If the Cap Fits... Series 2 Episode 23
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2021
- we present arthur lowe, john lebetra and clive dunn in dad's armband, [ Applause ]. If the cap fits featuring john larry, arnold ridley and liam lavender with this week's guests, edward sinter and fraser carr here is the news, and this is john snyder reading.
It the date is january 1941 and the bomber and fighter squadrons of the Raf continue to sweep across the skies of france and germany in an endless effort to break the nazi's stranglehold. Meanwhile, in the side office of the church hall at warmington sea, captain mannering armed with the latest technical aides, prepares to give a lecture. Uh now listen, listen! I want you to read the descriptions out in a loud claire voice.
Do you understand yes, sir loud clear voice? Yes, I don't Want any mumbling. Do I have a mumbles? Are you ready yet jones? What's up can't be a kick, i'm very excited. We never had a lecture like this before sir.
That's what i'd like about you captain menrin we're always trying out new modern scientific methods. Well, I tried to keep abreast of the times germs, no doubt about it. So the magic lantern is a wonderful invention.
Yes, it's only been going a hundred years. I don't want any of that sort of talk With us, yeah you're, getting the slides out of order. Mister gets up.
I do not like the verge of creeping around me when i'm trying to sort out my slideshow. You must stop creeping around jones and he's trying to get his slides. I beg your pardon, mr mannering.
I am not creeping. Yes, you are you're the biggest creeper. I've ever met, you're a troublemaker and a creeper you're.
The troublemaker i'm just here on The instructions of the vicar to keep an eye on his apparatus and to see the children. I tend to see that you don't abuse it when you use it, I won't defuse it when I use it and i'm going to see that you don't abuse when you use it be quiet both of you. Wilson are the blackouts up in the hall and the screen set up.
Yes, why are we waiting? What's [ Music ] There'll? Be enough of that will be out when we're ready and not before it is slide it's in one of ours. It's a lot of zulu dancing, if that is that belongs to the vicar, it's his lecture light into darkest africa. What are you snigging at wilson? I don't think he's a light into darkest africa with the Blackouts up very amusing.
Well, we're going shall we bring the slides jones right turn it on everyone now, subject to my lecture is know your enemy light candle wilson put the lights out. Yes, sir, now, if you watch the screen, we shall show you pictures of germans in uniform And sad wilson will read out the notes on each one right, you ready for the first night jones, yes, you're, all ready, ready to read out the notes frozen almost uh. I mean almost for my uh.
My monocle just needs a little slight polish. Sir. Excuse me [ Applause ], very nicer.
Thank you. Wilson. First slide.
Please general, mr speaker Where's your clicker. What are you talking about? You're clicking that little metal frog that you click when you want me to change the slide, I haven't got one third: you go and get the vickers clicker freedom, wilson, um, german, private infantry, rifleman, front field, grey, uniform national colors on right side of steel helmet. Now, here's some interesting points: You'll notice, the eyes being shifted, sit too close together, typically not sir next slide.
Just click uh private secretary rifleman, rear german eagle on the left side of steel helmet. Now, here's another very good point: you'll notice, the nasty fat red bull neck bulging over the collar, typically to this Watch out for it next slide. Click panzer grenadier, light machine, gunner, i'd like to draw your attention to the ears no lobes.
This is well-known. Criminal train. Excuse me, mr mandarin.
Aren't there any nice looking germans next slide? Jones click cabaret, private, first class? They were very smart uniforms, don't they misdemeanor? I don't Want any of that on the top right, not smart at all. That sets rubbish four pieces in a few weeks, all for sure and not for blow not like our uniforms, plain strong sturdy, dependable last forever made by british craftsman. Why is my jacket all threaded? Little dude, serving in reconnaissance units of infantry divisions, belong to the hey.
Speak up Can't any of you here wilson. How can I possibly hold that attention if you speak in that boring way, we've got a very monotonous voyage, try and make it go up and down. Every man serving in reconnaissance units of infantry divisions belongs now.
It's quite on the cards that the first germans we shall meet will be Parachutists, and I want to show several of these. Can we have the first parachutist, please jones, it's upside down, you've done it! You've done it. I knew you put one in upside down.
It's not upside down. Of course. It's upside down.
It is upside down, as it was oh yeah. Definitely after I die sir jones could be like come on. Perhaps his parachute knee open and he's landed on his head.
Always brightens a dull day. Thank
“You are not having the vicar’s clicker!”😂
Love to listen in morning while having breakfast great stuff
Love dads army radio
😂😂😂❤❤❤!!Brilliant script and acting.Any votes for least favourite characters??Captain Mainwaring(for his fake posh accent and making himself Captain when he had absolutely no right to do so!),the Warden(control freak),the Vicar and the Verger.It's hard to pick my favourite character-Godrey cause he reminds me of my late greatgrandpa,both absolute sweethearts-Walker and Frazer cause they were quite naughty lads,Jonesy??Probably Wilson for putting up with Mainwaring's crap,even when he (Wilson) inherited a title and was promoted above Mainwaring!!Oh,got a soft spot for poor little Mummies boy Pike😢
Hope most of you guys,if not all,are reunited,reminiscing and defending the realm in heaven.War widow & veteran Aussie Kim.Peace to all😊
Well done Mainwaring!