Worst Songs of All Time
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1:08 - Justin Bieber “Yummy”
2:07 - Justin Bieber “Yummy (Country Remix)”
3:40 - Brad Paisley ft. LL Cool J “Accidental Racist”
6:10 - Maroon 5 “I Don't Wanna Know”
7:24 - Theory of a Deadman “I Hate My Life”
9:30 - AJR “Birthday Party”
12:51 - Neil Mcuck “Take a Knee MY ASS”
14:05 - Florida Georgia Line “Meant To Be”
15:32 - Pinkfrog Songs “Baby Shark”
17:28 - Logic “Lemon Drop”
19:23 - Various Artists “Death to Mumble Rap”
20:39 - Tones and I “Dance Monkey
21:37 - Charlie Puth x Meghan Trainor “Marvin Gave”
22:21 - Onision “Banana Song”
22:58 - Drake “Tootsie Slide”
23:53 - Will.i.am “T.H.E.”
24:45 - Rihanna ft. Chris Brown “Cake”
26:01 - Lil Dicky & Chris Brown “Freaky Friday”
29:31 - Corey Feldman “We Wanted Change”
30:34 - YBN Nahmir “Soul Train”
31:19 - Fun “Stars”
32:07 - Hopsin “Happy Ending”
32:58 - Tom Macdonald “Whiteboy” - Hudba
“I sick of hobos”
“I hate my wife”
All rise for the boomer national anthem
Listening to the radio a few month ago before they played "she fucking hates me" TOADM lead singer talked about his inspiration for the song and it was how he came home like drunk one night and his girlfriend made him sleep on the couch. Such a a dumb story and a dumb song. Super boomer
To be fair to this song, it’s supposed to he a parody of people who think like that. It’s making fun of them. Still sounds like shit, though.
@@rossmumper9817 To be a parody, it needs to be funny and also say something about the subject it's making fun of. This song fails so hard at it it's an antiparody
The song is a satire tho
hhhhhhhhh
you can't convince me Yummy Country Remix didn't cause the pandemic
Gods punishment
lmao
Nah,
Yummy ON IT'S OWN did it
@@NeoGraena Honestly I feel like adding the random pedal steel makes the song more palatable. At least it's got more character that isn't just fucking disgusting.
@@oskarthompson3789...and the propagation of series of events from our frenemies
Dance monkey is one of the few songs that I get genuinely angry listening to
During my job in a grocery store, that song played every 3 songs and it was hell
@@donlad I’m so sorry lol
I relate hard t this. A girl I was seeing ghosted me one morning as I got to work, so I was in a terrible mood then to add insult to injury this song came on. I was ready to throw fists.
@@nickshillito1170 I don’t have a bad experience associated with it, but her voice truly makes me convulse
@@ohwow9870 the song is a bad experience in itself. I didn’t associate it with the bad experience, it just made the bad experience worse 😂
Evil Brad Paisley be like:
*INTENTIONAL RACIST*
evil lil dicky: we hate the earth
evil tom macdonald: [REDACTED]
@@valco8371 evil tom macdonald: makes good music
@@valco8371 evil tom macdonald be like: I love minorities!
evil brad paisley be like:
accidental racist
Yummy is single-handedly responsible for everything bad that happened in the last 2 years.
Including that god awful Country remix.
justin bieber caused astroworld 2021 tradgefy
@@2099vision too soon
Oh. So my break-up? U know... That kinda makes sense
@@2099vision Your comment is so disrespectful it made me stop the show
SO SICK OF THE HOBOOOOOOES
ALWAYS BEGGIN' FOR CHAAAAANGE
Like honestly just get a house, a job and nice car you lazy bum 😒🙄😴😑😐
That song is the prime example of people that, to quote Simon Miller "should get themselves a real problem"
The anthem of entitled blue collar chuds everywhere
You know what, I honestly enjoy the song, but its because I listen to it as if its a joke song. No one actually hates hobos enough to make a song about how much they hate them, and no (normal) person would cry about hoe they got punched for hitting on a minor. Its supposed to be a song for when your days shit and you just wanna complain.
I love the idea that someones going to record a new song and legitimately start it with "i hate the homeless"
Based
@@yourcommentisntfunnyv2709 Stop
@@yourcommentisntfunnyv2709 this video is not a joke.
Yup based
@@creeperhunterD
No, continue
As an Australian, I deeply apologize for Dance Monkey
No need to apologise for anything when you gave us tame impala & kglw 😁
@@ayoyimikaemmanuel3607 And The Avalanches!
@@ayoyimikaemmanuel3607 word
Lots of great music has come out of Australia you have no reason to apologize
@@ayoyimikaemmanuel3607 did you know that tame impala is actually one man?
not one of the worst songs, but one time an indoor playground played Roar 14 times in a row and i wanted to bang my head against the wall.
I had the same experience with Trouble by Taylor Swift at an afterschool program. I was iffy about that song already, but HOLY SHIT, when I had to listen to it 10x in a row, I grew a deep hatred for that song.
At least replay something that replays well, roar is a good song and all but it’s designed in a way that makes it terrible to reply over and over again
@@ASCENSiON_ I started hating jar of hearts due to dance class
@@aquitetiredguy2158 Seriously it was torture. My sister and I kept count in a notebook
@@lilpip1126 yeah I feel so bad for you, I find that schools forget that there is good kid friendly music outside of modern pop, why no Beatles, queen (like I want it all, we are the champions, a lot of schools would be far too strict for bohemian rhapsody) why no weird Al songs, why no Michael Jackson songs (sure only like 4 of them would work in a elementary school but still), I just want more than modern pop for children to listen to, (also there has to be a kid friendly rapper who isn’t terribly cringy right, I really think kids should be subjected to more than just modern pop) or I might just be crazy and a child cant enjoy more than one musical artist, this is coming from a teenager who loved like 10 bands as a 10 year old
During my Health Class a bunch of EMT's came in and were talking about first responders and shit, and in order to demonstrate the amount of compressions per minute, instead of using Stayin Alive like everyone else does, they used BABY SHARK. I wanted to commit Gloomy Sunday at that point.
Baby Shark is literally to music what war crimes are to compassionate acts.
Stayin' Alive was just a great song! Why Baby Shark!? The bad song's become a phenomenon for no damn reason. In fact, I hate Baby Shark, and it makes me worse than my feelings when Rhyme died from the Swing Shark in the TWEWY anime(which is more brutal than the game version).
In the version I learned at Girl Scout camp they didn’t cut out the part with the shark attack so you also got the lost a leg do do do do do lost an arm do do do do do part and part of that version is actually CPR do do do do do do CPR do do do do do do
Immediately followed by it’s not working do do do do do do and then the swimmer dies and goes to heaven but gets kicked out and then goes to hell and gets kicked out and then gets reincarnated as a baby shark
@@masterseal0418 baby shark is a phenomenon because there’s so many little kids in love with it 😐
I honestly would have found that freakin’ hilarious, especially seeing everyone else react to it. 🤣
LMAOOO “rap is dead these guys are real lyricists bringing rap back” “I’m more crazy then a short lady trying to give birth to 84 babies” if you said that in ANY battle rap arena you’d get booed off the stage
Ppp
HOOD CLASSIC
If it was a comedic rapper/a rapper with a tongue-in-cheek style it'd be an okay line, but the fact that he says it 100% seriously is what kills it. It's like saying "You better make like a banana and split" in a tough guy rap song
@@wetsockfullofhotmeat Kanye would 100% do that
😛
Isn't it strange that that "country version" of yummy sounds even LESS country than the original.
Exactly lmao it sounds like he’s making fun of country
the only thing that was close to country was the vocal with a southern accent its like putting a single jalapeno on a pizza and calling it mexican food
The moment Dance Monkey came on I took a huge deep breath and felt a huge depression come on. This song is truly one of the worst things ever crafted
While white girls actually like this song lmao
i was able to avoid it by skipping it after the first two seconds, the lady's voice SUCKS
@@skeptical_playz6142 can confirm that we hate it too
@@Meleedroit w pfp
Not only is it one of the most shamelessly over calculated and tasteless pieces of music ever, but her major label created a fake umbrella label just to pretend she isn’t a puppet of Sony, and they went as far as to lie about her age by a bunch of years, fake an x-factor style back story about her being a troubled busker, and lied about an entire organic uprising despite her playing main stage at aus biggest music festival for her first set ever, and the song was written and produced by 6 figures worth of producers and writers and she contributed nothing, plus the rest of the ep is arguably worse than that song if you can believe it, (listen to Johnny run away if u want ur ears to bleed) shes already washed up and can’t get gigs, last saw her playing NYE performing other people’s songs, I changed the channel lightning fast after laughing my butt off
I wish Brad would've acknowledged that one of the rappers in the Death To Mumble Rap song said "Just because you're rapping fast, doesn't mean you're saying something"
BRUH.
Methinks that's Mac Lethal. Did you know he's more crazy than a short lady trying to give birth to 84 babies?
That basically confirms it’s a parody for me
It's true tho
@@moonflower6607 it would actually kinda mean something if it was ANYONE else than mac fucking lethal
@@thekiwi7405 At least Futuristic's verse had some sense to it.
Every line on Revival by Eminem is god tier compared to “I been up in a Waffle House, but you my Chik-Fil-A”
Also compared to every line in "Fancy Like".
@@alexanderliu9376 oh god don’t remind me. God I loathe that song
I mean, not every single song is bad on revival 💀💀
Even the line in Lose It where he makes fun of the 8 Mile battle scene is lyrically genius compared to that.
So I despise the "song" Dance Monkey, but I hear it so often because my stepdad actually likes it. His reasoning? The vocals are unique. That's definitely one way of saying it.
Triple J hosts literally said nothing about the song except that when it was played every day for a year. Very funny.
Uniquely shit yeah, it's OK to be different, but you've got to have some level of talent to pull it off
I know a person that likes those awful italian christmas comedies (seriously don't watch them). The defense is that "they are simple movie meant to make people laugh".
I know everyone have their taste, but there's a scene where the protagonist eats literal sh*t, and then he enjoys it and he keeps eating it. That's supposed to be a joke and it's one of the better crafted in the film
He must think Corey Feldman is unique too
I got recommended it on CZcams every time I searched for any kind of music I'd get "other people watched...." And it was always Dance monkey or a dodgy remix of dance monkey
I’m convinced Brad is slowly metamorphasizing into Pete Davidson
Omg. I was thinking the same. Just a bit more annoying 9:35
Theory of a deadman writing an ode to secretly enjoying pegging.
Do i even want to know the context?
Dance Monkey's vocals sound like Elmo trying to take a fat shit while also giving birth, and you would think I wouldn't have to deal with Baby Shark much at all, but the sad and infuriating part about this is that I know a grown adult at my internship program who's obsessed with this song... God help me.
That made me laugh because it's true 🤣
Now we have the Chicky Chacha Boom boom La la thingy 💀
LMFAOOO
Sounds like Sy Snootles from Star Wars to me
I’m gonna be honest, first time I heard that song I thought it was someone trying to do a super offensive Japanese accent. I was like “people can listen to this and not feel a little guilty???”
Birthday party sounds like someone making an AJR parody and then forgetting it was a parody
It’s not even the worst on that shitty album
Corey Feldman is in another level. He is truly the Tommy Wiseau of music.
They could be cousins 😅
Don’t slander my boy Corey Feldman like that
Honestly Corey Feldman’s music brings more joy to my life than 90% of artists.
@@dmidkifobviously you haven't heard comeback king
God bless Mr Corey Feldman. May his music career be long.
“Take a knee my ass” is one of the funniest things I ever heard
It's so dangerously close to "I take a knee up my ass"
Deflect an arrow to the knee?
At first I thought he said “Take a knee, to my ass” lol
@@Boredphineas2006 lmaoooo, I thought the same thing and I was fully ready to follow through
don't have to tell me twice dude
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
Of the United States of...
MY ASS
Another thing that makes yummy bad is that it was made for his wife, that shit song, for his wife.
Should've divorced him after that
@@detectivemememachin5011 I would've sued for slander as well lmao
@@yepjustanaccount3357 💀💀💀
The intro song was so touching.
Giving Julian Casablancas a run for his money
i love how fucking proud of himself Brad looks whenever he plays one of his dopey ass songs for us
that remix was fire 💀
brad only knows how to drop bangers
When Country meets Rap, everyone suffers.
Shitty G by YFM
Country + Rap = Crap
unless it's lil nas x
I wouldn't call it too good but broadway girls didn't leave me suffering too bad
Though I guess it was also rap meeting country instead so idk if it even counts
upchurch
Toosie slide was playing as I was being sedated for surgery and I think that could be considered psychological torture
It was the song of the pandemic, for the absolute worst. It perfect encapsulate the abyss of boredom everyone was suffering from at that time.
7 Years by Lukas Graham.
Uggggggggh,a shitblistering painful song that thinks it's much more than it is. It wants to also have a bad boy edge too that is unconvincing at best. A yelpy Ed Sheeran mixed with Louis Capaldi (someone who also has a song that could go here). There's a reason why you haven't heard of them since this song. They also have a brief section where you hear an announcer yell their name to ravenous applause and cheers. A song that has gotten worse with time
It’s a cringe pop song but no where near the worst. And Lewis capaldi is too self aware to be hated
Dude he was famous in Denmark way before 7 years, and he continues to be long after. It's not his fault that 7 years was the only song that went worldwide
Despite turning my back on pop music I still enjoy 7 years aha
Once I was 7 years old
eh, i remember they put it in every single fan edit, roblox "music video". to me, it became that song that wasn't sad, it was boring to listen to and my ears were gonna die of shitty angst
Little did we know it was Brad singing on the end of New Slaves, not Kanye.
Top 5 hidden features
It’s not Kanye it’s frank ocean
@@meggancunningham6068 Its both technically but im referring to Kanye's autotune
same pfp omg
@@why-am-I-here hey nice pfp
Brad you should do a worst lyrics video
pockets on shrek
Eminem Dad Joke for sure
fairly local
@@zychamp2281 just like animals-mals
YEEESSS!!
Thunder by imagine dragons makes me want to put my head through a wall. I don’t even understand how someone could vibe to it. Not only is the beat and message the most insultingly bland and vague thing I’ve ever heard, but the chorus sounds like it’s actively trying to annoy the listener.
The high pitched "thunder" in the chorus... What were they thinking it's so godawful
Bro the class next to me when I was in elementary listened to that shit everyday
Evolve and Origins from them were dumpster fire
the message is better if you know anything about imagine dragons
@@trumanbadra8003 I don't know shit about them. Mind opening my third eye?
The Theory of a Deadman song is supposed to be ironic, basically about a privileged guy who bitches about how everything is so awful while he is a trash human.
Still a shitty song though.
I honestly like it... I like their music
@@harukoharuhara1863 I don't mind the band so much, this song is meh though
@@CidsaDragoon I respect your opinion, but I disagree with it
I thought the same thing
@@CidsaDragoon I'm not going to believe that for a second. This isn't exactly the first time they've written about being pieces of shit.
Can we get a video on "Songs that have awful lyrics/vocals but amazing production and sound"? Like if any other good artist took the beat or sang the same lyrics themselves, the song goes from red headphones to smiley face
One that kinda counts would be Muse’s “Survival”. I say kinda because it’s only the lyrics that suck. Most generic motivational shit that you’ve ever heard. But the vocals and guitar work are insanely good.
Astronaut in the Ocean comes to mind
Modern Brazilian Funk in a nutshell
Early twenty one pilots
ninety by jaden. incredible beat but god awful lyrics by jaden Jesus Christ
Worst aged song ever? Birthday Cake came out AFTER Chris Brown hit Rihanna!
Dude. At age 12 I went to a dance competition/convention and the funk instructor taught us a combination to cake ..... My mom pulled me out the room when they said to make a twerk line. I look back on those memories and feel as if I was most definitely involved in something criminal. Like why would u make 10-14 year olds dance to that?! And tweak?! Tf
@@no_ononono3074 don’t get why that’s revenant but yeah, very weird of the funk instructor
That song is amazing still, u wildin. IDK how ppl mad about rihanna situaton longer than she is😂
@@ShaMoneyBestRapperEverMaybe because the overall situation is awful?
What's funny to me is "Yummy" is like the same formula as "Baby". Its just full circle.
At least Baby can become a guilty pleasure, Yummy is just.. ugh
Birthday Party is the uncanny valley of music, istg. It SOUNDS like it should hit the bare minimum requirement of “music”, but something about it sounds so weirdly dissonant and wrong.
baby shark is quite literally the most viewed video on the internet of all time
You can remove the word quite
and most disliked..... well at least it was before youtube removed dislikes
It’s a good song
It really shouldn't be
Somebody I Used To Know, Stayin' Alive, Billy Jean, A Cruel Angel's Thesis and Never Gonna Give You Up: *Laughs hardly*
Why does Miranda Cosgrove sound mad good behind heavy instrumentation like that o.O
Well, she has a very nice voice and Tom Morello is a god on guitar, I just wish the ICarly theme wasn’t being sung to Killing In The Name. It just feels so wrong.
What makes me hate Dance Money even more is the fact that is the 3rd most played song in spotify, like how on earth can people listen to it repeatedly and think is good? When i listen to it i just wanna rip my ears apart
It is??? What the fuck
I heard illegal mental facilities use this song on loop as ear torture to their victims.
I think it’s stores and corporations playing the song on repeat nonstop, I don’t think a single living human breathing individual actually goes out of their way to listen to “dance monkey”
that doesnt even make any sense
tones and i is so bad that me and my friends have determined the kidz bop cover sounds better because of her whiny voice
LL Cool J’s verse on Accidental Racist sounds like it came from a dark mirror world Weird Al Yankovic song
😄
Rare Insult
Same with the Theory of a Deadman song
AJR was LITERALLY my favorite thing ever in 2017. I went to sleep EVERY NIGHT listening to The Click. It was a dark and terrible time in my music taste and life. This was also right before my dubstep phase.
@@elephantcubed4133 i just mentally shit myself over this comment holy fuck
The funny thing is that my friends used to be obsessed with ajr and would not listen when I said they were not good.
Dubstep phase… In… In *2017!?*
@@D_d_t_d_D im 17
2017 was BEFORE your dubstep phase???
Tbh, as a fan of both Lynch and Eraserhead, I get that comment. "In Heaven Everything is Fine" is originally meant to represent a desire for self destruction and death, because of the protagonist absolutely being terrified of maturing and being a father. AJR attempted to use it to portray the baby as innocent, thinking the world he lives in is heaven and therefore everything is fine. I absolutely despise how they took such a beautiful song and shat all over it, over its meaning, over the movie even- there is an interview where they say they hated the movie and laughed at it the whole time, yet still wanted to sample the song. David Lynch only agreed because the guy's an absolute sweetheart and because he didn't even know who they were. Honestly, to hell with AJR.
You can love or hate his works, but god DAMN you better respect the man
I had never heard of this song or that band until right now. That song isn’t horrible imo, but when it got to that part and I understood what they were trying to do I was just in shock. It felt gross because it’s the COMPLETE opposite of the context of the original song, like you said. Idk why they would even have bothered putting that in there considering how blasphemous of a choice it was.
Worst part is it’s not even the worse AJR song
Girls Like You by Maroon 5 sounds like a parody of pop music it’s so bad, and Hit the Quan is such a horribly blatant rip-off of Watch Me Whip whoever made it should be ashamed of themselves. It also sounds like cancer
Hit the Quan is better than watch me whip only because it has actually lyrics rather than just dance instructions
Girls like you is a bad earworm to drives me nuts
I've been lyric writing for a bit to help cope with my depression. Sometimes I'll look at something I've finished and ask myself, "Man, is this even good at all?" After watching this and realizing there are people who unironically like "Dance Monkey", now I can look back and say, "Okay, it might turn out mediocre, but at least there was a good amount of heart put into it."
please PLEASE post your lyrics EVERYWHERE
@@orangiat3619 no. I'm too shy :((((( at least let me form a band and have some peers before I share them (that and I don't want them stolen lmao). From what I've shared with friends they seem to find them really good, but IDK if it's because they feel the need to boost me or they genuinely like it.
@@ViVernai feel somewhat the same way.
Not enough ressources or connections to start a band or anything like it. So you just have all those ideas that you can only put on paper and not finish.
Its also the worst nightmare to have people steal your idea because you shared it.
Honestly just make music and write lyrics if it's a creative outlet for you and if it's fulfilling for you. You don't have to worry about it being perfect or good, if you like it and if it makes you happy there's no reason to stop! I feel like there's so much pressure on everyone that if they want to do anything remotely artistic it has to be completely perfect and Instagram shareable, which defeats the point of just being creative for the sake of being creative
I looked up dance monkey in CZcams one time to see if her voice was altered or not. Apparently CZcams though I was a huge fan, which was the worst two weeks ever
F
I'm glad to have found someone who hates "Birthday Cake" as much as I do. I hated it back in 2012 and it's only gotten worse since. One of the worst on this list for sure.
I also managed to avoid "Dance Monkey" for the longest time before hearing it recently, although I didn't get to avoid "Yummy". Those infectiously awful songs were a sign of horrible things to come.
It's worth noting how really bad lyrics alone can turn a song into one of the worst. Songs like "Accidental Racist" and "Lemon Drop" don't sound too bad, but it's the lyrics that kill them dead.
Yummy is the predecessor of the reason why the pandemic happened and lasted for two years change my mind.
Tbh I don’t dislike birthday party that much, I hate the vocal effects on that one part, but overall it’s alright imo.
@@NaThingSerious I wasn't talking about the AJR song, I was talking about the Rihanna/Chris Brown song towards the end of the video.
the corey feldman song reminded me of when he hit on my mom at a (i think it was) quiet riot concert when she was obviously 16
Yo you just killed me with this comment I'm never gonna recover my sides ever again
@@yens1609 lollll thanks. 😂
Even if that is not true and you only posted that to get laughs I appreciate that shit hahah
@@EclecticoIconoclasta
1. no i’m being dead serious. she met corey feldman when she was 16 & he hit on her multiple times
2. i appreciate the appreciation!
@@deethesimp9169 corey feldman more like corey jailman
The "I hate my life" song has to be satire. Those lines have to be jokes.
Yeah, it definitely feels like an edgy joke song.
Millennial type beat
If you're gonna say "Death to Mumble Rap" you GOTTA talk about that "Mumble Rapper vs Lyrical Rapper" atrocity that dropped a couple of years ago. It's the same lyrical spiritual schlock as before
I didn’t need to know that a country remix of Yummy by Florida Georgia line existed and to be honest I didn’t want to know either. My ears have been cursed.
Wow, who knew that every song from To Pimp a Butterfly would be on here!
Overrused joke😐
@@youareasock9752 Huh, didn’t think i’d see a series of racial slurs in the reply section. What a surprise!
@@youareasock9752 I did your dad + ratio
@@youareasock9752 Sometimes the low hanging fruit is the sweetest 😋
They should be.
I genuinely enjoyed Danny Gonzalez's parody of Yummy a lot more than the original trash LOL
I love everything Danny does lmfaoo
This made me remember how much I hate that "7 years old" song. Every damn part of it triggers my primal fighting instinct.
LOOCASS GRAAYYYYMMM
I had to listen to it everyday, for about 5 or 6 years straight because my brother was obsessed with it.
It was torture
@@nejdalej LOW CASH GRAMMAAAA!!!
Please delete this comment
I think if the fucking country remix of Yummy was played in every single prison on repeat no more crime would occur
i'm still salty over baby shark's popularity bc it used to be a scout song about getting killed by a shark and shit and now it's a baby song. like i remember sitting around the campfire chanting this with the gamers and now it's unbearable to listen to lmao. but hey at least you can do CPR to it!
Same here I remember singing it at camp loving how it sounded childish but was actually very dark. Now its just childish
I don't hate Dance Monkey.
I am blessed with indifference for that song. I understand what a privilege that is.
im used to its repetitiveness
as someone who had to listen to that godforsaken song every day at work, i had to become indifferent for my own good. it was either that or going insane.
I actually like that song
I had to hear it on the radio every day for months riding the bus. I had to become numb to it for the safety of myself and others. I even forgot what it sounded like.
Same. Although I have an even greater privilege. The song brings me entertainment in the form of an angry best friend who absolutely hates the song. Watching her go feral with primal rage when dance monkey comes on is hilarious lmao.
My mum played dance monkey for about 3 weeks straight and I literally have ptsd from it, its actual pain. I had to skip your reaction of it.
I kept hearding it everywhere and it was hell. The next time I hear that song, im gonna yeet myself out of a window.
My mom did that too in full volume, and i can't get out of the house because my county was in lockdown
Does your mom work as an "enhanced interrogation" officer at the C.I.A.? Because that's some Geneva Convention violation right there, fam.
I can **LITERALLY** not think of a single song worse than Dance Monkey
I was in the same situation lmao
Pop-Country is the worst genre of music, my ex loved it and as someone who loves good country (my favourite band is Silver Jews) it was rough
eh idk, there's some REALLLLLL shit mumble rap out there too.
"Good country" pfffft
Pop country is the soundtrack to minimum wage and stocking shelves under flourescent lights. That and Imagine Dragons.
@@user-pv7vc9kp9k Big Iron
@@user-pv7vc9kp9k Good country was killed a long time ago but it damn sure existed
Thank you for not dissing Can’t Stop Partying despite all the mentions of it. Mad respect 🔥
I kinda like cant stop partying after listening to it multiple times "ironically"
If you listen to the version without Lil Wayne, like a much more slowed down stripped back version, it actually becomes more of a song about alcoholism. He's not happy that he can't stop partying, it's a curse.
Like a really cheap knockoff of say it ain't so, it's better, still not good though
@@eddiedingle767 i unironically like lil wayne on it but i see that
Can't Stop Partying is literally the most late aughts party banger sounding song ever and usually people who disagree are mad they didn't make Pinkerton 10000 times.
[Sees video title.] “Oh good, massive overexaggeration for 34 minutes.”
[Yummy feat. F-G Line] “I apologize.”
To be entirely fair to Stars by Fun., I hate the autotune nails on chalkboard as much as the next guy, but upon a relisten of the album, I did realize that many of the songs have themes of fame and life being too much and the lead singer Nate Ruess feeling crazy and overwhelmed. I think there's an argument that the autotune that sounds like a gorilla in a carwash is supposed to be unpleasant because that's the point, he's screaming out his chaotic emotions in the song. Whether that actually makes it high art or not I'll leave up to the person reading this, but at the very least I think there's intent behind the awful autotune sections of the album.
So basically trying to do a much worse version of runaway
Literally every song on that album slaps and then there’s stars…
@@subwoofer7302 Laregely agree but ehhhhh Some Nights didn't have to have the awful autotune stuff at the end of it either. Why am I The One has a little of it too but its' leaps and bounds more bearable.
@@gregvs.theworld451 ya imo autotune was used effectively across the rest of the album. Also Out on the town works so much better as a closing track.
As a big fan of Fun., agreed. From my perspective, Stars is very intentionally abrasive. It is a drag as Nate's voice progressively gets drowned in effects as the soul-sucking message of "no one's gonna save us" gets repeated at verbatim. It's not meant to be pleasant.
Lyrically, Out on the Town is no less depressing, but at least its musical character isn't as draining.
I honestly think Dance Monkey would be so much better with a different singer and less trap with more funk
Yeah there are probably some really fire covers of the song out there
Yeah for me it's just the voice, she can't sing, sounds like a toddler having a tantrum in toys R us
Andrew from MGMT did a cover on it and it's, although different, a lot better imo.
@@alberto3814 did he? Hahahahahah
Ok jokes aside, why is “Mask” by dream not on this list?
Probably because the entire video would be filled with just youtubers who think they can 'sing', like trisha paytas
@@MrBrezelwurst fair
@@elephantcubed4133 ikr
Even if Mask is that horrible, the fact that we got the sus remix of it makes that song’s existence worth it.
@@FragmentedR_YT ikr
When Rihanna is singing "cake, cake, cake," it sounds like she's actually singing "KKK."
bruh the "If you can forgive the gold chains I can forgive the iron chains" line had me rolling lmfao
I'm surprised astronaut in the ocean is not on the list. I went from loving it to hating it to non-stop laughing at it. The lyricism is so stupid and yesterday, I was dining at a restaurant they played song and I laughed nonstop. Never found a song that played my emotions this hard. Anyway def worst song. It's the most straight white song ever and I think white moms won't be interested in it either.
real. i cant hear it without breaking into giggles
That applebees country song might take the cake for me
I don't want to hear the word cake for a week.
And yes that song is punishable by breaking on the wheel. What a stinker!
That song genuinely fills me with rage.
For any Australians apologizing for Dance Monkey, you guys made Land Down Under, so it more than balances out.
Hell, Australia has brought us Make Them Suffer so they're good.
I think shape of you by ed Sheeran is probably one of the worst songs of all times. It has that jingly loop of what sounds like a kids xylophone toy thing repeating throughout the whole song over and over, and the fact it sounds like a kids xylophone toy in a song where he's trying to get a girl to sleep with him really rubs me the wrong way.
i love overanalyzing things but that does feel like a bit of a reach
Nope fuck that song worst song I’ve ever heard since the first time I heard it
@@doubleh333lix a reach how? The entire melody sounds like it was played on one of those toy xylophones for toddlers where each key is a different color, and it's a short loop played on repeat the WHOLE song. The fact the song is about him trying to get some girl to sleep with him over a loop of a kids xylophone sounding melody gives me the impression he wants to get her pregnant
You need to listen to more music, Shape of You’s worst crime is being generic
@@MarkHalberstram exactly 💀
The first time I listened to dance monkey I didn't hate it, I just think it was massively overplayed
I enjoy everything but the voice personally. If the melody was just played on a keyboard over the instrumental I'd probably enjoy it
Nails on a chalkboard> Tom McDonald’s
Disagree
@@very025 💀
@@smartent2257 💀 that dude likes tom macdonald😭
eh his music is one thing but he does have some points in some of the shit he talks about.
@@stephenrusso6019 "racism is gay, if you're offended, that's retarded" my guy...what points??? 💀
you didn’t even get to the mick jagger part in that will.i.am song 💀
Hard like geometry like trigonometry
I had the worst dormmate in the world, he would loudly play videogames until 2:30 am every night, he'd make out with his girlfriend in our one-room dorm for hours while I was taking an online class and had to be there, he stole shit from me, and he would sing "Yummy" constantly. Every time I hear it, unrelated to how objectively trash it is as a song, I ALSO associate it with him and how much of a garbage person he was. It's definitely the worst song in the world.
Sounds about right for someone who likes that "song"
worst part is here in the uk so many of these songs are popular as fuck for some reason and i hear them constantly, drives me insane but it's honestly got the point where i can just mute them out of my head and not care they even exist
dang uk really don't have taste☠️
I remember when i was in Boy scouts when i was a little lad, we'd always sing "Baby shark" at the summer camps. I always loved the way we did it and always cherished that song. When the song went mainstream i said "Cool, some recognition for one of my favorite camp songs". If only i knew how everyone basterdized it.
Bastardized?
Aren't you a little too young to be here?
@@BichaelStevens I said *when*. That was a long time ago
@@raidknight How fkin old is baby shark then? I checked google, 7 years ago. Wtf
@@lihzzahrdspeed6631it used to be about being eaten by a shark
6:22 dont insult the Rugrats theme like that. That shit slapped, and you know it.
Xylophones almost always sound great.
No more #bood up screenSHOS 😯🖕
4:50 - I DJed a wedding where the bride wanted slow country exclusively played for the entirety of the reception. I prayed for the gigantic ceiling above me to fall.
Sounds like hell
When Corey Feldman started up I literally screamed
That intro was actually a vibe dude
It’s beautiful for some reason
@@dontcarestudios9393 black dresses but no distortion
I can imagine the birthday party song being played at those parties made by bored suburban moms, the clueless bug eyed baby in their arms while the adults take photos pretending it's fun.
Last school year we had to write a test on Dance Monkey in our music class. The speakers were totally blown out and I had to sit right in front of them because every other seat had been taken already. We had to listen to it three times full volume. I think it killed my ears forever
the sheer audacity to copyright claim Soul Train and Happy Ending doesnt even make me mad. I'm impressed that there are multiple people can be that delusional to try that instead of changing their name and moving states after they released those songs.
Take a knee my ass sounds like every generic song You'd hear in a Texas roadhouse
I'm pretty sure Dance Monkey violates the Geneva convention
I lived happier when I didn't know Tones and I's name, and she was just "that lady with the annoying voice that my cousin insists on listening to"
Great video as usual Brad. I feel like you could make some super entertaining Madness Bracket videos.
4:26 the McDonald’s global gladiators video game in Brads CZcams mix
This video introduced me to my favorite “so bad it’s good” song. I Hate My Life is so funny I can’t take it seriously. From the whiny lyrics to the Disney Channel ass guitar solo, it’s a masterpiece of what not to do.
That "take a knee..my ass" song definitely qualifies as "so bad it's good" too right?
@@blondebimbowannabe Yes
The way Brad says “take a knee…my ass” never fails to give me a giggling fit
The moves he hits in the chorus are goated for sure
Dance Monkey actually makes me frown. Like that small snippet was so awful I actually got mad having to hear it.
Good video homie. I thoroughly enjoyed that. I would like to see a p.2
I think it’s hilarious that dance monkey is one of the most terrible songs of all time, but every radio station and grocery store still thought “yep this is a banger, let’s play it every 2nd song”. I want to choke a crippled child every time it comes on stg
Staring into the camera menacingly and playing crazy frogs crazy songs for 34 minutes is not a proper video, Bradley
honestly my fav achievment in life will be that i know the guy who animated baby shark, he was my friend from college with who i worked a lot on animations through college and he got a job in a local studio to who baby shark was outsourced and we fucking lost it when he told us hes the one who made the animation
Unrelated but Brad looks like a mix between Pete Davidson and Theon Greyjoy
Exactly
Now I’m imagining Pete Davidson being castrated by Ramsay Bolton.
This dude just fucking read my mind.
I dunno, I genuinely like Stars lmao, I think the auto tune is done purposefully to show a message falling apart. what’s a possible way you can show you’re pretending everything is fine but you’re actually struggling? terrible auto tune. if it’s unironic tho then it is terrible. nonetheless, great video. Happy Ending is bafflingly bad tho, I think that takes the cake for worst song out of the ones here. keep up the good work Brad!
Stars is a great song I was surprised as hell to see it on here.
i like it too lol
Auto-Tune is laughable, it makes the singers sound like they're teenagers having too many voice cracks while singing.
I thought the auto tune was just a style choice more than anything, the vocals were meant to be chaotic and unmelodic, i was surprised to see it up here lol
LETS GOOOO super excited this is gonna be a banger video
i think Birthday Party had potential but the guy was just an idiot or something went horribly wrong during production and it turned out to be one of the worst songs of all time
Aye what is channel with those fire remixes you made
Why is your remix of Freaky Friday straight up better LOL
Because he has better taste