What Makes This Song Stink Ep. 5 - The Kravitz Bowl

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  • @classicbasslines
    @classicbasslines Před 2 lety +2250

    Unbelievably stupid. I loved every second of it

    • @electrolinks
      @electrolinks Před 2 lety +68

      Beato

    • @fatsolutions
      @fatsolutions Před 2 lety +2

      Agreed

    • @thepagecollective
      @thepagecollective Před 2 lety +31

      I was actually on edge. I was ready to be pissed if Fly Away did not win. That song is a crime against humanity. It can't be compared to playing a cover badly. No way.

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 Před 2 lety +9

      Original American woman by guess who was good

    • @Gogettor
      @Gogettor Před 2 lety +4

      @@electrolinks neato

  • @connorross123
    @connorross123 Před 2 lety +3704

    The amount of lore this dude has created in just four or five videos is outrageous

    • @Vpjoshua2
      @Vpjoshua2 Před 2 lety +132

      I agree, I look everyday for this new content. He is a Great musician but a better entertainer.

    • @DUANEYAISER
      @DUANEYAISER Před 2 lety +60

      Ordinary CZcamsrs make Haydn symphonies weekly, he’s Beethoven.

    • @stijnvanrijsbergen8255
      @stijnvanrijsbergen8255 Před 2 lety +88

      Remember when these were short Beato spoofs

    • @romeod7549
      @romeod7549 Před 2 lety +4

      So he copped Beato formula 🤔.... Got it

    • @stijnvanrijsbergen8255
      @stijnvanrijsbergen8255 Před 2 lety +218

      @@romeod7549 Nah he parodied it, and then within 3 episodes he transcended it completely

  • @danpro4519
    @danpro4519 Před 2 lety +1192

    True story: Pat Finnerty put more time and effort into making this video than Lenny Kravitz did in writing both songs combined.

    • @amberheardsbumpyknuckles9336
      @amberheardsbumpyknuckles9336 Před rokem +8

      LMAO! PLUS, 100% Truth.

    • @sunshineoverpass5020
      @sunshineoverpass5020 Před rokem +64

      Particularly American Woman, since Kravitz didn't write it.

    • @bendyer1465
      @bendyer1465 Před rokem +23

      Amen. I love your vids Pat, you are one cool Cat. But not big Cat because that’s Chad Smith.

    • @thomascircle245
      @thomascircle245 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Yeah, he just looked at the sheet music and erased large portions with white-out.

    • @selfhelp69
      @selfhelp69 Před 9 měsíci +2

      I believe this.

  • @LifesNeverHumDrum
    @LifesNeverHumDrum Před 7 měsíci +217

    My favorite part of these dissections is when you ask random neighbors to weigh in. I take anything Lloyd says as law.

  • @KnivingDispodia
    @KnivingDispodia Před 2 lety +924

    “BandCamp: Your friends have to listen to half of one of your songs somewhere” is golden.

    • @jkstimpy
      @jkstimpy Před 2 lety +10

      That killed me

    • @AfferbeckBeats
      @AfferbeckBeats Před 2 lety +34

      Oof that's rough, because it's true

    • @FlukeHuman
      @FlukeHuman Před 2 lety +7

      too real

    • @Armakk
      @Armakk Před 2 lety +12

      Seriously almost fell out of my chair laughing omg

    • @elvers9877
      @elvers9877 Před 2 lety +5

      Got me in the feels, that bit

  • @Nomad_Audio
    @Nomad_Audio Před rokem +331

    Jack Hoffman is a serious vibe. Man uses hard work to turn money into less money like no other. A true legend.

  • @crondog
    @crondog Před 2 lety +1383

    To be fair to Lenny Kravitz, both songs are still better than Hey Soul Sister.

    • @DirkHoeppner
      @DirkHoeppner Před 2 lety +22

      nope

    • @alfgwahigain5544
      @alfgwahigain5544 Před 2 lety +183

      I'll give you that, but it's also like saying drowning is better than cancer.

    • @babscabs1987
      @babscabs1987 Před 2 lety +54

      @@alfgwahigain5544 drowning is over more quickly than cancer so I'd rather drown

    • @erikd313
      @erikd313 Před 2 lety +104

      Way better. Lenny Kravitz is meh, but Hey Soul Sister makes me want to stab my ears with an ice pick.

    • @elosoguapo8137
      @elosoguapo8137 Před 2 lety +8

      That’s like taking a big steaming shit and then saying….well hey at least it’s not shit with vomit all over it 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @james.randorff
    @james.randorff Před 2 lety +725

    Kryptonite: 19 minutes
    All Summer Long: 19.5 minutes
    Beverly Hills: 34 minutes
    Hey Soul Sister: 46 minutes
    Kravitz Bowl: 50 minutes
    By the end of 2022, we’re gonna be looking at Hoffman Studios / G Chord Ultra joint production full-length 3-hour feature film trilogies, with lots of walking across New Zealand hillscapes… and, let’s be honest, we are all gonna watch every second of it.

    • @anthonypellico2235
      @anthonypellico2235 Před 2 lety +9

      I’m looking forward to it

    • @CrypticCocktails
      @CrypticCocktails Před 2 lety +16

      You immediately made me think “..and it took twelve years to make!”

    • @robwalsh9843
      @robwalsh9843 Před 2 lety +21

      I want three hour epic about Joan Osborne's One Of Us
      Seriously.....fuck that tune, but make something beautiful out if it.

    • @Maxdemon98
      @Maxdemon98 Před 2 lety +14

      Beato will do a cameo

    • @namebrandmason
      @namebrandmason Před 2 lety +11

      I feel "Rollin' (Air Rad Vehicle)" is going to need at least an hour.

  • @ericawester
    @ericawester Před 2 lety +375

    I don't normally comment on youtube videos, but this is bonkers. The last guy on your IG livestream had my EXACT SAME argument, but came to the OPPOSITE conclusion. American Woman being a cover is precisely what makes it stink more; it's actively tarnishing an already good song. Fly Away blows, but at least it's original.
    I think Fly Away, for me, is one of those songs that's SO phenomenally stupid it actually rips. It's so overflowing with unearned confidence that I kind of have to respect it. The bold choice to just not have a guitar solo, the absolute force of that last "I want to get awaaaaay-YEAAAH!!!!", like he's really SAYING something. I don't know. It's like a parody of a rock song.
    I should also disclose that I'm watching this video to pump me up before literally going to test drive a used Nissan Xterra, so perhaps my opinion is clouded.
    Anyway, nice work, your vids are incredible, the Weezer one moved me to tears haha. Thank you!

    • @DKHD176
      @DKHD176 Před rokem +13

      I approach it from the opposite direction: "American Woman" being a decent song gives it a head start, while "Fly Away" is nothing but pure Lenny. "American Woman" grates on my nerves more, but "Fly Away" angers me because it's so stupid.

    • @flappytaco
      @flappytaco Před rokem +6

      This comment deserves 10 or more likes than it currently has.

    • @Baseballnfj
      @Baseballnfj Před rokem +3

      @@DKHD176 I think I'm on this side of the fence.. I mean I can add the fuzz guitar or sing over Lenny and American woman is still good.
      However the perversion of the original meaning of "American Woman" is also a factor here. "AMERICAN WOMAN... GET AWAY" was meant to be taken literally. "I don't need your war machines, I don't want your ghetto scenes" is a pretty obvious lyric. The Kravitz version of this song kinda Born in the USAs the song which might make it worse despite being a better song.
      This is a tough one they both just suck so much.

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle Před rokem +3

      Its such an easy song to pick up too. I challenge any newbie guitarist to not feel cool the first time they play that riff

    • @smradztoiek
      @smradztoiek Před rokem +2

      Yep, it's basically a philosophical matter.

  • @jellosapiens7261
    @jellosapiens7261 Před 2 lety +285

    I can't believe Pat got me actually invested in a fictional football game between two shitty Lenny Kravitz songs...

  • @shonkywonkydonkey
    @shonkywonkydonkey Před 2 lety +1097

    This man keeps finding new wacky ways to outdo the previous episode in this series. Truly one of the most innovative filmmakers of the modern era.
    Also, American Woman was bloody ROBBED!

    • @PhantomKing88
      @PhantomKing88 Před 2 lety +38

      The song doesn't stink, the COVER stinks. Fly Away as an original song stinks completely. It was a good call

    • @shonkywonkydonkey
      @shonkywonkydonkey Před 2 lety +49

      You're right, American Woman as a song is fine, but personally I think the Kravitz cover completely neutering everything that makes the original song stand out is what makes it worse.
      Fly Away is dumb but still begrudgingly catchy like most popular songs. Kravitz's American Woman is the same but far less catchy to me

    • @ltwrr112
      @ltwrr112 Před 2 lety +28

      ​@@PhantomKing88 Interesting, I actually vote for American Woman being worse. Because Fly Away is a bad song, but with American Woman Kravitz actually managed to take a good song and make it bad. That seems kinda worse to me​

    • @standinsilence
      @standinsilence Před 2 lety +7

      @@ltwrr112
      Good point!
      I would say Lenny Kravitz on the whole stinks the most.
      But yeah thats not really the point here.
      Are you gonna go my way stinks pretty bad btw.

    • @raymclaughlin2739
      @raymclaughlin2739 Před 2 lety +5

      100% This guy is so creative. Clearly he puts a lot of work into these videos.

  • @arsxxmoriendi
    @arsxxmoriendi Před 2 lety +242

    In quintessential Northeast fashion, this guy cannot just shit on something, he has to make an elaborate production to take the piss out. It's glorious; I miss my people. New favorite channel.

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Před 8 měsíci +8

      But he's in the southernmost part of the Northeast. That makes it questionable. The second I hear a banjo in his videos, that boy is toast!

    • @emmettyoung7603
      @emmettyoung7603 Před 7 měsíci +5

      nothing beats northeast shit talk. can’t get it anywhere else in the world

    • @arsxxmoriendi
      @arsxxmoriendi Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@emmettyoung7603 when I moved out west for a bit, most people did not get it. offended by every little light-hearted jab. I grew up in rural NH; we talk some shit to the people we like.

    • @emmettyoung7603
      @emmettyoung7603 Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@arsxxmoriendi new york to mass, i only insult the people i like tbh. it shows you care

    • @zekova
      @zekova Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@emmettyoung7603noo, I think British and Australian people have even more of a culture of talking shit/taking the piss. 🙏🏼

  • @forgettablelisa
    @forgettablelisa Před 2 lety +665

    "He wrote a terrible song, he covered a terrible song." That line should be in Kravitz' obituary one day.

    • @TheRealCaptainFreedom
      @TheRealCaptainFreedom Před 2 lety +14

      He got famous with a good cover of a terrible song back in the day: Tom Jones’s “Are You Gonna Go My Way?” It’s kinda funny that he made a stinky cover of a good song later on in his career.

    • @erniericardo8140
      @erniericardo8140 Před 2 lety +25

      The Man who ruined The Guess Who's song American Woman.

    • @joelewis2717
      @joelewis2717 Před 2 lety +4

      That made my whole day

    • @jedimasterjoe5386
      @jedimasterjoe5386 Před 2 lety +20

      He did a horrible cover on a good song

    • @forgettablelisa
      @forgettablelisa Před 2 lety +2

      @@jedimasterjoe5386 agree to disagree haha.

  • @brianp4438
    @brianp4438 Před 2 lety +278

    I feel like I genuinely do not deserve the amount of effort that went in to this

    • @ErikZmusic
      @ErikZmusic Před 2 lety +6

      Upvoted and loved and I haven’t even watched 20 seconds yet. You made my time changing weekend!!! :-)

  • @FernieCanto
    @FernieCanto Před 7 měsíci +40

    Coming here after two years: this is Pat's masterpiece. Incredible writing, wonderful production, excellent participation from other people (the people arguing on the street is a classic), and Pat's charisma at an all time high. This is the absolute peak of CZcams.

  • @JakeRanney
    @JakeRanney Před 2 lety +474

    The Fly Away guitar solo literally flying away is one of the funniest visuals ever

  • @stasgunkel2839
    @stasgunkel2839 Před 2 lety +238

    "Beato."
    "Nah that's more Shull..."
    Perfect

    • @PhatPhrank
      @PhatPhrank Před 2 lety +18

      The Braves might have won the World Series, but Atlanta is still cursed when it comes to Guitar CZcamsrs

    • @joshbittner
      @joshbittner Před 2 lety +3

      Got his ass lol

    • @yousuckdicks1
      @yousuckdicks1 Před 2 lety +4

      i had to pause it while i composed myself, soooo good

    • @charlesclark3840
      @charlesclark3840 Před 2 lety +15

      I'm imagining a JHS video where he gets the Woman Tone from about 86 different pedals. ...

    • @standinsilence
      @standinsilence Před 2 lety

      Red Skull?
      Isnt that Captain Americas nemesis?

  • @Acemechanicalservices
    @Acemechanicalservices Před 2 lety +121

    The ironic part of the no drums thing: The drummer is Cindy Blackman, a legit jazz heavyweight. Her musical talent is exponentially greater than everyone in the band combined. (Also Santana’s wife)

    • @Rountree1985
      @Rountree1985 Před rokem +6

      She doesn’t play drums on Fly Away or American Woman.

    • @erikvaldes4293
      @erikvaldes4293 Před rokem +1

      Clearly havent heard Lenny Gaye

    • @Natediggetydog
      @Natediggetydog Před 6 měsíci +19

      @@Rountree1985Of course she doesn’t, nobody does

  • @saml302
    @saml302 Před 2 lety +726

    Ima just say it: this guy is quickly proving himself as one of the most creative and talented creators on CZcams

    • @charlesgushue2552
      @charlesgushue2552 Před 2 lety +10

      thank god you just said it

    • @romeod7549
      @romeod7549 Před 2 lety +8

      Said by every commenter in every video. 😆

    • @supernoob17
      @supernoob17 Před 2 lety +18

      exactly. blinds to go guy is the man and it's time someone said it.

    • @MegaNardman
      @MegaNardman Před 2 lety +14

      I just discovered Pat with this video, and I'm looking forward to watching him rocket up the algorithm. I'm not quite getting in at the ground floor, but it's like a split-level floor 1.5, and I'll take that.

    • @F6LabsVideo
      @F6LabsVideo Před 2 lety +7

      It was obvious by video 2 that the potential was there, and hes getting right up in there

  • @mattscott5931
    @mattscott5931 Před 2 lety +603

    Dude's doing some great high concept shit on here but still the most impressive thing is how well he uses his neighbors and friends to drive his points home.

    • @jansmitowiczauthor78
      @jansmitowiczauthor78 Před 2 lety +37

      As a writer and fan of high concept shit, I 100% agree, the creativity and originality is phenomenal!

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 Před 2 lety +47

      And total strangers that are new friends after five minutes.

    • @andrewt248
      @andrewt248 Před 2 lety +9

      And total randos on the street.

    • @JennaLeigh
      @JennaLeigh Před 2 lety +34

      Yes! I've been calling it the "Finnerty Cinematic Universe".

    • @FernieCanto
      @FernieCanto Před 2 lety +24

      @@JennaLeigh The Finnertyverse is the only "verse" that I respect.

  • @me222
    @me222 Před 2 lety +166

    "Sounds like that coach wants to make some adjustments and win the game. Good thing we interviewed him"
    You sir, are a LEGEND

  • @janNelaNowAndThen
    @janNelaNowAndThen Před 2 lety +959

    This whole channel has early CZcams vibes, and I’m loving that it feels like one big inside joke we are all able to be in on

    • @gr7927
      @gr7927 Před 2 lety +25

      It feels so much like Erik comment etiquette back when he was on the old letsgotoclass channel, for the OGs who were there

    • @carlostaffanelly418
      @carlostaffanelly418 Před 2 lety +5

      @@gr7927 yes this is, like, precisely what it feels like

    • @westside1912
      @westside1912 Před 2 lety +2

      This is a fantastic way to describe it.

    • @2120musiclover
      @2120musiclover Před 2 lety +1

      Yes!

    • @Baseballnfj
      @Baseballnfj Před rokem +4

      Beato

  • @angelotro
    @angelotro Před 2 lety +409

    "Fly Away" always sounded like Lenny heard "In Bloom" and thought "I'll bet I can buy some Brazilian farmland with that riff".

    • @GiacomoVaccari
      @GiacomoVaccari Před 2 lety +14

      Underrated comment

    • @Azubi_Meatball4349
      @Azubi_Meatball4349 Před 2 lety +3

      how?

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Azubi_Meatball4349 Mr. Kravitz lives on a farm in Brazil.

    • @supremelordoftheuniverse5449
      @supremelordoftheuniverse5449 Před 2 lety +7

      @@darksu6947 why anyone would voluntarily live in Brazil is beyond me

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 Před 2 lety +16

      @@supremelordoftheuniverse5449 I used to have a friend that lived in Brazil. We would share pictures of our hometowns and the places we visited. It's about like everywhere else in the world, there's parts of it that are absolutely beautiful and there's parts of it that are nothing but shitholes. It would be a great place to live if you had enough money to buy a piece of land out in the middle of nowhere, it really is a beautiful place.

  • @n.henzler50
    @n.henzler50 Před 2 lety +180

    Kravitz has always struck me as some kind of alien who sings about all these parts of the human experience that he's heard about second- or third-hand.

    • @scharlesworth93
      @scharlesworth93 Před rokem +14

      I want to fly so very high like a dragonfly

    • @rhythmandblues_alibi
      @rhythmandblues_alibi Před 10 měsíci +13

      ​@scharlesworth93 yeah like.. dragonflies don't even fly *that* high. The lyric should've been "I wish that I could fly kind of high like a dragonfly."

    • @TheClevelandSteamer
      @TheClevelandSteamer Před 8 měsíci +6

      Like a Magpie?

    • @TheClevelandSteamer
      @TheClevelandSteamer Před 8 měsíci +6

      Like a Dragon Kite?

    • @WilliamMorgan-rc5ud
      @WilliamMorgan-rc5ud Před 8 měsíci +8

      “Are you gonna go my way” is a banger and like his only great song, but the lyrics aren’t anything a human would right, the title phrase is so clunky but it works perfectly with the song

  • @MrWumbologist
    @MrWumbologist Před 2 lety +268

    John Bohlinger asking for specs of random items and then, regardless of answer, saying "cool!" was my favorite part of this video

    • @KTK44
      @KTK44 Před 2 lety +14

      Hands down. Wonder if the real John Bohlinger will see it.

    • @mexstrat96
      @mexstrat96 Před 2 lety +11

      I don’t know about that guy…

    • @maxmedina5403
      @maxmedina5403 Před 2 lety +2

      I hope that becomes a series on the channel.

    • @GEfromNJ
      @GEfromNJ Před 2 lety +9

      I love me some Bohlinger, but yes: I legit hope that this becomes its own series. In fact, I would love the actual Bohlinger just to go around ask these questions.

    • @peachmelba1000
      @peachmelba1000 Před 2 lety +1

      "Are those .010s on there?"

  • @ultimadum7785
    @ultimadum7785 Před 2 lety +139

    "Tortex up or Tortex down?" is probably the best guitar inside joke ive ever heard lmao

  • @decentpotatoes
    @decentpotatoes Před 6 měsíci +39

    It’s tradition to watch this on the Super Bowl every year.

  • @noonefromnoplace
    @noonefromnoplace Před 2 lety +523

    Hi, I'm Jim.
    I am so honored to even be associated with this brilliant piece of art. Let alone being one of the deciding votes. Also, I was plastered when we talked. So I dont remember the conversation. So you can imagine my surprise.

    • @KallenR09
      @KallenR09 Před 2 lety +47

      Thank you for your service. Its brave men like you who will finally get a minor youtube audience to see how some songs, despite critical acclaim, truly stink.

    • @tommylakindasorta3068
      @tommylakindasorta3068 Před 2 lety +11

      You did great!

    • @estacoda545
      @estacoda545 Před 2 lety +25

      You did well, Jim. But damn I think we have to be mortal enemies now, as I am team American Woman.

    • @babscabs1987
      @babscabs1987 Před 2 lety +5

      What's up Jim?

    • @playgroundchooser
      @playgroundchooser Před 2 lety +14

      Jim, I'm jealous you got to be on what will eventually be known as the greatest CZcams Channel ever.
      But, Team American Woman was robbed.

  • @johnnyd2635
    @johnnyd2635 Před 2 lety +360

    Its a tie until the outro of American Woman, when Lenny sings "I wanna fly away.." Drives me insane every time. Referencing his own crummy song in a crummy cover breaks the tie... American Woman stinks more.

    • @andrwarrior
      @andrwarrior Před 2 lety +21

      "you're no good for me, I'm no good for you. Look me right straight in the eye, I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna keep fucking singing this song way past it's welcome, you know I gotta do"

    • @optiquemusic6204
      @optiquemusic6204 Před rokem +2

      Yeah, the distortion is a bit of a deal-breaker. I never minded, but I get why you'd think it taints The Guess Who.

    • @sandite5
      @sandite5 Před rokem +10

      Went to his concert in 1999. They definitely used the "I wanna fly away" at the end of American Woman to lead into "Fly Away" As a kid in my teens, I was so overjoyed and lost it when that came on.

    • @Baseballnfj
      @Baseballnfj Před rokem +5

      @@sandite5 how does it make you feel now?

    • @fattyjaybird7505
      @fattyjaybird7505 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@sandite5Lenny is VH1 all day long in the early nineties... or around there somewhere... 'Are you gonna go my way' 10 times, everyday😂😂😂

  • @cho0322
    @cho0322 Před 7 měsíci +23

    "I'm gonna make you *wait* to hear the amount of nothing that I'm about to play for you" - very literal spit-out-the-coffee moment for me

  • @joshinmuncie
    @joshinmuncie Před 2 lety +233

    "brought to you by these guitar stands...Thinking about putting your guitar down? Think again!" Had me rolling

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 Před 2 lety +7

      Lol I own a lot of em and they do suck... USE LOTS OF TAPE to get them to have the base holder thingy on the bottom to stop freekin jerkin around. I want my guitar to sit still lol. Why did they make them wobbly like that???

    • @phillybri
      @phillybri Před 2 lety +3

      There’s nothing worse…

    • @ericstalnaker2803
      @ericstalnaker2803 Před 2 lety +10

      Your friends have to listen to half of one of your songs somewhere. Band camp

    • @SkywalkerSamadhi
      @SkywalkerSamadhi Před 2 lety +3

      G Chord Ultra: You like logging in, right?

    • @quarrydoggs4532
      @quarrydoggs4532 Před 7 měsíci

      The rehearsal space we use has 5 room of decent gear, but busted "these guitar stands" everywhere. Assholes.

  • @CoulGhoul
    @CoulGhoul Před 2 lety +359

    I love how in every video Pat gets regular everyday people to go along with his skits. It gives them scott the woz levels of charm

    • @cameronhodum4930
      @cameronhodum4930 Před 2 lety +31

      OMG THANK YOU, IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE THE CONNECTION. I LOVE THEM BOTH

    • @quinnmarchese6313
      @quinnmarchese6313 Před 2 lety +13

      hey all, scott fan here

    • @pinkrose8272
      @pinkrose8272 Před 2 lety +42

      But instead of it being his friends like Scott the Woz where all his friends are given a lot of screen time, and their own characters. it’s more just random people on the street who are seen only like once for a quick skit which just adds to the charm. Like it makes it feel like the full world around him is as obsessed with the terrible song of the episode as he is.

    • @andreethier816
      @andreethier816 Před 2 lety +15

      @@pinkrose8272 the confused furniture store employees have to be the best ones hahaha

    • @Hiccuple
      @Hiccuple Před 2 lety +1

      @@andreethier816 like some borat level of production.

  • @quinnmarchese6313
    @quinnmarchese6313 Před rokem +41

    "G Chord Ultra--you like loggin' in, right?" is underappreciated

    • @darenunlimited
      @darenunlimited Před 7 měsíci +2

      For sure. That was a laugh out loud for me.

  • @ZachClossin
    @ZachClossin Před 2 lety +147

    The Guess Who version of American Woman is about the Statue of Liberty as a symbol of American greed and corruption sung by a Canadian band. Lenny Kravitz’s version just seems like a sleazy love song with its political bite completely taken out.

    • @originalscreenname44
      @originalscreenname44 Před 2 lety +18

      I mean, American Woman was made to be part of a soundtrack for a cash grab sequel to a film franchise created by a Canadian, so it kind of still fits.

    • @bloodyplebs
      @bloodyplebs Před 2 lety +8

      Canadian anti Americanism is always hilarious

    • @miketyworth1029
      @miketyworth1029 Před 2 lety +8

      There is a certain irony in writing a pop song about greed that makes a mint of money.

    • @notlikely4955
      @notlikely4955 Před 2 lety +21

      @@miketyworth1029 The greed and corruption of a *state* is absolutely not comparable to a protest song making a lot of money.

    • @elosoguapo8137
      @elosoguapo8137 Před 2 lety +2

      @@notlikely4955 it is unless they donate that money to a worthy cause. If it’s just hookers and blow then they’re not much better and I’m pretty sure the guess who spend their American woman money on hookers and blow

  • @JeanieD
    @JeanieD Před 2 lety +80

    100% did laugh out loud at “Fancy Like” on the Stink Cam.

  • @petebenes948
    @petebenes948 Před 10 měsíci +19

    Finnerty spoofing football and the commercials and all of that stuff, while making so many jokes at the expense of these two wonderful pieces of pop culture, *chef’s kiss*

  • @phuctifyno1
    @phuctifyno1 Před 2 lety +74

    The joke about Fly Away’s solo is so good, I believe the idea for this video started there and the rest was constructed around it.

  • @rwalker0130
    @rwalker0130 Před 2 lety +137

    “I mean it doesn’t sound like shit, but it sounds like shit.” Lenny would be proud of those lyrics.

  • @goldmoogle
    @goldmoogle Před 7 měsíci +15

    "Bandcamp: your friends have to listen to half your song somewhere!" is choking me with laughter and I'm scared I won't survive

  • @OnTwiggysTerms
    @OnTwiggysTerms Před 2 lety +138

    This feels as special as discovering Contrapoints early. It’s so diy and rock and roll I can’t stop watching. This is awesome even though I don’t get all of the jokes.

    • @notlikely4955
      @notlikely4955 Před 2 lety +8

      Contra!! PeepoHeart

    • @zess_t5952
      @zess_t5952 Před 2 lety +10

      Lmao a contra viewer, embarrassing self callout

    • @notlikely4955
      @notlikely4955 Před 2 lety +46

      @@zess_t5952 Yeah, a self-admission that one enjoys quality content! B)

    • @peacefulpossum2438
      @peacefulpossum2438 Před 2 lety +2

      Yes! That’s it!

    • @colonelweird
      @colonelweird Před 2 lety +14

      Agreed! I remember those old Contra videos - they were hilarious, but she's removed them now. Her videos on The Golden One were my favorites.

  • @ToxicSpork
    @ToxicSpork Před 2 lety +180

    "The team that stinks more will win!"
    Finally, some hope for Eagles fans

    • @editorcj
      @editorcj Před 2 lety +11

      The Lions handily “won” that battle this year.

    • @andergustafson6664
      @andergustafson6664 Před 2 lety

      tank bowl

    • @VolvagiasBlaze
      @VolvagiasBlaze Před 2 lety +12

      hard to tell if this is about the football team or the band

    • @tombstonejones9581
      @tombstonejones9581 Před 2 lety +1

      @@VolvagiasBlaze Eagles the band>Philadelphia Eagles

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tombstonejones9581 That needs to be determined by a football game, just like FA vs AW.

  • @AddR0ck
    @AddR0ck Před 4 měsíci +5

    Jesus Christ every one of these is a masterpiece.

  • @realfakejayme
    @realfakejayme Před 2 lety +201

    “It’s only 8 seconds in and I’m pissed” 😂😂😂 Goddamnit Pat, you’ve done it again.

  • @ericbrewerguitar1499
    @ericbrewerguitar1499 Před 2 lety +272

    The character arc of Blinds 2 Go guy is really starting to heat up, he’s gotta be in my top 3 when it comes to the Finnerty lore. These masterpieces make me proud to be a Pennsylvanian

    • @jakenbakin9086
      @jakenbakin9086 Před 2 lety +13

      I hope the dude is just running the show eventually.

    • @yoplaitnofat
      @yoplaitnofat Před 2 lety +19

      I'd like to see him get his own spinoff with Lloyd the Landlord.

    • @basedsouljah
      @basedsouljah Před 2 lety +4

      He's a mainstay cast character at this point

    • @_Majunior
      @_Majunior Před 2 lety +1

      Nooo I read too far and spoiled myself

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 Před 2 lety +1

      I don't know what song he was making fun of in that cowboy outfit but it sounded good to me 🤠

  • @tomholmes1087
    @tomholmes1087 Před 2 lety +33

    I've never understood why Kravitz is still such a big star. Here in the UK he had a couple of hits in the 90's and we've not really heard from him since, yet he still seems to be huge in the US. It's like he dressed up as a rock star and everyone was fooled into thinking that he actually was one.

    • @violenceisfun991
      @violenceisfun991 Před 2 lety +1

      Its just because he looks a little bit like Slash

    • @rhythmandblues_alibi
      @rhythmandblues_alibi Před 10 měsíci

      Exactly. The dude is such a talentless hack. And he spawned another one!

    • @Hexon66
      @Hexon66 Před 7 měsíci +7

      He's like the flip side of Robbie Williams. Hey, we've all got our crosses to bear.

    • @CosmicWaltz7
      @CosmicWaltz7 Před měsícem

      I think a lot of the 90s appeal was that he was a black American rock guitarist. The US was pretty damn racially divided at the time - even in terms of music - and he was like a radio-friendly bridge across the cultural gap. Yeah, Slash is half black but most people don't even seem to know that, and Prince was a fuckin rock god but was going through his "no one can play my music and my name is now a shape" era at that time. Kravitz had that "remember Hendrix?" market cornered defacto. He fit into the same "let's find some common ground" themes as the Jackson - Van Halen "Beat It" solo and Run-DMC - Aerosmith "Walk This Way". In time, I think people just kept playing Kravitz's music as nostalgia; I don't think I know anyone that actually likes his music, but no one really jumps to turn it off either.
      Weirdly, typing this let's me appreciate Lenny more, I just wish his music wasn't so paint-by-numbers.

  • @brentjohnson5171
    @brentjohnson5171 Před 2 lety +202

    This is what CZcams was made for. Everything that's been done was only done so we could get to this video. I'm just grateful I got to live at a time where this video exists.
    You're a goddamn genius.

    • @8Scientist
      @8Scientist Před 2 lety +2

      I love the highschool PowerPoint visuals. So good!!

  • @toddbernstein3407
    @toddbernstein3407 Před 2 lety +350

    I'm so impressed with the scope of this video. The amount of time and dedication to making it, with it's attention to detail, clever writing, and endearing DIY cut-and-paste graphics, can't be understated. This is the kind of video that makes CZcams such a fun place to explore.

    • @goopah
      @goopah Před 2 lety +9

      I can do nothing but violently agree.

    • @andy435
      @andy435 Před 2 lety +6

      I read this comment in Mark Zuckerberg's voice but with accentuating the "S" words in a lizardy fashion.

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 Před 2 lety +2

      @@andy435 I saw your dead eyes as I read your comment.

    • @FloydofOz
      @FloydofOz Před 2 lety +2

      @@andy435 I’m imaging you and Zuck pouring that sweet baby ray’s all over Lenny kravitz as I read your comment

  • @victorycupcake3061
    @victorycupcake3061 Před rokem +48

    The cologne guy ukulele lesson clip was a deep cut. The lore is growing exponentially.

  • @stegolewis
    @stegolewis Před 2 lety +53

    “Thinkin about puttin your guitar down? Well, maybe you shouldn’t. Theeeeeese guitar stands” hahahaha
    This is probably the most fun/creative way to express disdain for a piece of music that I’ve seen in a while.

  • @person042
    @person042 Před 2 lety +316

    Pat: I don't think I can make another movie like the train video
    Also pat: makes video longer than train video

    • @coasterdaydreams7150
      @coasterdaydreams7150 Před 2 lety +21

      No wonder he had to call in Blinds To Go Guy. It was either him or George Lucas for this epic. Glad he went with BTGG

    • @mr.roberto2709
      @mr.roberto2709 Před 2 lety +13

      I loved it but would also love to back to basics less high-concept shit too. Maybe more Little Stinkers

    • @thelongspring
      @thelongspring Před 2 lety +1

      Those were my thoughts exactly!

    • @stevef4010
      @stevef4010 Před 2 lety +4

      Fly away blows away train. Even AW is less hurtful to my ears

    • @paultower991
      @paultower991 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mr.roberto2709 More LIttle Stinkers, Def!

  • @jefft9893
    @jefft9893 Před 2 lety +56

    Just found Finnerty at 9:30am during my workday. Its now 1:30pm and I have done zero work. I havent laughed this hard in years!

  • @IceNein763
    @IceNein763 Před 2 lety +157

    The Blinds To Go guy deserves a raise, because I'm not sure if I need blinds, but I know where I'm going to go if I ever decide that I need them.

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 Před 2 lety +13

      Weak. If you are feeling the Blinds to Go Guy, you walk around your house or apartment, and pick which window needs blinds. The decision that you need them should be a foregone conclusion. Support the arts, buy a window treatment.

    • @akeithing1841
      @akeithing1841 Před 2 lety +1

      I go there for all of my blinds needs. The Drive-thru makes it fast and easy!

  • @dinosofbloxfortniteandmine5478

    Fly Away. It’s the only guitar solo I can play all the way through.

  • @kernelpickle
    @kernelpickle Před 2 lety +129

    I’m not into country music or female pop vocalists, but I’ve been a wedding DJ for like 20 years and I honestly never even realized that there were two versions of “How Do I Live” and I sure as hell never knew they were released on the same fucking day!
    Apparently the lady who wrote it is named Diane Warren, and she’s one of the most prolific songwriters behind so many hits, that I think she might actually give Max Martin a run for his money. In addition to “How Do I Live” she also wrote the biggest hit Aerosmith ever had, which was “I don’t Wanna Miss a Thing” as well as Cher’s biggest hit “Do You Believe.” Apparently she’s a one woman hit factory that’s been cranking them out since the 80’s. Back when she approached LeeAnn Rimes to record the song, she said that it was written with her in mind as the vocalist. Which makes you wonder how the hell Trisha Yearwood got mixed up into all of this. Well, it turns out that Warren submitted the song for the Con Air soundtrack before anything was recorded, because songwriters are apparently called on to write songs for films before anyone ever sets foot in a studio. They liked the song and wanted it in the film, but after she suggested Rimes as the vocalist the studio of course had to give their fucking notes, and felt that she was too young to be singing those lyrics or some nonsense, and they decided to bring in Trisha Yearwood to do the song for Con Air. Meanwhile Rimes and her producer were unaware of all of this had recorded their version and were wrapping things up when they got wind of the other version that was going to be released. The Disney and the label were dead set on putting out the Yearwood version and refused to delay the release, so they had to scramble to release Rimes’ version the same exact day.
    It’s such a weird fucking story, and even though Yearwood had no idea that she was an afterthought and the second person to record the song, I feel bad for Rimes having her thunder stolen because some executives at Disney wanted to stick their fingers into shit for no reason. Rimes may have won in the end because her version set records for length of time on the Billboard charts and made a ton of fucking money, but she got screwed out of the soundtrack deal which meant substantially less Nicholas Cage in her video, and she lost the Grammy to Yearwood, because for the first time in history there were two people nominated for the same award for the same song in the same year. What’s even more fucked up is that she was asked to perform at the Grammy awards that year, and she literally performed “How Do I Live” right before they announced that Yearwood won the Grammy for singing that song.
    We probably should’ve seen that as a sign back then, that Millennials were destined to be fucked over by Boomers repeatedly, but someone would’ve had to notice there were two fucking songs that were recorded and released at the exact same time, and considering that Yearwood’s version got more play on country radio it’s no surprise that people listened to pop or country back then, so the small amount of overlap between the two was minimal-and I guess nobody even paid attention to the Grammy’s back then, because I feel like it should’ve been a bigger deal than it was.
    So, thanks for bringing up an obscure fact about the recording industry back in the late 90’s, because it sent me down a rabbit hole looking this ridiculous shit up. Thanks to that Wikipedia hole I just crawled through, I’m now also aware that LeeAnn Rimes posed nude for Glamour magazine while she was experiencing a flare up of psoriasis, in order to bring awareness to the disease. I’m sorry to report that it’s not worth braving her leprosy for a little bit of skin, because all the best parts are covered and Google images has nothing but grainy images of her looking all sorts of unsexy. I did the work so you don’t have to, so you’re welcome.

    • @BulletDrummer
      @BulletDrummer Před rokem +7

      This is brilliant. Thanks.

    • @asdfghjkl2261
      @asdfghjkl2261 Před rokem +13

      This is probably the best CZcams comment I've ever read. Well done.

    • @the-craig
      @the-craig Před rokem +7

      Perhaps the longest CZcams comment I have ever seen, and well written, too. Mad props

    • @Trentstone121
      @Trentstone121 Před rokem +6

      Interesting story, but I don't feel bad for either artist, as neither of them wrote the song. The songwriter got paid twice, and both artists made money for their performances. Everybody should be happy. No issue to see here.

    • @TheClevelandSteamer
      @TheClevelandSteamer Před 8 měsíci +2

      You’re amazing. I was trying to do my own research on this song, but you really summed it up perfectly. Thank you!

  • @PCSolutions94
    @PCSolutions94 Před 2 lety +119

    It's happening!!
    Edit 1: Absolutely lost it at the Beato Colosseum transition.
    Edit 2: This just might be the greatest video on YT at the moment. I'm in tears at the halftime show.
    Edit 3: I don't know how, but this was even better than the Train stinks video. Pat is a treasure.

  • @Driver8takeabreak
    @Driver8takeabreak Před 2 lety +99

    Me 2 minutes in: "There's no way he can keep this up for 50 minutes"
    Me 49 minutes in: "Wow....."

  • @ezequielpintos9078
    @ezequielpintos9078 Před 7 měsíci +11

    Thank god the music industry doesn't have this amount of creativity, passion and boldness. We wouldn't have this video otherwise. Top CZcams sh&t.

  • @stijnvanrijsbergen8255
    @stijnvanrijsbergen8255 Před 2 lety +131

    HCA just kills me every time man. The absolute nothingburger of a track mashup, the aimless blueslicks, that one shot of Aronoff staring down camera, goddamn it's great

  • @AsteriskOfficial
    @AsteriskOfficial Před 2 lety +62

    This is only episode 5 and this series is already in it's weird experimental phase, I love it

  • @phantomshadowfax5431
    @phantomshadowfax5431 Před 8 měsíci +26

    "Beato Colosseum" amazing lol

  • @bradenholmesmusic
    @bradenholmesmusic Před 2 lety +237

    Definitely glad Fly Away took the W on this one. When I was 6 years old, I legitimately thought it was the most badass song ever. I feel that any 6 year old’s favorite song is always the stronger contender for maximum stinkery

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 Před 2 lety +14

      God damnit i liked some puddle of mud back then...

    • @joelonsdale
      @joelonsdale Před 2 lety +21

      Thanks for the fucking spoiler dude!!!!!

    • @carsausage
      @carsausage Před 2 lety +2

      I loved the shit out of Force Field by Smashmouth as a kid

    • @trevor_mounts_music
      @trevor_mounts_music Před 2 lety +18

      @@joelonsdale That's what you get for reading the comments section without finishing the video, champ 😂

    • @cd-rom5717
      @cd-rom5717 Před 2 lety +5

      6 year old me thought soft cell's tainted love was the best thing ever and i stand by that

  • @OverratedGames
    @OverratedGames Před 2 lety +113

    incredible. this is such a thorough parody of gameday football coverage. seriously. incredible.

  • @mark7166
    @mark7166 Před 2 lety +55

    I love how you keep the basic concept the same, but completely change the delivery every time. And it gets weirder, more convoluted (also more amps), and funnier every time.

    • @quinnmarchese6313
      @quinnmarchese6313 Před rokem +4

      he reminds me of John Oliver when Oliver does a journalistic piece about televangelism or whatever and ends up making his own company to prove how little regulation there is.

  • @camdenwaldron9496
    @camdenwaldron9496 Před 2 lety +185

    The only redeeming quality about Fly Away is that it's so boring you can easily tune it out , which is what I've done all my life. Now that you've made actually actively listen to it, it's far worse than I ever thought.

    • @brooklynquescis2094
      @brooklynquescis2094 Před 2 lety +8

      Fly away is so bad that even hearing it for this video and listening through it multiple times I have retained nothing of it, my brain just shuts down in self defense and I remember nothing afterwards. A "Kravitz Induced Trance" if you will

    • @MuRpHyKn0t
      @MuRpHyKn0t Před 2 lety +5

      I've always found boring songs harder to get through than actually bad songs. If your profession is "entertainer" the worst thing you can be is boring.

    • @failkake
      @failkake Před 2 lety +7

      As bad as fly away is, what gets me about american woman is that he fucking references fly away in it. Like unless I'm mistaken, the line about flying away wasn't in the original.
      It's like he recorded fly away and then he was figuring out what he wanted to do for american woman and he said "remember that old gem from 20 hours ago in my career? let me go back to that well, the fans will love it." Like somehow he hadn't got his fix of singing about flying away that week and he needed just one more taste before going clean.

    • @killapositionz2
      @killapositionz2 Před 2 lety +3

      @@failkake dude really was only thinking about flying away that month

    • @puremercury
      @puremercury Před 2 lety +3

      @@MuRpHyKn0t Somehow "American Woman" is 40 seconds longer. And "Fly Away" is only 3:41? Feels much lengthier.

  • @jacobbrown3479
    @jacobbrown3479 Před 2 lety +63

    The department store rundown skits had me dying of laughter, it was so accurate

    • @KTK44
      @KTK44 Před 2 lety +3

      Wonder if the real John Bohlinger has seen them.

  • @darenunlimited
    @darenunlimited Před 7 měsíci +7

    I think my favorite part of this uber genius video is the sports radio bit. Stirring up the team rivalry, etc Dude ran a marathon with this football concept. Impressive. Most impressive. Pat Finnerty is a true rock star.

  • @somelurker6115
    @somelurker6115 Před 2 lety +292

    Pat. My hero. I thought the title and the thumbnail were just a silly spin on a normal "this vs that" video, but NO. This guy fuckin COMMITTED to the football bit, and it about killed me. The flags, the ads, the editing, the ref slurping coffee, the legendary single-note solo, this shit is pure fucking gold

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 Před 2 lety +3

      Probably an Asshole’s toupee let us know what we were in for.

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 Před 2 lety +5

      Dexter Holland and Eric Clapton jamming together haha

    • @matthewnijland
      @matthewnijland Před 2 lety

      Agreed! Those extra jokes in the "ads" and "in between play" shots are PEAK COMEDY!

  • @joemurrell2099
    @joemurrell2099 Před 2 lety +117

    "Mazda wheel of fortune kinda makes sense at this point, blinds to go guy"
    That is a sentence that has never been said before, and I doubt it will ever be said again

    • @sambarrett867
      @sambarrett867 Před 2 lety +2

      If I could like this comment twice I would.

  • @coreeeey420
    @coreeeey420 Před 2 lety +41

    "Ernie Ball or D'Addario, who do you play?"
    "I have no idea what you're talking about..."
    "Awesome!"
    Thst is why this is now my favorite show on CZcams, possibly ever.

  • @cedarandsound
    @cedarandsound Před 2 lety +99

    Was not expecting the burn on crappy guitar stands and band camp, you've got me rolling on the floor laughing.

  • @kevybost
    @kevybost Před 2 lety +84

    This series is a true modern masterpiece.

  • @pricedownproductions9851
    @pricedownproductions9851 Před 2 lety +58

    Way more time, dedication and patience went into this video than went into 'Fly Away' for sure

  • @fluffskunk
    @fluffskunk Před 2 lety +60

    "Dude, it's 1998, no one wants to hear guitar solos or drum and bass that sound like they're played by actual musicians and not a fucking programmed MIDI sequencer!" Rock music in the mid-late '90s didn't die, it was deliberately killed off by some of the shittiest producers who ever worked in the industry. Kravitz did "Are You Gonna Go My Way" which is not a masterpiece but at least it feels fucking ALIVE. This is some kind of goddamn Borg Rock with both these songs, they're deliberately sapped of any energy or authenticity.

    • @kalelvigil1510
      @kalelvigil1510 Před 2 lety +5

      Also the fact that Fly Away was on the same album as Thinking of You is just depressing to me. It's one of my favourite all time songs and it just shows how bad production and not thinking too hard about a radio song can really taint your reputation.

    • @AfferbeckBeats
      @AfferbeckBeats Před 2 lety +4

      Producers could suddenly make things perfect in Protools, so they did and it sucked

    • @CorbCorbin
      @CorbCorbin Před 2 lety +1

      @@AfferbeckBeats
      He wasn’t using Pro-Tools.
      Kravitz was using whatever he wanted.
      He specifically wrote Fly Away to be a hit. He’d always had pop songs on his albums, but after Circus was received so poorly, he really stopped being a rock star, to be a pop star.
      He made entire albums himself at the beginning, then just made two hits that really made every song after irrelevant.
      I don’t know anyone who listens to new Kravitz, when it’s released, and the folks who do listen to the first few albums only.

    • @puremercury
      @puremercury Před 2 lety +4

      "It Ain't Over 'til It's Over" IS a masterpiece, and technically his highest-charting single.

    • @kalelvigil1510
      @kalelvigil1510 Před 2 lety +3

      @@puremercury People tend to dismiss Lenny Kravitz because his 2 biggest songs are objectively his worst songs by a country mile.

  • @MartyMusic
    @MartyMusic Před 2 lety +263

    WHO is your wig guy? I need to know.

    • @vpaczkowski
      @vpaczkowski Před 2 lety +34

      If Beato was half as cool as Marty.....

    • @Rountree1985
      @Rountree1985 Před 2 lety +6

      I love the CZcams poops of your videos.

    • @yankees29
      @yankees29 Před 2 lety +5

      Maury’s wigs from Queens?

    • @ricardoaravena8976
      @ricardoaravena8976 Před 2 lety +5

      It makes me very happy you’re watching these you’re my og guitar teacher!!

    • @alexdiachok6597
      @alexdiachok6597 Před 2 lety +1

      Omg please get Marty Schwartz on one of your videos!

  • @MunchthatCrunch
    @MunchthatCrunch Před 2 lety +61

    I feel like I owe you money for this. This shit is incredible.

  • @agitationfree5980
    @agitationfree5980 Před 2 lety +32

    "You're gonna have to bring in the Wheel of Fortune/Mazda Defense" "Yeah it's a classic..."

  • @Andoxico
    @Andoxico Před 2 lety +252

    When you started talking about a divine entity deciding the outcome of this match I was hoping you'd get Beato's opinion

    • @SirLoin027
      @SirLoin027 Před 2 lety +26

      I had a feeling it was gonna be Beato or the Blinds To Go guy.

    • @supremelordoftheuniverse5449
      @supremelordoftheuniverse5449 Před 2 lety +36

      I think we all screamed “Beato” at the screen

    • @markdavidofficial4274
      @markdavidofficial4274 Před 2 lety +52

      Beato would’ve been like, “this is why both songs are amazing.”

    • @liamjay6844
      @liamjay6844 Před 2 lety +28

      Who needs Beato when you have the Blinds To Go Guy?

    • @stevesoldwedel
      @stevesoldwedel Před 2 lety +12

      The Blinds to Go Guy's name is Dick Beato.

  • @paulmcallister7909
    @paulmcallister7909 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Dude, that was insane!! I’m in the UK so I know next to nothing about the game, but that was effing hilarious. What I like about your videos is that they make me think about the craft of writing a song. I actually like Flyaway, but because of this video, I’m now looking at in a different way. If can avoid the same mistakes in my own music, there’s a chance it won’t suck completely. So thanks for posting this. Thanks for all the time and effort you put into this gorgeous piece of insanity. Much appreciated. 😂 ❤👏🏾👍🏾

  • @gldmj55
    @gldmj55 Před 2 lety +31

    I remember getting a ride to a high school baseball game with a teammate in the late 90's, he starts blasting Lenny Kravitz's "American Woman" and I'm thinking the whole time "dude I can't be friends with you anymore."

    • @RenaldyCalixte
      @RenaldyCalixte Před 4 měsíci

      If it was Fly Away blasting in the car would you have exited the vehicle and decided to walk to the game?

  • @PanamaJack666
    @PanamaJack666 Před 2 lety +147

    I could just watch his John Bohlinger impression all day long. Literally the best thing on the internet.

  • @wolvusmedia5422
    @wolvusmedia5422 Před rokem +18

    "The Wheel of Fortune/Mazda Defense" should be in every Coach's playbook

  • @cfc1001001cfc
    @cfc1001001cfc Před 2 lety +75

    In Fly Away, Lenny Kravitz rhymes the word "Away" with "Away".
    The Prosecution rests it case.

    • @ShadowWizard123
      @ShadowWizard123 Před 2 lety +8

      Don't forget the ending of the song.
      Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

    • @elosoguapo8137
      @elosoguapo8137 Před 2 lety +1

      Very limp bizkit “rollin”

    • @groomedtodie
      @groomedtodie Před 2 lety

      And add the fact that we just got bombarded with "I Believe I Can Fly" being overplayed everywhere.

    • @mmobrowa
      @mmobrowa Před 2 lety +1

      And War Pigs rhymes masses with masses but remains a great opening line. Repetition is a great poetic device. I don't think thats what makes Fly Away sound bad.

    • @camf4962
      @camf4962 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mmobrowa yeah, but that's two different definitions of masses. repetition works when it changes, or makes you reflect back on, the meaning of the thing being repeated

  • @danibe1983
    @danibe1983 Před 2 lety +58

    Finnerty has a long road ahead of him, and it’s paved with fucking gold

  • @robjgolde3221
    @robjgolde3221 Před rokem +7

    “Grab a pair of headphones because that’s where it’s gonna be most annoying to hear this.” is a pretty underrated line.

  • @davidclawson4733
    @davidclawson4733 Před 2 lety +74

    Kravitz's early stuff was proto-retro, but with "5", he was able to chart new territory, sounding like a model who wants to also be appreciated as a rock star.

    • @adrianguinn3331
      @adrianguinn3331 Před 2 lety +2

      Black Velveteen went hard tho
      But yes. Apt description.

  • @jackfarrell9715
    @jackfarrell9715 Před 2 lety +274

    Sometimes I find a CZcams series that is just so unbelievably made For Me and this is one of those series. You are 5/5 on these and I hope you made 100 more. Target audience absolutely reached, Pat

    • @JC20XX
      @JC20XX Před 2 lety +5

      I know exactly what you mean

    • @DimIsHigh
      @DimIsHigh Před 2 lety +4

      Fucking SAME - other than listening/playing music I get pretty much 100% of my entertainment from CZcams, I'm wondering how did it take me and the algorithm so long to find Pat

    • @jesseburch7063
      @jesseburch7063 Před 2 lety

      @@DimIsHigh Me too!

    • @jansmitowiczauthor78
      @jansmitowiczauthor78 Před 2 lety +5

      It's funny, that's what I thought when I discovered What Makes This Song Great, but it turns out I don't give a shit out of 3/4 of the songs/bands and I'm not interested in what ways they're "great" -- it turns out that was just a prelude to finding my real jam, the PARODY of WMTSG 🤣

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Před 2 lety +2

      I feel like someone took a glass I drank out of and made this channel from my DNA.

  • @vincentpeer5188
    @vincentpeer5188 Před 2 lety +21

    Holy god. This was good, but that moment when you said “tonic,” and Rick’s disembodied head interrupts was pure gold. Might be my favorite series on CZcams.

  • @thepedalarchive2
    @thepedalarchive2 Před 2 lety +95

    I can’t wait for Beato and Shull to make a cameo on one of these videos.

    • @EmoBubba
      @EmoBubba Před 2 lety +31

      I was really hoping the god like figure at the end would be Beato.

    • @thepedalarchive2
      @thepedalarchive2 Před 2 lety +9

      @@EmoBubba haha I wrote this before getting to the end and I totally thought I was going to turn out to be psychic. Turns out I wasn’t.

  • @40below1000
    @40below1000 Před 2 lety +50

    Took me a minute, but sign me up for Bohlinger. I noticed the clerk didn't insist he cover up the rivets in his jeans before trying on any of the expensive jackets, he was pretty chill.

  • @MrMichaelkurowski
    @MrMichaelkurowski Před 2 lety +25

    I’m no longer here for the commentary. I’m now here for the character arc of this series.

  • @pedrolizardo7704
    @pedrolizardo7704 Před 2 lety +38

    "when they sing 'american woman stay away from me' i believe them"
    jesus christ how hard i lost it

  • @Adkb123
    @Adkb123 Před 11 měsíci +15

    Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half like are you gonna go my way? Then there was the tie and I was like baby it ain’t over till it’s over.
    In the End, this was devastating. American Woman is an immediate station change. Maybe it’s my inner 7 year old still holding on but I unapologetically like Fly Away. Please don’t block me from watching your channel, Pat.
    Let love rule.

  • @mikeg73
    @mikeg73 Před 2 lety +91

    52 minutes? This is a commitment I haven’t made since game of thrones. Gotta be epic

    • @indianajones5037
      @indianajones5037 Před 2 lety +8

      This is definitely better. Pat Finnerty rules GOT ehh

    • @carvercordes
      @carvercordes Před 2 lety +10

      He even added the isolated guitar solo from Fly Away at the end of the video.

    • @Hiccuple
      @Hiccuple Před 2 lety +2

      Kravitz bowl only happens once a year

    • @sixty2612
      @sixty2612 Před 2 lety

      Did something get edited out? I just watched it and it’s 49 minutes

    • @mikeg73
      @mikeg73 Před 2 lety

      @@sixty2612 there was about 3 minutes of black screen at the end

  • @Mark_McC
    @Mark_McC Před 2 lety +46

    Beato! No, that’s a Shull.
    That’s friggin’ hilarious!!!

  • @JimmyInTheROC
    @JimmyInTheROC Před 7 měsíci +4

    I was humming along until he got to "These Guitar Stands." Pat should have warned us he was gonna go that dirty. Nightmare fuel.

  • @sonnyford2407
    @sonnyford2407 Před 2 lety +468

    What's everyone's prediction for when Beato finally ends up in one of these? My guess is ep 10

    • @kaymarrand9970
      @kaymarrand9970 Před 2 lety +38

      Has Beato even acknowledged this series' existence yet?

    • @JC20XX
      @JC20XX Před 2 lety +4

      Depends on the upload rate maybe.

    • @shepooks8119
      @shepooks8119 Před 2 lety +38

      @@kaymarrand9970 Yes he did on his live New Years Eve video @28:50 recently posted.

    • @ChintanCG
      @ChintanCG Před 2 lety +6

      @@kaymarrand9970 yes that's how I found this channel recently

    • @jansmitowiczauthor78
      @jansmitowiczauthor78 Před 2 lety +9

      Beato Don't Do Satire

  • @AdamDoesGuitar
    @AdamDoesGuitar Před 2 lety +68

    I need a 52 minute video of just John Bolinger bits.

  • @louisrios5546
    @louisrios5546 Před rokem +12

    I watched this a year ago, but it felt like a fever dream. I had to watch it again just to confirm for myself that it's a real video that exists.

  • @jerram7455
    @jerram7455 Před 2 lety +35

    There’s like spooky levels of the stars, (and the Milky Way and even Mars) lining up here:
    - It’s Episode 5 of WMTSS
    - He’s talking about 2 songs from the LK album named “5”.
    - In a crucial point of the game Team Fly Away comes out in V formation.
    - The fake solo is played with a Flying V guitar
    - “V” is the Roman numeral for 5.
    Good Lord Pat, 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Adamsbrown81
    @Adamsbrown81 Před 2 lety +150

    "I'm still on 'who doesn't hate a Nissan'" Absolutely FLOORED ME.

    • @AfferbeckBeats
      @AfferbeckBeats Před 2 lety +8

      It's a damn shame what Nissan have become, they make nothing cool anymore, and the two cars they still make that might conceivably excite people have been exactly the same for like 15 years. Give me the old Nissan that made a rally car out of a Pulsar, 4 wheel drive turbo with big wings and stuff, and they barely even rally'd it. That's the kind of recklessness I want from a car company.

    • @tombstonejones9581
      @tombstonejones9581 Před 2 lety +6

      And then says Austin Powers is overrated. He's a great antagonist in the Finnerty Cinematic Universe.

    • @willbrown6287
      @willbrown6287 Před 2 lety +5

      "ahh the wheel of fortune Mazda defence" finished me off!

    • @AlphanumericCharacters
      @AlphanumericCharacters Před 2 lety

      @@AfferbeckBeats Nissan merged with Renault. That was the death of them. And Austin Powers was an all time great movie! Looks like BTGG is maybe too young to get it. Some movies and songs: you just had to be there.

    • @romeod7549
      @romeod7549 Před 2 lety +1

      So that floored you? Ok 👌