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14:50 Should have shown Rugby instead. Way more physical... and basically unarmoured.

Wow worst narration ever

What _is_ it about these single-image, AI-generated reads of reddit stories that I find just so damn compelling?!

Not a bade story. Funny. A bit long. AI dictation bobbles on occasion.

Don't. Touch. The. Younglings.

Seems like a odd spot to end it.

POV you fucked up

(JW trolling here) to tell you about the joke; we don’t give one about it either.

Bull rider stories are hilarious!

The least believable part was when they seemlessly integrated another species into their society. We cant even do that with ourselves

The part with the hunters and hockey is from Kevin Jenkins death worlder series

Hurling > Hockey

If you want to win a war , you have to be cunning , intelligent and savage.

Hall Cynthia Moore Jose Taylor Helen

Love that disclaimer at the end.

Um... this does not sound like humanity.

The Orion Rocket would have got us into orbit, it was developed by general atomics.

Hey, I’ve read stuff from this universe before. Wonder whatever happened that pseudo Spartan program had going

Humans being stronger than most other species in this story makes sense. Because in reality we really are near the gravity limit for space flight. Any higher and planes would be the only thing we could build that could lift off of the ground. So our bodies are built to withstand this brutal crushing weight

Nah they were going to riot for the life of the alien that destroyed earth? Who believes that sht😂😂😂😂

"You don't understand, we don't want rules for our sake, we want rules to protect you from us"

wow this is good.

LMAO Love it! And its so true.. We really don't give a fuck.

Excellent!

How do I AI my voice?

No. We absolutely do not. Zero f#cks given.

One of the best 👍👍

Makin me proud to be human once again 🫡😎🙏

crappy AI voice.

AI cadence sucks worse than normal

6:49-7:43 Sounds like the Narrator from Space Dandy. The ridiculousness too.

The AI is not great

Good story😂😂

Yeah, while definitely interesting, I don't like this story very much. Any reasonably intelligent adversary would exploit it and strike at production capabilities first. Plus "supplying the war machine of our allies" is a very hypocritical definition of pacifism. Like modern Germany. I read about "German pacifism" for years so I was very surprised that Germany was the 5th weapons exporter in the world. Pacifism my ass.

I cannot listen to this harbage. Sorry. Im out.

Bro, if you hate reading things... Don't.

The whole "death world" trope is so over used and patently ridiculous.

You messed up with the marathon part... He ran 42 kilometers to inform the city of Athens that they won the battle... then he died of exhuation( if I remember correctly)

It's so funny, in these stories humanity is food. Look at current situations in our world. We wouldn't be praised. We would be avoided.😂

This story is Narrated by Mister.p its human narration do you enjoy it??❤

*YeeeeHAAAWW*

Definitely a more unique spin put on the same old AI-generated story of 'everyone underestimates humanity - big bad military race challenges humanity while being super cocky and over confident - all other races scared of the militarists, and scared for humanity - somehow, humanity makes multi-millenial leaps forward in tech overnight (surprise, we had it all along! We just dont like to use it) and builds epic warships in days - humanity lets out the lion they keep caged within, trying to 'be better' yet humanity still ends up wiping out their foe after multiple please for peace and scares every other race - thus begins the intergalactic hegemony of the human empire, a backwater race a mere 10 years earlier!' Like i said, at least this version tried to present and utilize somw different events and actions throughout. As it is, its a bit better - it would have been a lot better had the creator opted for a human reader rather than the AI voice reader mispronouncing even aimple words

Low tech so? We’ve made simple weapons so deadly they’re considered a warcrime, specifically the bat-bomb

The Emperor of Humanity has joined the chat.

I like that you've taken a path less beaten, I enjoyed that very much!

Hey, Filipinos ride bulls and cows!

I enjoyed this story thanks

Bro gave life advice at the end there😂💀💀💀💀💀

VENI VIDI VICI.

Didnt even tell him about how paradox dreamed up the synaptic lathe