Bert Kreischer Breaks Down His Favorite Snacks | Snacked
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- čas přidán 6. 06. 2024
- Bert Kreischer is a hilarious stand-up comedian, infamous party animal, and beloved member of the First We Feast family, whose new movie, The Machine, hits theaters on May 26. But when Bert isn’t drinking Russian gangsters under the table, he’s approaching snacking with the same level of debauchery and reckless abandon found in his standup routine. From the patriotic splendor found in a pack of Double Stuf Oreos, to an outrageous love affair with the Holy Trinity of American potato chips, Bert breaks down the dos and don’ts for snacking like the Machine.
CHAPTERS
00:00 - 00:26 - Intro
00:26 - 01:24 - Combos
01:24 - 02:20 - Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos
02:20 - 03:14 - Double Stuf Oreos
03:14 - 4:04 - Nutter Butter
04:04 - 04:33 - Rap Snacks
04:33 - 05:31 - FlipSlides
05:31 - 07:30 - Lay's, Ruffles, and Pringles (The Three Sisters)
07:30 - 8:07 - Shopping List + Outro
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Thumbs up if Bert just made you want to marry a can of Pringles...
Marry? Maybe finger
It’s making him want to buy bots and likes for this… There’s literally a bot account that has a comment on how “she hates Bert” on a Joe Rogan show recently
My hand gets stuck in the can. Just like it did with my last girlfriend.
So glad i’m not the only one with an olympic snack eating body :-D
Baked potato paste? NO. I love chips.
It's impressive how the First We Feast producers were able to cut Bert down to just 8 minutes, especially when it comes to snacks lol
That's so unbelievably accurate
Magic of editing. I'm a content creator and currently edit my first review. I bet there is at least more than an hour of footage here. Lol
I thought you were going to say 8 snacks lol
They have hours on the cutting room floor!🤣
420th like😂
finally, an episode from someone who clearly likes snacks
This man knows hands down
Steve O?
We tell by his belly, Ha. I'm trying all of this snacks
Bert describing the 3 sisters was just perfect. 😗 🤌
I love how bert made an entire storyline about 3 chip company's.
I swear if they threw at him a snack he's never had, he would react the exact same way. "The best snack ever" and throws in a specific story.
Yes he is the main character in his own story, figuratively and literally.
Well yes, cause he's a liar.
Bert, what’s your favorite snack?
Bert: yes
Came to post but you beat me to it 😂
Hilarious how effortlessly Bert opens that pack of Combos
he's had practice
I'm pretty sure every snack is Bart's favorite
@lastnamesonly1612 it's Burnt.
It's Bart, for sure
Plastic bags, couch cushions, anything a wild hog or raccoon can eat is his favorite.
I literally laughed out loud haha
they forgot Uncrustables, i found out about those from Bret
Dude knows his snacks. Purple Doritos & the honey bbq fritos are impossible to not eat a ton of.
Look at this man …. His favorite snack is whatever is in his mouth.
ok
That’s what she said.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The classic/plain chip analogy will forever go down in SNACKED history😂😂😂🔥
"You ever had a chef make dinner at your house?"
These comedians. So relatable.
Bert is like if a 90's soda company marketing team came to life
Can't wait to hear how much he loves everything.
All that plus a gallon of Kool-Aid every day.
RIP Bert Kreisher
I counted 4 baby walrus moments. Iykyk
kriescher really talked about a personal chef likes it relatable lol
Bert makes me realize I need to change my eating habits 😂
First we feast: "what's your favorite snacks?"
Bert: "yes"
At the very least you can't say the intro was off brand for Burnt
You can tell Bert is joking because his shirt is off
3:17 here comes baby walrus hahaha. Love it!
I had a spicy sweet Doritos problem for a while.
Bart prepping for his first heart attack
Please release the 2 hour long director's cut
Talking with your mouth full. Comedy gold
Wait, wait, wait... People eat original flavor Pringles?
Bert’s favorite snacks consist of a high school stoners gas station run on the way home after hot boxing the car with the boys (or girls) on a Friday night.
(Fake laughter-wheeze)
***PHWEEeEEeEeE-HEEE-HEEEE***”
How can people hate Bert? I thought this video was a couple minutes. Those 8 minutes flew by. The three sisters analogy was hilarious, "don't bring the horses back wet". C'mon dude. Bert haters are wrong.
Its impressive how this man is still alive sweet Jesus
The 3 sisters analogy was great haha. Excited to see the movie!
I have all but 3 of these currently in my pantry
Chip Sisters should be the name of his next Netflix special 😂
Make this format an hour long. THEERE'S your special. Get some audience participation going and let people toss different snacks onstage for impromptu reviews.
He has multiple stories for everything and I get how some people don’t like it but it’s impressive 😂
This is Snacked’s wildest interview yet and Bert killed it! So glad FwF didn’t bleep anything!
Didn't censor??? Pfff this is bert, who knows what we didn't hear!?
This an unironically great video from Berty.
Burt's daughter, 4 Cookies.
Burt, Gets Milk, and finishes the Family Pack.
Just like me. lol!
Bert and I have several snacks in common. We also have our body type in common. 😂😘
Thanks for getting me hooked on Buffalo Blue Cheese combos
Hot take ruffles r f tier… HOWEVER with a sour cream n onion dip s tier
Next time this needs a drink accompaniment! I almost died of thirst watching this😫🥵
no one:
bert half a second into the video: THE MACHINE
So poetic!! I want all the snacks!
The 3 sisters thing was the best 😂
Random fact: the Doritos that are marketed as Spicy Sweet Chilli flavour in America are called ‘Thai sweet chilli’ in New Zealand 🇳🇿
I wonder if the “Sweet Chili Heat!” that we have in Canada is the same flavour. The bag is black though, not purple.
Bert was spot on with the chip comparison, I freaking love Bert man.
Bert is perfect for this. What a showman
Thanks Bert, now I have to buy a bag sweet chili Doritos 🤤
his story of his wife eating Doritos is so sweet
I got to appreciate his personification of these three snacks. That just got me to fall in love every single one of them all over again
These are some of my favorites too. Wow
Yes Bert, we've all had a chef prepare a meal at our house. Impressive job making it something we can all relate to. 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Here for this comment 😂😂
Haha .
Thanks Ian for being THAT guy 😒
Oh geez. Watch out...there's a perpetual victim in the comments.
Potato chips as three sisters was my favorite😂
This man knows how to choose a snack. My favorite Doritos flavor is the Salsa Verde in the green bag. I would also recommend the crunchy jalapeno Cheetos. They are spicy, cheesy, and oh so good. As far as crackers, nothing beats a Chicken in a Biscuit. We can thank my eldest sister for introducing me to those.
Do you remember how the Salsa Verde Doritos tasted in the 90s?🔥And also, do you remember those Swiss Cheese crackers that were shaped like swiss cheese? They need to bring those back🔥
I have not idea who is he, but his selection of snacks is insane🔥🔥🔥
omfg the sisters! he explains them so well!!
Ahh old "bert it didnt really happen 2 more shots please kreischer". Lol
Best episode by far
Can we jus appreciate the perfect sister analogy wit the potato chips⁉️⁉️
He nailed the chip descriptions 😂
"Rap snacks rock" this made me chuckle as a rock fan.
Description of the chips was awesome
Those combos snack are fire amazing
my inner David Goggins started swearing at me for some reason for watching this
Combos are also one of my go to snacks 🤘
Why is everything on his list my favorite stuff lol
Only 8 minutes? I thought for sure this would be an 8 hour video.
After dealing with a severe abdominal issue for almost a year now and being on a bland diet with raw fruits and vegetables... These fake, salty, sugary, highly processed foods look SO GOOD. I miss them so much 🥺
Awesome!
Just tried spicy sweet chili Doritos with Tostitos queso dip for the first time I was in heaven!
short clip: everything! lol
I have never seen Rap Snacks before. I will have to keep an eye to try them. About to hit up all the local stores.
True. Those 3 chips really define 🇺🇸. God Bless 🇺🇸 and our snacks!
I will watch anything with Bert in it.
Bert was trynna get a sponsor from everyone one of these companies for free snacks
Bert you are soo soo soo funny 🤣 can't wait to see your new movie?
The spicy sweet chili Doritos did a collage with jack links. It’s 🔥
Plain potato chips are only good with dip. I would never choose to eat alone when there is an entire isle of flavors to choose from
Can't wait to see the new movie!
Watch this while buzzed and drinking to make it better.
How is this not an hour long video?
Well now I know what to load up on before I go see Bert when he hits MA again 🤷🤣
I love combos too
Sweet with that spicy kick.
Okay, but this obviously the abridged version. Please release the full 10 hour video
its about time we get someone that belongs on this show
Now I've never had this specific Doritos one day hopefully though. But I have eaten Doritos so somewhat relatable
Made a whole back story about the chip's 😂
He is so unhinged 😂
And unfunny
Best episode ever I love all those snacks...my favs sweet chili Doritos...been eating those since they came out...try Franks sweet chili sauce on a roast beef sandwich or chicken nuggets it's good on everything
Awesome
He makes it so interesting
Lays Ruffles and Pringles yeah the trifecta. I've had every single one of them I've grown up with every single one of them down to last year I was eating chili and lime I think it was spicy Pringles God its so good man.
Bert IS baby walrus 😂😂
Them pizza combos are the goat 🐐
talking snacks and all i can see is that beautiful panda
I've never heard of combos that's new to me. It looks good though
Counting "Rap Snacks" as one thing is like counting breakfast cereal as one thing. Boosie's hot chips are way different from Niki Minaj's truffle cheese puffs