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Brilliant as usual ❤😂😂😂

There's actually a reason why that happens and there's pretty much nothing sexual about it

You read the Bible a lot these days 😭

Brilliant

*ahem* John the Baptist’s baptism didn’t actually wash away sins. His baptism was just baptism of water, and stood as a symbol of repentance. The REAL baptism (baptism of the Holy Spirit) happened during Pentecost, where the Apostles had all of their sins washed away, along with receiving the Holy Spirit. Nowadays, baptism of water and baptism of the Holy Spirit usually happen simultaneously, but they can happen separately sometimes.

Meanwhile Arabs: It's a girl? Then it's dead.

Boys got the clap

Welcome back to my feed

You can't have infinite monkeys because the amount of different things that are considered monkeys is finite, and if two or more of them are exactly the same then all of them but one may as well not be typing So the premise is by itself a paradox

This was a woman’s mouth right?😅😅💀💀💀

hes right though was that a no or an ask again later with a better rock?

They simply tried to give you a message but none of you ever wants to listen.

How your body feels about morning wood:

Henry viii be like :

Bbl drizzy

"what?🥺" Why was that so cute help-

Lol

i just saw one sperm cell

The side look 👀 at “squiggly line” 😂😂😂

Bro he died by drowning in water.

Nobody is gonna talk about the earth doing the whole circle in 1 year? Buddies on earth just got a permanent day/night

Yeah

bros so randome thats what i love about him

Dora: When the only thing you explore is the refrigerator: a split second at the start of the clip.

Which song is this bruh i like it soo much

Hey so yeh im akid and whats the difference between liquor beer and wine?

It’s just a prank!😊 The prank:

That means she swallowed all that in the morning 😏😏😏😏 wowwww 😂😂😂😂

Twice acohol free

Yeah!

don't mix all of those

I love the brain cells “feet held to the fire”🤣

You’re my favorite! Funny wholesome whitty smart and cute all at once ❤

Hmm. The dentist was the only one to say no. So he seems loyal. That toothpaste on the other hand seems to get around dentists quite a bit.

Dude was trynna order fried chicken lmao 🤣🤣

The squid in the hay made my day! 🤣

He only went halfway

the glasses

I love this ❤

Hammerhead worm?

And 5,000 years later the morons interpreted it as something meaningful.🤭

Its lub dub

Bbllso Ahh yes..

Not funny

So bored

😂😂😂

Is it ow or owl?

Can we talk about how this poor man is dying from alcohol poisoning because he drank like 5 different types of alcohol at once. And his brain is literally on fire. Lmao.

lol the pug .... lol

Reference to sollarbals?