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Teach Me Daddy
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Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time.
Teach Me About World War II | Teach Me Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 3
This week on Teach Me Daddy, @matteolanecomedy and @chrisdcomedy delve into the history of World War II in a uniquely entertaining and educational way. History buff Chris Distefano, with his vast knowledge and witty humor, enlightens Matteo about topics like the Nazis' use of crystal meth, the Treaty of Versailles, and the dramatic conclusion of the war with the atomic bombs.
Matteo, who wasn't the best student in school, surprisingly recalls detailed reasons behind Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor. Adding to the fun, their friend Nick, who has an intriguing backstory of being bullied by Lizzo, shares new and fascinating tidbits he discovers about the war.
Tune in for a hilarious and informative journey through one of the most pivotal periods in history!
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🙆🏼♂️ Chris Distefano
Instagram - chrisdcomedy
Twitter - x.com/chrisdcomedy
Website - www.chrisdcomedy.com/
💁🏻♂️ Matteo Lane
Instagram - matteolane
TikTok - www.tiktok.com/@matteolane
Website - matteolanecomedy.com/
Our Producer Venetia AKA V 🙋♀️
Website - www.venetiageras.com/
Twitter - X.com/venetiaageras
Instagram - venetiaageras
#comedy #podcast #advice
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Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time.
Matteo, who wasn't the best student in school, surprisingly recalls detailed reasons behind Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor. Adding to the fun, their friend Nick, who has an intriguing backstory of being bullied by Lizzo, shares new and fascinating tidbits he discovers about the war.
Tune in for a hilarious and informative journey through one of the most pivotal periods in history!
Learn a new language by using Babbel! 👉 www.babbel.com/teachme and get up to 60% off your subscription!
🙆🏼♂️ Chris Distefano
Instagram - chrisdcomedy
Twitter - x.com/chrisdcomedy
Website - www.chrisdcomedy.com/
💁🏻♂️ Matteo Lane
Instagram - matteolane
TikTok - www.tiktok.com/@matteolane
Website - matteolanecomedy.com/
Our Producer Venetia AKA V 🙋♀️
Website - www.venetiageras.com/
Twitter - X.com/venetiaageras
Instagram - venetiaageras
#comedy #podcast #advice
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Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time.
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How To Change A Diaper | Teach Me Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 2
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This week on Teach Me Daddy, @matteolanecomedy and @chrisdcomedy tackle the ultimate parenting challenge: changing a diaper! Join us as Chris, a father of three, teaches Matteo, who has many nieces and nephews but has never changed a diaper, the ins and outs of diaper duty. But there's a twist-Chris has only ever changed diapers for girls, so this is new territory for him too! Get ready for a b...
How To Clean | Teach Me Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 1
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This week on Teach Me Daddy, @matteolanecomedy and @chrisdcomedy are tackling the surprisingly complex world of personal hygiene. Ever wondered what it takes to stay fresh and clean? Matteo and Chris break down the steps of douching with their signature blend of humor and wit. From choosing the right products to the importance of technique, they guide listeners through the process while keeping...
WWI: mechanical and medical innovations, weaponizing chemicals, and great queer poetry
Chris always a fool😂😂😂 love it
This was hilarious.
Matteo and Rodrigo will have no less than 4 children...mark thine words
W T F 😂😂😂😂😂
23:16 yes, Italy invaded Ethiopia. And the Ethiopian people, lead by Emperor Haile Selassie (who could trace his lineage back to King Solomon), fucked them up royally. And the Bri’ish helped. It’s also the time that the term ‘dread locks’ was coined. The Ethiopian fighters all had locked hair. And because they fought a guerrilla war (and with no care for their own lives) for the Emperor, they came to be dreaded by the Italians. Hence, dreadlocks.
I had 6 kids in 5 years. 4 single babies and a set of fraternal twins. The older of my twins the boy was much bigger then his sister (the youngest in our family) my son would crawl over the end of the crib in the morning early feeding and he would bite the nipple of his bottle and chug his formula THEN he would climb out of his crib and into his sister’s crib and steal her bottle. It didn’t matter if she was actually drinking it or if she put it down for a minute. He would steal hers. Then would shit so forcefully that it would go all the way up his back and down into his chubby little legs. At that point I was a stay at home Mom so I was the one getting up for feedings all night. And my husband would do the last one at 5 am because he was up that early and he would wake up and pee first thing then start the coffee pot and make bottles for the twins. Give them each a bottle and drink his first coffee while he made his lunch go in and check on the twins then either make a second bottle for her and take him to the bathroom spraying his jammies off and stripping off his poopy sheets and give him a quick shower and put him in fresh jammies and put him to bed. By that time baby girl was done with hers and he would change her diaper and jump in and take his shower and leave for work by 7am.
Please, Daddy, I need longer episodes!
Epic duo and i cannot wait for my history lesson and yes, this format where Chris spits out facts and as Matteo puts it, "regurgitate to the idiots!" 🔥🔥🔥
Crissy clean me ❤
Chris is one of The only funny guys associated with Joe Rogan
This is the most affirming new series to come out of Pride Month bar none, showing how friendships between straight and non-straight men should be. Chris and Matteo are witty, handsome, smart and have a great rapport between themselves. Can't wait for the next installment.
The origin of the douche: czcams.com/video/C6XF4RxU7xQ/video.html
Matteo doing Liza impressions kill me😂 9:11
The duo we all needed for our entire lives!!!!!
"kill the ecosystem, I want pretty water." - Matteo Lane
"Maquerading as a bottom but really a top." So America was a Blouse, America was Nick Smith...see how it all comes together.
Can I just say, I Love that Matteo is Chris's Inner Bad Bitch's Safe Space!
Nucular!
This was actually pretty educational. Chris is good at breaking things down, and Matteo's commentary def helps make the lesson more memorable 😆 Thanks for the fun history lesson!
This is an amazing show. Thanks guys
Lizzo should learn how to Blow her Wistle, or Flute ,but not be shocked, if Nick knows when the WW2 began because he made a Joke about the Wizard of OZ came 1938 out✌️ Bitch calm down, there are much more Analphabetics out there ,you should be more Upset about that and not be shocked Nick made a Joke 🤦🏻♂️ Bon Apetito Bitch🍆
Yesssss🎉🎉🎉🎉
Also if no one has said this, Napoleon was barely French. Historically Corsica was closer to Italian than French. They bought it or something.
Yes very true! Chris talks about it here 😂 👉czcams.com/video/sKzidKsaPj0/video.htmlsi=qolLy3IzJCGVS_43
@@TeachMeDaddyPodcast Chris is officially my favorite daddy
Where Chris comes from? He has a slightly Accent and is he Gay or Straight or even Bi?
Why hasnt matteo or chrissy been promoting this
they have 😆 check out their IG and YT community tabs! welcome Daddy!
@@TeachMeDaddyPodcast well fuck me. This is the problem with banked podcasts. Figured Chris or Matteo would promote it on ymh or stavvys world, they probably recorded those 2 years ago
Oh never knew about Chris' mom exposing him to history. I wondered why he knew so much (and enough to make those facts funny)
right! thanks for the support Daddy!
Anyone else getting autistic “special interests” vibes from ChrissyD? Loving it.
Now we need to spam Lizzo with that Nick phone call cos I _will not_ have our boy shit talked like that.
"what's a power bottom?" "have you ever been fucked by an ass" i can't remember where i heard this but it's the most hilariously apt description of a power bottom
telling someone they have french energy has to be one of the biggest insults ever
And it feels good afterwards---feels so clean. However, silicon lube the nozzle to insert will feel easier.
i would have to say that was the funniest and most informative podcast I have ever watched, How great for anyone that is interested in anal to be able to watch something like this and finally know what to do, so looking forward to watching more of these 2 again.
Not gonna lie, refreshed a ton and honestly learned because I DID NOT pay attention in history class ever.
Nick is a top
Colonials stole Native America, Spanish and the British were the first undocumented immigrants who lied, raped and took advantage of the kindness of the Americas.
Fun fact: there are declassified documents proving the US knew about an imminent attack on our land and FDR made the decision to ignore the warning because he knew being attacked was the only way to get congress to declare war. On the topic of Russian deaths, they suffered more deaths than I believe most of the rest of the world combined. You always hear about the 6 million Jews who were murdered? Well the Russians had about 24-25 million casualties, more than half of which were civilians. The Russians believed in a war of attrition by blood basically. They had physically more bodies throw into the meat grinder of the Eastern front than Germany did which is why they won. They also had an automatic death sentence for deserters. They said “you either turn and kill Germans until you’re dead or I’ll shoot you right here and throw your family into the gulag system.” So Chris was most definitely right when he said the 1940s was a statistically bad time to be a Russian male.
Chrisy will be completely out of the closet by the end of this year. 💯
Matteo’s cartoon looks like Hinchcliff 😂😂😂
Gotta love when u can get brains, with a side of sexy. Loved Matteo's analogies lol. Great vibe between you 2 & cannot wait for the poppers 😂 Thanks for the content 💚
I've heard the advice to not have anal sex too soon after douching b/c it washes away protective enzymes inside the anus that slowly refill over time.
I came for the house cleaning hacks, I stayed for literally everything else. Happy pride!
This was actually pretty good. I wish I had Chris as my history teacher. He has a great way of explaining things. I can sense the excitement in has voice. Thanks to his Mom for his passion for history.
thanks Daddy! check out Chris' whole series on teaching history🙌 czcams.com/play/PLe69CfLdqC15QJRPcyuLAskklZG24VYYS.html&si=BSJnC3zNigfSIvr2
Uhhhh Canada was a big ally
The cake is Vienetta
teach me daddy… how to paint! or opera singing
that's next Daddy! 🎨🙌
ever since i was little i was anal about my anal hygiene. my mom told me i would wait till she changed my diaper to go to the bathroom. never had skid marks and when i discovered douching (at like 19-20 yrs old) my tummy has felt like a million bucks ...no more bloating feeling just easy breezy'ness lol
wasnt he on the real world or road rules? i remember him also from guy code and girls code<333 i loved this.. see we gay men and straight men can live in unison....
when a top gets mad at me for giving him hell for him canceling/not showing up.. all the preparation for nothing! lol back to the drawing board lol
Chris is a total sellout he's only using these communities to further his career and not get canceled he's so badly wants a sitcom that he needs to be friend the LGBT community