think Harley Quinn for some reason... anyone feel the same?
Katie got to the bath salts again...
thesexyalbinohippo 184 likes......no comments
Is mayonaise An instrument? feelz bad man
OMG ur profile pic hahahahaha very strange and disturbing but good job on finding an incredibly face-like face among non-face objects. it seems to have a lot of character
K Julieeya haha thanks :)
ay you stole mah profile pic for twitter & steam ;-;
sketches with katie as a deranged person are so good always
Her dramatic turns and "raaaah aaaah." Chef's kiss, magnificant.
Me when my friends ask me what I want to eat.
Maisy Floss me when my mom asks me to pick some candy at the cash register...
DJ Carver Lmao I wish my mom was that nice
That’s the joke... lol
Maisy Floss THAT'S THE FUCKING JOKE!!!
Maisy Floss yeah every time I can’t decide I also end up eating the closest person next to me
*HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDA HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS*
Do you really want that as your last meal.....?
Handa
Is that my last meal or did you eat that last night?
*smack*
Sheer heart attack has no weakness
Katie's acting is amazing. But my man Senor Guard here was doing a flawless job aswell!
I swear this would be a good ending for kingpin Katie
"We're not gonna make you a buffet" "RAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH"
TheLife Chicken, ha like Sammy the sonic fan
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHHHHHH
At the beginning I thought Katie's acting was meh. But now my gosh she's improved a lot!!! I would love to see more sketches of her in it.
Same!!!
I love how awkward she always is
jmiq 4
Katie is giving me Harley Quinn vibes and i didnt see that coming 😂😂
The sound she makes when he 1st hits her hand and when he says she can’t have a buffet 😂 She nailed this role
Katie outdid even herself this time.
Yup
Katie would pick coke and I don't mean the drink.
*_Cocanium_*
Coke mc dope
We packed Pepsi
I don’t think the cook would have any. Or at least not any they’re willing to share.
this is a joke yes yes, but read Fernando Veiga's comment
"To all of you wondering: You cant ask for alcohol, tobacco, or anything that takes more than an hour to get cooked, and there's also a limit about 20-50$ depending on where you get executed. If you dont ask for anything you will get whatever is on the regular menu, and anything illegal such as human meat, drugs, etc will not be given.
"
so no she would not pick coke, maybe ask for it, but not be given it
*AND DONT YOU R/WOOOOSH ME I UNDERSTAND ITS A JOKE*
"I'll have some rhino burger!"
"Mam...that's illegal..."
"Okay, i'll wait until it's legal."
This is hands down my favorite Katie sketch
HANDS HANDS HANDS
20 pot brownies
GO BIG OR GO HOME
Damn. I mean, if that's what youre in for.. eat what u made lol
I bet they'd rather go home...
I mean would they serve something that's illegal? (Well, depending on where you live even though I think that it's absolutely stupid that it's illegal in the first place. I don't smoke pot though and probably never will unless I have like cancer or something even though medical marijuana is also still illegal in my state despite that it does have actual medicinal purposes.)
Only 20 those are rookie numbers ya gotta pump those numbers up
If you guys search for serial killer last meals it’s pretty interesting. But I’d get everything from KFC (I’m not the only one)
Katie should ask Zac for some Laundry Pods. Apparently they're grape, orange, and vanilla flavored. Lmfao GO OUT THE RIGHT WAY
I literally watched that video right before this one
So many “That’s what she said” running through my mind.
Me:ask for human meat
Guard: *refuse*
Me: Fine i'll do it myself
She's a great actor!
Yeah, overly realistic for a psychopath ;P
It's true
/s
Rias Gremory - *Actor is appropriate in this usage.
That's nonsensical. Your lack of understanding of syntax is not going to change the facts.
So funny! I can relate to when I had to pick my last meal. It was impossible
poemkid1 my last meal has an iPhone 7 with unlimited data from Sprint(didn't ask for Verizon bc why pay double for a 1% dif?).
Hello ghost! xD
Honestly this video is me in a restaurant
Seriously, sketches aren't made so you have something to relate to, so stop making these sarcastic jokes.
summer roses dude it's just someone trying to be funny
lmaooo ! it was the “dont kiss that” for me
Her best Role by far!
“how about chicken”
“ *CHIK-IEN!* “
Haley Cat chicken
Haley Cat z
Haley Cat
chickeen
Haley Cat read it while it played
L
Honestly she was really good in this.
Now that's a last meal
i love both the actors in this, they play off each other so well!!
If you ordered bottomless fries, you could put off the death infinitely. That's what I am ordering.
General Grievous Jack I think they give you one e hour.
But you have a small amount of time to eat your food
i’m sorry are you plANNing on being put to death?
this is what happens on a date!
Every fuckng time
Especially that last part.
That's the joke...
3:35 a little 2020 vibe check 6 feet 6 feet
Now that was some good acting on both parts, very good. Keep on doing what you love guys it really shows that you enjoy doing these sketches 😊👍
Katy was very good in this role. As far as acting chops go I'm inclined to say Katy is one of the best on the CH team.
Schwinn D. she also wrote this one
Jonah Nelms
i bet that role was really fun to play
Schwinn D. same
Schwinn D. Agreed
You are the PERFECT Crazy person! The joker would be jealous.
Pretty Pink They should do a sketch with her as the joker. I'd watch it 😊
Or harley.
Pretty Pink just the new joker not the older ones
This is my favourite CH skit. The acting is so good and I'm just as indecisive about every meal I have.
Truly my FAVORITE video!!!! I've watched it so many times and it still makes me laugh every time.
Katie's acting is amazing in this😍😍😍
meryl lafargue its all the cocaine she does
This should be renamed "Taking your girl out on a date"
That's the whole point of the video.
diego nahuel cortez milan well no not realy
Hunter Bennett OMG so true
I'm a girl and tbh you're not even wrong I suck at food decisions
lol
She is absolutely unhinged, and I am HERE for it!
I'll have what she's having...
Oh, wait, no, never mind.
I'd like to see her in the next DC movie.
Artrysa being Harley Quiin? Ahah
You can’t she’s executed
Is this why Death Row takes so long?
Dylan Dauz yes I would know
Lol
Yeah. I'm still waiting.
Dylan Dauz It’s taking so long I’m glad I stole this phone from the guard
Dylan Dauz well sometimes
If your on death row instead of executing you straight away they keep you in confined cells for a while until your time comes. Texas abolished the last email request after one inmate ordered a huge meal and was granted it but didn't touch any of it.
I love how considerate she is by turning down the lobster so as not to spend too much of the taxpayer’s money. She must be a good person 😂
Well, she DID want to go vegan for the rest of her life. 🤷 I mean, that kind of commitment is honorable.
Katie is honestly such a brilliant actress, she could really make it big. Not just her all of them! Grant, Trap, Raphael, Brennan, all of them are extremely good actors and it's shocking that they've not starred in any movies so far....
Outstanding acting
Rohan Susarla first comment mah boi
When your girlfriend says we can eat anywhere but then she says no to everything.
lmfao true
THAT IS THE MOST RELATABLE THING IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!
But i am single
This is hands down my favorite sketch
"No we're not gonna make you a Buffet"
"rawwwwr"
“Pinky”
“n o p i n k y”
"Kinky"
"ｎｏ ｋｉｎｋｙ"
Complicated, everybody
Katie really is just an incredible actress, and her outrageous characters like this convict and the New Jersey wife from the bed commercial just highlights her flexibility and it's unfortunate that her role on the channel is normally limited to someone awkward, insecure, or addicted to drugs. She plays those parts well but these are the kinds of videos that shows she could do so much more with excellence and it makes the channel better all around.
Jaimar Alvarez I
Jaimar Alvarez Oh shut up! She has as much talent as everybody else. She’s just more your type or whatever.
She's got the best voice for this. She reminds me of angel she could never make her mind up and would always ask me to help her
I really want more of this Katie.
Katie's giving me some weird Harley Quinn vibes lol
Nvm I finished the vid and it's much worse
If only she wore makeup or hair dye. That would make me full on nerdgasm.
Right?!
Nguyen Yen have you seen her in the purge videos?
Haha same.
For my last meal, I would want:
3 Sausage, egg, and cheese McMuffins, 2 hash browns, 12 double cheeseburgers, 5 Whoppers with cheese, 4 Coney dogs, 2 plates of Chili cheese fries, A whole hamburger pizza, 2 jumbo bags of fried shrimp, A tub of cake batter ice cream with spinkles from cold Stone, Three whole New York style cheesecakes, A big bottle of Dr. Pepper, a slab of Ribs, Two legs, and mashed potatoes with gravy from KFC, Two biscuits from Church's, 6 vanilla milkshakes, a stack of cheesecake pancakes from IHOP, a stack of chocolate chip pancakes from IHOP, a tub full of Fettuccine Alfredo from Olive garden, A ham and cheese omelette, an ice cream cake, 6 glazed donuts, 6 chocolate frosted donuts with spinkles, 3 20oz steaks, 2 hamburgers with egg on top from Black Rock, a triple layer nachos, a Mr. Goodbar, 24 Mosterella sticks, a basket of curly fries, a bottle of champagne, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, 12 jello shots, a bottle of tequila, 3 tuna melts, 5 plates of bacon, a six pack, 3 grilled cheese, a strawberry daiquiri, a bottle of Mike's hard lemonade, and a pan of macaroni.
Hopefully I have a heart attack and die before they can kill me 😇
except, you'd have to eat it all within the time limit... so you'd only get through less than 10 of thoughs things, every one else would have a meal>:D
well, there has been a case when a man ate a whole entire buffet (or close to) and his execution was moved back about 2-3 hours, so there is that
You'd explode before a heart attack
Tamera Farly
why would that give you a heart attack? I'd eat most of that for lunch.
doyouphilmenow No worse, it would go right to their thighs.
And then they'd explode.
How was she not considered for Harley Quinn? She's so incredibly good at playing completely unhinged.
I would like a “cursed doll”.
My boring self would get a burger and pizza
no drinks?
the asian side of me would want boba milk tea and korean fire noodles.
That’s actually what most of them tend to get, they just want something that reminds them of home
I would ask for just like a bunch of full sized bags of Hot Cheetos with lime
Ramen. Period
Katie would make a great voice actrees!
Emperor Faust well then she would make a good antagonist voice actress.
I swear she works at Disney as a voice actor?
two years and this is STILL my favorite collegehumor skit
1:55 HANDS, HANDS, HANDS! [SLAP]
HANDS HANDS HANDS
I saw this comment right at the moment he said it
Abdelwahed Othman Lol that happens to me a lot
666 like
The cop: “Jesus Christ will you just hurry up”
Abdelwahed Othman same
“Pinkyyyy”
“‘No pinky”
“Ok.”
Katie is so underrated at collegehumor, this video is gold.
I would love to see a longer skit or even a movie with katie playing the psychopathic killer *-*